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We're in Dynamite Games #4!
>>4025874
Primary weapons? I guess I never even thought to ask how you fight. I'm a fan of swords, myself. Mostly 'cause I HAVE to carry mine.
>>4025907
>Forgive me
Right, but.. Beams. Heat? Plasma? The power of love? You built it yourself, don't try to tell me you don't know how it works.
>M: We've already lost over a third of the cast.
>G: I'm especially disappointed in Miss Trigger. I hoped she would do better than this.
>>4025985
TNT?
TNT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
>>4026010
Things like exactly how it works, or how my machines are powered are...extremely confidential.
>>4026018
Stupid bird....
>>4025985
>Minecraft
>>4025988
You'd be surprised. I deal with evil spirits all the time.
This is exactly the sort of thing they'd do.
>>4026018
F Nick...
>>4026018
Tweet...
(I am sorry for your losses, mammals. Take these berries as a sign of moderate respect.)
>>4025949
It doesn't take an evil spirit to know your face is fucking horrendous
>>4026018
So many souls...
>>4026029
AC/DC is overrated
>G: The large-breasted furries are sticking together for now.
>D: I would hate to be that sex demon right now.
>>4026038
The last Dynamite Games thread is still at the bottom of the catalog so I needed to use a different Nice Dynamite image.
>>4026052
Like you're in any position to talk.
What is that, cosplay? Aren't you an adult?
>>4026034
Got it. So it IS the power of love. I knew those kids' movies weren't complete bullshit.
>>4026066
I got Reaper yelling for me to die in one ear, and a bird chirping in the other. THIS is true Hell.
>>4026066
My roof is always open for a fellow furry, make yourself at home
>>4026066
Tweet!
(I thought you mammals would be interested in what those other large breasted mammals are up too...)
Tweet?
(Wanna play some Scrabble?)
>M: I'm detecting a complicated relationship between the furry girls.
>G: Birds don't get pregnant, do they? I thought they lay eggs.
>>4025985
>Damn. This reminded me how much I miss Ray
>>4026042
Yeah, well, I sorta worked for one, so I know pretty well.
>>4026079
IT SURE AS HELL IS NOT!
>>4026010
Oh? You use swords as well?
>>4025986
Yes it is. Though you should not have to die from it, At least not yet.
>>4026018
In my defense I was caught off guard.
>>4026096
Tweet...?
(But...BUT I AM A MALE!)
Tweet??
(Am I though...? Oh gosh...)
>>4026106
Yet..? A-are you teasing me again? I can't tell!..
>>4026066
How did I end up sharing a room with an entire country?
>>4026071
My death robes are no cosplay, mortal.
Now do us all a favor and wear bag over your head.
>M: We lost a good sword today.
>G: He will be missed.
>>4026096
It's been a while, it's been a while!
>>4026121
Neither. You are... A fa'afafine!
>>4026130
Tweet.
(How would one kill a sword? Break it?)
>>4026140
Tweet!
(Please, I'm confused about my gender identity too much, mammal! Any more possibilities, and I'll probably die from confusion!)
>>4026104
Yeah, one. Nice.
You're talking to Reigen Arataka. Genius psychic and an exorcist with a strong record. I know evil spirits like the back of my hand.
>>4026128
Death robes? That just screams cosplay.
What is the purpose of them, might I ask?
>M: Dog Mom is pissed at Mr. Hat for letting her get bullied!
>G: We've also got some diabolical antics from Mr. Butler.
>>4026134
(Staind voice) ISBINAWIYAH
>>4026104
Hey, calm down, you're gonna cut me with all of that edge. Issues with love, huh?
>>4026106
Well, one. It's called Kurikara. I can't really pull it out and show it to you because, well.. Reasons. Yours?
>>4026160
Just let me cook with you. I don't care, you're vegetables, you're meant to be cooked with.
>>4026160
Huh?
HUH!? I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
>>4026160
Tweet!
(I am outraged! Who hired this butler? Methinks it might've been that Reaper fellow...constantly talking about death and such...)
>>4026156
Well, you could be a hijra, a sworn virgin, a quariwarmi, a ninauposkitzipxpe...
>G: Hey, did you know that tomatoes aren't vegetables?
>M: Why do you think Bob never told his coworkers?
>G: Well Michael, Christians have had a complicated relationship with fruits.
[rimshot]
>>4026160
>Fyxe comes home in her underwear
Can this happen during every HG?
>>4026125
Yes. It is probably not the best time fro that.
>>4026166
I do not have them with me at the moment. Lucifero, fetch.
*as she says this, the two balls go off in different directions*
I have been told that they are unique.
>>4026177
Tweet...
(Has sexual identity gone too far?)
>>4026166
Emotions as a power source are neither particularly viable nor scientific. And as it were I've not got much of that in my life.
>>4026159
One stronger than any other. I know them like family.
...At least, those of Gensokyo.
>>4026196
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
>Impales Pickax on hand
>>4026204
Possibly, my child. Embrace your sexuality! Become a ninauposkitzipxpe or whatever!
>>4026159
Hmm, what is the purpose of clothes I wonder.
Huh, beats me. Guess it'll be a mystery forever
>>4026160
Framing you gives you no right to cyber bully me. Mark my words, I will find where you live. You will be slaughtered like the deer you hunt
>>4026179
Hey, that's mean, that's mean!
>>4026195
Rammy, you were playing truth or dare a while ago right?
>>4026188
I really fail to see the difference between underwears and my everyday outfits really, Nick
>>4026222
Tweet!
(One must ask these questions even after death, human! If not, how will we learn the truth?)
>>4026204
>M: Doesn't really matter now. All you are is fucking dead.
>>4026179
Psh whatever. I'm about attention craving.
Not that it matters anyways
>>4026179
No, really, these teeth are natural! They're supposed to be this sharp!
>>4026195
Mine's as unique as it gets. You could really even say it's a part of me, in a way. I even sleep with it. You use two?
>>4026211
Well yeah, I could've guessed that much from the fact that you've got what looks like about two feet of solid metal between us. I was mostly just messin' with you, anyway. It's probably something crazy that I can't even guess, anyway.
>G: I don't think anyone there would want to play Truth.
>>4026229
I was entertaining Makoto with that game. Why?
>>4026264
Yes. Ah. Here they come right now.
>
>>4026240
why would you ever put a bag on that qt face?
>>4026264
And it's best you don't bother. And technically, I'm also standing in the doorway of my house.
>>4026270
I don't have time for these petty games.
>>4026211
Gensokyo? I didn't come here to hear gibberish, I came here to purge evil spirits.
Unless you have citation for this claim you've made, you're better off just keeping quiet and letting the expert do his work.
>>4026226
Wow, aren't you a riot.
I'm referring to that hood and cape you're wearing, obviously. That is the only article of clothing on you that even matches the description of "robes".
>G: Starman, you slut!
>M: What would your unborn child think?
>>4026270
I think I'm too old for this shit...Why would someone watch ponies if you for a meme or a sick fetish?
>>4026281
Read the filename cutie
>>4026274
It was just a little weird to see you playing a game like that..
>>4026292
Tweet!
(No one can resist large mammaries! Especially male mammals!
>>4026292
You a hunter? Hey, I can be your hounddog if you want!
>G: Unfortunately, Eggman-kun fails to live up to his previously impressive performances in the Dynamite Games.
>>4026301
>M: Hey, shut up. We pull the strings. We can make accidents happen.
>>4026274
JEEEZUS! Those things're huge! Are you tryin' to tell me you dual-wield claymores? That's just not even fair!
>>4026285
Eh, I got better things to do than to bother with trying to make friends around here, honestly. I'm just here to survey the place. You live in that tank?
>>4026292
This is the last time I lose a bet.
I miss the squirrel.
>>4026301
H-Hey, you know that's not true.
>>4026270
The hell are you kids doing here? Get the hell out of my graveyard.
>>4026288
What else would death wear?
>>4026292
Why won't those ex-Overwatch agents notice me? Are the terrorist attacks not enough?
>G: Ooh...
>M: Anyone in the mood for salad?
>>4026288
It's where I came from, genius. Almost completely sealed off from the inside world. And as it were, I've got video evidence of my old boss defeating the god of Makai-that's to say "hell" in other terms- in single combat.
>>4026326
Well, it's not like I've got anywhere else I can live, you know?
>>4026303
I find a lot of the things I do here odd.
>>4026292
Why did you let him win, Kurumi?
>>4026326
Everything is fair in a fight. I take it yours is not even a fraction of their size.
>>4026321
You guys watch my little ponies? I should have figured out
>>4026332
Hmm... Yeah.
But really I like this bag, I'm kind of silly like that sometimes.
>>4026341
This must be the most fucked up study group either...
At least everyone has something to teach
>>4026341
Too easy~.
>G: Some surprising teamwork leads to absolutely devastating results at the feast!
>M: I would hate to be in there.
>she jabs the poster below
>>4026371
I said it last time, I will said it again : Beasts don't go to the feast.
>>4026371
I have better ways to spend my time in this arena.
>>4026355
Tweet!
(It consists of a homicidal gunman, a meme, an expert swordsman, a sniper and a busty mammal.)
Tweet.
(It's not too fucked up, in all honesty.)
>>4026371
Tweet...
(Ouch. Savage.)
>>4026373
Ha! You missed!
>>4026371
You smell something burning?
>>4026343
Haha, I feel the same sometimes, but odd is good sometimes, it's nice to mix it up every so often.
>M: We've got some investigators!
>G: Most of the remaining cast is preoccupied with something much more important.
>>4026386
>she jabs the Anon, trying to make him bleed from his stomach
>>4026395
You want me to aim for you? I'm very fast.
>>4026341
Great. Thanks for reminding this is the stuff kids are into these days, thanks team.
>>4026373
Weak
>shoots the jabbed poster
Take off those hands and replace them with guns already
>>4026386
Phew! You saved me anon. I owe you one.
>kisses
>>4026394
What are you saying Bird? I can't talk to you now, the Reaper is teaching me how to behead people. This can come in handy sometimes, you know?
>>4026355
Besides, you of all people should know that men think with their penises so nothing they say or do really means anything.
So, what team did everyone pick ?
>>4026373
I do not believe you hit anything.
>>4026405
I agree. That was a nice odd. Playing that with her.
>>4026424
Team?
>G: Another four bite the dust.
>>4026424
Team Jacob
>>4026342
I get it. Not everybody's lucky enough to have a magic key that leads back home. I dunno what I'd do without that thing. I'm sure wherever you live's pretty far away from here, yeah?
>>4026343
>He shows off a normal-sized katana firmly wrapped on his back.
Like I said, I can't really show it to you, but this is the size.
>>4026371
Good job, man. For some reason all of my kills have been fire-related. Weird, huh?
>>4026408
That name sounds familiar. Didn't I kill that pers...oh. OH.
>>4026424
Talon
>>4026414
I can't, they are stuck to me mister owl.
>>4026426
Oh well, I'll actually try next time, I'm fishing for a blood, maybe the first hook might not get me nothing, but I bet the second one will.
>>4026334
Don't tell me you actually call yourself death...
You're an adult. You're way too old to be prancing around in your little imagination world.
>>4026342
That doesn't support your claim, and I didn't ask where you live.
>>4026424
>implying i'm not a poorfag and/or american
>>4026424
Team furry tits
>>4026419
Tweet!
(I can only communicate with tweets! I'm like the average teenager!)
>>4026424
trump
>>4026424
>What?
>>4026424
Team AMERICA
>>4026422
Exactly. But I'd have some guys that preferred me to put on a bag or a mask on my head really.
They may think with their dick, but some have very specific tastes....
>>4026424
What teams?
>>4026447
>too poor for a free game
>>4026424
>team
???
>M: Well, what do you expect when you put a whole fucking country into one building?
>>4026408
...Huh?
MYSTIC WW@
>>4026462
I'm too poor to afford an iphone 6
>>4026462
>too poor for a phone that can handle pokemon go
>>4026468
GOD DAMN IIIII-
>>4026448
Best team honestly
>>4026468
Let's have a dancing party guys. I brought some cool swing music, we'll do the skeleton groove!
>>4026471
Rooting for the underdog. But at least you aren't Valor
>>4026471
>Not red.
You had one job.
>G: Bullying doesn't always work out.
>>4026440
How small.
>>4026443
I remember that request you asked of me.
>>4026471
I'm not high enough level for teams yet but I'm going to pick them when I finally reach level 5.
>playing pokeymanz past the age of 13
>>4026444
What, an evil spirit defeating a god isn't enough for you? Eh, whatever...I bet when she decides to finally reveal herself again she'd be happy to prove her reputation.
>>4026440
More like "nonexistent". The tank is where I live, it's where I have for years.
>>4026494
I've always had bad grades at chemistry anyway....
>M: We've hit our final 5!
>>4026503
Says the guy on a Mongolian finger puppet board.
>>4026443
...What? NO. I do NOT look like an owl
>>4026444
I murder people. I hunger for souls. I AM death.
>>4026468
Alright, like what you see? Good. This will be your new home.
>>4026496
Hehe, well, you know what they say, it's not about the size, it's how well you use it.
>>4026505
...Why? There're probably plenty of better places to live. With those skills I'm sure you could afford a nice house.
>>4026503
Don't talk to me or my 3,849,116 pokemon ever again.
>>4026503
>Throws you over a wall to Mexico
>G: DogMom witnesses doggystyle!
>>4026524
>>4026523
>>4026510
>>4026515
You must be 18+ to use this website
>>4026461
Who wouldn't want to rub, scratch, and nuzzle your cute fluffy face!? Dem niggas be weird.
>>4026505
And I will exorcise them. That is my job.
>>4026516
>He just holds his forehead and groans.
I don't have time for adults that refuse to grow up. I'm leaving.
Good night.
>>4026522
It's not safe for me to not keep moving, simply put.
>>4026543
Hehehe, you can't put to rest something that was never dead, and every time you try and seal her, she just comes back stronger. Bye.
>M: Move along, nothing to see here.
>>4026536
You're in a thread for people to look at randomly generated text while pretending to be characters. Do you expect anyone to believe you draw the line at Pokemon?
>>4026536
Did you miss the fact that there's an entire board dedicated to just Pokemon called /vp/?
Lurk more newfag.
Is Pokemon Go a meme?
>>4026494
I ran out of ingredients so I cooked it with gunpowder. I hope you like it.
>>4026535
Everyone die for me pls
>>4026536
But anonymous, I love to like stuff you don't like. Your hate fuels me.
>>4026555
D'you have people after you or somethin'?
>>4026535
DogMom witnesses GRANNY Doggystyle
>>4026537
Plenty of people actually, didn't you see the furry hate one hour ago?
Thanks for liking me though.
>>4026543
Goodnight Reigen
>>4026564
It has plenty but for the most part no. IT will make 14 year olds have turf wars though.
>M: It's final 3 time, bitches!
>G: We've got an interesting trio, too.
>>4026496
The one where I asked for blood, or the one where I asked for you to help me?
>>4026516
Oh. Well you look cool.
>>4026426
Hm.. We used to play a lot of games like that back home.
>>4026557
How does it feel to lose, Jack?
>>4026573
I am considered a heretic. Plus, there's that whole "man-eating youkai" thing.
>>4026564
It's free, that's all I know
>>4026557
>>4026597
I wasn't paying attention, what?
>>4026522
Only those who do not have it say that.
>>4026594
The former. I have yet to clean my blades after the walk I had this week.
>>4026596
Hm? There is more of them.
>>4026591
Kurumi really does not like that creature.
Is pokemon a meme?
I'm gonna start ganking people's cell phones when I see them playing pokemon go and call myself Team Rocket.
>>4026600
Good thing you're a woman then, right? Hah.. Ha.. That was a joke. Heretic? 'Cause you don't use magic?
>>4026617
Hey, I'd use a bigger sword if I could, but I'm stuck using this one. It's bound to me, I really can't use another one unless I want to lug around two swords, and that's just uncomfortable in a fight.
Is Hunger Games a meme?
>M: Wait, it wasn't poisoned?
>G: Color me surprised.
>>4026591
>>4026617
Not one bit, not one bit!
>>4026624
Thank you for sharing, we really care about your daily life shenanigans.
have a (You)
How about "full of shit"? Is that a meme?
>>4026624
Me and my friend were having that conversation earlier. Once trading becomes a thing I am sure people will be mugged for them.
>>4026640
No, LF isn't a meme.
>>4026627
My favoring of technology goes directly against the chief religion of the entirety of Gensokyo. So yeah.
>>4026645
Kek
>>4026630
DogMom you better win this
The honor of our kind rests on your shoulders
>>4026629
what isn't a meme at this point?
I don't care to know if [Insert game here] is a meme, I just want (You)s.
>>4026645
Take your meds and go to bed, Hoshi
>G: This game is coming to a close!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718654
>>4026651
That's going to cost you 78 cents.
>>4026660
Are (You)s a microtransaction now?
>>4026627
I do not really mind. I am just doing what my friend call 'teasing'. Size makes no difference in battle.
>>4026632
Nice to get a confirmation. Just know I do not want you to win.
>asks if pokemon is a meme
>fags forces a new meme (Is ___ meme)
Kill youraelves
>>4026617
Oh! Can I see your blades?
>she gives a big smile.
>>4026591
Damn, he was a stupid one.
I'm surprised he didn't call me out when I didn't undress
>>4026594
Pfft, whatever. Don't patronize me.
>>4026616
Nothing. I was just mocking you like always.
>>4026630
You like? I made that stew with the souls of all the dead tributes. Hey, if you wont finish it, I will.
>>4026656
Tweet!
(Dogmom shall win!)
Is killing myself a new meme?
>>4026665
>now
6101
>>4026667
>kills youraelves
>they like this
>>4026665
Yes. Now fucking pay up, you little shit. I need to feed my family.
>>4026665
(you)s are the official money of 4chan anon.
You can never get enough of them
>G: Reaper has discovered a new passion in cooking.
>>4026669
You can.
>
I do not know why you need the blood though.
>>4026667
Ask dumb shit and you'll get it in return.
>>4026671
Well, work on it Reyes.
>>4026677
>typing captcha in text box
I really need to go to bed
>>4026682
>motorboats those tits
>>4026666
Okay~.
List 9 (nine) memes
>>4026683
Her breasts were too big...
They killed her in the end...
>>4026683
Now reaper goes PIE PIE PIE!
>>4026646
Oh, fuck.
>He rolls his eyes.
For an exorcist, I hate religion. People're way too extreme about it. People can just believe whatever the Hell they want to believe.
>>4026666
Hey, don't you know men're uncomfortable about their size? Joking. Maybe we could fight some time, you seem pretty strong. It's been a while since I've had a good one. Last tough fight I had was against Satan.
>>4026672
Not to be discrediting to the dogmom, but Reaper has this in the bag.
>>4026683
Their goose is what's being cooked, right Reaper?
>M: MOTHERFUCKER
>G: Again?
>>4026683
...
>Tweets in disappointment.
>>4026700
why is hoshi covering up the goods?
>>4026683
God, I'm so tempted to poison these dishes. But my passion for cooking denies it.
I hate myself...
>>4026687
Die already, old man
>>4026617
Haha, yup like drinking games and betting on card games, things like that.
>>4026705
Oooh! Ooh! I have to go, I have to go, I'm needed at the garden!
>Immediately takes off and soars away
>>4026705
>tfw I was the only one that voted for Reaper to win.
>>4026711
Because tits trigger him
>G: Reaper has turned to pacifism and won the game!
>M: Fucking lame.
>>4026711
Because Hoshi ruins everything.
>>4026692
Do you have a licence to do that anon?
>>4026698
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
KK
>>4026725
Congratulation Grim dude!
Thanks for being our host, Dynamite team!
>>4026723
>they're so big they'll swallow his tiny asian benis
>>4026714
Good to see you still have those dreams, Gabriel.
>>4026727
Yes. Bonded and insured
>shows license and badge
>continues motorboating
>>4026702
Yep. Admittedly, considering it's Shinto, trying to drag revolution in through the door is just all the more difficult.
>>4026725
Tweet!
(Congrats, murderous human!)
Tweet!
(Thank you for hosting mammal!)
>>4026736
The angry three inch eggroll
>>4026472
Fuck off kirby. You're literally playing the same character. except now you're tweeting instead of poyo'ing
>>4026725
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>4026725
Congrats, Reaper.
Thanks for the game!
>>4026725
Fakafetai Fāfetai for hosting. Good job, Reaper.
>>4026725
I won through pacifism? Goddammit. I wish I never won at all
Thanks for the games, I guess. Whatever.
>>4026739
It will be a cold day in hell when I DON'T have those dreams. Can't you at least give me your soul? Please...?
>>4026741
Th-These are fake! Don't try to fool me anon! I've my own huge breasts carrying licence, I know how to spot these things
>rips your fake licence.
>G: I hope you had a fun game!
>M: Fuck it. Whatever.
I was curious and checked out the previous games. Terry Hintz, Rika, and Fyxe have competed in all 4 Dynamite Games so far.
>>4026758
>>4026745
mislink.
>>4026733
I know, you've told me before, but you asked so I told you.
>>4026760
So am I allowed to sexual this?
>>4026725
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>4026770
thanks for hosting m8
Ok first 36.
>>4026775
Yeah, sexual the fuck outta that.
>>4026772
???
>I'm not whoever you're referring to.
>>4026779
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4026779
Nick Wilde
>>4026775
>she's officially 18, so yes
>>4026779
Yukkuri Reimu
>>4026779
Komachi
>>4026770
And I shall compete again if Fate wills it.
Please rig the game for me next time, I need to win...
>>4026779
Team Nice Dynamite
>>4026779
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>4026766
Maybe when I die. An old soldier's soul isn't worth much anyways Gabriel.
>>4026779
Soldier 76
>>4026779
Miss Trigger
>>4026770
Here's a hint:
I'm glad to participate!
-Terry "The Hintster" Hintz
>>4026779
Starman
>>4026779
Shinjin Succubus
>>4026779
Kurumu Kurono
>>4026770
Congratulations Reaper!
Thank you for hosting Michael and Gavin! Even if I did even worse than 33rd...
>>4026779
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>4026779
Terry Hintz
>>4026779
King Kaito
>>4026779
I like straight
>entry
>>4026779
harbl
>>4026779
Grimes Remover Hitler
>>4026779
Rin Okumura
>>4026733
Find what hard to believe? That I fought Satan? Kicked his ass, even.
>>4026742
Eh. You're talking to a guy that got raised by the strongest exorcist around. He was super religious, but.. He pressed it on me so hard, I was kinda turned off by it. Ever met an Atheist Exorcist before? Now y'have.
>>4026779
Dog Mom
>>4026796
BUT SHE'S ALSO THE PURE DO-NOT-SEXUAL SPACE COP
I'M CONFUSED
>>4026779
Mizore Shirayuki
>>4026837
>Is removed
>Can't host anymore since i'm removed.
Welp. nvm guys. cya.
>>4026773
I am just saying this because of that, we can not play any of those games. I have been told I may be good at card games.
>>4026841
That there is a Satan.
Who else likes minecraft?
>>4026685
I need it for the portal.
>she begins to collect blue orbs from the blades, giggling over the amount of blood on it, once she collected enough, she hops back and waves her claws into a big circle, forming a purple portal right behind, filled with other circles and a claw mark.
It's so refreshing to do that!
>she hops close to the lady and wraps her claws around her
Thank you thank you!
>>4026671
What's patronize mean?
>>4026779
Maria and Harusame
>>4026821
uncensored when
>>4026779
GOLD TEAM RULES!
>>4026779
A MOTHERFUCKING TOAD
>>4026779
Moka Akashiya
>>4026779
Rika
>>4026841
That makes no sense whatsoever.
>>4026779
Dam TDM
>>4026848
>but she's older now and hot as fuck
>>4026856
Mission succeeded. Goodnight, faggot.
>>4026779
Clawdia
>>4026779
Zezima
>>4026867
The day I graduate from Asuka's academia
>>4026849
>Pops up from nowhere
Do you need some help?
>>4026779
Yukari Sendo
>>4026779
Mystic
>>4026779
Kurumi
>>4026861
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
>>4026779
Bird
>>4026860
Well, alright, let me explain something to you. Heaven and Hell are still up for debate. They could exist, they could not.
Assiah is the plane of existence we live in. Everything that happens to us is Assiah. Demons live in Gehenna, a mirror world to Assiah. They can't affect us directly, and are forced to either possess humans or items in our world to harm us. Satan is the strongest demon out there. Was.
>>4026875
It doesn't, does it? I'm just an exorcist to be stronger. I want to be able to protect people, I suppose, that's it. I'm not in it for the religious part of the gig.
Here's a hint:
Hang in there. You're all amazing.
-Terry Talks
>>4026916
Late birb
>first 36
>31 UIDs
>>4026779
The Man in Back
Is back.
>>4026935
You too Terry, as always
>>4026917
As it were, I should feel lucky the current shrine maiden is more...tolerant than the previous one was. Otherwise by this point I'd either be dead or crippled for life.
>>4026935
Here's a hint:
if you don't tell the queen where her fucking bed is, she will slaughter you and your puppies.
>>4026935
And so are you, kind stranger!
>>4026935
Tweet.
(Quite the pleasant message, human. Thanks.)
>>4026864
...
*she pats her head once*
It was fun collecting it. So this is what you use it for?
>>4026917
Ah. I never had enough information about any of those concepts. Still not much except that Satan was alive.
>>4026935
You may give someone the wrong idea.
>>4026860
You probably would be good at most card games, you have good reasoning right Rammy?
>>4026935
Wouldn't go that far, champ.
>>4026973
DELETE THAT!
>>4026955
Shrine maiden? What, is that like the cops of your world? Pretty unintimidating name they've got there.
>>4026974
Satan's done for, at this point. I made sure of that. He's not gonna be coming back.
>>4026974
Yeah!
>she lets go of the lady and hops to the portal
Isn't it pretty, it also the only reason why I'm alive.
>>4026935
Far from it, Terry. But thanks.
did Rick die
>>4027013
I don't he uses the Shitter Helper program.
Be patient.
>>4027000
There's no real law enforcement. It's their job to deal with anything that tampers with the region's stability, typically by beating the everloving shit out of everything.
>>4026951
>>4026960
>>4026965
Here's another hint:
You're all the best!
>Grateful Terry
>>4026958
H-Here's a hint:
Second door on the left...
-...
>>4026974
Here's a hint for you:
I meant perseverance.
-TerryLivesMatter
>>4026985
Hint:
Don't dis the hints.
-Lord of the Hint
>>4027003
Here's a hint:
Don't give up! You're my favorite (don't tell anyone!)!
-Inspirational Terry
>>4027013
If he didn't, he'll wish he did soon enough, kid. Mark my words.
>>4027034
That a threat, wise guy?
>>4027027
>typically by beating the everloving shit out of everything.
So they beat up 2hu versions of niggers?
>>4027034
>yawns
thanks, don't annoy people, because most likely I'll be the most annoyed.
>leaves for bed
>>4027027
Oh, right, the "beat the shit out of everything" method. Love that one, real useful. Weird though, I can't see how liking science would put you as "unstable." I take it you've probably been on the receiving end of an ass-beating or two.
h-help
>>4027030
oh, I didn't see that
Welp.
>>4027046
You misspelled NYPD
>>4027055
fuck you
>>4027030
>Komachi will never enjoy some polite conversation over tea with me so I can sneak peeks at her rack
Fuck all things.
>>4026935
I am?
To be honest, I went to take that fat shit that I was holding in all day at work.
>>4027055
Sure thing, champ, but you owe me a favor after.
>>4027063
All you have to do is ask.
birby
>>4027077
Tweet!
(Looks good! Let us commence the brutality and the fighting!)
>>4027077
Thanks for hosting Grimes
>>4027088
Nope. Unless you count revivals a transportation. Can you come closer? I've got something for you.
>>4027053
Unfortunately, it works.
...And twice, so far. And don't you know? One of the essential principles of Shinto is against such things as surprises, and anything out of a calm, uneventful life. If it's not like that, if there are such surprises, it's indicative that your life is inherently flawed to some extent. To, uh...heavily summarize.
>>4027046
>But they're also the only equivalent to law enforcement.
>>4027098
What's your deal?
>>4027034
You're way too nice!
>>4027077
Looks great!
>>4027106
It's nothing, anon...
>all those monster girls
Match theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQcwWZLzq1A
>>4027081
>tfw senpai notices you
Shit, I-I didn't know you ferry folk could read our minds!
>stop thinking about tits
>stop thinking about tits
>stop thinking about tits
>tits
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