/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Perfectly Sane Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
First for /freak/
Shit edition kill yourself.
is it too early for the freaks ?
Just let me do this for you, /sug/.
>>376511
When will Pearl obsess over Steven like she did Rose?
>>376534
All /freak/s think alike.
>>367577
here we are again
>>376534
>Samefag
>posts are 2 seconds apart
>>376559
don'treplytoit
>>376557
Nah
>>368601
Imma be busy for a while, if you need anything or want to throw insults it's now or in a full hour while i do this shit
>>376576
Why do you hate SU?
>>376551
Both, if I try hard enough.
>>368893
>>376585
I don't
I do hate you faggots that post images and don't care about them
We need more pictures of gems with significant breast. Especially in a getup like this.
Probably Peridot.
>>376575
No Lapis bullying please.
>>376604
But she's a loser
>>368962
Global warming doesn't kill people, Lapis kills people.
>>376494
Smoke basically every night. Especially when im on /sug/.
When I have days off I might smoke all day.
Half the time its socially other times I just smoke to smoke.
Doesn't change my personality, I don't sit on the couch giggling like an idiot. Just like to chill out after stress mahn.
I don't want to change your mind so much, I just like my comfy dank ayy lmaos.
>>376604
>>376614
She's sensitive so please don't bully Lapis.
>>376641
Well I'd probably find you to be a detestable loser IRL but since this is the internet I really don't care what you do.
Counter-bully desu
>>376659
I'm in this thread anon.
Surely there is more reason to consider me a detestable loser than that.
>>369304
>sample_
COME ON PEOPLE
THE SITE IS *TELLING* YOU
>>376659
>/sug/
>calling anyone a loser
>>376666
QUADS
>>376551
You would choke on her bush
Still worth it though.
>>376659
if you're in /sug/ you're already a loser.
is this purgatory
>>376723
this is lapis
>>376723
No.
In purgatory there is hope for salvation.
>>376734
There's a difference?
>>376734
More like La Piss.
>>376716
The fact that you deny it only amplifies it, anon.
>>376746
>>376748
not really
Aloha motherfuckers. Back from Kauai, all settled in, barely was able to convince my professors to allow some incompletes that I'll fix up later, and I finally got back to my computer.
Got a couple edits done just last night, but will also be taking any new requests.
>>369754
>>376769
Lapis.
>>376769
Get those incompletes done. I'm kinda doing that too ans it's no bueno
>>376781
Tell me if you can find a bigger version of this.
Dank thread?
This thread is lacking some Pearl(cest)
>>370075
>>376800
http://gnome-no.soup.io/post/646327708/footjob
This is the source, no bigger version exists afaik
>>376769
Other one I got done. This was actually a request from last week.
May make it YD instead when she finally shows up.
>>370109
>>376545
When Steven gets Quartzbuff like Rose and Jasper.
>>376814
As I feared. Thanks for trying. Although I do have hope that a bigger version will spring up somewhere eventually.
>>376811
1st: How is that possible?
2nd: Where's her star?
Someone asked for this one last week as well, but I can't remember who they asked for it to be.
Any ideas?
>>376785
I'll give it a shot.
>>376798
Well, one of them is my thesis proposal, and that's just gonna be incomplete till I can schedule it for the first week of next term and give it.
Other one will involve me continuing one of the health game projects after the class ends.
>>376847
time thing?
>>376849
aaaaaand that's all i have for now
>>376850
Peridot
>>376856
>>370333
>>376840
I haven't really dug into how soup.io deals with images yet, if i find something i'll be sure to notify the thread, the resulting images will proliferate readily so don't worry
>>376755
Is /trash/ the new troll-training board?
>>376850
We need a proper edit of this as Peridot. Something like it exists out there, but it looks like shit.
>>371788
KOTE
Why is this thread dead?
>>377101
im dead inside
Anyone have a gif/webm of Lapis regenerating on the beach?
>>377177
just finished up school but im too lazy to lurk in this thread
>>377190
You can lurk without posting, anon.
POIL WORST GEM.
>>377190
>too lazy to lurk
>posts
>>377215
you are worst anon
>>377215
True. Pearl's okay though.
>>377215
Pearl is love.
Pearl is life.
When can we move back to /co/?
When the fuck is Steven gonna get some new footwear?
>>377255
when hiatus is over
>>377255
Never, unfortunately
>>377258
When is he gonna stop being a faggot
>>377258
He's on a beach
why would he not wear flipflops?
>>377258
When is Steven going to get a flat out redesign, like the gems?
>>377255
Probably never.
>>377271
Males do not get redesigns shitlord.
>>377271
I'd love to see Steven regenerating.
>>377270
He's not always on a beach. Flipflops are the least practical footwear ever, even for a beach.
There have been several instances where the flipflops (sandals, as they are called in the show) are stated to be impractical for the given situation.
>>377271
After he gets poofed for the first time. <o:^)
>>377270
Sometimes he goes other places on missions. He should have some boots or something when he's doing that.
I'm gonna buy fastfood and pick up my sister. Don't get too active while I'm gone.
I want to be in /sug/ simulator
here is my post:
pearl is shit
>>377321
Thank God that lose is finally gone.
>>377334
i didn't leave yet
R I S E
>>377332
Well I DON'T
Lapis is the best Gem, by the way.
Still taking submissions for the /sug/ collage. Post your face with a timestamp so we can create happy memories together.
>>377308
Only thing Steven can "redesign" into is a bloody pulp
>>377341
>>377360
>>377361
>>377365
freaks and sadsacks best be jokin'
>>377365
did someone say Lapis?
>>377369
That sounds awful
>>377375
Or he could just get new clothes, I guess
>>376785
Done
>>376880
I'll go with this I guess. Not sure how well it'll even work since it's a real picture.
>>376902
That seems better suited to a drawfag that could make it actually Peridot. I can't draw well at all.
Pearlfags- ???
Lapisfags- Cold Tea
Amethystfags- ???
Jasperfags- Freaks
Garnetfags- ???
Peridotfags- Clods
Stevenfags- Believers
Fusionfags- ???
>>377383
real sugar lazuli
>>377375
butt Y
>>377369
I'm the one with the hat
>worst gem
>gem who actually has it the worst
>>376902
You mean something like this?
>>377408
I'm the skeleton
>>372299
>>377416
great job, anon
>>377375
>not believing in Steven
>>377408
I'm the guys on stage.
>>372338
>>371095
Wake up
>>377391
Thanks m8.
>>376666
Nice get H4L!fag
>>372434
I have to teach 1st graders about the seasons and weather patterns in less than an hour for a teaching class I'm taking at university. I'm (stupidly) anxious as fuck about it. What do? I hate this class so after this I'm done.
>>372590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z99MOuVHr68
afternoon /sug/
hows the suffering?
>>377369
There is literally no way you aren't the same faggot who tried to organize a /sug/ meetup
>>377543
you'll do fine, can you imagine all those happy lil dudes and dudette's ready to learn the shit out of some weather?
>>377559
I-Indexer senpai
>>377579
That's not how you do it, THIS is how you do it.
>>377571
Oh it was awful. It got fun when we decided we'd turn it into an all out brawl in defense of who's best waifu
>>372707
>>377579
>>377586
stop lusting after my high resolution dick
>>377586
L-like this anon?
>>377591
I think I'm getting the hang of this whole autism thing
>>377591
Oh Indexter senpai~ I want your 3 inch dick inside me, desu~
>>377587
Remember that dumbass lapisfag that pissed himself and said "it's just water"
>>377586
>>377595
What a fine this is turning out to be today!
^look at that capital w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwotbZBz3U
>>377610
time to be friends with that anon.
hand him the free drugs and film him go!
>>377587
Pearlfags would win by sheer numbers.
Lapisfags would all commit mass suicide.
>>377625
>Lapisfags would all commit mass suicide
Not before they have a massive, sad orgy.
>>377634
tears make the best lube, anon.
>>377634
Yeah, dying a virgin is a fate worse than death. Might as well lose it before you die.
>>377369
I just woke up
>>377634
>>377640
It's always good to talk about laptis.
yep.
Too bad her decision making drops out of her ass under pressure
Joe, Jeff, Ian, and Rebecca got nominated for awards for their Storyboarding :3
http://annieawards.org/nominees
>>377643
>implying sex is important
>implying I'm not secretly dead inside from being doomed to spend the rest of my life as a hopeless virgin
>>377671
You can hide your true feelings from yourself, but you can't hide them from me. Now come over here and love me tenderly.
>>372868
not the best way i could have gone through fixing this but meh
>>377685
Am I helping senpai?
>>377684
I accept
>>377699
You're helping making my point across
So in a sense yes, you're helping
Have some gem tiddies
>>377720
Here's the better version
Please bow down to me
>>377667
>:3
>>377737
>not even passing them through TruePNG
FUCKING PRETENDERS I SWEAR
>>377749
here you go, feel free to suck my cock for giving you superior images at anytime
>>377746
why so angry chap
>>377763
>image almost twice the size it should be
back to your seat, kid, let the pros handle it
>>377787
I'm sorry you're right, I'll try to do better. Nice image size tho
>>377667
Posting all of SU's nominations here.
>>377818
first
>archer
>nominated for anything past the 5th season
what the fuck?
>>377818
Jail Break isn't that good without The Return.
>>377667
>>377818
JOE AND JEFF BEST BOARDERS
SUCK IT RAVEN AND PAUL, SUCK IT ZUKE
>>377851
Eat my ass, Zuke is best boarder
>>377860
Zuke is a stale meme. Joe and Jeff are a powerhouse.
>>377818
>Jail Break
>Not What He Seems
>Blood Moon Ball
that's a fucking deathmatch if i've ever seen one
>>377882
Jeff and Joe are based af but Zuke is the best single storyboard artist
>>373381
>>373447
>>377905
I can respect that opinion.
when does hiatus end? i can't take this much longer
>>377980
attention /sug/
I, being the one who posts the truest high res pictures available, declare myself king. Bow before me!
>>377995
When Sugar's sacrificial basin is filled to the brim with fresh tears.
>>377660
>laptis
kill this anon
>>377860
>>377905
>defending this
>>377995
give it another month maybe two
When the show is back and the generals are allowed back on /co/? I'd really hate to have /trash/ as a perma general
>>373562
>>378029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EP6nczjpKs
if only. ;)
>>378037
>comparing a serious scene to a scene meant to be cartoonish
Like, is this the first cartoon you've ever watched?
>>378067
>serious scene
>>373633
>>378063
is this edgy?
>>378089
Who is best gem Indexer? Your answer will affect my opinion of you.
Give me 4 (You)s.
>>378133
you're a big anon
>>373725
>>378109
My opinion of you is already compromised by the fact that you even had to ask when the answer is literally right under your nose
http://unindexrb.tumblr.com/
>>378095
maybe to you, but to me it sounds like a good time.
>>378146
So you're a Pearlfag? No wonder you're autistic cancer.
>>378154
You're not going to get a reply that way, you're just reposting a shittier version of a better quality picture.
What you'd want to do is save every picture from these threads using something like DownThemAll, run them through sharpen twice and 5% noise effects, and then scale them to 75% of their original size. Post your newly created disasters a few times every thread.
>>378133
WE
>>378037
Sorry m8, but she actually gave Peridot a personality
>>378154
Why'd you post the low quality version?
I like nya Peridot sorry. That was what Periclod was gradually turning into anyway.
>>378109
I like Pedee actually, he would be a good candidate for the gems.
>>378171
she really didn't but ok
>>377818
Was Sworn to the Sword too recent to be submitted?
>>378191
Suck my ass Para
Would Pearl be the Indexer of SU? Is that why you like her?
>>378109
Hi I'm indexer and I think that Connie is probably the best character in the series. She should replace Pearl.
>>377851
Zuke did the storyboard revision for those episodes as well. Don't hate.
>>377818
As much as I like The Test, Gravity Falls has that nomination on the bag
>>378229
Eat my dick Misha
>>373733
This is actually a fucking trainwreck of an image so fuck it, have the individual images
http://40.media.tumblr.com/688e96254868af7dc73a60773540c8c0/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto10_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/651043459cd036388a819625a06ec460/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto6_1280.png
http://36.media.tumblr.com/ea9b5259155bbd9725bd201e780820d1/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto7_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7d6a220443626ca11193c80b163e3972/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto3_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3a6a385f2b213a5460d4ac16296f1025/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto2_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/0ef08072005ad843a7f5d782df29af50/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto1_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/dfef530eefa5e88f98bcc9d5de92aedb/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto8_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/99cf4c677d19faff5ab1f5be9ba637e8/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto5_1280.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/4ca69f5403a3e0f10403fee1146847ce/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto4_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ed813cdbe53afaa30bfd23be4c3132bd/tumblr_nmtps72KrT1s7ygkto9_1280.png
I ain't making that puzzle desu senpai
>>378250
Indexer you're slipping
>>378250
If you were truly autistic you would. Fucking do it little bitch.
>>378230
stop or you'll trigger zuke and give her a panic attack
>>373742
>>378263
>>378276
>>378288
You better buckle up then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-otEdq-Ozo
>>378283
Nice counter 10/10 desu baka senpai
>>378303
>>378299
>desu back senpai
nice try
Der Engel des Wassers reinigt mein Herz.
>>378295
why do you continue to post such shitty low res images?
>>378318
>>378328
>>378341
>>378283
I doubt she even went to co/sug/ desu senpai let alone this place.
>try to stop fapping for a day so that I can get harder and cum buckets
>next day
>get all the horny with none of the hardness and cum
>>378321
What
>>378283
I don't think she actually lurks on /sug/. Especially on the /trash/
What a terrible thread
Aber kann sie füllen meine freie Seele mit Leben.
>>378380
Indexer and anti-Indexer are spamming threads again, just like the good ol' days.
>>378395
Hey I'm just trying to make these images more bearable, you people should be blowing my cock in shifts to show gratitude for my noble task
>>378146
god damn, that amy and sadie... shortstacks are so fucking hot.
Where do the helicopters in that promo thing come from?
Unknown?
>>378395
>good ol days
>like, a month prior to hiatus, the late night threads, and almost all /trash/ threads since /trash/'s creation just this month
Does Indexer jack off to the thought of Pearl having autism like he does?
This thread needs more Greg.
>>378321
She does the same for me.
>>378452
It's so saad that he's going to die.
>>378413
>>378414
It's great that you're posting higher-res images, but I don't think we need to treat you like a god for it. Anti-indexer is fucking butthurt, though.
I'm going to make a call-out blog about indexer.
>>378471
No, you should be bowing down to me. You're all swilling in garbage and I should be hailed as a hero
>>373882
>>378471
That guy IS anti-indexer
That's his whole game right now
>>378488
remember to link to the actual blog tho http://unindex.tumblr.com/
>>378508
No, I'M the real indexer
Everyone start putting your fingers in my asshole to show gratitude for my high res images
>>378496
>>378469
>>378413
Worthy of this board's name.
>>373962
>>378488
You have to actual receipts to make a callout post, otherwise there's no point. If the archive were still alive you could get evidence about him calling everybody niggers.
>>378559
I'm going to make indexer the next Hulk Hogan.
Jesus Christ someone just end everyone in this thread including me.
>>378566
/trash/ has forced anonymous on, so anyone could have written that post. It could've been me. Or you.
>>377995
The hiatus lasts because you touch yourself.
>>374166
>>378559
>>378566
Yeah but back then i had a trip and a name on a blue board, now i have neither on a board that exists outside most global rules, there's very little you can work with
>>378419
Fuck, i just remembered, it's from a movie trailer for dogcopter within the show.
>>378587
I mean it's probably him, masking being the anti indexer
>>378594
Wait a minute you literally made that image worse
Eat my ass
>>378611
This is too far, this is unforgivable. Just stop.
>>378611
You all are niggers
>>378611
Even notebook doodles are not safe from the mighty indexer.
>>376511
>mfw the sheer amount of autism in this thread
>>378648
i gotta lay off da dank ganja man...
>>378647
There's a reason /co/ doesn't want them.
>>378648
This is kinda horrifying
>>378658
If this were on /co/ they would've got banned already.
>>378676
Well excuse me for trying to make your images not shit, you nigger
>>378625
>>378611
What are you all even doing in here?
>>378676
The show's on hiatus, there's nothing to talk about, and being on trash gives people more freedom to shitpost and have fun.
I thought indexer was the most autistic being on 4chan... i was wrong... this autism... overwhelming...
>>378688
I'm trying to make images better for everyone and no one is appreciating my hard work
also
>.jpg
you fucking NIGGER
>>376061
>>378616
You mean i didn't stretch an image and made it blurry on purpose to fit in my autismal construction structure that makes no sense?
Man, what a fucking crime
>>378688
Thanks for fixing that, didn't notice
>>378683
>>378699
I can't even tell if this is indexer anymore, it definitely seems like it'd just be bait, but knowing the scale of his ego and autism I wouldn't be surprised if it was him
Gem save us
Take a look at what this faggot anon >>>/co/77849426 is saying
Can someone post the creepy comic about Pearl kinda raping Peridot, please?
>>378727
Are you kidding? He calls people niggers all the time for posting images that aren't up to his standards
>>378727
Sorry, would you rather dwell in .jpgs and low res images like the niggers you are?
>>378727
My ego is ecstatic as i'm watching this shit unfold
I wish they'd just ban everyone in these threads to make a point on how one person alone cannot create the mayhem that a dozen people can unleash if they work towards a common goal
>>378741
>good news about su
>coming from /co/???
I've never been so confused
I was stupid and forgot to save the past link for that futa stevonnie story, anyone got the link?
>>378741
I believe it, kicking off the year with a bomb is a thing CN would probably do. If so that's only like 4 or 5 weeks.
I CAN DO THIS. I CAN HOLD OUT.
This thread slowed down, we need to inject some hardcore drama. How about this?!
>>378944
Step it up senpai
>>377416
Yes. That's the one that looks terrible. The artist's art style is disgusting.
>>378821
we're not gonna make it
>>378961
I WILL fucking fight you anon
>>378949
I'm going to kill myself now.
the only Rose related thing I have
>>378699
JPG is the superior format for images with low gradients like that. You can have images of similar quality for a fraction of the space. Lrn2Filetypes.
>>378381
Unsere süße, kleine Wasserhexe. Der schönsten Edelstein im Raum!
hey guys it's me again! Remember my fan fiction? of course you do you love it and you love me!!!!!! I am going to re post the last chapter and then start working on a fresh one just for you!!!!!
CHAPTER 18
on a wacky gem beach, far enough away from the raging forest fire, pearl lies in the sand, staring sullenly out at the water. "What have I done? It's all gone. Everything.
My friends, my one or two true loves depending on how you look at it, the nice house i built. Well the melon people built it but i designed it and this is bullshit.
All gone." She sits up and rummages through her bag, removing her dumb idiot past self's gem and admiring it in the moonlight. "roseler could have healed you. We were
so close..." she hugs her legs and starts crying as if a bunch of dudes had just rolled up and beat the shit out of her or something. I'm talking real uncontrolled
sobbing. After a while she calms down and starts to rationalize it all. Really, had she even thought this whole thing through? If there were two pearls, which would
pretend to be rose when they bang? not her, that's for damn sure. Roseler was the real deal but something had gone horribly wrong in the process of her creation and
her kisses smelled like dead fish. Also she did not have any lips so that wasn't great. pearl listens to the sound of the waves while her breathing and whimpering
gradually slows.suddenly a crunching in the sand behind her.
"Pearl?" sapphire's voice.
The sobbing comes back in full force.
"I'm so sorry" she chokes out in between her blubbering.
"for what, pearl? What happened?" then she sees the rifle in the sand beside pearl's bag. Pearl notices too and before sapphire can think, pearl is on her, hands around
her throat. "I'm so sorry" she moans. "I'M SO SORRY" her grip tightening, sapphire's eye beginning to bulge.
The last thing sapphire hears is pearl's hysterical apology, now muffled by water.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>378987
which is funny because she looks really fucking skinny in it and it's canon
>>378944
Did someone say drama?
>>378991
>laughy saphie fucking gets it.
>laughy saphie fucking gets it.
>laughy saphie fucking gets it.
>>379041
I hate this image so much
>>377569
Well, I went and did it. The kids were fun to work with, but I don't think the instructors are happy with me.
Oh well. It's over now.
>>379056
Why's that?
>>379148
It's /ss/hit to be honest
>>378990
Sie führt ihre Kinder in die Zerkleinerungswelleewige Freiheit.
How my nignogs doing on this fine afternoon?
>>379354
Good, got off work an hour early and am eating super in from of my fireplace. Fucking freezing rain outside. How are you doing?
>>379354
Feelin' bored and alone.
Spending my time lurking one of the most autistic threads on this site as I don't fit in with any other community - it's an abstract feel.
>>379376
>>378771
Don't worry mates, desustorage exists for a reason
http://pastebin.com/RzMuYn7p
>>379354
Fine, watching malavita (the family), killing time until wing tsun class.
Just a boring afternoon i guess.
>>379354
Those are some ugly noses.
Sitting in the parking lot waiting for my shift, realizing that I put on one of my sister's shirts today (long sleeves, tight, wide neck) and that I don't completely hate it, posting on /sug/ to kill time.
How you doing, anon?
>>379404
Have you tried threads that fit your fetish on /aco/ and /d/?
>>379439
Well yes actually, on a nightly basis. Jerking it only heightens my mood for a brief period
>>379434
Fine, doing a little programming gig I got (yay for student laziness). Plan on playing Fallout 4 later and continue tagging my SU picture collection.
>>379078
see, no sweat.
the key is to save all your distress over existential meaning.
reminder
>>378991
CHAPTER 19
At the fry shack peedee and connie are inspecting the ancient mirror.
"how are we supposed to use this thing? where'd you even get it?" asks peedee, carefully choosing his words and tone to avoid getting more teeth knocked out.
"I don't know," connie says sharply "it's gem bullshit right? Isn't your idiot brother into those girl cartoons? You should know this stuff. You're really letting me
down today peedee, I'm not gonna lie. Last time I was this disappointed was when those dumb kids bungled the boston bombing. How many people died? One? That's weak.
Really makes you wonder if they loved allah enough. Do you truly love allah, peedee? Good. Here's what I want you to do. Think about the prophet mohammad and all he has
done for humanity and give that mirror a rub, just like in the movies."
Peedee gives the mirror a long, suspicious look before closing his eyes and following his instructions. Suddenly a strange face reflecting back.
"I AM LAPIZ LAZULI WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME YOU FOOL YOU HAVE 3 WISHES AND THEN I AM GOING BACK TO BED YOU UGLY KIDS YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU"
Connie snatches the mirror from peedee's hands and speaks to the genie.
"You say I have 3 wishes? For my first I wish all infidels dead"
"Granted," says the genie "it is done. All muslims in the world except you are now DEAD!" she erupts in a crazed laughter.
Connie and peedee look at each other, speechless.
"haha just kidding morons, I'm not really a genie but if you let me out of this mirror I can maybe help you out what do you say pals? deal?" lapis puts on her best
car salesman smile.
"It's a deal" exclaims connie sullenly.
>>379354
Pretty shit. Got sick last night, puked and couldn't sleep, woke up nauseated and had to skip my first two classes. Had to go teach some kids with a partner or risk doing it alone during finals week, so I went. Now it's over and I still feel awful so I'm smoking some to see if that helps.
Thanks for asking.
>>379472
it sucked then and it sucks now.
can someone tell me why i spend all my time here instead of working towards my dream?
>>379531
what's your dream anon?
>>379472
>21 minutes ago
Go get a better screenshot
>>379472
>when Steven Universe said "and that's the message that we deliver to little gems and expect them not to know how to metamorphosis a clit"
F I R E
>>379531
Your dream gas been broken for years.
>>379551
Personally what killed me was the Malachite part.
>>379547
Happy now, faggot?
>>379491
Who would've thought that what fifteen year-old Sugar drew would foreshadow her television show ten years later?
>>379531
Because deep down inside you love what you've become and hope that you can make all of your life plans fail through inaction so that you can keep blaming it on other people.
>>379531
You're bitter, broken, and hopeless so you take it out on innocent posts
I didn't know my dad browsed /sug/
God I hate the /co/ mods so much
I posted ">grr figures of speech grr" in response to someone who was being autistic about someone saying "am i the only one who blah blah" and it got deleted. Literally why? It wasn't a quality post, no, but it didn't start anything. The other persons dumb off-topic posts were left alone. My other posts in the thread were fine. Are they really that unashamed about deleting things they just personally don't like? Like it's a dumb little post but that's why it pisses me off. Don't delete shit unless there's a fucking good reason
A post like that would never be touched in any thread other than a SU one either.
>>379573
Yes sir
>>379613
well you've got the /sug/ vote
I missed the last threads.Did anything good happened?
>>379354
im doing alright, i finished my work early and hopped on dark souls 2, i plan on working on my art later, wbu faggot ?
>>379737
Too much blogging.
>>379354
Working my dick off on a paper about Islamic history.
Also what the fuck is up with Lapis's nose?
>>379762
tumblr has a way of expressing diversity through odd features in their art work
>>379657
The only vote that matters
>>379781
She looks like fucking Milhouse. That gif would easily be 10/10 cute if it weren't for that fucking nose
>>377579
as annoying as the anti indexer was the social commentary here is gold
>>379795
Yeah, I noticed after I posted it, got too distracted with Peridot's expression. Sorry mates.
>>379795
But anon
Milhouse will never be a meme
>>379354
Pretty good, wiped my hard drive clean and am organizing my XHD for more space while still keeping important stuff. Also got WinRAR and compressing everything to the fucking max for even more space.
Got some animu OSTs from my favorite shows and movies.
And I just realized now how much porn I've downloaded.
>>379762
It looks down-turned and odd for her face. Her nose is upturned and CUTE.
>>378944
The only good skinny Rose I've seen desu senpai
>>379838
There's an upcoming episode called 'Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service', get hyped.
>>379354
Why is Lapis suddenly Ray Romano?
>>379844
exactly the only character with a nose like that is Connie
>>379573
Why is it all in italics?
>>379851
I really hope it has nothing to do with the movie and was just to fuck with us.
I like Kiki's Delivery Service, but Whisper of the Heart is god-tier Ghibli.
Who wins in a fight, Sugar or Hirsch? Remember that while Hirsch has the slight physical advantage, Sugar fetishizes pain, and will draw power from any tears Hirsch sheds.
>>379865
That's just how my computer has been for years. I dunno why.
>>379865
>he doesn't know how to use the italic filter on 4chan
oh my God
>>379878
Why because he is male??? Kill yourself shitlord Rebecky always win.
>>379890
Why would I want to?
Also captcha what the fuck
Is SU a meme show?
>>379865
4chan allows HTML markup ever since /sci/ fucked with the math in JS posting and took over moderation. /trash/ doesn't have spoilers enabled but it does have font size, font color, and bold/italics.
I'm the most obnoxious person in this thread. You'll never know it's actually me...
>>379948
>...
Fuck off.
>>379948
we know it's you, indexer
>>379958
intexter...go away...
>>379942
Can you demonstrate? And that doesn't explain the italics in the post information.
>>379880
Probably you installed a font that replaced your helvetica sans-serif font, which is the font 4chan uses.
>>379994
Oh yeah I think that was it
Thanks Peridot
Been watching a lot of the old school Urusei Yatsura anime and kinda feel like drawing a gem in Lum's costume. But which one /sug/? I'm thinking Peridot but that's a given.
>>379948
mfw half of the posts in sug are indexer, but i'll never know.
>>376511
Gemtlemen, how do we remove Peridot from the show?
>>380093
Jasper with Peridot telling her its a bad idea to mix vertical and horizontal stripes
>>380104
easy, wait for her to sacrifice herself for Steven when YD appears
seriously, her days are numbered with Becky "Status Quo" Sucrose
>>380104
By giving her her own show.
>>380104
Lets get her pregnant anon, that will scare children.
>>380130
>tfw i finally made the peri pregnant shitposter shut up after ages
pls no
Would Lapis be Nonon?
Would Jasper be Gamagori?
Would Peridot be Inumuta?
>>380118
>YD appears
>Peridot immediately runs to her side
>YD asks why there is no update on the mission
>Peridot informs her the Crystal Gems got in the way
>YD calls Peridot defective for working alongside them
>Crushes her under her foot like she did with her robonoids
>Gems watch in horror as YD goes as far as to poof her and then step in her gem
>Takes shattered remains and throws them so hard into the Earth it reaches the center
>Peridot is now part of the Cluster
>She was the final ingredient to awaken it's true form
>>380152
>Lapis
>Nonon
Yeah, no. Peridot's like Nonon and Inumuta combined tho.
>>380130
Connie has dumb hair. If she didn't have bad hair I would like her a lot more.
What if Pearls gem is irreparably damaged during the fight with YD and she poofs and regenerates with a wheelchair so the show isn't ableist anymore?
>>380152
How about characters have their own personalities and not every piece of media has to follow the same cookie-cutter archetypes to the letter?
>>380188
Do you realize how fast I'd drop this fucking show?
>>380199
Jesus you autist, he was just comparing them, don't get your nipples in a twist.
>>380210
>who would Lapis be
No idea, Kek la Kek doesn't have any shitty depressive characters iirc (asides from Ryuuko near the finale of the series)
>>379573
Yotsuba B is the patrician way to view 4chan.
>>380188
>regenerates with a wheelchair
>>380188
>the writers would cripple the only majestic gem
nah if anyone would get permanent damage it'd be Amethyst
>>380239
>not tomorrow
Enjoy your eye cancer.
>>380188
>and regenerates with a wheelchair
Lets give her lupus and go full Dr house on her.
>>380250
but anon she's already got permanent damage
>>380239
>having a special snowflake theme for a board instead of just using the default
>>380238
I was thinking Ryuko desu, way overpowered compared to the other characters and a depressive emotional motherfucker most of the time.
>>380188
>regenerates with a wheelchair
I don't want this show to become Gen Zed but God I kekd
>>380267
overcooked != cracked/damaged gem
>>380275
>just using the default
what are you a nigger?
>>380275
It is an option at the bottom of the screen. Even a retarded child could figure it out, but maybe that sort of thing is too advanced for you.
>>380285
I'm talking about emotional damage
>>380288
What the fuck is wrong with her hand. Also, the style reminds me of the Palcomix shitty comic.
>>380258
>It's Gem Lupus
>>380312
I know how to do it, but I have no reason to.
>>380250
>putting it past Becky "Gas the straight men" Sugar
>>380325
that's not what this conversation was about, anon. Keep up
>>380312
Not that anon but I just started playing with it again and holy shit is Futaba horrendous
Tomorrow is rather based desu
>>380326
Did this thing get finished yet? I know it's Palcomix but I kinda like how shitty their comics are.
>>380340
It was kinda supposed to be a joke but okay
>>380354
so was my post. Keep up
what the fuck
I never realised how shit this board is, I've always jumped from /sug/ to /sug/ without giving /trash/ a proper tour and holy crap this board lives up to its name alright
this is really our purgatory, THE purgatory
>>380350
So far on page 5.
http://palcomix.com/rosememory/index.html
>Not using Photon
Yer all a bunch of squares
>>380370
it's nice when indexer doesn't shit it up
which is to say not that often
>>380372
Oh my fucking God why
>>380342
You got something against serifs, faggot?
>>380370
the fuck were you expecting in a board called /trash/, The literal dumping ground for threads mods didn't feel were worth deleting...?
Just don't leave these threads and you'll be fine.
>>380372
>that holocock
>>380378
I have bad history with Photon. I unfortunately used to browse my colorful horse board with it and I kinda blocked out all those memories.
>>380397
Yeah, I like my cocks made right!
>>380370
How is this Purgatory? Purgatory isn't that bad compared to Hell.
>>380372
>That benis
>>380406
>not cherishing all your memories on this hell of a site
>>380407
It was grammatically appropriate to use ellipses, you're contradicting your own sentiments a little here, indexer.
>>380395
Literally eye cancer. I feel like I'm reading a site put up for a junior college class project by a shitty web designer
fite me
>>380421
My porn folder certainly cherishes them.
>>380426
>a site put up for a junior college class project by a shitty web designer
Literally Moot
>>380421
Hey excuse me if I want to forget the fact I was the ultimate faggot for like 10 months.
Now I'm NOT disappointing my father. And I'm okay with that.
>>380395
it's widely known that serifs are not appropriate to use in digital text, it's harder to read on a screen.
>>380436
I kekd
>>380439
Once an ani/mlp/hucker, always an ani/mlp/hucker
[notspoiler]Believe me, I know[/notspoiler]
>>380436
>Literally Moot
Who /depressed/ here?
>>380478
Lapisfags, that's for sure
>>380478
I was, but not anymore
Thank you Celexa
I just put on Photon, how fucking disgusting. Tomorrow is nice but is hard to read for me I wish the text wasn't fucking bright white.
>>380478
I don't know if the condition I have would properly be classified as Depression or something else. I know there's something going on, but I don't know what, and that just makes it worse.
But let's not blog.
to end it all forever
https://strawpoll.me/6154834
>>380106
I've never drawn Jasper but I'll give it a shot
>>380509
The only good theme was the Halloween theme, period.
Tomorrow makes my eyes incredibly tired
>>380540
You should go to bed then.
>>380491
I want this meme to stop, Lapisfags are not depressed they're all attentionwhore meme fags who don't have any problems and like a dumb character.
>>379737
some really cool guy is writing an amazing fan fiction and posting it as he goes it is truly genius 10/10 i read it every night
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