>mfw when I found out sparta was real
>>70663918
Have you discovered that they were all bearded, hairy, armored buttfucking retards?
That's the fun part.
300 is effectively an accurate portrayal, if you reverse literally everything about it.
>>70663975
sounds like a little slice of heaven to me
>>70663975
you know the story is akin to a spartan story, and is told that way from the start. Many cultured did stories about Sparta, which is actually more popular then the historical actions.
Films that you will never understand
>>70663864
He's a cloned drone that works the daily grind because he thinks he's a real person with a family back home.
>>70663898
I don't get it. so there's 2 of him? That doesn't make sense, how do you copy a person....
slow down.... slow down....
Just recently finished season 1 of this pure kino television, yes I know I'm late.
Something that bothered me though who really was the yellow king? I don't think it was the man with the scars, I don't think its any of them I think its just a symbol for their group.
What did you think anons? How big was the conspiracy?
yellow king is a horror book
It's an allegory for the depravity and pointlessness of human existence.
>>70663862
rust and morty never really solve the whole thing, shit goes way deep. those two fucking idiots had trouble nailing an inbred hillbilly, getting stabbed and fucked up. how could such bakas hope to solve the mystery of pedophile mastermind cult?
Good movies that flopped for some reason.
>>70663787
MacGruber
>>70663787
Did it flop?
Watched it again today, it was some really good stuff.
>>70663844
/thread
WE'RE ALL OUT OF TONER!
>>70663750
KISS OFF, SLAPPY!
Rowsdower
Why was he called TV's Frank tho
What do you guys think of Norm Macdonald?
http://webmshare.com/JA9Vv
better than Hitler
>>70663670
Overrated on here
"I don't know much about this Hitler guy but the more I hear about him the more I feel like he was kind of a jerk"
Will it be as bad as Godzilla?
No. At worst this hag will be funner to look at than Kickass.
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Shitpost all you want about muh diversity but it has got a really great cast.
It's nailed the aesthetic and Gareth Edwards is a good director.
I guess the only thing to be actually worried about is story.
What are some good ww1 movies
>>70663602
All Quiet On The Western Front
are germans the niggers of europe?
>>70663711
no slavs are but now they've got actual niggers to contend with
>>70663602
that one with john way, the longest day or something
What's going on here?
>MMMHH
what did he mean by this?
>that's why this chapter is called: Quentin's Got Some Gas
UNO
Do you think her husband actually wants to bone that every night or is just in it for the money? ( or maybe she's a beard )
>>70663334
off by one.
FAT GIRLS FUCK DIRTY
no standards, obviously.
>>70663334
I grew up in the same town as him, and knew him and his father before he married the fatty. He was always fruity, but no more than any other theater fag. He just married the first chick that put out for him, like most nerds.
>>70663334
He can't really get better than this. And Melissa would be cute if she wasn't fat.
Not Another Teen Movie thread?
>>70663309
Not another "Not Another Teen Movie" thread. Ugh
I swear to god there is something about her that looks different than like 3 years ago, and I weirdly don't find her attractive.
she make me horny
>>70663091
She looks like Michael Jackson now
She looks like Jimmy Fallon
Is this the greatest opening in kínò history?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy-c8aAntWA
>>70663068
it was AMAZING for the time, and I dunno why they didn't do any better, but you see that error in the start with the bond silloette just disappearing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA_ag0_BdPo
Adele still wins it for me, so sorry. It ties into a lot more, and was REALLY fucking great intro.
>>70663490
>craig
>bond
>>70664840
I love you Craig/Bondfag, and Skyfall is an overrated flick, but 2bh pham Casino Royale's intro has got to be among the series' top 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1AMUmkj-ck
I bet he was a hot twink when he was younger
>>70663042
What episode of flash is that?
>>70663042
>I bet he was a hot twink when he was younger
He was on the old Dobie Gillis show as his beatnik friend, Maynard Krebbs or something.
He was not a hot twink then either.
>>70663042
Watch "The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis". It's a b/w sitcom from the early sixties. A young Gilligan plays a beatnik character with a goatee.
OH MERRY MEEEEEEEEN~
>>70662886
this was a joke on men in tights, right?
>>70662932
What else could it be?
>>70662886
This scene was my favorite meme as a child.
