El Chavo del 8 - American Remake
Starring:
>Joseph Gordon Levitt as El Chavo
>Natalie Portman as La Chilindrina
>Classic Paul Dano as Kiko
>J.K. Simmons as Don Ramón
>Jennifer Lawrence as Doña Florinda
>Jonah Hill as Ñoño
>John Goodman as Señor Barriga
>Meryl Streep as The Witch from 71
>Vince Vaughn as Profesor Jirafales
Would you watch it, /tv/?
fuck off you fucking autistic fuck with this el chavo shit
>>70520697
Perfect casting.
Why did you think whatever you just wrote deserved a thread?
>New Top Gear has to live up to this shaningans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahi8p9v9nag
Should they just give up?
>>70520279
>as the town in question is called...Chernobyl
>Chris Evans has such a punch able face
>dozens of audience members walked out
>had to put laughing tracks
Burn in hell bbc
>>70520279
>i'm sealing all the gaps so radioactive dust can't get in
>what you've done there hammond is made it more aerodynamic
>...i have haven't i
kek
>>70519639
Snow edition
stannis
>I hear her screaming the rest of my life
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnxvUuSzbMI#t=8m04s
He got hung by the Brotherhood Without Banners for a reason.
LADY STONEHEART HYPE.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
I want to initiate my gf into sandlerkino. Where do i start?
>>70520260
well for a start fucking kill yourself immediately
Dont
>>70520338
/thread
Just watched this since the second one is coming out. What did /tv/ think about it? I genuinely enjoyed it.
I think you're a disgusting pleb.
>>70520269
Why?
I liked the scene in the plane
Just marathoned this. Did you like it?
>marathoned
Would you recommend marathoning this kino?
>>70519973
I didn't, but Maimen, Doc Torpavelheer and Juan Ovyu did
You are now aware that Tony Zhou makes almost 6500 dollars for every kino dissection video essay of his.
And I doubt he'd even use a term as cringeworthy as "kino"
Y'all don't deserve him, t b h.
>makes money off mouth breathing retards by making shallow pretentious videos with a high-school level understanding of film theory
Is he the God of Kino?
>>70520031
>with a high-school level understanding of film theory
Honestly thats still leaps ahead of your average you tube reviewer.
I like his videos fine, they attempt to be informational and generally focus on positives over negatives.
>>70518359
>Sansa before she became Goblin Queen of the North edition
>>70519639
jon
>WE FIGHT WITH THE ARMY WE HAVE
>against fortified forces outnumbering ours ~2:1
So he's a retard in their dual monarchy. I bet he'll also be buttmad at Sansa when knights of the Vale show up to save the day.
ITT: series that are just not that interesting.
>>70519407
seconded. I watched the first five episodes and it was really good, but then I felt like it was just tedious and couldn't keep watching.
>>70519407
what about the nude scenes ?
GOT
True Detective
Sopranos
The Wire
Fargo
Twin Peaks
I'm looking for the grittiest, realest documentaries following the lives of junkies. No half-arsed shit, I want to see the lowest of the low.
A couple of notables ones:
Teenage Heroin Epidemic (worth watching if only for how unintentionally hilarious Welsh junkies are)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIbpt1aDFqM
Crackhouse (Documentary filmed by a former junkie following the lives of his old friends.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5teVRqlEegs
Don't necessarily have to be on YouTube, by the way.
Scottish, which is always bleak. They even pulled the series before it finished thanks to one of the stars being arrested for drug offences.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtzJXyCWzY
>>70519326
Reindeerspotting: Escape from Santaland
finnish documentary but it's pretty good
>Take me to flavortown
You heard Guy. Post the best food in cinema.
u guys actually spend money 2 see movies lmao this board has obviously never heard of the internet
>>70519266
i saw his recipe for chorizo on the internet and it had tequila in it
who the fuck puts tequila in everything?
>>70519977
He put it in one thing. Why do you think he puts it in everything
Daredevil or Jessica Jones
also daredevil season 3 looking good af
>>70519232
Love the Punisher in that shot, making DD look like the jabronie he is.
>>70519263
off-topic
how does the punisher beat daredevil so many times, he shouldn't be more skilled at hand to hand combat
explain
>>70519307
May not be more skilled but still VERY skilled, stronger, uses guns.
apologize
I'm sorry you're such a cuck
>>70519131
Mook is better
>>70519185
>I'm sorry you're such a cuck
>the key to that chain is in the bathtub
how the fuck was adam supposed to get that key? it went down the drain in 1 second when he was newly awake.
also how did zep figure he would finish his own game once he failed to kill mrs gordon and their kid?
Honestly dude it's not even worth thinking about movies like this so much.
What did this guy do again? I thought jigsaw punished people who did bad things. I remember being confused why this guy was punished and left to die.
>>70519179
he was stalking gordon and took photos of him. det tapp hired him to do that because tapp thought gordon was jigsaw. iirc that's all.
ITT: there's nothing wrong with this movie
>>70518686
Other than the fact it kind of sucked as a zombie movie, an action movie, and a Resident Evil movie?
I guess so.
>>70518727
>movie doesn't fit into these generic cookie-cutter categories/isn't a 1:1 adaptation of a video game
>these are bad things
It's pretty great. Way better than the vidya's story but the atmosphere wasn't nearly as good. Between Milla, Jill, Ali Landry, Ada Wong and K-Mart this series is waifu central.
