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160th Dark Side Games part 2
And more of the same
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3879280
I'll probably end up joinin' that one... I'm startin' to feel mister sandman tanglin' down my eyes Onii-chan.
>>3879294
It's both... It ain' th' right temperature 'n it's like C type quality meat... not to forget 'bout well... it simply bein' less than a bite. You're better off with like a simple box of strawberries or somethin' equally as healthy!
>>3879329
I ain' really th' best cook y'know? I can cook but I ain' as great as Sachi or Amane so I'd probably end up well... makin' a few mistakes.
>>3879316
>he smacks you even harder this time
So!? What if you had a family and somebody killed you?! They would devastate them!
>>3879346
Could be worse. You could be Michiru's level of bad cooking.
>>3879316
But.. You like me because.. I'm pushy?
>>3879305
Any new songs in the works?
>>3879310
I dunno man, I don't need any proof because I wouldn't really believe it anyways.
>>3879346
Going to bed with me? Well aren't you the forward one Makina~
>>3879313
Mostly tanks, yeah. I've got like...one or two of mecha.
>She clears her throat
Could you maybe...not ask questions of that nature?
>>3879320
RIP Ryuuko, Kouta Sir and Daniel
>One death
And of course my chances to win are gone...
>>3879360
Well, I'm going to give you proof anyways! This picture shows MOST of the personifications!
>
And that's not counting the Pacific Islands either!
>>3879320
Like.. Frying how?
>>3879299
I'll just keep watch, just go to bed.
>>3879329
You die almost everyday...
>>3879370
It's not that bad I suppose.
>>3879360
Hmmm. Actually I have not think about that yet since I got here. Since I need the rest of the members to be here.
>>3879346
Just cook for me. I don't care if it's burnt or not. I never get home cooked meals. The last one I've gotten was actually from your Onii-chan.
>>3879378
But this was a particular death! I was naked and afraid, and nobody was there to save me!
>>3879257 (Subaru)
Live through the fray, die another day.
>>3879276 (Kaito)
Huh. Family? Do you have a family?
>He blows out another puff.
>>3879289 (Scythe)
I misunderstood you, I apologize. Name? I'm Jin.
>>3879370
A common feast
>>3879364
W-Well, no, I was just wondering, like.. Do you ever.. Wash yourself?
>>3879373
>He scans through it
The female Sweden is pretty cute. What does this show me though?
>>3879385
Ah, that's right you can't have an idol group if you're the only one in the group. Well....how about working on a solo piece since you're stuck here for a while?
>>3879402
I'm not really up for dying at the feast today.
>>3879348
They live every day, knowing that they could die by serving the king. They should expect this.
>>3879280
It is not like he can permanently die from it.
>>3879355
If you want to call it that.
>>3879399
That's a literal description of what happens to me on a daily basis...
>>3879373
>Norwey
>>3879316
>>3879418
We do try our best, Miss Ramlethal. But I suppose it is rather convenient that we do that....
>>3879399
Elly, sir.
>She offers a curtsy
Still, I'm not entirely certain how you managed that...confusion.
>>3879402
>Only one death again
>>3879346
What kind of cut of meat is it? I might be able to salvage it and make something worthwhile.
>>3879348
>can't link to your last post
What you gave me was unfit to eat in it's current state.
>>3879403
Of course I keep myself clean, what do you take me for?
>>3879418
That doesn't mean you try to kill them! People have jobs to do, and some of them have no choice! Killing them for no reason is sickening!
>>3879373
>that chart
There is literally enough characters for everyone. I say we make this the new circlejerk.
>>3879391
Why were you naked...?
>>3879399
Yeah, a fairly large one, I'm one of the oldest out of them though, there's only four older than me I believe.
>>3879402
Cigarettes make the food taste bad..
>>3879434
... They're cold.
>>3879410
It's supposed to show that we are the actual representatives of our countries! Hopefully...
On another note,
>Female Sweden
>Not Female China
>>3879426
>Rumania
>>3879452
N-No thanks, dude.
>>3879360
>She just stares at th' dumdum with a blush showin'.
... You know I didn't mean it like that! I was just sayin' I need some sleep as well. It ain' always somethin' in a sexual sense.
>>3879354
I'm pretty sure that if you gave her somethin' that can light on fire she'd burn down everythin' just by accident.
>>3879391
>She comes back with food she didn't order 'n made herself.
Here ya go! It's somethin' I just made. It should be pretty darn' tasty.. or well... that's what th' chef told me!
>>3879440
Well to be honest with ya dumdum. It's his ding-a-ling, so I don't think you'll be able to salvage it. I'm pretty sure that when you end up cookin' it, it'll be th' size of a raisin.
>>3879434
RIP Makoto Cappy and Yamato
2 is better than 1, at least
>>3879440
Have you even tried it before, or are you knocking it before you try it?
>>3879462
I-I have my reasons, okay!? Shut up and don't say a single thing about my life choices!
>>3879442
>that fucking tongue
What are, a lizard?
>>3879418
Huh.. I just.. I guess I thought that was a bad thing.
>>3879441
A-A person that doesn't leave their tank! I mean, I figured you probably brush your teeth and stuff, but like.. I just wasn't sure if you had a bath in there, or what! You don't exactly get close to many people, so..
>>3879410
Solo pieces? .. I... I have not think about that... I am just trying to figure out what I should do in this place where there's nobody I can rely on.
bara bara
>>3879481
Ugh...
>>3879483
.... But really though.. Why were you naked?
>>3879478
>he takes the plate and takes a bite out of it.
>after a few minutes he throws up on the plate
Wh-why is this so bad?
>>3879488
Someone by the name of Syo showed me how to do that. I don't know if you know her or not.
>>3879491
I consider hygiene pretty important, so it's not something you need to worry about.
>>3879481
This is going quicker
>>3879522
No, I don't know her. She sounds like a freak.
>>3879483
Cheap microwavable food is a disgrace. If you want actual ramen it's just as easy to make it from scratch.
>>3879478
That's just sad.
>>3879418
That's true, but you really shouldn't want to kill anybody even if there isn't any consequences. Wait, before we continue. Who are you?
>>3879434
Or I can die....
>>3879475
>I like blondes, what can I say
So these people are the ambassadors? I gotcha, can you introduce me to Swedens ambassadors?
>>3879478
>He pats her head
I know, I know. It's fun to see you get all flustered like that though. I died in the arena so I'm going to turn in. Feel free to follow me Makina~
>>3879499
I mean, it can just be a side project. If you're the only one who you can practice with then you may as well practice yourself. But, I'll try to be someone you can rely on Honoka. I'm gonna turn in for tonight see you.
Goodnight everyone!
>>3879537
>Shaemus
You are asking to get your arse whooped, fella.
>>3879421
Metaphorically speaking or literally? This place gives me the creeps.
>>3879427
>Recuperates the gesture with a bow.
Pleasure to meet you Elly.
>>3879462
I'm the oldest out of two, I'm practically like a second father to them.
>>3879524
But do you ever brush your hair? It looks like you just wake up and throw it into pigtails.
>She swings her tail in front of her, showing off the near-flawless fur, not a single mat or tangle to be seen.
Especially with hair as long as yours, making sure it stays brushed is healthy for your whole body.
>>3879427
Of course it is. Goodbye creature
*as she reaches for it, the cat claws her arm*
Ow.
>>3879442
I only do that if they are in the way. I do not go out of my way to kill them.
>>3879491
It is your way of being different.
>>3879559
I suppose I should give out my name to you. Ramlethal Valentine.
>>3879513
...I-I have my reasons, okay?
>>3879551
Big time, buddy. She has a weird tongue and killer eyes and all that stuff. She held scissors to my neck, but said I'm too ugly to kill. I think she has some mental problems.
>>3879555
Y-You mean farm for the noodles and kill the chickens for the broth!?
>>3879559
Try not to die in your sleep!
>>3879526
RIP Iida, Kaito, Paradigm and CIA
Final 5
>>3879559
Good night
>>3879560
What'd I do now!?
>>3879572
I guess so.. I don't want to be different, though. I wanna fit in.
>>3879559
See you around Naoe-kun. I'll see you later.
Lidia tenyards
>>3879580
SHEAMUS! S-H-E-A-M-U-S. If an idiot like Seth Rollins can do it, so can you!
>>3879565
Haha, you're kinda like me then, I practically raised the generation after us.
>>3879573
... Were you seduced?
>>3879565
Literally, and this place should! It's nothing more than a death trap for us good folk! One wrong move and you'll be dying over and over again!
>>3879572
Please tell me you at least kill them softly...
>>3879595
I never really address you by name, and that's what my phone's keyboard was happy with, sorry!
>>3879522
Lemme give you just a suggestion Subadum... th' plate ain' there to be eaten, if ya take a bite outa it, it'll do a lotta harm to you. You should be eatin' th' food instead 'n I'm sure you'll like it as it's what you ordered.
>>3879555
He can't help it... he's just born that way! He's gotta do it with th' tools he's given... even if they are small 'n stuff.
>>3879559
>Ends up gettin' her head pat
I'll be followin' you in just a lil' bit. I ain' flustered 'n all that! I was just a lil' bit embarrassed is all.
>>3879571
Hey, I keep it pretty straight and smooth. And if you think it's long, you should see my sister's.... Besides, even if it's not perfect, I like it like this.
>>3879576
Final 3
>I will hurry for this
>>3879598
Why does it have to be that I was seduced? Can't a man enjoy hanging around his friends naked every now and then?
>>3879565
>She smiles
You needn't do such things, it's very much a force of habit, sir.
>>3879572
I think it's holding a grudge....
>She strokes the cat's head with just a finger
Hopefully it'll forgive you at some point.
>>3879576
Hm...yes, I think this plan'll work.
>>3879614
Apologies, miss!
>Throws scythe
>>3879559
Soon, but that's only if you move to Sweden... Anyway, do you believe me now that I've shown you that chart?
>>3879614
Really peace?
And again on fucking day 10, winner is next
>>3879573
Yes, everything can be made from scratch.
>>3879605
Even if that's the case it still must be miserable.
>>3879602
Shove that phone where the sun doesn't shine and do it properly next time. Or else I'll Brogue Kick ye to next week.
I want to rocksteady Rocksteady's rocksteady
>>3879623
... Alright tracksuit, you're creepy if that's true.
>>3879605
>he takes a bite out of the food
Whoa...th-this is actually delicious! How come someone like you knows how to cook?!
>>3879653
Can happiness be made from scratch, or do I have to keep this mask on...?
>>3879609
>She crawls around the tank to sit behind you and starts fiddling with your hair, mostly just playing with it.
I do too, it definitely suits you, J.
You're a lot more girly than I first took you for, y'know.
>>3879666
B-becky?!
>>3879660
Sir, please, I meant no offense.
>>3879583
Uniqueness should be valued.
>>3879601
Their deaths are quick.
>>3879629
I deserve it. I wish for that to happen but it is within your care now.
>>3879679
helo it is i beckee
>>3879667
There's nothing wrong with the naked body! It's normal and people back in the stone ages used to walk around naked all the time! Hell, Adam and Eve were both naked when they were hanging out in the gardens!
>>3879676
>She squirms slightly
What gets you like this?
>>3879598
Damn. I'd hate to be in your position, I can handle kids....but....not.... a lot.
>>3879601
How miserly, I'd hate to experience such perpetual torture...physically that is.
>>3879629
You're right, I was sorta stuck in an awkward situation. My apologies.
>He walks away.
>>3879682
Thanks for hosting Vader
>>3879682
Congrats to Dante, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3879670
If you're masking happiness then something isn't right.
>>3879684
>>3879690
Get me a date with Becky Lynch and you are forgiven, fella.
>>3879719
If it were in my power, I would
>>3879682
Oh. I was just, done eati..... my sundae. COOL I WON!
>>3879697
...You needn't simply leave, but...farewell, then, sir.
>>3879682
I don't even need that! So embarrassing....
>>3879685
I wouldn't truly say it's deserved, but perhaps slightly justified....
>>3879682
Congratulations Dante, again
>Honestly, I really was expecting Elly or that thing winning, but come on RNGesus, two in a row?
>>3879685
But if people're too unique, like us beastkin.. They get discriminated against. Being too different is usually hated. Not that I agree, but..
That's how most people see it.
>>3879694
>She starts undoing one of your pigtails, humming happily as she works with your hair.
Like what? You got me feeling happy again, that's all.
>>3879726
And stats, I guess he finally understood about the kill
And good night everyone, thanks for playing
>>3879726
& knuckles
>>3879727
That's some huge materia you have in your shirt! Why don't you take them out and let me look at them? I won't run off with them I swear!
>>3879685
I guess that's a little better. It warms my heart up that you're a merciful killer.
>>3879697
Eh, you get used to it. When it happens over and over again you start noticing that it's just not worth getting worked up over.
>>3879706
That doesn't mean much when it's coming from you. It seems like you mask a lot of your emotions up, considering you don't ever make faces.
>>3879724
>>3879726
Congratulations Dante the demon slay has a nice ring to it!
Thanks for hosting, Vader-tan!
>>3879727
Now that is some delicious sideboob.
>>3879726
Congrats and thank you for hosting.
>>3879726
It's to be expected. Edge like that could cut from the dead.
>>3879682
Congratulations Dante!
Thank you very much for the painfully long game Vader!
>>3879693
Tracksuit you're only saying that because you want to seem like being caught and murdered naked, it's weird.
>>3879697
What's wrong? You kind of trailed off there.
>>3879726
Congratulations, sir...thank you for having us.
>>3879740
Farewell, sir.
>>3879726
Hell if it ain't that the truth, I'm making a streak.
>>3879727
Hey, hey, don't do that! I work hard on that stuff....
>>3879726
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
Well, while we wait for another game, would anyone like to hear a joke?
>>3879746
>A lesbian being fun to read.
Weird shit happens in dead hours.
>>3879747
My body is just an illusion therefor i am incapable of making facial expressions.
>>3879726
Congratulations, fellow tainted one! Surely the dark gods lead you on this path of victory! You did well, host!
>>3879781
You're telling me
>>3879780
If it is bad, are we allowed to kill you?
>summer vacation starts
>busier than before
I just want to RP
>>3879780
>>3879793
I'm with the skeleton, if it's bad we are gonna kill you.
>>3879725
Is that not the same thing? In any case, I wish the best for it.
>>3879726
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3879727
It will be okay Makoto. It should be okay.
>>3879747
That is an odd thing to say.
>>3879793
>>3879780
I will ask the same question.
Oi, Sheamus, accept my friend request next time you're on steam
>>3879746
Huh? Are you talking about my shirt? You like my shirt?
Well, you can try it on, if you want.
>>3879766
It's fine! I'll fix it when I'm done. I just wanna mess with it for a bit. I haven't messed with anybody's hair since...
I'm kind of rusty at it. Mine being short and all. I used to do Noel's for her all the time, though.
>She undoes the other, letting your hair down completely and setting the hairties next to her.
You look pretty with your hair down, J.
>>3879747
You're an immortal, aren't you?
>>3879753
Tired......
>>3879781
>lesbian
>>3879804
Well, I mean...I suppose so. I'm not entirely certain why I didn't associate one with the other.
>>3879753
I wasn't really caught per se, but I can't help that zombies are flesh hungry.
>>3879780
NO!
>>3879783
>he touches your face
But you're right here. How are you an illusion if I can touch you?
>>3879814
Les bain
>>3879806
No. I'm talking about those huge materia you're hiding UNDER the shirt! I want to see them! What kind of magic do they have?
>>3879805
>aint getting shit for some reason, son.
>>3879793
>>3879801
>>3879804
... I can't make any promises!
>>3879818
YES!
Here I go~!
"My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold!"
>>3879818
My body is, it's how i communicate with others.
>>3879826
Um
How would I know if I'm blocked? It says you're offline
>>3879823
Bain?
>>3879806
>She just sighs
Fine, fine...Rikako does that sorta thing better, though.
>>3879780
Sure sure but I will hate you for it if it's bad!
>>3879804
An odd thing to say for an odd person, to an odd person...if that makes sense.
>>3879809
That's a really fancy word for it, but you're correct! You're finally starting to learn!
>>3879836
>not a les bains joke
kys newfag
I will need 24 at this moment.
>>3879817
You must have other things on your mind. Like losing the match.
>>3879829
...
>>3879841
It does.
>>3879832
No clue desu. Maybe my Steam client is being a nigger since I am online though.
>>3879829
Someone grab the fucker, I'm gonna skin him like a kebab right in a second.
>>3879851
Maria and Harusame
>>3879852
Could you give it a restart? I'll do mine as well
>>3879787
You're speaking in some sort of code kid, what the hell are you talking about? Thanks.
>>3879804
>>3879725
>>3879776
>>3879751
>>3879747
Thank you and good night. Rock on folks.
>>3879851
Cappy
>Female
>>3879829
>he plugs his ears
Nope! I can't hear a single thing you say!
>>3879831
...This changes the hole thing now. How come you need food if you don't exist?
>>3879851
Sunset
>>3879851
Colonel Sanders
>>3879851
Makoto
>>3879804
I have a goal.. It's probably impossible, but.. Have I told you already? I want to completely get rid of the racism towards beastkin! I wanna show people we're not all that bad!
>>3879824
>Her face turns red, and she laughs uncomfortably, gripping her chest.
I, uh.. I don't have any material under my shirt. I don't really know what you're talking about!
>>3879839
I do prefer your pigtails, but.. You do look nice with your hair down, too.
>She starts styling it in a bun, but messes up halfway through and starts over. For as inexperienced as she says she was, she was surprisingly gentle, as if she weren't even there.
>>3879851
Otori Mio
>>3879851
Yuffie Kisaragi
>>3879851
Young Jin
>>3879851
Guiltia Sin Jurai; Conqueror of Chaos, Harbinger of Dark Justice!
>>3879851
The Big Eight
C'mon, Rammy, it was good!
>>3879853
I'LL NUKE YOU IF YOU EVEN TRY.
>>3879867
...Are you sure?
>>3879851
Elly
Perhaps slightly, miss.... It was rather embarrassing.
>>3879851
Aniki
>>3879851
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3879851
Makina Irisu
>>3879653
Yeah well y'know I can't really deny that. I ain' got somethin' between my legs so I ain' sure how to answer that one! You should ask him instead while I go 'n end a good ol' fight with mister sandman.
>>3879670
Because I let a chef make it! I'm pretty darn' good at deceivin' you 'n puttin' up a show! But for now I really gotta catch th' ride 'n hit th' hay with Onii-chan so I'm outa here dumdum!
>She starts runnin' away to catch her sleep.
Night to all of ya dumdums!
>>3879851
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3879851
Furry porn
>>3879851
Akatsuki
>>3879851
Spike
>>3879851
Vampy
>>3879881
Oh, are you the guy that Russia was talking about? He said something about you helping him with his threats...
>>3879851
Rika
>>3879874
>She sort of just squirms a bit
Besides, having it down like that just isn't safe.
>>3879869
Hey. You. I love you.
>>3879851
Velouria
>>3879884
Nuke me, see if I care.
>>3879851
Nine Ball Seraph
>>3879884
Positive! I can't take anymore jokes!
>>3879894
Thanks for the good, washboard!
>>3879912
Smooth.
And by smooth I mean really not smooth.
>>3879874
Not material! MATERIA! Mako energy crystalized into little spheres. They have all sorts of powers! and judging by the size of yours they gotta have a kickass power!
>>3879910
Yeah, you've got a point.
>She finishes the bun and shuffles around to your front, giggling at her creation.
Hey, d'you have any glasses?
>>3879912
I love you too.
>>3879930
That's the beauty of already being together. I don't have to win her over, I can just keep it simple.
>>3879860
You don't need to pretend to be unknowing of the secrets of the forbidden arts! I myself am a gifted practitioner...one of the best the world has ever known...
>>3879909
I am not acquainted with the country, unless you are talking about the one who claimed to be the very personification of it? He had an excellent setting, I must say...
>>3879912
Your woman won a game a few hours in my stead. She makes me proud to be her Führer.
>>3879858
I want to have a threesome
>>3879867
I'm a Gashadakuro; a demon of neverending hunger.
>>3879935
...No? Why? You'd need to look to Rikako again for that.
>>3879937
>>3879912
I love you guys as well. We should really hang out more often.
>>3879950
>Implying you wouldn't be on the receiving end from both loli's
>>3879950
>Wanting a loli and a corpse
>>3879937
Good luck out there. I know you'll do great.
>>3879948
Yeah, she does that. Makes people proud.
>>3879958
We totally should.
>>3879962
>not wanting a loli
>>3879916
...So you want it? 'Cause you're sending mixed messages here...
>>3879924
But you said before that you couldn't hear a single thing I say...
>>3879943
Yep, that's him! He asked if he could talk to you again sometime. Maybe even now, if you want!
>>3879967
It's not cheating to have nine people on one team, right~?
>>3879967
SWAP BUDDY OUT, I'M TRYING TO KICK A ROADHOG'S DICK IN IN A GAME.
>>3879829
I hate you now. Good day.
>>3879962
SAVAGE
>>3879967
That woman in district 9 looks a lot like my mother. I don't like it.
>>3879974
>Wanting a corpse
>>3879932
W-Where?? I don't see any!
>She looks down at her chest and examines from every angle she can, trying to see what the girl was talking about.
Just.. Grab them for me, I don't see what you're talking about.
>>3879955
Hang on a sec, stay here, I know where to go.
>She hops down off of the tank and runs off somewhere at top speed, before coming back wearing a pair of glasses. She jumps up onto the tank and strikes a pose.
How do I look? Cute?
>>3879967
Ready, miss.
...Did you group me with her on purpose?
>>3879967
You have a weird obsession with putting me together with the hothead.
>>3879894
Rest well.
>>3879967
Looks good.
>>3879967
Well, that's convenient.
>>3879991
...It's really not your style.
>>3879967
Hey, look! Same district! We're definitely gonna win!
>>3879982
I love you too, dude!
>>3879948
I think it's your account being retarded. Asked someone else what your status looked like, they said offline as well.
>>3879952
Shhhh, don't you worry. I'll feed you with undying love and friendship. How does that sound to you?
>>3879967
Looks good to me!
>>3879971
W-wait, you're actually okay with this? Wouldn't it weird you out having a third wheel?
>>3879979
J-Just cut me some slack, will ya? It's painful to hear this sometimes!
>>3879982
I should have warned you. I should have warned everyone. I'm such a failure...
>Grabs at your chest
Thes-
>Let's go after a second
Huh...That's not what I thought they were...Congrats btw.
>>3879874
How will yo go about that?
>>3879884
It was clever at the most.
>>3879886
I do not need to say that I was rooting for you.
>>3879913
This time with less failure.
http://imgur.com/a/2Kml6
>>3879980
Done.
>>3880000
Of course.
>>3880005
I just know that you two are together in some way.
This match will begin soon.
>>3880010
And you! Next time when I am leaving do not mention my name without my consent. It is quite rude, especially when it involves royalty. If anyone should introduce me, It should be my own person.
>>3879948
I checked back on that a while after it ended.
Thanks for believing in me.
>>3879958
That's probably not a good idea. For my part anyway.
>>3879967
Looks fine.
>>3879967
Kuhuhuhu...I shall make this quick, and mildly painless... Shiver in fear, tributes, for the end is near!
>>3879979
Heheh, it is no simple task to commune with higher beings, you see! Can he withstand my dark, evil presence any longer?
>>3880014
I AM NOT A DUDE!
>>3879943
Nope it's not clicking at all, not registering one bit.
>Drops dead asleep.
ZZzzzzzzz
>>3880016
RIP Steam
>>3880017
Doesn't matter, I just hate him. That is all. The joke is really bad but I'll let it slide.
>>3880020
>>3879991
>That wasn't linked
pfft
>>3879942
But you have to try to sound smooth, you need to have both circles to keep the relationship, handsomeness and smoothness.
>>3879967
There is a battle to be won. Duel 1. Start fighting.
>>3880017
What do you mean? I don't stop loving Sunset if there's a third person around, and she doesn't stop loving me. You're a cool guy, and it would be pretty fun to hang out sometime. Usually in those situations, it's the 'third wheel' that feels weird. If you're okay with it, I don't see why we couldn't hang out.
>>3880028
It's not a good idea? Why's that?
>>3880017
My jokes aren't THAT bad, come on!
>>3880033
Oh, I'm sorry, dudette!
>>3880032
He literally threatened to beat me with a faucet unless he got to see you again. He's either pissed off about the Cold War, or he's pissed off about Alaska. Either way, he'd like to see you again!
>>3880046
Well, I've got neither, and here I am: successful relationship.
>>3880021
>Thanks
>for some reason all the imgur images have been corrupted lately
>>3880021
It's quite appreciated, miss, thank you. I really did think I had that down pat, too....
>>3880048
Hooo doggy, ain't done nothin this foolish since my farmin days!
>>3880048
Magic can be more interesting when it isn't you who gets blasted with it.
>>3880010
Aw, man. I thought I could pull off glasses.
>She kneels down and takes them off, holding them out to you.
Alright, let's complete the bun look.
>>3880020
>She just sits there as she's groped, mostly unresponsive and confused.
Huh.. Well, alright, if you say so. Are the things on your chest those materia things? I can understand how you'd get confused if that was the case.
>>3880021
I.. Don't know! I just know I will! I'll definitely do it!
>>3880027
Hehe, I didn't figure you'd be the sort to pull rank or whatever like that. Sorry, though.
>>3880020
Y-Yuffie-tan, I-I hardly know you!
>>3880028
Don't you like crowded rooms, Sunset-tan?
>>3880044
You're telling me. The first time he did this I died. Literally.
How do you guys RP so well?
I never know what to say.
>>3880043
Fuck this is my favorite kind of humor.
Subtle, but hilarious. Hearty laugh.
>>3880068
Nah I keep mine in here.
>>3880048
That was excessive.
>>3880062
>What do you mean?
>>3880079
I figured I should TRY to act like royalty for once in my lifetime. Now be on your way, there's a woman I need to spy on. The purple haired one. She looks like my Mama and I want to know why.
>>3880066
>>3880048
Onward to victory, old man! Hold on tight, and get ready to pound some meat puppies!
>>3880050
I've never actually had this happen to me before. What do I say now?
>>3880058
They're really, REALLY bad!
>>3880038
...S-Surely this is the buildup to some awesome move?!
>>3880048
Till we next meet! Ahahaha!
>>3880058
Very well, tell him that the one and only Guiltia Sin Jurai will accept his presence!
>>3880086
...I'm starting to think you're just a big perv.
>>3880017
I want lobster.
>>3880083
Find a character who resembles your personality the most, than you're all set.
>>3880050
Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way. I'm happy with our relationship the way it is, Its nothing personal.
>>3880080
Only if I've got a machine-gun in my hands.
>>3880101
Only on sundays.
>>3880104
>throws an alive lobster
>>3880068
I really don't need these...and fine.
>>3880090
I've got a pretty good guess....
>>3880091
What, because of the hair...? You should see my sister. Yeesh, that must've really put oyu in a shoddy mood. Sure thing, kick some ass while you're out there.
>>3880090
So cooooool! It gives me all sorts of ideas for new settings!
>>3880090
Well butter my biscuit, he fried that bird up perfect in 9 minutes flat!
>>3880092
Suuuuure, dude.
>>3880093
Hold on, let me get him...
Дoбpый вeчep, пoдcoлнeчникa. How are you today?
>>3880108
Help me pick then
I am intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of homour
>>3880090
Part of me wonders if that thing is worth eating.
>>3880104
Do I look like I have money to you!? I'm flat broke, so all I can give you is stale bread and love! Take it or leave it!
>>3880111
Well it's your lucky day. I'm not allowed to carry a gun on me, so you're all clear!
>>3880090
A man vows to protect twelve creatures while an ambush happens.
>>3880092
I don't know. Apparently Sunset doesn't wanna, but we can still hang out sometime if you feel like it. Always happy to make more friends.
>>3880111
You haven't rubbed me the wrong way yet.
>>3880129
Yasuke Matsuda
>>3880129
jesus... Oh wait.
>>3880114
Kick? Now where's the fun in that. The best part is hearing their bones crack when you beat them into a pulp..You should try it sometimes. Good luck with you and your...metal thing.
>>3880134
Jeez, that's bright.
>>3880112
But today's Sunday..
>>3880114
>She smiles and pulls out a little mirror, showing you your reflection.
How'd I do? I think you look good with glasses. It's like a casual look, for when you're just sitting around relaxing in your undies or something.
>>3880134
Ah! Elly, what was that??
>>3880061
You have one of them, you're just a clumsy weak sauce, you need to work on your pick-up lines, or in this case, stay-in lines.
>>3880125
So you crave the dark aura of myself, do you?! It is nothing to be ashamed of, as many, many others do just as well...
>>3880134
Where did he get a flare gun?! I thought we were only supposed to use powers!
>>3880108
That's an old shitpost by the way.
>>3880133
But you're supposed to shoot back.
>>3880135
I have, you just ignore it.
>>3880113
Thank you anon, i will begin preparing this immediately.
>>3880133
I have lobster now.
>>3880155
But Sunset likes me for who I am.
>>3880129
You should try playing a character named Alma Elma
>>3880144
>>3880134
>>3880135
Alright, I'm on my way! I know where you and all the other guys are hanging out!
Hell, I've even brought some snacks for all of us!
>>3880159
Old but gold my friend
>>3880168
I don't disagree, just letting the anon know
>>3880134
The dynamics of power changes for a few of you.
>>3880157
Heт. I came to teach YOU on how to give off a menacing aura.
>>3880162
Name one time.
>>3880167
Oh, that's nice of you. Snacks are always great.
Next time could you maybe not blind us?
>>3880159
>Tfw I started that shitpost
Good times
>>3880090
saved images from the other links but can't post a single one
>>3880134
They really should've seen that one coming.
>>3880140
It's a term of speech. You know, like "give them hell" or whatever? Eh, nevermind....
>>3880151
It's...not my tastes. Sorta uncomfortable, too.
>>3880080
What? Did you kill yourself again? Why do you always resort to killing yourself!
>>3880058
And that joke was so bad...
>>3880093
Jurai-kun aren't you Japanese?
>>3880172
Thanks for letting me know, I'm tired.... night anon.
>>3880176
I'll just leave them there. I'll let them believe this is their lucky day.
>>3880178
I'd rather not.
>>3880134
Good thing I don't have anything to steal.
>>3880191
Night
>>3880182
>"OI! Be glad they even gave you my magic, you bloody wanker! Bloody children nowadays, have to rely on handouts to survive..."
>>3880188
It wasn't THAT bad. Come on!
>>3880176
The hunting is actually proving to be successful.
>>3880151
Well I have 4 minutes left in my sunday. It was fun while it lasted.
>>3880195
Oh, wow, you're actually serious about that.
Alright. I won't ask further, but I promise you you've never rubbed me the wrong way that I can remember. Have I ever lied to you?
test
>>3880206
Oh, good one Spike.
>>3880206
Or not. I didn't think you were that mad.
>>3880162
Why should I? That'll only create more problems, and I'm horrible at solving problems.
>>3880163
WH-WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT THING!?
>>3880178
But how else am I supposed to find out where you guys are? Your screams are what give it away half the time!
>>3880188
Because it's easier than confronting people. If I get into a situation I can't back out of, I kill myself, and then run away once they're shocked.
>>3880206
If my job was to keep the kids from killing each other, I think there is a chance I failed.
>>3880182
>She frowns and sets the mirror down, shuffling over behind you again and undoing the bun.
Alright, I've got it this time. I'll perfect the look. All the boys're gonna go crazy.
What part's uncomfortable?
>>3880213
Huh? But it's.. Oh, it's Monday! Look at the time!
>>3880223
What is she thinking of?
>>3880206
Another job well done, Eh Al?
>>3880176
My hands are far from clean, and I am no warrior of divine justice...but if you would have me, I swear to be a force for good, protecting the innocent wherever I go!
>>3880177
You intend to teach a master? How amusing!
>>3880188
Indeed I am! But what is race when you- H-Hey, I said not to call me that!
>>3880206
For your wrongdoings, I shall put you to death myself, evildoer!
>>3880206
Know this human. You aren't alienated from vengeance, let alone ignorance.
>>3880225
Cute!
>>3880206
>>3880224
Look, if you put a gem in front of a dragon, he's gonna grab it. Don't trap your gems.
>>3880227
You could try calling out.
>>3880176
>>3880205
Shame I hate magic too much to use it.
...And I've seen more potent.
>>3880233
I just sorta...like my normal hairstyle. And the different distribution of weight it...weird.
>>3880206
Nothing special today.
>>3880223
>>3880181
>Sorry Bikko. I'm just too stupid to know what you are saying right now.
>>3880236
I do not want to know.
>>3880227
Actually it solves quite a few.
>>3880218
No you haven't, but I promise you that you don't remember.
>>3880205
It's really really bad!
>>3880227
But that is not a good thing to do. Killing yourself is the cowards way out.
>>3880238
Then why do you have a name that sounds very European?
>>3880251
I used to play cards at the tavern, but this game is just too dumb for me to understand.
>>3880233
Yep. Party's over. Was it fun for you too?
>>3880227
Someone gave it to me.
>breaks it in half
>>3880251
From what they're saying it seems images they save from imgur have not been able to be uploaded onto 4chan
>>3880260
Is this one of those things we'll have to talk about in bed later on?
>>3880242
How good are your ears, Spike?
>>3880251
I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE SUBARU POWA!
>>3880238
>A master? Hy и шyткa. You aren't even threatening, let alone evil. That is why I am here; to give you tips.
>>3880242
IT WASN'T EVEN A REAL GEM!
>>3880250
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'MORE POTENT'? I get my magic from a bloody spell book, thank you very much!"
>>3880263
No it's not!
>>3880273
We should probably just drop it.
>>3880251
I've dealt with much worse.
>>3880251
You're fine, the meme images you sent earlier won't go through as well. It's an easy fix since all i have to do is crop the images.
