Zootopia Thread: Open Wide Edition
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BUNE?
goodnight thread
>>3918733
first for comf
Post the most comfy picture you have.
>>3918733
Honestly though Judy doesn't deserve Nick at all
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!
I will post the past three installation in the Annalise x Panther sequel before finishing it.
>>3918760
from the comfy king himself
Translator-anon here, did typesetter-anon manage to do this while I was gone? If not, I can post translations again.
>>3918775
Finally someone speaks the truth
>>3918760
Work went on way longer than I thought. I'm beat, voice is shot, need to be a beddy-bye bun.
Tomorrow the schedule is Baby Steps, then Walk Away Renee, then I'd like to get started on the next chapter of Stoutwell. In the near future will be the first chapter of Water Under The Bridge, plus I'll be helping all the writers on Discord in the mean time. Impromptu blind reads will of course be open throughout this time!
One last shill for the night...
Chapter three of HarryLime03's Reichstagsbrand! For the Fournier fans! (considering how much I've learned about recording, I might go back and redo the first two chapters)
Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Audiobook recording here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/rsbch3
And Toga's Red of Blues! VRbit suggestion: read the fic first! Its very much tied to its textual medium!
Full text here:
http://pastebin.com/8nGncFR7
Soundcloud readthrough here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/red-of-blues
Goodnight magical and wonderful /ztp/ thread. I hope that the Wishgranter artist is kind and gentle with your souls.
>>3918760
>>3918760
>>3918760
>>3918760
Thanks to the Wishgranter
My wish did come true.
>>3918760
Sir that is an incredibly tall order. I have many comfy pics, and you are asking me to choose but one.
>>3918776
>>3918815
>>3918759
Comfy please, boss
>>3918822
>>3918759
Comfy please, Boss.
>tfw an anon asked for draw requests earlier
>they were taking the first three requests
>they never delivered on any of them
>>3918754
Sleep tight, bunner
but not too tight
Everyone can have a wish. Even the bad guy.
>>3918792
Comic I hate seeing VRbit dead. Make a sleeping pic ffs.
>>3918776
I request a greentexts about Nate the Writedude taking requests, but not getting any. He tries making up ideas for greentexts by himself, but they get steadily worse and worse. He's about to give up... But then he has the PERFECT IDEA. He writes it, and all of the (you)s are his.
Just in time for the new thread.
Pandanon here, and I proudly present to you my blues song about our favorite suicidal moose detective, Maurice Fournier, entitled "Start My Fire."
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/start-my-fire
Mediafire Download: https://www.mediafire.com/?oiboohiwi71by5u
Pretty proud of this one. I'm happy I was able to get it done tonight. Any feedback and criticisms are much appreciated! Please let me know what you think!
>>3918775
She deserves better.
Do you hear it? It is a special chance. Hurry and make a wish!
>>3918876
>tfw you didn't get one yet
one day
>>3918760
>>3918941
I wish for lewds of Big Al from pack street.
(...What? Obviously, he needs some.)
>>3918941
Judy showing Nick the wonders of anal vore
>>3918931
Holy shit, this sounds like something out of O Brother, Where Art Thou.
>>3918941
I wish for a horny snow leopard girl hunting a exasperated donkey guy
Please?
>>3918979
Here's an Al. Did you forget about him?
>>3918792
Gnight virtual bun
>>3918941
Chest fluff comfy
>>3918931
Oh man, that opening is just perfect.
Amazing job as always, Panda
>>3918941
I wish for a gay fox orgy
>>3918931
>the character I write got a song written about him by the Soggy Bottom Boys
Pandabro, you're fantastic. Fan-fucking-tastic. I can't say how fucking great this is. Thank you so much.
>>3918830
>Annalise was paralyzed.
>She couldn't see.
>And she couldn't move.
>The thing was right on top of her, breathing on her face with the smell of...
>...strawberries...
>It was HER!
>She felt the mask being lifted off of her head, and in the dim light of the moon she could just make out the gleam of her forbidden lover's eyes.
>Though she was still gasping for air, Annalise's body relaxed.
>"I-i-i-it's you..."
>"It's me. Did you miss me?" she was whispering into Annalise's ear with that angelic voice of her's.
>"Y-yes, I did...why did you leave me?"
>"Shhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh, you don't have to worry about that now. I'm right here. And I'm all yours."
>She began to kiss the base of Annalise's neck, working her way up to her lips.
>"Wait, wait..."
>The panther stopped and looked at her in the eyes with a curious expression
>God she was beautiful.
>"What's the matter love?"
>"Is this just a dream? A-a-a-are you real?"
>The panther smiled a gentle grin and leaned in real close before whispering,
>"Does it matter?"
>Their lips met.
>It didn't matter.
>Nothing mattered.
>Nothing in the whole god forsaken world mattered right now.
>Just her, and her mysterious perfect lover.
cont.
Well guys, just finished my first draft of my Concept of Personality Assignment of Nicholas Wilde!
http://pastebin.com/UFbsYHhZ
TL;DR Ranger Scout event really fucked Nick up but Judy sort of causes him to recover.
>Assignment is 1500 word limit
>As it stands assignment is 2200 words
>I have no idea where to cut
FUG
>>3918930
That isn't supposed to be an allegory about reality right?
>>3919003
One of the few Coen films I haven't seen unfortunately, so I have no frame of reference. I'll take it as a compliment though!
>>3919065
Yeah it's pretty much the first thing I envisioned when coming up with the song. Thankfully I was able to find the sounds I needed to get it done.
>>3919073
Anytime! Loved your fics! Glad you liked the song!
>>3919108
Obviously not. Nate always gets requests.
>>3918760
There's just too many to choose.
>>3919123
This is the song in question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5BFivMwxU
>>3918931
Oh god I love it.
>>3918776
Finnick falling for a mouse within Mr Big's organisation? Maybe him trying to impress the little mouse with his hustling?
>>3918840
I love that pic, but doesn't her body look like it's missing a chunk? Her right flank is gone.
>>3919159
Now I'm kicking myself for not including harmonies in the song.
>>3919159
HOT DAMN, ITS THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS
>>3919180
How many tries did it take to get Dear Mother down perfect? Do it, figgit.
>>3918979
Pretty sure Wishgranter doesn't draw Pack Street stuff.
This movie hurt me so bad.
It made me wish for a platonic love relationship more than ever.
I was born with a curse, I can't use my dick for anything other than peeing , and I will never be able to have a sexual intercourse like normal people, or have a child for that matter, as I'm an impotent and sterile god forsaken man. But I'm still human, and I don't like feeling/being alone, but...
I know for a fact, every relationship, eventually goes sexual, even my more nerdy friends, who I thought will never get laid, eventually got a nerd girlfriend, and eventually it got sexual too.
I just want someone to love me only for who I am, so I can love back, without ever it going for a sexual route, but this fear of everything going sexual eventually, makes me not even try it...
I posted something like this already some time ago, but.... fuck, sometimes I just get so frustrated.
>>3919216
Anon, they drew like 5 Betty/Remmy lewds today.
>>3919215
Still haven't done the vocals on that.
One day. One day.
The mix needs a total overhaul first.
>>3919216
>Pretty sure Wishgranter doesn't draw Pack Street stuff.
Literally the first thing they drew was Betty fucking Remmy into a lamb-shaped crater on her bed.
>>3918931
Holy Shit Panda, this is so incredible.
You are a fucking treasure. This is going on my ipod so fast.
Also, Unf that fucking slide guitar solo, soooo dope
>>3919231
That was Wishgranter? Holy shit I thought it was Weaver for sure!
>>3919237
The point remains. We're totally cool with waiting for you do add them tomorrow, if you want to do that.
>>3919249
That you Bore? Either way, glad you liked it!
>>3919254
Weaver is Wishgranter. Calling it now.
>>3919254
Silly anon, Weaver doesn't do full on lewds. Even though he should.
>>3919274
It really seems like someone trying to be Weaver, but it comes off too loose for most features and they don't seem to draw any new designs without reference. They're obviously using different tools, though that doesn't mean anything.
>>3919254
Nope. They were drawing in just black-and-white, Weaver uses different color outlines for his characters.
>>3919296
>Weaver doesn't do full on lewds
This is also wrong.
>>3919309
not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm fully content to see more weaver-style content. They're not actually claiming to be weaver. Someone commented that their lines are too wavy for weaver's style, needs more smoothing.
I like Wishgranter, and want him to stick around.
>>3919219
Do you really have a medical condition?
>>3919268
Even if I do the vocals soon, it definitely won't be tomorrow. Work all day. The only day this week it'd be feasible to do would be Thursday night, but I'd need a couple hours to overhaul the mix and I probably wouldn't have time to do the vocals. After that, the next free day I'd have would probably be Monday.
Plus, I still have Part 2/3 of Carrot Farmers sitting on my harddrive ready to be mixed and prepared for THOSE vocals.
We'll see.
>>3919296
>Weaver doesn't do full on lewds
t. anon thats never been to the trashheap
>>3919274
By now, I wouldn't be surprised if Weaver turned out to be Moot.
>>3919345
I meant adding harmonies if you wanted to.
>>3919365
We already found out that Bunanon is Beaver and Mead is Comicanon and the guest artist for Zistopia is BernieLover. Finding out that Weaver is Wishgranter isnt that much of a stretch.
>>3919382
Oh, true.
Hmm, perhaps. I'm kind of planning on releasing an album of sorts after recording more stuff, and I'll be re-mastering everything I've released. So perhaps when that comes around, I'll consider it.
>>3919393
>the guest artist for Zistopia is BernieLover
oh well this explains a lot and now validates my urge to unfollow cistopia
>>3919337
Yes
>>3919422
I think he's joking
>>3919442
I thought we all were
Everything after 51.3 is an elaborate joke, right?
>>3919430
are you sure it isn't dummyitis?
>>3919219
Get over yourself and use your mouth. I read about a castratto (a guy who's balls were cut off as a child to preserve his singing voice) who got married and his wife sat on his face all of the time. Their love was eternal, I tell you.
Guys, wishmaker has been quiet for a while. I am concerned.
>>3919270
It is, and I love it! You're the fuckin man Panda. This really just made my day.
>>3919393
Wait, so Mead read porn out loud in public?
>>3919219
Shit anon, I'm really sorry. I hope I'm not being patronizing here, but "not even trying it" already guarantees you fail, whereas trying holds at least some chance of succeeding. I'm probably older than you, so let me give a hard-learned, honest advice: you will regret the things you didn't do far more than the things you did. Unless you're a serial killer or something.
I suppose that your problem would be an obstacle in a relationship, but I have seen people fall in love with others with even worse conditions, because they just clicked. I think that bringing it up too soon or too late to a gf would be bad, but at some point it should be discussed.
Anyway, back to the point. You should at least try. God knows I wish I did. Don't make the same mistake.
>tfw senpai notices you
Thanks, means a lot to me.
>A reminder
>>3919567
Even Weaver drew her okay. Compared to what we got, at least.
>>3919567
We could have had this.
Instead we get this.
Fuck.
Holy shit
Mead reposted the shitty parody comic I did
My life is complete
>>3919393
It seems fmiliar but I can't place it. Who's the artist? And are you sure he applied?
>>3919599
The fact that nw was willing to fucking post that is just beyond me.
>>3919075
>The panther wriggled her way under the covers, and held Annalise close.
>They kissed one another, and rolled about, shifting between who was on top.
>Whenever the panther came out on top, she would hold Annalise down by the wrists and lick her chest.
>This drove her absolutely crazy; the sensation of being held down by someone stronger than herself, unable to escape.
>When her paws were released, she fondled the panther's breasts and caressed her nipples.
>She seemed to like that very much.
>While still on top of Annalise, the panther turned around so that she was lying down on her back.
>This made it easier for herself to be groped.
>She kissed Annalise's cheek as she continued to stroke her chest.
>Annalise was suddenly aware that the panther was touching herself.
>"Mmm, here let me get that for you" she said as she slid a paw down the panther's frontside.
>The panther gave out a light gasp as Annalise's paw took the place of her own.
>She writhed in pleasure on top of Annalise as a finger was slid in.
>Then two.
>Then the pace was quickened.
>"Oh my yes...please...don't stop.." she whispered.
>Annalise could feel the panther's body tense up as she went as fast as she could.
>The gasps of pleasure were slowly turning into screams.
>She persisted.
>"AH, AH, AAAAH, OH BABY......UUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
>The panther's legs kicked wildly and her torso wrangled up and down.
>Annalise had just finished giving another lady an orgasm.
>And it was incredible.
cont.
>>3919721
>NW was McHorn all along
Guys.
Do you... Do you think McHorn has sexual relations with his spray?
Does he masturbate with it in hand?
>>3919745
He uses it as lube.
It's 3 AM here. I'm tired.
But I cannot rest... Until Wishmaker has granted his wishes. I like this guy.
>>3918760
>>3919599
>>3918733
AAAAAAAAH
>>3919745
That might be /ztg/'s next obsession. The forbidden love between rhino and gas can.
>>3918760
>>3919893
No wonder he uses it at all times. The feeling of release his spray must have when he... Releases it... Must be orgasmic.
>>3919872
http://cerisp.tumblr.com/post/144737274075/some-zistopia-au-doodles-because-nicolaswildess
>>3919893
There needs to be a pic of McHorn getting high off of fox spray, by using a tube sock to inhale it, ala. Charlie from It's Always Sunny.
>>3918779
please post!
>>3919792
>Custom watermark in the upper corner
>Artist sig in bottom corner
>Huge, ugly generic DA watermark dead center
How fucking "dun steel muh ahrt" paranoid can you get?
>>3918931
One of these days I'm gonna learn not to release a track until everything is perfect.
New mix of Start My Fire here, and then I'm done messing with it. I cut down on the vocals. They were just way too fucking loud. That'll teach me to rush a release.
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/start-my-fire
Mediafire: https://www.mediafire.com/?1f8m4md8328vod2
Thanks again to those who liked it. Hopefully Bore sees this so he'll download the good version.
>>3918979
Your wish came true!
>>3920052
>Big Gay Al and Avo
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
WE EVEN KNEW THAT AVO WAS INTO DUDES
>>3920059
But Avo is a grill.
>>3920052
Yesssss.
I'm keepin' this one in three separate folders. Thanks, wishmaker!
>>3920052
Al's head is way too small.
>>3920066
are they though
>>3920052
All hail the Wishgranter!
>>3918779
>>3920027
This one is 1 of 5
>Panel 1
“Aren’t you and Judy already dating, Nick?”
“Why’re you bringing that up all of a sudden?”
Floating text next to Clawhauser’s face: “Here’s the case documents!”
“Well, right now we aren’t anything more than just buddies.”
“Do you have feelings for each other?”
“Well, sort of.”
“OHHHH, YOU SAID SORT OF”
>Panel 2
“IT’D BE SO GREAT IF YOU TWO STARTED GOING OUT”
>Panel 3
“Up we go.”
>Panel 4
“It’d be easy to say that it’s my fault we’re not lovers yet, but…”
“When you look at Judy, she’s still a child.”
“She was an honor student at the academy, but she acts based on her emotions which is dangerous.”
>Panel 5
”When it comes to love, I don’t think she really understands it.”
“I don’t know if she even realizes what it’s like to ‘more than like’ something, you know?”
>Panel 6
“She probably just sees me as another one of her many big brother figures.”
“Either she’ll come to notice it on her own, or…”
“For now, though, you need to grow up a little. Just watching and waiting for something to happen isn’t any good in my opinion.”
>Panel 7
“Haa---- I can handle it…” (TN: literal translation for 余裕 has, like, ten different translations, so I went with “composure/allowance” because it seemed to make sense, but I could be wrong)
“I don’t think I could handle dealing with her as an actual daughter,”
“But watching over her has actually been surprisingly fun.”
“Ehh----”
“You’re saying that awfully casually.”
“You really paired with an undesirable person, huh?”
>>3919704
>When she was done thrashing about in ecstasy, the panther whipped herself around and looked Annalise in the eyes.
>She had come, but she certainly wasn't done yet.
>"Mmmmmm, now let me show you something more...advanced."
>The panther grabbed hold of the covers and threw them off of the bed.
>Then she positioned herself such that her head was on the other side of the mattress.
>Annalise had a vague idea of what she had in mind.
>She had heard plenty of jokes about it.
>The image of two tacos grinding together came to mind.
>She had never thought that she would actually do it one day.
>And yet, here she was.
>The panther raised one leg in the air, and encouraged her to do the same.
>They shuffled across the mattress and closed the gap that existed between their nether regions.
>Once that gap was closed, Annalise exhaled a delighted gasp as the warmth of her lover's lady parts was pressed against that of her own.
>They were now in the perfect position for what Annalise understood to be called "scissoring."
>The panther started to slowly gyrate her hips.
>It felt nice.
>She started to do the same.
>It felt very nice.
>As they both became accustomed to it, and they picked up their paces, it felt REALLY nice.
>Annalise had turned a bright shade of pink from all of the blushing, and though she couldn't see it on her lover's black fur, she knew that her condition must have been the same.
>You just knew that sort of thing about an animal when you were that incredibly close to them.
>They continued for what felt like hours.
>When the both of them were thoroughly exhausted, the panther crawled back to Annalise's side of the mattress, and spooned her.
>Annalise of course, was the little spoon.
>The panther's body felt hot and sweaty pressed against her own.
>Neither of them wanted the covers back.
>They were content to bask in each other's warmth.
>"Hey...I have to ask you something..." said Annalise.
>"Anything at all."
>"What's your name?"
cont.
>>3920052
It's really great to see lewds of the pack streeters. The SFW stuff is nice, but we have so little porn in comparison.
Good on you, Wisher.
>>3920035
can they be removed?
>>3920129
>And to get the chance to huff the musk of a sweaty, worked-up alpha wolf up close, of course.
>>3919893
I should be working
>>3920052
I wish we could see Avo getting the musky facial they clearly want.
>>3920125
Whoops, forgot a small part
SFX: fufufu (chuckling)
>Panel 8
“You mean the one I’m going out with at 6:30 tonight?”
>Panel 10
“Sly fox.”
“You’re not just lovestruck…”
“You’re already dating…”
Here's 2 of 5
>Panel 1
“Heaaaaaavy”
>Panel 2
“We made it…”
“Jeez--
You’re way too merry right now.”
>Panel 3
“Congrats to everyone graduating!”
“As of today, you’re all free men!”
“Whoo!”
>Panel 4
“He collapsed!”
“I don’t know where Wilde lives!”
“Let’s ask Officer Hopps for help!”
“That’s right! It’d be best if Officer Hopps helped him out!”
“Wait a sec…”
>Panel 5
“I have no idea where Nick lives.”
“Nick.”
“Well, today I’m gonna let you sleep in a special bed.”
SFX: zuri zuri zuri (drag drag drag)
>>3920148
>he keeps a giant body pillow sized canister in bed
>>3920165
3 of 5
>Panel 1
“Alright, here we-”
SFX: BATAA (FLOP)
“KYAA”
>Panel 2
SFX:: gu------ (snoring)
>Panel 3
“Geez, he’s enjoying this…”
>Panel 4
“--- dy.”
>Panel 5
SFX: Gyu (tightening hug)
>Panel 6
“Finally”
“I kept
My promise.”
>Panel 7
“He did
Become my partner, didn’t he?”
>>3920040
I'll be honest, Panda. I don't really hear a difference, although I might just be going deaf.
Thanks regardless. You're still amazing.
>>3920040
Good stuff, Panda.
>>3920184
4 of 5
>Small Panel 1
“So, back there…”
“Good grief.. Fufu”
>Panel 2
“Thank you”
“Nick.”
Floating text: Up until recently it’s been so heavy, but
>Panel 3
“Nn------ (heart emoji)”
“Nn- Nnn”
“Puu” (Stifling laughter)
SFX: muni (poking/prodding)
Floating text: for whatever reason, right now
>Panel 4
“Thank you for working so hard.”
SFX: Pon pon (pat pat)
Floating text: This weight feels nice.
>>3920207
5 of 5
>Panel 1
SFX: Chan chan (chirp chirp) (TN: BIRDS FUCKING CONFIRMED)
>Panel 2
SFX suyaa (Judy snoring)
>Tiny Panel 3
“GYAHN” (surprised scream)
SFX: ZUKIN (Surprised jump/twitch)
>Large Panel 3
SFX: GAN GAN GAN (Imaginary Finnick slapping down red flags with a GONG GONG GONG)
“Judy?”
“How did I end up here?”
“Wait, where is here…”
>Panel 4
“Hey, the neighbor girl has a guy over!”
“SHHHH”
>Panel 5
“What does he think happened last night?”
SFX: peko peko (bow bow)
>>3918760
>>3920141
I dunno. Those DA watermarks are intentionally made so large that it's a pain in the ass to even try.
They used to be much simpler and smaller a few years ago.
>>3920052
I would like to add Charlie lewds to the wishpile. We don't have much on Charlie yet, and as we all know porn is what sparks interest.
>>3920129
Avo's hands are resting (rather obediently, it seems) right on Al's knees.
If anything this seems like a kind of dominance display. Avo has to kneel there while Al jerks off, and doesn't even get to touch the big wolf's dick. Just has to serve as a target to finish on.
>>3920052
W E W
E
W
That's actually kind of a great setup there.
>>3920272
>we all know porn is what sparks interest.
Yeah, nah. People love pack street already.
>>3920227
Yo translator-anon. Don't mean to impose, but how reliable are these translations? One of my japanese friends is throwin doubt.
>>3920184
some of the translations are off, like the second panel is her saying "suit himself, he can do whatever he likes"
>>3920199
trashé
>>3920040
I got it dude. I really appreciate how much work you're putting into this and into everything you've been working on. It's really fantastic and I hope you're really proud of it.
>>3920340
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET
>>3920340
>In Charlie specifically, I mean.
Nah. His first appearance already had people liking him when he was waxing poetic.
Can't find the pic though.
>>3920134
>There was a pause.
>"My name...is whatever you wish to call me."
>"Oh....well...I like the name 'Sasha'."
>"Then that is my name. Sasha."
>Annalise turned around and faced her lover directly in the eyes.
>"I love you Sasha" she said as she buried her head into the crook of the panther's neck.
>"And I love you, Annalise."
>They both fell asleep.
>Annalise awoke the next morning at 6:00 A.M to the sound of her alarm clock.
>She slapped it as she always did, and sat up.
>She rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and looked around.
>Sasha was nowhere to be seen.
>Damn, it had all been a dream.
>Why else would someone ask you to name them?
>Sure, the covers where on the floor, and her sleeping mask was off, but that didn't prove anything.
>Maybe she had done those things in her sleep.
>She leaned over and smelled her mattress.
>It smelled like sex.
>But that still didn't prove anything. She might have done that all by herself.
>She got up, stretched, and tossed on a bathrobe.
>For some reason, she really didn't want to be naked right now.
>She went into the kitchen and started to make breakfast for herself.
>As she waited for her food to heat up, she went back to her bedroom and got dressed for work.
>Then she went into the bathroom and washed all the signs of turbulent sleep off her face.
>She walked back out, and ate her breakfast.
>She didn't bother turning on the TV, there probably wouldn't be anything good on.
>She put her dishes in the sink, and started to head out the door.
>As she grabbed her keys from the stand she kept them on, she noticed something out of place.
>There was a little note folded in half.
>She opened it, and dropped her keys as she saw what was inside.
>Written in beautiful calligraphy was the message...
>"Last night was spectacular! Love: Sasha"
END OF PART 2
>>3920372
>>3920372
I didn't see any particular out pour of Charlie love the same way Ozzy got. That might chalk up to me being unobservant, though.
>>3920199
>bellwether servicing a predator
this bitch is absurdly racist so that's hard to swallow
if u no wut i men
Hey /ztg/ wanna here a joke?
>>3920411
I dunno man, last time you told a joke things got pretty bad in here.
>>3920411
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU SMUG FOX
>>3920411
Hey, it's you again.
Yes.
>>3920411
if it's a bad joke....
>>3920418
Don't worry buddy, me and Spiderbro have an understadning
>>3920424
>>3920425
>>3920432
Okay so how is sex like a game of blackjack?
>>3920411
tell the joke u cunt
>>3920452
Over 21's no good.
>>3920452
I don't play blackjack
>>3920452
You know, at some point, you need to stop as a person and reflect on your failures, and re-assess.
>>3920374
Think this is it, renaming will come later.
>>3920452
Over 21 its no good!
>>3920411
yo man where's the goddamn joke
>>3920480
>>3920470
Ay it's okay, I am a native and sometimes I make mistakes also lol. Nice effort though man.
>>3920480
Jokes like that invite spiderposters to the thread.
>>3920506
Thanks; that actually means a lot.
Out of curiosity, were you the guy on the thread who helped me translate this?
I need help finding a story and you guys are my last hope.
all I really remember is that
1). Nick and Judy live in nicks warehouse/apartment thing in Zootopia.
2). Judy has a garden on the roof.
3). At the end of one chapter they spontaneously scent mark each other.
4). Nick's mom finds out because, other foxes could smell a rabbit on him.
More than 8 chapters (I think?)
Pease and Thank you.
>>3920525
Nah, I usually rarely comment on threads. But anyways keep up with the good work man.
>>3920480
I knew preds were bad but I didn't think they were THIS bad
>>3920512
Touche anon
>>3920032
>Having phonesex with Nick when he knows he's on duty
Damn, Finnick's a needy little fuck I guess
Here, have an edit of Wishmaker's thing with thread commentary.
Do with it what you will; I made this for my personal collection.
>>3920476
Good work. Did you ever find the one where FInnick goes to Bunny Burrow in disguise?
>>3920569
yo spiolers you ashoke i didn;t know nate becoimes polise man
>>3920542
Rules Were Meant To Be Broken, it actually updated like half an hour ago.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11930754/1/Rules-Were-Meant-to-Be-Broken
>>3920593
Not sure, I'll check in a minute.
Right now I'm crushing steel and stomping gears in Mechwarrior.
I don't remember it though, so probably not.
>>3920452
You've never played blackjack?
>>3920480
Come on man, you gotta do better than that.
>What's the difference between Madeline McCann and a submarine?
>>3920610
The submarine comes back up after going down.
>>3920586
You went through a lot of trouble to right align the text in that image.
>>3920480
>>3920607
Ah, well, whenever you have a chance!
>>3920602
HAHAHA I saw it just after I posted
thanks anyway YouDaBest
>>3920626
Wrong
>>3920633
>>3920628
Like I said; it's for my personal collection. I didn't want it to cover the actual image. I'm currently seeing if I can turn the white background gray to match while leaving the characters white. If it's at all possible, it'll be a while.
>>3920525
Where's the rest of this?
>>3920630
Yeah I missed a few of Nates' Greentexts, I think for a day or so.
>>3920669
Oh shit, didn't think anyone cared enough to repost
2 of 9
heyo thread
its been a while
im practicing tablet again, anyone got a simple request?
also im really out of the loop so bear in mind
>>3918776
Nick, Finnick and Judy, no holds bars free for all nerf gun war. Winner picks where to pick up supper.
>>3920709
3 of 9
>>3920673
It's me, Nate. You're talking to Nate. I cap my own texts sometimes when it seems like no one else is. I could post the "Finnick in Bunny Burrow" one piece by piece if you'd like.
>>3920719
4 of 9
>>3920656
Reduce the luminosity and/or add a level filled with pure grey above the level of the image and below the one of the the text, then tweak the transparency of the grey level how you see fit. This is how I made this
>>3920709
hey translator anon here, good job with the translations here!
>>3920730
5 of 9
>>3920718
That is ridiculously cute and I WILL add that to the list.
>>3920711
ZPD hula hoop dance contest
If too difficult Judy and Nick relaxing at the beach
>>3920725
Just making sure
Maybe sometime tomorrow, but if you've already got the posts you could do it yourself. I cap individual posts and line them up in MSPaint manually.
>>3920738
6 of 9
>>3920734
This one was a collaborative effort with a better translator-anon from here who has been studying far longer than I have. He also knows Korean I think?
>>3920773
7 of 9
>>3920760
I don't even have paint so I rely on cappers to make the macros :P The individual capping is just for safe keeping. I always delete those when someone makes a macro.
>>3920733
My Edit-Fu has grown stronger making this, but not that strong.
Is Wishmaker still around? I hope he doesn't mind me doing this.
>>3920797
Oh.
Then yeah, tomorrow. Or you could post them now and I'll get around to them when I'm done.
>>3920792
8 of 9
>>3920758
i'll attempt #1
>>3920815
and 9 of ò
>>3920814
Well I have nothing better to do so hold tight.
>>3920831
Thanks
>>3920831
thank anon
>>3920831
That is damn adorable, thank you translator Anon.
>>3920833
>>3920874
2 of 6
>>3920894
>>3920903
>>3920899
3 of 6
>>3920911
>>3920917
>>3920915
4 of 6
>>3920954
5 of 6
![Finnick in Bunnyburrow [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/K1BCyd7.png "Finnick in Bunnyburrow [NoGraphic].png")
>>3920945
Done.
>>3920956
Nate's a writer, not a capper. He saves his individual posts just in case though.
For when cappers forget, like right now.
>>3920970
6 of 6 (afterword)
>>3920989
Well, now Nate ought to know to use the best theme.
Alright anons, perhaps Dirty Jokes are a bit iffy. How about of old-fashioned humor;
Knock Knock?
>>3921027
Who's there?
>>3921027
who's there?
>>3921027
Who's there?
>>3921037
>>3921044
>>3921046
A heard
