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Zootopia Thread: Someone else already made a new thread, didn't they? Edition
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Thematic Thursday: http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
>>3925596
Hope you said it's "Nick might be a homophobe again" time
![1467826514.starmandeluxe_judys_holes_normal_sm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xr18YaW.png "1467826514.starmandeluxe judys holes normal sm[1]")
Lude Jewd
![1467826990.starmandeluxe_judys_holes_cream_sm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yf26K83.png "1467826990.starmandeluxe judys holes cream sm[1]")
>>3925637
Lewder Juder
>>3925622
>>3925201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
>>3925596
>>3925612
I should be happy for more gay wolves, but does it really need to be with Nick?
But can he weedly deedly?
>>3925612
Or maybe he doesn't like anal
I have no problem with gays as people, but even as a straight guy I think anal is fucking gross
The hottest woman in the universe could tell me to do her up the butt and I'd still turn her down. That's gross, man.
>>3925595
Fantastic
>>3925657
Shit, part of my reply got lost,
weedly deedly and all that
>>3925678
Well he was grossed out just by the thought of being in a threesome with them, doesn't necessarily mean buttstuff
>>3925595
Rad
>>3925596
>>3925612
OKAY THAT'S IT!
BERNIELOVER, GO HIRE TWO OR THREE DUDES SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM MAKING GAY SEX IN YOUR BED BUT STOP USING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FOR YOUR FUCKING FETISH!
>>3925678
See, that'd be fine. Some dudes just don't like butt stuff, hell even some gay guys dislike it enough to stick to oral and non-penetrative.
But the previous storyline where Judy wanted to peg Nick, he didn't want it because it was "too gay".
>>3925579
Huh... I suppose not then...
... Okay......
Time to learn with doggy!
>>3925595
Has my News breaking thing I did become part of the thread?
>>3925717
I dunno, Id be down for more g a y w o l v e s
But Id prefer actual story stuff with them at this point
>>3925733
>Doggy
>not doggo
>Just a common doggo
>Not even special doggo
Wishmaker bring me bliss and grant me this wish.
>Marty pushing his face into Charlie's sheath and inhale as if there is cocaïne hidden in there
One day I will have Wish-senpai notice me. Someday
>>3925637
>>3925647
Lewdest Judest?
>>3925750
Just don't move and it won't notice you...
![1466599560.starmandeluxe_twowolffinalclean_sm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0FMkgmy.png "1466599560.starmandeluxe twowolffinalclean sm[1]")
>>3925739
Here's some g a y w o l v e s for you
>>3925750
>not pupper
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to /co/ tomorrow
>>3925750
Doggos are the natural enemy of the BeefChild
>>3925791
>come
![1466598922.wickedstar_twowolfscatthmb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Rt6B9aR.png "1466598922.wickedstar twowolfscatthmb[1]")
>>3925803
I've got your heresy right fucking here
Fuck yourself.
>>3925791
>It's an april furs day but with zootopia threads
>>3925803
There's a scat version too but I ain't that much of a heretic
>>3925814
man I love the hide button it saves on the bleach
>>3925814
I ain't clickin that
![1467827854.wickedstar_judys_holes_scat_thmb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/q8nTcHz.png "1467827854.wickedstar judys holes scat thmb[1]")
>>3925759
Most Ludest Jewdest
this thread sure went to shit fast
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMj9TqsS3mQ
Where can I find more clips like this?
This thread needs a shakeup.
>>3925848
no kidding
>>3925759
Finally some Judy watersports.
I wanna drink that bunny honey.
>>3925612
>Lucky Pierre
I learned something today!
Shit, Im pretty sure this is all just one guy, but its horrible
>>3925739
g a y w o l v e s are not the problem.
Having a fucking fetish for gay sex is the problem.
But seriously though, stop with the OC autism
I mean, I might be a heretic, but this thread...
Man this thread went real bad, real fast.
>>3925909
I have a fetish for gay sex
Tho theres a good reason for that.
I'm not the nate or the capper
>>3925885
Hitler died to prevent this
>>3925918
Okay but if you made a webcomic, will you be annoying about it and make the story shit because you only care about your fetish or actually make a good story about that fetish?
If I can only see a fetish in a story, then it's shit!
You can have a bad day, but still smile again.
Sometimes, wishes still can come true.
>>3925954
Right.
>>3925945
part three when
Also AnnaliseXSasha is new OTP
Does anyone have the translated version of this one?
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/938664/e5c1740ee0/
>>3925925
TRYING to prevent this, anon
Just a little Calvin for the morning thread
>>3925678
In a previous storyline, Judy got nick into anal.
He's just straight. It's established that Nick doesn't mind that Judy has sex dreams, he just really doesn't want to hear about them.
>>3925978
I don't know, I'm neither the capper nor nate
>>3926020
Repeats?
REPEATS??
Anyone know where the fuck Weaver is
I have him the transporter to Zootopia but he stopped replying to my texts
>>3926020
Well, it looks like Calvin finally got his wish.
Labjer just fucked him.
>>3925466
shit, i should've used that :l
>>3925953
Well I mean she has been going pretty hard on sex lately, but its clearly supposed to be a smut comic this time. Smut doesn't have to be clever
>>3926020
>"Uh, you don't get to have friends."
>>3926060
YOU GOT THIS SHIT, CALVIN
I BELIEVE IN YOU
Just a reminder
>>3926020
Hey, on the bright side you get one more semester you got to pay to stay with your teacher lmao
>>3926040
I'm around. Working on writing. Stumbling on this next pack street story. The last thread gave me a lot of inspiration though
Emotionally I mean
In terms of I feel supported
Not in terms of I'm going to make it about Ozzy having a tragic backstory
>>3925925
Wait, are you saying Hitler could feel the urge rising up in him to draw furry scat porn?
That in his bunker, the allies found his body surrounded with reams upon reams of furries in nazi outfits, all pooping on each other. The crazed Hitler going "please, tell them I did something better. Tell them I didn't do this!?"
And that's why we blamed the holocaust on him, so he wouldn't have to bear the shame of what he was really doing.
>>3926092
Thank you man.
>>3926083
Well if this is the final, then Calvin wouldn't be Tristan's student anymore.
so the conflict of interest is gone.
Tho its still almost certainly not happening.
>>3926092
That's fine. I don't want to think about his backstory anyway ever again after that last thread.
>>3926060
Just remember "I am a Fish," and I'm sure you'll do fine.
>>3926112
Just playing devil's advocate, but there's not any conflict of interest, legally anyway.
>>3926092
Are they all going to play a song in heaven after the Rapture reunites the Packstreet Boys?
>>3926146
Its considered pretty fucking unethical to fuck your students.
Ex-students however tend to be fair game
>>3926146
I don't get the joke. Why is it bad to call a teacher dad? I did it once when I was still in school. All it got was a few laughs and then it ended
>>3926187
Maybe you've missed the whole "Calvin wants in Tristan's pants and they both know it" aspect of the story?
>>3926187
Calvin has been very open about his badgercocklust.
Rodent in rabbit vagoo when?
>>3926187
Because it's still an embarrassing mistake even if you aren't having sexual thoughts about each other and use the even more embarrassing "daddy".
Believe in hope. Make a wish.
>>3926204
I wish for Jack Savage and Judy Hopps cuddling.
>>3926204
Nick and Jack lewdly showering together
>>3926187
School yes.
College?
And calling them Daddy, not Dad?
>>3926184
Right
>>3926204
I wish for a leopard dressed as the punisher
>>3926165
One of my former teachers married a student
Then he got divorced and married another one
Madman
>>3926204
I wish for Calvin lewds. He only has (1) picture. Preferably something that doesn't pair him with badger daddy.
>>3926204
I wish for a Judy in bikini
>>3926204
Avo and Al being lewd.
>>3926237
Left
>>3926204
I wish for fanart for Hell is Warm.
>>3926222
I don't think he knew at first, but by this point hes aware. Especially after the whole Judo thing
>>3926246
>He only has (1) picture
He has more than one CANON picture, even.
>>3926204
I wish I had 2 more souls, but the souls were duplicates of my current soul, then when you take your soul tax I'll gain a soul and I'll still have 2
>>3926204
I wish for more cute jerboas.
>>3926249
Your wish already came true!
>>3926204
I wish for Obelisk to make a wish of his own.
>>3926204
2 Nicks 1 Judy action
>>3926264
Dreams don't count!
>>3926204
Remmy consoling a very sad Ozzy
>>3926290
Calvin is too gay for that tho. He straight up turned down handlebars's offer to get him with the trashpanda
>>3926204
Additional pack street lewds.
I just like them a lot, okay?
>>3926204
Pack Street linking arms as the Bulldozers come to destroy their homes.
>>3926301
I think being fucked by implies she is tooling his booty. Perhaps less than consensually.
>>3926294
>Remmy consoling a very sad Ozzy
>"Cheer up, man! Let's do something together, we can both write our parents. I'll even give you a stamp."
>>3926301
Exactly! She's trying to fuck the gay out of him, with a strap on. So that he can get over his lust for badgercock.
It's not a good plan, but she loves messing with twinks, obviously.
Mrs. Otterton needs more love.
>>3926353
That's no otter dildo...
BROKEN HOME
>>3926204
Schock collar Nick and Judy being lewd.
>>3926273
Here's an edit from my personal collection for baked bread. I hope Wishmaker doesn't mind.
>>3926204
big pred giving Ted the succ
>>3926394
Your wish already came true!
>>3926320
WHO EVEN DOES THAT AS A GROUP ACTIVITY
>>3926204
Well, I want to control all of Popstar!
>>3926388
Please, we know anyway she's been being comforted by her husband's good friend, Mr. Big.
Ever since he heard Emmett was missing he was round every day, trying to help her in her time of need.
>>3926411
i see a fucking can of spiders
>>3926388
The Ottertons are a kinky couple. They're definitely down for some interspecies swinging.
>>3926424
I mean Nick has the Shock collar
>>3926462
By spiders, for spiders, of spiders.
>>3926469
>no mustache
Did this faggot even watch the movie?
bleh.
I was gonna doodle a Judy from reference, but my pencil gave out, and due to circumstances, I can't get through to most of the house right now.
>>3925954
With Remmy present? not a chance
>>3926469
No wonder Emmitt hangs out around giant naked mammals. He's trying to pick someone up to bring home and bang his wife.
>>3926516
put some pants on you lazy git
oh Wishmaker why have you abandoned me
>>3926427
It's a herd thing
>>3926537
Peh. No, it's not that.
I have negative tolerance for gross, and the my housemate's dog has made the hallway impassible. Since that has always been their responsibility, I'm waiting for them to get home and take care of it. My tolerence is at 'even thinking about it frays my sanity' levels.
Morning thread!
>>3926569
Creme?
>>3926569
I mean dog poo sucks, but you don't gotta be a baby about it. Just walk around it
>>3926569
Then maybe you shouldn't have kept jacking his dog off in the hallway if you were going to have such a hard time navigating the cum stains.
>>3926523
Remmy tormenting Ozzy about momdeath is not true to the canon
nobby timeline aborted
>Remmy is walking home untill it seems it started to rain.
>Looking up he doesn't see a single cloud
>On a nearby bridge that hangs over a bussy road some preds are peeing on him
>Remmy jumps out off the way and curses.
>Goes home as everybody looks at him as his wool is now yellow and he smells like pred pee.
>Finally at his building he hopes to get a shower fast.
>Al stops him with an angry look.
>Demands why he smels like he just has been marked.
>Remmy tries to explain as he get dragged by Al to a shower.
>His clothes get ripped from his body by the big wolf.
>Remmy expects a beating but something hot hits him in the face.
>It's not a fist but Al peeing on him.
>"No one marks someone who is under me but ME" Al fumes.
>Remmy dares not to move as the wolf keeps cursing under his breath.
>>3926658
A-anon, this is my fetish exactly.
>>3926680
>No space.
Then jump over it you stupid fuck
>wake up
>catch up on the prior thread
>Nobby granting wishes again
>see all that Ozzy sadness
Why did you people do this?
Why couldn't you wish for happy things?
Now I wish I could never wake up again...
>>3926641
ignorance is a perfectly valid excuse though
>>3926708
wish granter was the one granting wishes
nobby was stealing them
>>3926708
>Now I wish I could never wake up again...
ARE YOU SURE?>
>>3926658
...Continue...
(Man, what if Betty and Al end up trying to tug Remmy back and forth between them? Both trying to mark him as theirs, over and over... Remmy is all like 'WHY IS THIS MY LIFE NOW'
> we still don't have an AnonXAnnalise fic yet.
>>3926726
HE HAS A COMMEMORATIVE FUCKING TANK-TOP
REMMY'S NOT THAT DAFT THIS IS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION
>>3926758
We don't need an AnonXAnnalise fic
>>3926743
What the fuck is this thing
while pack street is still hot
have a nice little family reunion with betty and shep
Reminder that Foxes are Motherfuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I19wgjB36-o
>>3926278
Don't make the noosphere get stuck in a logic loop.
>>3926823
a forced meme, just ignore posts with it
>>3926658
More watersports are needed.
>Mrs Otterton's eyes slowly open, and only see darkness.
>A throb of pain makes itself present on the back of her head, and she tries to reach a hand to feel it.
>She realizes her arms are tied down, and in a groggy panic, tries to move her entire body-
>Arms, legs, and even her neck are tied down, apparently to a chair.
>Trying to call out, her cries are muffled- there's some sort of fabric tied around her mouth.
>Her thrashing doubles, but quickly subsides as the throbbing in her head grows with her struggles.
>She feels sufficated, and she tries to get as much air as she can from her nose, but the feeling doesn't go away.
>Her muscles relax, her eyes droop down, but her lungs scream for more air.
>Suddenly, there's the sound of a door knob turning, and a burst of light appears a few feet in front of her.
>Officers Hopps and Wilde walk in, and the door shuts behind them.
>Relief floods Mrs. Otterton, but that immediately dissapears when she hears the sound of a zipper being undone,
>Followed by the feeling of soft paws sliding her pants and panties down to her knees.
>The strong smell of male musk fills her senses, and she suddenly feels something large prodding her lower lips.
>Her waist is pulled forwards by large, pawed claws,
>And she screams when she feels a tappered cock force itself, dry, into her sex.
>>3926824
This is good, but you really gotta exaggerate Shep's physique a bit more. Guy's built like a brick house.
It's pretty fucking cute to imagine he'd buy her a shirt like that
i̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶r̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶
>>3926835
>COLDN
>COLDNESS
ITS COOLNESS
>>3926852
Yeah. ESPECIALLY shit with marking and musk. Like, goddamn. I'm almost tempted to try to write something like it myself. (But would Remmy learn to enjoy it? Time would tell.)
>>3926850
No I want to know because I think Im sexually attracted to it
>>3926829
christ
>>3926861
>dry
brutal
>>3926850
>kirby is a meme
>>3926900
>spam "the cake is a lie"
>"its not a forced meme, its Portal!"
>>3926862
i am just really bad at thing sorry
shep will be bigger next time
I started writing a betty/remmy marking greentext, but gave up on it. Bleh. Maybe later.
>>3926926
Portal is a meme game though, like StarFox or Metal Gear
>>3926869
I'm sorry my My Little Pony knowledge isn't as advanced as yours.
You know, I thought about checking up when I was writing that, but I figured what the heck. Who'd give a shit?
>>3926926
>the cake is a lie
Fuck off reddit
>>3926861
Continue,plix.
>>3926869
Found the ponyfag.
>>3926947
Metal gear?!
>>3926976
NANOMACHINES
>>3926959
My immersion is ruined
>>3926871
Considering how important urine is with animal sexuality I'm surprised it's not more common.
>>3925612
Wait... have we really reached a point in society where to even suggest you find gay sex unappealing or don't want to partake you're a homophobe?
>>3926994
Nice try fgt
>>3926060
It's just like taking the dadger bick, just relax, breath and take it one inch at a time. You got this Calvin.
>>3925612
I had a good laugh. Thank you, BL
>>3927013
>samefagging this hard
>>3926993
But what if it signified he'd been off the ride so long he'd begun to forget?
That he was happy with the pussy pussy, no longer craving the
>horse pussy.
And then he saw them.
>>3927038
Nice try, Brad.
>>3926824
I want to fuck that wolf.
>>3927013
are you okay, anon?
>>3926996
Maybe because piss is toxic and tastes horrible
>>3927046
>>3927013
I would kick your ass motherfucker
>>3927042
You cannot cleanse "Bronies visit Pizza Hut" from your mind
It's impossible to do so, like forgetting that CWC exists
>>3926996
Same, really. I really want to see more of it... Then again, it is unabashedly my biggest fetish, so.
>>3927066
You're a fucking pussy, Brad
>>3927052
You speak like a human. For animals, it's more about what it MEANS then what it literally is. As for tastes horrible...
Animals eat a lot of horrible shit in general, so let's no go there, really.
>>3927078
>"Bronies visit Pizza Hut"
Wait, that sounds familiar.
Was it a Youtube video?
>>3926824
I want to fuck both of them and cuck two sheep in the process
Challenge: Write a story around this AU pic.
>>3926658
>Remmy woke up remembering the dream.
>It took his mind a few seconds as he realized that Al's marking had been a few days ago.
>Looking at his clock he sees that he has a hour and a half before Al wakes up.
>Flees the building in the nick off time as Al's door opened as Remmy ran through the front door.
>Al had been marking him a few times a day to insure that the other pred smells were gone.
>But today was the first time he could escape it.
>Goes to work and try to ignore the animals with a good nose.
>Goes home after work and Remmy hopes that Al is gone from his spot so he can sneak to his room.
>Gets hit in the face by something red and blue.
>Said objects explode on impact and Remmy realises they were waterballoons filled with pee by the same preds from earlier this week.
>Is scared to go home so he tries to go the other way.
>Walks straight into someone.
>Realises its Betty
>She goes from confused. Too annoyed. Too furrious.
>Grabs Renny by the scruff off his neck and drags him home.
>The whole mile.
>Gets tossed into the shower but this time the shower from Betty.
>He already what was happening and waited for the ripping.
>"You slow or something? Get out off those clothing!"
>Remmy undresses as Betty throws them in a laundry washer.
>Betty comes back and washes him with a shampoo made for wool.
>Halfway through he realises she is naked and washing him.
>Remmy knew that she probably still could smell those preds as she kept on using more and more shampoo.
>Betty's lips started to curl upwards as she was now literally growling with her teeth fully on display.
>"Fuck, yarnball you have some bad luck" She says as she pushes Remmy to the ground.
>As she turns around [Remmy knew what was coming] and started to mark him.
>With Al he would have closed his eyes or didn't dare to stare but with Betty it was as if he couldn't look away.
>When she was done she gave a sage-like nod and said that this has to do it for now.
>>3926758
I need this!
>>3927013
ariverderchee
>>3926215
Your wish... came true?
>>3927108
I know someone who plays as a 'commuter wilde' already.
>>3927043
Well even if not all gays take part in anal, the idea of having something oblong stuck up your ass for sexual gratification is pretty gay.
>>3927109
Yes. Yeeeeeess. Marking with meaning and plot, plus Betty caring in her rough, unspoken kind of way.
I love this.
>>3927108
>Uploaded under another account's name
>From a workstation logged in as a different name
>Someone's getting their fucking ass audited
>>3927119
Well done Wishgranter.
>>3926204
I wish... Rex and Marty would cuddle lewdly!
>>3927142
this is weirdly fumblingly funnily tingly odd
>>3927217
Sleep well sweet prince
Interspecies hand holding
>>3927119
I WANT TO FUCK NICK PRETENDING TO BE JACK SAVAGE
>>3927217
Sheep Well.
>>3927052
>piss is toxic
No it isn't.
>tastes horrible
Not in my experience.
>>3927109
I want to read about Remmy learning to accept his regular markings from the Pack Street gang as them claiming him to be part of the pack street family, and taking him under their protection.
In time, the act might make him feel warm and accepted inside... You know, as well as warm and drenched outside.
>>3927119
>jack savage is just nick's online persona
>>3927249
Heresy!
>>3927108
There was one prompt I liked where Judy gets kicked out eventually, and moves to zootopia. One day she steals a briefcase Nick was carrying which contained his plans to start a themepark.
She feels bad and returns it to him saying she wants to help him make it happen, and she would do it if he'd make her his partner.
>>3927308
Only in vast quantities, yes.
>tastes horrible
Well, that varies greatly on load to load, based on water intake, diet...
>>3927308
Its called "waste" for a reason.
You aren't supposed to ingest it
>>3927313
Frankly I don't think urine would have remained a significant factor in Zootopian life. Of all the things to change quickly with evolution, the most malleable are related to sex, dominance, and socializing. Urea marking would have gone out by the advent of gesture-language, at least. It strains credulity that an advanced society like this would have people pissing on each other for anything but pure fetish reasons, like our own.
>>3927109
>Remmy walks confused home as he wasn't sure what was going on as he just been marked by Betty.
>Walking through the door the ground started to shake.
>Remmy didn't know that Zootopia had quakes.
>Remmy saw Al comming at him with a speed he didn't know Al was capeble off.
>Got dragged to the shower once more but Remmy was able to spare his cloths as he undressed while being dragged.
>The twins on the nearby couch whistled as one off the two grabbed his undies and put the piece off cloth too their noses.
>Al had him standing om the shower as he started to probe his nose in every nook and cranny off Remmy's body.
>"Stupid bitch can't even do a simple counter marking?" He muttered as he pulled his dick out.
>Remmy was about to protest as he has been washed by Betty soo hard he was sure his wool had shrunken in size.
>But the stream hit him square in the face causing some too spill in his mouth.
>He wanted to gag at the yellow liquid but a single stare by Al and the reflex diseppeared.
>Remmy noticed something else he was staring again and this time it was at Al's giant wolf cock.
>Remmy knew he was happy when shearing season came it was now too cold to shear.
>Only a month or two left.
>>3927315
>Nick wants to have and be the rabbit.
>Nick makes a fursona.
>>3927308
It's 95% water, and 5% urea, urea being everything your body doesn't want in it. So don't put it back in
This isn't the future I wanted
>>3927363
But anon.
Fetishes.
Watersports has become pretty well known as far as fetishes go, and we never even used it for sex.
Now, imagine how this kind of fetish might develop when Old Culture dictated ownership, belonging, etc. If we developed it, then they would develop it and have much stronger reasons to (in species that mark that way, anywya)
>>3927371
>bunnysona
>Judy finds out
>Creates foxsona and ERPs with him without him knowing it's her
>shit gets steamy, she asks him to meet up
>he stays loyal and says no
>qeueu happy sex
>>3927119
You're the best Genie
>>3927400
>But anon.
>Fetishes.
Did you read my whole post?
>>3927367
I approve. I hope someone's capping this (PROPERLY, with tomorrow theme). My fetish aside, I like seeing them tugging him back and forth trying to claim him as part of the pack, and it's amusing they don't take him aside to explain it.
>>3927407
>ERPing with strangers
>Being faithful
lol
do you think phonesex is being faithful too?
>>3927358
Everything is toxic in vast quantities.
>>3927360
Dicks are only supposed to go in vaginas for the purpose of procreation. There are plenty of things people do that we're not "supposed" to.
>>3927390
Thats pretty funny
>>3927417
Fair enough. Counterpoint: Small sects of mammals who adhere to the old ways. The legal kind- Not eating other mammals, but rather weird quirks that should have died out long ago.
Basically, tribal kinds who adhere to ancient rituals for whatever reason. But yes, it probably wouldn't be mainstream except for those exceptionally in touch with their instincts.
>>3927445
>Everything is toxic in vast quantities.
Don't be a fucking idiot.
If you get turned on by pee that's your business but you don't have to try to justify your gross fetish.
>>3927445
I don't eat my vomit after I puke up something poisonous
>>3927445
>Everything is toxic in vast quantities.
It's as Paracelsus put it, "The dose makes the poison."
>>3927480
No one asked you, Brad
>>3927395
But it's the one we got.
>>3927395
you should have wished harder then
what future did you seek?
>>3927472
He's got a point. I recall a woman who died in some 'hold your wee for a wii' contest because she took in too much water and refused to expel it- thus, water is toxic in vast quantities.
That said, you don't have to like any fetish. Fetishes just are, they don't HAVE to have any underlying logic to them. Just ignore it, I guess? I mean, there's a 'hide post' option for a reason if it really bothers you.
Does anyone happen to have a collection of all the remmie pictures they can stick in an imgur or something?
>>3927395
Welcome to the street.
>>3927500
I'm not brad tho
>>3927526
This isn't canon.
Does someone have every single piece of zootopia pictures posted in the threads? If so, please share them. Help the newbies catch up.
>>3927565
It's a bane joke.
>>3927526
da fak is this I only want positive feels here I come to be happy
>>3927322
I like it!.jpg
>>3927608
Anon's wish killed her indirectly.
>>3927587
ztarchive.com
go nut(s)
>>3927526
>not naming it lozzy.jpg
you had one job
>>3927573
Neither is this.
>>3927529
Water poisoning is a known thing, and so is the idea of a body taking in too much of a given substances as harmful -- and water poisoning isn't because water is poisonous, technically, it's because electrolytes in the brain become imbalanced as a result of overhydration.
The point is that's not what "toxic" means.
Saying "urea isn't toxic because too much water can kill you too" is like saying "running in a minefield isn't dangerous because you could get hit by a bus tomorrow". It's a non-sequitur, a distraction from the actual point.
>>3927642
In an easy to download zip please.
>>3927604
You must ignore a lot of stuff then
>>3927673
Dont be lazy.
>>3927322
Oh god, that was me. That's so far back it's before I wrote anything other than prompts and greens.
>>3927565
>Grad
Oh shit I thought it said 'Good'.
>>3927642
>Posting inferior version
>>3927673
you're SOL. nobody ever uploads to the booru
try using:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTrack
>>3927664
I thought the point was 'too much of anything will kill you'. The word 'toxic' may be wrong for the point that was intended.
>>3927595
>bane joke
You're telling me, it's horrible.
>>3927608
Not dead, just hungover.
Ozzy's a moron who doesn't know that the "lifesaving medicine" is just paracetamol.
>>3927732
>Ozzy's a moron who doesn't know that the "lifesaving medicine" is just paracetamol.
Yeah fuckin' moron why doesn't he know that when he's like 9 years old.
>>3926246
>>3926291
Well, alright, just for you anon, just for you.
>>3927716
>lesbian sex
>>3927456
source?
>>3927753
Because his momma never sent him to school. His teachers have been the street, and old mister knotyason.
>>3927367
>Remmy grumbled as he was sure his wool had gotten a yellow color.
>Both wolves had decided they would mark him at different times off the day soo that both didn't get a strain in their schedule.
>They had been doing that for a whole week.
>Setting his alarm was a wast off time because Al wouldn 't be fooled by the same tactic twice.
>This morning Al had lifted him out off bed without waking him and his pee was the first thing Remmy felt when waking up.
>He ignored the snickers from the other people that were at his work.
>His day was finally over and he prepared himself to get a shower by Betty.
>He heard something to his left and looked into an alleyway but nothing was there.
>Someone gave him a shove into the alleyway before he got dragged.
>It were those preds again.
>They were snickering. "Don't worry little lamb. We will save you from those two wolves. You will be very happy in our personal herd."
>Why? Why does this have too happen? Is this punishment for not lowering the toiletseat which caused Marty too slip in?
>Remmy tried to shield himself but it was too no avail as the preds probably had been drinkin a lot. He saw a small pile off cans and cups.
>He couldn't flee as the alleyway had a deadend and the preds were blocking his exit.
>Remmy wasn't sure why but he went into a trance again as he checked out the penisses off his assaulters.
>He started to pant and started to pitch a tent in his pants.
>The preds laughed as Remmy came as they finished marking him.
>"One more time and your ours and not even your wolf bitches can help you." They said as they left.
>Remmy was confused as too why he just climaxed from just being peed on.
>>3927758
Oh jesus mff
>>3927758
>doublehanded
Points for effort, Cal.
>>3927758
>Fantasies about sexually dominating
Does Calvin's definition of domination just mean riding extra hard?
>>3927758
>calvin tops
B O I
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>>3927758
Thanks a bunch badger-guy, I'm flattered.
>filename
Seems like a fun stress reliever.
>>3927841
It's definitely a thing.
>>3927758
>His room mate turns another page in the book he can't bring himself to read over the enticing sounds of a bunny angrily masturbating just a few feet away.
>>3927841
What is "Powerbottom"?
>>3927827
>No second vagina on her abdomen
>>3927758
o jeez
>>3927841
Nah, look at him. He's clearing thinking about fucking Labjer's arse or mouth.
>>3927787
So when does start thirstily opening his mouth when being marked?
>>3927758
This is a good. I approve.
>>3927758
is he in a robe?
>>3927787
Well, this story certainly took a turn.
(Why did you have to add ANOTHER one of my fetishes, dang.)
Well, now I'm REALLY hooked to see it continue.
>>3927977
I think it's his shirt.
He just stripped off at home after his exam, to fantasise about fucking him raw.
It's really embarrassing as his roomie had his parents over, but Calvin didn't notice.
>>3927985
Best husband.
>>3927870
But Josh is the love child of McHorn and Wreck-it-Rhino, there's no way he's be able to keep that calm.
>>3927787
Watersports is neutral, but the dominance stuff here.
I'm into it.
>>3927985
Crappy OCs > Gideon
>>3928051
>Angry religious parents
>"Young man you need Jesus!" The rhino thrusts a whole stack of pamphlets onto Calvin's bunk.
>The bunk bouncing stops for a moment as Calvin looks through the literature. "Oh... his flowing mane.."
>The angrily masturbating slowly turns to loving worship jerking.
>"Doing gods work dad."
>"I know son, I know."
>>3928101
It definitely makes it better. I love the way Remmy is getting more and more helplessly aroused by getting marked... It's decidedly not canon, but it's hot as hell and I'm eager to see more.
>>3928067
Travis is kawaii as shit, but I'm sure pushed Gideon away. Think about it, Judy didn't magically fix the racist as hell Burrows, she only did what she could. Judy's parents must have been faced with a real challenge in helping Gideon and as a result, their partners. They're his only source of blue berries in a whole rural community and in that rural community, Gideon wears a pink apron and drives a pink truck. I don't think Gideon has many predator friends anymore.
>>3927787
>Remmy waddled home as he felt very tired.
>All the liquid in his wool was probably weighting him down he reasoned with himself.
>Both Betty and Al were standing in the distance and what else they looked pissed.
>They both rushed towards him and just stopped.
>Their looks softend as they saw his tired gaze and his wet clothing.
>He got pulled into a shower once more but this time they closed the door behind them after undressing him.
>Remmy wasn't sure how long he laid there but it felt nice.
>His toughts were cut short as Betty and Al walked in.
>Both off them were covered from head to toe in blood splatters.
>"Don't worry little ram. Your safe now." They both said in Union.
>Remmy wanted to object too that statement if it wans't that both wolfs were covered in blood.
>They ripped his clothing from his body and undressed themselves.
>Betty went first with the marking.
>Gold colored liquids hit him in the face and something took over.
>He opened his mouth bleating loudly as he catched some off it with his mouth.
>A primal urge took over and he smashed his face straight into Betty's slit.
>Betty gave big smirk too Al who only scoffed.
>Remmy was licking, sucking and feeling all over Betty's backside not sparing an inch.
>Before he noticed the hot sensation stopped and Betty moved away.
>A bleat was heard from Remmy as he tried to stop her.
>"Yarnball has a good taste." Betty laughed as she walked naked out off the shower and a fridge was heard opening.
>"Cocky bitch." Al said as he took over.
>At first Remmy wanted to object because he wasn't gay but it just felt soo good.
>"I am the best." Al yelled over his shoulder as Remmy was now attacking his crotch.
>Remmy pressed his nose deep into Al's balls as he kept on peeing catching all off it on Remmy's headfluf before it flows down.
>Remmy took the canine member in his mouth to the knot nuzzling it with his nose.
con.
>>3928155
I don't think Travis minds his husband's love of flamboyant pink things or his working with rabbits.
>>3928199
I'm uncomfortable with how aroused I am by this.
>>3928213
>Fic where Judy invites Gideon to stay with Nick after Gid broke up with Travis
>Apparently Travis was an asshole
Why would you destroy Traveon? I mean the fic is just an excuse to have Nick and Gid fuck, but still
>>3928199
>A sad pang went through Remmy as he noticed that Al had stopped peeing but atleast he could enjoy something else.
>But fate hated him as a paw tried to pull him away and with a loud pop the penis escaped the hungry sheep mouth.
>Betty looked down annoyed as Al had a cocky smile himself before drinking a beer.
>"Don't worry little sheep we aren't done by a longshot." Betty said as more footsteps were heard entering the shower.
>It was the whold pack street gang and they were all naked.
>Remmy bleated loudly as he came from the thought alone.
>The loud hit Marty straight between the eyes
>>3928199
And so, Remmy becomes overwhelmed with lust for HIS predators, the ones who mark him, own him, keep him safe.
Yes. This is good. Continue.
>>3928268
>the gang pumping gallons of piss through marty's eager frame
>>3928274
I might turn this in a fic. But it has to wait untill next week because my hollday starts later this week and I got more time for it then.
>>3928308
I'd like to see it. Even putting aside my intense WS fetish, getting marked and claimed as an owned person is hot from a submissive point of view, and being brought into the pack as a kind of family, protected and cared for, is very comfy.
I really want the piss stories to stop.
>>3928330
this is my first piece off work that might be worth to be archived. I am feeling jolly
>>3928383
Why? Are they pissing you off?
>>3928383
I want the irrelevant OCs to stop, but this is the trash thread now. If you complain, you're just a post nazi
I'm vegan.
>>3928213
Travis might have been the lackey type who did what he did just so he could fit in with someone he saw as an alpha. Gideon was truly soft and beta on the inside and is basically a race trader, taking an occupation that's unbecoming of a predator (and it really is as far as stereotypes go in Zootopia; preds mostly take dirty jobs in the movie) and hanging out with the enemy. Gideon is probably shunned as hell.
>>3928400
Yes carlos
Yes they are
>>3928414
That's not really the same.
>>3928383
I'm sure this phase will pass, anon.
For now, let's just let these people have their fun.
>>3928383
I agree!
No more watersports!
No more Pastor!
No more Bondage!
No fetishes!
Only vanilla WildeHopps in the missionary position!
This is what Archbishop Rich Moore decrees!
>>3928436
Yeah. It's not a mainstream fetish, so sooner or later the majority will move on, and it'll be safe for you.
>>3928072
>Rhino Parents walk in as their son 'sprays' Tristan in the face.
>The mother rhino gasps. 'My little boy nooooo!"
>The father rhino puts a solemn arm around his wife. "Now Martha, as the bible says, 'Its not gay if its prey.'"
>The two stand there holding each others hands tenderly as they proudly watch their son pound Calvin into a happy little coma.
I can't remember his room-mate's name...
>>3928438
Don't get so hyperdefensive anon.
>>3928119
Gideon > Zootopia
>>3928414
What? Pack Street?
>>3928051
>It's really embarrassing as his roomie had his parents over, but Calvin didn't notice.
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>>3928122
So is this depiction a lion I take it? I only sorta skimmed the holy trinity dicussion.
>>3928444
You can't remember the rabbit's name either apparently
>>3928444
His name is Josh.
...Probably comes from Joshua, now that I consider his background.
>>3928438
Only vanilla WildeHopps in the missionary position trying to procreate but failing because hybrids don't exist.
>>3928444
Josh.
It's right there in the post you replied to.
>>3928456
I like to think that there are debates on whether Jesus was a lion or lamb
>>3928444
>McHorn bursts in with his spray
>He's too late
>The rhino-spraying-people quota of the area has been fufilled
>He leaves, dejected, stroking his spray can. Next time, baby.
>Next time.
>>3928428
it's got as much to do with ZT when it involves these OCs
I don't mind either way, but c'mon now
>>3928483
Is it like a rhino thing?
>>3928482
Wasn't Jesus a Capybara?
>>3928494
What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you bringing up its relevance to ZT as if that was what this was about?
>>3928482
I think it would be kinda clever if like in the sequel, in bunnyburrow we might see a crucifix in the background with a sheep on it, but then somewhere in the city, maybe at Nick's mom's apartment, we see another crucifix with a lion on it.
And its never commented on
>>3928502
Christ isn't Jesus's last name
>>3928233
If you're not uncomfortable from your arousal, it's not a good arousal.
>>3928502
Fucking rodents trying to twist the teachings in their favor.
>>3928444
does "it's not gay if it's prey" count when they're BOTH prey?
>>3928502
Jesus was jewish
>>3928483
>On his way back to the station he passes through Pack Street
>In his frustration from being spray-cucked, he decides to spray the next pred he sees
>Spots a female hyena
>Sprays her
>Turns out she's allergic and starts asphyxiating
>Also turns out she's a mom and her son rushes over in a panic
>McHorn makes up a lie about how she'll be fine if her kid gets her some medicine
>McHorn takes off the moment the kid is gone, hoping that no one will pin this on him
>>3928536
Shrewish*
It's like you're not even trying, anon.
>>3928536
no u idiot jesus was a scientologist
>>3928536
Shrewish*
>>3928548
But the shrews are all catholic in the movie.
What does it mean?
>>3928534
No.
Only counts in pred-prey, and only counts for the pred.
Prey animals should be able to sex other prey animals at a glance.
>>3928551
Shrewish*
>>3927587
>Does someone have every single piece of zootopia pictures posted in the threads? If so, please share them. Help the newbies catch up.
>>3928546
There's a special place in hell waiting for you
>>3928555
He's a nut!
He's crazy in the coconut!
>>3928578
Probably.
>>3928577
>mfw
I would like a folder like that.
>>3928640
Ever seen The Blob?
>>3928463
> but failing because hybrids don't exist.
No!
>>3928577
Not gonna bother to upload because my slow ass upload speed (80kb/s).
>>3928683
Yeah, I had that uploaded for a friend, it took 4 fucking hours
>>3928577
>>3928640
>>3928670
Get on my level.
>>3928691
Don't suppose you have the link in your History still.
>>3928682
Nick fucked up and is now daddy
>>3928699
You are the anon that had all those Judy reactions images?
What's up with all the jealous Nick/jealous Judy comics lately? Is this just a natural phase of the fandom since the movie's been out for a while? All of the WildeHopps live happily ever after seems to be over.
What's the phase after this one? Judy and Nick in relationships with other mammals but aren't happy but put on a happy face around each other anyway because they don't want the other to worry about them?
>>3928682
Thank you for this
My folder is growing slowly but surely..
Initially is was just Judy porn and screencaps from the movie.
Then any Judy stuff.
Then I saved a few pics with Nick in em too.
Then stuff like Weaver and Alec.
Now I save pretty much everything
>>3928699
nah m8, I autistically save porn but I'm only at 35GBs of it
>>3928717
Nope. It's all waifu2x'd, HD video or webm, and my favorite ones have been upscqled massively.
request for some pred loving pred
>>3928724
Nick and Judy send each other sexual messages through their pansexual middlemen.
>>3928682
I'm sorry, anon. Hybrids are double fictional.
>>3928682
You should be proud too nick, you did this together
>>3928682
I can't believe Judy got knocked up by the rabbit superspy JACK SAVAGE
>>3928759
Pred/pred play is the most taboo thing we have on ztg
>>3928765
>Hybrids are double fictional.
>>3928682
Heresy!
>>3928759
Preds are incapable of love.
>>3928546
Don't totally fudge the time frames anon
but oh well
>he's quickly made distance to a few streets away
>"Man that was stressful, I deserve to unwind" McHorn says while gently stroking the spray can
>immediately starts looking for someone to tag again
>spots a scrawny looking ferret smoking and loitering against the side of a house
>McHorn briskly walks right up and lets the spray loose on his face
>"THIS IS A NO SMOKING AREA"
>the spray ignites, lighting up the ferret and the side of the house
>"Not again" the rhino whines out loud, as the blazing weasel starts running and screaming
>he immediately evacuates through opposite alleyway, stopping to asses the damage a moment
>house in full blaze, a sheep with large eyebrows comes dashing out of it
>"WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW, I JUST SPENT ALL MY SAVINGS ON THIS" he loudly bleats
>McHorn takes his cue to leave, coddling the spray can protectively as he sneaks as well a rhino can
>"Don't worry, I won't let them take you from me"
>>3928794
seems legit
>>3928699
meh...
>>3928444
>Martha hoists up the tired sticky bun bun. "Oh this will be such a darling wedding!"
>"Wedding?!" squeaks Calvin.
>"Oh my yes, we're so glad our Josh has finally found his one and only. Now lets talk about dresses!"
>Josh's dad gives his tired son a firm yet wholesome hug. "You did good boy, landed yourself quite a catch."
>"Dad please..."
>"Don't cry boy... or.. sniff sniff, you're gonna get me going too."
>Martha hugs Calvin, her eyes brimmed with happy tears. "Now you better get busy getting us some grandchildren."
>"I'm not sure how I'm going to do that ma'am."
>"Oh no, none of that ma'am talk. You're family now!"
>Calvin's face face contorts as he tries to force a smile. "Oh boy.."
>>3928759
is Smiles for bun only
would you could you with a fox?
>>3928759
those are some A+ cats
>>3928785
I can. All it took was the right dose of Pastor and she was putty in his hands.
>>3926294
Your wish came true!
>>3928815
They're called Ligers. Google'em.
>>3928829
Smiles is for everyone
>>3928810
Jimminy Christmas. The Adventures Of McHorn And His Spray is like him forrest-gumping through thread topics.
...It's kinda fun.
>>3928837
That cat has clearly been shooped to look bigger.
>>3928849
Smiles is for a lot of buns.
>>3928817
Don't dogs who want to show submission to an alpha lick the alpha on the mouth?
>>3928810
Man, McHorn is slowly turning into D-Fens.
>>3928822
You're hiding zootopia stuff in the crimson skies save folder or those are just crimson skies save files?
>>3928835
yes
YES
you deserve all of the souls that are being offered up to you, wishgranter
>>3928837
They aren't viable tho, so they could never survive as a species
>>3928835
thank you, wishgiver. you are a treasure to us all. Your content keeps the threads going while the other drawfags are away.
>>3928835
This is really heartwarming!
Thanks, mate!
>>3928837
Two large cats having babies iS TOTALLY THE SAME AS A BUN AND FOX HYBRIDS ARE REAL ZEBONKIES ALSO EXIST WILDEHOPPS CAN TOTALLY HAVE KIDS
>>3928881
They can't survive as a species because they are infertile, as hybrids tend to be
>>3926204
Ozzy getting the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of racist cops, the break his guitar and leave him bleeding in an alley.
It's unlikely that anyone finds him in time.
>>3928853
The idea of him being responsible for Remmy having to move to pack street is really funny to me
>>3928944
That's what not viable means
>>3928863
Ligers are known to grow far larger than their parents. Something about a genetic marker that limits growth being inhibited. Tions on the other hand, don't grow larger than a tiger. Seriously, those cats are fuck-off huge.
>>3928881
They're actually fertile and capable of bearing offspring, unlike mules. Only reason they don'T exist in the wild, is because the the habitation territories of lions and tigers don't overlap...and that's after said territories shrunk due to human expansion. Further back in history, it's presumed there probably were some rare wild offspring roaming around.
>>3928938
Coward.
>>3928944
Actually, no:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liliger
>>3928938
>Thinking over 15 years later Ozzy wouldn't have gotten over his mother's death
It's this kind of childish, emotionally-stunted thinking that leads to people writing Chief Wilde as revolving his entire fucking life around a friend that died decades ago.
>>3928941
Not refuting the point that two entirely different species can't bear offspring anon. Just the absolutist notion that hybrids are entirely fictional.
>>3928976
s/friend/lover\ that\ turned\ his\ life\ around/
>>3928976
Pretty much.
>>3928947
>>3928938
You need more style.
>>3928835
Nice one.
>>3928980
But we're talking about hybrids with non-compatible parents, you know, like 80% of the furry fandom's fursonas. It's pretty clearly implied since we're talking specifically about WildeHopps..
>>3928968
Eh. I deleted it because I typed "animate" instead of "inanimate", and instead of reporting I figured "fuck it, the thread deserves a little reprieve from purposely mean shit".
>>3928990
Still, it's been a literal generation since Judy died and his entire life still fucking hinges on it. It's the ONLY thing in his life. His whole career is built on blind devotion to Judy's memory. This is what, 20-30 years later? And he still talks to her. Out loud.
I've lost people very close to me and it sucks. It will always be a sore subject. In some ways you never truly get over it. But the idea of "oh no I lost someone I'm broken literally forever", especially for a guy who can pick himself up like Nick, seems fucking absurd.
>>3928810
Oh, that explains this image.
>>3929042
Shhh don't ruin it for people who got way too into it.
>>3929042
dunno if the original fic writer said so but Mead's repeated that it's melodrama for the sake of melodrama
>>3929022
I appreciate that.
>>3929042
To be fair, Nick had been allowing something that happened when he was 12 control his entire worldview until he met Judy two decades later.
>>3929042
I think there's a bit of lines being blurred here. If Judy died, his character devvelopment where he stopped being a massive dick to himself wouldn't suddenly revert. Him staying on as a cop is reasonable without needing to rope her memory into it. It's just when things got particularly bad, or when her relative shows up that he really thinks of her.
>>3929042
Foxes mate for life. He biologically cant move on
>>3929042
this, he wouldn't get hung over getting fucking rejected in scouts either, it's been what, 20 years ago? why can't disney write their characters correctly?
>>3928853
>McHorn and his spray are out on a date
>He feels that old familiar urge begin to come over him
>The rhino darts off into an alley to sate himself
>is about to spray a sheep when he notices that the sheep's literally dripping with spray
>wait a second
>that's not spray
>>3929138
You have no idea what kind of things people can have impressed upon them when they're young. Admittedly, it is exaggerated because reasons.
>>3929125
>Nick had been allowing something that happened when he was 12 control his entire worldview
No, he was relating that story as an early wake-up. It's not like his life has otherwise been spotless and everything comes back to that one single chance encounter.
It's a reflection of society overall. A fucking example.
>>3929081
Makes sense, I didn't get why the citizens apparently hated Nick too.
That just seemed forced.
>>3929155
>...
>Shrug
>McHorn whips out his other 'sprayer' and helps the sheep with a little more
>It's nice to have a little variety now and then with how you spray
>>3929042
It's fiction. In fact, it's fiction with the specific purpose of picturing how much damaged and traumatized Nick could get as a result of losing the love of his life. It is overtly melodramatic, and that's kind of the point. People don't come to /trash/ to read Neustadt-tier literature, anon.
>people are getting this bent out of shape over fictional characters instead of just letting people do what they want and ignoring what they don't like.
Sure is /co/ in here today.
>>3929172
And Judy dying could be another wakeup.
Getting bullied once by the scouts defined who he was for a good 2 decades of his life, surely something like his best friend/possibly lover getting killed should define it even more
>>3929194
I think Mead mentioned he's working more on storylines for the setting rather than just "this fucking sucks" bits. It could very well be in the pipeline.
>>3929129
It better be in tomorrow theme.
>>3929125
Yes I'm sure the next twenty years of unrelenting bigotry didn't factor into that at all
>>3929194
People often hate/blame those in charge.
And Nick is a species thats already distrusted. And it seemed shit was going wrong at the time. So just people protesting.
>>3929201
>It's fiction. In fact, it's fiction with the specific purpose of picturing how much damaged and traumatized Nick could get as a result of losing the love of his life. It is overtly melodramatic, and that's kind of the point.
This is all totally valid
>People don't come to /trash/ to read Neustadt-tier literature, anon.
This is stupid and utterly insipid.
>"OH OKAY SO YOU DON'T LIKE ME POOPING ON YOUR PLATE, WHAT IS THIS BUCKINGHAM PALACE?? WOW"
Don't be such a fucking clown.
DRESSED DOWN CONTINUES
>A soft violin tune permeates throughout the car
>The motor calmly hums as it chugs down the open road
>The sunset casts a brilliant purple light as the day submits to the encroaching darkness
>July sits in the passenger seat of Chief Wilde's craggly vehicle
>Her ears resting down her back
>The silence is mutually appreciated
>The lack of sound is a blanket on their sensitive ears
>July reflects on her performance that day
>How Chief Wilde's reaction caused such a stir in her heart
>Only this time she felt she had betrayed him
>Chief Wilde steadily relaxes as the sun disappears over the horizon
>The long drive seems to last forever
>He feels July's warmth radiate from her as they pass through Tundratown to the outskirts of Zootopia
>Her natural scent covered by her hastily applied perfume
>The pair finally arrive at Wilde's house as the last hint of light fades away
>"Here we are, July."
>A curiously large house in the secluded woods of the outer city stands before July
>She is taken aback by the size of the yard
>It never would have occurred to her that Wilde lived in such accomodations
>"Chief Wilde, it's beautiful!"
>"Come on in and I'll show you around."
>The door reveals a dimly-lit house with a series of warm color motifs in every room
>July wanders through and admires his living conditions
>"The stew has about an hour left, July!" he calls from the kitchen
>A record player sits in the corner of the living room with a huge shelf of records to the side
>Most striking is the jet black baby grand piano
>"Chief! This piano! I can't believe you play!"
>"I mess with it from time to time."
>"Could you please play me a song?"
>Without a word, Wilde strides into the room and sits at the bench
>>3929235
You're literally contradicting yourself 3 times here, what the hell?
>>3929194
Because he's a fox, and the social stereotype that foxes are shifty and untrustworthy never fully disappeared? Mead's latest comic also reveals that Mayor Swinton has been using her media muscle to further agitate this issue, in her efforts to pressure Wilde.
>>3929209
>Getting bullied once by the scouts defined who he was for a good 2 decades of his life
No, you fucking dipshit. Do you even pretend to have reading comprehension?
Would you like to read my argument again or should I just post it again so you don't have to waste time scrolling up?
Here we go buddies. No need to thank me. This one is on the house.
>>3929235
I can't tell if this is ironic shitposting or just straight up shitposting
>>3929253
That is not correct. Try reading it again, I know you can get it!
>>3929243
Is her name pronounced "Julie" or like the month?
>>3929256
I can't even think of a pun for his name, 0/10
>>3929042
>not understanding how broken he had been before
>not seeing Carrots could have well been the only person on his entire life who not treated him as trash and it only happened in his 30s
>after being kicked around for his entire life - scouts incident was only the very first disappointment
>the only person in the world who loved and cherished you and made you a better person is stupidly gone
you guys, I've seen the age strawpoll link and I don't judge you, but seriously
>>3929129
problem is I haven't saved the text soo if it doesn't get screencapped then it disappears
>>3929275
Julie would make most sense since it rhymes with Judy
>>3929269
>>3929253
Don't be fucking stupid.
I'm saying that the defense of "it's intentionally melodramatic" is perfectly fine, because if that's what it intends then you can hardly fault the story for it.
But it's then idiotic to throw in the ridiculous notion that anyone who expects a hint of quality to be some sort of literary snob wanting legendary writing skills.
>>3929292
ztarchive
>>3929256
Speaking of that, in the July AU, why does the city as a whole hate Nick so much? Just because "hurr durr foxes bad and untrustworthy etc. why is one even in the zpd anyway" or is there other backstory I missed somewhere?
>>3929285
Nah, that's dumb. You're making Nick into an emotional cucumber.
>>3929235
>>3929323
Calm down, anon, and try not to take it so personally. My point being, /trash/ is the sort of place where the bar for quality isn't set high. You're going to run into content that doesn't satisfy you from time to time, and that's fine. You can just ignore it and spend your focus on what you *do* like.
>>3929327
I want to bend him over that drawer and tenderly love him.
>>3929208
>>3929264
these threads have always had flak against fan creations that veer too far from the movie
/co/ isn't hiding under your bed
>>3928682
More pregnant bun please anon.
>>3929336
I think it was implied somewhere Swinton uses Wilde as a scapegoat and is running a secret smear campaign against him to turn the city against him
>>3929358
Sounds like something a /co/ propagandist would say.
>>3929358
Thats not really that true.
And even when it is, people don't usually get this upset about it
>>3929347
>My point being, /trash/ is the sort of place where the bar for quality isn't set high
I get that. And my point is that wanting something to be better than it is isn't the same as demanding legends of literature.
"The story is intentionally exaggerated" is a valid defense. "OH OKAY SORRY I'M NOT A LITERARY LEGEND" is stupid.
>>3929323
You're literally contradicting yourself. You say you're fine with "shit" but then get mad at this particular thing having no "hint of quality" and them being fine with that being the norm.
>>3929336
It's not really certain if the entire city hates Nick, or just a vocal minority. Either way though, my guess is Swinton's media blitz against him is probably the driving force behind it.
>>3929341
This, even if Judy alive said attempted to spray him he wouldn't be mellow about it, he'd instantly move on with Finnick and start hustling again. People honestly think he would be mellowing under a bridge months over a bridge over something as retarded as Judy who he haven't met even for a full week.
>>3929358
>People want the zootopia threads to be about discussion of the movie Zootopia
>>3929384
So you're ignoring the most obvious sarcasm of all time for the sake of being offended? Go outside and get some fresh air.
>No cyberpunk Zootopia
Life is pain.
>>3929347
>replying to 'expecting quality = demanding quality' retard
>>3929420
There is a cyberpunk fic I think.
>>3929391
>You say you're fine with "shit" but then get mad at this particular thing having no "hint of quality" and them being fine with that being the norm.
No, I'm making a distinction between two kinds of defensive arguments.
>>3929275
I know not what Mead's intentions are but I read it "Julie."
>>3929433
Is it any good?
>>3929422
So if you criticize someone's writing for any reason you're an idiot who expects them to be literally the best writer ever.
>>3929455
I dunno, I kinda just skimmed it
>>3929436
You're not making any point whatsoever to anyone here other than browbeating to no real end. People that care about quality don't post like you do.
>>3929466
I reiterate
>So you're ignoring the most obvious sarcasm of all time for the sake of being offended? Go outside and get some fresh air.
>>3929451
source?
>>3929358
Maybe, but most /trash/ goers already acclimated themselves and realized it's best to ignore the content they don't like rather than to shitpost, fresh /co/ (who mostly come due to being banned/getting threads deleted) keep appearing and trying to dictate what is acceptable and what isn't.
Christ, people;
does every discussion about fanfiction have to burst into an all-out shitstorm?
>>3929469
>People that care about quality don't post like you do.
anon
no judgment
but that's fucking stupid
>>3929511
It usually doesn't, though. This is just one guy stirring the shit and everybody else responding.
Usually discussion about fanfiction goes the way of Comicanon interactions: pleasant, but not hugboxy.
>>3929511
Writefag here,
Yes. From my experience it's fucking inevitable.
>>3929524
Well I am using judgement. If he cared about quality he wouldn't be ignoring obvious sentiment in order to be faux-indignant over a point that has nothing to do with the actual product.
>>3929470
>>3929379
Oh, I don't really care one way or the other.
I just ignore the fanon stuff I don't like, so none of this really bothers me.
I'm just throwing a few jokes around while waiting for this pointless argument to pass. Pointless no because it has no merit, but rather pointless because neither side is going to back down and nothing will get accomplished from it.
Quick, somebody tell me who to be mad at, because I'm confused.
>>3929511
It usually doesn't.
>>3929564
be mad at havn the smallst dik on the thrd kukboi (smaller than girl(male) pseudopenis clit)
>>3929564
Elves.
Always elves.
>>3929564
YOURSELF
>>3929564
Can't go wrong with her.
>>3929564
yourself, because you haven't created any quality content to contribute today.
On an unrelated note - thanks again to the anon who'd recommended me Days n daze. Browsing youtube I found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdgjKvDo924
I'm sure you've seen this, but I'd like to share it with the people who have not.
guard yourself well young ones, there are predators out there
Chief Wilde! Chief Wilde!
Hey all, finished this thing up, thanks for the anon that came up with the shocking burn from Wilde!
>>3929275
It's democratically determined to be pronounced "Julie", she just had the sad fate to be born to some illiterate carrot-farming hick bunnies.
>>3929213
Well... it's mostly just suck, but I hope to add a bit of flavor as well.
>>3929042
It's true, most balanced people would've put it behind them by now, but chief Wilde isn't entirely right in the head, and he does get called out on it a few times.
>>3929256
A little from column A, a little from column B. I wanted to imply that the ZPD had been after Swinton, who in turn retaliates by pressuring Wilde to resign through her media control.
Also melodrama for melodrama etc etc. Not that I pretend to be a very good writer, I'm sure there's a ton of narrative problems in here I haven't even thought of.
>>3929243
Aww yiss
>>3929609
Mrs. Wilde is a hot cougar
Wait, that's racist, isn't it
>>3929606
>On an unrelated note - thanks again to the anon who'd recommended me Days n daze
Funny enough the person you (You)'d is the one who recommended Days n Daze!
And I'm writing heresy right now!
Now go listen to Defiance, Ohio.
And AJJ.
>>3929609
now you're talking my language, BB
>>3929341
>emotional cucumber
Sorry it was too tempting
>>3929642
>no single tear
0/10. Also not signed.
>>3929511
I just want to talk about smug fox and cute bun. I dont want to talk about weird OCs
>>3929548
if it means anything I thought your study of Nick's personality was interesting and could be useful for other writefags
>>3929629
A shooting star grants a wish.
It came true!
>>3929636
Small world. As long as you enjoy what you're doing and have fun, it's not really heresy. All the kudos to you, anon, will give those bands a listen as well.
>>3929660
But smug fox and cute bun are Byron's weird OCs.
>>3929660
people talking about OCs doesn't stop you from doing that
show initiative
>>3929688
UH OH
HE DOESN'T KNOW
>>3926861
>The dry thrusting continues for a few seconds before she hears an audible grunt from Nick, and he suddenly pulls away.
>She tries to look around, but only sees blackness.
>The lewd sounds of sucking soon fill the room, as Mrs. Otterton closes her legs tightly.
>After the sound of a wet pop, she feels his clawed paws on her waist again, and she wimpers.
>She's lifted slightly from the chair- her legs still cuffsed to the legs just dangle, and her arms are pulled backwards, with her waist in the air,
>Then she feels the tappered cock press against her lips, and she winces as it slowly glides in.
>Tears are trickling down her cheeks, the only question in her mind being 'Why, Officer Wilde?'
>As soon as his cock presses against the entrance to her womb, he stops, and slowly grinds her around his fat dick.
>She can feel the girth of his cock bulge against her stomach, and her body can't help but shudder at the pleasure.
>But her tears still flow.
>The gyrating stops, and she's slowly pulled back towards the chair, feeling the cock almost leave her-
>And then she's pulled at the hips towards it, practically jerking her forwards.
>The cuffs around her arms and legs hurt, but worst of all is the collar around her neck,
>For as soon as she was pulled forward, she could feel it choke her.
>Then she was pushed back, only for the jerk forward to repeat.
>Her muffled sobs continued.
>The motions repeated for what felt like an hour, before she heard the fox's haggard breath,
>That's when it got worse.
>He pounded into her- the moment his cock pierced her cervix, entering her womb, she let a painful wail.
>But the thrusting didn't stop, and neither did her screams.
>There were no more tears, but her eyes burned.
>From the choking of the collar during thrusts, to the mucus in her nose from crying, she'd been on the verge of suffication,
>But pain in her womb kept her from passing out.
>She felt one more great pull from him, shifting the chair and straining her restraints
>>3929676
AN UNPROVOKED WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED, NO SOULS EVEN HAD TO BE REAPED!
>>3929629
>Aww yiss
Mead, you do know they're gonna fuck, right?
I'm just making sure.
>>3929629
>A little from column A, a little from column B. I wanted to imply that the ZPD had been after Swinton, who in turn retaliates by pressuring Wilde to resign through her media control.
Interesting. I figured Wilde and the ZPD had been investigating Swinton for corruption and whatnot, but I'd also assumed that Swinton had always held a hostile attitude towards Wilde, because he had too much integrity (out of respect for Judy's memory) to be bought off, thus make her criminal activities easier to pursue; Hence her efforts to remove and replace him with a chief who'd be more willing to play ball.
Yanno, politics.
>>3929609
unf
>>3929243
Is the capper here? I missed the last two threads of DD, really a pastebin would be nice
>>3929657
There, better
>>3929129
Someone called for a Capper?
The Mrs. Otterton bit isn't part of it, I believe.
>>3929757
10/10
it's a masterpiece
>>3929629
It just struck me - why doesn't Chief Wilde smoke?
>>3929746
>that pic
I desperately want this to be a thing
>>3929760
that was a miss click off anon
>>3929636
>Defiance, Ohio
Seconding this.
http://youtu.be/NuTmSmK5GzI
What is it about these threads that draws people with this taste in music to them? Or maybe these bands are just more popular than I think.
>>3929629
>shocking burn from Wilde!
What shocking burn?
>>3929609
>anons here will never know what it's like to take someone's virginity and patiently guide their hips (literally)
it's so cute
and non-threatening
how many v-cards have you taken BB?
>>3929752
No pastes. Only caps.
>>3929784
So everything's in order?
>>3929815
>"You've crossed the line, and I can't accept that!"
>"Tell that to Judy's snapped neck."
![Dressed Down - July x Chief Wilde [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/r3Wgv1e.jpg "Dressed Down - July x Chief Wilde [NoGraphic]")
>>3929827
Version with no graphics if anyone wants it.
>>3929827
yes the remmy cap is good
Hey /ztg/ wanna here a joke?
>>3929859
You really have to wonder what on Earth that man was thinking when he wrote that
>>3929797
Luck of the draw?
Also, I really prefer Midwestern Minutes as an album to The Great Depression
>>3929919
We need it
>>3929926
To be fair, I chuckled when I first read it. It really seemed to hit the right tone of dark and sarcastic humor. But yeah, as far as dramatic delivery goes, it really does fall painfully flat.
>>3929950
>>3929957
Knock Knock
>>3929919
Is it your spelling?
I wrote something Pastor inspired.
http://pastebin.com/ruF2GzEx
>>3929826
I'm glad you like my story, Mead!
>>3929967
Come in.
>>3929984
Come in who?
Someone's wish came true!
>>3929967
Who's there
>>3929970
/ztg/ bring the heat!
>>3929984
>>3930008
Dossen
>>3930011
Well it wasn't funny, but congrats on snagging them dubba dubs.
>>3930017
Y E S
>>3930017
>Sleeping with your subordinate
Sexual harrasment lawsuit coming in like a flaming meteor from space
>>3929815
>I'm going to make them suffer Nick.
>These mammals you've adopted, I will take them all from you one by one.
>>3929979
chilling, anon.
Wonderful, but chilling.
>>3930075
He already resigned.
>>3929822
Only 1, almost had 2.
>>3930075
not everyone is fucking americuck where fart rape is a thing, anon. That said, this AU is not for lewds.
>>3930040
Dossen anyone want to let me in
Well I've got to go to school now, keep the thread comfy guys!
>>3930127
...How...
...How does one rape a fart?
>>3930127
Sleeping with your subordinate is a clear abuse of authority. This isn't an american thing.
>>3930140
>comfy
Between all the cucking and parent death and illegal child prostitution greens and piss, that ship has sailed.
>>3930157
>>3930164
suing people over not smiling too sincerely or anything else really is a well-known (if stereotyped) american thing
>>3930164
Making your subordinate sleep with you using your grade as a leverage is an abuse of authority. This isn't.
>>3930127
Uuuh sexual harassment laws exist in other countries too you know.
>>3930094
Thanks mate. Felt guilty about writing it, good to know you enjoyed it.
>>3930200
True, but thats not relevant to what anyone was saying.
>>3930200
NOTHING IS SACRED
NOBODY IS SAFE
>>3930225
I think you're the first person to write from the perspective of a pastor'd person.
Stealing my thunder, anon.
>>3930253
stop raping me with your dominant reaction images please. I will sue you if you don't stop holy shit.
Let's have a little more history bullshit
One of the stranger things about -the Kingdom of Bungary is the adoption of the harem around the 1300’s. This addition is thought to have been introduced from the Otterman Empire, and was famously resisted by the church. However, enough scriptural backing, and the power of the reigning rabbit king, was enough to construct and impose the first seraglio, which lasted for five hundred years, though was only in active use for four hundred.
While ostensibly Catholic, Rabbit rulers often practiced a form of polygamy, with wives and a collection of concubines. The introduction of the harem formalized the practice, and gave a location in the noble household to keep these “prizes”. The harem was forbidden to outsiders, and while concubines and wives could come and go, it was only at the express permission of the reigning lord.
Despite this, the women of the harem wielded considerable local power in the household, and were responsible for education in the arts, maths and histories for rabbit children, along with preparing adolescent rabbit daughters for political marriage. It has been recorded that the harem in any given rabbit household was a wealth of knowledge concentrated by the ladies of the estate.
Pictured here is a 14th century rabbit concubine, and her eunuch guard
>>3930201
Can't prove he didn't use his authority as leverage, the possibility he did means there is a case to answer and a lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>3930197
This is a ship that can always come back, sooner or later.
>>3930200
>That pic
>>3930295
>Kingdom of Bungary
>>3930319
Personally, I had more fun with Otterman Empire
>>3930126
same to be honest
but it was precious
...though, I don't know why I ended up being the one leading so hard, considering I was also a virgin. they just didn't know anything about sex at all I guess
this is a good gimmick for a set of images though, do continue
>>3930295
>Eunuch guard
Hah how can you even tell with a rabbit
>>3930295
>bunny harems
oh baby
>>3930405
>>3930295
Nowadays there's considerably more collars, and considerably less power.
>>3930164
try suing in any SE asian country, see how far that gets you
>>3930295
>eunuch guard
rest in fucking pieces
>>3930427
>It's not wrong if it's not illegal
>>3930366
Speaking of virginity and Honey
Did she take Nicks or did Finnick?
>>3930427
We're only counting civilized countries here anon.
>Ywn be idly watching TV as Nick comes home from work
>Hwn sit down next to you and lean on you
>Ywn ask him how his day was
>Hwn lean back and just sigh
>Ywn hug him and stealthily move your hand down his pants
>Ywn make small circles on and around his sheath while staring into his eyes
>Ywn feel something prod the back of your hand
>Hwn unzip his pants and pull his boxers down, his cock swinging slightly with it's newfound freedom
>Ywn play with his member, giving the underside of his knot the occasional graze
>Hwn give you 'that' look
>Ywn slide his foxhood into your mouth
>Ywn feel the pre drain into your throat as your lips suckle the top of his knot
>Hwn scritch the base of your canine ears as he lets the stress of a long day out
>Ywn feel him gently press your head further down
>Ywn see his ears go flat as you put his entire knot in your mouth
>Ywn stick your own hand in your pants in the middle of all this
>Ywn start servicing yourself as you drool on the cop's cock
>Hwn tighten his legs around you as he releases in your mouth
>Ywn swallow every drop of his spunk as it shoots out
>Ywn stare up at him as his member slides out of your mouth
>Ywn lick your lips at him with a satisfied stare
>Hwn mouth the words "I love you" towards you
>Ywn lean back up and cuddle on the couch with him
>Ywn make cheesy comments with him while watching Cops
...
>Hwn exist
>>3930470
I think it was more about the propensity to sue rather than dealing with problems.
Thank god lawyers are so expensive, because people suing each other instead of dealing with their problems had gotten out of hand
>>3930510
She took Nick's for sure.
>>3930538
Was it mutual?
>>3930528
>Thank god lawyers are so expensive, because people suing each other instead of dealing with their problems had gotten out of hand
Actually, the belief that Americans are over-litigious is a view carefully cultivated by large corporate interests, especially those born in the wake of the infamous McDonalds Coffee case, and is generally to discourage anti-corporate lawsuits for negligence for fear of seeming frivolous or pointlessly litigious.
>>3930510
Honey doesn't exist.
>>3930538
>not Gazelle
>was watching movie again
>had an idea for another short story around the time Judy resigns from the force
>by the end of the movie I have completely forgotten it
>feel the ghost of the idea on the edge of my mind for the last 24 hours
Holy fucking fuck, this feeling sucks and it won't go away
write your ideas down, kiddos
>>3930319
>>3930362
>still no mention of the wars between Andalucian Emirate against the Kingdom of Catstilla
it's like you guys don't even play Cross-breeder Kings 2
>>3930568
oh well, stereotypes. The more you know.
This isn't a quality cap. This is just my personal cap, in the meantime.
>>3930576
Neither do genitals
>>3930295
Soo,um,i have a question for you anon. Are you Bungarian?
>>3930295
Daily reminder that bat land belongs to rammania and bungarians are pray traitors
>>3930510
oh
well I like to imagine honey is pretty confident as usual and will even talk about sex
but when the touchy feely happened she actually dropped her spaghetti and chickened out because she's paranoid-leaning
still virgin for her
>too tired to stay awake until 3 am again
>>3930286
Naw. Took inspiration from much better writers, namely Grizz and Bunanon. Check out their stuff if you want some pastor-perspective fics.
>>3930295
I for one like these history classes of Zootopia
>>3927604
You can only enjoy "happy" art? that really sucks. youre missing out on a lot of great zootopia art
Finnick, because Nick is a pedo and Finnick is a perfect legal substitute for shota.
>>3926204
I wish my life had sense.
>>3930723
>Bunanon. Check out their stuff if you want some pastor-perspective fics.
but anon
my fic wasn't Pastor. At least that one wasn't.
>much better writers
thanks though.
I enjoyed your fic a lot, though. It was a fun read. I liked the cuts between the two different conversations a lot.
>>3930719
anon, sleep deprivation is bad
>>3930792
start drawing zootopia fanart, faggot
>>3930723
>much better writers
anon pls. I was gonna write Savage part 4 with a Pastor'd PoV, so I'm going to have to take pointers from you now.
>>3930825
Who needs sleep when there's a Zootopia thread up and running?
>>3930825
Not really. It only shortens your lifespawn a few years, which is when you're old, unneeded and annoy everyone by simply existing and I get to use extra time to draw stuff I like.
It's a win / win
>>3930701
>Honey chickens out right as they're about to get into it
>But Nick's young, horny and riled up
>He won't take no for an answer
>Presses the badger down onto the bed, using his weight to keep her shoulders pinned
>He's between her legs, pushing in
>She keeps telling him no and asking him to let go, but he doesn't seem to be hearing her
>He goes slowly, she can feel him shiver as he feels her for the first time
>Once he hilts he starts nuzzling her affectionately, kissing her neck and cheek
>She just turns away, tears welling in her eyes while he starts thrusting, his nose still buried in her neck fur
>>3930791
>>3930869
What is with this thread's obsession with making melodrama out of a fun disney film
Well anons, I just learned that I have $13k more student loan debt than I originally thought, because of some magic bullshit "debt-giver" that the government must have.
Seriously debating on offing myself to not have to pay any of it. At this rate I'll never pay it back.
>>3930866
>Drawing stuff you like makes you happy
>Happy people has been shown to live longer
>You take back with interest the lost years due to sleep deprivation
It's win/win/win
So what other countries/cities do we have for the world of Zootopia?
Muskia?
Gerbilmany?
Rataly?
Fleece?
Gnu Zealand?
>>3930851
>>3930866
I like the cut of your jibs, anons.
I want to see lewds of Grizz bottoming out in Pandanon
>>3930866
well, put like that, just don't be like those euro comic artists that spend like 5 years in between their series', the spice must flow
>>3930905
I'm convinced the more extreme ones like that are a running gag, if the confession of the "hell is warm" writer is anything to go by.
>>3930912
>Gonna go feel weird about receiving compliments now!
That feeling never fades!
>>3930918
congrats
maybe if you're one of the lucky ones, your piece of paper will actually get you a somewhat better paying job so you can actually get out of debt
>>3931009
Nope.
I'm screwed. Current job pays 1/3rd of the actual debt amount.
I thought the shit was 13k less than what it is now, because it said it was 5-months ago.
Might as well fake my death and change my name.
>>3930905
>this thread's obsession
It's the entire fandom right now, dude.
Between shit like Zistopia and Chief Wilde, and things like those comics where Judy will fuck or has already fucked Jack Savage much to Nick's obvious displeasure. Or that comic where Judy doesn't want to be seen "with" Nick when other mammals are around and her sister wants to jump his bones and there's some edgy bunny OC from Judy's past that she'll end up fucking and regret.
>>3931036
F-fuck. I'm mostly straight, and have a huge crush on Judy. But seeing this I...I need to rethink some things.
>>3929042
I'm way late to this post as I go through the thread but I wanted to say that the easy explanation is people react differently to trauma. Some folks are broken entirely and irrevocably, others find the willpower to push on. It's not fair to base how everyone else handles loss on how you did it. People are subjective by nature; there's no objective way to deal with loss.
>>3931060
All of those are garbage
>>3931061
Russia left as Russia
>>3931084
And they're not confined to this thread. Melodrama on top of melodrama.
>>3931096
>New Pork?
Gnu York is a thing, check Zootopia maps
>>3931092
Bear Land*
>>3931061
>Pandanon is not for gay.
I thought they explicitly said they wanted the D over the V?
>>3931060
>It's the entire fandom right now, dude.
It's every fandom.
No matter how bright an sunny a show or film can be, their fans will eventually find a way to present a dark underbelly to it.
Sometimes it's for feels.
Sometimes it's for shits and giggles.
But it always happens.
>>3931069
YOU CAN'T STOP HIS PLANS FROM ADVANCING
>>3931129
It's just called really fucking cold-ia
>>3931137
well its dumb and wrong and they should stop
>>3931118
>nothing personal kid.png
>>3931132
O-okay
well
carry on, then, anons
>>3931058
I am glad i did not fall for the higher education meme.
Education means very little in the real world. It's mostly about connections, worth ethic and willingness to learn when it comes to getting jobs and advancing in them.
>>3931153
How about this?
Instead of complaining about it.
Start talking about happy ideas.
Come up with a greentext.
Actively try to change the mood from melodramatic to comfy.
Be the change you want to see.
>>3931153
>fandom
>they should stop
Yeah, good luck with that King Canute.
>>3931128
Dammit. It's an enormous shame from my part since I did this map, and I've seen Gnu York quite a number of times in the process
>>3927456
>ywn fall asleep in Nick's arms
>ywn make Nick happy when he is stressed or down
Meanwhile, in a dark basement somewhere on Pack Street
>>3931069
I know that feel, but not with Nick. My shippery is hardcore enough that I can only ever see Nick with judy. The gay buns this thread has come up with however--Calvin, Sunny--I don't know WHY, but they do something for me.
>>3931237
Oh believe you me I am team WildeHopps until I die.
But the more I think about it, the more I want it to somehow be WildeAnonHopps...
>>3930522
Are you trying to make me depressed anon?
Because you've succeeded.
>>3931237
It's okay.
It's not gay if it's prey, anon.
>>3931237
>Calvin, Sunny
Oh, so their love isn't pure enough for you huh?
>>3931182
Tfw no connections so I'm currently stuck at a low paying job that I thankfully enjoy
even then I only got the job because my brother's friend worked there
>>3931237
>The gay buns this thread has come up with however--Calvin, Sunny--I don't know WHY, but they do something for me.
>gay buns
>I don't know WHY, but they do something for me.
>gay buns
>I don't know WHY
>gay buns
There truly are mysteries than mankind can never solve.
>>3931171
I support this bear ship.
>>3931271
Annalise and Sasha is the purist
>>3931237
gaybuns do that to people in general
>>3930675
I am not, but I love a good bun pun
>>3931069
Join the club.
Think you're the only one turned gay by the smugfoxe?
Don't underestimate the power of Lord Byron.
>>3931354
That they do.
DEGRADE THE RACIST BUNNY
I hope Wishmaker returns next bread. I want to see more pack street lewds, for he is blessed at them. Maybe Avo doing something lewd that still doesn't reveal his gender?
>>3931354
>gaybuns do that to people in general
Unless you're, you know, straight.
>>3931433
>>3931409
jokes on you
this is my real fetish
>>3931433
Only one with Nick x Judy I got, but here you go.
>>3929420
>>3931421
Byron Howard co-directed Zootopia.
>>3931497
Did he ask for this?
I NEED MORE HAPPY HYENA BEING HAPPY
Um, guys. I think I may have accidentally deleted my comic script while cleaning up my computer files, and I emptied my recycle bin, so...
I have to start all over. Sorry.
>>3931535
Or you could just remember what you had planned and rewrite the dialog as needed.
>>3931537
That makes me want to take a nap...work took a lot outta me today...
>>3931531
This hyena seems pretty happy
>>3931535
Recovery software. What are you, over 50?
>>3931562
Oh God.
>>3931421
His power is infinite, He will induce lust for foxes around the world. When His grand plan will be complete, everyone will be a furry. You can't stop Him, so join us.
>>3931433
More comfy at table 4
>>3931522
You tell me.
>>3931522
>>3931531
I got you, bro.
>tfw there is a sliver of hope for happy and fulfilled life because you're not a hopeless case
>>3931638
Remember, you can always recover your data (unless you're using xargs shred)
Everyone deserves love, especially thise we think rejects and villains.
>Does this make you comfortable?
>Because if so, there is no shame in being comfy more
what a nice way to hit image limit
>>3931784
inb4 scat
>>3931447
Your wish came true!
>>3931827
it doesn't matter really. Whatever gets posted, this thread suddenly exploded into overcomf and the last few images don't really change anything, even if they happen to be a bit off.
>>3931868
I'm not totally convinced Wishgranter isn't Weaver at this point.
He's way too on point.
Can you feel it, thread?
>>3931891
It doesn't matter who it is. I'm just worried if we peer too closely behind the mask, the wishes will dry up.
awooo
Is the artist that did the latest comic frames of Zistopia going to do the entire rest of the set, or is it a different artist each time?
>He's the main replacement artist
>>3931891
And he's starting to get too smooth with his lines.
>>3931928
sorry, lost it.
>>3930356
Good lord, I hope so.
See you in the next thread, anon!
>>3931950
Supposedly the original Artist is going to switch off from the guest artists every now and then.
It's worrisome how many posts of praise the tumblr page has put up regarding the recent abomination.
>>3931982
ok thanks
>>3931709
>tfw Lionhart promoted the MII with Bellwether in mind to prepare her to be the next mayor
>tfw Bellwether assumed Lionhart was just a conniving politician, while Lionhart busted his ass beginning as Zootpia's City Hall mailboy
>>3932134
Anon, the one thread I made went to shit and was abandoned around 100 images in
I don't make threads anymore.
>>3932150
>this somehow implies entire thread is your sole responsibility
To quote certain grumpy chief of police, you give yourself way too much credit
>>3931646
>anon believes they will find happiness and carries on despite hardship
we can all learn a thing or two from anon
>>3928835
>there's a note inside on a napkin
>"love: mom"
>>3931646
Wish the best for you.
>>3931992
Even if it isn't, there are plenty of liberals who make fun of other liberals. The most feminist, leftist friend I have writes tongue in cheek articles about respecting your cats culture and shares articles about douchebags at parties who terrorizing people with their liberal arts degree.
>>3925835
OK BREAK IT UP, NOW BREAK IT UP
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