Fill me in on House MD.
What seasons are actually worth watching?
>>69749932
None of them.
>>69749932
All of them.
>>69749932
Just watch the pilot, treat it as a short film, then stop.
This man is one of the most brilliant actors in Hollywood yet is forever doomed to play side roles.
Why does this happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmEejLTEgI
>>69749774
He's said himself that he always wanted to be the guy doing the supporting roles and that he wouldn't suit the limelight anyway.
That said, he is indeed a fucking fantastic actor and is criminally underrated. Nailed his character in Sideways.
Because he isn't handsome or ugly in that exaggerated and fashionable way (adam driver, benedinc cumberbitch etc.)
>time is a flat circle
What did he mean by this?
he meant "buy the dvd fucker"
Haven't you ever seen what a clock looks like?
Time is a pizza.
http://deadstate.org/report-tom-cruise-want-to-have-a-scientology-exorcism-to-rid-his-daughter-of-thetans/
>CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
Xenu won't like this
>inb4 ledditor SPs shit up the thread
how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe this shit op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wd5KEaOtm4
>>69749581
It physically hurts thatshe'll never hurt my prostate with a 12 inch strapon
>>69749581
It physically hurts that MEW will never be my mistress and queen
>>69749581
Why do people not like this movie again?
Daily reminder that Kirk Douglas is still alive.
>You will die in Kirk Douglas' lifetime
>Zsa Zsa Gabor
>still alive
>born in February 1917
>in the FUCKING AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE
barely
Tell me kid. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
>>69749116
Why keep him alive at that point? Just kill him and then no more Batman
>>69749160
He heard the sirens.
>see ya around kid
Awful flick.
Is it likely we will get a Season 4?
not while he's doing Marvel movies.... might be a wait, the plot itself can call for a few year pause, there's hope, no doubt. but Hannibal is a movie star.
>>69749060
What else is he doing apart from Dr Strange?
>>69750547
Star Wars.
Just finished watching this. How did the finale disappoint people? You could see it coming from a mile away. I thinks it ends the show very well.
>>69748990
>How did the finale disappoint people?
>You could see it coming from a mile away.
it was g a y
>>69749268
>implying that's bad
Remember, it's just a ride
>>69748801
"Ever notice how we kill the good guys and Let The Demons Run Amok?"
*SNOOOOOOOORK DEMMOOOOOOOOOOON NOISES*
*CCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOCKKKSUCCCCKKAAAA*
>>69748801
Fucking love Bill. Yeah a lot of his shit is Holden Caulfield levels of edge but his cadence and delivery is on point. And at the end of the day I perceived his main message to be that we should treat each other better and not take this life for granted.
Be honest, /t/v, what would you have done in Keanu's situation?
Reminder, he has a wife and kids.
>>69748766
Not let them in the house. Haven't you ever heard if you have a wife or girlfriend. Then you shouldn't be alone with member of the opposite sex.
I would wonder who ordered pizza.
Ive seen x-men apocalypse and shes not as bad as the internet made me believe. Makes me wonder if their is some sort of hate campaign against her.
>>69748698
Normies got tired of her and realized she's actually not an exceptional actress in the least.
>>69748698
Krager put your trip on also does she die?
She's one the main characters while she is actually useless. That's not her fault but that was really annoying
ITT: /tv/ related things that you wouldn't believe if someone told you it in 2013
Di Caprio will win an Oscar.
Spider-Man will be in the MCU in 2016 and Aunt May will be Marissa Tomei.
-Bill Cosby will be outed as a rapist
-Bruce Jenner will become a tranny
-Robin Williams will kill himself
-Ariel Winter will chop them off
-The other Wachowski will become a tranny
-Baneposting will still be a thing
42 midgets Vs Lion
Who would win?
Assuming the average dwarf does weigh 150 lbs / 68 kg,
then it's 6300lbs / 2857kg vs 430lbs/190kg, which is what a lion weighs.
Midgets win by overpowering it eventually.
http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/53848/how-much-does-the-average-adult-male-dwarf-weigh
Would you rather fight 50 unarmed midgets one by one, in hand to hand combat to the death, or the Mountain and then the Hound back to back?
Numbers game always wins
last thread is gone.
>Neon Demon getting ripped by critics.
>Xavier Dolan flopping
>Critics’ Panel Day 9: Cristian Mungiu Teaches Masterclass with “Graduation”
>K Stews Personal Shopper had a second screening and received a 4 minute standing ovation.
Aggregate Polls:
http://cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/2016
Apichatpoll: http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2016
Le Film Français: http://www.lefilmfrancais.com/tags/3094/etoiles-de-la-critique
German poll: http://jury.critic.de/cannes/
Ion cinema:http://www.ioncinema.com/tag/2016-cannes-critics-panel
Chinese poll:https://twitter.com/CriticsGrid
TF1: https://twitter.com/RomainLeVern
http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2016
>>69748173
First for based absurd lolita fantasy
Jessica Kiang of the Playlist liked Neon Demon:
>"Spectacular, gross and delicious (so unsavory it’s almost sweet), the film is more proof of Refn’s mastery of his trash aesthetic and more fun than anything this indulgent and empty-headed has any right to be. If he can ever find some meaning to attach all these glorious signifiers to, he might be on to something, but the wilfully surface, nasty camp of “The Neon Demon” will do just fine till that day comes. [B+]"
>Cannes: Xavier Dolan Boasts ‘It’s Only The End Of The World’ Is His Best Film In The Face Of Negative Reviews
