HG thread
>>4024257
Can you even into the Deandre saga? There's a huge subsection of memery you're ignorant of.
>>4024290
Here's the thing, I do popular memes, not shitty memes, ok?
>>4024214
So how are you feeling about Trump winning soon?
>>4024249
You're too easy to tease.
>>4024251
No.
>>4024134 (Urotsuki)
...That doesn't mean I can stop trying.
>>4024167 (Exorcist guy)
I haven't gotten this far in my laugh, shunning magic and the divine alike and survived for no reason.
>>4024266
Most won't find petty, emotionally charged banter respectable.
>>4024303
Popular as in known by millions? I have bad news for you.
>>4024303
What do you think of this meme?
It's popular of /a/ and /tg/ I believe
>>4024241
Hopefully it is soon.
>>4024251
You would have to provide me a good reason.
>>4024270
He sent a creature made up of hundreds of those after me. That night is when the nightmares started to appear.
>>4024299
It will be delivered soon.
>>4024335
>pokes chest
>>4024325
I'm not making banters, I'm actually being serious. Are you with me or not mom?
>>4024330
>millions
only millions?
>>4024333
those are shit boards, we don't go to shit boards.
>>4024239
Happier? Nah, I don't really think you could say that, but maybe a little bit.
More like it'd save me the work from trying to take you out.
>>4024282
Ho-ly shiiiit, how'd I guess? Your types are pretty common, actually, but it's usually priests taking advantage of little boys instead of popes trying to commit genocide.
>>4024315
You're making it sound like you live in Hell during a war with a drought or something. I'm sure it can't be THAT bad, I know plenty of successful Atheists with pretty simple lives.
>>4024361
I'm with you, and I'll always be with you. But it is my job to provide you with a different way if looking at things. I simply what what I believe to be best for you.
>>4024362
I have more bad news if you think most memes are known by more than millions
>>4024310
I don't care
>>4024309
Just... why... There are probably far better people out there than the candidates running.
>>4024398
Thou shalt slay thyself henceforth
>>4024394
O-okay, I'll try to be nicer next time.
>>4024335
I would like to apologize if you're okay with it...
>>4024214
Oh. That's kinda true, right?
>>4024270
I don't want to be a monster, I want friends. And a normal body. That's why I left.
>>4024288
Gh....
>glare
Thinking about yourself that way will make it so.
>>4024315
I hope you do.
...But I can't stay here any longer. My head is killing me... So I'll leave for now.
>>4024335
REally, now...
It sounds like I need to have a talk with him.
>she revs her chainsaw
Excuse me for now, Rammy...~
Farewell for now.
>>4024310
Then how do you know you wouldn't like it?
>>4024335
Alright, I understand.
>>4024399
Oi, you agree this is a better flag design than a fucking leaf, right?
>>4024414
And posthaste.
>>4024396
Listen here, if you want me to recognize your meme, how about you submit an entry inside me?
>>4024398
Why would you worry about me anyways?
>>4024429
I don't remember saying that.
I just said I like it this way.
>>4024363
Hehehe. Try "man-eating-monster-infested place where the only areas particularly safe from those are also jam-packed with religious nutsos that view technology as a novelty at best, and heresy at worst".
>>4024421
I could never let myself stop...be seeing you, Urotsuki.
>>4024436
Eh. I think we're better off without you. You seem like a cancerous little shit.
>>4024436
>submit an entry inside me?
>>4024436
>you will never have a chance to see inside the meme stomach of kym-chan
>>4024363
Oh cry to your main god. Unless I were to fed him or her to Aldrich. Because of me he becomes known as Aldrich, devourer of Gods.
>>4024421
I meant more 'bout how exhaustion erodes your, y'know...ability 'ta function. Seeya 'round.
>>4024436
I want to rape kym-chan so she can never become a wizard
>>4024436
so wait, how old are you?
>>4024399
Bernie was the better than that brainless criminal of a candidate.
>>4024441
You is friend. I care for my friends and want them safe
>>4024436
>submit an entry inside me
>>4024441
You should grow it out!
>>4024436
>submit
>inside of me
>lewd tendency noises
>>4024363
Fine. I will not kill again.
>>4024357
*she stares at you*
Did you find enjoyment in that?
>>4024417
I will accept it.
>>4024421
I will ask you not to kill him. I do not want him to die yet. If I get tired of him, then we could do it together. Farewell.
>>4024429
...
Urotsuki asked me the same thing earlier.
>>4024476
How sweet.
>>4024481
No.
>>4024488
>grabs chest
Yes
>>4024418
But yes, I don't like killing. Most of the people I've met here are a pretty nice group, so I would never try to kill them
>>4024431
Too Russian, and the brown on red is ugly. No.
>>4024476
He was differently the most competent out of the three, but I don't think he would of gotten too much done during his term.
If the winner is still here, here is their prize.
>>4024505
Yeah, cause the cool kids definitely didn't like sports, right?
Wait, no, that's the opposite of true.
>>4024505
H-Hey, d-don't eat me, I-I was only memeing...
>>4024505
Are you preparing your hands for jerking off dudes during a gangbang?
>>4024510
Thank you!
>>4024503
If he doesn't die in office. As well if the House wasn't getting in way.
>>4024497
It's my nature.
>>4024449
...Huh. Yeah, that's.. Alright, I'll give you points on that one. Sounds pretty shitty.
What's your deal with magic?
>>4024467
Cry? Hah. No, I don't think you really get it. Us Exorcists actually pretty rarely rely on God, if at all. It's mostly just his words and a few choice chants here and there that really matter.
>>4024488
There we go. That wasn't too hard, right? Jeez, Yukio'd kick my ass for letting you off like this, so be grateful.
It's mostly just 'cause there're way too many criminals across every universe to ever exist to even THINK I'd have a chance at bagging all of 'em. Besides, my job's demons, not people.
>>4024505
DON'T MENTION CHARACTER AGE
>>4024518
I am one, I am a fellow memer.
>>4024525
I'm not into vore, I just want to rub your anime tiddies.
>>4024529
Hey, as long as they are giving me views.
>>4024510
Nederpitou
>>4024488
Did she? She must have had a reason, I'm only asking out of curiosity.
>>4024497
>He makes eye contract and holds it.
...
>>4024550
I don't have anime tiddies, don't talk to me or my penis ever again.
>>4024505
>>4024550
>Hey, as long as they are giving me views.
>>4024550
You're about as cool as Duke basketball.
>>4024546
What's wrong Anon? don't you want to be the pedobear and bounce on my butt?
>>4024572
Fine.
>>4024577
Come on Penguin, don'tcha want a new body to touch? leave that pink ball for now.
>>4024500
*her expression stays the same*
I fail to understand why.
>>4024538
It was not hard to lie. And that is a fair enough reason.
>>4024530
You are welcome.
>>4024556
Her reasoning was that if she could not find a purpose.
>>4024550
Sweet. Bend over and start screaming after I put it in
>>4024595
It's fun for me
>>4024584
Yeah!
>>4024598
who said you were the one on top?
>>4024538
Without those words and chants, you would be a normal human.. I say someone here needs a miracle of power bestowed upon him. Join me and I'll grant you power to be a demon slayer.
>>4024593
From one meme to another: bestiality ain't right.
>>4024537
Which it would, considering a conservative majority in the house if I recall. Either way, I'm not thrilled with the final two.
>>4024610
Bad news. Duke basketball is in the top 5 least cool things on the planet
>>4024610
Now now, let's not turn this rape into necrophilia
>>4024595
So what's your bloodlust about? You don't look like a killer. Hell, you even remind me a bit of my mentor. You both like showing off y-.. Well, you're both flashy.
>>4024622
Man, you're talking to the guy that kicked Satan's ass while he was in high school.
I'm not interested in whatever "power" you've got to give me, bro.
What are you listening to HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6qvtlNbb4
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&spfreload=1
>>4024595
That's a little odd don't you think..?
>>4024631
Brush it or grow it out, or both.
>>4024610
Know anything about Titus get the cross?
>>4024624
I support Trump half heartedly
>>4024538
Simply-put, I hate it. Mankind, at the least where I'm from, has come to rely on it to the point of shunning anything else.
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKGUgOfD8U
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4k1IK_o59M
>>4024656
>Hey GiIvaSunner channel listener.
>>4024656
https://youtu.be/QeuW6WB4e5k
>Don't ask.
>>4024655
What in the name of the profound flame is a Satan..?
Sounds like an excuse of a name.
>>4024656
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWcFOgrCGHc
>>4024623
What about forced bestiality?
>>4024639
well now it's the first coolest things.
>>4024641
Jokes on you, I can't die until the website dies.
>>4024670
Nope.
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8I1Hku8GQk
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWOE2yICWI
>>4024656
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v%3D7jTgkTEDDog
>>4024608
Why do you find it fun?
>>4024655
It was what I was accomplished to do. Even after I have been discarded, it still persists inside of me. I assume flashy means my choice of wears. Or lack of.
>>4024666
Not really. I feel the same way sometimes. I agreed to it.
>>4024704
It's this bascially
>>4024666
None of the above.
>>4024335
That's sort of expectation runs on a two way street. Mutual respect is required of the two of you if you wish to see an end to your animosity.
>>4024670
I haven't made up my mind still. Frankly I'm not sure if I want to, it's not a fun or clear cut choice, eh?
>>4024704
So I can choke you while I fuck you all I want? Great!
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FL9IMr9kg
>>4024656
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>4024720
I got you covered comrade
>>4024671
They hate everything else? No way. I'd die if you took me away from the internet for more than a week.
>>4024693
Y'know, Satan. The God of Gehenna. The Lord of all things evil. The strongest demon to ever exist. Dad.
All those things.
>>4024714
Somethin' like that, yeah. So, basically that's all you know. Well hell, that isn't all that bad. Maybe we just gotta find you some hobbies. You like to cook?
How do you guys RP so good
I wish I was a good RPer
>>4024762
This is all you need to know
>kissu
>>4024720
Want me to put on the cat-ears to make it seem better?
>>4024730
ok, I'm not that bad.
>>4024741
yep, do it fast before Don sees.
>>4024656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_Kk
>>4024714
Is that what you really feel like sometimes?..
>>4024733
>he grumbles and maintains the eye contact.
Why not?
>>4024762
Tweet!
(You just gotta believe in yourself!)
Tweet tweet!
(You just gotta believe!)
>>4024776
Alight, I will. Strip whore
>>4024776
I... I'd rather do it with someone special ta me. So stop it. I won't be havin' it.
>>4024758
Try "feudal Japan" levels of technology and cultural development.
>>4024762
(Observe the character in their natural habitat.)
>>4024789
It's upsetting you.
>>4024758
That does not exist in my land. Only the flames of chaos which gave birth to demons and the abyss, which corruptes the only creature with a soul, Turing them to into feral beast.
>>4024776
Also small favor. Can you time down the lewd stuff. Making me uncomfortable
>>4024790
>you just gotta believe
Parappa the rappa ava when
>>4024762
>take an OC
>make up your own shit
>Suddenly you are good
>>4024805
That's a slightly modified, really old shitpost
>>4024799
>I'd rather do it with someone special ta me.
Like escargoon?
>>4024797
>
>>4024799
Okay, I'll wear the bird costume then.
>>4024822
tell the anon that.
>>4024800
>not Roman Empire
Fucking Pleb
>>4024734
Okay. I will try to be more respectful to your son.
>>4024758
I have been fixing that 'problem' of mine. I find myself attached to cute things.
>>4024789
As I have stated, sometimes. That breakdown I had a few nights ago was one of the times I felt that way. But hearing it come from her surprised me. I felt empty after hearing that.
>>4024823
>I dunno. Maybe when the planets align and Hell freezes over.
>>4024836
Anon, I ain't gay.
Don't go openin' up that can o' worms now.
>>4024845
T-THAT WON'T DO ANYTHIN' EITHER!
>>4024823
I GOTTA BELIEVE
>>4024797
Stop please.
>>4024845
>fugs you and cumms inside
>u like this
>>4024862
Filly costume? look I'm not judging you or anything, but this one is weird.
>>4024848
You think I said that positively? You think I had a CHOICE?
>>4024858
Thats a cute bird
>>4024862
Snails are hermaphrodites DDD. Just ask Escargoon to be a female and it will be ok
>>4024819
>He breaks eye contact and crosses his arms.
Not in the slightest...
>>4024855
H-hey cheer up, you two can always chop off one of my limbs or something for fun..?
>>4024876
>DON'T STOP.
>BELIEVING.
>HOLD ONTO THAT FEELING!
>>4024881
>the sperm gets deadpooled, the comment section gets locked, the gallery gets locked, the threads about it gets locked.
>>4024845
Can you control yourself?
>>4024826
And you're just an anon with no credible character. Come on and give it a shot. Try everything.
>>4024886
Tweet.
(Thank you, sir.)
>>4024882
That's just disgustin' now.
>>4024889
He's usually male, so he's gonna stay male. I ain't into any kinky things like that, so stop it.
>>4024896
Curses, foiled again!
>>4024903
Depends, are you gonna turn my safety on?
>>4024917
fiiiiiiine.
>>4024918
Haha! the Mods strike again!
>>4024800
That's horrible. I'd hate to live there, actually. I don't know how you do it. Why don't you just leave?
>>4024820
So, let me just get a few things straight. Are you human or not? You sure don't look it.
>>4024855
Cute things, huh? Hold on just a sec, I've got the thing just for you.
Kuro? Oi, KURO! Where the fuck are you?
>A small black cat appears out of nowhere and hops up onto his shoulder.
There y'are. Ram, this is my familiar, Kuro. Kuro, this is Ram.
>>4024904
Listen fur ball, if you think I was the one asking, I'd like to purchase the vacant lot between your ears.
Ragamamuuuh humnug
![Kirby Right Back at Ya HD Episode 1 Kirby Comes to Cappy Town.mp4_snapshot_01.14_[2016.06.26_19.47.17].png](https://i.imgur.com/9zt68Ij.png "Kirby Right Back at Ya HD Episode 1 Kirby Comes to Cappy Town.mp4 snapshot 01.14 [2016.06.26 19.47.17]")
>>4024889
>>4024929
>turns on safety
I will always have you on safety
>>4024944
What is it sir?
Don't tell me you don't want to be a sexy gal once in a while. I can read it in your eyes
>>4024891
Suuure.
>>4024958
Come on.
turn me on. my safety on I mean.
>>4024929
Damn you meme girl, damn yooooooou!
>>4024823
>>4024876
>>4024895
https://youtu.be/0s7cntB6ljQ
>>4024823
>It's going to require alot of rhymes and rhythm to RP Parappa. So unfortunately never. I want this to happen so badly now.
>>4024931
I abandoned my humanity ages ago. When I first held my profound great sword
>>4024931
Because it's still my homeland. I don't care if it was sealed off from the rest of the world, I'll drag it to the light of technology with my bare hands, the whole of it kicking and screaming behind me, if I have to!
>>4024891
Even though I agreed with her request, I told her that she will never end that way and she told me that she does not want to.
>>4024931
*she begins to stare intensely at the cat*
>patiently waiting for new game
>>4024974
I was really feeling you back then, but now I've gotta go post lew- I mean post meme pages.
>goes away
Where's beetle-kun?
>>4025015
In a noose.
Hopefully.
>>4024970
I don't get upset over... Little things like that.
>>4024979
What do you mean? What did she mean? I'm a little confused now..
>>4024935
I don't.
Oh, by the way, congrats on making the people in Leaveland happy about the local sports teams for about, oh, 2 days at best! You and the team really gave it your all!
>>4024971
I did. I will do it slow
>slowly switches you to safety
>>4025015
I assume he's ded because of all the shitposting.
Just wut did he do anyways?
>>4024989
Patience is a virtue for the unambitious. Show some initiative for once in your life, kid.
>>4025015
Made himself a target, got picked off. He'll be back in a few days
>>4025024
Hm. I don't buy it.
>>4025027
I don't know who you think you're talking to, but it ain't me. Scratch the property purchase proposal, I think the neighborhood is too far gone.
>>4024975
Eyup. Thought so. Alright, lemme just..
>He clears his throat and raises his hand towards the tall man in armor.
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none..
>He continues jabbering on and on, more bible verses after the last. Depending on universe shenanigans, the pontiff may begin to feel a burning sensation. Or not.
>>4024977
I dunno, that seems kinda.. That's a lot of work for just bringing technology to a place. You built this tank, right? That seems pretty impressive, I'd definitely be convinced just seeing this thing. Can it fire holy rounds?
>>4024979
>It stares right back, sort of confused.
He doesn't bite or nothin', he's just a little shit. Kuro's his name, again.
>>4025024
She asked me that if she ever becomes completely purposeless, then I could kill her. Because I am her friend, I agreed to it but stated that she would never have to worry about that. She left shortly after that.
>>4025085
Kuro...
*she reaches her hands to it*
How cute.
>>4025036
>Made himself a target, got picked off.
Aye. Normally I'd blame the general shitty community atmosphere of HG but Stocking brings it on himself.
Bet you fifty bucks the nigga's lurking as we type.
>>4025008
Oh well. At least I did what I set out to do. She can no longer be a wizard, victory is mine!
>>4025085
I won't accept any alternative. And yeah, seeing as I'm a tank engineer. I moved beyond a reliance on any sort of divine power after my first tank.
>>4025118
He's not the type to give a rat's ass either, slick. Doubt he'd be here when he can't talk back, at the least.
>>4025065
My mistake, then, who are you again? I could've sworn you were a actually good coach.
>>4025154
Good point, gramps. It's HG, everybody gets their day in the barrel from time to time.
>>4025085
I shall admit it burns...
*Expunged his soul*
But even I have trick up my sleeve. The ultimate sorcery.. converting your own soul into a physical manifestation, powdered by faith and intellect. A perfect weapon.
>>4025169
Cept Hoshi, he lives in the barrel.
>>4025164
People around here gave taken to calling me Sam. Putting two and two together, only other devils this handsome are the don himself, Mr. Riley, and his good friend Mr. Douglas. Don't get mistaken for them that often, but happens every now and again.
>>4025047
Well I'm not selling anything...
My name is Kaito.
>>4025111
I'm sorry, how many people have asked you this already..?
>>4025169
There a few bulbs bright enough to keep a low profile. My kind of operators.
>>4025111
>The cat hops right into your hands, padding around. It's small enough to stand comfortably on your palms.
He used to be my old man's familiar, but uh.. He's mine now. You wouldn't think he's very good in a fight just by the look of him, but when he's gotta kick ass, he can kick ass.
>>4025151
>He reaches up to examine the barrel, patting it a couple times.
It's a pretty nice one. It looks smooth, I can hardly even see where the parts connect. You must be really skilled.
You don't use any holy shots? Bone shells, nothing like that? How d'you fight demons?
>>4025176
>He didn't seem to be paying attention in the slightest, only continuing to read through the memorized bible verses with a bored look on his face.
...He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour..
>>4025220
I see. It was nice to meet you, Kaito.
good album
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>4025220
You, Subaru and her. Speaking of her, you may want to watch out for Urotsuki.
>>4025245
Something that is adorable and be effective in battle.
*she rubs her face on his*
It is the best of both worlds.
>>4025210
Yeah, and people say I sound exactly like Jason Bateman. I mean, I don't sound anything like that guy...do I?
>>4025250
Was? Are you leaving? A-and hey! You didn't tell me your name, that's how this works right?
>>4025267
W-what do you mean by that? And you have killed tracksuit before, I don't think it'll make a difference...
>>4025273
Wouldn't know, don't have time for movies. Fortunate I even knew the name.
>>4025245
I'm practically technopathic! The "miracle" of science. I've figured out just the right way to do a serious blow to any sort of youkai at all.
>>4025282
I'll tell you some other time.
>>4025273
No one likes inside jokes.
>>4025282
We were talking about nightmares and I told her how you gave me mine. I yelled after her that I did not want you dead but she was already revving up her chainsaw.
>>4025311
meh, it was worth a shot.
>>4025267
>The cat seems to very much enjoy the attention, not protesting in the slightest and even purring.
Yeah, first time I met him he was rampaging around, destroying a ton of shit. Even the strongest exorcists available at the time couldn't so much as slow him down.
He's a strong little shit, ain't that right, Kuro?
>The cat nods.
>>4025307
Huh. Pretty cool.
>He walks around the tank, inspecting the wheels.
Hey, I get why you hate magic, but what I use is way different. Things like holy water or silver being strong against vampires isn't magic, that's just truth.
You've gotta have a few silver shells in there, at least, right?
>>4025245
You hate reading from that book. Yet you continue.. you human would bring self-harm to yourself just to archive for the great good.. hmm perhaps I can study from this....perhaps..
Child... Make sure to keep strong faith, not for a code of belief, but for you and people you hold dear.
Farewell.
*Simply walks away*
>>4025308
Fine fine... Cya later then.
>>4025315
I'll still ask even if I know, I've done it before!
>>4025317
.... D-did you at least tell her that you talking with En now..?
>>4025342
Eh? H-Hey, asshole! Get back here! I'm not done exorcising you yet, HEY!
>>4025336
This is the ideal animal. However...
*she holds her hands out to you, with the cat on them*
This is not mine.
>>4025363
She left to early for me to say that. And it is still true. I do still have those nightmares.
>>4025336
Holy water is just that-divine. And I don't use physical weaponry at all!
https://youtu.be/6PeyCA7mEYg
>>4025403
W-well she won't actually kill me.. I-I think...
>>4025435
>Shoot me in the face! IN THE FACEEEEE!
Literally me.
I WANNA SEE 36 TRIBUTES PRONTO
>>4025474
Tuvalu
>>4025474
Rin Okumura
>>4025403
>Instead of hopping down, Kuro nuzzles into your hands before disappearing.
Yeah. Some people say your familiar gets chosen for you, since a lot of them seem to match their masters' personalities. I just think it's preference. Most people go out and catch whichever one looks the coolest.
>>4025419
You don't use...?
>He kicks one foot up onto the tire of the tank and points with both arms.
Then what the fuck do you call THIS?!
>>4025474
Nick Wilde
>>4025474
Shinjin Succubus
>>4025474
King Kaito
>>4025474
Reaper
>>4025474
King Dedede
>>4025474
BoLiN
>>4025474
Win Butler
>>4025474
Bob and Larry
>>4025474
The Man in Back
>>4025474
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>4025458
Okay that one hit close to home.
>>4025474
Reigen Arataka
>>4025474
DogMom
>>4025474
Rika
>>4025488
...What the hell are you talking about?
>Preeetty sure tanks don't have "tires".
>>4025474
Swordbro
>>4025474
Kyouko
>>4025474
Miss Trigger
>>4025474
Starman
>>4025474
Maria and Harusame
>>4025474
Terry Hintz
>>4025474
Eggman-kun
>>4025453
She may just kill someone outside of here. If she does attempt to kill you, I will defuse the situation. I do not want either of you to die.
>>4025474
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4025488
*she blinks as the cat disappears from existence*
I wish the familiars I was given was half as pleasant it was.
>>4025474
Kurumi
>>4025474
Bolin remover furry girl
>>4025474
Mr Hat
>>4025474
Vergil
>>4025474
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>4025474
A hunter
>>4025529
>To me it's a tire. A big ol' tire.
This tank. This is physical. What do you mean you don't use physical weapons?
>>4025548
You have familiars too?
>>4025474
Little Sister
Whatever happened to Painwheel?
>>4025553
I like the cut of your jib, bright eyes.
>>4025596
ded cause she had no friends to circlejerk with anymore
>>4025572
Ah, I remember that! Her heart was twisted from all the love inside it, so I helped her!
I twisted her body to resemble her heart, to no avail!
Such slothful being, to love yet not to show it!
>>4025584
>Do you mean the turret or something?
I don't use physical bullets or anything like that. It's all energy-based.
>>4025548
Y-you're saying that like I can or have the will to try to defend myself, I'd rather it not come to a stand off..
>>4025590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0
>>4025621
She went off to suck on Aaliyah's robot dong.
>>4025622
>throws poster below at you
fuck you she was my waifu
>>4025624
>I mean the big-ass fuckin tires on the sides.
Really? That's somethin' I can't say I really expected. So, what, plasma?
>Michael: We've got a wonderful crowd here for Dynamite Games #4! What do you think of this game's cast, Gav?
>Gavin: Well, it's an interesting one. This is our first game with a returning champion, Miss Trigger of the First Dynamite Games.
>M: While she pulled off an impressive win, I'm not sure if this round will be so easy.
>>4025600
Thanks
>>4025660
Oh yeah Aaliyah said she was going to host at some point like two weeks ago and never came back lol
>>4025673
Let's get this over with.
>>4025673
Everything looks good to me, let's proceed.
>>4025673
Let's get a move on already.
>>4025584
*she snaps her fingers*
You may not have noticed these white and black balls following me.
>>4025627
I am saying that I will defend you. If it needs to come to that.
>>4025663
Yet you did nothing! NOTHING! NOT A SINGLE THING to stop me from doing it!
By doing nothing, you practiced sloth!
You can't blame me for your sins!
>>4025672
>Like the wheels or treads/tracks?
More or less. I prefer beam-based attacks.
>>4025673
Tweet! Tweet!
(Excellent! At least I have one avian companion!)
TWEET!
(LET'S DO THIS LADS.)
>>4025673
Dead. They're all fucking dead. I guarantee it.
There's no trumpet to kill me this time
>Came home
>About to host since I didn't get to earlier
>Someone is already hosting
>Missed the game
Gimme a swap and i'll host after right after this game. Anyone want to barter?
>>4025702
>pets birb
>>4025590
>>4025526
>>4025673
Make it happen, fellas.
>>4025708
Because her
>>4025708
I memorize it so I wouldn't fuck it up.
[spoiler]I also have it on my autofill.[/spoiler]
>>4025673
It looks perfect! I love it! Hurry up up up up! Hurry up, because we can't let the attendance wait forever!
>>4025715
>hiding away from the man
thank you... stranger.
>>4025711
You've got a deal, slick.
>>4025673
Swap me >>4025519
Out for Mr. Grimes here.
You owe me a favor.
>>4025713
Tweet.
(This is making me feel loved, mammal.)
Tweet.
(Be gentle, or you get pecked.)
>>4025719
>>4025728
You know what? Nvm. I'll wait and just do it anyways.
>>4025747
>>4025742
thanks though fellas.
>>4025673
I have no idea who I'm teaming up with, but the winged lady over there has a pretty...revealing strategy.
>>4025673
Ready, ready~.
>>4025747
Suit yourself, hotshot.
>>4025673
looks good
>>4025697
Huh.. No, I didn't notice. Some kind of demons, or something else?
>>4025701
>You made me look up what the tires of a tank are called. Yes, the "treads." I apologize for not knowing tank anatomy.
Beam-based, huh..? So, you wanna explain to me how those work, or are we just gonna gloss over that?
>>4025739
Don't call me stranger.
Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and master exorcist. It's nice to meet you, little girl.
How do you guys get so good at R-
>projectile vomits on the ava below
>>4025673
Looks good from here!
>>4025697
I don't like this... I feel like I'm at fault for this, but that's because I am.
>>4025756
She's basically a jailbait, stay away from her the best you can. That's how she eliminates competitors.
>>4025783
Oh god.. Man why, why would yo-
>>4025778
I don't feel like talking to anyone until daddy's here...
>G: Class is in session!
>M: This hunter is already out to prove his skills on the field.
>G: While I would hate to be his target, I feel much more pity for Kaito, who manages to do even worse than his 33rd place in the First Dynamite Games.
>>4025792
Duly noted...
>>4025807
Are you lost?
>>4025792
Tweet!
(That shouldn't be hard for Burd!)
Tweet tweet.
(Burd is immune to the charms of these "succubi".)
>>4025811
Tweet!
(Oh fiddlesticks, I'm that late?!)
>>4025811
HEEEERE WE GO
>>4025811
..... Thanks for rubbing it in Gavin.
>>4025811
I don't need to repeat the old saying about friends and enemies.
>>4025811
My swap didn't go through.
This must be the work of a high class evil spirit. These games will have to be cleansed.
>>4025822
>she simply keeps on frowning, runs away to the nearest vent and climbs into to it.
>>4025811
Thats not fucking cool. Not cool at all.
>M: This Burd may prove to be this game's wildcard.
>G: How do you get a male vegetable pregnant?
>>4025747
Whatever. Have it your way.
>>4025777
They are pretty much my secondary weapons. They are used to hold my primary ones.
>>4025785
Technically you are but that does not matter at this point. She believes I will be happy if she does this so I will just tell her what I feel.
>>4025811
*signs*
Makoto is not here to stop me.
>>4025834
Hello bird nice seeing you again.... Didn't find a translator yet, but I'll read your body langage anyway.
Good luck in the game
>>4025811
>
GO! But no haste, the real deal comes after.
>>4025811
Now I'm motivated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk
>>4025857
Dude you're ugly as fuck
>>4025873
No one will care that I have died.
>>4025873
You will carry no child of mine.
>>4025811
Repositioning
>>4025873
These apples taste like trash. You know what wouldn't taste like trash right now? SOULS
>>4025777
>Bruh.
Well, that's more the shape they take when I, you know, fire.
>>4025811
Color me not surprised
>>4025873
Hahaha!
>It has become the mothpocalypse in my room. Send help.
>>4025873
Excuse us, but this party was not meant to be seen by people like you!
But you'll be able to see its results in no time!
That must be enough for you!
>>4025873
You think you've got spirit? Then get your ass up there, further to your right!
>G: Those teachers got fed up surprisingly early.
>M: Why the fuck do we keep getting day one arenas?
>>4025890
like you irl lol
>>4025873
Tweet...
(The foolish mammal doesn't know my true motives...)
Tweet...Tweet...
(I PLAN TO POISON THE WATER HOLE WITH BIRD SEED!)
>>4025881
Tweet.
(Thank you large breasted mammal!)
>>4025912
S-Sorry, but it's everyfoxe for itself now!!
Your sacrifice will not be in vain!
>>4025912
This fucking snitch. You fucked up bad, slick, real FUCKING BA-
>>4025912
The pen is mightier than the sword! My words had no chance stop that mighty weapon!
Still better than a spoon!
At least he took his time to find a proper weapon!
>>4025867
Well, I can't help you in there.
>>4025890
I'm sensing something...
You there, with the obscenely rude comment! There appears to be an evil spirit laying a curse upon your eyeballs.
>>4025914
Hm?
>>4025912
Tweet!
(Survival of the fittest, mammal! If you grew wings instead of those pesky hands, you'd be safer!)
>>4025912
Psh, stupid kids.
This is what you deserve for attending your classes
>>4025912
I'm a model student, I'm a model student~
>>4025901
>>4025912
J-just take mine, bro. You're gonna need it.
>>4025874
Thank you, I'm sorry about this, it is my fault after all.
>Kaito
>>4025857
Evil spirits are petty, but they're not THAT petty.
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