not much funny stuff going on
>>69758708
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell.
Black guy was the thing
>>69758708
Because he knew he was about to fucking die
It's a 4chan episode
Samantha Bee is funny.
A genie appears tells you that since your ancestors fucked with him he's going to make it so you can only watch three TV shows for the rest of your life. He's not totally evil, so he's letting you pick which three you want. Choose wisely.
>It's Always Sunny
>Arrested Development
>Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>69758288
the exact opposite of what you pick
>Farscape
>Xena
>Dick Van Dyke
>>69758352
what is this
Going on a trip soon, what are good movies to watch during a long flight?
Come on /tv/, help a brother out.
OH cr*p
>>69758270
>two black women pilots
Well that explains what happened to that plane in egypt
>>69758270
flight of at least 10 hrs ...
Bring the Band of Brothers Blu-ray set.
Was Obi-Wan literally retarded?
No, he was virtually retarded.
>>69757842
I always thought he spoke a bit funny.
>>69757842
It was only official after the turn of the chair.
So, Susan Sarandon has gone on the record, saying that she'll direct "female friendly" pornography. Think she'll make a cameo?
Inb4 it's a cuck movie
she probably means some vanilla softcore shit instead of full-on fucking
>>69757832
Is she talking about couples features or that dumb boring shit where it's 90% foreplay and they spend 30 minutes kissing and rubbing each other's backs?
Shot thread?
>There are people who think Stringer Bell was smart
his attempt at legitimacy was sad more than anything else really. it's like he really believed having any kind no matter its source would be enough to fully distance himself from his origins
WE
>Nothing more dangerous than an nigger with a library card
Bell wasn't a genius, he just understood basic economics (hence why they showed him going to Business class) when retarded niggers only knew about "defending theys cornerz"
Best Jamie Kennedy memories? Mine:
When he WRECKED Star Trek nerds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDuzvKYpjk4
When he destroyed that heckler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBfwhp8XMY
When he stumped the Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SaHW6Y7_Yg
When he played the smoking police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGe9wDM8pUc
When he predicted Hamilton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHN5vaivd6w
>>69757797
did he die or something>?
>>69757797
Nobody likes you Jamie, please stop making threads about yourself, you piece of dogshit.
> YOU GOT X'd PUNK
Quick, who would win in a kino-off, The Guest™ or The Driver™?
Me vs Me
>>69757784
>kino-off
Also The Driver is more of a passive guy isn't he?
>supersoldier vs super-autist
Tell me your movie ideas /tv/.
full CGI, orcs fight humans
and magic shit
I want a movie where a guy get superpowers and has to stop another guy from taking over/destroying the world.
an animated film with talking animals on a wacky adventure
Best movie of 2016 guys
This was basically reverse the clichés the movie, which I was happy with.
It's pretty quip heavy. I can already sense the basement dwellers ready to tell us how "Reddit" this is.I lost my shit when Emilia got killed. And then again when gosling's alcoholic character sees crowe at the bar and goes "oh good you're drinking again."
>>69758064
>that spoiler
DAMMIT SHIT FUCK WHY DID I READ THAT
Also my hype levels are through the fucking roof for this seeing it as soon as I can.
bump because the only other thread on this has a clinically retarded OP
The rest are going to try to kill you
>>69757518
Punisher and Liam Neeson
simple, John Wick and the collateral manlet
Fucking image fucked up
__________________Marry, Fuck (with a wig), kill____________________________________________
>>69757486
I have masturbated to the blue one on numerous ocasions
mary the one on the right cause her pusy can stay tight and she can look like a sexy 13 year old but be adult so its legal
fuck dophie turner she's a sexy girl and kill herpes asian
Kill JLaw
Why didn't Taxi Driver shoot the politician with a sniper rifle like JFK?
He wasn't really a man with a plan, he just went by impulse to whatever course of action seemed to make sense at the time, and he was kind of influenced by those he had contact with.
He bought a gun because of Wizard's advice, a 44. Magnun specifically, because of the guy (Scorsese) whose wife was cheating on him with a nigger, who said he'd kill her with said gun; and he only wanted to shoot Palantine because he was the candidate Betsy stood for, and he acquired a growing distaste for the woman after she dumped him.
Also, he saw Palantine as a crooked and hypocrite politician.
>>69757261
Because he lacked conviction to act rationally on his impulses. The point of the ending is that he finally acted decisively and true to his need for confrontation and challenge. Whereas before he was undisciplined and a nomad.
>>69759163
You are a disgusting trainwreck and no one will ever love you, you walking waste of a human being. Please Benoit yourself.
