Who will be the main villain for Phase 1 of Mel Gibson's JCU (Jesus Cinematic Universe) /tv/?
anti-christ
>>70709786
The Romans
Obviously Pontius Pilate
Which is the best of the Star Wars score and why is it the Force theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ9kQ1h-ZY
also comfy Star Wars thread
Aww
This....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUBUlKgsNK8
>liking these films made for kids
Hello Reddiit!
>from the studio that brought you ______
>from the producers of _____
>>70709640
>from the casting director who raped ______
>>70709640
>In a world ________
>>70709698
>previously, on _____
You're on the line looking for an obscure movie. You've almost given up but just as you lose hope this guy comes out of nowhere and says he has a copy of it in 1080p with 5.1 Stereo.
The filesize is 400 MB.
The comments all say "it's YIFY ;)".
Do you download it?
I dunno what YIFY is though
Of course I do.
YIFY = niggers
would take a Cam over YIFY
Dubs decides what I watch tonight.
Warcraft or The Conjuring 2?
>>70709555
Warcraft
>>70709555
Neither.
The neon demon
Is The Vvitch actually a good movie, or is it just memey anti-religious fedoraism?
it's a good film
>memey anti-religious fedoraism
What the fuck are you even talking about retard?
>>70709460
It's not a good movie, but if you see it as anti-religious you're pretty dumb. I dont even see how a person could see it as anti-religion.
Because the people are religious and the father goes crazy?
One of the best movies this year. It's also one of the best of the genre and it is exactly what the stale genre needs more of.
Two Jesuit priests, Sebastião Rodrigues and Francis Garrpe, travel to seventeenth century Japan which has, under the Tokugawa shogunate, banned Catholicism and almost all foreign contact. There they witness the persecution of Japanese Christians at the hands of their own government which wishes to purge Japan of all western influence. Eventually the priests separate and Rodrigues travels the countryside, wondering why God remains silent while His children suffer.
>Director Martin Scorsese
>Adam Driver as Father Francisco Garrpe
>Liam Neeson as Father Cristóvão Ferreira
>Andrew Garfield as Father Sebastião Rodrigues
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490215/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
Is this movie gonna make the SJW patrol go on full alert because it shows chinks being mean to catholic priests????
They're white males, of course they'll be angry.
>white actors playing Portuguese characters
How is Martin Scorsese going to work in the use of the word nigger in this film?
He goes out of his way to shit on niggers in every single one of his movies, even Hugo, so how will he do it here?
JUST
>>70709414
>BIEBER WANNABE
Not seeing it. Stay butthurt over nothing.
>>70709414
Looks like Steve Buscemi
>>70709414
>it's not a black transgendered woman who Identifies as a blue shipping container
c'mon, it's 2016
![f51c3910-0a56-0134-249e-0e1b1c96d76b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1rLZ8qo.jpg "f51c3910-0a56-0134-249e-0e1b1c96d76b[1]")
Is Blackfish the new Stannis?
but Stannis is alive
>>70709236
No, he's far better.
>actually has hair
>never got married, Stannis had not one, but two wenches to appease
>has a basic, respectable house symbol
>is not a religious fanatic
>isn't trying to claim things that aren't his
>would never allow himself to be killed by a woman
>wouldn't ever burn his family like a cuck to some red priestess
How can you compare based Blackfish to Stannis? I'm actually embarrassed for you.
>>70709236
He's cooler than Stannis
What the FUCK did I just watch?
>>70709146
An audiovisual masterpiece
The 1970s Nicolas Winding Refn
Giallo.
Now go ahead and watch Amer and The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears if you want more audiovisual mindfuckery, or go back and watch any other giallo movie you can get your eyes because they are all incredible and beautiful.
What are the most historically accurate Westerns?
>>70709058
Deadwood
The entire Western genre of motion picture demonizes Native Americans and paints their genociders as good guys.
Can you imagine being a Native American and having hundreds of films dedicated to portraying your people as simple, savage animals and justifiable targets of slaughter?
I watched The Searchers last week and was utterly fucking disgusted. I'm glad Westerns are dead.
>>70709066
>CUNT NIGGER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT FUCKER FUCK SHIT: The show
Have you watched this, /tv/? What are your thoughts?
Jim Jarmusch is offensively bad. I watch his movie and think "why the fuck is he doing this to me?! Surely, this is just some sort of joke and the movie will get better." But it doesn't. It just doesn't. I called the cop after I watched Limits of Control because even though Bill Murray's name was on the box, he only showed up for a few minutes. The responder said they were getting a lot of calls, but that Jarmusch technically hadn't done anything illegal, so they couldn't arrest him. I asked what I should do, and she started crying, saying "I don't know. I just don't know."
I loved it.
>Let me do something
>let me repeat it
>let me repeat it again
>let me repeat it again
>let me repeat it again
>climax
>the end
>2016
>not proudly supporting the last remaining video stores in your area that actually do a good job.
Does /tv/ still go to video stores and rent movies or are you all guilty of killing this fun industry?
ITT we post pictures of the last video stores to survive the Netflixization of movies.
>>70709026
>2016
>Implying there are any left
>>70709077
Actually, there's still quite a view left in major cities.
>>70709077
There's actually many dozens of video stores all across the US to this day.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/24/tom-roston-50-video-stores
What kind of tv should I get?
70"+ 1080p or 60" 4K
>>70709023
4k is a meme
>>70709038
3D is a meme
4K will be the standard
>>70709038
Thsts what I thought. So get the biggest 1080p I can? Aka 80 or so
>>70709083
8k will become a standard.before.4k. Yea 3D sucks
Him against DC.
Yes, there are unlimited paper clips.
put it in them
A new meme?
>>70709191
As a meme professor I say it might last a month if we really push it
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