ERP Thread
Stocking Booty Edition
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>>3363828
First for dinosaurs are the best.
>>3363828
God I love that ass....
Hell I'd fuck any ass at this point.
Loli, shota, trap and etc.
>>3363849
>Slurps even louder in your mansion.
>>3363632
>Turns around and places her hands over her large posterior.
Oh, you're that human! I guess I owe it to you to let you finish up in my mouth, right?
Second for best Youkai
>>3363732
"Hmph. Go ahead. All of Trixie's fans call themselves Great and Powerful, and unless you also start a magic show, then it shouldn't be a problem. If Trixie sees or hears you doing ANY kind of stage magic, she will send her 'second-rate' lawyer for you, Dio."
>>3363742
"Just popping in!"
>>3363887
Still best Youkai
>>3363882
>Plugs ears
>Nails door shut
>>3363882
>Grabs your breast.
>>3363897
He literally had a pigeon fly out of his hat. That's what started this whole thing.
>>3363897
Maybe tomorrow, if you're around longer, we can revisit that fun Chrysalis idea with the hive having tease&denial slaves.
>>3363897
Not as tough as you like to flaunt around, are you? Giving up so easily, I'm surprised.
You're not the only ones with fans, dear. I'm sure you've never even been on television with such a commoner's outfit. You're out of your league.
>>3363882
>Exhausted after work head pats the plankton
>>3363883
Mhm, I'd certainly like that!
>He still kept his hands over her ass for a moment, but did hook a finger into her horn.
>>3363887
>Second
>>3363732
>Rachel continues petting the bunny, her face still blank. She rests her cheek on her fist, completely unfazed by the owl.
Though I must admit, while your act did not have its intended effect, it's quite humorous to see yourself doing such a thing.
>>3363912
>Smashes wall open with the washing machine
>>3363925
>She slurps her cup and makes a light gasp.
>>3363979
Evening Mister Bones
>>3363936
"Did he? Was he selling tickets?"
>>3363968
"We'll see! T&D is always fun."
>>3363971
"Oh, and what are you? A trapeze artist? That outfit is something out of an 80's hip hop music video." Trixie crosses her arms and smirks. "You are out of Trixie's league. And your hat is stupid."
>>3364051
>Continues groping their chest without a care in the world.
>>3364110
>T&D is always fun
It is a particular favorite of mine. And you're the best domme in the group.
>>3363746
>Though she wasn't one to look deep into visually appealing bodies, she couldn't help but feel excitement to have this powerful, confident looking man have his way with her. Her body seemed to indicate the same, and she found herself, without putting too much thought to it, lying on her back, legs open, exposing the most sacred part of her body to him. Her eyes went wide at the sight of his own; its size certainly matched his large physique, and she quivered at the idea of it going inside of her. She could barely hear his comforting words as the member penetrated inside of her wet, pulsing hole.
E-even if you spoil me like this...becoming one with me might be a bit more than you can handle, human...
>Although her mind truly was rattled from the pleasure her body felt, the pained expression on her face hid a smile that turned wry. As he ventured inside the girl, the light, imperceptible pulsing of her inner walls as they gripped tightly onto his cock was surely just the blood flowing like mad through her body and not the intentional contraction of muscles.
>>3364110
No, why would he need to? Have you seen the guy? He's loaded. And he turns things into raptors.
>>3364013
>He sighs and sits down, all of the animals besides the bunny in her lap turning back into dinosaurs and skittering away.
>>3364015
Hey, all I said was I was against it.
I'm not God, she doesn't have to listen to me.
Yeesh. It's like you g-
>>3364051
What the fuck have you done to my wall!?
>>3364110
I'm a horse jockey. The best in the world, even. I'd imagine a horse-beast like yourself would find that surprising.
And, to correct you, I'm from 1890, not 1880.
ARMS WIDE OPEN
I STAND ALONE
I'M NO HERO
AND I'M NOT MADE OF STONE
RIGHT OR WRONG
I CAN HARDLY TELL
I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE INTERNET
AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF 4CHAN
>>3364004
I'm sure you'd like that, well let me assume the position, or whatever.
>Sticks her tongue out and gets to her knees in front of him.
>Looking up at the bulge already forming in his pants.
>>3363849
>Insults you lovingly
>>3364133
Does it feel nice?
>She scratches her head, looking toward you.
>>3364205
I hate being alone for so long, Only way I could get out of this prison.
>>3364110
>You are out of Trixie's league.
This implies that he is superior to you and above your lower league of play. The appropriate turn of the phrase would be "Trixie is out of your league." then call him a faggot.
>>3364286
Good.
>Watching the troll kneel before him again, he tried not to waste time too much, unfastening his pants to pull that fat cock out to press against her lips.
>>3363922
Ruby
>>3364013
>>3364205
(I just realized I didn't finish what I was going to write)
>He sighs and sits down, all of the animals besides the bunny in her lap turning back into dinosaurs and skittering away.
I'm sure it must be. I, the great Dio, acting like a clown. I swear, this place has changed me for the worse.
Is there anything you enjoy besides sweets, by chance?
>>3364327
>Flicks your head
>>3364348
More repairs...
>>3364169
"Thank you for the kind words, Anonymous. Even though Trixie already knows it!"
>>3364190
"He must've got loaded from stealing the ideas of other people. And raptors? How peculiar."
>>3364205
"Trixie isn't a horse-beast; she is Equestrian, and the best magician in the world, and we are done talking. You will not sell any tickets or merchandise containing the words 'Great and Powerful', understood?"
>>3364353
"That's what Trixie meant! She isn't wrong."
>>3364348
It does actually feel nice and soft.
>I move my hand under your shirt, grabbing your bare breast.
>>3364070
Blake would be nice
>>3364386
>Looks up at him and then feels his cock flop out of his pants against her face.
>Takes no time at all to wrap her lips around the head, running her tongue around it teasingly.
Mmnnf~
>>3364413
No.
You might as well contact your lawyers right now.
The fact that you're so up in arms about it only makes me want it more.
Get used to just being "Trixie," because the title is mine.
>>3364413
Well I'll keep my fingers crossed that tomorrow you have time to be T&D Chryssie.
>>3364403
I was being nice!
>>3364496
The face of a killer.
>>3364173
Hah....I trust my constitution...but let me spoil you more, alright?
>It wasn't arcane knowledge or an incredibly amount of experience or even conceited arrogance that spurred Gran's words forth, but a sheer, infectious cheerfulness that he wanted to share with his partner. As he bottomed out within her, splitting her wide open with his decently sized tool, the tight and almost impossible gripping upon his girth beat his mind with a proverbial bat of lust and pleasure. He wished only to share the feeling with the girl, so despite this he pushed onward to extend into a kiss. His tongue licked the outside of her lips, doing it's best it can as he was drugged by her absolute sexuality. Between the sweet pheromones filling his nostrils and the vice grip upon him as he pulled outwards with all his bullish strength, he couldn't imagine a more desirable woman in this moment. A weak hand outstretched weighed down by the heavy pleasure draining his energy to again grab at the anchor of her breast, masterfully kneading the small amount of fat around to hear her crying. His hips continued, delving the depths of her nethers, melting away in the heat of her sex.
>>3364413
Yeah, I suppose that's one way of looking at it. The other way is that he's not exactly eating peanut butter crackers. He's got fancy food. Even threw a party, got his mansion burned, and immediately had another one built.
>>3364461
Forgot my pic.
>>3364496
Insulting me won't get you anywhere, Chara. I've taught you how to speak nicely to people.
>>3364513
That's not even how it works. I just want the title because she wants it.
>>3364403
You have the money don't you?
>>3364435
Is that normal? I wouldn't know I've only touched one person.
>Her nipple stiffens and she looks at you.
You're cold.
>>3364467
"Do you really want to be associated with that name? Do you even -know- what happens in A Great and Powerful Magic Show? It's not magic."
>>3364472
"See you then, maybe!"
>>3364513
"No. Trixie always had G&P with her family. It runs back to her oldest ancestors! Who were also in show business."
>>3364531
"Trixie sort of knows about the mansion. A friend shared some of the loot she stole while the place was burning down. Trixie bought a new cape with it."
>>3364403
>Rachel gently picks up the bunny and lowers it to the ground, allowing it to scurry off with the others. She closes her eyes and, for the first time today, she cracks a smile.
It suits you well.
>She then places her hand on her chin, thinking about his question for a short moment.
Hmm. Teatime.
>>3364461
>Keeping a hold of her horns, he pulls her right back in towards him, so he could enjoy her entire mouth. Like he knew she could handle. At least for a little while.
Ghh, There ya go, that's good~
>>3364015
But... I'm not? I said she was 'almost' too cute to lewd.
Picking an ava is the first step though~
>>3364051
Evening FF, I hope you've had a swell day today!
>>3364585
This is actually very normal in this place.
>The anon says with a smile, using his fingers to pinch her stiffen nipples.
>>3364517
I'm a killer!
>>3364577
You didn't teach me anything!
>>3364592
Fair enough, it's a nice cape too. You use those ill-gotten gains for cool stuff. Seeya around Trixie.
>>3364413
>dat pic
Fucking unf, holy shit!
>>3364525
>She met his kiss with her own, drawing the tongue playing outside of her mouth in and swirling hers against it. Muffled moans were stifled in her throat as her arousal increased with each second the adventurer was inside of her. Her restraint continued to melt away at the feeling of her breasts being played with; this three-pronged attack from her partner was reaching the limits of what she could possibly bear. All she could think of was how to draw him in closer, deeper inside her at every point they connected, how she could possibly consume him completely. She settled for wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing his face in, and wrapping her legs around his waist, prodding him in deeper with movements of her own hips.
>>3364688
C U T E!
>>3364585
I won't, if these shenanigans continue!
>>3364592
I don't care, to be quite honest with you. I just want the title. I feel I'm deserving of being called Great and Powerful. I don't even intend to do magic.
>>3364618
>He grumbles under his breath, probably something about how 'I, the great Dio, am not a clown,' but eventually relaxes again and crosses his arms, taking in her suggestion.
Is there any specific kind of tea you enjoy?
>>3364733
Do I NEED to?
>>3364688
What now?
>>3364644
>Feels her horns being used as handlebars again, closing her eyes as she starts going to town on his cock.
>She can't help but make slurping noises on it with each bob of her head.
Mmnn..~
>>3364525
How do I write like this
>>3364811
(You make me want to rewatch the show even though it was utter garbage.
>>3364848
You be Iowa.
>>3364800
You NEED to give me chocolate!
>>3364848
F-list
>>3364873
(I'm a pretty terrible Lovecraftfag so I have a soft spot for literally anything with its influence, something put me in the mood recently so I rewatched it and thought she'd be a great character to play)
>>3364890
This level of talent makes me want to legitimately just quit
It hurts to look at because I know I'll never be that good
>>3364769
"See you around!"
>>3364773
"Unfortunately, you'll have to keep marveling from afar tonight, Anonymous. Trixie isn't the right mood for her tits to be groped by horny men."
>>3364800
"We can't both be Great and Powerful. Trixie will be leaving now. Hmph." Trixie reaches into her cleavage to fish out her smoke bomb and before she tosses them to her feet, she points at the man in front of and shouts: "This isn't a defeat, Dio! Or Diego. Whatever your name is. This isn't over!" She ends her statement by smashing the pellets onto the floor and vanishing behind the cloud of smoke. The sound of her footsteps dashing away can be heard.
>>3364907
No, I don't.
>>3364813
>The slurping of her mouth, lips and tongue help him get right back to where they were last time, grinding deeper into her eager mouth.
Nfh, sounds like you love that, don't you~
>By how she was bobbing over every inch of his cock, he couldn't help but hold her down by the horns.
>>3364957
I know how you feel. I feel the same way
>>3364848
Write more. Read more.
>>3364957
You could always shitpost them out of the threads in a fit of jealous anger.
>>3364907
>Gives a bar of chocolate.
hi i m marcy the healing angle from overhat
>>3364652
Dio was trying to keep me locked in a storage area in his mansion aside form that things were fine.
>>3364732
Ah..what was that for?
>With a blank expression she looks at you smiling.
My chest is feeling hot now.
>>3364800
You started it, give me some water.
>>3364790
Mmmnn...
>A throaty moan barreled out of his throat matching hers as the mass of his mouth encountered her own, dominating it to and fro with light taps and eager licks. He wanted to deliver her ecstasy at every twist and turn he could imagine, and with the silver haired outworlder straddling herself against his body, an idea of how to achieve this crossed his racing mind. Letting go of her breast, perhaps to her disappointment, he reached down to grab each of her asscheeks with his mighty grip. Clawing into the flesh, he pushed upwards with his legs until he stood directly upwards, lifting Nyaruko off of the ground and wrapped around his body. A playful laugh came from him as he held her weight in his arms. From this new position, he could only lift her body up repeatedly and let gravity do the work of spearing her body upon his meaty weapon repeatedly so long as he had the ability to continue. When he broke away from her kiss, he looked upwards to the sky, uttering a curse word followed by searing breath of heated air. The pressure of her tight insides and rapid falling was proving to be too much. It was soon he was going to blow, so he had to warn her of his onsetting orgasm.
Ah...I'm...just about done....hah....c-cumming....soon...
>>3365009
You see this logic in the threads a lot and it's just not true. Some people will just never be that good. I'm one of them.
>>3364981
>Visibly upset
>>3365020
Thanks, Anon!
>>3365067
>Chucks a cup of water in her general direction
>>3364957
(A-Ah...um...d-don't do that! I just write whatever comes to mind!)
>>3364800
I have no preference, only that it is not garbage.
>>3365102
>A-Ah...um...d-don't do that
Fake as fuck
>>3365102
Go to bed already you dumb boat.
>>3365102
Yeah, exactly.
Some people don't have a brilliant mind.
It's frustrating when you've been at it for years and can't fucking improve at all.
I've hit my ceiling and it makes me so pissed.
>>3365067
That's no good. Maybe we should take off your clothing.
>The anon has a malicious smile as his hand releases your nipples. His finger glided across your chest, out from under your shirt and onto your arm straps. He then slid the two arm straps down your arms, pulling your shirt down.
>>3365122
(Seriously! How am I supposed to respond to that??)
>>3365136
(Shush...I said I'd do one more dang it)
>>3365146
(I wish I was an instructor, I really do. Unfortunately I can't give much more than that)
>>3365086
Not with that attitude.
>>3365172
That was one more thing.
>>3364974
Aww...
Then I guess I'll make do with appreciating the view from afar.
>>3365067
He did what!?
>>3365101
Dio! I am shocked, appalled and yet not a tad surprised.
>>3365173
No feminine penis.
>>3365073
>She held on to the powerful man as best she could, her legs and arms wrapped against him tightly despite her sapped strength from the immense pleasure she felt. She could barely take the repeated thrusts of his cock; the feeling of being bounced up and down, the strength of their thrusts dictated by the laws of physics, and the wild feeling of being held up in his arms brought her closer and closer to her own orgasm every time his shaft slammed inside of her. She heard the words he spoke but couldn't comprehend them, as her head filled with a bright white light as her own climax began to erupt from between her legs and through her body. Her back arched in his arms as she held on - the feeling of being used like this made her desire nothing more than to have the man's seed fill up her womb, unknown to her whether or not the human male method of reproduction would work inside her. She did her best to edge him along - not by choice, but by the hot, wet, twitching, pulsing contractions of her pussy as she came.
>>3365120
>A simper spreads across his face, sure in his mind that he, the great Dio, could provide at least a satisfactory tea. He claps twice, only having to wait a few seconds for his maids to arrive.
Please, bring us two green teas. Make sure they're perfect.
>He redirects his leer back to Rachel as the maids return to the kitchen, mimicking her and crossing one leg over the other.
I'm surprised how little I know about you, Rachel.
You already know about me..
What can you tell me about you?
>>3365287
She cut down a tree directly outside of my house and destroyed a wing of my mansion.
>>3365316
No feminine penis.
>>3365342
That reminds me. I had another theme idea that...might involve that new mansion of yours.
>though it depends if everyone likes the idea
>>3365146
>I've hit my ceiling and it makes me so pissed.
Meh. (Not him btw.) I blow ass at vidya but I still like having fun. My hand-eye coordination and reflexes just don't operate at any sort of competitive level but I keep doing it because I love it.
I'm sure you have other natural talents, your brain just isn't inherently wired for creative writing, I guess. You can let that hold you back and use it as an excuse or you can enjoy doing the things you love.
>>3365390
we do
>>3365326
(Hey, I hate to simply end there, but I need to head off to bed! I think I stayed up a bit longer than I intended to. Wanted to get in one last reply above but also didn't want to leave you hanging. Catch ya later!)
>>3365101
>The cup falls and breaks onto your mansion carpet.
....
>>3365168
>She sits there bearing her chest as she places a hand onto her chest.
It's more drafty, I don't think this is working.
>>3365287
Yea, I don't know what was going on around with him.
>Running out of images.
>>3365418
(All right, sounds good. Thanks for the session, had fun, hope you enjoyed it too.)
>>3365146
Dude why the fuck would you even WANT to write like that?
Quality over quantity.
Just because it's a wall of text doesn't mean it's good. I can't stop laughing at some of the shit I see Iowa or these other people that post walls of text write and actually hit 'post' on.
People who write a lot end up sounding stupid and come off as trying too hard, ESPECIALLY male avas and Anons.
You're better off writing less than that. You want to keep your writing sexy and descriptive, but not so much that it turns into a fucking textbook.
Just do you and it'll end up fine. I'd much rather take someone who writes 4-5 lines over someone that writes 10.
>>3365433
Not working? I guess we'll have to take off all of your clothing then. Maybe that'll help.
>>3365450
Whatever floats your boat works. Some people like longer things, some people don't. Just be who you want to be man
>>3365146
I hate people like you, fucking idiot
>>3365390
......Ainz.
Don't you fucking dare.
>>3365433
It's only water.
Doesn't matter.
>>3365342
>Rachel's eyes follow the maids as they leave before returning to Dio, her gaze disinterested as always. She did not move an inch, as if she were a small, cute statue.
What is there that you do not already know? You know my name, my status, my likes, dislikes, and what I am. What else can I inform you of?
>>3365390
Do it.
>>3365450
I always see you post this criticism but there are never any examples.
>>3365484
I prefer larger things in my ass.
>>3365494
Be a shame if your mansion became a palace for demons and I had to destroy it...
>>3365390
I didn't get a chance to shit up Dio's mansion yet, please Papa Bones!
>>3365494
Just kill him.
>>3365506
>He shrugs and props his head up with a pillow, wrapping his arms around the cushion and locking his fingers together.
I suppose you could tell me of your history. I'm interested in knowing the life of an immortal being.
>>3365532
>>3365526
This isn't ok
This is a forced joke
Stop
when did i get this many
Hilda folder's not built yet btw
>>3365532
I shot his horse but I forgot to fuck the corpse.
>>3365450
This, more or less.
There's a fine line between conveying your message thoroughly and overwriting.
Hemingway was a true master, he hated flowery and unnecessary dialogue and just felt it got in the way of stories he wanted to write. Adverbs, as much as ERP relies on them, are the enemy.
He moans, the context should convey that the moan was done fuckingly.
>>3365566
Threads also have a Hilda
>>3365521
>>3365559
Alright here's one from literally the last post
>the strength of their thrusts dictated by the laws of physics,
This sounds stupid, it's unneeded, it's just there to make the writing longer.
It fucks with the quality of writing because everyone's so concerned with typing walls of fucking text
People just need to stop comparing word-dick size and focus on quality
>>3365576
See people have told me that and I just dont get why
I mean I was considering doing lyra instead but
Any cute sluts here, or is it dead like usual?
>>3365522
Dude why the fuck would you even WANT to have that in your ass.
Quality over quantity.
Just because it's a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 doesn't mean it's good. I can't stop laughing at some of the shit I see Iowa or these other people that shove huge horse cock dildos in themselves and actually hit 'post' on.
People who shove a lot up their ass looking stupid and cum off as trying too hard, ESPECIALLY male avas and Anons.
You're better off fucking yourself with less than that. You want to keep your ass tight and comfortable, but not so much that it turns into a mineshaft.
Just do you and it'll end up fine. I'd much rather take something that is 4-5 inches over something that is 10.
>>3365595
If you are going to do the same avatar as someone you have to get permission like when we had 3 Ramethels or two Yoko's, i know the Hilda and they just havnt felt them recently its not like they dropped the avatar
>>3365603
>tfw no cute traps for me to bully
>>3365415
>>3365518
>>3365532
It requires a little prep though so tonight isn't the night for it.
I was mulling over this idea an HG poster was talking about in here, about how once in awhile where everyone would just pick up a new ava out of the blue. All the avas who participate would scrounge up a new folder for the night. It's also an opportunity for anons to get a crack at being an ava if they wish.
So, fellow avas and anons
TLDR
ERP MASQUERADE BALL
SATURDAY NIGHT
(At Dio's Mansion)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445102
>>3365642
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>3365592
I'll give you that, there's a bit of redundancy there, though that's not Iowa's post. Still, one example of redundancy doesn't mean all their text is like that. I'd say there are quite a few people here capable of writing a large paragraph or two without adding anything unnecessary like that.
>>3365642
I'm staying me.
I don't r-
MY mansion? Who gave you permission to use MY mansion?!
This man slaps your ass into a smoothest crippler crossface known to mankind.
What do?
>>3365665
>Ask for example
>B-But that example's not good enough
I see we're going full damage control tonight
I don't even know why I try
>>3365671
kills self with
>>3365666
The skeleton who has time stop magic lasting more than five seconds.
>>3365671
Me. Him. Chutes and Ladders match.
This Sunday night only on PAY-PER-VIEW.
>>3365638
>tfw no well-endowed dominant traps to make you their bitch
Still no Alma? Damn it when is she getting on I want to have a session with her
>>3365642
Is a new ava necessary? I want to shit up Dio's mansion as one of the avas I already have.
>>3365642
would it maybe if its an old ava?
>>3365690
I didn't say that though, I said you were right about it. I'm confused where you got that idea from.
>>3365690
Why do you even try? Let them have their self pity party.
>>3365701
>tfw no horny thin traps with a fat ass to plow
>>3365665
I feel like any inner monologue is stupid and pointless.
Like 'he thought ___' or 'he did this because ___'
I feel like it's a poor way of getting across emotion or motives. There're times for it, like if you want to let your partner be aware of something they might not have been, but overall that's my writing pet peeve. I try to avoid it as much as possible.
Just thought I'd give my two cents on 'what makes a good writing' though I'm not one to judge really
>>3365592
>>3365572
I have to say that I'm not fan of walls of texts too. Thats reason why I avoid 8chn but I'm not good at typing, so my opinion doesnt matter
>>3365701
I just kinda want to nail Kogure again.
>>3365713
>>3365716
I don't see why not, then it's just another mansion party though.
Like I said, it's up to anons and avas if they wan't to do it. That's why saturday is the go to night. Gives those willing to try a new ava to scrounge up 30-60 images.
My other thought I had at the same time was ERP's penis inspection day thread
>>3365696
...That's not even remotely fair.
Who the fuck wrote your character?
That's bullshit.
>>3365759
Are you the morriganfag?
>the little fairy jumps up and down, trying to get someone to notice her tiny, 5 inch high figure bouncing around
>>3365636
Well, while normally I think unwritten rules like that are dumb to be honest... I forgot Rosa existed so ill probably go there. Everyone wins xoxo
>>3365797
He is a pay to win MMO character in a 'video game becomes reality' anime so yes he has bullshit powers because he paid for them
>>3365603
What do you feel like doing?
>>3365753
You're talking about 'show don't tell'. It comes down to preference, really. Some people like that, some people don't. Outright stating things instead of describing them can also be easier for people who aren't very good at that sort of thing, too.
>>3365770
I wish Iowa had a patrotic flagpole that I could sit on.
>>3365811
Morriganfag? I do play Morrigan but I'm not a Morriganfag
>>3365797
>>3365696
Wait are we robbing Dio again? :0
>>3365636
I still miss playing yoko sometimes. Even if it was for one weekend.
>>3365797
I have dumped THOUSANDS into OP cash shop items. Don't feel bad Dio.
>>3365818
>Noticing the miniature person out of the corner of his eye, Diego's bored facial expression showed he didn't think much of it, nor even register that it was a fairy. Of course, as you'd do with any fly, he started idly swatting at it.
>>3365849
Yep. That's just what really drives me crazy. I can't stand when people just blatantly say how their characters feel or what they're thinking, it really drives me under the train and cuts me in half.
>>3365901
Do you WANT to get punished so soon?
>>3365904
You've.. What?
I have billions. Where do I get these powers?
>>3365885
I'm not sure if you're stupid or just pretending to be.
>it's a writing a lot is bad episode
>>3365450
I agree, I fucking hate Iowa. We were so close to getting her to leave for good. Always ruins the threads.
>>3365928
That only happens if I get caught, and Mr Skellyman can protect me with his superior time powers :p
>>3365901
Did you and Spider-Gwen even leave anything earier today?
>>3365928
live about 300 more years and waste what remaining life you have in a DMMORPG grinding for OP spells and loot.
>>3365959
>>3365961
Oho, they left plenty.
All over my bedsheets, in fact.
>>3365955
Is this a false flag? What am I reading?
>>3365937
Try to be more gentle dear, I'm not trying to insult you
>>3365901
Possibly.
Also if someone could run the idea by the main discord and see what they think about it, I would be most appreciative.
>>3365955
>tfw this is how I feel about Ragyo
She used to be an instant derail but it's gotten better since she's fucked off more
>>3365904
Oh yeah you were the Yoko I played with right~?
>>3365572
>>3365592
Just going to say. I prefer people to at least give more than a sentence in a response, but I also try to match my partners writing style.
>>3365955
>inb4 IIDF
>>3365961
Well, I mean, we broke a lot of it! But it's a /mansion/, some of it's gotta have more stuff.
>>3365984
Well, I... That's not /my/ fault! You got mad over nothing
<3
>>3365955
>young anon's eyes tear up
But if she leaves who will be my mommy figure?
>>3365986
Nope. She has a shit writing style and does nothing but awful posts. I wish she would just stop.
>>3366021
>Hugs you from the shadows
>>3366021
Hehe.. yeah that was me. You were a big part of the reason I wanted to keep playing her, I had a lot of fun with you Oni.
>rattles angrily at peach, wherever she is
>>3366029
You're an awful writer and you just cj with cute anime girls.
Your opinion is irrelevant.
>>3366055
There is a hide button anon, like we should all do to LD and shitposters like you
>>3366055
How does she ruin the threads?
>>3366029
That's generally the idea.
I honestly am not a big fan of walls of text either. Writers that just write 'medium' amounts are generally my favorite.
That's because I'm shit, though.
>>3366033
"Nothing," huh, Ms. Cat Burglar?
>>3366069
Doesn't stop people from imitating her style and thinking it's good or any of her little lapdogs.
>>3366068
Never said I was the best. Also Parsee isn't cute.
>>3366071
Force awful rp, have a her own little pets, fake personality. We need more quality control here.
>its an 'active avas are shitty circlejerkers' episode
>>3366010
They havent really given definitive answers minus saying that you're great/fun to talk to :>
>>3366082
I was... gonna give it back..
>>3366082
This. Writing around 6-8 sentences is usually the optimal amount. Maybe more if you want to be a little more detailed.
Writing 15+ sentences for each reply is overkill.
>>3366060
>Hugs back from the light.
>>3366063
I had a lot of fun then as well, still getting my bearings on writing better then, not much better I would say but I might be improving~ Yoko was very fun
>>3365565
>Rachel sighed before sitting up straight and closing her eyes as she recalled.
I'll have to skim over most of it.
My father watched over the human race, therefor when he passed, I had to take the mantle. Since then I have overseen the pieces fall into place during the reign of Takamagahara, witnessing Terumi's return and defending Kagutsuchi from the Nox Nyctores – Gigant: Take-Mikazuchi. It was quite an ordeal. After that I had a falling out with Takamagahara and lost my ability to Observe. I was mostly powerless during the Continuum Shift, unfortunately, and merely watched as Izanami put an end to the time loop and introduced a world of death. Takamagahara was disabled as a result. After that, I went to Ikaruga and witnessed the Master Unit: Amaterasu appear in the human plane and the awakening of the Sword of the Godslayer, Kusanagi. As the Imperator, Izanami, revealed herself, the boundaries between worlds started to falter, allowing alternate realities to spill over and endanger each other. I suppose such a phenomenon is what allows me to be here.
Well, that's a very, very brief approximation. Does that sate your curiosity?
>>3366145
>Pokes your cheek
Hello there Oni-onee~
>Oh and Ashigara says she loves you but won't be able to get on for a while.
>>3366149
I don't have a preferred post size. If my partner wants more or less, that's all I care about in any given session.
>>3366117
"If you don't like them don't RP with them" has been a rule here since the very beginning, and I don't see why that should change now. As long as they aren't intentionally trying to destroy the threads like LD did, I don't see the benefit of trying to police things like that.
W-whaaaaat? anon! don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!
>>3366145
>Lupin hugs the nakano
Missed you cutie
>>3366193
>Completely ignores you, runs in the room, and jumps face-first into your exposed tummy
>>3366117
So anyone who attracts others enough to have multiple sessions is actively ruining the threads?
>>3366153
She brings them out in droves. They worship her awful writing like some kind of second coming. Hopefully she offs herself soon or moves to discord so we never see her again
>>3366082
But everyone is different. There's really nothing we can do about it which is slightly disappointing. I find typing a 10 line response just too much since I hate the feeling that their putting in so much work when I'm not.
>>3366193
>takes several pictures in rapid sucession
>>3366193
Oh my oh my oh my I apologize Tokitsukaze, I seem to have mistaken your room for mine.
>Closed the door.
>all this shit slinging
Constructive criticism is always helpful, but this is just spitefulness
>>3366128
Aww... that's incredibly sweet of them. Thank you for passing that along Jinx. They're lovely people.
>>3366145
I'm mostly trying to differentiate my writing between avas. I've been trying first person with Alice, but I can't stand it.
>>3366193
>He opens the door further, tugging at his cock through his pants.
Which ava has the worst fanbase?
>>3366174
Hello Maria~
(Very fun I don't mind and I do love you as always~)
>>3366201
>Lupin gets pet by the Nakano.
Of course you did but I was just here briefly.
>>3366245
I mostly just do things different when I'm someone else which makes sense~
>>3366290
DMG
>>3366295
You are always here just briefly!
>>3366219
Not to whiteknight her out the ass, but you can't really blame her for the shitter scrubs licking her boots and whining about their own crappy prose. I think it's hilarious that people regard creative writing as some enviable life skill.
You are well within your rights to shitpost about it, though.
>>3366236
Hey there, Haven't seen you around here before.
>>3366128
Mhm.
Sure you were.
>>3366156
>His face quickly falls from optimistic and interested to what can only be called the 'struggling to understand' look. Extremely focused, he buckles down, planting both hands on his knees, trying to take in all of the information being thrown at him. When her explanation finishes, he sits up, nodding slowly.
I see. You lost your ability to watch over the humans, and it seems you got involved in a conflict with dimensions? How interesting.. You said your father died? Was he not immortal as you were?
>>3366295
So how is my second favorite Shinkaisei-kan going~?
>I'm not Ashigara I just know them, they can't post on 4 and if you need to say anything I can relay it.
>>3366325
>And I wonder why that is anon.
>>3366315
Not my fault it's so late..you also ran away from someone anyway.
>>3366290
I hate Ainz in general
>>3366345
(I meant to say her instead of you, but eh, I'll be waiting for her return.)
I'm well just tired.
>>3366357
I ran away from someone? i kind of dropped off somewhere along the way... wait are you a vampire? how cruel to me~
>>3365642
Make this the next OP
Mechanon here
Take a chill pill this shit is just supposed to be fun and maybe you wank to it a few times
All this negatvity is horseshit
>>3366290
Iowa. Kick her out the door already. We need a real savior to come to /erp/
>>3366338
I was gonna, you didn't give me or Gwen any time to explain! >:(
>>3366362
T-that's mean, apologize!
>>3366372
Best booty.
>>3366372
>You baka~
Aw, haven't seen you around very often so you must be incredibly busy.
>>3366290
Karl
>>3366378
This is gonna sound pathetic as fuck but people need to stop writing so much in the threads
It's making people upset, killing motivation, and just doing more harm than good
Is Diego gone from the thread yet?
>>3366205
A-anonnnn!
>She gasps when you jump on her and rub your face on her exposed tummy, feeling how it slightly tickles she blushed in embarrassment
>>3366233
W-whaaatt? don't take picturess!
>She tugs the blankets, trying to cover her body
>>3366236
O-ooohhh.....
>Her blush lightens and she sighs in relief
>>3366256
Anon.... c-can you please leave mmmyy rooom?.. I want to get dressed....
>She looks at him, blushing and using one of her pillows to cover her tummy
>>3366379
And who comes closest to embodying this savior?
>>3366399
How so?
>>3366404
Why do you want me gone?
>>3366380
You /ripped my TV off the wall./
How do you explain that?
>>3366379
Have to ask this. Who would be the person or persons to save ERP?
>>3366362
Seconding Ainz. This forced "thread father" shit needs to stop.
>>3366414
Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
>>3366403
I really don't understand this logic at all.
>>3366374
Stop feigning ignorance I told you I was before!
>>3366397
(I am~)
Gotta have time for myself you know~ always there to watch over me it seems.
>>3366428
We need someone to pick up Gwyndolin and save us.
>>3366430
I was only joking though, Anon.
I like Ainz.
So technically you 'first' it.
>>3366362
That's a shame, I like you and your RP style. I won't talk to you or your son again.
>>3366380
It's okay Jinx, he can think what he likes.
>>3366376
I still think saturday night is best. I can scrounge up a summer festival or something for next thread if people want a theme.
>>3366378
Mechanon, you can't blogpost as much as you do and then get buttmad when people want to shitstorm a bit. Let them clear the air a bit.
>>3366431
Sure, just give me a second, alright?
>closes door
>goes back to sleep
>>3366427
That was Gwen, and...um... we thought it was a present for us...! Yep, that's it.
>>3366440
I've got to make sure my friends are all well missy. Now you best be taking care of yourself in every way!
>>3366290
Anon.
>>3366427
I was going to put it back....
>>3366449
Dunno about 'saving ERP' but I'll agree that we need a Gwyndolin.
>>3366428
Anyone who actually ERPs.
>>3366407
>takes more pictures
It's okay. I'm the only one who will fap to them.
>>3366459
Fuck you and your stupid timestop bullshit.
>>3366471
>>3366478
Mhm.
Yeah, no, I believe you.
That sounds like a real excuse.
>>3366464
Sir? I said sir?
>Crawls up your house and knocks on the window.
Sir, Jesus died for your sins sir! Do you have a moment sir?
>>3366403
Writing alot is not an issue here, there are a ton of av's that write fairly little
>>3366459
No... I mean make that exact post with the poll the next op, so more people will vote on it
>>3366498
>>3366478
Oh... I already sold your TV for juden gas.....
>>3366492
I don't erp often but I do help out during dead hours sometime
>>3366498
come onnnn, you can trust us!
>>3366440
GAH you know how to contact me far better... also im awful at detecting people
Building building building..
>>3366498
Would we lie to you?
I'm a superhero after all.
>>3366521
>He reaches into his pocket and fumbles around, as if looking for something. He searches a few more pockets, before leaning over the edge of his couch.
Oh, here it is, I have a gift for you, thanks for reminding me.
>>3366530
I don't think I can. You two have been very disobedient lately.
>>3366573
You're a superhero that webs peoples' mouths shut and breaks their furniture?
>>3366551
I love her hair.
>>3366449
I would kill for a Gwyndolin player.
>>3366474
I am taking care of my self~
>>3366547
You just forgot! silly, maybe I have a sixth sense
>>3366509
>Gets up out of bed and saunters off towards the window.
Oh, I certainly do.
...
Moment's up.
>Closes blinds and goes back to bed.
>>3366407
Ahh, Tokitsukaze, I could rub my face all over your body all day. Why are you so cute?
>He tries his best to stealthily nuzzle his way down from her stomach.
>>3366338
There's quite a lot of details I failed to mention but if I even attempted to explain it all, we'd be here for days. We are immortal, in a sense of the word. By the time he passed, he had lived for over a millennium.
>>3366594
You never expressly said; "Jinx,, you're not allowed to rob my mansion."... So it's not disobedient :>
>>3366498
Don't worry, when we throw down I'll stay away from the time stop and just use the instant death spells!
>>3366521
That my good nazi is a great Idea. I think I'll probably sleeping before then. So, if you or someone wouldn't mind doing that for me it would be most appreciated.
>>3366597
Fucking this. I've thought about doing it but a qt trap with snakes for legs would carry certain expectations that are honestly beyond my ERP skillset.
>>3366598
And that's what I like to hear.
>She giggles and pecks you on the cheek.
Now I need to be running off, so bye onee~
>>3366594
I'm still kind of new at this.
Besides the furniture was a total accident.
>>3366551
Your definitely building up something in my pants.
>>3366672
Oh my! Do you want me to call a doctor?
>>3366617
I see. Then you're not actually completely 'immortal.' Interesting. I'd be interested to hear more, though it'd likely be too much of a bother for you to explain it all. Perhaps i-
>Another owl pops out of his shirt.
Did that one get you?
>>3366618
That should go without saying, shouldn't it?
Jinx, you're not allowed to rob my mansion.
>>3366624
Oh, yeah, thanks.
Great.
>>3366647
You're new at.. Common courtesy?
Quite an odd thing for a grown woman to be good at.
We'll just have to 'pound' it into you.
Muhahahaha you're caught in my web. Now I will make you suffer.
>>3366494
F-faaap?!
>She covers her head and her whole body with the blanket, looking at him through the fabric
>>3366608
A-anon I was getting dressed... hehehe...
>Blushing she chuckles a bit, feeling how you rub your face on her exposed tummy and you nuzzle on it. She doesnt notice how you move your head down
>>3366715
Well, /now/ you say it. Too bad I've never had good luck with rules~!
>>3366710
Oh no, I don't need a doctor. But I could still use your help.
>He gently grabs her hand, guiding it towards his pants. He runs her hand along the throbbing bulge in his pants.
>>3366721
RELEASE ME AT ONCE
>>3366738
I'm installing security cameras around the house specifically for you.
>>3366775
Oh, babe... That won't stop me... I'm sorry...
>>3366715
Yeah sure, your gonna show me whose boss or whatever.
Im not much if a fan of authority though.
>>3366758
Never.
>Nibbles on your bones.
>>3366715
>Rachel only stares at Diego, unamused. She says nothing.
>Meanwhile, FF is being fucked in Dio's mansion.
>>3366798
For each item you're caught stealing, I'll up the punishment.
Act wisely.
>>3366802
Ah, yes. You prefer the storybook,
>He clasps his hands together, entwining his fingers between each other and holding his hands to his face,
"True love" stories, like most women pretend they want, isn't that right?
>>3366854
...
>The owl flies away.
...That was the last one, there's no more.
>>3366859
WELL DON'T TELL ME
>When you find a cache of fresh Jinx art
YES, YESS
>>3366867
Oh, so only what I'm /caught/ stealing? Deal. I need the practice.
>>3366820
T-Those aren't for chewing!
>the lich lord rattles furiously as he is treated like a common chew toy
>>3366867
>Gwen stares at her phone, completely ignoring dio.
Hey I'm about to go to bed could you keep it down?
>>3366868
>The cum stains on his sheets are going to take years to get off.
>>3366867
>She continues to stare.
>>3366875
Clearly.
>>3366891
...I don't understand women.
Do not give orders to I, Dio.
>>3366908
I'll simply replace them.
>>3366920
>A squirrel climbs out of his pocket and runs off somewhere.
...
>>3366883
>Continues eating your bones, ripping your rib cage out.
>>3366944
AHHH! a spider woman!
>>3366942
There's cum on the walls and ceiling as well.
>>3366962
How did you manage to be such a half-brained ignoramus to get your semen on the CEILING?
It pains me that people that dull even exist.
I'll hire a cleaning crew.
>>3366942
Well now, that's mean... Y-you're insulting my abilities? Now I'm sad..
>>3366988
Stop that.
I, Dio, do not feel bad for you.
You destroyed an entire room of my mansion with your 'abilities.'
>>3366984
You also don't mind if I took a shit in your bath tub and pissed in your priceless gems.
Stardust Crusaders Dio > Phantom Blood Dio > All other iterations of Dio.
>>3367011
B-but...
>Continues to pout
>>3366944
>starts firing off hexes, curses and spells in every direction as the spider devours his ribs
『GREATER TELEPORTATION』
>he frees himself from being crunched, running off to go hide in the soon to be ruins of Dio's second mansion
>>3366960
I got you~ Now what are we going to do?~
>>3367015
>Diego
>Not best Dio
DIO was just evil for the sake of being evil
At least Diego has a tragic backstory and is a normal person. That's why I picked him over DIO.
Sure Diego's an asshole but he's capable of making friends and being nice to people unlike DIO.
Ex: When Diego saves Hot Pants from meeting AU Hot Pants and dying
>>3367014
...You what?
>>3367058
..Stop.
>He turns his back.
I, Dio, refuse to feel any remorse for you. You asked for this.
>>3366942
>Stare.
>>3367109
I'll be your best friend if you apologize..!
>She runs around till he faces her again, her pink eyes widening in a practiced puppy-dog stare.
>>3367014
>the dio they spent two and a half parts filling in what he was doing while standing around being all 『menacing』 is the best dio
nah
>>3366942
I think you'd enjoy being ordered around.
>>3367113
>Pets
>>3367109
Dio's not evil for the sake of being evil! Dio has one of the most classic and realistic desires a villain with ultimate power could have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0
>>3367109
I also fought with some raptors with FF. Shit was fun.
>>3367113
I take it that didn't work.
I'm a fan of delayed humor, personally.
That's why I thought..
Hm.
>>3367137
>He looks down at the girl and can't help but extend a hand, petting the top of her head and her floofy hair.
I'm not sorry, but I'll consider the score even.
>>3367164
No, I wouldn't.
That's the last thing that I would enjoy.
Don't even suggest a thing.
>>3367173
>Hur dur rule teh wurld heh Za Warudo right guys hahahahhhahaha
I like Diego the most because Diego's realistic. His dad was a horrible fuckhead, his mom was so nice but easily taken advantage of, she died trying to protect not his life, but just his pride. That's what caused Diego to become so prideful. He values pride at the same level as his own life because of how his mom died for him.
He's a really fucking sad character who has real reasons for being who he is
DIO's just "I WANNA BE RICH AND RULE WORLD"
>>3367228
>She smiles widely, her sad act dropping in a split second. She leans into his touch, unable to help herself as she indulged in affection, which she still wasn't entirely used to.
...Deal. For now.
>>3367166
>smacks hand away
>>3367228
You seem to be more suited to be a comedian or a magician than a jockey.
>>3367320
>Pokes cheek with cock.
>>3367087
L-let me go!
>the boy tries to escape her web but struggles to no avail.
u-ummm
>he begins to blush
>>3367277
>He cracks a smile and crosses his arms, looking down at the young sorceress that'd caused him so much grief over the past few days. Despite the trouble, his eyes had a look of softness to them.
You ought to be stealing hearts instead of valuables.
You're better at that.
>>3367320
I don't think so. As you can see, I'm not very good at it. I'm not sure why I tried, to be quite honest with you.
The jockey life is the only thing I've spent my life on. I'm not immortal like you are, it's my biggest talent. I couldn't just waste my life by not utilizing it.
Do you ride horses often, Rachel?
>>3367228
Right, I forget your ego won't allow you to not be in 100% control.
>She yawns
Well I'm going back to sleep, try to keep this wrrryyys down to a minimum ok?
>>3367320
>Tries to pet again
>>3367385
>Jinx blushes, not entirely sure how to respond.
Well, I c-can do both!
>She stammers in determination, eyes glowing with just her willpower. The lights flicker, and she blinks, calming herself down with a sheepish grin.
>>3367364
>Painfully electrocutes with lightning.
>>3367385
I appreciate the attempt.
I've never ridden one and I would prefer not to.
>>3367420
>blows away with strong wind
>>3367417
It's not..
>He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
We'll discuss this in the morning.
Goodnight.
>>3367438
>He lays down on his couch and sighs, his body completely limp against the soft cushions. He closes his eyes and turns away from the room, blinding himself with the pillows of the couch.
I'm exhausted.
Not tired, just..
Exhausted. You girls wear me out.
>>3367454
And why not?
Let me guess, because they're 'dirty animals?'
Goodnight thread. See you tomorrow!
So what exactly are HG threads? Like I don't get the goal.
>>3367487
Then go to sleep.
>She laughs, cocking an eyebrow at his strange behavior. She clambers onto the couch beside him, curling up with a contented sigh.
Also, I wanna spend the night here.
>She mumbles.
>>3367546
Avatar circlejerk.
Have a butt to liven up the place.
>>3367562
>He pulls a blanket off of the back of the couch and drapes it over the both of them, wrapping his arms around her for what he would never admit to be cuddles. He smiles faintly at her request, planting a brief kiss on her forehead.
I'll allow it. If you'd like, you can sleep in my bed tonight.
I'll be sleeping here, on the couch. I'm.. Too tired to get up.
>>/b/688784148
>>3367546
RNG simulator with ARPE on the side, Its pretty fun if you completely ignore the shitposting, or are just in it for the games.
>>3367670
>>>/b/688784148
here you go, bud
>>3367601
>Slaps ass
>>3367631
Aren't you generous?
>She teases, lazily holding onto him.
And you're lucky. I'm too lazy to get up.
>She mumbles, hiding her face in his neck to hide her flushed face.
>>3367487
No.
I simply do not care to.
>>3367713
'Lucky,' huh?
>He chuckles, letting out a long yawn and settling into the cushions of the couch.
Maybe you're right.
Goodnight.
>>3367717
Rachel.
Remember what we talked about, about trying new things?
I'd like to take you out on my horse, Silver Bullet, just to give you a feel of what it is I enjoy.
Just trust me.
>>3363828
LINE THOSE ASSES UP
>>3367845
Why tho
>>3367814
>She leaves one eye open, carefully watching him and waiting for his eyes to close. When they do, she darts up, stealing a kiss from him and then settling back down to sleep.
'Night.
((GUYS laugh at my pun))
>>3367866
>He leans towards her, growing noticeably more irritated.
Why not?
>>3367867
(Ha ha ha ha)
>>3366594
A gift? I do wonder what it could be.
>>3366624
I'll try, but I've been late these last few threads.
>>3367417
>Covers her with some blankets then closes the door behind him when he leaves
Good night fly breath
helo it is I, Braeth
>>3367915
(I did my best. :> just doing my job )
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0uW-1nCN4
>>3367934
The deafening sound of silence.
>>3367931
Who?
>>3367915
I simply do not wish to. It's nothing against horses or your sport. Understand?
>>3367933
(Go to bed you dork)
>>3367983
No, I don't.
You're so stubborn sometimes. I'm running out of ideas, here.
>>3367963
it is I, braeth, third sister of Vraeth, en tamer of Kellogs, teh dargon
>>3368033
(No u
But fine >( )
>>3367963
a stanky new hg meme
>>3368063
thats racist
>>3368202
I-I don't have any Septims, Braeth.
Stop bullying me for my allowance.
>>3368033
Hmph. You're so persistent..
>>3368096
( <3 )
>>3368250
Yes, I am.
Come horse riding with me tomorrow.
I LOVE KARL
>>3368260
I'm going to get a restraining order.
>>3368214
onely once you stop stealing my homework, nigr
>>3368291
O-ok just stop bullying me
>>3368262
>She frowns then sighs, exasperated.
Do I have a choice?
Fuck off Diego
>>3368343
Yes.
>>3368348
I'll go in a sec hollup
>>3368371
Then I choose 'no'.
>>3368380
That's not one of the options.
>>3368250
Put on a nazi mask he hates that~
>>3368275
I love you too anon <3
>He holds the anon close
>>3368280
The polish tried to restrain the reich~
>>3368348
Leave my husbando alone!
>>3368380
Don't be a bitch Rachel
>>3368380
>Pets the cute vampire
>>3368428
Yay! Crazy miku's back!
Wait minute-
>>3368452
>Makes miku noises
>>3368466
What made you decide to Ava a nazi
>>3368481
"Yes," "definitely yes," and, "oh, Dio, I loved you all along. Please take me to bed."
>>3368505
You can't ask someone to a date and say no isn't a answer you imbecile, how would you like having someone force them self on you?
>>3368573
Who said it was a date?
You're looking way too far into things.
It's simply me sharing my passion with another.
Besides, if you knew that something would benefit someone, wouldn't you try to force it on them?
Of course.
>>3368573
why are you a bitch and flat?
>>3368505
None of those sound good at all...
>>3368573
(oh darn i was planning on trying kokonoe soon haha)
>>3368573
Let him have this, his asshole is at risk of being pegged by a vampire loli
>>3368615
See you tomorrow, then.
I'll bring two horses.
>>3368616
STOP GIVING HER THAT IDEA
>>3368595
No I would not, even if there's something greater for a person doesn't make it my right to force it onto them, they have to accept it themselves or don't that's how people evolve, forcing something will only result in a failure.
>>3368607
I'm not flat for your information and my tone is only apparent because that man is acting like a idiot.
>>3368615
(I have a few others in store as well, just don't know when to come out, mostly this is out of boredom.)
>>3368616
What they do is ultimately up to them and not me, my opinion should weight nothing in the decision.
>>3368627
>Sigh.
What a tireless buffoon...
>>3368651
(well i gotta bunch of kokonoe pics if you need any!)
>>3368651
Can I have that lolipop?
>>3368651
>Puts my penis in your mouth
>>3368651
You've gotta force a few things when you've got a deadline. Especially with a girl as stubborn as this one.
'You can force a horse to water, but you can't make it drink,' is true, but it's better to force the horse to the water and have a chance than to steer clear of the water altogether.
Anyway, I'm too tired to argue.
>>3368681
I may just be the buffoon you need in your life.
Bring pants, if you have any. It's harder to ride in a dress.
Goodnight, Rachel.
>>3368481
Ship means i want you two to fuck
>>3368473
I'll sum it up in a single picture anon
>>3368573
And who might you be?
>>3368481
>He pulls off his hat then puts it on the young looking lady
And I apologize for being so.. froward but you are fairly cute~
>>3368732
S-Swag?
>>3368681
(I wouldn't mind taking some assistance.)
>>3368682
Eh..I was going to eat that..but I shouldn't have one in my mouth when I'm about to slumber so
feel free to take. savor it I might not give you another pass.
>>3368705
Go to sleep already if you can't handle a simple conversation, goodbye.
>>3368732
The name is Kokonoe Mercury, I'm a researcher for a disclosed subject you need not to know about., did something catch your eye soldier?
>>3368705
Pants..?
Goodnight...
>>3368720
How revolting.
>>3368801
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tfsqcxkpee7mgx0/kokonoe.rar?dl=0
(there ya go. do you mind if i play kokonoe anytime you aren't?)
>>3368914
Don't let me stop you, from the way it's been going for me I come out every blue moon so to speak.
>>3368732
>She lifts the hat off her head and inspects it. She responds to him without looking at him, still observing the hat.
Thank you.
>>3368944
(thanks!)
anyone know the Alma that lewded a little while ago's email or something?
What can change the nature of a man, ERP?
>>3369083
Death.
And love I guess. But mostly death.
>>3369083
The only thing that can change a nature of a pokemon is breeding. So I'm going to say sex.
>plays really loud eurobeat
>>3369083
Sleep.
>>3368743
Yea, I say him and thought he was a cool character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmXuU_MTtJo
>>3368801
>He bows before her
I am Karl Kronen I top nazi assassin, and aye something did catch my eyes, I notice you're not a human are you?
>>3369034
>A smirk plays across his face
wear it with pride uhm... I odn't actually know your name
>>3369162
HOW CAN THEY SEE YOU SMILE IF YOU'RE WEARING A MAAASK
>>3369083
Friendship and love, mostly.
>>3369225
>leaves alone
>>3369162
Rachel. Rachel Alucard.
>She hands the hat back to him and looks at him, her face one of boredom.
And you are?
I wish _____ would show up.
>>3369260
Someone that loves me
>>3369260
someone who likes /ss/
>>3369260
Elphelt
>>3369260
Alma
>>3369297
>Hugs
>>3369297
>Pets the DMG
>>3369323
>Snuggles the anon
Stroke my hair and call me pretty... please
>>3369260
Southern
>>3369330
>Strokes her hair and calls her pretty
>>3369330
>Strokes her hair
Why call you pretty when I can call you beautiful?
>>3369330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTCAu14N_WM
>>3369341
Because they're synonyms and effectively mean the same thing
>>3369331
Why do you wish to summon me petty little swine!??
>>3369329
>>3369337
>>3369341
>Nuzzles into the anons pets
Thanks anons. I love you all<3
>>3369346
That's what I was aiming for~
>>3369307
I wonder who this is.
>>3369355
Put some clothes on.
>>3369356
>boops
Any time, DMG
>>3369367
It's Parsee.
>>3369297
>Snuggles
>>3369242
>He takes the hat then place sit back onto her head
Don't you want Dio to leave you alone?
And I'm Karl Korenen National Socialist party assassin
>>3369171
nfjnydkjtdmr6krf78kitmkt7k65km5m5kjyui6rkmuk,m5
The mask is my face, the mask smiles it blushes it cries everything, PLEASE I don't even rp with the mask
>He cries in a corner gripping is mask/face thing, he's gone insane
>>3369355
I am no swine! Do I look like a jew to you?
>>3369367
Parsee!
>>3369371
YOU WILL NOT COMMAND ME!!
>She howls at the top of her lungs as she speaks to the anon.
>>3369385
No. You look like some child's imaginary friend.
>>3369374
>Is booped
<3
>>3369385
>Snuggles Masked guy
>>3369399
Will you rape me?
>>3369399
Jesus Christ! No need to go all psycho on me just for a comment.
>>3369399
Chuuni ship
stop acting tough
>>3369399
Can you give me a kiss?
>>3369399
>Smacks ass
>>3369385
>She sighs before resigning to having the hat on her head.
Not quite yet. I have a wager to win.
>Her eyebrow raises as she hears his introduction, her curiosity piqued.
Is that a branch of the Librarium I haven't heard of? You look as if you belong to the Intelligence Department.
>>3369355
Little swine? By the time Im done with you, you will be nothing more than an abused carcass!
Anyone still alive?
>>3369559
Lurking until I feel in the mood to slut out.
>>3369559
Nope. Everyone's dead.
I heard howling, ships and psychopaths, the hell is going on?
Welcome back, good hunter.
What is it you desire?
>>3369681
can i have another hug
>>3369681
Can I kiss you.
>>3369646
I wanna fap to this. But I can't fap to anything with blood without feeling like a creep
>>3369681
I wish you were literally fucking dead
>>3369739
>Not fapping to edgy sex.
Gitgud dmg
>>3369564
Who are you?
>>3369705
>The Doll hugs the anonymous hunter.
>>3369737
Only if that's what you desire, dear hunter.
>>3369742
<3
>>3369355
>>3369399
Hmm....So sister Southern's showed up...
>>3369783
thanks doll, i just wanted another hug
have a nice day
>>3369780
Give me her number.
>>3369785
Wait what?!
>>3369799
555-CrazyBitch
I will make the new thread
>>3369809
Sounds like my kind of girl.
>>3369739
The blood in that context doesn't even make any sense anyway, she can just take her own head off at anytime without actually hurting herself, it's detachable.
