HG thread
One person's stupidity advances the match.
KFC and watermelon
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3880279
MY EYES.
>>3880274
My eyes are better, but they're functional.
My eyes may not be as good anymore, though.
>>3880280
HOW MANY TIMES HAS A HUMAN TAKEN A BITE OUT OF A WAX APPLE?
>>3880283
Is it really that bad?
>>3880279
Can I keep it? I mean I'll probably find a way to actually use it or make money out of it.
>>3880280
A lot of people that do that can't use magic otherwise. I've worked with and for people that've got magic that'd blow that out the water.
>>3880279
Say, what's this weapon supposed to be made of?
>>3880250
I like it too, but it's always fun to mess around, right?
>She lifts one side of your hair and tosses it over to the other side, using a hair clip to keep it in place, emulating a sort of punk-rock bob hairstyle. She makes her way to the front and instantly starts giggling uncontrollably, showing you the mirror.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the one!
>>3880270
N-Not really! I didn't even know there was a party!
>>3880279
Even with my all seeing power, I do not understand...
>>3880251
You are not thinking clearly! You must not focus on your hand, but that of your opponent! The best offense is a good >>3880263
You are referring to my true name, Guiltia Sin Jurai, yes? The dark ones are unscrupulous on their selection... I was not given a choice in the matter, this is the name bestowed unto me!
>>3880280
Then why did you insist on meeting my tainted visage?! Clearly you can sense what your eyes cannot see...
>>3880279
I just saw eight men pile onto another. I think I need to bleach my mind.
>>3880299
Don't worry Spiky, I think time will heal your eyes. There's nothing a good 8 hour rest can't solve!
>>3880260
...I-I'm sorry for being a problem, Sunset.
>>3880263
...What did you just say to me?
>>3880271
Can you maybe...oh I dunno...give me some?
>>3880307
I'll be sure to send you an invite in advance next time~
>>3880068
I assume you can not use violence.
>>3880272
>Glad that I am not too stupid yet. That is what I did with that image with her. It's strange that is happening to them.
After seeing that Yuffie it reminded me of a character I really liked, so before I start building a folder, does anyone play or plan to play Cid Highwind?
>>3880307
I look like a jackass.
>>3880310
Looks like sparing you was a good idea, 'squire'.
>>3880319
We have a Cid already
>>3880299
Many times, but at least it looked legit! That one looked like it was from a clearance store!
>>3880304
>"EXCUSE ME? Are you implying that I am a bad magician, young lady?"
>>3880308
>What does that even mean?
>>3880310
Ah, Russia... That guy can KILL!
>>3880310
It's in the name, Subaru. It's half the name.
>>3880311
Fingers crossed in that regard. I happen to like seeing.
>>3880310
I can't stop disappointing you guys, can I?
>>3880326
Really? I've never seen him before, but thanks for telling me.
>>3880327
Yeah. In part because it's hard to beat people that've been magicians since they were in their single-digits while being trained by an evil spirit.
>>3880327
I was still blinded by that stupid flare!
>>3880328
Same here. I think it's my favorite sense. Without it you can't see all the mistakes we make daily!
>>3880310
Another successful hunting party.
>>3880318
It's likely an embedded file left on it by imgur and can be removed by editing and saving the image
>>3880344
>>3880345
Or this great firetending technique.
>>3880345
See? I didn't even need the magic. Then again, the giant robot-tank-heightened senses thing's pretty potent a combination.
>>3880310
There's a reference there? To what?
>>3880315
Well, a-alright, did you at least save me some cake?
>>3880318
That.. Would kind of ruin the purpose, Rammy. I'm trying to show that we're not violent, I can't do that by beating people up.
>>3880320
>She only laughs harder, rolling around and holding her gut.
I don't think you look that bad!
>Eventually she regains her bearings and wipes her eyes, taking a deep breath.
I missed doing this.. I forgot how silly hair stuff is.
You think you can do anything with mine?
>She walks back around you and undies your hair again, this time putting it back into pigtails.
>>3880345
W-Who's following me?
Subaru, is that you?
>>3880310
Much more apt than the last protoge I took on, for sure... You have a gift, young one! One that you must sharpen through thousands of hours of practice!
>>3880327
You may not see my power, but you most certainly can feel it! Haha!
>>3880345
How...disgusting... I feel nausea from simply hearing that terrible omen...
>>3880299
Yes.
>>3880311
...That isn't what I meant. Look, I like you. "I'm just not into the whole buddy-buddy let's go do stuff together kind of thing."
>>3880345
>>3880348
Maybe we'll learn how to start at a fire for a long time without becoming blind? That sure would help out a lot.
>>3880346
I can just crop the images after I save them
>>3880345
>>3880353
And noisy. Even a deaf bat could sense you coming from leagues away.
>>3880358
That was the first thing eaten up! I didn't even get a piece!
>>3880337
>"Well, I never! I commanded a bloody empire and set a standard for every country to be like! My magic is very well professional, thank you very much!"
>>3880343
A flare? A FLARE? How can you mess up THAT badly?
>>3880345
Fucking--
>>3880361
>Obviously. I am the poster boy for threatening nations, and one of the best.
>>3880367
That should change the file slightly and remove the embedded ones
>>3880345
Stop giving me reasons, Subaru.
>>3880365
If that's how it is, then I'll make sure to stay far away from you. I don't want to invade your personal space and make you and spike feel uncomfortable.
>>3880311
When i prepare it then yes.
>>3880372
Noo!
What a disaster..
>>3880381
>>3880358
IT WAS!
>>3880365
Then why don't I remember it?
>>3880366
I think that'd solve all of our problems.
>>3880381
Still my town.
>>3880358
Not...not really, no. Partly because it's just too short. And I never really bothered with this sorta thing....
>>3880369
Yeah, mechs aren't really stealthy, and there's this noise the Flower Tank's making I've been trying to figure out, it normally it's practically whisper-quiet....
>>3880379
Sure, but it's not god-beating strong.
>>3880381
...Uh. Alright?
>>3880346
>Oh okay. Cropping, marker, any transforming tool should get rid of that.
>>3880379
My lack of a threatening aura is a simple method of tricking my enemies into a false sense of security, of course!
>>3880381
With our combined might, we'll crush the enemy under our feet! Huhuhu!
>>3880308
Nonono~!
What is your real name?
>>3880311
Coward. Killing yourself is a cowards way out.
>>3880400
As subtle as a wild stallion getting used to the bridle.
>>3880381
Another ambush.
>>3880382
Please by all means do not let me get in the way of your relationship with Spike. Most that know him will say they're better off just for having met him.
>>3880392
Because you're traumatized.
>>3880400
>"Well, obviously! I may be a good spell caster, but not a powerful one! That's not to say I can't summon demons, though..."
>>3880407
>Then show me your worst, comrade. Frighten me more than Belarus can~
>>3880417
MY TOWN.
>>3880421
Oh.. You're not talking about the whole Kamina thing, are you? Because that was my fault, not yours.
>>3880417
I almost feel insulted that I get offered this worthless pile of metal disks... Fine, if it gets you of my skin.
>>3880358
I see. Try showing how wise you can be.
>>3880388
Was that a serious steam message?
Well, serious isn't the right word at all. Uh. Log back on asshat!
>>3880414
Oof, that's one I haven't heard in a while...and besides, when I need to avoid something I just hunker down and turn on that active camouflage... Or just head back to my hideout.
>>3880417
Surprise.
>>3880425
Pfft. Practically anyone with the know-how could summon or create one, but it doesn't mean they'd be strong.
>>3880405
>I can do the cropping
>I don't mind
>>3880429
Christ.
Can we just drop it already?
>>3880452
R-Right, right. Sorry. I just wanted to know.
Consider it dropped entirely.
>>3880417
Why is it that everyone's trying to hire bounty hunters on me today?
>>3880457
You know what? I think that's the opposite of a problem. That's a blessing.
>mfw hajimeme wants to bang revy too
>>3880409
I don't know what you're talking about... It IS my real name...! I am Guiltia Sin Jurai, and nobody else!
>Poses, causing a book to fall out of his pocket
>>3880417
Betrayal...how underhanded and despicable...
>>3880425
This world may be destroyed, you know! Do you really wish for this?!
>>3880449
>"I've never actually seen a demon before, believe it or not. But that's because Russia popped up every time I tried to bloody summon one!"
>>3880449
Good luck masking that awful scent your metal box gives you. You might fool a human nose, but not a Wolfskin's.
>>3880417
A boring feast. We do not know who died in it.
>>3880451
>Didn't see your comment until after I posted that. If you wish to, have fun with that.
>>3880400
Well, that's what I'm here for! Maybe if you'd let me take you outta that tank, I could show you some fun stuff.
>She finishes one pigtail, working on the next.
I mean, I can't make you, but.. I think it'd be fun to maybe go for a ride in Aizawa's spaceship or something like that together.
>She finishes the second, sitting back.
Maybe I'll grow my hair out. Think I could pull off long hair?
>>3880437
W-Wise? Me?
I don't think so at all..
>>3880457
That's fine.. I forgive you..
>>3880421
Psh, I won't let that happen at all! He's a cool guy, so I have no intentions of letting that get in my way. I just won't bother you is all.
>>3880469
Hajiman also wants to bang my FF XIV alt character.
>>3880471
>Дa, тoвapищ. Show me the true meaning of fear!
>>3880468
But what happens if we're both trapped and we can't get out, and the fire we've got going starts to spread like crazy!?
>>3880477
Ever thus to deadbeats...
>>3880481
Can I have a hug now?
>>3880477
The reptile is very clear that it is his town.
>>3880495
Well, I'm fireproof, so I'll be fine.
>>3880500
Yeah, beat it.
>>3880495
Sure. As long as you're sorry for earlier.
>She opens her arms wide.
>>3880500
You can do it, Ri-..
>>3880493
Let's see if you can even keep your composure long enough!
>He rolls up his sleeve ands holds out his arm, palm facing upwards
Kuhuhuhu...feeling nervous yet?
>>3880500
>Shakes herself like a dog would, splashing cold water everywhere
....That was pretty chilly...
>>3880504
That's genius Spike!
I'll climb inside you and wait it out! I never would have thought of that if you weren't so smart!
>>3880508
Hmmm...
HMMMMMM...
>>3880512
>Reeee
>>3880475
My boss and co-worker spearheaded a counter-invasion in to my place's version of hell. Yeah.
>>3880476
Thankfully, super-scent isn't something I have to worry about so often. Partly because not exactly many wolfskin or anything similar where I'm from.
>>3880481
Eeh...you're too energetic, it'd get everywhere. Spaceship? I shouldn't be too surprised they've got one, with those drones....
>>3880500
...Welp.
>>3880500
A necessary slide.
>>3880517
O-Or I dig us a way out. I'm a pretty strong digger.
>>3880469
>there are people who wouldn't bang revy
>>3880522
Lucky for you there isn't. Also lucky for you that we don't consider metal substances a delicacy.
>>3880500
I hate how this sort of thing just paralyzes you, I normally wouldn't have any issue at all with just flying out.
...Weren't you the person who was supposed to assassinate me?
>>3880526
FOR FUCK'S SAKE LEAVE MY EYES ALONE. CHRIST. WHERE AM I?
>>3880481
I may have been a little generous there. But you are special. I think you could change.
>>3880510
...
>He holds onto your arm, gripping it with force.
This is a good stance, but not exactly threatening.
>>3880522
>"Well, fuck. Of course I can't summon demons when half the time we're fighting over land disputes! I can summon spirits, yes, but not with the intention to harm!"
>>3880527
I've found a problem with your solution!
I might burn to death by the time you're done digging. I don't want to burn to death, Spike.
>>3880457
>eats the lobster
>>3880530
Plus, with how things are back "home", a lot of them would assume it's some sort of other monster or the like.
>>3880537
Well...it was just an attempt at tourism for the god of Makai's part.
>>3880541
You're not gonna burn to death. Worst comes to worst, I'll put out the flame somehow. I mean, when you can literally roll around in them, I imagine it's pretty easy.
>>3880517
W-What're you thinking about?
>>3880522
Good point.
Hang on, he d- I-I MEAN.. She didn't tell you? She told me she was gonna.
Weren't you talking earlier?
>>3880536
I-I'm special?
>Her face turns red, and she plants her palms on her cheeks.
Rammy, you're embarrassing me.. You think I can do it? Really?
>>3880546
>bites the both end of the lobster
>>3880526
Final two.
>>3880563
This. Is. My. Town.
>>3880548
If they'd value their limbs intacts, it would be wise of them to not call me or my kin a monster.
>>3880537
D-Don't be r-ridiculous, I'm not finished...!
>He starts a long speech, something about being the conqueror of chaos, and some mention of hellfire
>>3880528
>you won't bang nobu or vamp
>>3880558
cute
Highway to ____
>>3880558
Whatever their deal was, they got too nervous about it, I told them to just not worry about it.
>>3880566
...I was talking about how other youkai regard my tank. And people.
>>3880563
...Now my headmanes are all tangled up. This is going to take a long grooming session. What a bother.
>>3880548
>"TOURISM?! Bloody hell, and they say that WE'RE the primitive savages! What the fuck else happened over there?"
>>3880570
>...Belarus scares me more. Try harder, comrade.
>He yawns. Bloody prick.
>>3880563
This is why I never go off-duty!
>>3880575
>see filename
>>3880557
I don't think you understand at all! You can't dig and roll at the same time! You'll end up screwing up out exit plan!
Also, I found another problem. I don't like worms.
>>3880558
Alright, I'm sorry about what I've done before!
>he goes in for the hug and warmly embraces the squirrel creature
>>3880598
I'll eat the worms if it makes you happy.
>>3880579
In their defence, humans can be monsters. And cowards all the same. Their ways confuse me greatly.
>>3880563
I will attempt to say this nicely.
Stop winning the games I host.
>>3880599
checked
>>3880614
BOO YAH! MY TOWN!
Wait, did we miss a slide? What happened to Seraphim?
>>3880576
Thank you, Anon!
>>3880579
Well.. What if I told you, purely hypothetical here, what if I happened to say something like, oh I don't know, uh.. Maybe if I told you Aizawa was actually a man. A tiny, alien man, piloting a robot that looks like a human girl. Hypothetical. This is just make believe.
What would you say?
>>3880598
>She hugs you back, happily nuzzling against your shoulder.
Thanks.. I appreciate the apology. Please just don't do it again! It really hurts my feelings!
>>3880599
Something has got to give, and I'm not giving up.
>he continues to eat the lobster
>>3880607
It does, but isn't that really unhealthy for you? You might get worms in your stomach.
>>3880614
Oh, congratulations worm eater.
Danke for the game, Ramlethal.
>>3880614
Congrats
>>3880623
Do it friend, win his games!
skeletons are gay
>>3880583
...against arrogant providence! Dark and Dark!
>A small purple flame appears on his hand
You're face to face with the ultimate power, 'comrade'! This is the part where you admit defeat and surrender!
>>3880614
The traitor wins the blood sport...an unorthodox outcome... However, despite your misgivings, I suppose I should congratulate you on this victory... And of course, our host has my thanks!
>>3880614
Again with this?
>>3880623
Yes I did.
>>3880628
My stomach acid burns super hot. They don't last long.
>>3880614
Congratulations, hugdragon! Thanks for hosting!
>>3880640
This is our town, scrub.
YEAH, BEAT IT!
Thanks for hosting.
>>3880583
It's just that Makai thought it was a good idea not to inform us. Either way, they were stirring up trouble, so we just cut straight to the core of the problem.
Hm. Well, there was that one time a pair of scientists from another reality transported themselves over to here because they detected magic, which is just a joke to them.
>>3880611
You could probably guess what my general reaction to such a statement normally is.... But I guess we've all got our bad parts, at times.
>>3880626
...I've heard crazier things.
>>3880640
...Uh. Congrats. And thanks for the show.
>>3880640
I only say this because how difficult it is to make a card for you.
The results.
>>3880614
Another win for the dragon? Good job I guess and thanks for hosting.
>>3880623
Crap? Really I just got a downgrade....
Damn. Congrats dragon.
>>3880653
Damn, and with a killcount like that, too.
>>3880652
Would you accept himher for who heshe was and not try to squash them or spread the secret or anything, though? A-Again, this is completely hypothetical.
>>3880653
Thank you for the another wonderful Survival Game round!
>>3880637
>...Can I have a try? Mine's not to special, but it works...
>He seems disinterested, like he's seen worse.
>>3880614
Congrats to Spike, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3880652
>"Oh my fuck... Your dimension is WAY more bloody complicated than ours is! What the fuck? Soon you're gonna tell me you use nukes on a regular basis to end wars!"
>>3880614
Congratulations Spike!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>3880649
You are the second creature to reach three wins.
>>3880668
Fuck off Kamina
>>3880671
Thanks.
>>3880672
Thank you very much.
>>3880673
I'm honored.
>>3880665
I'm surprised you've defeated my Seraph form.
>>3880626
I promise I won't. If I do, then I'll take it upon myself to punish myself.
Oh, and did you and Rika-tan kiss and make up already?
>>3880642
I'm jealous of you, Spike. Give me some of that stomach acid you have. I need to for digesting bad food.
>>3880668
Did you get new members yet?
>>3880672
Pssssttt..
Heeeey..
>>3880635
But their boners are 10/10
>>3880676
I'm third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club.
>>3880671
H-Have a try of what, f-fool?! Do you understand what you're faced with? Dark and Dark, the greatest power known to m-man...!
>>3880686
So am I. It took three of me.
>>3880694
I can't just open up and give you some.
>>3880635
>Blows a kiss.
>>3880662
...You're bad at acting casual about things, you know that? I already knew they weren't human, but they never specified...besides, I generally like aliens.
>>3880671
Gensokyo as a general whole doesn't use anything beyond a "feudal Japan" level of technology, my tanks are just an exception. I dunno about the outside world, though.
And what sucks is that instead of one of the only actual scientists in Gensokyo, or one of the two people that'd be willing to cooperate with them, a damn shrine maiden kick's everyone's asses including the "foreigners", takes a nuclear-powered robot maid from them as compensation, and then shoves them back to where they came from.
>>3880694
What kind of silly question is that? Of course I didn't get any new members yet.
>>3880676
It's obviously squid girl
>>3880652
No...No I don't. Do elaborate.
>>3880668
You! You better have a really good reasons to parade around looking like my beloved mother.
>>3880715
START DOING YOUR JOB AND ADVERTISE THE DAMN CLUB ALREADY!
>>3880704
You don't have any in a jar somewhere in your house? What the hell, Spike. I thought you were magic.
>>3880700
>Have a try at threatening you, of course! Compared to yours, mine's not special, but it'll have to do!
>>3880709
>"...Japan? Of fucking course it's always Japan, they always have the strangest of people. Anything else happen?"
>who is that anon anyway
>>3880742
Some salt lord
>3880696
Hmm? Yes? Sorry I've been listening to something.
There's supposed to b some sort of holiday today, right?
Happy whatever it is today.
>>3880736
Just because I come from a magic land doesn't mean I'm automatically magic.
>>3880751
Da 4th!
>>3880747
I mean the vampy nobu one
>>3880726
I h-have a kid? When did this happen? How is it possible for you to be in my age group? What about your father?
>>3880736
To be precise that's the job of the Vice-President.
>>3880694
Well, Rika won't kiss me. Her exact words were something like "I'm not going to get married, and certainly not to you."
So that probably means I'm never gonna kiss her. Other than that though, we made up, so it's all okay.
>>3880709
Alright, then here's the truth.
Aizawa is actually a man. A tiny alien man, piloting a robot body that looks like a human woman.
I uncovered his secret on accident when I tried to feed him my cooking.
Ever since then, I've been the only one to know the secret, and I've tried to get him to reveal it to more people. I don't think he'll be able to do it on his own, so.. There.
I think if you find out, and don't hate him for it, it'll help him open up and tell people on his own.
>>3880711
But.. Aren't you gonna say something about how it's impossible, or that it'll never happen? Or at least laugh at me?
>>3880751
Little sis! Hi!
How're you?
>>3880738
Ha, you're welcome to try! I'm sure it won't change your fate...
>>3880742
It's probably [person I dislike]
>>3880751
The fourth of this month is apparently important.
>>3880751
It's america's birthday, faggot.
>>3880748
You know about mech anime, right?
Do you know where I can get mech models? Like, little ones. Statues.
>>3880751
The Fourth of Japan, my Independence Day, and my "birthday"! How's it going, dudette?
>>3880764
>Just let me get the things ready for it first...
>THUMP
>CLANK
>Ready when you are~!
>>3880761
Oh. Some salt lord, which is unrelated to that.
>>3880726
I suppose it's a bit bigoted of me, but I do generally view humans as sorta...superior to youkai. Though matters like wolfskin and other...non-actually-monstrous nonhumans tend to...confuse me.
>>3880738
Oh, right, ask your...embodiment of Japan or whatever if they remember a sealed-off region called Gensokyo. From the new version of things, I think the Lunarians actually-invaded it, too.
>>3880751
I think it's the celebration of that America country's independence. Heya.
>>3880763
...Like a tiny mech-suit thing. Huh. Neat.... I hadn't expected the "tiny" thing.
>>3880751
Maybe if you're from America, but it's a normal day for everyone else!
>>3880757
So you even come from a magic place and yet you still don't use magic!? What the hell is wrong with you!?
>>3880762
Th-that's my job...? Since when?
>>3880763
I didn't mean that literally, but I'm glad you guys are finally friends again. It tears my heart in two to see such lovely people fight for no reason.
>>3880762
You are not my Mama. She is taller than you..smells nicer. Has a bigger chest aswell.
You still did not answer my question. I suggest you do it quickly.
>>3880751
Welcome back Urotsuki
>>3880771
H-hey are you stereotyping me..? Ah anyway, you could just get them from online or a hobby shop, but why do you ask?
>>3880751
Today marks the day when I shall rise to ultimate power! Kuhuhuhu!
>>3880772
I'm always ready! That's my secret! There's nothing you could possibly throw at me that would intimidate!
once I finish these two games of ranked overwatch I shall host
>>3880751
it's a useless americuck holiday
>>3880778
Did you just call me a nonhuman, girl?
>A genuine expression of anger appears on her face
We are done talking today. Goodbye, miss.
>>3880771
I think I might know a certain little someone.
>>3880758
The 4th?
... Oh. It has something to do with America, right?
Hm.
>>3880763
..What did you call me?
>>3880766
It has something to do with America, with what my memory serves. I do know they like to set off fireworks and celebrate.
>>3880768
Well, good for them.
It's the day where they wave flags and fire guns into the air, right?
>>3880772
Probably not as well as you. You must be happy.
>>3880778
I thought I was remembering that right. Good to see you, Rika.
>>3880781
...It's Monday.
>>3880789
Ah... There you are, Garry.
It's... good to see you as always.
>>3880799
Or the day when I kill you.
Yay deutschland
>>3880778
>"...Is Japan always this bloody weird? First he thinks it's a good idea to bomb Hawaii, then this shit pops up! Aye, I'll just go ask him now... Cheers, love! I'll see you later!"
>>3880790
...Huh?
>>3880799
>Alright! Summoning...
>He pulls out a faucet.
>THE MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN!
>>3880803
>being angry over excuses to drink
>>3880800
Excellent, I will be finished with work by then.
>>3880813
>Arrests for nationalism
>>3880811
...Yeah? I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me, Uro-tan!
>>3880763
Maybe another time. I have my own impossible things to worry about.
>>3880800
>How long can those last?
>>3880811
Fireworks. So that is what Sin was stowing in the ship.
>>3880778
Mhm. We're like giants to him, and he's scared we'll crush him. He has trust problems. I figured you two would get along, since you're both slow to trust people. Just.. He's a little bit faster than you are, no offense. You're still my best friend.
>>3880781
Oh, well that's kinda embarrassing. P-Point is, we're not arguing anymore, and I think we're better friends than ever!
>>3880798
I'm buying a present for someone!
Online, huh? I think that'd take too much time to get here, and I don't know what to search for..
How about a shop? D'you know where any of those are?
>>3880808
Y-You know where to get mech statues? Hold on, are you a talking mech statue?
>>3880811
Little sis!
You're precious, like a younger sister.
>>3880761
Fuck those vampires tenderly
>>3880811
OF COURSE! Today's the day where I let go of my duties and party with the people! It's paradise for me!
>>3880811
I'm not late this time! is everything going well...?
>>3880781
Ahahahaha! Obviously it was your job from day one! So how is the new member hunt is going, Subaru? You have to present them before me, even if you know this place better!
>>3880788
Thank god. I knew that I could never give birth to a furry like you. My family's mental health is excellent!
>>3880811
You're the girl who brainwashed me the other day!! I demand an apology.
>>3880825
You do? Well.. Maybe you should tell me about your impossible goals, and we can cheer each other on.
>>3880833
Ignore the second is there. I got too hyped about the new members.
>>3880826
No. If you lived in my lands, surely you'll find some knick knacks and what not.
Swimsuit games when
>>3880811
Eh...? No, I said "The day when I rise to ultimate power!" No need for that...
>>3880815
...A faucet? What do you possibly hope to accomplish with that?
>>3880833
I...I didn't get any new members...
>>3880826
You've managed to call me that already, then...
I'll... take it as a compliment.
Please don't make it embarrassing.
>>3880806
I...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend. I mean, it's just...you're...not entirely? Urgh, I've been such an insensitive ass lately....
>>3880811
I only found out by that America guy shouting it to the heavens, myself. Kinda weird, but...eh.
>>3880815
Gensokyo itself is where the strangest stuff in particular happens. And it's been around for centuries.
>>3880826
Hey, we get along plenty fine, too, for that matter....
So he's a guy in a female robot?
>>3880826
There's a lot of them around the place I work, like I said a hobby shop would probably have some.
>>3880845
>Beating you up with it, of course~! Now stay still, hehe...
>>3880844
That would be nice, I can take much advantage of such a themed game.
>>3880847
B-But S-Subaru, d-did y-you f-forget th-that w-we w-will g-get t-terminated i-if w-we d-don't g-get n-new m-members?
>>3880844
It would be easier to move around with less equipment and clothing.
*cough cough*
Everyone, I need the attention of everybody that's here at the moment.
Please come to the Survival Club and look around. We need new members, or else Mr. President and I get killed. Please direct any questions or comments regarding the club to Mr. President, Otori Mio. Thank you.
>>3880855
Enough of that and stop sobbing, it's pathetic.
You are correct at any rate. For all intends and purposes I am a halfbeed, the first of my kind. And the target of scorn and mockery from the human part of my ancestry.
Call it pride. Maybe it is. I am born to two worlds and yet I belong to neither one.
>>3880833
You'd lack the strength or personality to even become a mate to my father, human. And it's Wolfskin, thank you very much.
>>3880875
...What?
>>3880457
Tactical? Do you use your death as a tactical advantage or something?
>>3880471
Huh? You dropped a book
>picks it up
>>3880834
No.
>>3880831
Only a little better than usual. I spent the day doing more printing... My records are about a quarter done at this point.
...But I don't want to ramble too much. How are you?
>>3880830
So you'll drink a lot and no doubt wave your flag around...
>>3880825
Sin? ... I wouldn't know.
But yes. You know what a firework is, right?
>>3880824
...Hmh. So what are you up to?
>>3880855
Whatever. It doesn't have much prevalence here in Japan anyway, so it's just a Monday to us.
>>3880844
>I'd be down for that.
>>3880840
Could you bring me one? I'll pay for it!
I need one for my friend! It's a gift!
>>3880844
>Soon I hope, I have a swimsuit image I want to use so badly
>Alright, let's make next game swimsuit game!
>>3880849
Why would it be embarrassing?
I figure we can just be like really good friends, like sisters should be!
>>3880855
I know we get along fine! You've made a lot of progress, too. I'm proud.
That's right, though. He's pretty nice, honestly. It's not like a weird, um.. F-Fetish or anything, don't think it's weird. Apparently that was the only available robot. It wasn't his choice to make it female.
>>3880856
Would you please pick me up one, or take me there? I really want this to be a big surprise!
>>3880875
Survival Club?
>>3880825
Well the first one is over. So not long.
I miss Shorty
>>3880835
Lately I have been interested in the woman I was cloned from. I would like to know more, however she perished a long time ago.
>>3880875
But you always get killed.
>>3880884
>I might reply late. This is because I am in a game.
>Kousaka Honoka
>>3880815
>The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
>>3880875
I look it's the dork, sure I'll join your dumb survival club.
>>3880888
Why not? Huh.
>>3880875
Nicely done, but terminated refers to the club being disbanded.
>>3880893
That seems like a really sensible goal. I would want to know more too.
D'you think you can maybe time travel, or resurrect her?
>>3880875
You always kill yourself. How is that survival.
>>3880859
I-I didn't agree to this, hang on a second...!
>>3880875
Survival club? It would be a traitorous act to abandon my beloved literature club for another, don't you think?
>>3880884
Th-The Blood Bible! You mustn't read it, lest it destroy your mind! Relinquish it to me...!
>Despite what he says, the book is labelled 'Blood Vivre'
>>3880875
I'm already in the group, dude. Well, more like being awaiting approval to join the group, but that's good enough.
>>3880888
Yep! And this time, instead of eating twice my body weight in burgers, I'm gonna eat thrice my body weight in bugers! It's amazing!
>>3880899
>To be fair, you don't see a wall at a tennis competition, right?
>>3880863
>>3880883
>>3880889
>>3880893
>>3880899
This girl right here! She's the leader! Talk to her about it, not me! I'm just the Vice President.
>>3880888
I got eaten today for the first time. It was probably the worst thing ever, but she ended up spitting me out. Other than that, I've been bullies relentlessly.
Hopefully you've been better, Uro-tan.
>>3880884
You've got to make the best out of a horrible situation. In this case, it's not being able to die. It's a sad thing, but I can't really do anything about it.
>>3880901
Don't worry, I've got this covered!
>>3880888
Ooh, so that's what you've done most of the day! that's good, you're enjoying an activity, I don't mind if you ramble if it makes you happy it makes you happy. I'm doing well, it was surprising pleasant today, the heat was. So I spent my leisure time relaxing.
>>3880881
Will you answer my question? What's your mother's reason to go around parading as me?
>>3880889
I feel it'd be better to take you and have you pick one out, but it's a crowded city so don't get lost.
>>3880909
>>3880914
>>3880901
This is the women you need to see about it. She has aaaaall the information you need!
>>3880915
She sure is a hard person to deal with, isn't she? She's making me advertise for it.
>>3880914
>He smirks, before laughing.
>Haha, I thought I could frighten you~!
>>3880916
And you instantly push the responsibility on me? You've got some guts.
>>3880923
I WANT TO INSEMINATE YOU
>>3880916
Oh, her?
Ehhhh... N-No thanks, I'll pass..
>>3880929
Alright. We can just hold hands, if you don't kind. R-Right now, or another time?
>>3880889
An official replica model of the Zio Matrix ZCL-XA/2. Quite a beautiful model, it's the newest line of Armored Core models.
It's quite a neat token.
>>3880888
A friend outside of here. I have never experienced a firework before.
>>3880905
Both of those are outside my skill set. I know someone who could be she is a nuisance at best.
>>3880863
Explain yourself. What is this Survival Club?
>>3880888
Huh, did Japan adopt the western terms for the week? Neat. And remember, Gensokyo is technically in Japan, too.
>>3880889
...Dang. Well, that's just gotta suck. Maybe if I knew how the stuff worked.... Huh. Come to think of it, Ryou's a guy's name, isn't it?
>>3880881
I don't cry THAT easily...more prone to depressed introspection. It's just...like I said. Those sorts of things are strange to me. Not something I ever had to deal with back where I'm from. What I'm used to is "you're human or you're the thing that kill or eat humans for fun".
>>3880844
>Didn't Gob have something like that?
>Tfw I only have two suiting images and the other one is just offputting
>>3880923
Ask her yourself if she shows up one day. I can't exactly peek into her mind, you know?
...And don't insult me or her siblings. Unless getting hurt is on her agenda., Otherwise she's pretty nice..She's my Mama after all!
>It scares me how much they look like eachother. Save me.
Ask me anything, I'll answer truefully
>>3880934
It's your job to inform them. All I have to do is advertise it like the good VP I am.
>>3880936
Why? She's not scary, even if she only has one eye.
>>3880943
Post the other one pleaSe
>>3880844
Whenever the green one returns.
>>3880945
Am I good enough?
>>3880914
Huh Blood vivre? what is this? I am really curious
>she opens the book.
>>3880916
I think it is better to actually look the other way of tactical advantages over than killing yourself. But forget all of that. We have not introduce ourselves.
>>3880931
Yes, oh my gosh! It took me a day to even be CONSIDERED to join!
>>3880943
Sometimes we kill humans to eat or for sport. But only if they attempt to harm any member of our pack. But that doesn't make us monsters. We just have a very blunt way to deal with would-be murderers.
Besides, the punishment for attempting to kill a member of the Nohrian royal family is death at any rate. I'd say we give them a mercy they don't deserve
>>3880899
Because I try not to lie as often as possible.
>>3880889
...I wouldn't know. I would have to take your word for it, um...
...
>ahem
...Sis.
>>3880915
Are portion sizes in America really that big? ...I could only eat one of those burgers in a meal. It would kill anyone else.
>>3880920
Mm. It sounds...relaxing, indeed. Summer can be so lazy, but if I get lazy, I get...well...You've seen me before.
>>3880916
Sounds unpleasant on the whole... That gang thing can't happen soon enough for you, hm?
A little better. More content, anyway.
>>3880943
>nods
I find it better to use those terms anyway.
I haven't forgotten that, however strange or isolated it is.
>>3880942
I bought quite a few... I brought some smaller ones here, in my pocket.
>>3880935
I know my beauty can be irresistible sometimes, but please calm down. I couldn't do my job as the President of the Survival Game Club if that happened.
>>3880944
I don't really care, but I can't blame her. Even if imitating my beauty is almost impossible.
>>3880948
You done good, Subaru. I'll raise your pay tomorrow.
>>3880942
Survival Club? I have no idea what that is. I only know about the Survival Game Club.
>>3880945
Could I become even better at being the President?
>>3880936
It's a little late right now, how about tomorrow if I see you when I get here I'll take you, but we'll be on a schedule, I have to be somewhere later that night.
>>3880962
Ah, you're right! Excuse my horrible manners!
>he poses dramatically
MY NAME IS NATSUKI SUBARU, AND I'M A WORTHLESS SHUT-IN!
It's a pleasure to meet you!
>>3880966
Really? It only took me 30 minutes! How come you suck at surviving?
>>3880901
Your member always kills himself, So how's that survival? Oh and here's the cookies you asked yesterday.
>hands her a pack of cookies
>>3880937
Wooah.. Can I.. Can I have it? Please? How much is it?
>>3880942
I could deal with her, if you don't want to. It's the least I could do for you, Rammy. Who is it?
>>3880943
Yep. I'm surprised he didn't go by a different name or something. I guess he doesn't really fully understand Earth names, yet.
He also won't tell me why he's here. I asked him if he was gonna destroy the planet, and he said no, so I've got no idea what else an alien would want.
>>3880948
She accuses me of being crazy and putting things in my.. B-Butt..
>>3880974
>She smiles widely and claps her hands together, sitting down on her tail.
You're adorable. I really just wanna shower you in kisses.
How have you been?
>>3880978
Alright, sounds like a plan! Thank you so much! Um.. I-I'll buy you dinner or something to make it up to you!
>>3880982
Lifeguards are supposed to be out of the water. Not the first one in.
>>3880931
>>3880901
You! I seek answers, answers that you are capable of providing!
>>3880933
...I am not frightened! Y-You merely caught me off guard, m-mortal! Haha...!
>>3880945
How do I obtain more dark power?!
>>3880962
>The inside reads 'Property of Jurai Andou'
I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN IT...!
>He slams the book shut, taking it from you
...What were you thinking...? Y-You could've been obliterated by the dark secrets held in this book!
>>3880982
No.
>>3880991
Sacrafice a goat to satan
>>3880976
The thought of you being in any way better than my Mama is laughable. But I'll not shatter your misplaced illusion, miss.
REMINDER: THEME FOR NEXT GAME IS SWIMSUITS. EVERYONE ENTER A SWIMSUIT IMAGE, REGARDLESS OF THE GAME
>>3880915
>I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
>Night dude.
>>3880974
>Baki frowns.
Yo-you really are getting on my last nerves, I feel humiliated. I'll get you someday......
>>3880997
W-What?!
>>3880997
I'm ready.
>>3880989
Free of charge.
I gotta go.
>Nineball boost into the sky.
>>3880974
It would be nice seeing what one is like.
>>3880976
Fine. What is the Survival Game Club?
>>3880989
Her name is I-no. She is unpleasant.
>>3880982
If you try to save me, I will drown you.
>>3881001
Post pictures that symbolize avatars, yours or not
I start with: Jude
>>3880974
Shit, you think THOSE burgers are bad? I once ate two of these in one sitting!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=od6AZ8u_he8
>>3880980
Apparently I annoyed the shit out of her before I could join.
>>3880991
>Can I have another go, then?
>He smiles childishly.
>>3880998
>Night!
>>3880997
Would this work as a swimsuit?
>>3881009
I didnt mean to link that
>>3880974
Oh man, that can wait. I don't feel like being the meat shield for three other people...
Ah, but that's good! You need to smile a lot more, you know? There's so many things to be happy about in this world!
>>3880976
Since when did I get paid for doing this!?
>>3880985
You're far too kind to me, anon!
...
A-Am I too kind to people, anon?
>>3880989
Y-YOU PUT THINGS IN YOUR BUTT!?
>>3880991
That's right! She's an all knowing god!
>>3880997
I'm out of luck then.
>>3880971
Your's is...justified, if slightly extreme. They'll just...do it purely for fun.
>She shrugs awkwardly
>>3880974
They flow a lot better, anyways.
>She laughs briefly
Haven't got much progress done on that thing, though.
>>3880982
No.
>>3880989
To investigate culture, possibly. Or just on vacation or whatever.
>>3880974
Haha, being too lazy can be a bad thing, I try not to let that happen but it's hard sometimes. I'm glad we both had a good day.
>>3880997
But I swim in the nude.
>>3881019
Are you too kind?
Yes you are
>>3880985
Even if I'm probably the best Survival Game Club leader out there?
>>3880986
Thank you for the cookies, the entire Survival Game Club appreciates them.
>She hands you a 100 dollar worth of yen
And he always survives his magic tricks, so he was born for this game.
>>3880991
Answer what?
>>3880996
Fine by me.
>>3881008
The Survival Game Club is the place where all the souls that seek violence and fun assemble to enjoy violence!
>>3881019
I'll double it!
>>3880980
I'll call you Natsuki-san then. My name is Kousaka Honoka. Nice to meet you too!
>>3880991
Andou.... Jurai....
Your name is Andou Jurai? E-Eh!? I have been calling you by the first name this whole time!?
>>3880997
EH!? I am not prepared for that! I did not bring my swimsuit!
>>3880989
Don't worry about it, I like walking around town anyway, it's name is Sapporo, it's where the HQ of Crypton is.
>>3881009
Then, I shall go to find something suited for this event.
>>3881006
Thank you so much! You're the best!
I-I didn't even get your name, though!
Oh well.. I'll get it next time.
>>3881008
I-No.. I-No...
I've heard the name around here, but I can't put a face to it. Do you want me to talk to her for you?
>>3881019
NO! I DON'T!
>She grabs your collar and starts to shake you.
She just says that I do! I really don't, I promise! Things don't go in there!
>>3881021
Haven't you ever seen an alien movie, J? They don't come down to Earth unless they're doing something bad!
Maybe they're gonna take over the planet!
>>3881029
Crypton? Isn't that, like.. Superman stuff?
Fuck let ne try that again
Post pictures that symbolize avatars
I begin with America during dead hours
>>3881038
I haven't. And you really shouldn't rely purely on fiction for this sort of thing.
>>3881011
Yeah, that happens more times than I can count. She's like a majestic horse, you know? Nobody knows what she wants. She's untamable.
>>3881026
It looks like you're busy with something. I'll let you handle all your fans.
>>3881025
So I should be meaner to people...?
>>3881028
Please, call me Subaru! It's what everyone here calls me after all.
And as for you...I'll call you Hono-tan! You kind of look like a Hono-tan to me.
>>3881038
I-I know things don't go up there, that's why I was surprised! I thought you were lewder than I thought you were!
>>3880995
That's all it takes? But of course, how could I overlook something so simple?!
>>3881011
You may... But don't expect results, this time you won't catch me off guard!
>>3881019
Is that so? This shall help me greatly, then!
>>3881026
What does it mean to be a member of this 'survival club'? Are you trying to separate me from my literature club compatriots?!
>>3881028
...You weren't supposed to know such things, f-fool...
>>3881009
This could be Death the Kid, Liz and Patty, but they haven't been active since forever
>>3880989
...D-don't do that.
More content than usual, I suppose. I've been printing out more stories from my dreams... I'm about a quarter through them all at this point.
And my Fairy effect is back.
>>3880998
You'll get over it.
>>3881011
That is...disgusting.
>>3881008
Though I said I bought these... some crazy person actually gave me these.
>she pulls out a small, silver stick-shaped object and a lighter. she hands the stick to you.
This is a sparkler. Hold onto it for a second.
>she flicks on the lighter and lights the sparkler. A second or two later, bright red sparks eminate from it, bathing them both in a soft glow of light.
>>3881021
I wanted it done soon... What's the problem?
>>3881019
Really? I don't see them yet.
>>3881046
Fuck your stupid game
>>3881046
>>3881023
I was given a bag of fireworks earlier today. The guy seemed eager to get rid of them..
>>3881049
Let me handle everything! I'm sure I'll find candidates that fit the Survival Game Club perfectly and also enjoy participating in Survival Games!
>>3881050
How should I know? I'm the President of the Survival Game Club, I know nothing about the Survival Club.
>>3881038
Hahaha... Ah, I guess it is, I never noticed how similar they sounded, but no the company that made me and that I work for is called Crypton Future Media, I don't think we've ever been involved with superman..
>>3881053
Yeesh, building something from the ground up takes time when you're going at it with not much more than your hands. And I've never actually built this sorta thing before, after all.
>>3881026
>>3881021
I'd love to talk more, but I am not going to participate in a swimsuit game. Salt water ruins my fur. Farewell.
>>3881059
...That's a little weird, We need to make sure it's safe so let's not use it for now any.
>Garry
>>3881026
I... I don't need payment! This is too much! This is way too much!
But sure I'll join your club!
>>3881049
But... People might misunderstand our relationship! I prefer to call you by Natsuki-san first before crossing that line!
>>3881050
B-But it's your real name Andou-san... Why are you hiding it so bad?
>Honoka
>>3881067
I mean, I think participation's purely optional. And I've never actually seen an ocean before, myself. Eh, whatever. Be seeing you, then.
>Rika
>>3881067
I'm disappointed now...
>>3881053
But they're all around you! You've got a pretty good life in my eyes, Uro-tan. Now it's time to smile wide and show us your cute smile!
>>3881057
I like that answer, actually!
Alright, I'll get a backbone installed today, just for you!
>>3881060
I think we've got a lot of contenders here. If you can't find someone here, then you're just completely stupid.
>>3881077
I don't get it. What would be so bad about you calling me Subaru if everybody calls me it? It's a foolproof thing, Hono-tan!
>Subaru
DAMN BRAT
>>3881049
I know. Did she do that to you, too?
>>3881053
I know. I'm glad people like living in America, but Jesus Christ, they should calm down a bit... So, uh, did anything interesting happen to you yesterday?
>>3881050
>Really...
>He puts his hands in front of his face, before jumping in front of you.
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