Books/source material that will never get a movie adaptationand probably should stay that way
>>70474286
Bill Waterson has explitly stated that he does not want Calvin and Hobbes to be adapted for television or film.
>>70474286
House Of Leaves.
ONLY works as a book.
>>70474500
>and should probably stay that way
>>70474500
So?
They just wait til he dies.
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? Will it be mexican Brad Pitt like with Escobar?
>>70474268
>psst kid, want some coke?
>>70474268
Al Pacino
>>70474268
fat Josh Brolin
God tier extras
aess to aess
AESS TO AESS
>>70474188
BANE?
meera edition
previous >>70471676
Azor Jon
>>70473965
she's the best
What are some good movies that will make me proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free?
>>70473942
12 years a slave
>>70473942
idiocracy
>>70473942
9/11 Was An Inside Job.: The Documentary
Jesus Christ, i just watched Coffey & Cars with Comedians by Jerry Seinfeld .
Michael Richards was guest,
anyway, I kinda feel for the guy, he could gave us couple more laughs and he seems like a funny guy.
So, he said nigger once, that is not the reason for his career to go bust,
i mean, they killing Black people and get away with it, and now this guy,
who is not even an racist is outcast-ed as last trash and there is some real talent there.
Can Anon do something for Kramer...
>>70473891
>So, he said nigger once, that is not the reason for his career to go bust,
you're right, not being funny or entertaining is.
>>70473948
he is funny, his comedy is specific but its good, he would have been a good sidekick to various comedies.
>>70473891
>who is not even an racist is outcast-ed as last trash and there is some real talent there
>not even an racist
That's what's so insane about this
ITT: movies so bad they make you mad
Tell us where the movie touched you.
>>70473760
Terminator 3
Transformers 3
2012
>>70473760
you havent even seen this son
How does he do it
>>70473712
lots of auditioning/a good agent?
>>70473712
He always drezzzzes for the occasion
>>70473712
He's not of this Earth.
Regardless of who you agree with more, this was a really dick move on Cap's part.
Tony is basically begging him to not do anything stupid that will tear their team apart, you can actually hear the desperation in his voice. He really doesn't want to fight and he's being as patient as someone in his position would be.
And how does Cap respond? By staring smugly and saying, "Well it's your fault for agreeing to do the one thing that would've kept us all from ending up as fugitives on the run from not only the US government but every government on Earth."
Seriously, what a fucking asshole.
But Cap was right. Tony was acting completely irrationally and started imprisioning his "friends" for no fucking reason. The avengers were already dead at this point.
>>70473691
Fuck off Tony.
>Despite the supergeeks’ arguing either against working for the restrictive capitalist government or for their own sense of doing right and correcting injustice, the fact is, nothing here has gravitas. Civil War is politics as adolescents misperceive social/global crisis.
>This has been going on for so long (ever since Hollywood realized the bounty to be had in cajoling comic-book culture’s ready audience; since, say, the 1978 Superman film, then 1989’s Batman) that, by now, the brainwashing is complete. The trivializing has grabbed such hold that when a genuine pop artist like Zack Snyder deepens comics lore into visionary, moral art (the profound Man of Steel and Batman v Superman), many fanboys, and critics, react with anger, resentment — and ignorance.
>go to the gym most days for hours on end, just sitting on the bikes and watching movies and tv shows on phone
>gym puts a sign on the front door with my name on it, showing the people with the most visit days
>walk in and people see my name on the computer and go to congratulate me
>one of the night staff comes up and tells me "hope you're going to finish your Star Trek show this month" and tells me he can't wait for the new Star Trek movie
>mfw it was Babylon 5 and not Star Trek
These are the kinds of people JJ Trek is aimed at. JUST.
>mfw my last name will never be Dong
>>70473563
>Chris DONG
>Chris Dong
>Peter Pahn
Why would you take the time to do this, print it out, make up this story, just to say that the new star trek looks dumb? We already know it looks dumb and your story was derivative of that
>that scene where copdog breaks the mexican's hand with a hammer after he refused to tell where the kidnapped little girl was
holy shit
but was it justified?
She still likes getting freaky with canines.
>>70473538
holy shit it's kuma
>there are bad cops out there, and i'm the baddest mothefucker of all
And cut child's throat after this. Was it really necessary?
This is the worst superhero movie of the year.
>Starts fighting because of his moms murder
So retarded, how do plebs eat this shit up?
Brainwashing
The tremendous acceleration and subsequent supersonic speed, would cause a disturbance in air-pressure of such magnitude, that any object nearby would become a lethal weapon and any person nearby, would feel as though they were caught in an F5 tornado.
Mutant or non-mutant, one's organs would be devastatingly battered from side to side inside one's body, and that's even BEFORE seemingly-harmless items such as coffee cups and pens penetrate them from all angles. Death would be near-instantaneous.
And yet you still watch this shit.
>inb4 "hurr magnetic field"
>inb4 "hurr it's just a movie bro, pop your collar and turn your brain off"
>inb4 "hurr pictures of unattractive men tipping old-fashioned hats as my 'witty reply', I am literally a 13-year-old memester with no imagination"
movies aren't real life, buddy
>>70473415
Are you currently in therapy for your autism?
You should...
>>70473415
>being this butthurt
>being this autist
Its just a movie. Why you hate fun*
>We burned down the forest
WTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?
Mind you, during colonial times, most of Burma was forested, and it contains a rare biodiversity, with about 80 endemic species. Setting aside the danger of setting such a large forested area on fire, which due to the abundant greenery can easily spread to other areas uncontrollably, there's still the likely possibility that Alfred's crew had literally genocided a bunch of rare species to the point of extinction, all in order to catch some thief. Not even tangerine sized rubies justify that.
Some men just want to watch the world burn indeed.
... damn.
Alfred was the real criminal.
>>70473557
I don't even understand why he fucking became a glorified janitor for an American family.
>Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?
Hell yeah, hash those browns.
>tfw no more sheev threads
Ironic...
>>70473270
What did this poster
... Bane?
