Zootopia Thread: Let's start a new meme Edition
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Thematic Thursday: http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
>>3912575
>it has the TT link
I love you!
first for Savage hatred
Anyone have a screencap of the JulyXchief Nick story so far?
I want to be ozzy's small prey boyfriend
>>3912634
second
>>3912681
Monday
>>3912681
I think it's from July 11 - 13
Come back magic man
>>3912654
here's the one I have, but I think it's missing the last two posts
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>3912599
You keep writing, I'll keep reading
First for actual movie discussion
>>3912672
>a different meaning to us.
Seems pretty straightforward to me
Does Nick still keep in touch with Finnick?
Does he still make him call him Daddy?
>>3912720
Jerboa euro rave orgy WHEN
Wait, did the graphic novel ever come out?
If so, what were the prologue stories?
>>3912755
I think We're just submitting ideas for now until we settle into the new schedule.
>>3912735
Jesus fucking christ i want this fic so bad. Seems like the perfect amount of comedy and comfy.
>>3912654
Most updated one, I think.
Unless the writer sneaked a post and I missed it.
>>3912731
Damn I remember this show. Good for them getting into the phone business as a family
>>3912724
To be honest, I really should get some sleep.
But just in case I don't return...
>Judy couldn't help it, she dove onto her sister's aching crotch, rending clothing in her panicked attempt at forcing cunnilingus on her sister.
>McHorn appears with an anti-incest spray.
>Fucking McHorn.
>>3912779
Nope. He apparently is still on the force in the JHT, but he existed before anon ever wrote the first greentext about him.
>>3912779
Actually...
>>3912798
Pizza.
I'm hungry.
How's old chicago sound?
>>3912823
That could be a thematic thursday.
Restaurants.
>>3912780
Doesn't come out until September, my man.
>>3912780
Not yet m8
>>3912820
I guess he eventually worked his way up to Chief of Detectives.
>>3912840
What's the point of releasing merchandise so damn late?
>want more Wildezelle material
>only one drawfag is into this ship
Why
>>3912877
Be the drawfag, anon.
>>3912779
Have you read the fics he's in?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009
Reshilling for the evening crowd and the new thread:
Fournier's case is heating up in HarryLime03's third chapter of Reichstangsbrand!
Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Audiobook recording here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/rsbch3
And here's Red of Blues by Toga! Its a very moving piece and a great piece of performative writing. I recommend reading the text before listening to the audio, as I believe the real impact comes from the written word.
Full text here:
http://pastebin.com/8nGncFR7
Soundcloud readthrough here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/red-of-blues
>>3912913
Comic, you're a damn saint.
>>3912908
I am this drawfag, anon
>>3912947
All part of my ordained duties.
Well hey, since we're shilling...
http://pastebin.com/UCFNks2g
After so many years, Gazelle meets up with Nick again.
She's not okay.
>>3912913
Wait a minute--
>Reichstangsbrand
FFFFFFFFUCK!
>>3912913
Our comfy sentinel has returned!
>>3912913
Good evening, comicanon. Currently writing the first chapter with [spoiler]her[/spoiler].
>>3912874
Not really the person to ask. Have a doggy while we wait, though.
>>3912966
>She's not okay.
My Chemigazelle Romance
>>3912765
I need it NOW damn it
>>3912998
I don't get that reference.
Off to youtube I go!
>>3912991
Looking forward to it! Hope the outlining is helping get it all down on paper!
>>3912819
>>3912820
>>3912800
>>3912801
All right, so final question: what was the origin of his name? Google has helpfully provided me with some hidden meaning behind it, which I wholeheartedly approve of, but who named this guy?
>>3912910
Nope. But I have been considering writing my own. I loves me my pulpy hardboiled detective stories.
>>3912913
Theres been two chapters of Hot and Cold posted since last time I told you, if you are interested
>>3912799
DRESSED DOWN CONTINUES
>Things seem really unusual at the office lately
>Chief Wilde has been acting strange
>He's walking aroung whistling with the biggest grin on his face you'd ever see
>It is terrifying
>Wilde has been in the break room a lot more than usual
>His desk is clean of all paperwork
>Most importantly, he has been leaving much earlier than ever before
>For the past two weeks, Wilde had left at 5:30 PM every day
>Before, he would stay in his office until 10 or 11
>That new bunny recruit has been cutting back on her hours as well
>She has been walking around the office these days with even more energy than before
>Most importantly, the way Wilde talks to her in the bullpen has changed nearly overnight
>In fact he treats her like his little sweetheart
>People have started noticing how often they're seen together
>How often she goes to his office
>And how long she stays in there
>A basketful of blueberries on his desk refills itself every day
>Scattered rumours began a few days ago
>And it all came to a head when Officer Bhaer saw that bunny and Wilde riding together in his personal car yesterday
~~~
>July Hopps puts on her new uniform one morning
>The uniform staff had given her a couple of brand new ones
>It was expensive material, lined with inner silk and breathed far easier
>It also seemed to fit tighter than her other set
>Supposedly she was due for new accoutrements
>She knew exactly why that was
>>3913054
>they gave her Judy's uniform
oboy
What could go wrong
>>3913054
>biggest grin on his face you'd ever see
I like to imagine it's actually just a small smirk but no one has ever seen him smile, ever, and so everyone's super freaked anyway
>>3913054
Nick no
you fucked everything up
>>3912716
Well, there is this superior thing
Okay. So.
I give you the lyrics to my blues song about Maurice Fournier. I'd really like to hear everyone's thoughts, comments, suggestions, anything you can say about what I've written! Don't worry about the rhythm/melody, I've already got that worked out. I just want to hear everyone's input on the actual lyrics themselves.
Verse 1
Well I'm cruisin' the streets feelin' trouble on the way
The scanner beside me always has somethin' to say
Well it haunts me when I sleep on through the day
Another night another call from the ZFD
They say "come on down we've got something for you to see"
I can tell already it'll be a long night for me
Chorus
And I tend to find me questioning why
I keep going on with this life
And the answer is I can't let 'em win
I can't let things stay so dire
So start my fire (change?)
Verse 2
It started with someone who wanted out on the cheap
It continued to the other houses down the street
It ended with two kids in their eternal sleep
(I'm a little bit iffy on those lines)
Well the things I've seen would chill you right down to the bone
And it's made me colder than any man you've ever known
You'd never believe the count of all the bodies I've been shown
Repeat Chorus
Slide guitar solo?
Repeat Chorus
End
So, thoughts?
>>3913046
Oooh, I am interested! Blind read through?
Here's some Hot and Cold!
>>3913070
...look, let's discuss the definition of 'in public'. If by 'in public' you mean "in an area accessible to or shared by all members of the community", then yes, I was TECHNICALLY 'in public'. But I wasn't in front of anyone while reading it! I didn't have a public audience! I stopped recording whenever people walked by!
>>3913042
Bore said he wanted him to be named "Maurice", and that he have a French last name. I initially wrote him with a different last name, found it didn't work at all, and just pulled something that looked good out of the Wikipedia list of French-Americans. Fournier meaning "firetender" was a total coincidence that blew me away when it was pointed out.
You should read the fics. They give a good look into his mindset, at least I'd like to think they do.
>>3913158
Fucking beautiful, Panda.
>>3913070
ALSO, I'm just going to say it, it was PORTUGAL.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE RULES AGAINST SMOKING INSIDE RESTAURANTS.
If you have a country where its okay to smoke inside a restaurant while other people are eating, then I'm not the jerk for reading a fanfic about a bunny spy being something something somethinged in a conference room that nobody was using anyway.
Is Fournier Scott Shelby?
>>3913280
Flawless logic
>>3913283
He hasn't killed any children yet
...probably
>>3913280
"something something somethinged"
Comic, pls
go into more detail, why don't you
>>3913308
*harrumph*
>>3913332
...that would be spoilers.
Whatcha listening to, /ztg/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnjuxz9JYWo
>>3913349
you can't spoil the writer, Comic
Speaking of which, I should have the revised Part 3 up soon. Don't think I need a review, since I did only change a bit. Used your suggestion, though, so thanks.
>>3913369
the sound of crushing loneliness
>>3913369
This, as a matter of fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5xZbJDZZo4
Where's all the size difference porn?
Look at Judy's smile. You know she want's one of those little rodents inside her.
>>3913369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSCOYAJd2PE
Whoever wrote 3912599 , I love you.
no homo though
>>3913386
fuck your dude, now I'm hearing it too.
>yfw that fic where Judy goes to hell and Nick is the devil is the sequel to Hell is Warm
>>3913126
Here's the better version.
I accidentally cropped out bits of the first post when I was making that one.
>>3913369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKsFM6wxmI
Something about these threads makes me artistically inclined.
Any artfags present, I got a question.
My main issue at present is learning to draw lines. Specifically, straight lines that stay straight, curves that curve the way i want them to... Basically, making the pen move the way I want it to go the majority of the time.
Was there a particular way to learn this kind of muscle memory? Or do you just sketch shitty doodles as they progressively get less shitty?
>>3913369
http://youtu.be/6iaxDxHUWP8
>>3913417
>fuck your dude
If I could do that, I wouldn't be very lonely now would I?
Now to find a dude.
>>3913430
Peter Han tutorials.
>>3913375
You're welcome! Really am looking forward to see what happens to Jack in chapter 4! I think you capture him very well as a lovable self-loving almost-super spy!
>>3913430
>do you just sketch shitty doodles as they progressively get less shitty?
Bingo. It's like training any other thing with your body: the only way you get good is by practice, and lots of it.
>>3913474
God, I hate that fucking rabbit...
>>3913511
He's cute...
>>3913530
specist as fuck. that is THEIR word
>>3913549
Fine
Hes sexy
>>3913511
>>3913530
And he deserves to own Judy.
>>3913426
Ah, yes, thank you, I can have a proper hype platform for the sequel now
>>3913530
I want to suck his little tapered bunny cock.
>>3913564
he deserves pred dick in his mouth
>>3913375
Author pls tell me (don't, really) that the ending with nick is just a red herring.
He's not actually going to do that is he? That would be heartbreaking.
>>3913559
Savage and Wilde have a sexy pose-off when?
>>3913496
uuuuuuugh.
I'm going to be starting from rock fucking bottom, then. I never managed to learn to write properly, since I was born into an era of keyboards instead. I've always had a base dexterity rating of -3, so to speak.
I don't know why I keep coming back to drawing, really. It's gonna be a hell of a climb.
I guess I'll keep an eye out for pictures that catch my eye. I like to try to draw pictures I find here sometimes, if they look basic enough for me to not mangle.
>>3913549
Anon, I'm a rabbit too! We can use that word with other rabbits!
>>3913564
Well I mean that's one way to take his story, but I just like his--
>>3913578
I'm going to eat dinner goodbye.
>At the moment where people was aware of the existence of Jack Savage as the protagonist of the first prototypes of Zootopia by Byron Howard, they wanted to do stuff with this character
>Now people hate him because FUCKING SAVAGE YOU BETTER NOT MAKING NICK/JUDY A FUCKING KEK!!!
You have no one but yourself to blame for this!
>>3913283
He's not a serial killer, no.
>>3913328
That's not to say there aren't any shots he wishes he could take back, however.
>"Do you feel like a hero yet, officer?"
>>3913564
and brand new pair of cement shoes
>>3913595
Yes and no.
>>3913606
Just let it out.
Sooner you get out of the Nile, the happier you will be
>>3913606
>I'm a rabbit
mmmhmmm...
>>3913626
Wait, what story?
>>3913616
fuck you Lisa, nobody loves you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrIB35sCg4I
>>3913606
Comic, we all know Savage deserves to have a cute little bunny housewife perfectly trained and domesticated.
It just fits.
>>3912671
Ozzy is a real friendly fellow
>>3913656
Savage and the Savage.
>there are anons that support J&J Savage just to rock the boat of the SS WildeHopps
>>3913644
I just mean I rolled a rabbit when I did the Zoosona random roll! That's all!
>>3913635
I'm not denying anything. Nothing. Nope.
>>3913658
I'm not saying that I hardship WildeHopps, or that you can't write any story with whatever relationships you want.
...I'm just saying that you're objectively wrong and need to stop right now before I bite you.
>>3913617
Like a detective is what I mean
>>3913721
I mean, that's pretty much why I'm into it.
Breaks the monotony a bit. I have hundreds of WildeHopps pics, and 3 pics of SavageHopps.
>>3913721
I want Judy pregnant, barefoot and in the kitchen, taking care of dozens of kits, and that level of subjugation isn't going to happen with that fox's incompatable seed.
I want short stories of Jack trying to get Judy from Nick, but failing every time
Eventually turning into a borderline supervillain with misuse of ZIA equipment
I guess its time for me to start writefagging in the future
>>3913721
I prefer N&J Savage to J&J Savage
>>3913707
Got a link for that fic? Sounds interesting.
>>3912716
We need a decent Anon in zootopia story told by the zootopians pov, never Anon's.
>>3913606
Hey Comic, this is Sarc. Finally got a second to catch up.
I gave your read a listen and appreciate it. You can really spot grammatical mistakes when someone else reads your work and I'll clean those up hopefully this weekend. As for the structuring, I may take your advice on a re-structure near the end, maybe have a few days pass or something.
>>3913733
Look, I'm not saying I dislike WildeHopps
Hell, I'm in the middle of writing AND reading WildeHopps fics
but
>Savage and Hopps end up working together for a mission
>Hopps rejects Nick's love for Savage because she feels that it's "right" to be with a rabbit
>Savage is disinterested in her, only uses her for appearances
>Fucks a lot of other women on the side while on missions
>Judy remains absolutely loyal to him
>She's left to raise the kids she has with Jack in the lap of luxury, but so incredibly lonely.
>Jack flaunts his sexual conquests to her whenever he returns
>He brings her to important dinners and such
>Shows off his beautiful bunny wife to everyone around
>They all comment on how lovely she is, what beautiful kids they'll have together
>And as soon as they get home, or back to their hotel room...
>The facade drops. Judy is too enamored, or even drugged, by him to even notice, that he's disinterested.
>He doesn't hate her, mind, he's just bored by her.
>But he'd never be able to keep his position and his reputation if he actually married a pred
>>3913757
Like that FinNick pic?
>>3913765
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528?view_full_work=true
It's super gay, just so you know
>>3913707
Wheres chapter 3? Its only up to 2 on AO3
>>3913813
I posted a rough draft about a week ago, and have been refining it since. Should be done tonight.
>>3913657
>"I have nothing to say about that post so I will shitposting about the picture that anon has posted"
>>3913775
I love hearing that the read through helped someone!
Looking forward to the next part of the story!
>>3913796
I'm warning you.
>>3913852
>>3913838
>You're a Pastorfag, aren't you?
Actually, I hate these dumb drug things you guys make up. I just want my housewife.
Yo clunkbot here
Did someone write fan fiction about me murdering writefags? Sorry, was at dinner
>>3913807
>It's super gay, just so you know
I'd expect nothing less here. and Thanks!
>>3913852
So, how does summoning work in KH? Because if it's like any other JRPG, you can just spam that shit.
>>3913862
Expect it either this weekend or next.
>>3913871
Have a Bonnie
>>3913885
Sorry, got worked up.
Okay actually eating dinner! See you all tonight with a new blind read through!
>>3913862
Oh god.
It's happening again.
I can't take this, man...
>>3913878
It's in the previous thread.
>>3913841
I swear to God, Jojotopia needs to be a thing.
>>3913878
Ayup. It was good, too.
>>3913896
varies from game to game.
In 1, you could only summon a summon once per fight, and most of them kinda sucked. The only ones that were really worth using were Tinkerbell and Bambi.
>>3913896
IIRC, there's a gigantic cooldown timer on summons in KH. I remember not using them much because I would always save them for those "tits are going up" moments, but those moments are extremely rare.
>>3913923
>It's called a Stand, sweetheart
>>3913952
FASTER
>>3913862
I mean obviously, Judy is too dumb to stay with him under normal circumstances.
But she might take him up on his offer for a drink
>Judy arrives at Jack's rather fancy apartment.
>He offers her a drink. She takes it.
>Soon she just starts to feel good. His jokes are funny, he's warm, caring, witty.
>All the things she likes about Nick, but somehow... more.
>He invites her back a few days later
>She's looking forward to it all day for the next few days
>Her time spent with Nick seems somehow lackluster. It doesn't have the same glow that Jack had.
>Another dinner with Savage at his apartment
>Another drink
>There's that glow.
>If she could just hold onto this feeling forever, she wouldn't need anything else
>Or so he tells her so soothingly as he strokes her ear, his other arm around her lovingly.
>She could have all this. Forever.
>>3913957
But, anon, we have to
『Try Everything』
>Jack becomes enamored with Judy
>Starts hanging around them.
>Judy thinks he's got a crush on Nick
>Tries to hook Jack and Nick up
This sitcom stuff writes itself!
>>3913952
I do my war dance!
>>3913990
Great, now I need a Gazelle Jojo picture.
>>3914037
>Gazelle as Dio
TRYYYYYYYYYY EVERYTHING
>>3913986
Dumb bunny, cant control her hormones.
Scenario: Nick and Judy join the Waffen-SS.
>What would their motivation for joining be?
>To what ends would they follow their dear Fuhrer, Adwolf Kitler?
>How much would they enjoy cleansing Ewerope of sub-specie vermin?
>What would their weapon of choice for specicide be?
>What war crimes will they inevitably be sentenced to death for at the post-war Furemburg Trials?
Any Nick/oc smut?
>>3914028
>Judy wants Jack and Nick to fuck to make her squeal like a fangirl. She tries to hook them up
>Nick wants Judy and Jack to fuck so she could have offspring. He tries to hook them up
>Jack thinks Nick and Judy is the one true ship.
He tries to hook them up
>>3914105
This would just devolve into a threesome
I mean, I don't take issue with that, I'm just pointing it out.
>>3914032
Mustelid master race will always reign supreme.
>>3914105
When did Judy become a filthy fujo?
>>3914105
>Jack and Nick trying to cuck themselves
We've reached the cuckularity
>>3914092
More like getting actively seduced and possibly drugged..
>>3914092
I just want to thank you for giving me the requisite (You) I needed to feel fulfilled in writing that.
>>3914135
Hey that pic reminded me,
Do rabbits shed to a winter coat? Can someone draw judy with pale white fur?
>>3914165
Certainly drugged
>>3912717
I got you
>>3914165
Occam's razor. Whats more likely, an elaborate seduction involving illegal narcotics and careful emotional manipulation and isolation, or Judy's biological clock is knocking at her door?
>>3914100
>>What would their motivation for joining be?
Judy would never join something like that, Nick isnt cold-hearted enough to join it either
>>To what ends would they follow their dear Fuhrer, Adwolf Kitler?
They already toppled her in the movie
>>How much would they enjoy cleansing Ewerope of sub-specie vermin?
they wouldn't
>>What would their weapon of choice for specicide be?
tranquilizers and sneaky shit to bring down the regime
>>What war crimes will they inevitably be sentenced to death for at the post-war Furemburg Trials?
they'd be pinned as heroes for bringing it down
Zootopia is not dark and gritty enough to breed the kind of people that toss aside decency for a glimmer of hope
The 3rd reich was a reaction to the rest of Europe treating Germany like a fucking outhouse
Zistopia would be the kind of unstable, shitty world that would bring about the birth of a dictatorship
>>3914209
And it certainly does that, what with every glow being preceded by a drink. It is implied quite effectively
/ztp/
SETTLE DOWN THIS.
PAWS OR HANDS. DECIDE
>>3914240
HOOVES
>>3914227
I prefer Judy being the one at fault here. Jack is just trying to get some tail.
>>3914240
PAWS
always PAWS
>>3914227
You'e not wrong
>>3914227
I mean
The way I like the ship is Savage being an absolute scumbag.
So probably, I guess, but I also like warm loving sex.
I'm just bad at writing warm loving things.
>>3914252
Jack is drugging Judy to get tail. That's scumbag maximus in my book
>>3914240
CLAWS
>>3914240
>>3914248
IT BEGINS!
>>3914240
Pincers
>>3914240
PAWS > SLIME APPENDAGES > TENTACLES > HOOVES > HANDS
See you fuckers in zootopia.
>>3914240
hands
>>3914298
Suicide gets you sent to the FN@F, Steven Universe, or Superwholock universes
>>3914274
Fine.
Whatever.
Have your drug fetish
Judy's perfect and just the tragic victim of circumstance.
>>3914240
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
Anons, I have a need.
Does anyone happen to have a saved folder of all the pack street stuff?
I mean, weaver does, but he'd never post it, soz anyone ELSE?
>>3914298
Don't do it, anon! Suicide is illegal immigration! You'll get deported to Equestria!
>>3914298
don't do it
>>3914240
Hands.
uhh where can I vote for the thematic?
>>3914319
Judy wouldn't stay in a shitty relationship like that though.
>>3914105
Nah, son.
>Judy wants Jack and Nick to be a thing because I don't know girls like gay shit.
>Jack wants Judy and Nick to be a thing because pred/prey shit is bananas and he's having a hearty kek with it.
>Nick isn't interested in any of that because he's a grown-ass man with grown-ass man interests like Gazelle.
>>3913757
>N&J Savage
>Not N&J Wilde
>>3914331
self-sacrifice is just suicide with an immediate benefit
>>3914240
Salad Fingers
>>3914364
You dont know that. We have zero information on how she'd handle a relationship.
>>3914401
Sure, but she wasn't willing to be trapped in Bunnyburrow settling as a carrot farmer.
I guess you could justify it by saying she doesn't feel like she settled? She justifies it in her mind ("This is just how it is with a superspy")
>>3914372
That could mean two things though. its ambiguous. Though Id be down with either option
Unless its momma wilde
>>3914401
We also have zero information on Jack Savage other than him being Indiana Bond but that doesn't stop the cuck train.
>>3914401
She just walks out when it gets rough
>>3914420
Exactly! We have zero information on Jack or how Judy would handle a relationship like that, which means it's available to be filled in as we like. I'm so glad you can understand that, anon.
>>3914240
P A W S
A W S P
W S P A
S P A W
>>3914131
>nick forcing that gay little fucker to give up his semen to a woman like a real man
u
n
f
>>3914349
so where can I vote? Where is the straw poll?
here's an image
does anyone have the pic of all the packstreeters lined up?
>>3914364
you cannot fathom what people do for/ or because of drugs anon
>>3914419
I'm down with my only option.
>>3914447
Still doesn't make it any less heretical
>>3914298
Holy fuck.
Did he actually do it?
>>3914475
Yea thanks but where is the strawpoll?
>>3914447
Thanks anon. As I was trying to elucidate, I'm looking for a story where Judy is swept up with Jack's air of mystery, coupled with her biological drive. Which leads her to someone who doesn't really reciprocate her feelings. No malicious drugs, but Judy's own flaws as a character drive her to this.
>>3914500
Sorry about that; we're still submitting ideas, and I thought you asked about that.
I think the poll should be up on the 11th
>>3914499
(X) Doubt
>>3914499
If he did, He's with his waifu now.
>>3914521
ah alright thanks
>>3914422
Was there ever more of this?
>>3914502
Still doesn't strike me as a thing the Judy Hopps from the movie would do.
Different strokes. Whatever gets you hard.
>>3914566
Doesnt it though? She's been obsessed with the police since she was a kid. What is a secret agent if not a super cop?
>>3914458
>Judy getting fucked by Savage as Nick pounds his prostate silly
PLS
>>3914615
She's obsessed with "making the world a better place". Not settling down and carrying on her genes. Biological clock be damned as a writing crutch.
>>3914615
Her desire to be a cop has no romantic/sexual elements to it. She might admire Jack, but that doesn't mean she wants to jump his bones anymore than she'd want to fuck any of the cops.
>>3914666
But Nick is one of the cops.
>>3914615
On top of that, it's been said before but: having Savage be some hero secret agent super cop massively takes away the impetus of Judy being the first bunny police officer.
>>3914688
But her love for Nick isn't directly tied to him becoming a cop. She loves him for everything about him
If he had become something else upstanding besides a cop, she would still probably love him
Welp, I finally finished cutting the guitar together.
Now I need to debate whether or not I should record these vocals while it's 10:40pm.
Probably gonna.
My neighbors are gonna hate me.
>>3914692
Well, that was always the case so long as Jack is an agent. As a blank slate OC, we're free to think of any occupation for him. Maybe he's just a high roller womanizer.
>>3914615
SO THAT MEANS JUDY HOTTS HAS THE HOPS FOR CIA
>>3914742
Then it might as well be CanonxOC autismo
>>3914742
Well the current popular headcanon we got going on is that he is a new agent after the movie happens
or at least a new field agent, he may have been a desk jockey before.
>>3914763
It always has been
ok /ztg/ lets play a game
here i have drawn some eyes
whats next
[spoiler]be warned im not that great an artist[/spoiler]
>>3914788
A giant knotted fox dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82i-0dlgyJg
Is anyone hype for part2, the script leak?
Is writefag nate the greentext vendor?
>>3914131
I want an image like this but with Nick and Jack acting really competitive and arguing over who has a better idea of what Judy wants.
>>3914692
I disagree.
Savage as a secret agent works because of the "secret" part. Judy's the first rabbit who could publicly be seen as a defender of Zootopia; Jack had to remain secret, his accomplishments relegated to pissing in a pair of dark pants.
That could lead to Jack actually having some resentment concerning Judy.
>>3914800
This is all just deleted scenes that have already been released. None of this is leaked
But Id be hype for a script leak
>>3914648
that doujin is a thing of beauty and a miracle of the universe
>>3914788
Next you flip it upside down.
Then draw an oval head
>>3914787
Except "secret agent" Jack Savage was just a scrapped prototype. Left on the cutting room floor. Jack Savage the wish fulfillment OC is just retarded word vomit.
>>3914788
you're a better artist then i am, anon.
>>3913054
>Friday morning
>July comes into work early
>She finds her way to Nick's office and excitedly pushes the door open
>The door reveals her scruffy old fox boss calmly writing something
>A bottle of scotch sits atop his desk
>no glass anywhere to be seen
>"Good morning Nicky!"
>Nick pauses and looks up at his guest
>"July, it's so good to see you. What are you doing at work so early?"
>"It's just a half hour, Nick. I just wanted to see you for a while before I go out to parking duty."
>"Yes, parking duty."
>"These past few weeks have just been incredible, Nick. The city gets smaller every day."
>"That reminds me, July. I want you to come to my house tonight for a nice dinner."
>"You know how to cook?"
>"I can certainly try."
>"I'll be there, Scruff."
>July exits, leaving Chief Wilde to his own devices
>His hand shakes wildly as he places his pen down
>Out of scotch again
...
>"A series of noise complaints has been traced to the opening of Savage Car Audio Specialties in the lesser parts of town."
>"July, I'm temporarily assigning you with a side-task of cracking down on car audio in the city. The number of calls we get in a day is ridiculous."
>A voice rang out "You're taking her off parking duty with how she's been acting? I thought she still had a month of it left!"
>"You shut your damned mouth right now before I end your career, Sougarret."
>"Thank you, Nicky. I won't let you down."
>A cold silence froze the entire room in an instant
>"What did you just call me?"
>>3914825
>resentment
You say resentment, I hear wedding bells! -said secret agent SavageHopps shipfags
>>3914830
Link?
>>3914788
Turn the paper 180 degrees and continue drawing a face
>>3914827
the guy was actually the one to post the ''leaks'' The video is just a compilation of all of them. If he does leak the script I think I'll fucking donate to charity
>realizeill never be with my waifu
>Realize thatli fe is pointless
>Draenk a'n entire bottle of liquoer straight
waut fo now?
>>3914854
>Scruff
I really like this.
>>3914915
Masturbate to a picture of her while crying.
>>3914854
YOU HAD ONE CHANCE!
AND YOU STRAIGHT FUCKED IT!
YOU DUMB, DUMB BUNNY.
>>3914832
>>3914872
i fuckin hate phone cameras
didnt go one post without fucking up
>>3914875
But most of this stuff wasn't leaked.
I recognize most of it from either Imagine Zootopia or the deleted scenes on the bluray.
>>3914943
>dumb bunny
Anon, that's redundant.
>>3914967
>Signed it
You're a real artist now, anon. How does itfeel?
>>3914943
Now he's gotta punish her.
>>3914788
insideout_weaver_laughing.png
>>3914989
...go on
>>3914854
Wow...
Y'know, as someone who was initially opposed to July x Nick, I think I'm hooked to this story now.
>>3914989
Soon, anon. In due time.
>>3914240
Paws. Don't they even use paws in the movie? Can't recall them using the word hands.
>>3914875
yeah, that yt guy is pretending to be an insider or something. He's really just scavenging already released scraps either from concept art, the documentary, blu-ray extras, animator demo reels, etc... The one useful service I guess is that he's putting them all into one place.
>>3914982
feels great
>>3915028
I tend to use hands in description just for clarity.
you guys like zootopia?
>>3915106
Nah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04
Hey guys, Pastor is real.
>>3914863
http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/
>>3915106
It's alright.
>>3915106
I heard is a crappy movie
Holy crap look at these cuteass cops Byron drew for japan
>>3915106
What? You think we're in an image forum regarding a children's movie with talking animals to actually discuss said movie?
We're all just here for the porn.
>>3915066
you know what
fuck those eyes
we are starting from square one damnit
>>3914813
yes
>>3915106
more than just like, kid.
>>3915147
uhhhhhhhhhh
>>3915167
>that leopard girl
>>3914421
She's not wlaking out because it got tough; she failed to live up to her own standards, her ultra-idealized view on what the police do and how they are supposed to serve a city.
In her mind, she did the exact opposite. She destroyed the city that she loved, had sown malcontent and exposed AND given reason to the prejudice that had bubbled under the surface.
She didn't just walk out. She literally felt undeserving of the badge. She even says as much.
>>3913426
10/10, would read more of these characters
>It's a Nick gets burned alive for being a Pred and Judy has to watch episode of Zootopia
>>3915106
>Zootopia?
>I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds like it goes against Yevon.
>>3913392
Every thread? Really?
>>3914854
What the fuck is going to happen? Will this ruin their date? Does she have to start at square one? GODDAMMIT
>>3915298
I had a kek
>>3915297
>Nick comes back as a Hell Spawn, Dawn is the Violator.
>>3915266
> She literally felt undeserving of the badge. She even says as much.
And that's probably why she got her badge back so quickly. Bogo might not have liked her walking away like that, but with that act she proved to him she really was a good cop.
>>3915269
Tell it to Nate the Writefag, I'm just the capper.
>>3915216
alright you lot
it's a clean slate and the floor is yours
Last version of 'At least hell is warm';
The story I was using as a springboard had Judy's sister named Emma, not Ellie, fixed that
Also used AngryCapper's image references
It was a struggle getting this under 4MB
>>3913054
>>3914854
whoa, hey slow down!
how did we go from dinner one to Scruffy and Nicky?!
>>3915377
I think he said he was going to continue it
>>3915335
We could always go back to posting GCB...
>>3915297
>It's a Judy travels to Outback Island while on the the Missing Mammal case and ends up being ritually sacrificed by the naturalist inhabitants in a giant wicker-bunny statue episode
>>3914206
You're taking that way too seriously
>>3915458
>wicker-bunny statue
HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE CARROT KING! GET'IM!!
>>3915256
what's the matter?
>>3915426
>For the past two weeks,
>She stays in his office for a long time
>The city gets smaller every day
Presumably they've been spending a lot of time together.
>>3915261
Cheetah
Hello AU anon here!
For those of you that are curious, the next chapter will probably come up this weekend. I work a shitty 8-5 Monday-Friday, and my birthday is friday.
Pay day is Thursday.
So I'll edit during my hangover/drinking.
Thanks for the support!
Back to your regularly scheduled shitposting!
>>3913910
Hey Comic, when/how do you usually take requests?
Because there's a fic I would like to request.
Be warned, it's a bit on the long side, but it recently wrapped up and has an ending and everything!
>>3915504
but that's what I want to know(read)!
how did Nick's icy heart defrosted?
>>3912631
Haha
>>3915438
>we
>implying it isn't just one dude really obsessed with micro
This is not a crossover I was expecting
But it's one I can appreciate.
>>3915521
>implying Water Under The Bridge isn't already on his list
>>3915438
I can't believe I'm being used as a meme threat.
>>3915553
But anon, we ALL are the one person.
>>3915494
Thats not a 3some comic with Nick, Judy and Jack
Its not even zootopia
>>3915521
Let me guess... Zootopia: Partners?
>>3915514
Meant to say "Hell AU Anon here!"
Typing on phone. Auto correct.
>>3915652
>google it
>178k words
I suddenly feel a lot better about my long-ass fic.
>>3915389
Lewd the signature
>>3915684
Wait, you are the one writing the "judy in hell" fic?
I want his fluff
>>3915700
Yes, that's me!
>>3915640
never said it was
>girl getting fucked by lover as husband pounds his prostate silly
those are the keywords I read
>>3915514
Loving your fic so far, dude. Patiently waiting for more. Happy Birthday!
>>3914401
>>3914421
>>3915266
Wanted to add to the original point of how'd she react to adversity in a relationship:
She probably doesn't have an idealized rlationship in her head; her mother and father and whatever realtionships her siblings had with each other (in a non-sexual way, of course) and with their significant others are the only thigns she has to go on.
In that sense, she wouldn't know what to expect from a relationship, and would probably go with the flow until the first hardship reared its ugly head, by which time her tenacity and determination would probably guide her through it. Not to mention I think Wilde would probably treat her right to begin with. She did restore his faith in the world, after all. I'm sure they'd get into the aguments any couple gets into, but I can't really see them getting into any fights that would truly put the relationship in jeopardy.
Man, I'm a fucking bitch. I haven't shipped this hard since I was a fucking teenager.
>>3914562
Dunno, here's the source if you wanna check: https://twitter.com/lenmue0/media
>>3915770
Thanks! Glad you like it!
>>3915795
Well then I'm sure you're enjoying my SavageHopps heresy.
>>3915550
The short answer is that it hasn't. Not yet.
Keep a little faith, anon, and you will see!
>>3915811
Bruh, I am immune to savagehopps heresy based on a simple fact.
Savage does not exist. Wilde does. GIT REKT SON.
>>3915751
Well thats misleading. I was excited over nothing
>>3915811
>my SavageHopps heresy
>my
I'll cut you m8
>>3915867
>he thinks the fox is real
>>3915877
sorry about that, i guess
Just a little Calvin themed Bun smut for the late night
>>3915867
>Wilde does
>>3915903
better Judeon
>>3915521
Heya buddy!
I don't have a hard and fast rule about how I read fics: you just send them to me, tell me what you want, and I do it!
Or at least I promise I'll do it-- sorry to everyone about delays, work has been getting busy wish milestones fast approaching!
>>3915973
>file name
did Calvin send Tristan nudes?
>>3915973
This bun literally invaded my dreams. Stop doing this to me.
>>3915690
Fuck man The Bronc Town Abductions is four chapters in and sitting at 112k words
>>3916004
Do tell anon. It might give me more material
>>3915992
More willing to bet Sam, after she looked through his phone and sent them to herself.
>>3915864
og artist? or is it just anon?
>>3916004
Dude I woke up today with a stiffy and immediately fapped to the fantasy of being serviced by three shy buns trying something new.
>>3916078
Bunny harems are a good fantasy, anon.
I'd be your shy bun.
>>3916027
;))
>>3916071
sure, anon. whatever you say.
>>3916017
There really wasn't much to it. It was either him or a different bun like him crushing on me. All I can remember was him trying to stay within a closer proximity at all times and keeping a conversation going. That's all I remember.
Hey guys writeyote here!! Want some sub par "fics" written? Feel that the threads are too high quality? If so hit me up with those sweet (you)s and requests.
My fic which I shill shamelessly. http://pastebin.com/mnPqr3es
Wildeon is the purest ship.
Prove me wrong.
>>3915965
I understand, I too let my mind wander into dark places, earlier this morning I delved into Chief Nick, and not many were exactly pleased, the house title doesn't sound bad
>but I still have to cut
>>3916106
Your fluffle harem pics, give them to me
>>3916126
The adventures of Jack Sandwich, international super sub.
>>3916136
your image of choice does it for me, anon.
>>3916136
WildeHopps. QED
>>3916136
>Gideon taller than Nick
...What?
>>3916136
>>3916166
BB has only done the one pic with multiple buns
>>3916136
>Nickeon
>>3915907
>tfw not even Judy is real
>>3916180
Green text or regular text?
>>3916199
Nick is sitting down
>>3916199
Nick is very clearly sitting.
Imagine if Zootopia was replaced by Pokémon.
>GPD's first Lopunny officer, Judy Hopps!
>Clawhauser is a fat Liepard
>Nick is a Zoroark
>Fennec is a Fennekin
etc.
>>3916275
>Zoroark
>Literally the ugliest fox pokemon
Ninetales, mang.
>>3916275
>Zoroark
>The attempted Lucario 2.0
Nah man
>>3916275
You just wanted an excuse to post pokemon porn
>>3916321
More like the other way around
>>3916275
No, fuck off. Judy's design is perfection compared to that shit slut Lopunny.
>>3916353
pfft look at these faggots having feels
>>3914854
Did Plague draw this?
>>3916427
>Not even keeping the proper eye colors
get this shit outta here
>>3916401
On his plague farm... growing stuff. It all makes sense!
I've been trying to create my own Judy tulpa for weeks now. I think I'm getting there as now after a few hours of meditation, I can get her to appear for a few seconds but when I try talking to her she disappears again.
What am I doing wrong?
>>3915106
It's okay.
>>3916427
dont know if there are any more pokemon versions
>>3912716
anyone got the images in those posts?
>>3916465
Have you considered screaming at it? I've heard that asserting dominance is important.
Stick around friends.
It'll be ready in about an hour or so
>>3916465
What's a tulpa, Walter?
>>3916509
What is this?
>>3916465
That's your mind telling you that you shouldn't do that.
>>3916486
>kirbopher is still around
>>3916519
Fucking. stop.
>>3916275
>>3916307
>>3916427
But Nick and Judy look the most like Vulpix and Bunnelby
>>3916465
Are you sure you are stable enough with your own consciousness before you start trying to fabricate one?
>>3916465
Try to cast a sigil to help you.
>>3916550
I don't want to
>>3915458
>"This won't bring back your carrots!"
>>3915990
Awesome
I guess I get to shill it too!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14682178
Love your work!
>>3916572
Your meme ship's time has passed, Anon
>>3916572
Fair enough, I'll leave you to your completely and utterly shit taste.
>>3916517
I think it's like a fupa. But for tall people?
>>3915298
I fucking read it in his voice.
I mean, come on guys
I might like SavageHopps but at least I'm not a Judeonfag.
Rabbits can't be cops
Brooker here. Taking requests for short green texts.
>>3915992
I'll give you a little bit more. Two are on Sams phone, and one is not. I suspect you can guess which ones. But how did they get there?
What if Wild Dog was in Zootopia? Just, as is?
>>3914474
>does anyone have the pic of all the packstreeters lined up?
here you go anon
also I'm not dead, I'm just busy with some things
more pack street will come soon
>>3916180
>jack sandwich could remember it like yesterday
>falling into the vat of radioactive dough seared his body and mind
>nothing could describe the pure agony as his body became one with the bread
>when he emerged he was no longer Jack savage super spy
>no he had officially died that day, his family wept his passing not knowing that he survived
>the gods wept also fearing the abomination they had created, Jack sandwich super assassin
>as the months passed he trained mastering hi s new body
>soon he was now a lethal weapon trained the the culinary arts of death
>his first mission was simple, infiltrate the mob owned yacht and eliminate those within
>they were the ones who warped him beyond repair
>boat's snack bar turned to a deadly hail of lead
>no survivors no witnesses
>months went by as he slew target after target
>but even as bread became the nightmare of every criminal he began to wonder why he did it
>kill after kill wore down on his mind
>did he kill to clean the streets or to rid the daemons from his mind?
>either way he would toast in hell
>>3916583
I KNEW IT
>>3916613
>he's not writing more collar stuff
it's never happening
I've accepted it will never happen
>>3916613
Judy walks in on Nick on the computer, and discovers what he does when she's not home.
>>3916583
I can add this to the audiobook queue!
Can't wait to check it out! I've heard amazing things about it!
>>3916465
Don't bother. Any true-to-character Judy tulpa would either destroy itself or abandon you the second it understands what's going on.
Try a more codependent character, like Nick.
>>3916465
>tulpa
Have you made sure to create a Jackie Chan tulpa first?
>>3916586
I'm glad that will never happen
>>3916621
awoo~?
>>3916697
You can't stop it, Anon
>>3916111
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>3916646
He blazed the trail of collarplay, but no one else rose up to follow him.
>>3913878
Hey clunk! Didn't you have a soundcloud or something where you read awful fanfics?
If so, do you still have it up?
If not, I'm freaking out man! Sometimes I just get really confused and can remember stuff or remember it all wrong! I have blackouts, lost time!
...I-I've come to with blood on my hands, man. I don't know what or w-whose it is but I always feel...right.
For god's sake help me!
>>3916717
I don't need to.
>>3916740
Define "collarplay"
>>3916663
Huh, a tulpa that becomes aware of its nature and refuses it, and decides to an sudoku. Gonna write that one down.
>>3916614
Sam convinced Calvin to model for her in exchange for lending him her fashion sense.
>>3916465
She's a bun. She is fast. She keeps getting away, catch her.
>>3916509
This reeks of over-production.
>>3916784
Well just what it says. Trying to fuck while avoiding being zapped, or maybe a couple teasing each other until one gets shocked, or simply someone getting off on electrocution, which I'm guessing must be someone's fetish.
>>3916465
This can only end well
>>3916825
No, that's just multiple takes of the vocals. I like to do at least 6-7 takes and then cut the vocals up and keep only the best takes at each part.
>>3916807
Hey, it looks nice, did you make it?
>>3916762
Not him, but here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-161119708
>>3916648
>"Bye, Nick. I'll be back at 5, make sure to check on the laundry."
>"Sure thing, Carrots. Love ya, bye."
>Nick says as he pushes her out the door.
>"What's his problem?" She whispers as she walks down the hall.
>She catches the elevator down, pina colada song.
>"hm hm hmhmhm", she pats her pocket.
>She pats the other pocket. Checks the back ones too.
>"Cheese and crackers..." She huffs as she goes back to the elevator.
>hm hm hmhmhm
>She plods to the door, unlocked, duh. She forgot her keys.
>Opens the door, Nick's not there in the living room.
>Her keys aren't there either, she may as well look for them both.
>Opens bedroom door, to reveal the fox sitting on the bed with huge headphones on.
>A devious thought runs through her mind.
>As quiet and gently as a whisper she creeps over to Nick and raises the headphone, her eye catches something out of the corner of her eye.
>She glances over.
>"WHAT THE FUCK!"
>Judy Goes to the Foot Docter: the Game
>"Judy, I can explain!"
>>3916646
I just need one day where I'm not wiped out from work and I can finish it. It's frustrating for both of us.
>>3916740
I didn't blaze shit. That was another guy who did COLLAR ON and the idea was being tossed around a bit before that.
>>3916465
THAT'S IT!
ZOOTOPIA FANBASE IS LITERALLY BRONY TIER NOW!
>>3916808
this I like
>>3916877
Sorry, I thought we were referring to him. And yeah, the idea came up before, but after the two pics I posted above, there wasn't anything as far as I know.
Are you ready? Close your eyes. Make a wish!
>>3916916
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>3916911
Brooker's done normal collar stuff, so far I think COLLAR ON's the only lewd thing involving actual shock collars
>>3916866
Nop
Salsa - http://gerardson.tumblr.com/post/141238467267/zoobound-well-yah
>>3916916
I wish for Nick teasing Judy who is wearing a shock collar to the point where she zaps herself.
>>3916916
I wish for happy bunes celebrating!
>>3916916
Nice try Nick, you're not stealing my soul again.
>>3916843
And you think that's acceptable? Am I supposed to be impressed that your "golden voice" can't even successfully make it through one take of one song?
>>3916916
i wish for a hug.
>>3916911
Mead did do an art after reading my story, you might've missed it and it's exactly the sort of thing you're talking about
>>3916945
That wasn't stealing, that was a contract. Iron clad soul commerce
>>3916950
Yeah pretty much. Truth is I'm actually a terrible singer.
You should hear all the takes I took out of Pack It Up. Like daggers to the ear.
>>3916945
I'll just keep requesting pics despite having lost my soul.
Gotta get my souls-worth.
>>3916659
Comic, if you're still around, mind giving Savage 3.5 a quick once-over?
>>3916963
Reminder : Zistopia could have had Mead or Chumpy or Bore or Weaver but instead we got THAT ABOMINATION we got on Monday
>>3916950
>Am I supposed to be impressed that your "golden voice" can't even successfully make it through one take of one song?
Do you think most singers record a song in one take?
Why am I such a furfaggot?
Why did I latch onto FnaF when it came out?
And Freedom Planet?
And now this?
...and why does this one feel right?
>>3916877
Okay, I got a good chuckle out of that.
>>3916950
The fuck is your endgame here?
The guy makes music for us and you're, what, trying to get him to stop?
>>3916975
I hope you realize that your reliance on recording tricks has robbed you of your will to become your best. John, Paul, and their 13-hour recording session look at you with shame.
>>3916986
Send it on over! Working late tonight, but I'll be able to get you feedback tomorrow in the morning!
You can either message me on Discord or post it here!
>>3916998
Don't fucking remind me. Christ I'd be willing to let the artist relax and take a year to finish it if we got art like this instead of the "art" we got on Monday
>>3916999
Any singer worth his salt in the 60s and 70s could make it through an entire take without having to chop it up. I didn't say he should use his first take. Any decent singer would be able to go through one take and use the entire one.
>>3917015
Get off your fucking high-horse, Judy.
>>3916998
Are we sure they even applied? I remember some Chumpy art, but maybe he got cold feet.
>>3917015
But the Beatles had countless retakes and used almost every recording trick available to them at the time.
>>3917015
What can I say? I'm not a singer. I'm a producer. If I had an actual singer on hand, I would use them instead.
If I was actually a singer, than yes I would do it all in one take. Hell, that'd make my job a hell of a lot easier. Unfortunately, that's not the case, so I have to improvise.
>>3917015
John Lennon was a fucking asshole. He shouldn't be emulated.
>>3917039
Well that sounds like an arbitrary thing to gripe about.
>>3916963
Oh yeah, it's very nice, but I meant in terms of creating another story.
>>3917048
Not for Please Please Me. By the time they got to The White Album they were over-producing their shit and they got fucking sick of it. That's where the idea for Get Back came from.
>>3917003
Subliminal messages.
>>3917074
Yeah, and they still took several takes to make Get Back. The music video of the song shows them in the studio recording several takes high off their fucking gourds.
>>3916916
I want the soul of the guy that commented before me.
>>3917015
>What's the first thing you think of when you hear the name John Lennon?
Wife beater.
>>3916998
>We are missing out on some badass frames in an alternate universe where it was picked up by an actual competent artist
>>3917115
I'll take a wife-beater who can sing properly over some digitally-produced hack.
>>3917022
I'll toss it to ya on Discord. Don't want any of these tricksy anonses (we hates them, we does) getting a sneak peek.
>>3917110
>he thinks they didn't cut together multiple takes
Stupid Judyposter.
>>3917047
I thought Chumpy still submitted.
Weaver definitely didn't. He made it very clear, when some anons suggested it, that he didn't believe his art style would be appropriate for Zistopia.
Sadly, his work would have been a vast improvement.
>>3916928
Let's not ask for miracles Ed
>>3917115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
Can you blame him?
>>3917015
I think the point here is to get the content out while enjoying a meaningful life outside of these fast threads. As much as I'd Iove it, Pandanon shouldn't put in 13 hour recording sessions to make ultra niche community songs.
>>3917149
Dumb bunnies, amirite?
>>3916717
I want to see this image, but with Nick in the dress and Judy in a smart tux.
>>3917162
Heh.
From what I understand, he abused his first wife.
>>3916998
I'd like to think that artist had never worked on a comic before and used a random program that they had no experience with, but it's entirely possible that they just used Paint or something.
The author made a mistake with trusting that artist, I hope the next update is better. The story isn't bad, a bit jumbled right now, because they have to play catch-up to their re-write. But it's not the worst thing I've read and certainly still worth my time.
>>3916911
He did a really good job with the idea, people don't want to follow that up. If someone does something, usually it takes root if you can either say I can do better or no one will compare us.
>>3917004
ty
I think I'll do one more short request before I go to bed, lewd or non-lewd.
>>3917162
He didn't beat Yoko. He beat his other wife and abused his other son.
>>3917039
Well studio albums rarely reflect what a live performance would give
I can understand the appeal of wanting the raw sound, mistakes and all, but studio albums are just about getting the "perfect" version.
>>3915433
And I am little bunner, just hold tight!
Have you accepted Nicholas Wilde as your Lord and savior yet?
>>3917145
Sorry if you don't like the way I produce my music, but I'd prefer to make it sound good rather than worry about morals or whatever.
>>3917115
That reminds me.
For some reason my mom is completely convinced the Wayne Brady is a wife beater, and we have no idea why.
But she seems really convinced of it
>>3916648
i'm not that guy but i couldn't resist, sue me :v
>Judy slinks through the front door of their home, having finished her daily errands sooner than usual, and wanted to surprise Nick with a bar of white chocolate- his favourite.
>As she crept up to their room, she heard a slight wet slapping
>'Oh sweet cheese and crackers, he's masturbating,' she thought, as her mouth turned to a grin
>Approaching the door, she noticed it was cracked open- and taking a peak, she saw Nick on the bed, headphones on, eyes staring at his laptop screen-
>And his hands furiously working his eight inch cock
>Judy burst through the door, and leaped on to the bed, giving Nick a borderline heart attack
>He tried to reach a hand out to quickly slam the laptop lid closed, but it slipped due to all the precum
>Judy took a quick glance, and her jaw dropped in shocked by what she saw
>Nick was quick to attempt damage control, "Judy, it's not what you think- I'm doing research, I swear!", and his cock throbbed in agreement
>Turning to face him, her eyes getting a moment of grace from the shocking material she'd seen on the screen, she spoke barely above a whisper,
>"Sweet cheese and crackers- I didn't think you-" and she looks at the screen again,
>Clearing her voice, and speaking in a normal conversational tone, she asked
>"So, you- uh- up for babysitting one of my sisters in a few days? I told my parents she could visit for a week, but you remember that doctor's appointment right?"
>Nick's cock gave a slight throb, as if it were trying to answer for him, but he answered in a similar conversational tone,
>"Of course I'd be willing to-" another throb, "babysit, which sister is it?"
>Judy's gave him a devious smile before answering
>"Emma."
>>3916998
now what if.. nicholaswilde took that artist so his own drawings weren't overshadowed.
The plot reveals itself
>>3916940
Your wish came true!
>>3917071
he's just being a preachy little faggot, ignore
>>3917191
source?
>>3917192
Theres nothing "immoral" about cutting multiple tracks together.
its purely a preference thing. Hes being dumb if he tries to say otherwise.
>>3917150
Weaver was pretty floored at the quality of the newest update, even. I dunno if he's wishing that he'd applied now or not but he definitely expected something better than what we got.
>>3917192
Ignore them, Pandaanon. It's just some random shitposter trying to drive away a content creator using the most retarded logic possible.
>>3917148
Quick blogpost before I continue working:
First audiobook I ever listened to was the BBC's Hobbit radio drama: I got it for my birthday when I was I think 6. I though Gollum was the scariest thing in the world-- the voice actor really made him seethe and sound horrifyingly decrepit and watery-- and would cry to my parents that he was under my bed, and I kept a book of riddles under my pillow just in case he showed up.
>>3917198
Not that I've heard of. But that does remind me of that hilarious Chappelle show sketch.
>>3917145
The wife beater wasn't posting his music to a niche furry community on an unlisted board on 4chan
Fuck's sake Judy you're a country girl and a cop, what the fuck do you know about music
Let's stop with the panda shaming and focus more on the panda lewding.
Pandanon choking on like 10 ducks when?
>>3917246
Honestly, i assume it somehow resulted from that. Maybe she heard the "choke a bitch" line out of context or something.
Because I googled it, and I found absolutely nothing.
>>3917254
That's a lot of ducks, Anon. A lot of corkscrewing cocks.
>>3917227
I'm pretty sure Paul wrote Hey Jude to try and cheer up John's son because of how much of a shithead he was being.
>>3916940
Your wish came true! Even more!
>>3917276
*how much of a shithead John was being.
>>3917213
Thanks, Wishgranter!
>>3913428
Mah negro
>>3917254
Gets passed my phone autocorrect ing pandanon to pandemonium and lewding to leading, but I forget the dicks to ducks.
>>3917213
>>3917296
He does look handsome, though.
>>3917296
i wish to see a uncomfortable donkey being hunted by a snow leopard girl..
if that's how this works...
>>3917198
That is weird, considering a quick Google search of his name and "wife beater" only pulls up articles about how he and his ex actually split on good terms.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20044571,00.html
http://www.inquisitr.com/1588103/wayne-bradys-wife-mandie-taketa-helped-him-through-depression-despite-divorce/
>>3917271
>Following the heretical false prophet
Repent heathen, and all shall be forgiven in the Lord's eyes.
>>3917199
Wow... I didn't think my request would be taken a second time.
Two cakes, though; I'm not complaining!
>>3916916
I wish my dad would come home so mom stops crying every night.
>>3917071
It shouldn't. He's an especially faggoty line of words on your screen.
Shine on you crazy diamond!
>>3917370
Why don't you try telling your mom to stop being such a cheating whore first?
>>3917368
I saw him live once
He was great
He actually did a Q&A part way through the show and he was a really cool guy
Apparently he likes go-carting
>>3916916
I wish for Pandanon's thick manly booty.
Hello, /trash/...
Here's a fresh drawing I just finished for an anon on /co/.... last time I was here, someone asked me to comeback to share new art, so...... here ya go....
>>3917406
>Apparently he likes go-carting
This creates a wonderful image in my mind.
Is he being sarcastic?
>>3917400
SHUT UP DAD, MOM SAYS YOU STILL OWE LAST MONTHS ALIMONY.
>>3917254
>ducks
Hmm now-now y'all shouldn't be en-uh-encouraging the homos. y'shouldn't suck any ducks at all, 10 is, uh, is too many.
>>3917426
Nice. Good to see you're still around, Mechanic.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again.
Tonight, I will be starting with a sequel to the "Annalise x Panther" text. It's probably all I'm going to do tonight. I'm thinking I might make it into a trilogy if the reception is good enough. I'd still love to hear new requests for future listing!
>>3917426
Hey, it looks nice.
How are the /co/ threads treating you?
>>3912575
anyone else hate how SJW zootopia is? to be honest, I only like it because of the anthros.
>>3917426
Nice piece, man.
>3917481
Guaranteed replies
So I had my first Zootopia dream last night.
>New Zootopia animated series
>It's hand-drawn, similar in style to Batman: The Animated Series
>Takes place in the time period where Bellwether is mayor but before Judy quits
>Judy is the star, no Nick
>Judy is in a detective role rather than a peace-keeping role
>She has her police outfit plus a dark blue wind-breaker jacket that she unzips in the intro
It was a pretty comfy dream. If anyone is taking requests I'd like wind-breaker jacket Judy.
>>3917481
Not really, it's kinda balanced.
>>3917426
Sup Mechanic, thanks for the update. Still loving your work.
>>3917426
nice, good pencil work.
makes me wish my tablet wasn't being a bitch
>>3917475
Nick discovering lewd foxy fanfiction on Judy's laptop
>>3917426
Thanks, Mechanic. Glad you remembered us.
>>3917432
They're probably receiving some negative feedback and they want to show that some people do like the current direction. I personally don't have anything against it; writing is difficult, doing it on the fly is even worse and having to do it publicly must be a certain type of Hell.
>>3917503
>southern parents that want to crush your dreams
>racial euphemisms
>constant 'racial' tension
nah, they went way overboard
![feddd943699d9d0d5e4c86125e21fe0c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u5sUqTa.jpg "feddd943699d9d0d5e4c86125e21fe0c[1]")
>in Bernielover's mind, this is therapy
>>3917481
that is literally the gayest reason to like something.
>>3917565
Jesus.
>>3917565
Wasn't this like an actual therapy thing? Exposure or something? Didn't it bomb?
>>3917559
have we arrived at the point where if you deny racism you're a sjw?
Two more collarplay pics, this is the best thread.
>>3917565
I'd be down for that but poor Nick.
>>3917559
Because clearly none of those things actually exist in real life right? Just sjw propoganda
The movie was fine. Only thing id say came close to being too much was the "cute" thing.
>>3917607
>Working out some kinks
>"just some... therapy to deal with childhood issues ^^" bernielover
>>3917565
I hate Bernie so mucn.
>>3917636
Well okay, thats kinda shitty.
But Im pretty sure someone here wrote a fic that was similar.
>>3917565
>Implying a bit of Dom-Judy therapy wouldn't cure Nick's homolust for Finnick
Just a little more Calvin. It's perhaps for the best that there is a curve in the class.
Tristan is the sort of prick who enjoys doing multi level word problems that also change their units halfway through.
>>3917565
For fuck's sake you can't just do a muzzle picture, you gotta show how they work up to it
>>3917481
It's just the garden-variety "bigotry is bad" message that's ingrained in modern Western culture. And SJWs are bigots anyway.
>>3914854
>"Officer Hopps, if I henceforth ever hear you qualify me by anything other than my rank, I will ensure you never get to speak to me again."
...
>July drags her feet around the city
>The weight of her ticketwriter pulls her to the ground like a brick
>Her brand new uniform constricts her in a wrap of her own sorrow
>She had issued forty tickets so far to the noisemakers and every single one of them gave her an earful
>"Bitch," "Stupid cunt," "Piggy," etc
>She wasn't used to having such direct confrontations with people
>Even moreso than the verbal abuse was her own feelings of failure
>Chief Wilde had dressed her down in front of the entire bullpen
>She couldn't believe her friendship with Chief Wilde had come crashing down so quickly
>It was the one mistake she knew she couldn't make
>Possibly the second-worst thing she could have called Chief Wilde in public
>Tears stream down her face as she sits in her car during lunch
>Ignoring the occasional thumping cars driving past
>The day crawls by
>At last the time hits 5:20 and she makes her way back to the ZPD
>She submits her ticketwriter and collects her called-in complaints
>Now the noise complaint calls were coupled with officer complaints
>Could she possibly make things worse?
>She plods to the exit door and wipes her eyes
>The walk home is going to be exhausting
>"Hopps!"
>July turns around and sees Chief Wilde upstairs
>"Come see me in my office."
>July sits down in the familiar chair and takes a breath
>The air is stale
>Chief Wilde looks at Hopps with a softness in his face
>"Surely you didn't forget about our plans tonight."
>>3917354
>large
You chompers should know better by now.
>>3917658
But Finnick is the only way for Nick to safely indulge his pedophilia fetish.
>>3917481
There were some bits in the story that gave me that idea as well at first, but I gave them the benefit of a doubt that they didn't get to flesh them out more given how messy Zootopia's production cycle was.
It might not get its message across perfectly, but I don't think it's a bad message to present.
>>3917671
Its the beginning of the end...
I just hope Calvin gets a happy ending somehow
>>3917658
nick is for finnick only
>>3917191
>>3917271
>>3917354
Ya'll need Jesus
>>3917671
Harsh reality is the best cure for a crush.
>>3917716
Will he bounce a little when he hits the pavement, or will he just splat?
>>3916877
>Foot Docter: the Game
Hey now
Those girlgames make Lovecraft look like a fucking casual in horror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9MkEYetLY
>>3917565
>>3917609
Exposure therapy is actually incredibly effective. It's forces people to face their fears and get over them. It was famously used to cure fear of snakes by introducing people to large but otherwise friendly snakes.
That being said, I wouldn't exactly akin Nick's adversion to muzzles fear. I kind of read it more as bringing up bad memories. It would make play like unsexy but it wouldn't make him freak out probably.
>>3917821
WOW NICE FUCKING MEME
XDDSDXDXDXDXDXD
x--D_D__D_--:D:D::D:D::D:
YOU SU RE STOLD US!!!
BEROo!!!!
hOLY FUCK!!!!
GOTTEM ETCDE!!!!!!
>>3917821
I beg to differ.
>>3917701
I NEED MORE ANON
>>3917701
Nick, you big softie.
Can't wait for the guilt to surface and it all come crashing down.
>>3917821
can't stop
addicted to the shindig
>>3917842
I'd watch the fuck out of Mean Girls with Clawhauser. We'd watch it on Wednesday and wear pink.
>>3917565
Money Store
Everytime I see good WildeHopps art I get warm inside.
I wish I were dead.
>>3917821
>be Jack
>tired of being cucked by Nick
>shoot Nick in the head
>take Judy as your loft wife
>flee with her to another nation after selling Zootopia state secrets to it
>Nick isn't dead
>Nick is rebuilt as a cyborg
>Nick hunts down Jack
>rescues Judy
>final battle against Jack
>damages a time machine Jack was working on to try and finish off Nick for good that night
>Nick escapes with Judy
>Jack his trapped in the machine
>tore open a portal in time
>flung him into the future where Nick's smugness is law
>now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Nick/Jude
>>3917475
>Annalise was shocked.
>There was just no way she had imagined that.
>Yet, at the same time, there really wasn't any way to prove that she hadn't.
>Was she going crazy?
>That certainly seemed like the kind of hallucination a crazy animal would have.
>No...no of course not....she wasn't crazy, she had just had a long day, that's all.
>Her mind must have constructed that out of all of her collective frustrations.
>...Especially the sexual ones...
>If nothing else, whatever had just happened opened a new part of her mind that was unfamiliar, yet comforting.
>She very much enjoyed the soft embrace of the fairer sex.
>Very much indeed.
>Annalise propped herself back onto her feet, finished rinsing, turned off the water, and got out.
>She didn't bother to wear the towel as she walked back to her locker.
>Something about that little encounter had left her more....confident. Powerful even.
>Nonetheless, she hurriedly put her sweaty clothes back on and left the locker room as fast as she could.
>Something about that place made her sad now.
>It was the place that she had had her most thrilling sexual excursion, which she now questioned the reality of.
>The owners of the club were locking everything up as she walked into the main lobby.
>It was 8:00 P.M.
>Holy shit, had an HOUR seriously passed?
>One of the owners waved to her and said "You take care now! It was a pleasure havin' you here!"
>She was about to open the front door and leave but a thought caught her in her tracks.
>She turned around and said "Excuse me, I know this might sound like a really strange question but...are there any regulars here who are...panthers?"
>"Oh we're not really supposed to give out client information, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell ya that there is one panther."
>"What's her name?"
>"Her? Oh no, this one's a male. You can usually see him out in the courtyard licking his legs. Whoops, I've probably said too much..."
>What?
>Well that really threw a wrench into it.
cont.
>>3917538
Saved for future voting!
>>3917965
Part of a nutritional and balanced breakfast.
>>3917909
There's a lot of quotable lines and it's pretty well written and, iirc, the queen bitch gets hit by a bus.
>>3917701
What's the worst thing she could have called him? It's "daddy", isn't it?
>>3917990
"Foxy Toy"?
>>3917909
It's good. Surprisingly good. I thought it was going to be awful but I under up liking it a lot.
>>3917987
>the queen bitch gets hit by a bus.
BECAUSE CADY PUSHED HER
>>3917965
I want to call him daddy, but I'm a guy. This feel is a horrible one.
>You are awoken from your sleep by a strange giggling noise
>Disorientated and tired, you look to the digital clock at the foot of your bed
>2:45AM
>A few minutes go by in silence. Did you imagine it?
>"Ok, I guess I just imagined it" you say to yourself, as you try to make yourself comfortable again
>You hear it again, you didn't imagine it this time
>Your room is pitch black, you can't see a damn thing
>Apprehensively, you reach over to the bedside lamp and turn it on
>It is sitting there, on a chair next to your bed, unblinking. Giggling
>You try to scream, but no sounds escape your mouth
>The bunny gimp sits there. Unmoving. Giggling.
>>3917990
>don't even have a daddy/little kink
>think it would be hot as hell for someone to accidentally call me daddy
>>3917965
>Be a guy
>Know that Ted will never respond to my affectations
I SHOULD JUST EAT A FUCKING BULLET
>>3918053
> 1 hour and 4 minutes remain
>>3917821
it's already happened mate
>>3918055
Freud would be having a fucking field day in modern society if he was still alive.
All the new kinds of drugs and the easy access to them would make his lie wonderful.
>>3917965
PORN THE TED
GIVE HIM HEAD
>>3917894
Is it happy because Jack finally accepts his new life as a bunny buttslut for savage predators and achieves true solace in his soul
>>3918092
Dunno man, we ban drugs that are considered too fun.
JACK SAVAGE AND THE JUNGLE OF TERROR FUCKING WHEN
>>3918092
He'd be heckled to shit by modern academia, but yeah, who doesn't want to see Freud on MDMA?
There's something nice about Freudian slips, especially in sexual situations.
>>3918153
>banning makes them hard to get
Only if you live in Australia
In America it's pretty obvious the "War on Drugs" is a complete failure
>>3917990
It's daddy.
:))
>>3917909
Better question is: why shouldn't it be?
>>3918155
>Jack Savage and the Jungle of Terror Fucking
SOLD
>>3917671
>you don't get to have friends
>>3918186
I wonder if future generations will look back on the War on Drugs like we look at the Inquisition.
>>3918184
>He'd be heckled to shit by modern academia
I'm not talking about his psychology shit, that's just him trying to make everyone accept his fetish
He'd just want the drugs
>>3918219
>the Jungle of Terror Fucking
M8
>>3918250
But the Inquisitions were somewhat successful
>>3918250
Maybe future Mel Brooks will make a musical about it.
>>3918291
>Mel Brooks will die soon
:(
>>3918250
Probably more like the Children's Crusade, since it wasn't actually intended to be so terrible but still was.
>>3918250
>It's a Nick goes missing for 2 months and Judy and ZDP only find him after heavy tracking in a hideous underground fighting arena where predators drugged on Night Howler are forced to fight for peoples amusement
>He's covered in scars, missing an ear, and even after recovering from the serum and undergoing therapy still tastes blood on his lips and craves it
>>3917956
>She thanked the owners and left.
>As she was driving home, thoughts raced through her mind at the speed of sound.
>She was trying desperately to come up with some sort of logical solution as to what had happened to her.
>Any logical solution.
>Ok, so there was no REGULAR who was a female panther, but that didn't mean that one couldn't just happen to show up when she had.
>Right?
>But what about the lack of wet pawprints?
>Maybe she wiped them up as she left, maybe she had a towel waiting right outside the stall and when Annalise had clenched her eyes in orgasm, she made a clean getaway, wiping up her tracks as she left.
>That could work.
>But for what purpose? To look mysterious?
>And why would she have done that in the first place? Why had she left her like that?
>It's not like Annalise wouldn't have been down to take it further.
>Maybe she had been a hit and run type of rapist...and she was used to getting in and out as fast as possible.
>Maybe she didn't know how to respond to actual consent.
>That would also explain why she'd want to hide her tracks.
>But wait....a whole hour had passed...that shower hadn't lasted THAT long right?
>Suddenly, the gears in Annalise's head shifted.
>She was suddenly quite confident that the whole thing had never happened.
>Of course. It was so obvious now.
>She had passed out in the shower, dreamt the whole thing, and woken up on the floor.
>It had all been a great big wet dream.
>That's why it had taken an hour.
>This solution made the most sense, but she wasn't happy with it.
>She had really wanted that panther to be real.
>God that panther was so lovely.
>Strong yet gentle.
>Eager and skillful.
>Not to mention unbelievably gorgeous.
>She had been the most perfect lover.
>Of course she was. YOU made her with YOUR own mind FOR you.
>Stupid.
>She was home now.
cont.
reminder that nick is for finnick only
>>3918304
>pretty much all the major stars you love will die decades before you do assuming you live to the average life expectancy
>the last 20 years of your life will be full of shit movies and tv shows full of actors you dont fucking know or care about
>>3917501
That's more cohesive than most of.my dreams
>>3918254
>be revived and brought into a time of prosperity and progress you never could have imagined
>drugs are everywhere and give you the greatest of feelings
>will never be better than your mother's embrace
>or her vice-like pussy
>>3918326
>good intentions
>horrible execution, unnecessary loss of life
>look back on as a misguided and silly event of history
>>3918072
>48 minutes remain
I hope you're tucked in nice and tight
Chief Wilde and July Hopps cannot give up.
>>3917990
In the context of the things she's actually called him so far, probably Scruff. Period, though? Yes, it would absolutely be "daddy."
>>3918391
But the chief...I mean Mr. Wilde just did.
>>3918361
>Not even friends
>>3918412
But not on each other.
>>3918412
He didnt give up
He didnt give in
He reached the end
Now he's starting again
>>3918412
He's gotta retire someday.
>>3918391
>retired Chief Wilde
Y'know if you remove the shipping from it, the feels would be high.
>>3918464
It's not shipping. They're just friends.
He needs a friend.
>>3918477
>Don't you say he's just a friend
>Don't you say he's just a friend
Good night trash
>>3918391
>Weaver drawing JHT
It's a good day.
>>3918388
>>or her vice-like pussy
keke, nice use of local meme
>>3918489
>weaver
That's Wishgranter, anon.
>>3917701
>Piggy
But that's racist.
>>3918484
From the thumbnail, I thought it was another pegging pic.
>>3918488
Yessss
>>3918464
>They go to dinner
>"So, Chi--I mean...Mr. Wilde. I know you worked, um, with my aunt for a long time, and...I was wondering what she was like."
>"Mm, well...she was really something, kiddo. Lightning in a bottle, that one..."
>>3918464
I mean just imagine his first day of retirement. Still getting up at 5:30 sharp, only for no reason other than habit.
Putting on civilian clothes at that hour for the first time in forever, if ever
Walking to the coffee shop rather than work as nothing more than an old fox, rather than the police chief of this massive city.
Nothing to really do anymore.
>>3916613
Brooker DeWitt?
So, obviously Judy is Elizabeth-
Just saying, but have we ever seen Monolith and Weaver in the same room together?
>>3918455
>>3918391
>Implying Chief Wilde will live long enough to retire
>Implying he won't be shot down in a blaze of glory while trying to defend July from a drugs-bust gone wrong
>>3918488
Do NOT bully the Gid.
>>3918556
>Pussy like a vice.
>...
>>3918391
This is great. I love it.
>6 images left
>page 10
Let's finish this.
>>3918590
>"--and she had this thing she'd do where you'd be balls-deep in her--"
>"oh my fucking god."
>>3918592
He's a weaver lookalike who's been taking requests by saying "Make a wish"
The font isn't Weavers.
>>3918592
It isn't. The style is similar, but it is not him.
>>3918650
Wait is he going to get cucked?
>>3918670
Yes. His wife is going to fuck his brains out so hard he'll pass out when he orgasms and he won't feel it.
>>3918670
Nah, they're just gonna try out predplay for the first time.
>>3918690
I just mean the dialog suggests she's asking for some kind of fetishy think and making sure he signs off on it. It seems like more than just sex is on the table.
Oh man, I need to wait for the new thread to post...
>>3918704
She's asking for predplay. She wants to be sure he's cool with doing that sort of thing, because it is asking him to pretend to hunt and kill her.
>>3918704
Considering the characterization of Dez, it might be something just one notch above vanilla sex. He's childlike when it comes to romance.
>>3917213
I like you, Not-Weaver Wishgranter. Stick around, we could use your type around these threads!
>>3918348
>She walked through the front door and slammed it shut.
>This had been a really shitty day.
>Now it was over.
>She walked into her bedroom and stripped out of her dirty clothes.
>Had she kept them on much longer, she'd probably have to shower again.
>Wouldn't want that.
>Or would she?
>Perhaps that panther was some sort of a "shower ghost" who would only appear when she was in the shower.
>Ok, NOW you sound crazy.
>That panther is not real, you've had a very long day, and right now, you just want to eat a late dinner and go to bed.
>She set about doing exactly that.
>She waltzed out of her bedroom, still nude, and into the kitchen.
>Annalise very much enjoyed walking around her home naked.
>It was her domain, and if she wanted to air out her lady parts, she god damn would.
>In the kitchen, she microwaved a frozen Bugga-Burrito, put it on a plate, poured herself a glass of orange juice, and carried everything into the living room.
>She plopped down on the couch and turned on the TV.
>It was a rerun of today's evening news.
>There was that fucking moose. Giving the news all by himself like he's so fucking great.
>She shook her bare ass at the screen as she chomped away at the burrito.
>When she was done eating, she turned off the TV and put away her dishes.
>She went into her bathroom and brushed her teeth, playfully shaking her breasts at herself in the mirror as she did.
>It was 10:00 P.M now, and she would have to be up at 6:00 A.M the next day.
>She turned off the lights, slid her naked body under the covers, set her alarm, and put her sleeping mask over her eyes.
>It was the only thing she ever wore to bed.
>She shifted around in the dark until she was comfortable, and in about 10 minutes, she was asleep.
>Suddenly, she was awoken with the awareness that something else had just jumped onto her bed.
>Her heart froze in her throat and her whole body tensed up with adrenaline as the thing walked on all fours right over her.
cont.
>>3918724
>Hunt
yes
>Kill
no
>>3918749
It's still asking him to pretend to hunt her. She's being a good waifu and she's making sure he's cool with it.
>>3917671
Pffft. No life guards for grad students, better learn to swim.
>>3918578
Too cliche. Now July dying, on the other hand...
>>3917939
10/10
>>3918441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSlSaGcc0QM
>>3919207
You cant link a song to a post thats just an edited song
>>3919285
didn't know it was a song
>>3919341
Did you even watch the fucking film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rP-YP4c5I
>>3919394
honestly? i can't understand half of Shakira's english
>>3915167
>that cat
unf
