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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Brand New Fetish I Just Invented Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Steven Bomb #4 from January 4 through January 8
Episode titles and synopses:
>Monday, January 4: "The Answer" - Garnet finally tells Steven the story of how she came to be a Crystal Gem.
>Tuesday, January 5: "Steven's Birthday" - Steven has a birthday party out at the barn, and decides he has some growing up to do.
>Wednesday, January 6: "It Could've Been Great" - The Gems take a trip to the moon.
>Thursday, January 7: "Message Received" - Steven has doubts about believing in everyone.
>Friday, January 8: "Log Date 7 15 2" - Steven sneaks a listen to a friend's audio diary.
Wheneverly reminder that I'm on a mission from god to get this image into the OP of the first /sug/ back on /co/ once it's unbanned for Steven Bomb #4. Save the image and spread the word.
first for i want jasper to cuck my shit up, i want her to fuck my girlfriend so hard in front of me, i want my GF to moan and cry out over how big jasper's cock is, and how i will never be able to please her like jasper can.
>>678140
It's a horrible movie, but we must do it.
It's almost Christmas!
>>678163
Fuck Christmas.
Pearl
>>678172
Fuck you.
I can't wait for that Sapphire and Ruby episode, they're so cute together!
If indexer stays out of this thread, it could last at least until one, since this is high traffic hours. Otherwise this thread will not last long. Mark my words.
>>678183
and so it begins
Fetishists need to be purged. They have to be cleansed by fire.
>>678185
He was in /tf2g/ for a while, right?
I wish they would take him back.
>>678172
Someone's heart could stand to grow three sizes...
Pearl with a giant schlong is canon! Canon!
>>678210
what did we do?
>>678163
remember the time the wendigos almost froze all the ponies in equestria because they weren't friends, then the unicorns, earth ponies, and pegasus finally got along and the warmth from the power of their friendship saved all three of their species?
best story, best story ever.
>>678214
Eat dick.
I am having a shit day /sug/.
Can you help make me happy.
>>678272
Maybe I fucking will m8
>>678277
Do you like cute, anon? I'll post cute for a few minutes before I leave
>>678226
Need more colorful rock shlong
>>678291
>Maybe I fucking will m8
Lewd.
>>678277
Just remember, it's one more day until the end of the hiatus.
>>678340
Really if I want to suck a dick I doubt anyone could stop me.
I've done it before, I'll blow your dad again.
>>678353
Isn't it on the fourth?
>>678353
I think you mean Christmas eve, anon.
>>678359
Mom, please, I don't want to hear this shit.
https://youtu.be/OZtyekjcA-Y
I recently unsubbed from this nostalgia-tard due to the amount of autism many of videos and the video he made recently is just pure autism and the amount of low effort the video is.
Also he made a rant on SU many months ago and it is petty and pathetic with no or little research at all.
https://youtu.be/x2fe73T6suI
>>678291
I'll be good with cute.
>>678377
I'll be your mommy, anon. I'll suck your dad's dick and then go give you a goodnight kiss.
>tfw i just spent three hours in a stuffed theater watching the new star wars movie
god damn what a shit movie at least i had a good laugh when Han died and the entire theater gave me a stink eye
>tfw i spent 20 dollars for the ticket and snacks
man i could've bought alochol or some SU toys that don't exist yet
>>678393
I gotta get going soon. I'll post some of my favorites, though. I hope you feel better soon anon.
>>678379
>Regular Show
>Last good show on CN
ALRIGHT, FELLAS.
Enough joking, where is it? Where is it hidden?
>>678379
>subscribing to vloggers
>ever
>>678414
More cute
>>678412
>hurr durr I don't like something a lot of people like and that makes me cool, better tell everyone on the internet about it.
that's you. that's you right now.
>>678412
It was pretty mediocre. Lightsaber fight was pretty cool tho
>>678430
You'll never find it.
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/135812569904/a-selection-of-characters-props-and-effects-from
>>678443
disregard the overly handsome baby
>>678412
Should've just w8ed for the h8ful 8
>>678462
lefty a besty
Show me your face /sug/.
bleh
>>678459
Afraid I'll tongue punch your dads fart box better than your mom and he'll leave her for me? Because you should be. That's probably gonna happen.
>>678468
More cute
>>678419
Don't they mean YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW, SHOWING, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY!
How about having a laugh once in a while?
>>678481
no
![tumblr_nwc48twwQZ1smn4pqo9_r1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xJyOgCP.jpg "tumblr nwc48twwQZ1smn4pqo9 r1 1280[1]")
>The chaaps are there
>Centipeedle is not
It's over Peedlefags
>>678482
Hey, that's a nice drawi-
>futa
>>678486
Anon, I know this good mental hospital.
>>678500
If you can't tell I believe RubyxSapphire to be the cutest of all
>>678489
TTG
The only reason I watch it is because waifus like Jinx
Same thing with Kill la Kill, but I LOVED KLK.
TTG is a guilty pleasure, honestly
>>678517
Easier to get jacked like that with a little testosterone ey?
biggest burn on the earth, yay or nay
>>678524
It's style is so almost good
>>678412
Fuck you for spoiling the movie.
>>678549
thanks senpai
>>678533
Pretty weak sauce desu. It's basically
>I dont like you kill yourself
>>678559
Fuck you for coming here
>>678533
Yeah that's stupid as fuck, Zuke and Sugar are obviously best storyboarders. Plus she doesn't write the "gay propaganda", as you see it.
Zuke is amazing and I love her.
>>678539
cute meets lewd
>>678481
My loyal fans here already seem to love posting my face so i will do u one better and link one of my new hit songs!!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10kA1oDLsSF
PS. Where are the crayfish edits yall??? I'm trying to nut here!!!!
>>678571
weeelll the kill yourself has worked before
>>678568
>Futa Pearl
Why!?
I want vagoo Pearl
>>678549
Let's see how the prophecy foretells. I still think it's ridiculous to assume at a high traffic hour like this we'll get to 1.>>678185
>>678575
Pearl can be pretty cute too
>>678533
nay, this guy is mad as shit over a children's cartoon
I want to cuddle Jasper and feel her toned stomach and big, strong arms.
>>678612
unf
>>678412
We're all in a bad fucking mood. It;'s Christmas Eve tomorrow, we have to go to our relatives to get some damn Apples to Apples or Battleship, because relatives. Go through all the damn movies and repeating track of Elvis Christmas songs. Go to bed hoping you haven't been weed brownied, and repeat same shit for Christmas and New Years. At least on New Years you can get it all over with. Personally i'll just be on /sug/ for New Years and the other holidays.
>>678592
giant schlong pearl is best pearl
>>678572
Seriously. Fuck you. At least warn us you stupid fucker. I was looking forward to fucking seeing that movie.
>>678612
Well, keep dreaming faggot. Because she's mine.
>>678597
I can't find my favorite cute pic but I'll post it later if you're still feeling down anon.
feel better soon
>>678619
>Go to bed hoping you haven't been weed brownied
Damn, free weed, what a hellish existence.
penis
>>678628
Faggot I will fucking fight you for her.
I have a huge cock.
>>678612
She's basically sex in mineral form.
So was this thread started on /trash/ or was it moved here?
>>678622
Honestly I didn't come here until yesterday after I saw it because I knew there would be chucklefucks spoiling the movie. This is kinda on you for not seeing the movie before now and trusting /sug/ not to spoil it.
sorry.
So THAT'S what he's supposed to be
>>678650
Come and hit me if you're able
>>678641
How about self-sucking?
>>678666
woah easy there satan
>>678651
...in my ass
sorry guys I forgot to finish my post
>>678650
>>678628
Calm down guys. She's a big lady. There's enough of her to go around.
>>678664
>season 1031
Holy shit SU is gonna last forever
>You will never touch best gem's soft cheeks
>>678667
Hm...
How about fingering vagoos?
>>678683
>SU becomes the new One Piece
I both want this and hate this.
>>678641
yes
>>678667
YES
>>678680
I-is there a full pic?
>>678678
I'm an eternal flame, baby!
>>678637
>and then ruby broke her nose
>>678688
Amethyst best gem
>>678683
Season 1A is 1020, season 1B is 1026, season 2 is 1031
>>678667
>decadent candy
>>678663
UHHHHHGGGG. Fuck /sug/. Fuck you, /sug/.
![Steven.Universe.S01E52.Jail.Break.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-RainbowCrash.mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.12.09_05.08.11].png](https://i.imgur.com/LloQyCU.png "Steven.Universe.S01E52.Jail.Break.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-RainbowCrash.mkv snapshot 04.59 [2015.12.09 05.08.11]")
>>678700
You haven't earned it. You gotta BEG for it.
>>678619
Why do you even bother with your family if you don't like them? You're not a child.
>>678658
>no cock bulge
why is my fetish so fucking hard to find pictures for.
i want to drink futa pearl's neon blue semen
>>678619
>dorito dust on controller
Anon please stop, you're triggering me.
>>678482
Noice!
>>678730
Why not Pearl's blue vargooba juices
I prefer vagina'd Pearl
http://pastebin.com/QbDh0iJN
Does anyone have any more of Fullscribbleanon's stories?
>>678719
Please gimme the pic
The very illusion of it being real is enough to make me edge for hours
I haven't stopped since I saw the pic please give me release
>>678720
Look. I at least get some money out of it, usually one hundred to help with bills, food, etc.
>>678068
Alright, here's a quick Pearl edit. Drop your requests here everyone, and I'll try to get to them!!!
>>678707
Her non-existant nose.
If dubs post shota Steven.
>>678759
Yeah, because Ruby broke it.
If dubs Zuke gains 900 pounds
>>678744
NO ANON
It's a miracle you even found that pastebin, you'll have to keep lurking I guess.
Try looking at old archives from different sources
>>678770
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>678770
get fucked, pal
>>678777
Nigga what have you done
>>678743
vaginas are gross anon
>>678791
ok but where do the crayfish claws come into play?
>>678780
Make me, faggot.
>>678757
peridot with crab claws instead of limb enhancers
>>678820
Turn off TV
>>678820
54
>>678478
That's Bob you slowpoke.
This is Lefty.
>Friend who blocked me over SU argument adds me back
>Now have the few bits of pearl she had collected in the months absence
>300+ pictures
Today is good day. She runs a blog just for screenshots of SU
>>678770
You don't need dubs to post shota, anon.
Especially if it's /ss/.
>>678820
43
There aint much on
>>678833
Who cares
>>678833
Stop being friends with that SJW piece of garbage. You're only going to offend her again somehow.
>>678833
NICE BLOG FAGGOT UPBOAT REBLOG LIKE LOL HAHAHAHAHA I'M SO INTERESTED IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIT I BET YOU HAVE A TUMBLR JUST FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK TO /SUG/ FUCKER
>>678849
I do. I have so much more PEARL
>>678720
Then fuck you too
>>678820
909340750347590234502358
>>678820
LOGO
>>678820
Your respective porn channel
Love yourself, anon.
>>678746
reverse
image
search
post /ss/ with futa pearl
>>678820
Hallmark
>>678857
What's your problem, man? Go take that stick out of your ass.
>>678885
hNNNNNNNNNNNNG
I wasn't even lazy I just lost ability to think seeing that pic
>>678820
you break your tv
>>678905
You're gross and weird.
>>678833
Anon... That women was a shitty friend, she didn't speak to you for days because you disagreed over a children's show.
>>678808
Added in the abdomen for additional realism! Enjoy!
>>678757
This with Pearl and Amethyst
>>678462
Whoever designed those Clusters sucks ass.
>>678915
*months
But its okay
At least I have a SU friend
>see this
>what do
>>678916
thank you lmao
KLK x SU when?
>>678914
>gross and weird
IT'S CALLED BEING A FREAK
You wouldn't know because you like WEAK gems.
>>678927
That's not a very good friend.
Anybody want to play Cards Against Humanity? I have some Steven Universe decks enabled.
>>678932
cry because I'm about to wake up and half the dream will already be forgotten
>>678956
that's what dream journals are for
>>678932
...
I want the safeword to be 'trebuchet'
>>678947
Sucrose and BBC visited Trigger some time ago right? I'd like to see them guest animate an episode, like maybe a fight with one of the diamonds.
>>678961
>fapping to words
Its not the same
>>678953
I'm down
>>678956
this is why you have a notepad to write into when you wake up.
>>678953
I do!
Also reminder that this happened
>>678968
>what is erotica
are you series
>>678976
>>678972
Alright, heres the link:
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=147
The password is Universe
>>678962
It's called a catapult.
m'guca
Your favorite gem is now found in your room and you discover it, what will you do to that gem?
>>678984
even better when you share your own erotica and people draw parts from it
Dubs decide what I put on my hot cocoa.
>>678998
You do not get to fuck with my safewords, slappy
>>679016
feces
>>679016
Milk.
Marshmallows
Strawberrys. (1.)
>>678962
What's a trebuchet?
>>679010
>people draw parts from it
>draw parts
>>679016
whip cream and brandy
>>679016
Your cum. Will need pic for proof of your dick over your cocoa
>>679016
cum
>>679016
your dick
>>679016
Orange juice
>>679016
put your dick inside
>>679016
poopy ;3
>>679016
blood of a virgin
>>679043
>>679054
>>679067
>off by one
If you think the dub was better you must actually like eating shit.
>>679016
A fucking piece of fruit. Any fruit you have.
fuck where are the dubs
>>679016
detergent
>>679106
I 2nd this, dubs dont fail me now
>>679112
Still no dubs. Come on guys.
>>679119
Obviously not here, dipshit.
>>679016
PERIOD BLOOD
>>679133
Fuck you Ruby
>>679133
Welp, time to add in your blood anon
Some day, my love.
>>679016
You grab your micro dick and put it inside the mug until the cocoa is cold
watch and learn kiddos
>>678919
Really sorry, I couldn't fit the claws onto Amy.
>>679016
your sad cum
>>679148
>>679016
You add coffee
>>678709
>>679016
if dubs you put detergent and your dick at the same time
Anything else. I don't wanna hurt myself.
>>679016
You kill your parents, grind their fingers and add them to the mix
>>679016
toilet paper
>other thread full blown Stevonnie
>can't actually get too chatty about it because people are already acting risky and the thread will probably be vaporized
truly, girlcock is suffering
>>679016
a picture of pearl
>>679192
The blood will be just fine.
>>679192
No one said it had to be your blood.
>>679192
Clorox
>>679016
You add nothing but instead drip it on your anus
if trips anon do everything that was suggested
>>679218
Piss
>>679192
Urine.
Your own jizz.
>>679218
BLOOD
>>679016
You stick your penis in it, lick the chocolate off your dick, then put it again. and so forth
>>679221
I will.
>>679218
Deodorant.
Spray into it.
>>679218
your motherboard
>>679016
add nothing
>>679218
The blood of a king.
>>679218
Semen.
>>679016
cum
>>679016
PAPRIKA
WHERE ARE THE DUBS?!?!!
>>679218
How about fucking off instead yeah?
You're not gonna do it anyway you attention seeking faggot
>>679237
reroll
>>679255
finally
Is there any other Sapphire abuse?
>>679255
Okay.
>>679275
Why not Steven abuse.
Would you help her, /sug/?
>>679275
I can try my hand at drawing it, so go ahead and request it.
I'll try but don't be surprised if i don't deliver since i kind of giveup i can't achieve what i'm seeing in my head.
You clods don't know what you're doing!
>>679280
I'm dipping my cock and balls into right now.
>>679301
VIRGIN SLUT
>>679255
>>679133
Your dick's blood.
>>679304
kinky
>>679298
No? She's a fucking gem
>>679301
Yes we do, with LATE NIGHT SHOWINGS OF YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW, EVERY, TUSEDAY.
WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES!
>>679304
Pics or didn't happen.
>>679304
Thank God you're a guy.
>>679316
still don't get the hate for this show though
>>679331
I have a shitty computer, I can't. But I'll drink it now.
Vidalia is for sexual.
>>679301
>>679309
>>679325
Peri's so cute.
>>678885
this person's blog forces itself to dashboard
>>679300
beaten up sapphire crying in the bathroom with ruby outside the door saying she just wants to talk
How do I find a jasper gf?
>>679377
Then what was the fucking point?
>>679436
You can't.
They don't exist.
>>679407
no wonder marty ditched her
layers and layers of uglyness
>>679437
Gave us something to do for a few minutes.
What's the point of anything, maaaaan?
>>679450
I finished the cock cocoa. I almost choked on a pubic hair.
>>679457
Replace Steven with Amethyst and you got me diamonds
Fuck the world, Vidalia was sex and still is
>Jasper will never carry you into her private quarters
>Jasper will never gently lie you down on a king size bed
>she will never strip you of all your clothes
>she will never look over you, planting kisses from you neck, to your inner thigh
>she will never remove her leggings granting you access to her
>she will never slowly drop down on your member
>she will never crush your pelvis
>she will never pay your medical bill
>she will never be real
>>679475
also >>679433 she changed it right as i was making that post, wow
>>679475
Stop that
>>679471
I do prefer Amethyst /ss/ over what is typically posted.
She'd probably tease Steven throughout all his teenage years, even when he starts dating Connie.
>>678680
Why is this picture so big when it's mostly her head
>>679433
And the full body is much smaller?
>>679475
>Jasper will never drag you struggling down a starkly lit hall, backhanding you into silence and throwing you bodily into the room
>She will never grab you by the hair and throw you again, with even more anger, onto the bed
>She'll never threaten you by saying she'll get a destabilizer down your throat if the clothes aren't off in 30 seconds
>She will never rip her leggings open to show you whatever horrifying thing she's shapeshifted down there as her bared teeth gleam in the dark, and her eyes seem to glow
>She will never climb on the bed and towards you like an awkward, angry, starved animal
>She will never crush your pelvis and leave you hurt and sobbing in bed as she leaves with an unsatisfied grunt
>She will HELL NO pay your medical bills, that's your problem do you have any idea how much an ER visit costs, no I don't care if this breaks your flow, the cost of a reconstructive hip surgery after taking whatever a giant rock gives you, fft, $90,000 at BEST
>>679518
We need an actual followup of that pic
>>679539
Good.
>>679518
No! Dammit, Steven! Replace STEVEN with Amethyst.
>>679537
what is resizing
Where is the futa Jasper art?
>>679551
There is one.
>>679556
Dang, misread. Yeah, Vidalia x Amethyst is just as good.
>>679568
In the trash, where it belongs.
>>679559
>>679559
the thing is no one seems to have the large version of her full body image
>jasper shattering pelvis's
>why?
>>679569
an ACTUAL follow up
>>679575
Hold on a second please
>>678932
punch her square in the fucking face
>>679586
that is the actual followup
get outta here with your bull/ss/hit
>>679586
That's what happened afterwards though. It is a follow-up.
>>679436
hit the gym
>>679579
Please don't be mean to Lapis, she tries her best.
>>679568
well it ain't Jasper but it fits the template
>>679614
why doesn't lapis smoke weed?
>>679556
>>679614
Always bully the Lapis
ALL YA NIGGAS BOOBOO
>>679626
Because she prefers oils and edibles, obviously, she's like freakin' 98.7% water
Post tentadick rape
>>679614
What about Methpis?
>>679598
OK?
>>679626
Because she doesn't want to.
>>679633
Anon no.
>>679626
>you will never be at your house lighting a bong
>you will never hear a knock at your door
>you will never open the door to see lapis shyly standing there
>you will never hear her complain about the smell
>you will never plop down on the couch with her
>you will never take another hit as lapis watches curiosly
>you will never hear her ask if she could try
>you will never pass her the bong
>you will never watch her hold the smoke in like a pro for 30 seconds
>you will never order pizza, watch blues clues, and cuddle for the rest of the afternoon
>lapis will never be real
>>679575
https://twitter.com/brid__raccoon/status/672161874922725376
This is the tweet where i got >>679433
http://brideake.tumblr.com/
this is her now perfectly functional tumblr
remember, it's not :large
it's :orig
>>679650
Go ahead, I guess.
I'd like to dedicate this extra sexy edit to all the freaks in the thread today!!!!!!!
>>679694
you ruined it
way to go autismo
Post tentadick rape
>>679650
The fuck is this
>>679701
Not my fault you can't get on board with my erotic new fetish
>>679709
It's Lapis!
>>679664
ANON YES
Dubs-Raped by Pearl
Trips-Raped by Amy
Quads-Garnet
Quints-Lapis
Sexts-Jasper
>>679539
>Jasper will never leave you once she's beaten you down to a pathetic wreck
>Lapis will never pick you up and take care of you after you've been abandoned
>She will never lovingly dick you while whispering it's okay into your ear
>She will never fight Jasper when she comes around to get back her property
>>679737
Rolling for Garnet.
>>679737
>Sexts-Jasper
This wont be possible in some time dingus
>>679518
I know you do proper /ss/, I've seen it. Stop teasing my dick like this.
>>679671
that's ok i have a pearl. she loves weed when she's by herself.
>>679644
noted.
>>679694
this is a new great fetish just look at this.
>>679752
nor will be her escaping from her watery hell
so it's fitting
>>679737
roll
>>679741
Wait, Lapis cuddling ME? That sounds lov-
WAIT A SECOND,
LAPIS WOULDN'T CUDDLE A GLACIER IF YOU PAID HER IN HEROIN AND CHEAP WINE, THIS IS A TRICK
>>679741
>jasper will never kill lapis
>she will never break down the door to your room
>she will never pick you up by the waist
>she will never fucking rip you in half
>she will never bite off your penis from your severed legs
>she will never give you a small peck on the cheek, before everything goes dark
>>679737
R0LL
you fags ready for christmas parties tomorrow?
>tfw my aunt is going AA so that means no one is allowed to drink tomorrow
fuck that shit i'm at least showing up lit
>>679797
No, I don't really like Christmas.
>>679797
Fuck that, I got work tomorrow.
The less skin you see on a girl, the more you wanna see it. Fully clothes gems pls
>>679688
>>679688
Nice!
but the resolution is down compared to these >>679433
>>678680
even if it's just a little bit but still finally a bigger image
>>679777
[spoiler]She's doing it to spite Jasper, but eventually she starts to like you.[/spoiler]
>>679435
Excuse the extra space.
>>679797
Does anybody else in your senpai know about SU?
>>679641
Having been around a substantial amount of both, I can attest these stereotypes are absolutely true. Append to the bottom "Liberal: flighty, quick to abandon and judge those found socially distasteful. Conservative: Will stick with their assumptions and stances on anyone and anything, regardless of changing circumstances".
Neither is necessarily good or bad, but it can be annoying to see younger liberals instantly abandon someone because of accusations, regardless of said accusations being verified or not. It's also infuriating to see older conservatives refuse to change their opinions on anyone, regardless of new information.
>>679810
"I cant, I'm taking a massive shite"
>>679806
fuck man same, I am out the door at 9am and back in at midnight and I'll be damned if a single second of that is going to be spent on anything but work
>>679803
well bite the bullet anon because we're going in deep
we all gonna make it senpai
>>679785
well yeah she will never bite off my penis because i dont have a penis
ask yourselves why any of you would let a /freak/ near you?
they're depraved heartless fascists
>>679810
"sapphie get out here NOW i didn't mean it"
>>679836
if I have to live on the same planet as Muslims, I'm sure I can manage a gem or two.
>>679810
I love it, buddo. The world needs more domestic violence Ruby and Sapphire.
>>679300
pearl on a curb with a beanie and bottle of rolling rock in her hand or hell just a long neck will do
it's cool if you don't want to
>>679846
"I can't. I'm in my swamp TAKING A BIG OGRE SHIT."
>>679797
>fuck that shit i'm at least showing up lit
what an asshole.
>>679797
My uncle passed away this year and he's usually the one who calls out the names and hands out the presents that family members put under the tree when they attend. He was a big part of our Christmas.
So it's probably going to be very depressing.
At least there will be lots of homemade tamales!
>>679851
>quick jab at the muslims
you 40 or british?
>>679834
that's probably worse cuz then she's gonna keep you alive
>>679809
Turned by her into a knocked up and often-neglected housewife of a sleazy blue petulant fuck who looks like a creepy murder nymph? ...Ok.
>>679849
Guess I've got brain problems lel
4chan won't let me post it because it's a duplicate image, but here you go
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVP_qaxUwAA5ltr.png:large
>>679797
>parties
My feet will hurt
Post tentadick rape
>>679810
I don't like Ruby and Sapphire but now I'm starting to feel bad for Sapphire and hate Ruby, is this normal?
>>679886
get drunk and bring some weed you boring prick
>>679815
my cousin knows about it but he's a tumblr fag so go figure, my brother watches it with me sometimes when he comes up to visit, and my niece and nephew dig it
besides my family is too busy not giving a shit about SU to yell at a cousin of mine who's a brony
feels good man
>>679898
no
>>679899
Weed is for degenerates, and I don't really drink
>>679898
She probably had it coming, anon. She can be very rude. She should know by now.
>>679836
>implying Homeworld did anything wrong
I bet those humans attacked first.
>>679918
It's for cool kids, anon. Not that you would know.
>>679918
so what your saying is that your under 20
>>679849
I have and it still doesn't show any larger images
If you can find one please post it
>>679891
You post it
>>679918
Why are you so boring?
>degenerate
Please, tell me /pol/ hasn't brainwashed you.
Sup /sug/
There's a tornado warning in all the counties around me.
Post comfy gems
>>679836
>>679949
Not subjecting yourself to harmful substances isn't boring, it's rational.
>>679925
your making excuses for cruelty to an inferior species.
>>679950
>>679959
She has a point.
>>679935
They're just civilized.
>>679891
tentadicks are boring
I mean they're gems, they could sprout some truly horrific shit to make it feel like a colony of giant fire ants is trying to work its way through you, but you gotta go with a literal colored blob
Dank thread?
>>679964
boring and delusional
perfect traits for a fag like you
keep up that dare pride :)
>>679849
>>679940
>>679880
:orig
use :orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVP_qaxUwAA5ltr.png:orig
It doesn't change anything in this case, but it'll make a difference for some images.
It gives you duplicate because i already posted it >>679433
>>679973
then take an edible and chill in your room for the next 6 hours, people being obnoxious does not preclude your enjoyment of the thin- wait this is 4chan
>>679920
You're probably right, what was I thinking...
>>679964
>subjecting yourself to harmful substances
You know what the fuck kind of air you're breathing right now?
Or how anything from a cherry tomato to fucking poultry is genetically modified? How your body reacts to those hormones?
How fucking processed food is made? What additives do they use?
Or are you really that brainwashed by /pol/ and their non-degenerate silly guideline?
>>679967
now that's just fucking uncool
>>679973
Annoying in what way exactly? Do you hang around with them? Are they your friends? Tell them to stop smoking in your face, it's that simple.
If you're referring to any potential attitude then don't buy in the stereotype
>>680014
Knock it off with the /pol/ shit if you want a single person to take you seriously.
>>679918
What a fuckin geek
Buddy you're not gonna amount to shit no matter what you put in your body
>>679737
How about this?
Post number ends in:
>1: Steven
>2: Pearl
>3: Sucrose
>4: Greg's Murdecock
>5: Onion
>6: Jasper
>7: Lapis
>8: Peridot
>9: The cluster
>0: Uncle Grandpa
>Dubs: Gangbang of 4 gems
>Trips: This whole thread of /sug/
>>679967
You're making excuses for the genocide of a superior species.
>>680023
>degenerate
Keep using /pol/ buzzwords, child.
>>680042
That's why nobody is taking your post seriously friendo
>>680046
Feeling lucky.
You know I wish before I tried weed someone had explained to me what it does, including the fact that taking decent strong edibles makes you feel like a freaking sex demon, because god DAMN
>>680046
rollling
>>680064
No longer feeling lucky.
>>680070
Why do you hang around a bunch of retards then?
>>680046
Yeah sure why not. Christmas Eve trash compactor party games.
>>680077
Greg wins them all
>>680070
>It's like hanging around a bunch of retards
Sounds like /sug/
>You smoke weed good for you, now fuck off
you know what might make you less of a mad little bitch?
blazing on some ganja, mon
>>680043
It is, because they're two different images of a work that's still in progress that's not yet posted to her tumblr
That WIP is from December 2 so expect it maybe next year.
>>679737
>>680046
rolling for sum luvv
>>680092
Ah man. I was raped by Pearl? Lame. I bet she cried after it was over.
>>679694
let me get the original mate
>>680046
I want him inside me.
>>680049
>being ganged up on by homeworld sympathizers.
>rationalizing ecosystem destruction for personal gain
you can clearly see where my bias comes from.
>>680046
Here I go
>>679932
>>680023
you don't know anything about weed do you anon?
or anything about hard drugs or alcohol for that matter?
oh what am i saying of course you don't
keep up that pol pride mate :)
>>680046
rolling for for tiger stripes
>>680120
It's only fair
>>680113
I don't actually have it saved. Pretty sure it's by gnome-no though, if you wanna look it up.
>>680104
>I am glad I live in Beach City where the people are nicer
>>680124
>lol I won because I used a smiley face :)
>>680046
fuck it i'm in
>>680127
Congrats. You scored a suicidal meth addict.
>>680124
leave him alone
not his fault he is a gullible kid
What would you get your favorite gem for christmas?
Replica Medieval weaponary
>>680046
roll
>>680023
>>680144
>thinks arguments are something which you win or lose
>repeats the same smiley face that made him buttmad
>still doesn't counter argument
Jesus Christ, and you call yourself a /pol/ack?
Where's your logic now?
>>680149
i am happy
>>680046
All in baby
>>680101
ok then I'll wait
>>680166
Fuck me, this is not what I wanted.
>>680046
JASPER HERE I COME
>>680046
I want Jasper to murder my cock.
>>680118
>reproduction necessary to continue the species is petty personal gain
>b-but it hurts the hummies ;'^(
You have an alternative that isn't "lol fusion?"
>>680144
damn straight i won you little shit
>>680191
>murder my cock
>murder cock
>gets Steven
WITCHCRAFT
>>679734
ANON NO
>>679300
Bad Pearl hugging a beaten Sapphire saying she won't let Ruby hurt her so long as she's around.
>>680202
If your species needs to commit genocide to reproduce then maybe it should die out.
>>680191
Dammit Steven. Get out of here.
>>680118
God Rose is huge there. Just. I forget how fucking MASSIVE she is. Bigger than Jasper. She could... it'd be so easy for her to just crush Pearl in her arms.
oh god it's happening again this is worse than jasper
>>680046
Rolling for a 7 or 8
>>680202
It's not like earth is the only planet they could fuck up. Hell, they could use mars or mercury even for gem production. What makes earth so special as to NEED to kill off all life on it?
If you're chopping down a tree in a forest and you notice a birds nest with eggs in it, wouldnt you move to another tree?
>>680178
Second best, good enough
>>680172
I ain't pol you shithead, fuck off already we get it you smoke what the fuck do you wanna hear
>>680147
>lapis
i'm alright with this
>>680216
ANON YES
>>680115
Fuck.
>>680119
FUCK!
>>680241
>uses the word "degenerates"
>not /pol/
whatever you say :^)
>>680245
Good luck with your freaky Onion sex.
>>680231
>just wanting to curl up and die in those arms.
>>680261
Words exist, buddo. It wasn't invented by some obscure imageboard.
>>680046
Rolling!
>>680236
No. Birds are animals, their lives don't matter.
>>680271
ohhhhh God I haven't seen that image before why is she so GIANT AND STRONG god please just make me a Pearl so a Rose can come and break me in two
>>680278
yeah because it's not like /pol/ popularized the use of the word on this website or anything
>>680241
we want to hear you admit that you're a dipshit and then we want you to stop posting forever
thanks man, I appreciate it. Jah bless
![SUS01E51 The Return.mp4_snapshot_10.22_[2015.12.07_21.26.44].png](https://i.imgur.com/C6aae5l.png "SUS01E51 The Return.mp4 snapshot 10.22 [2015.12.07 21.26.44]")
>>680046
I WANT HER I NEED HER
NEED HER TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED
>>680046
Please let me get Steven.
>>680158
>Peridot
YES.
>>680292
I don't really pay attention to that sorta thing.
>>680241
>this guy is doing something i don't like
>i better tell him he's a dick instead of ignoring him like all the other fags in this thread do
>yeah that'll do
implying i want to hear anything from your bitch ass
>>680296
Aww ye.
Guess who's getting laid tonight!
>>680251
anon no
>>680299
>sudden soft gentle rumbling comes from beneath
>the entire continent
>it sounds vaguely like 'Ara ara~'
Oh shit, you'll never guess what I found.
>>680317
Then stop posting and acting like smoking weed makes you 10000% better then people that don't, god you're like a fucking vegan
>>680341
happiness?
>>680290
could you imagine the feeling of loss pearl is experiencing 12 years after the fact?
>>680327
Anon I need her sobbing and hopeless and feverishly looking for a way to end the nightmare that is her existence which she will never find
>>680341
your real father?
>>680278
i've never seen its use outside of 4chan and even rarely ever use by anyone who isn't trying to be a holier than thou type like you
>>680345
>acting like smoking weed makes you 10000% better then people that don't
But you're the one who insulted people who smoked weed in the first place.
>>680345
>god you're like a fucking vegan
?
>>680363
He asked why I don't then this fag starting yelling /POL/!!!!! /POL/!!!!!
>>679949
>>680357
good request, suffering pearl approved.
>>680353
>so huge even sitting down she's up to Pearl
ok I lost that's it I'm off to find fics where Rose is 8 feet of raw power and breaks girls in the most motherly way possible
>>680241
All you need is a toke of da good ganja man. Your problems will float away
>>680386
that is an insult. stop being a faggot, you started it.
>>680397
I don't speak nigger, nor do I want too
>>680357
No you don't anon, no you don't.
>>680386
Are you autistic? :-)
>>680406
Shouldn't have gotten triggered then
>>680395
bring back loving examples of over stimulation and soft dom and we wish you the best of luck!
>>680397
>pearl
>not sniper
This is someone fetish I hope
>>680411
I
NEED
IT
So which gem is going to experience the joy of childbirth?
>>680386
>weed is for degenerates
nice non-insult, autismo
>>680352
i swear I'd seen someone post start at: on a youtube link on 4chan.
the relevant part is at the end.
>>680479
What does the chingchong say?
>>680486
Steven is.
>>680434
wait hold on I'm at the door, you implying you got some? you know some? Cuz I need some hardcore giant rock woman vicious domming the everloving fuck out of any girl stupid enough to be in arm's reach here
>>680432
>complain when people shit talk you after you shit talk them
I want Jasper to back me into a corner and ask me if I like 'big' gems.
>>680500
"Please do it, punish me"
"You know I deserve it, Jasper"
>>680479
No you don't, you're just addicted to it. Seek help.
>>680407
Just chill senpai, stop the choke and toke up a smoke
>>680556
>my comment triggered him
I think the one that's triggered is you. Get over it, the weed argument was over a long time ago.
>>680556
>Yes that's right,my comment triggered him, and now won't shut up because I "insulted" him
go back to reddit, assmad gamer girl
>>680584
my god kill yourself capt autismo
you're worse than cameron
Friendly reminder if you don't smoke you're a doofus.
>>680510
only thing i have for you. i wish i had more rose pearl images.war
>>680587
You're still replying
Stupid fucking degenerate scum I hope you all choke and die
>>680045
can i have the original pic pl0x?
>>680226
Ruby came out wonky as hell but i'm too lazy to fix it
>>680592
Eh, weed is like grass.
Would kill for a cig right now though
>>680599
So are you. What's the point?
>>678140
When is it going to be unbanned? The moment the episode airs, some time before it, or what?
Lizard dick anyone?
>>680604
Butthurt babby
Salty tears fall from your babby ass face
Cause your ass is so mad
>>680587
>you're worse than cameron
Pretty safe to say everyone is, friend!!!!!!
Not a slight btw guys, you're all great. I'm just better is all!!!
Arguing on the internet is fun guys
>>680610
This makes me sad
>>680623
Let it go already
>>678140
Anon don't you have this in a big res?
>>680636
Someone's /TRIGGERED/
>>680651
Then quit replying.
I will kill all who smoke weed in my presence.
>>680522
>Rose backs you into a corner, which forces you to look UP
>You know you're going to die, but she just has the most beautiful smile
>She even strokes your hair as you shake violently, unable to force yourself to move
>Leans down to look you right in the eye as you realize how massively she towers, still with that hypnotic smile
>Sighs as she strokes your face, so she can lean in, kiss your cheek, and tell you it'll be fast
>And all you can do is helplessly let her throw her tremendous arms around you, and gently embrace the entirety of you with more and more terrible strength as she cradles the life out of you, your final moments knowing nothing but the thunder of her heart, the darkness of her body pressed to yours, and the immense warmth
>She doesn't drop you, she lies you down, and wipes the tears out of your empty, peaceful eyes
>>680661
Nigger you're STILL relying
>>680667
*unsheathes katana*
So what will the first White Diamond loyal gem we meet be like?
My hope is for some kind of buddhist monk.
>>680686
So are you. Why do you feel the compulsion to reply back? Just quit it.
Change of topic.
>>680698
a corpse-o
>>680658
Yeah, you.
>>680667
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
What is /sug/ listening to?
>>680705
I asked you first, now quit replying
>>680689
*teleports behind you*
>>680721
My heart
>>680609
It's in last thread
If you want it enough you'll go look yourself
>>680721
My own laughter.
>>680725
Then stop replying back.
We about to hit image limit
Who got the backup thread?
>>680726
*cuts you in half before you can do anything*
Do you guys think Jamie will try going after Jasper when/if she joins the Crystal Gems?
>>680749
Don't worry, I'm on it.
>>680758
*use my other half to bit your finger toes*
>>680721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLyQdpaYwto
I listen to this all the time, it gets me, y'know?
>36 (yous)
Fucking Christ you people are pathetic
>>680478
ganguro is shit my nigger
>>680768
>Jamie is sitting at the beach, feeling depressed
>Jasper comes out of the water after finally getting away from Lapis, looking beaten
>Once Jasper reaches the shore she falls right in front of Jamie out of exhaustion
>He just hit the jackpot
>>680478
not really, i think looks kinda cool
>>680753
And you're still replying.
>>680792
37
>>680792
I got 19, new high score.
>>680792
what can I say? you're doing an EPIC job!!!!!!
>>680792
The one who cares about repleis is you.
You're even more pathetic.
>>680824
Truly pathetic
>>680860
I'm not in this fight but I want the last word
memes
>>680768
>Jasper is thrown from the battle after Malachite splits up
>Flies through the air into Beach City
>Comes crashing down through Jamie's roof
>Lands on top of Jamie as he is eating dinner
>The actor looks at the giant orange woman whose girth is currently crushing the life out of him
>"Death, where is thy sting?"
>>680860
Don't worry, we both think you're pathetic
>>680868
Take it then
next thread better be aaaaaall about cute little peri-cherry
>>680905
Thanks
>>680335
I had too.
>>680967
Fuck off nigger
>>680967
>Nice try defending your shitty weed
>scraping the bottom of the barrell to get a last reply because that gets your dick hard
Autismo.
>>680975
>says the one smoking weed
W O W
O
W
>>681007
You can stop replying anytime now, nothing is stopping you
Posting cute.
>>681010
I'm not the fagot you're arguing with I WANT THE LAST SAY IN THIS ARGUMENT NOW FUCK OFF TO THE NEXT ONE
You're supposed to be better than this /sug/.
>>681072
Pretty much though.
>>681078
Then don't call me a nigger, I also lied
STEVEN IS A CUTIE! A CUTIE!
>>681108
nigger
>>681030
Nothing is stopping me, that's right,
But what's stopping you?
>>681220
>Just jack off and go to sleep or something.
That sounds really good right now
>>681197
How is that stopping you? Do you know what ignoring is?
Just getting a kick outta you.
