Zootopia Thread: Concerned Nick Edition
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Thematic Thursday Theme: Nocturnal district
how many fetishes does Nick have?
Reminder to Be the Bun
Or Have the Bun
>>3799072
Too early fuck off attention whore
1ST for dewlap
>>3798941
>"Ozzy gets busted by Nick and Judy"
>...while they're on the ZPD's Homeless Outreach Team
Weaver plz
Officer BUNE reporting for duty
>>3799110
Half of the bad ones.
All of the good ones.
>>3799125
last one just hit image limit
>>3799110
He has a rather pedo-ish fetish, as established by how he treats Finnick.
Just look at: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7341469
>>3799129
Whats an ozzy?
>>3799128
is that pregnant Judy absentmindedly fiddling with her dewlap?
>>3799184
yes, rabbits will pluck their fluff to line their nests
>>3799235
Is it a tube sock?
>>3799235
>>3799240
Weaver's comic's gonna hurt him, isn't it?
>>3799240
Is that even plugged into an amp?
>>3799183
A no good busker, that's what
>>3799129
Was he playing my favorite Wings song when they approached him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGmypv5KCVs
The Ozzy train is real.
>>3799265
Weaver comics end in depression, sex, or never get finished
>>3799265
>Hurt Ozzy?
The mans a walking tank, he'll be fine.
>>3799294
keep it goin, yo.
>>3799129
>Nick hands him a cup of soup
>"but I actually have a home"
>by accepting the cup of soup under false pretenses Ozzy has committed a federal welfare fraud
>six years jailtime, minimum
Reposting these from a couple of threads ago, some beautiful anon found more behind-the-scenes material, apparently released by a Gisnep artist called Jason Hand. He doesn't seem to have a personal site tho.
rare vids and reels
https://vimeo.com/169883383
https://vimeo.com/172137346
https://vimeo.com/169882841
also
https://vimeo.com/search?q=zootopia
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!
Ideas from older threads:
1. Nick and Judy's first dinner date
2. Nick and Judy in a thunderstorm
3. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop
4. Clawhauser downs beers with coworkers
5. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
Due to votes from the last thread, I will be attempting to meld 1 and 2 into one big text! Stand by!
>>3799329
Emotionally/mentally, I mean.
I just want to protect his smile.
>Who am I?
>My name, my friend, is Nick.
>I do not like my long, big dick.
>This is not good.
>This is not right.
>My dick flops out of my pants all night.
>Perhaps, I'm sleeping just by myself.
>It's not that much of a problem, you see?
>For then, well, I'm with only me.
>Life isn't the same sleeping lately.
>I'm with my friends, alas, it's true.
>My dick poking around by itself makes me blue.
>Staying in a hotel with my nocturnal colleagues?
>I try my best-- I put the pillows around my body.
>Yet my dick's mind of its own makes it do its little hobby.
>The ZPD bats feel so weird.
>They're straight, and not into predators anyway.
>Honestly, I should just hit the highway.
>Let this be a lesson to you, friend.
>I'm a cop and my name is Nick.
>I'm proof that all is not good with a big Dick.
THERE I wrote something for Thematic Thursdays. PseudoFox is a contributor.
Thoughts?
>>3799344
>"If only there was another way to serve that jail sentence..."
>"Maybe a little Hard time will smooth things out."
>>3799313
How many weaver comics have actually ended in depression doe?
Weaver is just as much of a softy as all of us.
Cept mead. He a master of depression.
>>3799368
I request a greentext about the biggest howl ever. An endless awoo to pierce the heavens.
>>3799368
Nick & Judy discovering the true meaning of Christmas
>>3799285
Given the lyrics Weaver posted, he was playing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgGjvZcNpKs
>>3799376
>marty is literally the only person who has ever remembered Ozzy's birthday in his adult life
>made all the more shocking as he'd only mentioned the date once and assumed it was just banal conversation
>>3799378
Too early, 0/10
>>3799358
I so want to suck his hard, long feline dick.
>>3799333
Bunnies are for love and affection, for sure.
>>3799368
Nick and Judy infiltrating a fox commune for an investigation.
>>3799389
Sorry, no howling allowed here.
>>3799376
I CAN'T DEAL
WITH THIS FEEL
I NEED TO HOLD HIM
>>3799344
>Grade A police work
>>3799417
Off by an hour?
Fuck!
Well, I'm saving this anyways to use when the time comes.
>>3799419
I got a few pics for you then.
>>3799358
>>3799368
Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound; Judy visits him every day after work for one week before he passes away.
>>3799482
Actually reposts are automatically disqualified. We've already seen it now. You're going to need fresh OC
>>3799389
ANON
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FORCES YOU ARE DEALING WITH
>>3799504
Sshhhhh... what post? What reposts?
For those of you being the bun. Don't forget to keep your pred happy with Pastor! Pastor, the once a day use tool to keep your pred from going savage.
>>3799505
Counterpoint: awoo
>>3799498
>before he recovers and is discharged from the hospital
ftfy
>>3799523
Fuck off ewe creep.
>>3799389
>bad guy has a plan that involves putting massive loudspeakers atop the city's tallest building and play a howl that will be listened by the whole town
Now that sounds like an episode for the TV series.
>>3799498
You don't die from a gunshot in the long term, anon, you either have the damaged organ replaced and have the wound heal, or die from bleeding out
>>3799498
>"I'm afraid we lost him"
>>3793060
>Ellie was out of it, plain and simple.
>The moment she'd felt Nick give her a rimjob, her efforts on her sister slowed almost to a halt.
>Then, when she felt his long tongue press its way into her stretched anus, she stopped and could only blankly stare forward.
>Finally, when she felt his tongue lap and press at her cream-filled anal walls, she'd lost all composure and her face fell forward.
>Judy's thighs kept her face from planting into the shallow water, but they couldn't muffle her vocal moans.
>Judy could feel the hot breath of her sister on her snatch, and while it too was nice, it still couldn't get her off.
>She brought up a finger, tapping Nick on the nose, "Hold on just one second," she told him, and then gave Ellie a nudge on the rear.
>Ellie took it as a sign to move, and she did- but then Judy grabbed her by the sides and lifted her,
>Surprised, but spent, Ellie didn't fight.
>She was turned around, and was then facing her sister, which she noted looked like a glazed cinnamon roll.
>Judy then dragged them both back down, with Ellie resting on her chest.
>They both saw cum drizzling down Nick's chin, his mouth clearly full of his own seed, waiting for them.
>He angled his muzzle to Judy, and she opened her mouth in response,
>And Ellie just watched in muted fascination.
>He turned his head slightly, and as he opened his mouth, cum oozed out on to Judy's face and in her mouth,
>His wet nose met her chin, and their lips locked.
>Their tongues wrestles, and his cum sloshed from mouth to mouth.
>Lips parting, and lines of cum still linking them, they both took a moment to breath-
>And Judy pulled Ellie forward, locking their lips together.
>Globs of cum passed from Judy to Ellie, and Ellie could only think to swallow.
>Parting mouthes, Nick's came next, and Ellie was ready this time.
>Judy watched as her sister's lips faught with Nick's, the cum they shared dribbling down their mouths, and frothed at their lips.
>>3799577
I don't remember shit from biology.
>>3799577
Or die like JFK and Lincoln did
>>3799584
>He was just here. Has anyone seen him?
>>3799577
I'm so glad a fat uneducated NEET shitposting in a thread about a disney cartoon in the AM hours has bestowed his vast medical knowledge gleaned from a few seasons of house and random hearsay upon the thread
>>3799591
they died on the spot, not a week later in a hospital bed
>>3799523
I smell dirty wool.
>>3799333
I'm too tired and too buzzed to describe what I like about Ozzy in any coherent way, but he's definitely someone I'd want to have in my life.
>>3799611
Nah, Lincoln died the next day, JFK died a few hours later
>>3799610
>AM hours
Did somebody take a shit in your cornflakes today, aussie?
>>3799619
you only like him beacuse he's a fictional cartoon you can project everything you want onto instead of a real person with all their emotional baggage and flaws that doesn't come across in a cartoon and the actual feel of living and being with someone, warts and all
>>3799589
>this is STILL going
Christ. Why not just write your fantasies using your own characters? What's the point of including Nick and Judy when they don't act like Nick and Judy at all?
>>3799610
We've got at least one person who actually works in the medical field who regular posts here.
>>3799602
Oh my young and innocent anon.
>>3799602
There's a Red/Bunanon one
Don't have it on my phone, though
>>3799574
So it's Mayhem of the Music Maker, but awoo.
>>3799657
oh my fuck
but what the hell is cactus juice? Do they not know how to distill alcohol in the animal world?
>>3799680
it's highly toxic to most animals and is the most common form of painless suicide sold in every 7/11
>almost midnight
>not going to be able to finish my piece before thematic thursday officially starts
I'm gonna stay up all night if I have to.
>>3799715
well that makes the comic a bit sadder
but how can ingesting a toxic substance be painless?
>>3799650
I like him because the (limited) characterization of him so far reminds me of a less happy version of my best friend. Like I said, I can't really say what parts make the connection for me/why I like that person so much in the first place, but I am at least projecting a real person.
>>3799634
Here's another (Ewe)
>>3799651
how do you know? you're not them
>>3799748
Go for it, we believe in you!
>>3799748
Please don't take this so seriously, you're making everyone nervous
>>3799376
I like his big black nose, and I wanna boop it forever.
>>3799789
Can't help it, I'm oddly passionate about it. Haven't been this inspired in a while.
>>3799680
But cactus juice will quench ya, it's the quenchiest.
Reminder : Ozzy was raped by big auntie Becca for all his childhood.
>>3799748
Relax my friend you know the winner is just going to be a dude who doodled an epic meme ten minutes before midnight
>>3799748
Who are you, and what are you writing?
Also, when the hell are we supposed to release content anyways?
>>3799828
Oh fuck you.
There's a contest where you win?
>>3799838
Thursday is Nocturnal district day.
Begin releasing content at approximately 8PM EST, when it starts getting dark in the only part of the world that matters
>>3799498
>Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound to his dick;
>Judy visits him every day after work for one week before it has to be amputated.
think this flows a bit better imo
>>3799828
>try to take your 'molested by female' case to the police
>get laughed out of the station with "lucky kid" "wish I were him" "what a faggot" ringing in your ears
>auntie puts her thumb up your butt again
>>3799748
Dammit I just did a silly greentext
Now you're making me feel bad
>>3799368
>Eyeshadow.
>Would eyeshadow be necessary?
>It was just for Nick after all, he sees me all the time right? And at work too!
>I don't HAVE to go all out with the makeup tonight....it's just a little dinner date, that's all....just a dinner date...
>Judy elected to put eyeshadow on anyways. She had been working on her face for the past half hour.
>Makeup is a surprisingly lucrative business in Zootopia, even though you'd think it wouldn't mix well with fur.
>I'm just overthinking it that's all....overthinking it...
>She had done and redone her face at least 5 times now.
>Across town, Nick was in a similar predicament.
>Aw geez, my whiskers are growing back...I'll have to shave...
>Nick smeared some shaving cream on his nose and wet his razor in the sink.
>Ok, just a little bit off here....aaand a little off th-AAUGH
>He had cut himself. Cursed cheap razors.
>Nick finished the job and put a little square of tissue on his nose.
>Shouldn't really matter right? That would be all better by the time he picked Judy up from her apartment.
>He dabbed some cologne on his paws and rubbed it into his neck. He then made a snapping motion at himself in the mirror.
>"Still got it!"
>Nick put his shirt on, tucked it in, and tied his nicest tie nice and tight.
>He glanced over at his alarm clock.
>6:42 P.M
>"Oh shoot"
>He quickly finished getting dressed and trotted out into his living room.
>The TV was on and the weather reporter was saying "Forecast calls for thunderstorms toni.."
>*PFF*, Nick turned it off and grabbed his keys as he headed out the door.
cont.
>>3799838
Pandanon, piano piece
Doing a bunch of touch up on the MIDI right now to hide some of the more sloppier playing.
>>3799859
Yeah, one anon volunteered an XBOX ONE to the winner, timestamped his receipt and everything
>>3799882
>Thumb
>Not pseudo-penis
>>3799866
>tfw penectomy is your fetish
go on...
Can I ask for fic related opinions for something that has nothing to do with Thursdays?
>>3799859
You get to hug Ozzy if you win. Comicanon and Beaver are the judges.
>>3799904
Oh just post that goddamn webm already and get it over with.
>>3799748
I believe in you, anon. Suffer for your art. Put your heart and soul into it. Make it your best.
>>3799921
What about Fridays?
>>3799927
>Comicanon and Beaver
My newest ship
Are you still feeling the Brexit, /ztg/?
>>3799751
He memeing on you. Anyway, I'd check the archive to see the reason behind the juice, but it's fucking up. Again.
>>3799978
Beaver won't abuse VRBun.
He'll just drug him and use him.
>>3799904
tumblr pls go
And as you go through life trying to reach your goal
Just remember what I said about a little bit o' soul
Vote for Best Ozzy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10625179
>>3799986
You bet I am. Ready for Round Three?
FREE THE NORTH
>>3800043
Weaver, I say this in the most warm, heartfelt, appreciative-of-our-contentfags way I can possibly say this
Fuck you.
>>3800043
I WANNA FUCKING CURB STOMP THAT PREY
I can't do Judy fml
>>3800043
>No dog food for Ozzy tonight!
>>3799986
That man seems to be the avatar of the petty-bourgeoisie.
>>3800011
Why must VRbune be destined for suffering when it comes to love
>>3800043
REKT
>>3800043
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK DA POLIZE!
>>3800043
HUSTLED
U
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T
L
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D
>>3800057
Well I'm liftan and I'm hairy as fuck so I'm halfway there.
>shoes
no
>>3799944
M-maybe?
>>3800043
Looks like the ZPD needs a reminder they aren't welcome on Pack Street. One or two officers gunned down in their patrol car should do the trick.
>>3800043
>Ain't no boys here
I have mad respect for Ozzy's balls, and sense of self respect even in the face of such intimidation.
>>3800146
I see Judy's stroke hasn't slowed her down one bit.
>>3800079
Get in line
>>3800135
I like how this sounds.
>>3800043
>"and the fish won't bite"
>They lured in the cop to pickpocket
Heh
I also just like the idea of a character whose laugh is always at least a little manic by nature.
>>3800146
STOP WITH THE SHOES
>>3800043
>Charlie's tail wagging happily in that last panel
>>3800178
lmao
>>3800076
Northern Ireland and Scotland want to remain in the EU, this pushes their people towards secession, Ireland is finally unified, England gets stuck with Wales. I was hoping Cameron would be the PM that sees the last chunks of the empire go, but oh well.
Intermission greentext for "The Adventures of Frank Catstle: Mass Murderer extraordinaire!"
>Frank pulled up outside his apartment and turned off his car.
>He sat there quietly for five minutes, going over what had happened in his head.
>He got out of the car and walked into his apartment building. Nobody was out, so no one saw him come in and go to his apartment.
>He entered his apartment and locked the door behind him.
>Frank went to his kitchen table, passing several framed photographs that were set face down, and set his weapons on the table.
>He took off his coat and set it on the table too, inspecting it for blood stains or bullets holes.
>The were no holes, but plenty of blood had spattered him during the events that transpired. He would have to wash the stain out manually with his stain remover, not wanting to risk leaving DNA of anyone but him in his washing machine.
>Next he took off his kevlar vest. It also had some blood on it, but he could wipe that off with a wet cloth, what would take more work was the bullets embedded in the vest. There were five bullets embedded around the nose of the skull painted on the vest. Frank picked the bits of lead out of the vest with his fingers, placing them in a pile on the table.
>Next he grabbed his sewing supplies and carefully patched up the damage. Then he wiped the blood off the vest with a wet washcloth. He got out his paints and touched up the paint for the skull, and hung the vest to dry on the back of a chair.
>He took off his boots and looked at them, the snow had washed all the blood off already so he set them aside.
>There was no blood on his pants or his t-shirt either.
>He brought his coat to the bathroom sink and meticulously washed the blood out of it, and hung it from the towel rack to dry.
>He grabbed two more magazines for his gun to replace the ones he had left behind at the factory.
>>3800280
>He went into the kitchen and grabbed the cookies from the counter and sat on the couch in front of his tv to watch the new.
>He ate the cookies as the anchors detailed the shooting at a drug manufacturing plant "17 dead, 3 injured. A manufacturing site for illegal drugs, police arrived after getting a call about gunfire in the area. It is unknown at the moment who were the shooters, but police are investigating.
>Frank finished off the cookies and turned off the tv.
>The raccoon had told him that the guy in charge of the manufacturing sector of the mafia was a weasel named Tony Weasalo, and that he frequented a nightclub in the nocturnal district called "Night Eyes".
>Frank knew where he was going next and laid in his bed and fell asleep.
>>3800043
FUCK DA PO-LICE
STRAIGHT OUTTA HAPPYTOWN
>>3800183
Do Beavers have twitchy tails?
>>3800043
That was fantastic.
>>3800322
oh damn
I don't think they do.
Call it off boys, VRBun can't live out his biggest fetish with a beaver.
Hey, Comicanon, if you're here. If you're planning to do an audiobook of Reichstagsbrand chapter 3, don't. Please take it off your list.
>>3800309
A young pred got it bad cause I'm growlin'
>>3800192
We're gonna ERP, aren't we?
>>3800322
Beavers will hop to lean on their tails like a kick-stand as well as playfully splash it into water-- as well as use it as a warning message.
Does that count?
>>3800152
That'll just make them crack down harder
>>3800345
Weaver wears a literal sheepskin so he is in no position to judge anything, and everyone else is too hung over from Roses party.
http://pastebin.com/72tcp9WM
Pastebin for those who give a shit
>>3800206
Source please, GRIS got nothing.
>>3800360
>>3800192
Do it.
I like spectating, too.
>>3800345
You're dominating and yet tender at the same time.
Also tails that aren't twitchy per se but splash, get leaned on, etc.
>>3799884
>At 6:58 P.M. Nick pulled up to Judy's apartment in his red convertible.
>Phew, he was almost late.
>Nick typed "Hey Carrots, I'm downstairs. Ready when you are" on his phone and hit send.
>A few floors up, Judy's nervous pacing was interrupted by the *BING* of her phone going off.
>She looked at it, and her face lit up.
>She just about bolted out the door, down the stairs, and outside.
>There he was! Eeeep, there's Nick! He looks so handsome!
>"Hey Nick!" she said as she opened the passenger door and sat down. "You look good!"
>"So do you, wow, look at you! You really went all out!" Judy blushed and giggled.
>She really had gone all out. She was wearing a light pink, strapless dress with a matching purse.
>Her feet had been neatly wrapped in shiny pink straps of silk, leaving her toes exposed.
>Lets not even get started on how nice she smelled.
>"So you ready to get going?" asked Nick
>"Yeah, where are we eating tonight?"
>Nick had started to drive.
>"Oh a nice little place I know called Chateau de Moufette. You'll love it!"
>"Sounds fancy!"
>The wind of the evening was rustling Judy's ears. Very distracting for poor old Nick.
>"Oh it sort of is! You have to know the right animals to get a reservation!"
>"Wow! Hey Nick, don't you think we should put the hood of this car up? Those clouds over there don't look too nice...."
>"Ahh that's probably nothing, we'll be fine!"
cont.
>>3800366
Not if you keep doing it. Kill every pig that dares step on your block and they'll get the message. There are parts of Los Angeles the LAPD doesn't dare set foot in if they value their lives.
Holy fuck, I don't remember when this movie was even released but it feels like the world forgot about it as I have.
I thought I would have heard something about the bluray coming out, but I guess not. Is the steelbook the ultimate version? Or is there another edition that's even better?
>>3799884
nice and comfy, I like it. Keep going familama
How many of you guys that want to Be the Bun are actually slender submissives that shave your bellies and arms plus other stuff?
>>3800360
abort.
special treatment for special buns only
bad bunners don't even get foot service. Bad bunners get sent under the covers during bed time. They deserve getting hotboxed on tiger musk.
When will trash-panda get the pussy full of thick cum that she so deserves?
>>3800450
>fag hag who is pushing two people to give up their lives for her own sexual fantasies
When will she get beaten half to death and thrown in a dumpster like she so deserves?
>>3800443
but what if I want to be hotboxed by tiger scent
>>3800400
>Nick owning a car
this meme came out of left field
>>3800450
If she's that desperate she could just stroll down pack street in a skirt and some guy would be on her within a minute or two, whether she wanted it or not.
Fucking savages.
>>3800043
>now Ozzy/Charlie is going to be the next big ship
>>3800490
already was since they cuddled on the roof
>>3800357
Damn it, I was trying to do a couple of lines but there's fucking nothing animal-related that rhymes with Ice Cube.
Sorry anon, I've failed you. Maybe this pic will go some way towards redemption, it's very rare and valuable.
>>3800483
It's because of the toys Anon.
>>3800484
Hey, maybe she wants it understood that her guy will be both kinky and also loyal.
>>3800382
why does the intermission have it's own pastebin
If it's on pastebin, put it all in one paste
if you want to do chapters, put it on FF.net
I'm still pushing for wonderful:
SLAM THE LAMB
WHAM THE RAM
I'm so tired of this meme that canids are loyal. They're not. Like most preds they're filthy cheating scum who will do anything to get laid, up to and including drugging, assault, and rape.
>>3800511
>Nick
>not handsome
4/10, that awesome Judy redeems it a little
>>3800508
He's poly so he fucking well better.
>>3800450
Trash panda is shipper garbage and will settle for flicking her bean while recording the action.
>>3800443
>don't even get foot service
BB...don't do this. You're too kind, too gentle for this sort of malice
>>3800549
Here's your (Ewe)
>>3799944
Someone say Friday's?
The Road to El Dorado is done and we reach that point of the night.
Come watch zootopia, anons!
The movie will start will start in 10 minutes.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3800554
I hate that pawpsicles are in like 90% of Nick fanart outside this board.
>>3800568
She may settle for it, but she should be recording but then the tables get turned and some lucky student impales her with his gigantic predatory cock.
>>3800535
I think FF is for actual fics, not for some greentext no one gives a shit about
>>3800479
then that's what you'll get if you're a good bun. Do be a good bun now you hear?
>>3800485
>so there's just this tiger with a harem of bunnies? what does he do for a living?
>what does he do when friends come over?
They'll probably join in. As for living might as well say college student and tutor.
As for the bunners, well, what do YOU do when you're not being dominated by a tiger?
>>3800508
the more the merrier
>>3800569
>BB...don't do this. You're too kind, too gentle for this sort of malice
That's what happens when you're a bad bun. Bad buns get punished. Don't misbehave and you won't force me to punish you
>>3800554
Why are they set out like a coffee-table treat? They're frozen, if they were casually left out like that they'd melt in minutes
what autist drew this shit
>>3800559
I like JUST Nick. Much more relatable than the real one.
Reminder to protect the Pizzacolt and Pizzafeline along with their other Pizzafriends.
>>3800559
I dunno, I like the scruffy as fuck look
>>3800646
Manager Mouse needs to get hot glued by Pizzacolt.
>>3800632
who pissed on your pawpsicle?
The guy can write whatever he wants, just because you don't like it doesn't mean he's not contributing.
>>3800646
5 nights at pizzacolts?
>>3800406
help
>>3800638
>Do be a good bun now you hear?
Of course. Would I ever aim to be anything else?
>what do YOU do when you're not being dominated by a tiger?
Probably daydream about being dominated by a tiger...
Also how does a college student/tutor support himself and at least two bunnies? Fucker must have well-off parents or something.
>>3800680
But that level of size difference is heresy, onii-chan.
Wonderful, hot-as-fuck heresy though...
>>3800646
Reminder that Manager Mouse needs to get stuck in a pizza and swalloed alive by either a costumer or an employee
>>3800632
Hello Officer how are you today
>>3800687
Oh my...
>>3800703
Tiny rodents with larger partners is the best shit ever.
>>3800713
because?
>>3800698
>Also how does a college student/tutor support himself and at least two bunnies?
lol I'm assuming they come over once or twice a week here. I'm sure you bunners have lives and everything to live. Probably met at a bounce house and hit it off well enough to get better acquainted.
>>3800646
So what's the name of that joint?
>>3800734
I'd say being able to have penetrative sex with your partner is "best shit ever"
but
you do you
Gideon and Travis are faggots
Adorable cute country faggots.
>>3800639
maybe they share an apartment in tundratown and it's cold af because hustling doesn't pay the heating bill
that's why they fuck a lot, keeps you warm
>>3800754
>Able to have penetrative sex
When the size difference is enough, a penis might as well be a vagina.
>>3800754
Yeah, that's what gets me too about going too far size-wise.
>>3800535
Too many sites already have my email address, I don't need more
>>3800743
What school does Smiles attend? I think I know a certain badger and bunny at one in zootopia...
>>3800781
There has to be so many damn colleges in Zootopia.
Would you drink Nick and/or Judy's pee?
>>3800801
No. Fuck no.
So what are sports like in Zootopia?
Reminder that inter-species love is a meme, almost all relationships in Zootopia are exclusively same-species
Molly/Desmond cucking when?
I want to see Desmond crying tears of impotent rage as he watches another giraffe rail his wife while he's tied to a chair with a raging boner. I want to see him sob as she moans how her bull "just feels right".
>>3800801
If it was that yellow? Hell fucking no
If Nick hydrated properly, I might be down for some watersports in the shower thought
>>3800856
I want Dez to be cucked after hearing Comic do his voice.
>>3800753
pizza paddock.
>>3800873
Was it that bad?
>>3800856
Never. Desmond is made for Molly.
>>3800400
>When they got to the restaurant, the dark gray clouds were closer and meaner looking than ever.
>Nick parked, and the two of them got out and walked through the front door.
>They were immediately met with the aromas of fine cuisine.
>Nick spoke to the porcupine maitre' d, and they were guided through the dining area to a secluded little table for two.
>The lighting was dim, and light, jazzy music played overhead.
>They sat down and the maitre' d told them that their server would be with them momentarily.
>"Wow, Nick this place IS fancy" Judy said as she hung her bag on her chair.
>"Yeah I know the owner...he and I used to be on the same lacrosse team in high school."
>"You used to play lacrosse?"
>"Oh yeah, still do sometimes, but I'm not as good at it anymore.."
>"I never knew that!"
>"Heh...so what about you, did you ever play sports as a kid?"
>"Well, I used to pl..." Judy's sentence was cut off as the waiter rounded a corner and introduced himself.
>"Bonjour! I am Francois und I vill be your server zis evuning! Might I interest you in our selection of wines?"
>Nick casually looked at Judy who only shrugged.
>"Uh sure, and a couple of waters too. Thank you."
>"Of course monsieur!" and the water disappeared into the kitchen.
>"So you were saying?" said Nick.
cont.
>>3800859
I dont remember when was the last time I peed that yellow. I normally drink at least one gallon of water everyday plus I don't drink soda
>>3800781
>What school does Smiles attend? I think I know a certain badger and bunny at one in zootopia...
HAH, for the sake of hilarity let's say yes
>>3800856
>It's just biology, darling
I think I found ComicAnon
>>3800906
are you a /fit/bro?
>>3800905
>the water disappeared
>>3800905
Sentient liquid waiter?
>>3800904
Unfortunately, Molly is not made for Desmond.
>>3800906
Same.
6-7 liters of water a day, generally, no soda.
>>3800951
*waiter
whoops
>>3800775
NOW we're getting into /trash/ territory.
>>3800529
>that fear in marty's eyes that he's going to lose his best bro time to a bromo and he can't stop it
>>3800962
why do my typos only ever appear after I hit post?
>>3800943
These pics of guys "playing" VR porn games will never not be funny.
>>3800801
>AiZ
>Nick is the only one who can understand you
>Treats you like a pet while everyone else only hears doodlebob talk from your mouth
>>3800985
It's cool. That gave me a sensible chuckle
>>3800987
rabid mice gnawing their way into a chained up wolf via his mouth and then collectively wearing his skin as a suit
>>3800111
source of the image?
>>3800987
and we're getting into my fetishes
>>3800382
That picture is great
>>3800966
Second time is the charm, fampai.
>>3800936
>bull makes Desmond lick his cum out of Molly while he tonguefucks her throat
>"Hey, you better work faster, unless you want to be raising my kids."
>"Ohhhh....I bet they'd be so strapping, like you."
>"Change of plans, the lady says go slower."
>Desmond moves one step closer to jumping in front of a train
>>3800992
>A bromo
what
>>3801027
It aint hard to prove sapience though, math is a universal language and a 3-4-5 triangle isn't that hard to show
Hell, you could even display a 3-4-5 triangle to a 2-dimensional being
>>3800450
Well, she has an on again- off again lover to handle that for her, anon
Test
>>3801113
>why does he keep making dots in the dirt
>I don't know, I think it's extra retarded or something
>>3801082
twitter, sorry didn't follow the artist because SHOES
>>3801127
You passed
>>3800801
I would lap up Judy's piss fresh from the tap.
>>3801121
>Only problem is that I wake up at least on time in the early morning to pee
I know that feel. I mainly drink so much because one of my meds is a diuretic.
>>3800511
source of image?
>>3801115
FINALLY
>>3801145
Is China at it again?
>>3801133
>oh man it's wearing clothes
>oh man it has a writing system that's clearly seen by the way it scribbles in orderly lines with repetitive, yet distinct symbols
>oh man it uses a fucking pen
>oh man it just did tally mark math
>Clearly it's not a sapient being!
>>3801115
Anon's thirst is satisfied.
>>3801184
China is always at it, anon. They give 0 fucks about copyrights, and the rest of the world won't touch them, so they freely rip off everything from videogames to movies to toys, everything.
Who else /unhealthyattitudetowardsex/ here?
>>3800706
>vore
>ever
>>3801184
China is always at it
They're worse than kikes
SWEET CUPPIN' CAKES IT'S FINALLY DONE!
I've always thought of the Nocturnal District as the slums of Zootopia. A dark and gloomy place. The "bad side" of the city. A place you wouldn't want to be caught alone in an alley. Or is that just what the city perceives it to be?
I wanted to write something that captures the despair of the poor and "down on their luck" preds who are unlucky enough to live in the Nocturnal District. So, I give you, Nocturnal Lament.
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/nocturnal-lament
Picosong (for download): http://picosong.com/x66D/
I'm really happy with how this turned out. I probably could make it better with some tweaks, but meh. I have a huge headache now. Time to rest I think.
Let me know what you guys think!
>>3801236
ayyy that's meeeeee
the thought of sex with my current boyfriend fucking terrifies me
>>3800734
Damn...
>>3801236
Unhealthy how?
>>3801236
I used to
had a shitty relationship that fucked me up, but my friend is on a college sports team here and sets me up with girls, really helped me get over my problems.
>>3800775
Holy shit...
>>3801278
That cartoon was very crazy
>>3801278
Really nice work anon.
hit me with the sheet music, I want to bust this shit out on a cello/violin duet with a friend
>>3801043
Google, newfriend. Doesn't vanilla 4chan have a quick link to search for the pic attached?
http://illuminati-rom-hacks.tumblr.com/post/140806171622/guess-what-movie-i-watched-recently-thats
>>3801159
Sorry, I lost track. I wish we could find source based on Tumblr's filenames.
>>3801246
Lighten up ya homo.
Some of us acknowledge that us as failures who are so worthless all we can offer is nourishment
>>3800775
another fetish of mine
>>3801246
honestly, soft vore is pretty tame in the grand scheme of fetishes. it doesn't bother me like scat or diapers or gore or snuff do.
like a lot of fetishes, vore is, at its core, just another form of dominance/submission power play type stuff.
>>3801356
you can tell that artist could do amazing Zootopia smut
and instead we get vore shit
>>3800554
it almost looks like finnicks the one tying.
>>3801342
Oh fuck, right. I forgot.
Aaand I can't remember my MEGA password. Sit tight while I sort this out.
>>3800905
>"Well I used to play baseball with all my brothers and sisters. We had ourselves divided into 32 different teams and..."
>"32 teams??"
>"Um, yeah, Nick I have about 300 siblings!"
>Nick's mouth hung open.
>"That's pretty normal for a family of bunnies! Especially farm bunnies!" She was beginning to giggle at Nicks's astonishment.
>"Anyways, the team that I was on...we called ourselves 'The Nutbusters' and.."
>Nick was trying really hard to stifle his laughter. And failing.
>"Oh grow up Nick! We made up that name during a harvest of walnuts. We had to crack open hundreds of them!" Deep down, Judy understood completely why Nick was laughing.
>"So our team was called...The Nutbusters...and we would compete against other teams! We used to draw up entire rosters and we would have championship matches!"
>"That does sound pretty neat....and they were ALL your siblings?"
>"Every last one of em!" Judy smiled as if proud of this fact. "Do you have any siblings Nick?"
>"Well, I was the third in a litter of seven, but....."
>"But what?"
>"Um......."
>Just then, the waiter returned with glasses of water and basket of bread. He handed the wine menu to Nick.
>"Are ve ready to order?"
>"Oh not just yet, give us a couple more minutes" said Judy as she opened the dinner menu for the first time.
cont.
>>3801278
Man this is fucking lovely.
Good show.
Judy what are you doing
>>3801343
>vanilla 4chan
timeout, there are upgrades?
fill me in pls
>>3801163
Wait wait hold on I forgot to make it weird
>>3801406
Judy
stop
>>3801382
That's Boogie, anon
They have done some Zootopia smut, but it's human heresy.
>>3801382
>wahhh the artist is drawing things that I don't like! they should be drawing the things that I like!
>>3801394
>not figuring out your order before anything else
terrible manners
>>3801406
source or artist?
>>3801236
... eh, probably.
>>3801418
and also really ugly
>>3801412
At first it seemed like a FWB thing but there's the L word
>>3801412
What a lovely terrible person trash panda is
simply awful <3
>>3801418
>this image
>buck teeth
>>3801446
>You will never have a giant Nick all to yourself
>>3801418
that guy's dick would be shredded from those buckteeth
Also HUMAN HERESY REEEEEEEE
>>3801439
>you can tell that artist could do amazing Zootopia smut
said the anon I replied to.
>>3801278
great stuff dude
I'm headed off to sleep now; Sharla was a Rodeo II should be done tomorrow if things go well. Sadly it will have no connection with the theme of the week, but maybe I can bust something out. It will be the night before my day off, so who knows?
>>3801278
Very good work, Anon. I really thought it captured the theme and the mood very well.
>>3801412
I dunno, I'm gay 99% of the time but I'd fuck that raccoon.
>>3801418
>Boogie
Melloeta x Judy when
>>3801412
>openly planning to make labjer's career difficult
I don't like the trash panda anymore.
>>3801418
that's hot as fuck though
>>3801412
>Throwing around L with a casual fuckbuddy
this is why you get your heart broken, trashpanda
>>3801446
Giant cock rampage in Little Rodentia?
>>3801472
I like her energy
>>3801472
Weaver?
>>3801236
Hello.
I'm a virgin and will likely stay that way because of fear of intimacy. I mean, what are you supposed to even stay looking at during sex? Am I supposed to make prolonged eye contact? While doing something this intimate, no less? Sounds absolutely terrifying.
Disguising blogpost with a new pic.
>>3801342
>>3801388
>>3801278
Aaaand sheet music!
https://www.mediafire.com/?l9sq3o05ycq494w
Keep in mind I played the ending (and a few other parts) different than what the sheet music specifies. Also, this was composed in MIDI and converted into a PDF sheet, so sorry if it's a bit basic.
Thanks to everyone who listened! I'm glad you guys enjoyed it!
>>3801512
that one was colored too, why not post it instead?
![038017592b3696337fc325aab8bebdf1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gsdQ7uZ.png "038017592b3696337fc325aab8bebdf1[1]")
>>3801412
She's so evil... and yet she's poly and loving, openly using the l-word with what I guess is a guy that she fucks constantly... I'm so conflicted.
>>3801410
4chanX. It should just be made official or something.
Here's a PROTIP, add this line to 4chanX's sauce window and it'll add Cuckchan search too. It can be easily edited to search other siomilar archives.
//cuckchan.org/_/search/image/%MD5/;text:cuckchan
>>3801476
Trash panda is a complicated person, but she always tries to do what will be best for people.
It's just that she has a bit of a poor grasp of what is best for people in the long run
For the Evening Crowd:
Mediocre Animation streamer here, reminding you that I will be streaming ALL SIX Alpha and Omega movies THIS WEEKEND.
In addition, you can now vote for the films in the next standard format stream:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621082
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621082
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621082
>>3801412
I want to see her face when she gets what she wants and Growlagher is expelled. Don't think she thought that cunning plan all the way through.
>>3801527
I didn't really think anons would pick up Thematic Thursday, but between this song and the greentexts, it seems we're onto something. Thanks for the song, it's on my chill playlist and I'm probably going to listen to it multiple times on my plane ride tomorrow.
>>3800043
Gave me an idea to draw, maybe he can buy some booze with that $$$ poor fella
>>3801542
Equestria Girls sucked.
>>3801542
There are six!?
Hey everyone! I'm back!
Reposting for the late /ztp/ crowd: it might be night where you're at, but you can join Dez and Molly while they have a (hopefully) wonderful date at an amusement park in Metals' A Day in the Sun!
Link to the text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6744235
And SoundCloud of the audiobook reading here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/a-day-in-the-sun
How has everyone been doing? What have I missed the past few days? Who here is excited for Thematic Thursday?
Post music that you want playing while walking alone at night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXc2Ttb1Z8I
>>3801505
If you're thinking about where to look, the sex must not be very good
>>3801485
>2 am
>Nick had just taken off his pants and was now hiding behind a row of buildings in Little Rodentia
>His eyes were on a single mouse, headphones preventing them from being alerted to his presence
>He reached out and grabbed them
>They let out a single squeak before he flashed his teeth
>"No screaming, or else..."
>He let the threat go unsaid as he licked his teeth
>The mouse gave one curt nod before Nick lowered them toward his exposed foxhood
Anyone else a fan of the Sexual Army of Sheep Clones All Named Dolly concept?
>>3801505
Eye contact is good. They will sometimes act shy, say something like "don't look, I'm embarrassed", then you say something like "you're so pretty, though." Most girls, especially if they're inexperienced, will want to do it in the dark anyways, so don't even worry about it. It's really not a big deal after you get the first time out of the way; mostly remember that everyone has messed up or done something unsexy at some point, like almost putting it in her butt when she is super not into that or fucking her so hard that she queefs. It happens, roll with it, laugh about it, life moves on.
>>3801585
there's a reason ISIS wants to destroy the western world
>>3801542
For our brony heritage!
>>3801602
http://youtu.be/S5TnPjOd_To
Can't beat it
>>3801602
Not sure if I'm excited or not. All I've done is a silly greentext that's not long and that's it. I feel rather overcome in writing a bunch of other things.
>>3801562
I'd give him a few bucks.
>>3801602
Well, you did miss the--
ALL HAIL THE CARROT KING
>>3801646
StooooooOOOOOOP!!
>>3801615
Holy shit this may be the best example of that I've seen in a while.
Now I want to see more though
Going to sleep.
Sleep well /ztp/
Don't forget to cuddle and reward your bun.
>>3801615
KEK
>>3800890
not that anon but fuck no, everything about that was beautiful
>>3801676
I can't do that, Dave.
>>3801712
have a good one.
Sorry this took so long, but from the last thread:
punk rocker bun bun and sundress bun
>>3801712
Sleep tight bunner
>>3801689
I might just be dropping it. It's written well enough, but trying to force an OC having OC adventures was only ever going to be an exercise in autism that most people aren't interested in reading.
>>3801739
Yeah.
I mean, if I've caught on to your naming scheme at all, you're too busy wanting to have/be the bun
>>3801747
Sun bun kinda scares me
>>3801701
Nah.
>>3801278
Really nice, anon!
>>3801602
Ayyyyyyyyyy, VRbun, so as of right now, what's your current itinerary in terms of blind readings and then audiobook readings, both in the works?
>>3801747
I want to take Sunbun home with me / 10
>>3801698
>shitpost on tuesday in reply to some person trying to do something spooky with Bunnyburrow
>someone reposted my shitpost for me and made it take off
Thanks, random anon
>>3801798
I-I'm not around enough to understand most of the thread's memes... Who's the carrot king? She's just meant to be albino..
>>3801773
Eh, but you're at 400+ hits and over 10 kudos with those.
In comparison with the five things I've done, you're beating three of them (not a contest, I know, but just saying).
Plus, the response from VRbun himself is pretty positive.
>>3801815
Thanks, glad ya liked it!
>>3801846
Praise be.
>>3801773
I'm really sorry to hear that!
For what its worth, I think lots of people were interested in reading your take on Fournier, and I don't think anyone would call you writing a story about him autistic.
At the very least, I was a fan, and think you're a very talented writer! If you do end up dropping the story, I hope that you write something different!
>>3801747
pretty good buns
>>3801774
We need a modern-day Fritz the Cat movie about rabbits being love objects for all kinds of predatory type creatures.
>>3801620
Are you just one guy who keeps bringing this up? Because it seems oddly specific.
>>3801747
>>3801778
>>3801798
Where else have we seen hollow, godless eyes like that?
>>3801837
I'm the first reply in that series. I saw your initial greentext when it was posted, and I wanted to do something with it, but I was too busy beating the shit out of myself to get motivated.
So I did it today.
>>3801819
sorry, naive anon here, what is the difference between his blind reads and audiobook reads?
>>3801846
>She's just meant to be albino..
That's what I figured. Still spooks me a little.
>>3801900
Now I just need to get my Fin-Nick stroke post to take off
>>3801904
Blind he hasn't read it before and gives critique as he goes.
Audiobook I think is just recording it like it's an audiobook.
>>3801837
I'm also glad that it's taken off.
ThreadJournal updated
Sorry my updates for the past three weeks have been shit. I've been really busy, and probably will be for another few weeks.
As always, fill me in on what I missed or what you think should be added.
http://pastebin.com/n2g2hmWK
>>3801934
All in the name of the Carrot King of course
>>3801831
>>3801878
Thanks!
>>3801890
Pic related though... They're inherently pretty spooky looking.
>>3801915
Sorry to spook ya anon. It was more to be an irony thing, considering the sun isn't great for those with albinism.
Good morning/evening.
>>3801602
Always love this at night. Has a nighttime fantasy tone to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52GQTxjg84o
>>3801610
Well it's kinda like the deal with what to do with your hands when speaking in public. Only with bodily invasion involved. Anyway, eye contact is only a part of it, I mentioned it because it's considered as an universal sign of intimacy or something.
>>3801622
Thanks anon. Yeah I figure I'm making a big deal out of nothing, but you know fears go, they're not rational. I appreciate the advice.
>>3801889
I believe I'm one of just two.
>>3801960
>>3801958
I just fucking realized that Bunnicula would actually be their version of Dracula
>>3801602
Hey, sarc here. I know I said I'd listen earlier, but I had things come up and had to postpone.
Tomorrow I'll be able to listen to your kit's in the cradle read and I'll catch up with ya on what I think then.
Just thought I'd let you know.
>>3801747
CARROT KING memes aside, I really like your piece. Is there any backstory to them, or is that dangerous OC territory? I'd be safe with them being two of Judy's many sisters
Allan bought a food truck
>>3801638
Yes! Definitely! Panda! I can't believe it! Oh man, I can't wait to check this out! Listening to it now!
>>3801671
Checking this out!
>>3801684
Greentexts are great! Think of them as means of trying out and practicing new things that'll hone your skills and perhaps bring inspiration to you while writing all your other stuff!
>>3801698
What the heck is this?! Zootopia meets Lovecraft?!
>>3801819
Looking at my schedule... I have Walk Away Renee, Baby Steps, and Mulligan as blind read throughs, and more chapters of Stoutwell and Bunny Kit's Tale as audiobooks (though Bunny Kit I might be waiting for something for-- secrets!). Tomorrow will be booked only for reading Thematic Thursday fics and texts though, so the blind readthroughs will be finished up this weekend!
>>3802044
dude why
like good for you for going the small business route, but what inspired this?
>>3801960
I WANT TO CUDDLE TED
>>3801394
>The waiter walked away and they both looked at their menus. Nick held his high, concealing his face.
>"So what about your siblings? How many are brothers?"
>There was a long pause before Nick said "I'll....um...tell you about it later...."
>"Oh...ok..." Judy looked down at dinner specials.
>"Hey, look at that, they've got a carrot bisque right there! Sounds like something you'd like!"
>Nick pointed at a spot on Judy's menu.
>"Ooh, that looks good!" Judy had perked back up. "I think I'll have that!"
>"You know what? I think I will too!"
>"Ooh, look at you Mr. Adventurous eater."
>"Pff, all of the food here is pretty good"
>When the waiter came back, Nick noticed that it was pouring rain outside.
>"Oh shoot, I left the roof down!" Nick ran outside to remedy this.
>Dumb Fox
>Judy looked up at the waiter and said "Two orders of the carrot bisque please!"
cont.
>>3802044
What's he sell?
>>3802057
>Lovecraft
No, not that human spinoff, the real writer Lovegiraft
>>3802044
Good, now fill it with horrible penis monsters and other demonic beings that you ferry about.
>>3802044
I don't care if you've got this additional name, I'm just going to assume that it's a nickname used for criminal purposes and call the meerkat "you" and "Alec".
Please?
>>3802044
but y tho?
>Need to sleep
>No bunny boy in bed to snuggle and cuddle with passionately
>>3801873
That may be so, but there are people who deserve readings more than I do. They need the recognition more than the third chapter of a story a few people read occasionally.
>>3802057
>Tomorrow will be booked only for reading Thematic Thursday fics and texts though
But today is Thursday!
So tomorrow is today!
Things I can't wait for:
-a sequel
-a tv series
-tv shorts
-anything at fucking all
-a sweet merciful death that delivers me to be reborn in Zootopia
-a greentext tale of an anon fucking up when making a Judy or Nick tulpa because he didn't make a Jackie Chan tulpa to protect himself
>>3802109
I made it clear not too long ago that my meerkat was supposed to be an OC and not a fursona and that his real name was Allan Meers.
I dunno. Should I just... make up some shitty backstory? Like that cliche thing with brothers?
>>3802174
>a sweet merciful death that delivers me to be reborn in Zootopia
But then the process fails and you're reborn in Equestria instead.
How fucked are you?
Has anyone bought the 3D Bluray set?
Questions:
>Have you watched the movie in 3D?
>Did you use VLC or MPC?
>If not, then what?
>>3802192
I'd take it as long as the world is capped at season 3 because that's when I stopped watching.
>>3802174
>filename
booooring
give me mecha transformation image set a la transformers
>>3802193
I bought the 3D set, since while I don't have a 3D TV, I haven't ruled out the idea of having one someday.
Also I haven't actually watched it off the discs yet, just a bit of the digital copy through iTunes.
>>3802179
Alec is you and you are Alec, and when you eventually die you go to Zootopia and go by 'Allan Meers'.
But right now you're still secretly a meerkat although not in Zootopia yet.
Can that work out?
>>3801926
danke
>>3802179
It's going to be hard to separate them.
>>3802209
Same here, I think.
And agreed.
inspiration just struck me but it's too late to start my Thematic Thursday piece, isn't it
fug
>>3802179
I am alright with Allan Meers. You do you alec and we will adapt.
So are Donk and Moped dead or what?
>>3802192
Seeing as I'm a horsefucker (because you can never become an ex-horsefucker), I'd be content
>>3802057
Looking forward to those readings that you do on Friday!
>>3802269
art takes a while to make. Moped just put up a piece a few days ago. patience, anon.
>>3802179
If Remmy and Femmy as well as Marty and Martina can co-exist, then we can have both Allan and Alec.
>>3801973
No problem. Sex is a very scary thing, but you get accustomed to it. Just remember that they're a person too, ask them questions, talk to them. It's a lot like a conversation, but you can ask them what they want you to do/say.
>>3802285
He did? I didn't see it. I thought he was dead.
>>3802261
You've got most of the day.
>>3802174
Better sit tight, Frozen hada bigger box office and it still took Gisnep a year and a half to announce the sequel.
But really, Zootopia is pretty much the single richest setting I have seen in a mainstream cartoon. It's such a waste to let it go unused.
>>3802261
Shhhhh... just do it and nobody will notice that fact.
Also, post it later, like around the evening of Thursday in the U.S.
>>3801992
this is great
>>3802057
>this weekend
The day of reckoning has been set.
>>3802267
That's exactly the kind of positive attitude that these threads need!
>>3802267
But Ted, that's a dude
>>3802267
But ted... that's a dude.
>A whole day to do stuff.
>I will stand by only producing a silly and short greentext that I will post at mid-day.
FUCK THE POLICE
>>3802272
McCarthy's not Faust's
>>3802335
Jude's a dude
>>3802272
Heaven wouldn't be heaven without hot mare ass.
>>3802261
Dude the average time for a fic posted here is ~30min or ~5m for most art doodles (under 1m for a weaver comic page) you'll be fine
No but really why would you buy a food truck?
Will Nocturnal District posting involving intricate details of bat sodomy, maybe by ZPD policeman having fun at late stake-outs and the like?
>>3802355
I have no idea what season it's on, I think 3 was the last one I watched in full before fucking off to video games and being somewhat productive with my life
But I'm a human. I can adapt. I can overcum.
>>3802406
Bad judgement and being easily lead by sales pitches.
Requesting the original version of this.
>>3802075
>Nick was soaking wet when he came back in.
>"Oh Nick, you're soggy! Here let me help you with that.."
>She took her napkin and wiped off Nick's face.
>"Thanks Carrots" Nick sat back down with a *PLOP*
>"I ordered your food for you!"
>"Oh phew, I thought I might have to flag that guy down or something."
>"He said it would all be out in 15 minutes or so."
>"Hey that's not too bad."
>"Did the car get soaked?"
>"Not too badly, I have some towels we can sit on for the ride home"
>Nick took a piece of bread and started to tear off bite sized bits.
>"Do you miss your family?" asked Nick.
>"All the time, but it costs way too much to get them all out here and we don't get enough time off work for me to visit them."
>"I'd love to meet them sometime." Nick dipped his bread in the tray of olive oil.
>"I'm sure they'd love you! They don't know very many foxes!"
>"Are there foxes out in Bunny Burrow?"
>"Well there's Gideon Grey! He's a baker and he works with my parents."
>"His stuff any good?"
>"Oh it's delicious!"
>"Does he make blueberry pie?"
>"Of course! I actually think his business logo is a blueberry pie."
>"Hmmm, I guess I'll have to try it sometime whenever I get a chance to head down there."
>"Nick you don't HAVE to do that, there isn't all that much to see..."
>"Oh no, I'd really like to! Meet your folks, see if you really have as many siblings as you claim."
>The waiter came back out with two steaming bowls.
>He placed one in front of each of them.
"Here we are! Just let me know if you need anything else!"
>"Thank you" they both said in unison.
cont.
>>3802416
>*posting involve
>>3802456
Requesting the cat bringing their friend black market red meat to try and convince them it's good.
Going to try to sleep. Have a cute.
So what prompts do we have right now?
>>3802390
you underestimate my writing process.
Most species in hte nocturnal distric would be small-medium, right? The largest mammals are almost exclusively daytime prey?
>>3802523
damn ted, you're black as shit
>>3802523
YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LIKE DUDES TED?
YOU SOME KIND OF...ANTIBUNFAG?
there's a nice comfy summertime rain outside right now
blissful
Goodnight /trash/. I'll be back to shill my shit again tomorrow. Here's hoping we see lots of cool stuff! Pandanon out.
>>3802298
Still here! It's my turn to draw, I'm just lazy and overwatch came out with competitive mode. I'm hoping to get the next page done by this weekend though.
If you ever miss any pages I try to keep this album updated with everything: http://imgur.com/a/RXT0w
Sorry all, I'm back! Too popular for my own good.
>>3802020
Great! Very much enjoyed Kit's in the Cradle, and I'm looking forward to seeing the rest of the story! Glad its broken up into four chapters-- that means you've outlined, which is sort of my obsession!
>>3801962
That woke me up!
>>3801904
Well, a blind read through is me reading a fic for the first time and giving my immediate impressions throughout. It serves to give the author a glimpse into the mind of a reader as they read their piece, as well as ongoing tips about grammar and storytelling. I cap it off with my general impressions of the fic, things I liked/disliked, ways to improve the story, parting thoughts, etc-- something that the author can use to make the peice better.
And audiobook recording is me making what I hope to be a serviceable product for the author that listers can use to supplement or enhance their reading of the fic. I record myself saying each line, make voices for the characters, try to make it like something you'd listen to on Audible or radio dramas. Still learning how best to do this! Oh, and these are only reserved for finished pieces-- just because they take me a long time (today's took about four hours for 30 minutes worth of lines) and it'd be rough to redo them.
>>3802083
Way better than my idea-- Lovecrat. Sounds like a political party.
>>3802156
I gadda catch up with other replies, but I want to come back to this.
>>3802164
Tomorrow never comes until its too late!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY-eyZuW_Uk
>>3802238
...Uh... Well, its not a dream I can relate to... only because the penis monsters in my dreams are friendly.
>>3802324
Are people really nervous about what I'll say? I've not read a fic I haven't loved! And honestly, the worst I can do is point out that you need a comma somewhere. I'm just a fan giving my thoughts is all-- you're not being graded!
>>3802575
Goodnight Panda! I absolutely loved your piece-- it sets a great mood for the event!
>>3802310
>It's a "Nick has to go undercover as Fru-Fru to foil an attempt on her life and no one can tell that he's not the real thing" episode
>>3802523
The joke is Ted is actually straight, but all his choices and decisions to attract ladies only make him more attractive to dudes.
>tfw lecturer busted me for drawing
>>3802083
>>3802136
Tacos. Original backstory was him being a food truck vendor
>>3802223
>>3802246
>>3802264
>>3802292
Well, it's an attempt. I know you guys are gonna see meerkats being draw as my fursona. I thought the only way to distinguish both of them are their hoodies.
It's an attempt, I'm gonna find a way to add distinguishing features or something.
Or just call him Alec Meers.
>>3802622
>her husband isn't in on it
>falls in love with Nick like never before
>>3801541
"Oh she's just a confused little cinnamon bun!"
Fuck her.
>>3800443
>>3798084
Original requester- this turned out great!
Nick loves to good-naturedly rib Judy. She's quite used to it, even in the bedroom. This was just supposed to be a regular random footrub after a long shift. The orgasm catching them both off-guard since it had never happened before. Supposed to be more of a "damn I'm good" response from smugfox- at least that's my headcanon
(woke up with the old thread almost dead)
>>3802643
Naughty alec
>>3802622
You know, if Nick was written as absolutely stunned and angry that no one could tell the difference, it might be interesting.
>>3802609
Holy shit it is Vawfag. It does seem like a lot of /fnaf/ people came by here.
I haven't been here for a few days. What's the latest on Calvin and friends? I think the last pic I saw was him playing an MMO with his professor without knowing who it was
>>3802669
I didn't say that at all man. She's still being wildly irresponsible. Just not maliciously. That should change the flavor of dislike
>>3802730
Maliciously or no, it has serious consequences for other people. She needs to have a reality check and fast-, before she does something she'll regret for the rest of her life.
>>3802156
I really hope you feel proud of the work you've been doing. RSB has been a tremendously good read, and everyone recommends your work as a way to satiate their Fournier urges.
If you ever change your mind, let me know. Otherwise, I'm looking forward to reading more of your story!
>>3802701
Hi anon, yeah I swung by here a couple months ago to have a look and see what all the fuss was about and the atmosphere reminded me of early /5n@f/ with how everyone seems to genuinely enjoy the stuff people make.
I do miss /5n@f/ but considering what it's turned into right now I think it's best for everyone if I just stay in the trash where I belong.
This should fix it
rip Allan Meers
>>3802795
This post makes me worry for what these threads might become in the future
>>3802786
>everyone recommends your work as a way to satiate their Fournier urges.
VRBit, I've never seen anyone mention that story except when the author is shilling it. Don't lie just to make him feel better.
>>3802618
I just did blind read through of Duke Weaselton chapter 3. Just listening to it to make sure it's all good before posting it to soundclod
>>3802795
Nah I get it.
Also check your skype, it's been a while.
>>3802771
Now, where would the drama come from if she did that?
>>3802803
Fuck!
This totally ruins my 30+ chapter Allan Meers fanfic.
Good thing I still have my ongoing fic about the ZPD's top wolf cops, Fangmeyer and Grizzoli...
>>3802803
the good die young
>>3802836
You kidding? I distinctly remembering it recommended when people asked for it.
This might have been during a period of time when Fournier was a hotter topic amongst the threads, certainly, but I'm not pulling this out of my ass. I wouldn't lie to make someone feel better.
>>3802861
Oh man, that's going to be super useful! Wasn't too sure about the dialogue of that chapter, so hearing it read aloud by another will be super useful!
Thanks once again for doing this, and I hope its fun for you to do as well!
>>3802877
You could always replace Allan's name with Alec's.
It makes no difference, honestly
>>3802469
>They both began to eat.
>Nick dipped his remaining bits of bread in his soup.
>"Ooh, that's a good idea..." said Judy as she took a piece and did likewise.
>"It sure is coming down out there" said Nick. "You'll have to make a mad dash to the car when we leave."
>"It might get better by then."
>"Maybe"
>"What DO you want to do after we're done?"
>"Well...the dessert here is pretty good..."
>"I mean once we leave."
>"Oh, well I guess we can go back to one of our places...you wanna go back to your place or mine?"
>"My place I really tiny....and I've never seen where you live, so let's go there!"
>"Ok"
>They both finished their food and paid the bill.
>When they left, the rain hadn't gotten any better, it had gotten worse actually, so Nick ran to the car and drove up to the door so Judy could get in with the least amount of rain.
>Nick had also laid towels on the seats.
>They drove back to Nick's apartment.
>>3802877
That's our own fault for not noticing for 3 months.
Yo niggas
Disney Crossyroad updated
Ranger Scout Nick seems to be a playable character now along with something with a flat face
>>3802931
Super useful twice in neighboring sentences. Jet lag is hitting me hard. Soon I'll start forgetting to put commas where they're supposed to go.
I'm going to get some sleep so I'm well rested for Thematic Thursday!
Goodnight wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope all the penis monsters in your dreams are friendly!
>>3802786
Thanks, Comicanon.
>>3803004
>I hope all the penis monsters in your dreams are friendly!
They usually are.
G'night VRbunner.
>>3802975
>surely there must be more to life than remaquels
>>3802811
I wouldnt worry about it so much. The main difference is the boards. See, back in the day, /5n@f/ had a similar (though not quite as rampant) experience of mods going overboard banning people for posting anything considered to be too furry or nsfw (although sometimes it seemed arbitrary)
Of course, back then, there wasn't a /trash/ to migrate to, and since it wasn't quite as restrictive as the /co/ mods going crazy, people stuck around enough for the mods to get bored and leave (eventually). The problem though was that this bred a sort of mentality of trying to police ourselves, lest we feel the wrath of the hotpockets again.
Since this thread was made to ESCAPE that sort of hotpocketeering and most people here except that we're a bunch of furfags and that this is trash and there's no reason to try to police the kind of content that gets made or the behavior people show (to a point, and minus a certain Officer) I think this thread will do fine, I mean certainly for the forseeable future. /5n@f/'s been going for almost 2 years now after all, that's a fuckload of time to build up all this shit.
Shit, page 9
>>3803134
there is some level of policing needed
fox is for bun, bun is for fox
humans are nogo
/mlp/ stay out
>>3803193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q53GmMCqmAM
>>3802505
come on, someplace ritzy!
>>3803241
>central downtown
Lucky fuck.
>>3803228
Next thread needs to be Ron Pearlman edition
>>3803134
Not him but I do get where you're coming from. I ended up participating in Morenatsu General on /vg/ for a long ass time, that was some fun times dodging all the hot pockets and having to constant self police so your threads could stay on the board.
/trash/ is pretty chill about what's posted, and at that point it's just the threads dictating what shouldn't be posted more due to preference.
I think people are worried about the threads being slower then when the movie was just released but that's only natural. Fuck, if FNAF can last -years- off of each game when they really don't have much content in each, we can certainly survive for a while off of a movie and the little graphic novels Disney puts out. And knowing that we -will- get some form of sequel, there's no way Disney would let Zootopia be a 1 off.
>>3802967
>Nick unlocked the door to his apartment and turned on the lights as they stepped in.
>Despite their best efforts to beat the rain, they were both a bit wet.
>"I've got some dry clothes you can put on" Nick said as he went into his bedroom and opened his closet.
>He flitted through he shirts and, with a grin, pulled out a green lacrosse jersey.
>"This should do it" he handed the jersey to Judy, who took it into the bathroom.
>She closed the door only most of the way, and Nick was still able to catch glimpses of her undressing in the mirror.
>He himself, undressed and put on athletic shorts and an undershirt.
>Judy came back out wearing the jersey, which was so large on her it was functionally a dress.
>"So what shall we do to chase the rain away?" she said.
>"I've got a movie we can watch, you might like it, you might not."
>"What's it called?"
>"The Fluffy Horror Picture Show."
>Nick and Judy walked back into the living room.
>"Horror?"
>"Oh it's not a scary movie, it's a rock musical! Cult classic."
>Nick was digging through his box of DVDs. Here it is.
>"Here it is!" He held up the box.
>Judy sat down on the couch and asked "What's it about?"
>"It would be a waste of time to explain what the plot is, because there isn't really any. It's all about he music"
>He opened his DVD player and put the disk in. Then he turned off the lights and plopped down on the couch next to Judy in time to hit "Play Movie" when the menu popped up.
cont.
>>3803255
Why?
Mead's style has really gone downhill
>>3803304
Because I can't sleep happy without seeing Ron Pearlman's face edited onto Nick's head
Stream is done for the night, hope you guys enjoyed the movies.
Stay comfy and have a goodnight, /ztp/.
>>3803320
Yes, it looks like shit but the feels are there anon.
>>3803320
>chef, is emergency
I don't know why that line destroyed my sides but it did
>>3803320
That's his most emotional yet
>>3803194
>humans are nogo
But anon...
>>3803320
Stop doing this to me Mead.
>>3799637
Actually, JFK died roughly 30 minutes after being shot. And Lincoln lived in a time where plenty of traumas that could be fixed now couldn't be treated effectively.
>>3803379
DOUBLE NO GO, SNOW LEOPARD IS FOR NATURALIST PANTHER. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
>>3803405
Either way, you only die afterwards if it's a high powered rifle bullet exploding your head
>>3803416
pls, i don't want to go to the corner, judeonfags scare me.
>>3803456
GIDEON SAFEWORD ABUSE WHEN, ALEC
I WANT TO SEE HIM CRYING THAT HE'S SORRY AND BEGGING JUDY TO STOP HURTING HIM
I just realized that with all the focus lately on all the Pack Street neighbors, I'm now more interested in any of them than with Remmy himself.
>>3803286
>A disembodied pair of feline lips appeared on the screen and began to sing the opening credit anthem.
>Nick was mouthing along with the lyrics.
>Suddenly, a loud clap of thunder erupted from outside.
>*KKRAAAKOOOOOMM*
>Judy jumped and said "Woo that was a loud one! Right Nick?"
>Nick was no longer next to her on the couch.
>"Nick?"
>She pressed "Pause" on the remote and stood up.
>"Niiick? Where'd you go Nick?"
>She peaked into the bedroom.
>"Nick if this is a joke, it's not funny!"
>She cautiously peaked under the bed. There he was.
>"Nick, what are you doing under the bed?"
>Nick said nothing. He appeared to be shivering and holding his paws over his ears.
>"Nick...are you ok?"
>Still nothing.
>Judy slid under the bed, and crawled up to Nick.
>"Nick...." she spoke very softly now "...are you afraid of the thunder?...."
>"Go away"
>"Nick I'm not making fun of you. I get it, it's pretty scary...."
>She reached out to place her paw on Nick's shoulder.
>He winced at first, but relaxed.
>The shoulder touch gradually turned into a hug as Judy slid closer and closer to him.
>"Thanks Carrots"
>"Hey Nick, how would you feel about....um....instead of being down here..um.....cuddling...on the bed instead....."
>".....ok...."
cont.
>no posts for 10 minutes
>thread on page nine nowhere near the image limit
okay NOW the end is nigh
>>3803484
Sorry, i would do it, but i can't do that with paint.
>>3803265
Well, fnaf had the advantage of total blank-slate characters, and this weird sort of psuedo-oc creation that was accepted by the /vg/ community because "well technically they're based off of the canon characters who are given no direct personality in the game and could theoretically have any personality" that allowed oc makers to flourish because they could have their own distinct versions of the characters that could be used for whatever genre. That gravy train rode for quite a while but nowadays (this is my opinion at this point) it feels like most topics have been touched on and fleshed out or otherwise done to death and there's not much new ground left to tread without going into FOREBODDEN TERRITORY because "this isn't one of the main 4 pizza bots, this fursona you have made has nothing to do with five nights at freddy's, the video game" but that could just be me being a butthurt faggot.
Anyway, Zootopia has established, set in stone characters at its core, as well as logical and definitive events as its plot, which is the exact opposite of what fnaf had, but the upshot is it has a detailed and wide open world that is perfect for the sort of things Weaver and Labjer are currently doing where they make their own characters and set them to the same backdrop but the stories they want to share are completely distinct from one another.
If you don't get what I mean, imagine if instead of being able to make Remmy and the residents of Pack Street, Weaver took Judy, Nick, Bucky, and Pronk from his previous comics, but then gave them different proportions and personalities and maybe makes one of them French and switches one or more of their genders before being able to tell the story he wants to tell because frankly, it wouldn't make sense for Late Stake Judy to want to eat Bug Burga and live in a pred-dominated street of Zootopia, but luckily by jumping through hoops he was able to trick you into letting him draw the comic he had in his head without mod ban.
What animal would Ron Perlman be?
>>3803620
It's 3 AM on a Thursday, calm down.
I think Comicanon has gone to bed, but here's his Weaselton Story chapter 3 audio
https://soundcloud.com/user-312074008/duke-weaselton-3
>>3803617
This is cute. I don't know about Nick being THAT scared of lightning though. Did he have some kind of trauma when he was younger?
>>3803617
Text will be completed tomorrow. Night Anons.
>>3803696
You shall find out tomorrow!
>>3803665
He played Beast in a TV show, I'd say a lion. He's had a great physique when he was younger and still has a lot of charisma and dat gravelly voice
>>3803697
Who paid for the dinner
>>3803697
Have a goodnight.
>>3803735
They both did. Dutch style.
>>3803750
good.
night
>>3801505
>Am I supposed to make prolonged eye contact?
it's the best part ya dingus!
>>3803720
That'd be great, get me Ron Perlman's head on mayor lionheart's body
>>3801505
If you don't want to look at your partner during, then close your eyes and kiss deeply
>Havent visited a zootopia thread since 3 weeks
Fuck I don't know anything now im depressed
>>3803834
All will be made clear, so long as you answer one simple question.
Do you want to have the bun, or be the bun?
>>3801505
Eye contact is hot though.
>>3803851
Neither. Zootopia characters are too pure to be :^)
>>3803844
Thats very cool
>>3803863
Get out.
>>3803834
Zistopia updated and it was dissapointing.
>>3803884
To be handled* forgot a word.
But If I have to choose, have the bun
New thread?
>>3803889
Aw really? Going to check it out tomorrow
>>3803923
Might as well.
>>3803930
Well... I mean, most people seemed they were really into ComicAnon's proposed ending, which most likely raised everyone's expectations too high.
The villains were revealed in this and at best, they're stock villains. At least from what we've seen so far, but it also implied that bunnies as a species are more politically important/special than they perhaps should.
It still hasn't really resolved where Judy & Nick's plots are going to go, which is what I think its biggest problem is right now.
>>3803970
Maybe i shouldn't have spected Seele 2.0 as the villain.
>>3803970
I kinda thought about it the past few days and I think it isnt bothering me as much, looking into it.
Thw main problem: New villains dropped in outa nowhere that overshadow Bellwether. There was no prior conspiracy at all, and now there is suddenly one thrown at our face. It's just very out of left field.
However, as was agreed upon before he wrote himself into a hole with Wilde Times and he probably wasnt sure what to do. So he came up with these sudden villains mostly as a reason to advance the plot and throw in some new material ASAP.
And I think the other major thing is to have a villain (Llamar in this case) that can directly effect Bunnyburrow. Because it would feel strange if Bellwether's power extended that far out, it makes sense to have a villain that already has a stake there to 'attack' Judy. It gives an emotional fight for Judy to deal with.
>>3804036
To be fair it was never really implied that Bellwether was the villain, just a shitty mayor.
>>3804036
>>3804028
It's been a few days, but I've forgotten if they mentioned if one of them was directly responsible for the manufacturing of tame collars.
In any case, a big problem is that, aside from wanting to make sure that the bunny population is under control for economical/racist reasons, it seems that most of them just seem to be in it for the money.
That Nancy mentions that her father helped start the collar initiative for specist reasons against preds, but she just seems that she's only interested in the cash and/or keeping up the status quo.
In a way, I'm glad that it wasn't just Bellwether or Swinton acting alone with an army of minions, but on the other they just seem so stock and uninspired.
As said, this was our first time seeing them, so at least a few of them could be fleshed out some and get some more dimensions to them, but on the other, it would be difficult to juggle that with Nick/Judy.
I still maintain that one of the biggest problems this AU has is that we still don't have a "proper" beginning of the story. When the comic started, we're already in the middle of Nick & Judy investigating. It was on area 3 or 4 when it should've started at 1; perhaps then you could've set up some of the big businesses that are part of this Brood or whatever they're called.
>>3804164
>it would be difficult to juggle that with Nick/Judy
I'm kind of expecting this part to be some kind of forshadowing and perhaps atleast one of them might be fleshed out more from interactions with Nick
>>3801278
great piece, made me imagine quiet sadness and a lot of other things. Thank you.
>>3802508
hyenas, tigers, lions and most felines are nocturnal anon
