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How did this faggot know what earwax tastes like?
>>70888793
>he's never easlten his earwax
It tastes sour
>>70888793
Yes well done Harry, well done. You have defeated the dark lord, saved the philosopher's stone and the school from certain jeopardy while I left the castle to attend my wizard bingo tournament. I am glad that an 11 year old had the courage to slay this great evil. Please take these jelly beans and a whiff of my decrepit old man farts as a token of my gratitude.
>>70888793
Everybody knows this because everybody used to be a kid poking around in its orifices.
Earwax has a very distinct sour taste, ill never forget it.
Ideas for the sequel?
>Resurrect other extinct animals like mammoths etc, maybe pit them against dinosaurs
>Giant crocodiles, giant snakes from millions of yeas ago
>>70888623
>Tfw scientists probably could resurrect the mammoth right fucking now but can't because everyone would take issue with it
it's obvious the new dinos are half human. There's gonna be hybrids of all types in the next ones
>giant crocs
TOO SOON OP
RIPERONNIS LITTLE BOY :'(
>>70885709
Azor Sam
OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST
>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-anon all welcome)
>Kinvara posting
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA posting (for consistency)
>Cordelia Hill posting
>Bella Ramsay posting
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second for sansa
holy shit they have gone full blown SBS
literally just 95% leftist propaganda now
Agents of Shield is pretty good
ABC has always been leftwing
You're just realising it now
I watched free to air tv for the first time in 3 or 4 years the other day and it seems like all the channels are.
Why do people hate this character again? He literally did nothing wrong.
>>70887063
People hate weakness.
I like him because he let that jew get killed
>>70887063
i hate him because i see myself in him
>>70887063
nice bait thread bro haha epic I get it he dindu nuffin war is bad, killing ppl is bad thats why if you let people you know die you're a good person
Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin
HOWEVER
Who else preferred Michael Gambon dumbledore?
>>70886969
Remember that time JK pandered to her tumblr fans can you list all the times I can list two:
Dumbledore is gay
Hermoine is black
You give your cat a polyjuice potion with Hermiones hair but it comes out like this
Do you fuck it?
Has anyone else noticed the mountain of Warcraft and Xmen shills on this board? They fucking flood topics and claim that those shitty, bottom of the barrel movies were good
>>70886597
GoT need to stick to their own general as well.
Don't forget the BvS spam.
It sucks that 4chan became so mainstream at around the same time shilling is hitting it's peak.
I'm starting to think more and more that we should've supported Gamergate more. That was the main movement against fraudulent "reviews" being sold and posted online. Just like OWS, it got taken down by a few implications of racism and misogyny until half the internet was crying that they were a victim of the evil disgusting Gamergators and nobody wanted to take part any more.
Now we get this. I'd love...
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they made me realize that sometimes critics and rotten tomatoes make unfair ratings, they also taught me the joys of watching films on the big screen so they are not that bad
whats your favorite episode? mine is this one with the body temperature thingy
ruined my childhood when I found out adam and jamie hate each other
>>70886663
they dont "hate" each other. they just dont like each other but are very mature about it and respect each other
>>70886675
Still, do you think they ever spitroasted Kari and made Grant watch?
I make joke edition
>>70882046
Azor Jon
>>70885709
FIRST FOR BLACKED MAIS
>>70885663
explain
What are your ideal woman's top 3 favorite movies?
Too unrealistic to imagine?
Drive
Only God Forgives
The Dark Knight Rises
>>70884734
OP is a girl trying to appear smart and having a connection to her love interest
What's the worst spoiler you've suffered?
>Did someone else spoil it for you?
>Did you do it to yourself?
Also shoutout to this old meme
>>70884422
I prefer not to be spoiled but I get over it. A good movie is better than its twists. Like I got spoiled on Star Wars The Force Awakens while doing my moderating duties on reddit.
My defense is so many twists are so utterly retarded that when you hear them, you immediately dismiss them out of hand as internet bullshit.
Back when Saw 2 just came out a friend who'd already seen it told me that the chick from the first movie was Jigsaw's accomplice.
When I started watching GoT I read tons of stuff on different wikias thereby spoiling myself about many characters and events that would happen later in the show.
Your new girlfriend just told you tonight is Kevin Costner movie night and it's your turn to spin the wheel... how fucked are you?
>>70884051
3 days to kill was alright.
Im fine watching literally all of those
Costner Kino is underrated
>>70884051
HE PULLS A KNIFE YOU PULL A GUN
Documentary filmmaker Louis Theroux returned to the BBC earlier this year with a heart-breaking look at alcohol addiction in South London.
Titled Drinking to Oblivion, the film saw Theroux follow a series of recovering addicts who had found themselves in King’s College Hospital due to their continuing alcohol consumption.
One of those was 32 year-old Joe Walker, who battled with drink after missing out on a job and breaking up with his partner.
While he was cleaned up by the hospital and detoxed, Walker relapsed not long after, and found himself back at the hospital.
lel those teeth
His teeth have transcended yellow
does he smoke?
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
The plot made no sense, the characters were boring, flat and unrealistic, the script was campy and full of clichés, and the acting was horrendous. Anyone who says they like it is either a corporate shill or they know nothing about movies.
>>70883482
It's hard to take someone serisouly when they can't even follow the plot of a video game flick.
>>70883528
I get the main plot. But the individual scenes were nonsensical and they reference things that don't make sense unless you know Warcraft.
A movie should stand on its own without having to be propped up by a videogame.
>>70883482
Name a better videogame movie.
Ghost or Alien? Which scares you more?
Both know when you're alone.
Both can appear in your room.
Both can incompasitate and violate you.
No one will believe you in either case.
Magic like tech on par with supernatural abilities.
Ghost no fucking contest
"If I tell you I believe in the existence of ghost, you would immediately begin to doubt my credibility. But if you ask me to choose from believing in aliens or in ghost, I would never tell you I choose aliens"
--Pushing Hands dad
>>70882856
Ghost. An alien is just a biological creature that can be killed; it can be trapped. With a ghost, that thing cannot be killed and will come through the walls and shit.
At least you might be able to reason with an alien on a basic level.
