Yah or nah?
Nah.
>>70334430
don't you
BLADADADADA NUH NUH NUH NUH
forget about me
NUHHHHH
don't don't don't NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH don'tbut nah
shitty dated flick filled with cliches
You had one job Marvel...
>Asgard more like Compton
>>70334308
>turn aryan beauty into a negress
Absolute disgust
Nah senpai, Chocolate Valkyri is waifu tier
Wouldn't bother so much if I didn't know she was a BLM supporter and black supremacist
I could understand if this movie were polarizing in a "love it or hate it" way, but instead it seems you either "like it or hate it" -- no one else seems to adore this movie like I do. Like it's legitimately in my top 5.
Anyways, yeah. Movies that you love that have middling reviews.
Would be considerably better if it ditched the Halle Berry as reporter in the 70's segment.
Added nothing to a movie that was already 30 minutes too long.
What more films or stick to videogames and comics.
>>70334357
Frankly I'd rather drop the last two segments instead. The tones are a bit odd
>Slave Ship: Some whipping and one guy gets beaten to death with a chest
>Frobisher Composer: One guy gets shot at the climax, then at the end a guy commits suicide
>Ghastly Treatment of British Man: One guy gets thrown off a building, but otherwise people go out of their way to NOT hurt each other - avoiding running over staff, restraining rather than beating, etc.
>Nuclear Mystery: One man is assassinated by a professional assassin, and also a dog gets shot, later the assassin might have been killed but it's unclear
That set a pretty reasonable tone but then...
>Neo-Seoul: Full spy movie, shooting mooks like crazy, human meat factory, multiple executions, every named character except the investigator dies
>Far-future: Brutal slaughters, village burns down, Earth doomed, pretty much everyone dies except two protagonists
wew lad
I fucking hate Wheel of Fortune. For me, the order goes
-Wheel of Fortune
-American Cheese
-Natural Ice
And here's why:
1) First and Foremost: Pat. Fucking. Sajak. At some point in the 1980's Sajak managed to land what would end up being one of the cushiest jobs of all of telecommunications, and he has continued riding the pony for the better part of four goddamn decades.I can't tell you what it was like in the past, but at this point this motherfucker brings as much passion to his job on a day-to-day basis as tuna salad sandwich left in a hot car in August. I aint even talking about some refreshing citrus or mustard-based tuna salad-no. I mean Mayonaise, tuna, white bread. In a car. Full stop. Go watch Wheel of Fortune right now, I fucking dare you. Sajak just stands there and watches people spin that comical hell-wheel and spout useless dispassionate small-talk like "Oh you're a nurse? That's cool or whatever." You can at least pretend like you still have a soul, Pat. Pretend that showbiz didn't drain what remained of your last ounces spirit years ago. But no, Sajak just stands there watching the game, offering less-than-half-hearted consolations, such as "oh brother," "too bad, so sad," or whenever some poor secretary loses a 12grand and a car from that blasted 'Bankrupt' panel in this infernal game of chance. If any other entity came to work on the daily with that level aloof and cold dis-interest, they would be A) fired on the spot, B) referred to a counselor, or C) put down by the appropriate authorities, one of those three things, and one of those three alone. AND THIS BASTARD MAKES 12MILLION DOLLARS DOING IT.
2)Vanna White. At some point in the 1990's, Vanna White apparently discovered the secret to human immortality (in more ways than one), and it seems, has since then shared that knowledge with absolutely no one. This woman does not fucking age, and this fact only becomes more horrifyingly clear as each year passes and everyone around her gets older, and she stays the same. At this rate, I should be juust about old enough to date Vanna White in about 10 years, and then 20 years after that, she'll be far too young for me, and then 20 years after that I will be deceased, and I assume she will be continuing the show with a hologram or cyborg version of Sajak. Couldn't say which for sure. Not only is this woman's physical appearance inexplicably eternal, but so is her job.
For those of you who might be too young to know this, allow me to explain. Wheel of fortune used to played with a large wooden paneled board, with the letters hidden individually with rotating hinges. When a player guessed a letter, someone was required to physically walk over to the correct spot on the board in order to reveal the letter- enter the lovely actress, Vanna White. It goes without saying that this job was technologically obsolete back in the bloody 80s, as soon as the production team could afford tube screens, or touch screens, or at this point, godamn fucking anything; and yet, it remains. Vanna White's career was made technologically and sociologically unnecessary and irrelevant DECADES ago, and YET. IT. REMAINS. She's basically the game-show equivalent of one of those old telephone operators physically connecting phone lines from one network. The only other place a similar job could exist in the 2010s is within the presence of Howie Mandell in the vein of "Deal or No Deal" (wow, what a title), and who the fuck wants to work with Howie Mandell?
He really is dead inside.
3) That cursed fucking wheel. First, let me say this: At its core and most abstract sense, Wheel of Fortune is a simple and fantastic game. Players take turns guessing letters in order to be the first to guess the completed puzzle. It's, simple, straight-forward, and accessible to even the casual viewer watching the show. Simply put, it's fun. Despite that, it rewards clever and skilled players who have the raw intuition to just *know* what the end puzzle will probably be. Exciting, challenging, AND fun. But then....they add in the show's namesake, that Fucking Wheel of Fortune. Do you know how many times I've watched the country's greatest puzzle solvers just get totally erased by that dreaded thing? Racking up thousands of well-earned dollars and prizes, just to have it arbitrarily swept away over and over? Why even HAVE that 'Bankrupt' tile you sociopathic bastards?? Do you just like watching people lose things in a system beyond their control? Is it supposed to be some sort of allegory for the tragedy that life can be?
>"I think what I would do, what I probably would do, is in some ways what Zack did with this movie, which is to borrow certain things from the great comic books, but create an original story around it because I wouldn't want the fans to already know the story and be familiar, but I would borrow, steal, great things that have been done before in the comics."
http://whatculture.com/film-tv/ben-afflecks-batman-will-be-mostly-original
WTF, BEN ??!! It was said that you would leash Zach, not join him! You were to bring balance to the DCEU, not leave it in darkness!!
Is this true?
Is this the one where batman rapes the joker?
>>70334083
frankly, that's the only sensate way to do it. based affleck
What does /tv/ think of the new Female Godzilla?
>Anno will never finish 4.44
>>70334028
>female godzilla
Japan is a nation that won't reproduce and is fucked up beyond belief, but they'll never give in to sjws and actually make godzilla a chick
Wow, fucking SJWs ruining yet anohter fucking old franchise.
I hate this fucking country. Can't wait til fucking Trump fucks all of you over. Fucking feminazis
How do you go from this?
>>70333995
me on the right
To THIS?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Post GOAT Twilight Zone episodes. Recently watched this and it's become one of my favorites. Also discussion on The Outer Limits is welcome.
I liked kick the can.
>>70333772
Nick of Time is pretty good.
A Game of Pool is my favorite all time.
What went wrong?
>>70333766
gay
>>70333766
nothing its a good movie, the first just had standards that couldn't possibly be met
directors turned tranny
ITT: Greatest scene in said directors career
>>70333709
Christopher Nolan
>>70334690
which episode of the clone wars tv show is this from?
what is the best office episode?
what is the best/funniest office scene?
Scene is debatable but the funniest episodes are
>Beach Games
>Fun Run
>Stress Relief
Best episode.
>>70333797
this.
Funniest joke is anything with the TV
ITT: ComfyKino
>>70333514
I never got this. He just draws the same picture or two every day
>>70333660
DELET THIS.
BOB ROSS IS ULTIMATE COMFY.
>>70333660
It's okay to have different opinions. Not everyone is going to like the same stuff. God bless.
lol awesome.
>>70333359
I just checked RT because I assumed this was a shoop, but it's real. wat.
>>70333425
>doubting based Samberg
This shit is gonna be a hit.
Jesus fuck. We should all kill ourselves if most of our population regards this trash with such praise.
Goodbye world
What dost thou want?
Would thoust like to aylmao deliciously
To eat delicious food
I want to start a successful meme
what was her purpose
>>70333266
Can we have a discussion of rob Schneider mania at the turn of the century?
I have pleasant memories of the animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNl8-7pDoNg
DAS A HUGE BITCH
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