And then I woke up.
What was the point of Bardem getting hit by a car, again?
>>70560814
To show that after all, he was a fragile human like all of us.
>>70560849
>>70560814
Like everything else in the movie, there was no point. It is just an event that occurred.
Fuck off shill
>>70560389
HOL UP
So, are you going to watch Black Swan 2: Fashion Bogaloo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdbFznqc8S0
I definitely will, but I have one complaint from the trailer.
>movie stresses the obsession for beauty
>main protagonist isn't drop dead gorgeous
I mean, she's cute, but that's it.
I read spoilers on imdb
>>70560157
And its edgy as fuck
I 'll have to watch it for the dank memes it will produce. not got a choice if i want to shitpost on meme /tv/
fuck you
ayy /tv/, you seen the new (3rd) Ghostbusters trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md9nOE_kQko
>>70560072
yes and we hate it just as much as the others
XD a limp benis joke
>>70560072
>GHOS-TA-BAS-TAZ!
Thanks anon. I needed that.
You ever heard of the saying "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" Well it didn't. I'm the fucking road, Ray, and nobody crosses me.
>>70560052
Caspere knew this.
When i was a boy i had a dog, ray. He was a good friend
>>70560052
this meme shouldn't have died
>Please tell me this shit isn't true from a working class/student perspective.
>shit ton of paid vacation as a worker
>relaxed work environment
>no standardized testing in public schools
>free healthcare
>they serve real food instead of the prison grade food we get here in public schools.
>little to no private education
>no tuition in higher education
>Taxes are itemized on pay stubs indicating percentages.
>this is just a few things I noticed and I have only been watching this shit for 30 minutes.
Is it a misrepresentation of reality on his part? If it is not I kinda feel like I got ripped off.
tl;dr is Michael Moore full of shit, or does Eastern Europe provide a better standard of living as a whole?
I find some of this shit hard to believe.
>>70560032
>tl;dr is Michael Moore full of shit
Yes.
>>70560032
Do you even have to ask? Isn't it obvious?
The only thing I learned, to my horror, was that German students have to go through a daily brainwashing session where they are taught to feel shame over WW2.
>>70560032
>>shit ton of paid vacation as a worker
30 days forced vacation a year, yes
>relaxed work environment
depends where you work obviously
>no standardized testing in public schools
bullshit
>free healthcare
yeah, but you sometimes have to wait months in advance to just get a simple checkup. and its often better to just go to a private clinic.
>they serve real food instead of the prison grade food we get here in public schools.
not as fatty as usa but shitty cheap food that you have to pay for
>little to no private education
there is
>no tuition in higher education
true
>Taxes are itemized on pay stubs indicating percentages.
I think so.
Tarantino: feet
Bay: legs
Nolan: men
Kubrick: Autism
what else
Nolan: dead wives.
>Jodorowsky
Invalids
>Fincher
Mentally ills
>>70559840
Shane Black: Christmas
wtf i hate russians now
>>70559538
>now
???
They were good guys for you or something?(No, Germans were not good either)
That's good, Russians deserve hate.
>>70559538
>>70561275
itt: people believing there are counties with exclusively good/bad population instead of being the same everywhere with same flaws and ambitions.
>Hayley Atwell: Captain America kissing Agent Carter's niece was 'disrespectful'
> Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter fell in love in Captain America: The First Avenger, but their relationship was literally put on ice as he was frozen in time while she continued to grow older.
Now, in Captain America: Civil War, Cap has sparked up a new romance, with (spoiler alert) Sharon Carter, Peggy’s grandniece. The pairing wasn’t a hit with some fans, and now Hayley Atwell, the actress who played Agent Carter, has weighed in, saying Peggy wouldn’t approve either.
“Well, first of all she’d be turning over in her grave,” Atwell joked in an interview with IGN. “She’d be like ‘no.’ And she’d inject herself with the blue serum and become a super villain. She’d break out of her coffin and ground [Sharon]. She’d ground her. Then she’d kick Steve’s ass as well.”
Problematic senpai. They need to fix this shit. It's disrespectful to women everywhere.
Hayley Atwell us a butterface.
>>70559376
damn its a shame the ones with tits have no brains
>one of the oldest relationships in comics
>twitterati suddenly care about it
literally irrelevant tbqhwyf
http://screenrant.com/pacific-rim-2-john-boyega/
WE WUZ JAEGERS AND SHIT
What happened with the previous characters?
>>70559169
>WE WUZ JAEGERS AND SHIT
/tv/ never fails to fail.
>The only fun and non-shit characters (The Australians) got killed off in the first flick
Rate djd uss watch
>>70558668
what the hell
http://letterboxd.com/Synt/
The Human Race is probably one of the worst films I've ever seen in my entire life.
Watching some Stroheim. Didn't get much out of The Merry Widow, unfortunately. Why is every von Stroheim film about dukes and princes and set in Europe? Greed is the notable exception.
Seriously though, what the fuck?
Even under the best tutelage, kids at 10 are still painfully inexperienced and basically retarded.
Children in these situations should be little more than puppets for their advisors.
And what's the deal with taking her into the fucking battlefield?
>>70558514
>kids at 10 are still painfully inexperienced and basically retarded these days, in the western world
Fixed your statement.
If you traveled at least a tiny bit you'll learn that 10 years old kids can know more about life than 20-something-years-old basement dwellers.
>>70558514
She was a puppet, most probably her mother or grandmother or some other elderly women is pulling the strings and there were advisors sitting next to her who controls army, economy, state,,etc.
>>70558514
she's a puppet for her advisors, also the bear island are known as a feminazi society, where women are bred for combat due to constant raiding and pillaging by the ironborn.
Is there some aesthetic reason why the black stone in 2001 is square?
I get a feeling that they chose this design because it looks like a tomb stone.
>>70558384
Its a rectangle, doofus.
>>70558463
this
>>70558384
it's the same dimesions as the aspect ratio of the film, we are being enlightened by the film the same way the ape men are enlightened by the monolith
ITT: What you liked and disliked about Warcraft. I personally would rate it as an 8 for what it is.also did anyone else think durduram got cucked by one of those blue creatures when his wife gives birth?
should have decided a different color for a still birth.
>>70557629
Also I thought the magic in this film was done great
I didn't like the way Garona was supposed to be Medivh's daughter, I don't like how they made her half-human instead of half-Draenai.
>>70557709
my friend who is "really" big on warcraft (he wrote a 10k+ word script for a warcraft film) told me it was something to do with the books or a decision they made that they had to "fix" i couldn't tell you the actual reason
>Gravy's good tonight.
>>70557563
>ywn taste that gravy
Hey /tv/, do you remember your first blowjob?
I want to fuck her so hard.
