/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dinosaur Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Steven Bomb #4 from January 4 through January 8
Episode titles and synopses:
>Monday, January 4: "The Answer" - Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
>Tuesday, January 5: "Steven's Birthday" - Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
>Wednesday, January 6: "It Could've Been Great" - The Gems take a trip to the moon.
>Thursday, January 7: "Message Received" - Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
>Friday, January 8: "Log Date 7 15 2" - Steven sneaks a listen to a friend's audio diary.
banana
>>680782
My toes and fingers were holograms
>see this
>what do
Lets talk about how Yellow Diamond is a pearl.
Diamond is just a title. Like Lapis can be Blue Diamond and Rose Quarts is Pink Diamond.
M A L A C H I T E
>>680835
You are retarded and I hope you end it all
What is /sug/ listening too?
I'll post a couple requests i wasn't able to upload yesterday
>>680821
Luckily, my teeth can break hard light
Abuse AU best AU
So...
Zoo episode of SU when?
>>680857
stop asking
>>680881
just you, autismo
>>680822
punch her square in the fucking face then get ready to brawl
>>680848
>Still no art or fic of Lapis going full psycho as she commits virtual suicide, trying to brutally force her mind to meld with Jasper, to at long last achieve that ever-building feeling of utter, orgasmic loss of self at long last
>>680822
Shoot myself.
>>680857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls
>>680893
>That SHIVER she had when Steven spat her gem back together
>>680822
Embrace my death with open arms
>>680857
This is my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLyQdpaYwto
any edit requests tonight?
>>680962
haha its funny because they're niggers
How was your day today /sug/?
>>680998
This with Bill (Fedora Man) as Steven, and the couple as the Crystal Gems.
>>680998
This with Steven/Connie
>>680998
this with pearl
>>680998
This with Steven
>>681012
well I coughed up less blood this morning than usual so I'd count that as being good!!!!
>>680998
This classic with as many characters you see fit.
But, I'd like to see Steven and Garnet.
The upcoming Ruby and Sapphire episode sounds really great, aren't they just the best couple?
>>680998
This with Pearl (though maybe it'd be better if a drawfag did it, right?)
>>680998
Hey there ellipses.
Could you edit Pearl to look like Marty please?
And thank you
>>680857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNra3Q-JdgM
:^)
>>681070
god damnit
I wonder if pearl ever used the mirror as a dildo and squirt her pussy juice all over Lapis. I bet Lapis could control that pussy juice too.
>go to randompokemon.com
>set pokemon to 2
>generate
>you are now the first pokemon generated
>the second pokemon is now your waifu
Are you satisfied?
BONUS:
>Add one more pokemon
>Add natures
>Third pokemon is your kid with your waifu
Are you STILL satisfied?
>>680857
trigger warning: Tom Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM2fha6lnhI
>>680998
I know you don't edit real life pics, but if you could just add him Jasper's stripes?
>>681113
i bet her spear is enough anon
>>681118
Wrong thread, buddo.
What are some good scenes/images for a 4chan banner?
>>681012
Went shopping with family, felt pretty comfy. Now drinking heavily.
>>681120
>Not What's New Pussycat.<
>Wasted chance.<
any more drawfags here? how do you think the cluster looks like?
>>681149
>implying 4chan would accept a SU banner
hahaha that'd imply they like us
>>681174
I don't even have the album with that song on it
>>681116
that's pretty hot anon what's it from
>>681174
>.<
stop doing this
>>680893
Hey I'm the OR
Thank you very much!
>>681014
>Fixed phrase, my bad: Steven AS Bill. Not Bill as Steven.
>>681201
not even him, but why would you even give a fraction of a shit about something like that? Just wondering, thanks
>>681200
pretty bitch vacademia
>>681103
It's okay! Sometimes Sapphire gets to be happy!
>>681219
>not even him
who here watch my little pony? be honest senpai.
>>681200
japan
>>681248
grow up
>>681245
I don't understand what you're trying to say with this post.
>>680822
Dive head first into her big squishy titties. After that, I'd get ready to be punched or lovingly fucked by her.
>>681248
why would anyone over 14 watch this plotless piece of shit? SU I get but MLP has no redeeming values.
With the rare bit of time magic lying around, I wonder if Steven will ever get a chance to visit other universes as well. Be neat to see some jokey 10 bit piece of him leaping through the creator's idea of AUs.
>>681293
literally go to last thread and shake your dong over there
>>681293
NO
One of pearls best moments. I couldn't figure out how to make it contextual and funny so I'm just posting the set without any witty caption.
>>681293
>>681311
It's not like /sug/ will mind anyway right?
Why are you guys so mean to the blue rocks?
>>681266
little girl may may?
>>681290
>plotless
what?
>no redeeming values.
what about the perfect waifus?
>>681311
god I love that moment
it's like if you listen close enough you can hear the little spark go off in her as her dom side is born
I wonder how happy the gems are to have a whipping bitch that isn't each other
>>681319
peridot on a leash
>>681326
fuck off para
>>681336
Why does it make my cock tingle so?
>>681012
I did /sug/ draw requests at McDonald's. The food was pretty good.
>>681293
>>681326
>>680857
https://soundcloud.com/princessrizu/clods
only acceptable theme in these threads.
>people draw /ss/ of steven but when he's a toddler
why
>>681371
Fuck off para.
>>681327
Because one is irresistible waifu bait so it's easy to trigger her legion of supporters, and the other is literally blue midget Pleakley.
>>681328
>what?
There's no overarching plot and every episode is episodic fluff.
>what about the perfect waifus?
yeah, see, only reason to watch is if you're looking to jack off to cartoon ponies.
>>681293
Please go.
>>681372
>fan voice
No thanks
>>681326
As long as its not by Para. His style is gross.
>>681398
>not creating your own cringy content.
you don't belong here.
>>681372
fucking kill it
Guys, is paheal down for any of you right now?
>>681364
Joke's on you, I have an emeto fetish.
What the hell is going on here...
I'm off for two days and fucking para comes back.
you had one fucking job sug.
>>681421
how about i start a steven universe fandom podcast where i only refer to the characters by creepy nicknames i.e. pericherry and use my real name and face
how's that for fucking cringe
>>681429
Someone fucked up the bans database and now everything is terrible
>>681459
need more steven/peridot pure nonsexual love desu
>>681395
the seasons do have a plot, and do you NOT jerk off to cartoon ponies, you fucking normie?
>>681479
Thank god I thought I was the only one.
Thanks for checking anon
I LEAVE FOR TEN FUCKING MINUTES AND /ss/neaple FLOOD THE THREAD WITH SHOTA
Seriously though pedophiles go do your own thing in another thread aside from the /sug/.
Have the decency not to get your little boy dicks all cluttered up with the regular gem folk.
Ok!
>>681428
Wtf is that picture?! It's scaring me.
>>681478
Very
>>681495
It's Jasper with crayfish claws giving a man a handjob.
>>681476
>dat toe curl
HNNNG
>>681495
New fetish anon
You missed last thread?
>>681495
it's the hot new fetish, get with the times and delete your fang folder already
>>681514
>>681481
>>681481
i got your back
Post pericherry getting dominated
>>681546
aww yea boi, i like dis
>>681481
>>681539
Same.
I feel bad for liking Stevidot more than Connverse.
Post gems on their periods
>>681482
>the seasons do have a plot
Care to summarize?
>and do you NOT jerk off to cartoon ponies
no but I also don't jack off to gems
>>681481
Fuck you
>>681573
>I feel bad for liking Stevidot more than Connverse.
don't be, as long as it's pure it's okay
>>681570
I bet Steven forgot all about Peedee because he's boring.
Just like the writers.
>>681012
BORING
>>681575
>not jerking off to gems
normies leave, reee
Life is an unlimited resource. What's wrong with harvesting it?
>>681534
FANG GANG 4 LIFE BITCHES
WHO'S WITH ME
>>681581
on a scale from Total pure to Para, how pure is this image?
>>681621
HELL YEAH
>>681613
Food > Peedee
Why does Para's art style gross me out so much?
>>681618
jasper is good
>>681629
ain't nothing pure about that
jasperfags are called freaks
peridotfags are called _____
>>681642
Like what is this even trying to convey? There's fangs yeah but why is there molten gold or piss or whatever all over her and why was it in her mouth?
>>681654
visorfags.
>>681654
retards
>>681642
Is she eating Yellow Diamond?
What is this even a drawing of?
>>681620
>>681654
worse than pearlfags
>>681659
what
>>681636
that peridot is actually terrifying
>>681654
>faggots
>niggers
>dumbasses
>autists
>tumblrites
>ledditors
>>681678
You'll love the anime
>>681670
>implying we have done worst than make a homemade fuck doll.
>>681672
/ss/ is still against the rules in /trash/. Don't like it? Report and move on.
>>681654
... Geeks?
>>681672
I'm just tired of seeing Peedee in Para's art style. /ss/ or /gs/ doesn't bother me
>>681699
>believing the poorly made false flag doll
Fucking that would be like trying to fuck a shirt. It's possible, but a real Pearlfag would make something sturdier.
i can take a couple requests, drop em anons
>>681716
>>681621
>>681636
>>681642
bad, outdated fetish, please delete immediately
i hope the rest of the editions from here till the 25th are all holiday themed
>>681729
Bad Pearl and Bad Lapis eyeing each other suspiciously.
>>681729
Lion staring at himself in a mirror.
>>681729
sapphire hiding from an angry, drunk ruby
>>681722
Still, it is creepy as hell.
>>681751
get some crayfish claws in there and then come talk to me
>>681729
older steven drunk losing his shit yelling at the crystal gems with angst
Sappy for fangs?
>>681751
So, Pearl met Rick?
>>681200
Michiko and hatchin
>no giant schlong pearls posted yet
>>681734
NEVER
>>681640
Jasper is for sexual
>>681014
Gotcha.
You know what ship goes criminally unshipped? [spoiler]Peedeedot[/spoiler]
>>681654
Pericherries
>>681672
I like it, especially the nsfw stevidot
>>681865
that too
Sexualize the Steven?
>>681848
Please god no.
>>681865
ConnieStevidot too.
stevidot is the worst ever
or any gem with steven. steven is like 11 and all the gems are probably way older than him
>>681908
Petition to kill this anon
>>681906
thats kinda hot
>>681895
YES
>>681906
>steven is like 11 and all the gems are probably way older than him
not peridot
What Sapphire will get for christmas is Ruby's fist in her face. Abuse is all she deserves.
>>681898
Then... what will we call them?
>>681916
Yes, kill the anon
>>681908
Mmmmmmm...... sure.
>>681944
> implying that wanting to fuck a gem is pathetic
Oh fuck you, gems are hot
>>681843
Beautiful.
I have saved it.
All this Sapphire abuse has given me an idea: let's spread this stuff around tumblr and cause a new shitstorm.
>>681944
i ship steven with pearl and peridot but i dont self-insert, i just like the ships
>>681944
>Faggots that "ship" them are just self inserting themselves
Stevidot is just the second-purest ship.
Pic related
>>681986
I would fap to anon x gem porn, but there is a shortage of it.
>>682014
I want to fuck a gem.
>>682034
then fuck a gem
>>682009
Gross
>>682034
it's doable
this is pedophilia
>>682043
I want Jasper to suffocate me with her soft, warm tits.
ANYONE REMEMBER RONALDO X PERIDOT?
I wanna fuck Peri.
>>682087
I want to wax Peri's gem!
>>682098
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Well, back to the /trash/. That /co/ thread was so good too.
>>682009
i can't really picture them as much of a couple
>>682068
this is pure love
>>682075
I do.
>yfw the crewniverse actually gets bowie to voice yd and it's the greatest thing ever
Can a fine anon edit this with Yellow Diamond?
>>682072
I then want Jasper to twist my limbs and make me scream. Each scratch and bite deeper than the last... when she's done with me, I want her to cuddle me all night.
i miss /co/
>>682075
Yes, and I hated it.
>>682171
Hnnnnnnnnnnnhgggggggggg
>>682183
As do I, anon.
>still no art of pearl fucking steven in her space outfit
>>682166
:3 little ol meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>681944
that's one of the biggest memes of all time but this is /sug/ so i am sure everyone here self inserts. bunch a faggots ya are
>>682171
I want this as much as you do, anon.
Moving down the line I guess.
>>681018
Nope, the world has enough cheap loss edits. A drawfag may be willing to make a good looking one though.
>>681022
Tried, can't get the style to match (especially the eyes.
>>681042
done
>>682217
Annnnnnnnnnnnd you expected us not to?
I want Jasper to put me in her shirt when it's cold and take me places.
>>682248
I love you Mr. anoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Okay you fucks, i'm going to sleep and i'll be back tomorrow to attend to more requests.
Gotta git gud somehow, eh?
Ok, how many of you people are girls?
>>682298
I'm a girl
>>682298
piss off
>>682171
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>682293
blue rock abuse
Post shitty gem cosplay
>>682298
>tumblr
Anyone can be a girl if you believe hard enough
>>682319
I'm guessing you're a tranny
>>682298
I'm agirl . want to see my boobies?
>>682339
The pearl is decent, the face is just kinda ugly. The amethyst on the other hand, is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too fat
>>682352
God no, we only like animated boobs here
>>682352
Yaaaaaaasssssssssss gurl tits or gtfo, u knoooooooooo. I wanna see yo bobbies
>>682388
Pearl really let herself go
>>682396
Stay classy, /sug/
>>682388
I feel like someone's son made their mom dress up as Pearl.
She just doesn't look like she wants to be there.
>>682293
pearl strangling sapphire to death while her eye bulges out
>>682273
I wanna sleep in her cleavage.
>>682352
Uh no. Why? We can just google if we wanna see real boobs. We're here for animated boobs. Reevaluate your life. You're better then that.
here's my favorite gem i hope you like her
>>681906
> peridot is older than steven
an hero
>>682457
Google: animated boobs
Why are all the VAs on Steven Universe so cute?
>>682461
I married her
>>682497
Not Peridot's VA, she's old and ugly.
>>682509
she isn't old enough to marry anon
>>682461
>Peridot
>>682486
how would they enforce that rule
>>681800
>>681534
Nice edit, anon. Heh. Looks better than my original.
>>681821
>>681898
>>682534
DAWWWWWWWWWW
I fucking hate the blue gem. She's just a boring meme character with annoying fans. I'm glad she's usually stuck fused with her manly dyke girlfriend.
I'm a Pericherry
>>682657
I wanna be beaten and fucked to an inch of my life by her strong, manly dyke girlfriend.
>>682636
It is in your power to stop it
But you just won't
You'd rather complain about it
>>682632
Garnet BB with the gauntlets on
>>682657
Sapphire?
>>682687
Don't lie anon, you're a pericherry too!
We need more Pericherries
>>682632
Everything's sexier with crayfish claws!!!!!
>>682715
We are all peri-cherries
>>682687
>>682657
This can go either way, kek.
>>682715
>>682739
I'm going to murder you.
>>682685
Ruby it is, senpai.
>>682738
FANGS ARE BETTER
FANG GANG VS THE CLAW CLAN
LET'S GO
peridots are green, not red
they are not cherries
they are rocks
>>682765
oh god don't fucking google image search this
>>682764
At least I can die a happy Pericherry
>>682765
I'd still want it
>>682786
yeah but
>>682821
>Mutant gems
UNCLEAN
>>682787
You know Mr autismo will be an indexing faggot just to spite you
>>682764
Pericherry~
>>682775
BRING IT
>>682821
Cuuuuuuute!!!!!
>>682866
>The fucking lobster tail
KEK
>>682866
OUR FANGS ARE SHARP ENOUGH TO PIERCE CRUSTACEAN ARMOR
AND BITE OFF THOSE CLAWS
>>682821
exterminate the unpure
>>682696
Was thinking about that. Trying to do something that's easy to draw.
>>682934
mhhhh, this is tricky
jasper ?
>>682298
Me
>>683043
Is best gem
>>682241
>done
I'm late but thank you
>>682298
Are you a girl?
>>682787
oh god
>>681069
Gonna do this sometime tomorrow/the next day if I can. lots of stuff to it.
>>681079
Yeah, said that before and I still think so.
>>681092
Not really sure how well this reads. think I got his face shape a bit off, or maybe something about the mouth. But whatever, done for now.
>>683167
aww alright
thank you editman
>>682902
EAT CRAW, DADDY
>>683143
Yes
>>683212
#roastme
>>682787
Hahaha.
>>683167
It doesn't matter, it looks just as cartoony as Pearl did originally.
Thank you ellipses
>>683212
>pretending to be a girl on the internet
>>681012
I got fired from my call center job.
that's ok, I really hated it. but it fucking sucks to be jobless on Christmas eve.
>>683259
>sucks to be jobless on Christmas eve
what am I reading.
it's literally the best gift Santa could've ever gifted to you
>>683276
until the day after and you don't have any more money
>>683276
Why? I feel like a total loser. I can't go back to be a NEET.
>>683290
why did you even get fired? lazy? skipped work? flippped the bird at your manager?
>>683276
I wish I could work all through Christmas.
Poil has many functions
if homeworld was a countryball itd be [spoiler]??[/spoiler]
>>683373
what is this blurry bullshit?
>>683422
...
>>683324
I want to cuddle with Jasper for Christmas
>>683422
india
>>683429
>those sharp edges
>dat smooth ass outline
unf
>>683439
I want to suck on her lactating tits.
>>683455
drawendo does good shit
>>683442
yeah thats pretty shitty to think about but yeah true
>>683439
Me too
>>683481
fuck off karkat
>>683439
I'd rather cuddle with pericherry
>>683527
its peri you fuck
>>683531
Cuuuuute
>>683531
INDEXER PLEASE HELP
>>681126
The biggest issue with real photos is that I can't edit much. I can change up colors fine, but changing hair much never works out. And gems also kinda look off in real life.
Also, real photos are usually really dark or a lot of equal grays, but this one didn't have that problem.
Did what I could though.
>>683555
What is indexer
fuck you
>>683582
Do you have the original?
>>683558
Oh my fucking god THANK YOU
>>683602
this is the original :^)
>>683439
I want her throbbing, orange penis in my ass
>>683622
Well?
>>683631
>orange penis
>>683656
KEK
>>683555
And so you come begging now?
Do it yourself, the filename is tumblr_niuj1bhCh11qbtdt0o1_1280.png, the image is 593x700 and the image is ~229KB
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Ftrash%2F1450940768798.jpg%3Fs.jpg
>>683764
>And so you come begging now?
I've always been an avid supporter
>>683481
>thats pretty shitty
>>683816
MY ASS has been an avid supporter
You should have learned how to do it yourself when you had the chance and I had the will to give you hints on how to do shit
>>683602
>>683648
that is my pet tentacle monster signature
>>683481
roxy lalonde is the best character
>>683880
sorry, I meant to write Karkat
Here, before you choke yourself with your mouse cord, you pathetic bunch of brainless drones
What a fucking disgrace you are
I'll see you piles of shit later
>>682696
>>682632
Went with a knee instead.
>>684188
Beautiful.
>>684188
It's finally complete!
>>684458
Thank you for putting your talents to the best possible use.
what's your AOTY, /mug/?
>>684768
Muties aren't welcome here, mugga.
>>684822
But everyone likes music!
>>684729
No problem.
I'm probably just gonna do a Steven one to finish up the
>Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and Steven
thing.
And if anyone has any simple Christmas-themed draw requests, I'd like to hear them. I like Steven the most so including him in a request is good.
I don't draw Jasper, Lapis, or the fusions much. Due to lack of appearances.
>>684920
off the dome right now
Pearl getting a vape for Christmas so she can quit smoking
Amethyst shitting into Pearl's stocking
Garnet shoveling snow
Greg in Santa suit
Steven asking the gems about Jesus
Peridot and Donald Trump under mistletoe
>>680876
Thank you for doing my request!
>>681906
How about adult Steven x Gem ships?
>>683909
>red blush
disgusting
>>684988
>Greg in Santa suit
Merry Christmas!
10 DAY UNTIL WE ARE BACK
So is Message Received/Log Date Whatever It Was the midseason finale?
>>685506
It may as well be, it's going to be another 2 months hiatus after the bomb
Look at all this GOOD TASTE on hoshime's blog
>>685506
Yes. It should have happened months ago, but was delayed. Hence why we cut to hiatus in the middle of an arc
>>685536
>Giant tits
>good taste
Pick one
>>685563
Excuse you
>>685536
Wow, Pearl has some pretty big hair in that image.
>>680857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXmYzRVdfE
>>680857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0s5GCbP1D4
My niece is breathing and I'am drinking.
>>680857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idipMrfAZHk&index=1&list=FLdSuXSeQXpX_Xax4qNKMnlw
>>685647
>I put this song yesterday too
Ayyyyy
>>685647
well now I'm listening to this too. Thanks anon.
>>685636
>My niece is breathing
good to hear
>>685723
Yeah I thought I was going to kill her mother, But yeah! She's okay now. It was a long night.
Love you /sug/
Hope you have a good Christmas eve, even if you have to work
>mfw /sug/ returns to /co/
>we can actually get show discussion and waifu dumping again
>>685793
You also lose the ability to post porn scott-free
I'm personally fine with that
>>685793
Waifu dumping is down here every thread, dude. And it's annoying as fuck.
The only thing beneficial is that people will probably feel more inclined to have on-topic discussion.
But don't think we're not gonna get harassed when we go back. I feel like /trash/ may be our preferred new home by a majority of our regulars.
>>685826
I stick around because sometimes good art is posted. Last couple threads I have been in though were truly terrible. I even started a few SU threads on /co/ just to get some show discussion.
Being in /trash/ is good for porn and fanfic writers, that's about it.
>>685826
>I feel like /trash/ may be our preferred new home by a majority of our regulars.
I'd definitely rather stay. I love /trash/. It's like the wild west. Good wholesome sense of community, occasional gunfights and we all get together to lynch the peedee fuckers when the out themselves.
>>685836
>fanfic writers
speaking of, it's almost 7am and I've been sitting here staring at 2 sentences for the past like 2 hours. Time to make myself a dank latte and pull an all-dayer to bring you people what you want the most. I'm going to strap on my santa hat and construct the finest fan fiction chapters you have ever seen yall!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684920
This isn't really christmas related, but can you draw Steven giving futa Pearl a blowjob? Without balls and have her pussy visible.
>>680857
Starting the day off right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprYyWMcUGY
>>680857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRk0sjSgFU
>>680881
>deleted
Fucking pussies
>>686134
no one wants to see peedee's gaping asshole drawn by a third grader
>>686183
>nano-machines son
>>686183
Oh, drawendo. You so silly.
>>685899
I can always count on you to make new bad pearl pics for me random anon
>>685880
Thank you fan fiction anon you make our dreams when we bask in your text.
>>686211
I'm still not bored with bad pearl editing
>>686322
Keep it up, I like them.
Have a Yellow pearl as a change of pace
>>686335
Reminds me of the bride
apparently rose and pearl's fusion dance got censored and they replaced it with a zoom in on one shot of greg's face
rainbow quartz is 2lewd4brits
>>686357
CN UK censored it, an American corporation in the UK. Not an actual arm of the British government like the BBFG or something
>>686377
no the queen watched the episode and demanded that it be censored
here's amethyst
Looking for me, PIZZA Steven Universe?
>>686335
I just really like the design now.
>>686357
It got censored in all Europe, actually.
>>686445
YD Pearl is a pretty neat concept
post pearl with a big penis
>>686445
>>686457
you can keep the design i want a crack at the psychology of a diamond authority pearl.
what an utterly bleak existence.
>>686322
based anon
>>683631
:3
Dead thread?
>>686811
dead as shit, dog
>>686478
Pen15
Do you think we'll see Jasper in the next stevenbomb?
Doesn't this look like a mole screaming?
>>686480
Well instead of serving individual gems, she works to serve all gem-kind.
>>686888
Check em
Boner
>>686888
Maybe if we pray enough Sugar will let us get a glimpse of Malachite.
>>686889
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>686889
All I see is a fucking mole screaming
>>686891
what a distinct honor.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas /sug/
>>686985
Just go get my mom LOL
>>686995
Anon, that's your mom. I'd understand if you said about the other anon's mom, but yours? Damn.
CHAPTER 41 (1/3 probably)
Dick's head is throbbing as he makes his way back down Chesapeake street toward his car and the Beach City police station. It's been a long while since he's had a drink, and he is quickly losing the ability to think straight. There's a flask of cheap whiskey in his glove compartment, maybe a couple unopened beers rolling around in the back. That might be enough. Dick would rather ram his head into the pavement than make that call sober. They're going to be asking what he was doing in Beach City, of course, and why he withheld information on a possible third suspect. A fuckup on this scale could cost him his job. Again. But people have died- fellow officers- and he owed it to them to get the truth out there and nail the bastard responsible. Or bitch? The last words the blue woman had said to him had been banging around in his head for the entire walk back from the beach. "I hear they haven't been the most responsive as of late" didn't necessarily mean she was responsible. After all, being the criminal type, she'd probably be aware of police activity or any lack thereof. Besides, she didn't particurly strike him as the extremist type. Why would she have spared the Big Donut employees before moving on to murder four innocent people in the name of jihad? Now that he thinks of it (not doing his headache any good), the shootings in the station did not seem like much of an act of terror. Islamic Terrorists like to make a spectacle of their acts to send a strong message. They spray bullets and blow themselves up. They don't methodically assassinate and they sure as hell don't stick around to rifle through file cabinets. Right? Is there a possibility that these two horrific events, both of which happened at roughly the same time, weren't connected at all? Dick wonders if he's just being racist. Who knows, he thinks, maybe Islamic terrorists CAN be white or blue or brown, not speak a word of arabic, AND carry out pro-level hit jobs.
>>687157
(2/3)
The world is changing alright, and Dick isn't sure he likes it. Things used to be a lot simpler back when he was a kid. You knew who your enemies were, and they were never your next-door neighbors. Nothing makese sense anymore. A red hot flash of pain in his head, and his vision goes white before he stumbles and falls face first into the pavement.
"Officer? Dongleston? Officer Dongleston? Are you OK?"
Dick is on his back now, being shaken by the shoulders.
"Shit man, should I call an ambulance? Wake up."
He gives a low groan and opens his eyes. It's the kid from the donut shop. Dick rolls onto his side and vomits.
"What happened to you? Were you attacked? Should I call the-" Lars hesitates. "police?"
Dick takes note of the pause. Does this kid know about what happened? Who else knows?
"Time?" he whispers
"What?" asks Lars
"Time?"
"You really gotta speak up, sir."
Dick clears his throat.
"WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?" he yells, the volume sending another jolt through his skull.
"Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you. Hold up." Lars pulls his phone out of his pocket.
I got a ban warning for linking a zuke twitter post on a steven universe thread, since when was that off topic?
>>687157
>>687164
(3/3)
"It's ten thirty-eight, sir."
Could he really have been out for over 2 hours? Did no one look out their window and see him out cold in the street? What kind of town IS this? Dick sits up and starts
to shake.
"So should I get an ambulance here or what? You look like you got pretty fucked up."
"No. I'm fine." he doesn't know who he's trying to reassure here, the kid or himself. "I just need some food and water."
"My place isn't far," Lars offers, "I could get you there no problem. Got some frozen pizzas I could pop in the toaster over."
"Thanks kid, but I need to get back to my car. It should be close by here." Dick stands, wobbles, straightens out.
"Well," says Lars trying his hardest not to laugh, "there does happen to be a certain someone staying at me house who you might want to talk to."
"I don't have time for this shit, kid, just tell me." Just when Dick thinks the pain in his head can't get worse, it does.
"Ronaldo Fryman" Lars tells him.
Dick's eyes light up. Fucking Fryman. Gonna have a chat with that little shit. Now onto the other most important matter; Dick takes a moment to figure out how best to
phrase it before saying 'fuck it', coming out and just asking:
"You got any booze?"
fuck this shit, I'm going to bed yall!!!!!
Don't forget to stay up to date with this amazing work of art:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>687165
Zuke herself isn't /co/-related.
“The Answer”– Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
“Steven’s Birthday” – Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
“It Could’ve Been Great” – The Gems take a trip to the moon.
“Message Received” – Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
“Log Date 7 15 2” – Steven sneaks a listen to a friend’s audio diary.
This looks like it's going to be the worst Stevenbomb ever
>>687153
Mommy issues seems to be a common thing in /sug/. Just like the show we're watching.
What is more autistic, SU or pony?
>>687172
As a true write fag, and a founder of the general, just kill yourself
>>687179
I think it'll be nice to get some garnet backstory
also potential yellow diamond
but I don't wanna lose peri and that seems like a strong possibility
>>687271
he writes better than you.
I'm so ready to become a Yellow Diofag during Message Received.
>>684851
I don't. I hate music, and I also hate Christmas.
>>687298
>not being one already
>>687305
>>687298
home world propagandists spreading gem fascism
>>687271
No one cares what u founded u fuckin geek
Fan fiction is a joke and so r u!!!
>tfw i accidentally replaced my SU folder with another, smaller SU folder I copied from my phone
>tfw ~3GB of carefully sorted SU content is gone
>tfw the programs I tried won't restore it
;_;
>>686811
No
So....new thread anybody?
>>687351
But most of all I miss my Pearl and Opal folders.
;_;
>>687401
You're not my fucking dad you can't tell me what to do!!!!!!!
>>687153
You know who else is like a hippopotamus? MY MOM!!!!!!
>>687401
he has a better imagination kid.
>>687404
Undertale belongs in /v/
>>687401
There's no way you don't write absolute dogshit but hook me up with a link anyway bud let's giver a look
I wanna lick peridots tight pussy
Those of you who do not celebrate the work of known Korean pedophile nyong-choi... go to hell
>>687430
And I wish that I was amethyst in this picture
>>686183
>>687434
Ikr
>>686194
>>686478
>>687430
Does anyone have pictures of gems getting spanked, or vice versa?
>>687485
Thanks!
Post tentadick rape
>>687503
no, fuck you
learn to do it yourself
>>687513
I love u indexer god bless
Man Pearl > Bad Pearl
Post tentadick rape
>>687427
Ipwnlocks on archive of our own.
Over 40 stories to choose from
I'm growing attached to that crab guy
>>687585
"it could have been great"-Peridot finds a ship and fucks off
"message received" Steven grieves over this
"Log Date 7 15 2" Peridot gives her reason for leaving and Steven lightens up.
Ffs I hope I'm wrong.
>>687584
>pony
>porn
2/10 get some taste
>>687585
I want to spend Christmas with Peridot.
>>687646
I would buy her a present
Strangely enough it seems like none of the episodes focus on the Cluster or progressing towards destroying it. I guess they might deal with Malachite first maybe?
http://strawpoll.me/6355610
>>687693
Jasper ftw
>>687693
All of these options are gross.
>>687725
Jasper is best gem
>>687658
What would you get the gems for Christmas?
i hope for an adult steven comic that goes full harem on the gem + Sadie There just needs to be more Sadie porn in general
i really want most anyform of Steven to fug Sadie and or her mother or both
[spoiler] Impregnation would be appreciated [/spoiler]
>not with lars doe
>female lars is cool doe
>no futa
>AT ALL
>>687795
ah yes it's Spoilers not spoiler fucking Dammit brain
>>687810
[spoiler]This isn't a spoiler board friendo[/spoiler]
>>687836
thanks senpai
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lSCS6FOTF0Y432eVG-OEL_FV9M9U0VQjqBSOx6w8QCs/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Behold, the most comprehensive analysis of why SU sucks.
>>687870
There is no fucking way anyone would read that unless they have an intense hatred for the show brah
TL;DR
>>687893
or autism or ocd
>>682298
>implying we are not all girls pretending to be dudes pretending to be gay.
>>687893
like this autism of a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtyekjcA-Y
>>687445
Why the fuck is Amethyst's gem missing?
>>687445
Did they just finish beating the shit out of each other in that image?
>>687683
Lololololololololololololololololololol
>>687940
I want peridot and steven to sex
>>687793
With Peridot you'd have to get her some piece of technology, possibly something to store her data on. I'd have to buy her a laptop but damn that would be expensive, knowing me I'd end up buying her alienware gaming pc just for the keks. R.I.P wallet
>>687893
He's actually pretty calm about it.
>The show treats emotional episodes and big, heavy plot points like jump-scares in cheap horror films. It might get you the first few times, but after a while you just get sick of it, robbing what should have been an important point of the story of all impact.
Where is the tentadick rape jfc i come here to jack it to alien torture porn
>>687940
Bullshit.
>>687870
>the characters cry too much and the waifus turned out to be worse people than I had initially assumed
somehow stretched out to 32 pages
>>688116
deny it all you want but you know you are openly lesbian however you come here to look at beautiful sexy dicks.
>>688164
>lesbian
>dicks
See, this where memes go too far.
>>688086
I felt like the plot points were nicely introduced throughout the series, personally. It's not like they make a big deal out of them, they just come naturally. I can't comment on the drama.
Alright you faggots it's Sapphire Abuse Drawfag here, drop your requests and i'll fullfil them after my shower.
>>688251
sapphire getting her face smashed into a pile of food
>>688251
Steven fusing with Ruby in front of Sapphire.
>>688282
Seconding this.
>>688251
Ruby telling Sapphire how no one else would love an ugly freak like her, and this is the best she's got.
>>688251
Sapphire making a left cross at Ruby.
>>688251
Sapphire dressed as a droog while kicking Ruby's guts
>>688251
Sapphire begging Ruby to just let them be Garnet.
>>688251
Sapphire shaves Ruby, Amethyst mocking her.
>>688251
Sapphire forcibly fusing with Ruby creating a fucked up Garnet
You guys are seriously fucked up.
>>688385
blue rocks are for bullying
>>688416
>trying to justify it.
Just own it, anon.
what if in keystone motel ruby just started beating the shit out of sapphire in front of steven
>>688251
Sapphire is crawling, all beat up, and as Ruby is about to hit the final blow Steven comes at her rescue, helping her get up and both kick Ruby's ass
hi /sug/!
>>688449
Sapphire would foresee it, so it'd never happen cause she'd dodge it.
Besides Steven would jump in to defend her.
>>688470
That would probably make it worse, Sapphire knowing Ruby's going to hit her and she's just on edge all day.
![Steven Universe (Lado C stop-motion interstitial) (1080p).mp4_snapshot_00.28_[2015.12.22_04.05.01].png](https://i.imgur.com/eBLXFrf.jpg "Steven Universe (Lado C stop-motion interstitial) (1080p).mp4 snapshot 00.28 [2015.12.22 04.05.01]")
>>688469
sup
>walk into your room
>see this
>what do
>>688494
barf
>>688494
I don't have a room.
>>688494
>pattycake?
>>688494
call 911
>>688484
She can permafuse with Steven or hang around with him so he can protect her.
>>688494
engage in muscular sexual intercourse then sleep
>>688523
yeah with yourself
>>688530
obviously
>>688494
Kill myself.
![[Dorito rage].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DGGgoGu.gif "[Dorito rage]")
