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What was his problem?
>>70135712
Newman
>>70135712
>his
>>70135712
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the tar pit
Well?
>>70135574
JCVDs is jason stathem tho
>>70135609
How so? Because JCVD is European and so is Statham? By that logic the Rock isn't Schwarzenegger's equivalent because the rock isn't European. Also, Statham isn't a ninja like JCVD.
>>70135574
As an 80/90s kid I don't get how we didn't get replacement action stars.
How many good movies does the Rock have? Not very many. Same goes for Statham.
Doesn't help that the further you go down the 90s even the oldschool action stars' movies were shit.
How come Hollywood isn't able to make good action anymore?
I'm having the hardest trouble coming up with potential action stars.
I WAS IN THE POOL!
>>70135552
We know that black don't crack; but does it shink?
>>70135623
black people experience less shrinkage due to adapting to warmer climates
with my nordic ancestry I consider it to be extremely impressive how much my size can vary
>those nipples
Is Birdkino saving the 2010's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEQpLJfthM
>>70136292
/pol/ please get the fuck outta here
>Twitter filename
Why can't they just get it right? How fucking hard is it to adapt a video game?
>>70135427
It's probably not that hard, but what respectable filmmaker is going to try to adapt a video game? I'm sure if a great director tried to do it the end product would be a great movie.
Considering video game stories don't have to be all that creative, detailed, or thought out, as the player will be distracted by the busywork demanded by the game and big story moments are set up to occur in concert with "accomplishment" thus piggy-backing off the dopamine high of said "accomplishment," said high becoming associated with "story" to the unawares... removing that crutch and trying to have video game stories stand on their own is pretty hard.
>>70135427
very
my god, that was fucking amazing
>>70135038
For you
>not anatomically correct
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
what went wrong?
nothing
but if i was to be critical just the first part with the chase and the caravan
absolutely goddamn motherfucking nothing
>>70134981
the last great work of the Wachowski sibilings
"Have you ever had any sexual relations with men?
As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’m an artist. I’ve played with everything and everyone. But I’m not into men sexually. I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me. In the same way as a wet vagina would turn someone else into a lemon-sucking freak. To me it just doesn’t compute now I’m into my 30s and it doesn’t do it for me and I’m done experimenting."
>>70134970
>a wet vagina would turn someone else into a lemon-sucking freak.
Seripusly what did he mean by this?
he means he got butt casted by pedowood producers when he was a kid but played it off as being a sexually liberated human being
>>70134970
>I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me.
I agree with this.
What is ITV's obsession with this movie?
Objectively bad so contrarians praise it.
>>70134617
This movie was fucking thrash. That's what happens when you take a comic book movie seriously.Except for BvS, that movie was pure kino.
>>70134850
I thought TDK was what happens when you take a comic book movie seriously
As that's the standard WB has been desperately trying to reach again for the last nine years.
Is this the worst story ever in a movie?
>4channers rape cave
>muh aliens
why did it have to be told
>>70134602
Is he suppose to be a 4chan user?
>>70134602
>tfw you will never save MEW from a car accident and bring her to your doomsday bunker and maker her say she will behave and she is sorry
Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKgQGg0q6FE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5zWuf75V_Y
Schizophrenic guy who tries to use pick up artistry on random women in Los Angeles.
I like his camera, it gives off a 90s action film vibe
All his videos are incredible.
>>70134552
>a nigress named chastity
Fuck she was hot too. Dude had her at the start then he went full nutter
I need some tv series to wach at the background while I'm working. 58 as the last numbers of your post will make my choice
Listen to podcasts
Empire.
Why was he allowed to make so many movies that didn't even have a plot? The only watchable thing he ever made was Dune desu.
>>70134377
>muh plot
>>70134377
>I neeed a stoooory waaaah waah waaah baby wants to read
>>70134377
It's your fault if you're too dim to see the plot of Mulholland Dr. (one of his most accessible works).
Will Uncharted be vidyakino after Assassin's Creed flops
Uncharted's not even a good adventure game, let alone an adventure movie
>>70134280
>Bad Boys 3
>WWZ 2
>Transformers 5
>>70134280
HOLY SHIT A CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS MOVIE?
Should I start watching Buffy or X Files?
>>70134168
fuck just go with the xfiles
>>70134168
X files of course. Ayy lmao>vampire
>>70134168
buffy is for kids
