Aw fuck!
You're an inhabitant of one of the 12 Colonies of Kobol and the Cylons have just nuked the shit out of everything!
Roll for your fate
0: Vaporized in the initial blast
1: Taken prisoner by the Guardians for the Hybrid Experiment
2: Left behind in a sub-light ship
3: Died on New Caprica
3:Forced to work in the Tylium Refinery
4: Runner in the black market
5: Deckhand on Galactica
6: Paper-shuffler on Colonial 1
7: Raptor pilot
8: CIC operator
9: Bartender at Joe's
Dubs: Adama's right hand man
Trips: Cain's most ruthless sonofabitch
Rolling for Cain
>>70404554
You poor bastard
>3: Died on New Caprica
>3:Forced to work in the Tylium Refinery
uhh
Sup /tv/
thinking about taking the initiative by moving to LA to be stuntman. Got a few questions first:
>Has anyone had experience with stunting?
>Which school/camp is the best to go to?
>Any advice for aspiring stuntmen?
>>70403395
>>Any advice for aspiring stuntmen?
Don't fucking die
>>70403395
have no regard for your own personal wellbeing and be willing to get severely disabled for middling pay
Get used to being addicted to pain medications and learn to suck dick.
The Eternal Cuck
>>70403332
What is wrong with this man?
>>70403382
Even fake women want to fuck other men
Women are the worst, I wish men could have vaginas
>nobody cares about hector zeroni, you stupid fucking nigger
woah, anyone else find this a little uncalled for?
>>70403212
not as uncalled for as
>if you get bit by a rattlesnake, you won't die. Usually.
>if you make friends with a nigger, you will die a slow and painful death. Always.
>haha the retarded nigger can't read!
jesus christ I thought this was a kids movie
>>70403212
>DEE EYE GEE
>WHAT'S THAT SPELL, YA FUCKIN' PORCH MONKEY
Why is this show so good. I haven't seen a single truly weak episode, or one that hasn't at least made me laugh. All the characters are funny and essential in their own way to the dynamic. I particularly rate Kaitlin Olsen's performance in it as her physical comedy is truly wonderful. One of the few women actresses who I have found genuinely funny too. The show on a whole seems to be underrated, especially over here. I'm a britbong and this is by far the best and most consistent US comedy I have watched.
First 4 seasons are GOAT but you can tell they phone it in for some of the later seasons episodes.
The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award is gold though
>>70403074
there are a bunch of really shitty episodes, and the show could probably be put in the dirt at this point as they've flanderized all of the characters to their logical conclusions. not that that's necessarily a bad thing but they also don't have the plots for it anymore. they're making meta episodes because even they're aware of how over it they all are. this show had a way better run than most but it's time for it to go.
it's because they have control over the show. the acting cast writes a lot of the episodes.
it's like peep show. it never gets bad. it just isn't as good as it used to be, but after so many seasons i wouldn't be shocked.
desu though s10 was dope
>Nyo noweetenz
What did he mean by this?
Moonspeak. GRRM is known to include hidden messages with no actual meaning in his writing.
its an old prayer they say before combat fucking showfags
>>70403248
o fug she is so hot
>Give me back my Rhodey
>We're still friends, right/
>Orange slices
>I hate you
>They aren't stopping
>Remember that star wars movie?
This has got to be the worst battle in history. The shit humor took away all stakes.
Even deadpool was better.
the only shit quips came from ant man
>>70402923
>muh stakes
Ant Man and Spidey are quipmasters. what do you want, them to be edgelords like Batman? also don't forget
>martha
>thought she was with you
>GOD VS MAN
>tell me....... do you bleed.......... you will........
>>70402975
>Dude I'm so mad you're calling out Civil War
>Let me mention DC
Loool
Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?
It's Reddit teir
>>70402934
Wrong, it's pure Kino
>>70402894
The movie's a masterpiece but I don't understand why Nolan would overstuff it with all that Batman schlock after the plane scene.
>it's a Data decides to aspire to MGTOW episode
>Its a "The inertial dampeners aren't aligned" episode
>Its a "The structural integrity generators aren't aligned" episode
>Its a "We gotta chase down mcguffin in engineering before we resolve the plot" episode
>>70402859
>it's a treat Worf like shit episode
>>70402859
>it's a "self-sealing stem bolt" episode
Have you ever been taken completely by surprise by a movie?
Everything these Irish fucks have put out have all been pleasant surprises. I went into Seven Psychopaths with very low expectations.
>>70402799
I watched that with my dad.
I have but that film wasn't one of them.
AHAHAHAHA
I LIKE TO
>>70402751
#StopHarrasingMe@FBI
How kino is this compared to the other ones?
Eh. Its alright.
>>70402693
It's fucking awesome.
It's one of the best. Better than 3 I would say.
>>70402693
It's not as oddly profound as First Blood and it's not as completely maximilist as Part 2 but it's miles ahead of Part 3 and a welcome addition to the series.
>boat man stays with the boat
My wife got me a wedding band with the "Battle of Hoth" carved in it.
Do you like it, /tv/?
>>70402403
I can tell this is a Reddit post and you just posted this here to start a hate circlejerk.
Fuck off.cool ring though
It would have been cool 15 years ago but now you just fall into the fat normie with a neckbeard wearing nerd mercy category
>>70402403
kys nerd
Spend 1 sexy night with Janice
or
Eat 1 lincoln log sandwich
Does that mean its a sandwich made out of Lincoln logs and bread?
thats dicked up
I have no idea what's a lincoln log sandwitch, is it a turd or something?
Either way, if it's not some really appealing sexual act definitely Janice, she's a qt.
Thoughts? Just started it, watching for the first time.
>>70402164
>dumb nigger
>power is super strength
>is kissed by a white woman
The scenes with Nancy's dad were good tho
So far it look like a better movie than 1 or 2
>>70402164
The peak of funny one-liner Freddy, great film. The only better ones in the series are the two that Craven directed.
Part IV and V are pretty good too, Freddy's Dead is dumb but watchable.
