/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Planet Earth is Blue Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Pearl is best gem
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Would you rather rape Jasper or have her rape you?
What's your favourite music genre, or subgenre? Mine's prog.
>>372388
Prog what?
Horrible thread edition, please delete and make a new one OP.
>>372135
Where is the rest of this image?
:^o
>>372373
Pearl is so cute.
>>372402
DUDE
>>372402
DUDE WEED LMAO
Kill yourself, degenerate.
>>372358
AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
>12 posts
>9 IPs
Who are these samefagging LOSERS?
>>372402
JUST
>no "TUMBLR" spammers
>/trash/ moderation responds to reports
>can make new threads at image limit without waiting for page 10
>18+ image posting is allowed but generally not spammed
>thread quality's jumped
Did /sug/ die? Is /trash/ really heaven?
Oh wait, we're still on hiatus.
>>372402
Dank thread?
>>372401
Wheres that from
>>372425
>>/trash/ moderation responds to reports
How so?
>>372415
THOUGH I'M PAST ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES
Lapis is a card carrying member of Densa.
>>372402
That Ruby and Sapphire shit cracked me up. The thought of them not knowing if they are actually fused is hilarious
Hi! My name is- Huh? My name is- Who? My name is- Sh- Shicka- Sardonyx!
>>372457
>desu
>>372442
I'M FEELING VERY STILL
>>372402
>ask friends for a marijuana contact
>get the name of the dealer
>report the dealer to crime stoppers
>just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence
>act pissed off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested
>>372457
That will never sit on your face.
Whoever got me going on the SU Eminem thing is gonna regret it in a few minutes
Amethyst ate all the cookie cats and got a wicked bad tummy ache.
>>372478
Good job turning in that disgusting vermin.
>>372409
>>372411
Guess im posting more dank ayy lmaos just for you.
>>372468
She isn't smart.
>>372475
AND I THINK MY SPACESHIP KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO
>>372497
Kek hurry i gotta sleep soon.
>>372506
I disagree.
Reminder this exists:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/66344791/Moonbase%20Oddity/Moonbase%20Oddity.mp3
>>372512
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER VERY MUCH, SHE KNOWS
>>372542
I fucking hate this artist's Lapis.
>>372498
Those were for Steven you stupid bitch.
Where mah gang at?
>>372567
Your preference is wrong.
So how would Stevonnie, Garnet or anyone bear Homeworld's ability to stop all momentum and throw them away or slam them into whatever they want? It doesn't seem like something the Crystal Gems can prepare for and can easily subdue them all provided there's a Homeworld gem for each Crystal Gem.
>>372619
>bear
*beat
Oops.
>>372567
>implying pic related isn't great
>>372542
I do not agree with your assertion that Lapsi is stupid.
>>372626
The artist just made Lapis an edgy sarcastic bitch. I get that Lapis has next to no canon personality, but for the artist to just insert her own unlikable personality is a bad move.
>>372626
Smart ass bitch Lapis is my favorite.
>>372518
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Steven Universe please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Steven Universe please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never seen a half Gem before,
jaws all on the floor like Pearl and Garnet just walked through the door and started whooping her ass worse than before, they first got divorced,
throwing her over gem towers
It's the return of the "oh wait no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Lapis Lazuli says
Nothing you idiots, Lapis Lazuli's dead, she's Malachite now (haha)
Geminest women love Steven U
*chicka chicka* "I'm sick of him, walking around grabbin his you know what
flickin the you know who"
"Yeah but he's so cute tho"
Yeah I probably got a couple screws up in my head loose
but it's no worse than what's going on inside Ruby's bedroom
Sometimes I just wanna get on the megaphone and let loose
but I can't but it's cool for Vidalia to hump a saw-tooth
my gem is on your lips, my gem is on your lips,
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little gems and expect them not to know how to metamorphosis a clit
Of course they're gonna know how to fuse with force by the time they crash from space, they know the end of Jailbreak, don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us half gems who heal other gems up and restore their hope
Well if mom can hump these animals and make mammals
There's no reason that a gem and another gem can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Pearls wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Steve Universe, the real Steve Universe
all you other Steve Universe's are just imitating
so won't the real Steven U please stand up?
Please stand up?
I feel like I could've done better but it's 3 am here, don't judge me.
>>372644
But she's not a smart ass in that. She's just being an insufferable asshole abusing the infinite patience Steven has to be a dick while contributing nothing.
Anyone got more of Pearl with baby Steven?
>>372649
Okay I'm crying anon
10/10
>>372498
good
guess we got to get our asses up and go get more cause some walking garbage disposal decided to eat the only thing Steven loved to eat
>>372649
>Sometimes I just wanna get on the megaphone and let loose
>but I can't but it's cool for Vidalia to hump a saw-tooth
I forgot how good most of Eminem's stuff is.
>>372678
Most of the stuff I can find is sad.
Eminem sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper.
>:^)>
Dammit /sug/ I wanted to take a comfy bath but there's no water again. ;_;
>>372649
Holy fucking shit anon, that took some commitment
someone cap this
>>372649
fukn 10/10
>>372628
If anyone in this show is stupid, it's her. She is endlessly entertained by fart jokes, she capitulates to authority figures, she thought she could reach another celestial body simply by building a tall enough tower, and she chose an eternity of rape under the sea instead of just letting the CG beat Jasper up.
>>372718
thats why you shower together, so everyone can enjoy!
>>372649
What do I need to have in order to be able to enjoy this?
my earliest memory was a plaid couch
>>372649
I don't listen to black people music.
>>372727
Man, how the fuck did she travel in space with wings made of water?
>>372678
mainly only have sad/bad Pearls, but I got this
>>372739
4 real nigga injections over the course of 2 weeks
>>372739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7KEuKKuuas
this, I guess
>>372739
A human soul.
Who's Slim Shady?
>>372745
>eminem
>black people music
I've never even seen a black person listen to shady
>>372757
I tried to listen to it while playing the song, but it didn't work. Did I need to have previous experience with the song?
>>372718
>Again
Where do you live where that's a regular problem?
![38 - The Test.mp4_snapshot_03.09_[2015.09.13_10.04.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJm4iri.jpg "38 - The Test.mp4 snapshot 03.09 [2015.09.13 10.04.48]")
>>372757
Surely everyone heard that song a million times back in the day that they don't need to be reminded of it.
>>372748
She is equipped with an Alcubierre drive.
Also maybe there is another galaxy warp in the solar system.
>>372649
>and that's the message that we deliver to little gems and expect them not to know how to metamorphosis a clit
I need to lie down
>>372779
That's the joke.
>>372727
Lapis does not think rationally under pressure.
>>372731
But I live with my grandpa, I'm not into that.
>>372790
Spicland, in an apartment complex originally built by the government in the 80's, so you can picture the quality of the facilities. Yay for the student life!
>>372649
It's not really too funny until you imagine Steven's voice actually rapping it and him in the music video.
Steven with bleached blonde hair and a wife beater when?
>>372718
Try an ice bath, keeps the blood pumping. They're definitely an acquired taste but they can be refreshing.
>>372741
I'm not good with tactile memory. Mine's a pair of corduroy overalls I had when I was two or three.
>>372814
>But I live with my grandpa, I'm not into that.
Well that's just being selfish. Have you asked your grandpa whether he's into it?
>>372831
Ah, I don't even have a baththub, it's just that in spanish "bath" is used both for shower and tub bath.
>>372805
For some reason that pic reminds me of Alana from Saga.
>>372857
Don't post it on Reddit.
Christ's sake, nobody post it on Reddit.
>>372868
Wrong pic, whatever, it's a party.
>>372868
>4u
>>372847
Is there more of this?
>>372649
Because no one else did it
>>372873
Seconded please don't put me on reddit twice in like two days
>>372873
What if I give it a really shitty title so no one will upvote it, preventing people viewing the front page from seeing it and preventing someone else from posting it?
>>372891
>using tomorrow
eggy
>>372891
>21 minutes ago
Fucking kill yourself redditshitter. Never take screenshots of 4chan posts with that enabled.
>>372748
a broad understanding of aerodynamics
>>372894
Bits made new pearl, holy shit its cute as fuck.
>>372906
Not him, but why exactly is this an issue? Just because you want to know the date?
>>372875
>>372917
That's nice but why are you tagging me
Sir I believe there's been a mistake
>>372927
Yes. The date is important.
>>372923
Well then let them do whatever the fuck they want; it's not like we can prevent someone from posting it over there, stop acting all "muh sekrit club"
>>372938
Oh I thought i deleted that. Just wanted a quickly post.
>>372941
I would ask why, but I'm just gonna leave it at that and take your word for it
>>372940
>>372958
It's all good senpai
SCHLLP
>>372967
Really, how is Pearl to know when a child is too old for you to watch them sleep?
>>372949
There are literally zero downsides to a muh sekrit club attitude.
am I doing it right?
>>372949
>stop acting all "muh sekrit club"
Every time a 4chan post hits the front page, /co/sug/ threads get shitted up for a few hours. It's a reoccurring pattern. We're separate chunks of the same fanbase and it's better if we're not mashed together.
Site-nationalism and fanbase segregation preserves website, board, and thread culture for all involved. There's nothing wrong with it.
>>372979
Not too many upsides though. Usually when a redditor actually gets interested enough to come here they're scared off nearly immediately. Also, it's hard for anyone who doesn't browse often to even find the /trash/can here.
>>372974
and bellyrubs!
>>372978
when theyre old enough to tell you its a little weird
>>372978
There's this thing called Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
>>372965
I love the idea of Pearl meeting baby Steven for the first time, thinking of Rose, and a moment later being utterly repulsed by the various biological functions of human babies.
I want a flashback, dammit!
>>373008
This is why we need more Greg episodes.
>>373000
>wanting more people here, especially from reddit
>>>/reddit/
![13 - So Many Birthdays.mp4_snapshot_03.50_[2015.08.27_07.27.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2y2UgCe.jpg "13 - So Many Birthdays.mp4 snapshot 03.50 [2015.08.27 07.27.46]")
>>372997
Good thing we aren't on /co/, then!
I want Lapis to cut my neck and stop just before it's fatal!
nefurr furrget
>>373024
same!!!
>>373000
What's your point? We want fewer people here, and we only want the right people. Eugenics for imageboard dynamics is a good thing.
>>372649
Boy I can't wait to post this on reddit and get a bunch of upvotes!!! :^)
>>373000
>>372997
I was generally on late night /co//sug/ threads because of my work schedule. Hadn't found these threads here until about a week ago.
>>373051
Been enjoying you guys for a while and I can tell who are the ones who have stuck around.
Secret club stuff is no good though, defeats the purpose of these boards because then your speaking with specific people everyday and not anons.
>>373081
Reddits dumb anyways.
What is with all the baby Steven and Pearl pics?
>149 posts
>18 IPs
Holy shit get a life
>>373103
Fuck got class in 5 hours.
Good night /sug/.
>>373162
That Steven scares the shit out of me.
>>373180
How so?
>>373146
Same, all these single mom pearl pics, heh.
Okay last attempt, Cleaned up Pearl a lot.
I think I'm getting better but I'm pretty slow.
I tend to give up when I get stuck, kinda hard to get motivated lately.
>>372917
I love bit's pearl!
Good night.
Any one have pics of the Crystal Gems and Steven in different clothes?
>>373250
>>373260
First post didn't link for some reason.
>>373267
>>373281
>>373286
>>373293
>>373299
>>373305
>>373327
>>373329
>>373217
Just keep working on your art, you'll get better the more you draw.
>>373250
I got some more of Steven.
>>373347
Kewl!
>>373347
And I forgot to choose a file.
>>373352
>>373349
You know, that's a pretty sensible club.
>>373217
Are you me? As soon as I get stuck and see that what I'm drawing sucks I delete the whole thing and take a nap.
>>373349
Wait, what's the club with free snacks and tea.
>>373373
>>373363
I would join.
>>373379
>>373384
I think it was Pearl's fencing club.
>>373267
I still haven't seen a single image of Amethyst using her whip for S&M
>>373394
So the clubs are the standing against a wall club, the get punched in the face and ribs club and the get stabbed in the chest but you get free sandwiches and tea club?
>>373424
>>373410
I remember there was one image where Peridot was enjoying being tied by Amethyst, who looks confused.
>>373434
Yep
>>373447
>>373450
>>373447
This is the closest I've got.
If anybody has the whip one, feel free to share it. I need to fantasize|probably masturbate to something.
>>373460
>yfw Steven had to RIP AND TEAR the judges to win that HUGE trophy
>>373447
>>373470
This one?
>>373477
Or this one?
>>373473
Yeah look at Amethyst we need more Sexy Outfits!
>>373473
need more nurse pearl.
>>373489
Hot Nurse Pearl
>>373485
>amethyst takes care of you win sexy outfit
>she an bearable tease but actually is taking care of you because you're really are under the weather.
>she doing a great job too.
Confused boner is funny.
>>373473
>>373477
Was thinking of that one>>373480
>>373508
>>373485
>>373489
>yfw Connie and Steven fight side by side against YD along with CG's
>yfw Connie delivers the killing blow
>yfw YD explodes like a concussion grenade, knocking Steven unconscious.
>yfw Connie follows him around days after he recovers, yet doesn't seem to interact with the Gems
>Connie's birthday a week later
>"Hey Pearl, what did you get Connie for her birthday?"
>"You know, you've been to mine! Balloons, clowns, people you've never met giving you presents?"
>"...Steven, where do you think we are?"
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU[/spoiler]
I heard you faggots like Stevonnie for some reason that isn't porn.
>>373514
>>373537
>>373536
That is Amazing!
>>373536
hahaha holy SHIT
>tfw I like both Undertale and Steven Universe
Who here /doubletumblr/?
>>373557
Why?
>>373552
What the bloody hell is that thing?
>>373557
Nice revenant pic, you know they have jetpacks now?
>>373572
Because I like shows and games where gruff white guys aren't the stars, and women and people of color can be represented equally.
But in all seriousness, I love the music in both.
>>373557
Alphys best girl fuck the haters.
>>373497
Thanks mate, my OCD was finally useful.
>>373575
If Steven and Connie and babby, hypothetical child would be a mini stevonni or 'steboni' who is hyperactive monkey who gets in cute kids trouble and blah blah blah, adventure.
>>373595
So it's Goku as a chick?
>>373586
Sadly I don't see any replay over the years to come. Music seems legit though.
>>373603
hmm, I guess. It fun and cute and I want to brush her hair. That's all I care about
>>373591
Is there a link to where I can download all of this from you?
>>373557
aaaaaaaaaaaaayyy
>>373623
Well, all the images are clumped into a fuckhuge folder called "SU" and tagged with XnView (I don't even know if it embeds the tags on the images or has a separate database), so uploading would be kind of a problem. Besides, it's not completed yet (you can see many categories with no elements) and I wouldn't feel comfortable providing you with some half-sorted mess.
>>373631
Why do you think Pearl keeps getting in trouble with the law? Is it the only way she can see Garnet because she avoids her until she cleans up her act?
>>373663
>>373485
>>373485
Bunnies
>>373485
Swimsuits
>>373721
>>373485
Everyone
Pole dancer pearl when?
>>373496
Steven and The Stevens!
>>373733
I don't mind being thrown in the broom/coat closet to snu snu with jasper or amethyst.
>>373485
Lapis and The Lazulis
Indexer is probably gonna rip us all a new asshole.
>>373723
das hot af
>>373770
Like your pic too
>>373800
>>373557
>>373633
not looking forward to genocide run.
>>373796
Thinking of winter...
>>373808
>>373814
I love the way sugar draws garnet, its lewd.
I want her to whisper and tease me.
>>373825
>>373823
I love the grin she gives her.
Crystal shits move aside, Homeworld coming through
>>373859
>>373873
>>373889
That was an ordeal. Hope thwt guy and anyone else liked this.
Crystal fucks leave, this is a [spoiler]/freak/[/spoiler] Homeworld thread now.
>>373936
elo elo is this a not so secret freak up
>>373962
You fucking know it.
>>373976
Loud and proud
>>373980
Where's the dong senpai?
>>373994
here's the dong
>>374011
Thanks.
So, "The Answer" huh?
>>374018
'the answer' is simple anon, even giant woman need snuggling
>>374042
>>374049
>>374021
I could pat that chest main for hours, fuck
>>374018
What about it?
>>374166
okay that's actually kinda sweet
genuine compliments are so rare
>>374208
Aw.
>>374166
More of this guys
>>374125
I think that Rebecca's boarding that one. Just an impression I got.
>>373733
>That Stevonnie bulge
>>374368
That's actually there shorts.
It's poofy around the thighs for some reason.
>>373733
>Alexandrite
BEST GIRL
E
S
T
G
I
R
L
>>373733
Malachite and Sardonyx should be there
This is a Steven Universe general, mods please delete this.
>>374403
Delete What?
Is there any way that Steven could help Pearl get over Rose?
>>374513
Dick.
>>374513
Give her something with equal value and feeling, and even then some, ONLY THEN will she slowly pass, and let the old fire burn out
but shit, gonna take awile
>320 posts
>31 IPs
Why
>>374542
Conversations between Anons
>>374536
What do you think it could be?
Reminder
Garnetfags = lawful dank
Lapisfags = true dank
Amyfags = chaotic dank
Stevenfags= lawful meme
Fangfags = true meme
Fusionfags = chaotic meme
Perifags = lawful cancer
Pearlfags = true cancer
Freaks = chaotic cancer
Could any of the Crystal Gems possibly defeat King?
>>374618
Of course not, King is the strongest man in the world.
>>374565
The answer to all wounds that cant be patched up with band aids and spit shines
Time. And love.
Steven will always be willing to hold Pearls hand in her times of need, ready to stand by her side when she kneels a bit too low with the memory of her past lover weighing her down like dropping a brick on a ant.
And over time, Steven will open Pearls eyes on herself. Pearl will stop needing someone to lean on and to tell her shes great, cause with the right push she now knows shes perfect the way she is. That shes always been strong.
It'll take awhile, might take Steven a life time, but she'll learn to stand tall on move on.
>>374624
Could Steven's bubble block out the King Engine? Is he a match, he's half gem so we don't know the extent of his power.
>>374640
I don't think Steven's bubble is sound proof.
>>374644
What about when he trapped himself in the bubble and had to write on the inside to communicate, and he caused Onion to sink a boat?
Where
are
the
scripts.
>>374618
I don't think their gems could survive the sheer pressure the King Engine exudes.
>>374756
>tfw, little did I know this would be the last time I ever get to see her give off a genuine happy smile
I should have done more
good morning sug.
how did you sleep?
>>374866
>Didnt sleep, been up for a full day
>Got work in a hour
>ten hour shift
on the bright side no nightmares!
I bet some people in this thread aren't even dank. Fucking tools...
I want Pearl to wake Steven up in the middle of the night to stick her cock in his mouth.
Damn, this is the slowest I've ever seen /sug/, even in the morning.
>>371095
You awake yet
I want to bully Lauren Zuke!
>>374878
that sucks anon, i hope you have it easy today.
>>375032
time for midget porn then.
>>372478
>live in state where weed is legal
>get high when ever I feel like
DUDE
>>375129
who doesn't
Help me out /sug/ Which do you guys think looks better?
>>372478
...SMOKERS ARE JOKERS!
>>375140
You don't need to smoke dope if you aren't a fucking loser tho.
>>372805
I just had a Sandman flashback. That being said, who drew this?
>>375158
the 2nd one
>>375221
The first one was what he originally showed me, second is based on my input. Do you think the second one looks too dark?
>>375238
I haven't been on /trash/sug/ in about two weeks because I've been so busy. Nice to stop in again. Funny how there are two max image threads besides this one still active, kek!
Plenty for me to look at.
I made this a while back
>>375168
Great logic there, Pythagoras. Who actually needs to smoke? Most smokers do it because they like it.
>>375301
Jasper's Gem is too big, and her smile looks a bit weird, otherwise pretty okay.
Wooooow, is the human sexual capacity really nothing more than cumming on sexy gem feet and ayyy lmaoing?
>>375425
Is that a [spoiler]thumbnail?[/spoiler]
>>375440
It's the biggest size I could manage to get from soup. If you can get a bigger size I'd be happy to have it.
Did Rose and Greg ever get married?
Does anyone have any cozy gem pics? ;_; Perferably the crystal gems and a white/solid BG? I want a new winter BG for my laptop. It'd replace pic related.
>>372649
Jesus, someone actually typed all that out
color me impressed
Post some watermelon Rose fanart.
>>375765
Master race edition.
Thoughts? Low-res as fuck but I'll post the high-res once I confirm.
>>375777
Garnet's hair makes no sense as a white.
>>375777
Looks like fucking mayonnaise
>>375777
The distance between her eyes is way to far in this.
Are there even any people here?
>>375950
No people. Only clods.
>>375950
Yeah.
I'm starting to get a bit tired of this hiatus though.
>>375950
Very few, I'm bored myself. So I'll post a totally relevant foot job gif.
Give me feet anons.
>>373666
Profiling.
>>375983
with the hiatus a lot of SU content has been slowed down, these generals are getting pretty bland
>>373642
I like the grandma Gems designs.
why is amy so neglected? i want her to be happy and loved. she deserves to be happy.
>>373642
These are pretty nice. That Pearl looks like a mix of pilot Pearl and show Pearl.
>>376049
>Nothing but steers and queers
Well, we don't look much like steers, so I guess that kind of narrows it down.
>>376111
I just assumed we all loved fusing
>>364972
First it was a webm and not a gif
Second Do it yourself you lazy asshole
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7CB20748DAB3FF376F6F19389E7CDDD6CBDFA410&dn=aliq+steven+universe+s02e21+catch+and+release+1080p+web+dl+x264&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce
>>375168
>>375335
Why do you hate us smokers so much weed hating anon. Its just a small part time hobby that relaxes me at the end of a work day.
I don't let it fuck up my life by staying high all the time because I have shit I have to do.
Maybe you've meet some over the top shit pot heads in your life but some of us just enjoy smoking.
>>376156
But we're not even fighting, we're just... You know.
>>375798
Not a fan of futa but you draw very well and would like to follow your art blog.
Pic is great. Good job.
>>376179
I hate smokers in general, but potheads are just more obnoxious because they love to talk about it like it's fucking great. Personally I think something wrong with you if you need it to "help you relax" in the first place.
>>375168
>dope
Overage pls go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgs8aT2MuFw
>>376182
This scene has served to confuse me and Steven to no end.
>>376193
Not my art, I just commissioned it. Here is where you can follow him however.
http://gnome-no.soup.io/
High res of SFW.
>>376202
Disgusting
>>376207
You know... for kids!
>>376207
Anon, you are not 10. You know exactly what's going on.
>>376214
Control yourself anons, such a lust.
>>376182
She's making two janken rocks with her hands. Because Ruby and Sapphire are rocks.
>>376226
Futa version, for those of you enlightened enough to enjoy such a thing.
>>376182
Fusing is not for sexual is what your trying to day.
>>376214
I need to make a soup...
I have a few vanilla pics of Pearl licking a D happy I meaning to finish....
>>376179
Who is the artist of the evil looking Pearl and is there more of her?
I hate that I'm having this idea because of how cheesy it sounds in my head but could we get pearl smoking a bong but the way it's presented she's only doing it for escape? A high look but kind of dejected at the same time?
>>376252
Do it faggot. I'll follow you. It's better than Tumblr anyway, no SJW morons hounding artist.
>>376182
Open carrying is not a crime peridot. You're anti-fun ways is poisonous...
Garnet is a law abiding, strong independent gem.
>>376258
I rather see Pearl meditate or train than smoke escape. Sadly people forget her shaolin ballet ways...
>>376266
That's hot
>>376266
>calls people degenerates and such
>posts Splatoon porn
My sides
>>376259
>That's how you know posting is getting good
/sug/ is made of love.
>>376198
Its not a need, I don't have anxiety attacks or any of that bullshit. I don't smoke because I want to be edgy and delve out of my reality.
Its no different to me than enjoying a cup of tea a cigar, watching a show or playing a game.
I don't pressure people into smoking cause some people just don't like the feeling and I can respect that.
There's lots of every day smokers like that, not everyone's such a fucking tool.
>>376327
Something tells me he won't listen to reason.
>>376327
I had a female cousin that would pester me to smoke with her every single time we hung out. It was fucking obnoxious. Probably a good thing I never did because we might of fugged or something.
>>376337
Fite me kiddo. I just observe that smokers are usually dirty degenerates so I view them as dirty degenerates.
>>376221
But but, children's show...
Hand signals that unquestionably imply lesbian sex. Steven's embarrassment confirms the relation.
Sometimes as this show goes on and stuff comes up like that I have trouble telling apart /sug/ memes and what is actually cannon.
>>376349
Was your female cousin at least somewhat attractive?
>>376353
Yeah, that scene surprised me too, but it was pretty funny. I wonder if it'll get censored when other countries get to that part.
>>376366
She was a year older than me, fairly attractive, and has large breasts. We hung out a lot growing up and there was sexual tension.
She has a law degree now.
>>376372
Well, anon, I know fucking relatives is weird and all, but I think you should've gone for it. It's better than your sibling which is more of a chance of making fucked up children if your condom busts.
>>376233
I can only enjoy futa if they have vaginas.
>>376395
That ship has sailed. I actually have like 4 different female cousins that are ridiculously attractive. It's probably for the best not to fuck them just because people are bound to find out.
>>376401
How do you know she doesn't have one in this picture?
>>376410
If your female cousins have big mouths then you're right.
>>376418
I just can't enjoy futa if I can't see their vaginas, I don't know why.
>>376349
Sounds like you cousin was just obnoxious.
To her though it probably wasn't much more than her just wanting to share her hobby with you, kind of like when your a fan of a show or game and try to get friends into it.
Not understanding or not caring how pushing it would make you uncomfortable.
I smoke around some friends who don't enjoy smoking. Don't really ask them to smoke but they know its an option to them so that's good enough.
Also smoking doesn't fuck with you enough to make you do something you don't want to like having sex with your cousin. Just kinda makes you lazy and not want to do much.
>>376401
Vagina futas ruin it for me. Just seems too unnatural for me to get into it.
/sug/ is problematic.
>>376444
Same
>>376446
When will tumblr make a callout blog about us?
>>376349
>observation
>???
>conclusion
Opinion discarded
>>376446
/sug/ is fucking great. I can talk about weird shit without getting judged face to face.
>>376444
GAAAY
>>376473
Anon, you can tell me about the time you had a gay experience with your step-brother and I still wouldn't judge you.
Although if you start spouting shit about how you only like SU because it "gives people of color" the spotlight I may ridicule you for being a misguided SJW.
>>376179
Maybe you don't smoke enough to be the type of good-for-nothing pothead that I dislike so much, but generally the pothead personality type is directly proportional to the amount of pot you smoke. The less pot one smokes the better.
That's kind of true of alcohol as well though.
I think recreational drugs should primarily or only be used socially. Using them as an escape isn't healthy IMHO.
>>376444
well then it's just a tranny or a newhalf, futa's are hermaphrodites
>>376497
Nigger no one here is trying to apply real world logic to this. Tranny implies that it's a male pretending to be a female however.
A futa is a fictional female character with a dick, you don't need to overthink it .
>>376493
I just like that the purple people eaters are finally being given recognition don't judge me.
New thread to post dank memes in
>>376511
>>376504
don't pop a blood vessel my man , you don't need to overthink it
>>376475
No, for me the vagina has to be visible or I can't fap to it.
>>375500
Nope, Steven is a bastard, except he knew his dad instead of his mom.
>>376202
super kawaii bruv
>>376510
>Using anything as an "escape" is kinda unhealthy by definition. If there wasn't an issue you wouldn't need to escape.
Well, yeah. That's my point. Recreational drugs are often used as escapes when people should be coming to terms with or trying to change whatever it is they are escaping from. The only practical thing I recognize about recreational drugs is their utility in social situations.
