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ERP MASQUERADE BALL
SATURDAY NIGHT
(At Dio's Mansion)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445102
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>>3363828
>>3369846
>ball
Do we need dates?
>ship noises
>>3369883
>Arming canon noises
>>3369912
can i have a hug
>>3369883
>>3369912
Safe to blog senpai?
>>3369918
I suppose you can have one if you dare to touch crazy!!
>>3369923
Well well well if it isn't my darling sister~
>>3369912
Oh! It's you! The other abyssals have been looking for you everywhere Southern.
>>3369923
Hello again battleship! I heard those bastard fleet girls invaded this place.
>>3369937
Do it anyways
>>3369941
that's okay
>goes to hug
>>3369959
I just still wonder what was up with the clusterfuck earlier tonight.
Not much to mention otherwise, I had a slow, boring night.
>>3369966
What clusterfuck?
>>3369966
What happened?
>>3369945
Well obviously they were in search of someone who can lead them into battle and not remain at our base twiddling his thumbs!!
>>3369960
>She grins and wraps her arms around the anon's neck and pulls them in squeezing tightly blocking off his airways.
>>3369976
>>3369978
Everyone dogpiled Iowa for writing too much and then it became a general 'if you type too much when you RP you're a problem' shitpost general.
>>3369941
Many of us are here sister...It's nice to see you
>>3369945
This is neutral ground Admiral so it's not really an invasion....But hey...Kanmusu need their dose too I guess.
>>3369941
>Rubs my cock on your breast.
>>3369987
>slaps ass
>>3369986
Not to mention someone who said blogposting is as bad as if not worse than shitposting. Because you're as bad as LD's angst posting, mechanon.
Last night I took a step back and looked at these threads from the pov of a newcomer and all I saw was avafags blogposting. I can see why we don't get many new people here. It was disgusting
>>3369990
Give her the D(ew)
>>3369985
>as he struggles to breathe, he wheezes out a response
i...accept... this fate
>he hugs tighter, deciding to spend his last moments embracing a cute anime girl
>>3370005
>being unable to stand the bantz
Their fault for being pussies
>>3370005
link to the thread?
>>3369986
Sounds like a meme.
Complaining an ava is writing to much is like complaining you got to much food at a restaurant.
Yes there's a balance but generally more is more here.
No matter what you do someone's going to shit on you for it. Because everyone wants something different. Sometimes people want one line quick replies, and sometimes people want long detailed replies. It's your choice to pick out the ava that gives you what you want.
Annnnnd it'll always be cool to be on the other side of issues. So even posters that give it their all like Iowa and me get shit on
>>3369987
So is this a new forwards base of operation?? I like it!!
>>3369988
>Grabs a hold of the dick and begins to twist it until the flesh begins to rip and tear as blood spray all over.
>>3370015
>Lets go of him and kicks then to the floor.
No I'd rather keep tormenting your body, it is quite fun!!
(Anime girl... TRIGGERED!)
>>3370021
That's the thing, it's always backseat complaining from the outside and the person actually playing with said ava doesn't seem to have any problem.
I've had my fair share of being a little overwhelmed when playing with Ragyo, for example, but I take it as a fun challenge myself.
Someone, sit on my face please. Boy or girl I don't care.
>>3370023
>he clutches his sore neck as he breaths in several desperate gasps of air
a hug is all i wanted...
>>3369985
>>3370023
>tries to stay calm as he sees you strangle anon.
Unfortunately even hell has paperwork, and after hearing what happened to us, I was busy.
It would give me no greater joy then to crush those water insects. Or better yet, torture them.
>>3369987
>he sighs
Bloody politics, the entire seas should be ours but no, Of course they decided for a ceasefire, the cowards.
>>3369986
>i get no-one wants crazy long reply chains but that sounds retarded.
>>3370027
Being overwhelmed is not the problem of the ava. But of the anon. If you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen kind of thing.
>>3370028
Hmm? You want a nice big butt squishing your face?~ How does this one look?
>>3370031
>>3370034
Pretty much.
I'll shut up about it as to not taint the thread with shit that should stay buried.
Ribbit
>>3370034
Your butt looks mediocre.
I guess it will do.
>>3369994
>Gasps and coos
Harder!
>>3370023
Eh it's neutral territory sister
>>3370028
Beg for it!~.....
>>3370031
>Shrugs her shoulders
Could be worse
>>3370041
Good idea robodude
>Blows kiss
>>3370046
Oh shit waddup?
>>3370005
In a perfect world the only thing happening in ERP would be typefucking, there would be no drama, no blog posting... but there would be no friends either...
We are all human, and relationships form, some friendly others not so much, it happens, This is how it was on /b/
>>3370051
before your sister kills me, can i have a hug
>>3370023
>>3370051
>My desire to play as Kowan is so high right now, sadly though I am too tired to maintain anything for too long.
>>3370030
You think you can just simply lay a hand on me and not take it in full?? Pitiful creatures, only good for torturing and turning into a play toy.
>>3370031
Now why waste time with sheets of paper when you can work sheets of steel, you would do much better working on our hulls and armaments then in the books.
>>3370051
Neutral territory?? Well that would certainly explain why there was a Kanmusu by herself in this area; sleeping none the less!!
>>3370070
(It's okay.)
>>3370051
Beg for it?
No thanks, you know this will end up with your ass on my face so make it quick.
>>3370050
Mediocre? MEDIOCRE?
My butt is the biggest, bounciest and softest around! And you DARE say it's only par?
>Pouting she crosses her arms, raising her nose high and huffing at your reply
>>3370051
>Slaps her ass harder, causing a loud smack sound and leaving a hand print on her behind.
>>3370074
>he gets up on his knees as he recovers from her deadly hug
i mean, i asked first...
>>3370076
>The anon let's loose a quiet chuckle, just barely audible to the huffing girl. He raises his hands up with a shrug before stuffing them in the pockets of his hooded sweater, a slight grin plastered on his face.
Hey now, I only call 'em as I see 'em. That don't look like the nicest ass around, I might give it a 6 or even a 7 outta 10 but I mean c'mon now you aren't doing much to convince me here sweetheart.
>>3370070
>I'm around for once
>you post this
i'm glad the jews survived the holocaust, karl
>>3370092
>Puffing her reddening cheeks out her pride overtakes her, turning on her heel and raising he skirt up, exposing the soft, white, clinging panties hugging onto her wide hips, perfecty showing off her round cheeks
THIS is only a 7? Are you even looking at it?
>Raising her hand she brings a hard smack down on her plump rump, wiggling it around very slightly to make it jiggle
It's a 10! 10 10 10 10 10!
>>3370051
>>3370074
Definitely, we havent been in battle for a while now, its been driving me insane.
You two sound like you could use some relief. Theres nothing to fight its been driving us all crazy.
>>3370091
Yes which is why I did not end your pitiful life when you touched me.
>She stares towards the anon with malicious intent plastered over her face.
>>3370111
Well I see a target that could certainly use some practice in dealing with the threat of being under fire!!
>Her gaze is locked onto you as her turrets take aim.
>>3370103
Why would you say something so cruel?
They jews are a plague upon this earth!
>>3369846
wut wut
in da but
>>3370109
Psh. A 10? I really hope you're joking honey.
>The anon shows no signs of being impressed, rather he looks quite bored. He slips a hand down into the pocket of his jeans and pulls out his cellphone, checking the time quickly before pushing it back into the small pocket.
Look, I came here to be impressed by a bug beautiful butt, not this poor excuse you insist on pushing. If this is all you have to offer then I'm afraid I might just have to leave.
>>3370109
WHERE
IS
THE
DICK
>>3370058
Hmm...I guess I could....
>>3370070
(I understand the feeling, go get some sleep...We can play another time)
>>3370074
Yep, quite a few have made their way here
>>3370075
Haha....Yeah whatever
>>3370088
>Her pussy twitches
Yes!~ That's the stuff~
>>3370111
>Smirks
Hmm.....
>>3370122
>he stands up on his feet, having caught his breath
well, if you didn't want me to touch you, you could have just said you didn't want a hug...
>>3370140
>he begins to approach her but stops himself suddenly. he crosses his arms and asks
wait... are you gonna attack me after accepting the hug too?
>>3370140
That's what I thought.
Your ass isn't good enough to come close to my face and we both kmow it. You really thought I would beg you for that pathetic excuse for an ass?
>>3370140
And by their selves?? That will make for such simple target practice~
>>3370141
Oh I don't mind the contact at all but I do love to make you pigs suffer for my enjoyment~
>She aims one of her canons at the man and fires with the shells drifting to the side and barely miss him.
>>3370132
I... I...
>The redness of her face intensifies as she puffs out her cheeks, furrowing her brow before pushing the rude anon back onto the floor with a single push to his chest. Jumping on top of him and straddling him. A leg on both sides she wiggles back and forth before yelling at him
YOU WANT A BIG BUTT? I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG BUTT!
>She screams at him before adjusting herself until her plump, soft butt is above his face. The cotton panties hugging her rear tightly before she lowers her butt ontop of your face, pressing your nose between her cheeks as her warmth overtakes the anon
There! How's that for a 10 out of 10 butt!
>>3370134
I'm REALLY good at tucking
>>3370140
>Clearly pleased with the results he slaps her ass again with a even greater force.
>>3370140
Is that a yes?
>>3370164
>he walks up to her, brushing her twintails to calm her down
Easy now. I know youre tense and you need to satisfy the bloodlust but shooting your own admiral is not the way to do it.
Unless youre asking to be punished~
>>3370146
Not at all
>>3370164
>Chuckles
Yes it would
>>3370177
>Bites her lower lip and pushes her ass out some more
>>3370185
>Her eyes glow and a predatory smirk crawls along her lips~
>>3370185
>She begins to growl in a low tone as her rage filled eyes remain locked on him in.
I guess I haven't had my equipment inspected in quite some time.
>>3370197
Now sister I need to make sure you have kept everything working. Your engines, armament, plating and overall performance.
>>3370197
>He roughly gropes her ass before giving it another hard smack.
>>3370168
You.. You.. You what? You realize that your ass isn't ten outts ten mat- Oof! Hey you better watch yourself!
>His expression suddenly changes to one of confusion mixed with fear as the petite girl suddenly knocks him on his ass with a single push. It's true that he wasn't very strong in the physical sense but he sure as hell wasn't expecting this. The girl was clearly smaller then him yet she suddenly overpowered him without any effort at all. All of his teasing and provoking seemed to have worked but he was not as prepared as he thought for the power the girl had, and he could only shudder at the thought of her magical abilities.
Alright alright I know I was teasing a bit too much but relax! No need to be so ha- MMMF.
>He pulls his feet up to his butt and pushes himself a bit closer to the girl, his hands quick to grab onto her thick thighs and begin exploring. He digs his fingertips into her soft skin as he does, dragging them up and down her legs, the scent of her hot pussy driving him wild as his face is soaked with warm sticky juices. He pushes on her enough to draw in a deep breath and goes back, face smothered by her plump ass.
What an Abysmal morning... dundun tisk~
>>3370164
>he flinches at the shell that zooms past him and looks over and watches it as it flies behind him for a few moments. still looking startled, he looks back over at her.
uh... i mean, i guess if that's what makes you happy...
>>3370197
oh, alrighty then
>he continues his approach and goes in for a hug
>>3370222
>Throws a tomato at.
Boooo get off the stage.
H-Hello guys.. It's nice to be here for the first time~
>>3370237
Fuck off
>>3370234
Worth it, we lack puns right now
>>3370197
>he panics slightly, stroking her horns to stay calm
Christ how long HAS it been since youve spilled blood? You looked like some kind of yandere for a second.
>>3370211
>he laughs a little, and starts to run a hand along her curves, still stroking her hair with the other.
You know if you wanted that, you could have just said so. How long has it been since youve killed an enemy Southern?
>>3370237
A-Aqua?
HG is doing a bdsm test. Go in there and start seducing hgfags.
>>3370237
hi, welcome
can i have a hug
>>3370237
Welcome to /ERP/, cutie. May I get your name?
>>3370237
Welcome, can we get your name first?
>>3370252
D-Don't listen to this anon!
>>3370217
>Feeling his hot breath glide along her soft, lightly covered sensitive area she shivers slightly, tensing up as she feels his busy finger explore her pale skin, regaining focus she begins to bounce slightly on top of his face. The soft, slightly damp panties pushing again and again on his mouth, wetting his lips and chin with her dripping sweet juices, with a soft breath she speaks
Ah~ How's that hmm? This is what you wanted right? A PERFECT ass all over you?~
>She taunts as she pushes her rear into his face with a harsh push, covering his entire face in the warmth of her rear before lifting off of him for a moment. Letting him speak
>>3370237
Well hello, it's nice to have you around here as well. And your name is?
>>3370252
>hg has a megumin
on it boss
>>3370247
>>3370222
You're a very punny man.
>>3370211
Well well....Go right ahead~
>>3370215
F-Fuck!~...Lick it~
>>3370227
>Hugs and pats their head
>>3370248
>Chuckles
Oh I have plenty of blood to play with....
>Smirks
My dearest Admiral...~
>>3370283
Charming comes in many flavors and i consider myself Neapolitan~
>>3370237
Wassup Lana?
>>3370296
Go shawty, it sherbert day!
>>3370264
>He takes in another deep breath, holding onto it for a few seconds as he fights to regain composure, the shock from her display of dominance wearing off. The change in her tone also puts a sly grin on his face, she was so dominate a moment ago but as soon as he began caressing her she lost it. Was it really is teasing that bothered her or was it something else? He realized something, maybe she was just desperate, she was already soaked at this point despite his rude front towards her. It didn't matter how he acted. Like a puppy craving to be pet, she could easily be sated with a bit of attention, and with that in mind he continued his game.
Hah, you call this perfect? I was simply taken back by the way you tried to manhandle me, that's all. I still believe that you're only a 7. Altough with that attitude and the way you are treating me that lowers the overall score here. I'd say you're just a 5 with a cute ass, but nothing extraordinary.
>>3370284
>he starts to grope her breasts whilst she keeps getting ideas.
Now now, a good battleship can show restraint and wait for the right time to unleash hell. I wonder if you'll be able to control yourself.
>he starts to squeeze them rough, sucking on her neck whilst she reacts
>>3370296
Im more of a bittersweet kind of person.
>>3370284
>He knees down behind her and takes a moment to admire her perfectly shaped ass and dripping cunt before getting straight to work on pleasuring her.
>>3370237
Hey Lana Del Rey
>>3370369
You guys are terrible but I don't have anything else to do so hurry up and get it on.
>>3370331
>Puffing out her cheeks she reaches back behind her. Something in her head knows she's being manipulated, but the combined lust and frustration overtakes her as she slips her soft white panties to the side, exposing her little warm slit and her tight little hole before she presses them both to the anon's face, wiggling her wide hips side to side to get comfortable she rests her warm, wet slit to your lips
How about THAT? Huh?! I know you love this butt! Don't lie!
>She yells in a frustrated tone. However her words are shaky, never does she lift her bottom, she doesn't need or want your words. all she wants is your attention
>>3370359
>its cool dont worry
>>3370388
>well why dont you show him how its done?
SUMMONING NUE
>>3370415
NO
O
Pls come here nue
SUMMONING CLOWNPIECE
>>3370415
>>3370436
>>3370441
What are you doing?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU'LL KILL US ALL
SUMMONING DARKLINK
>>3370449
hey, can i have a hug
>>3370449
>rubs nipples.
SUMMONING VINO AND HIS GANG
>>3370462
>Wrapping her arms around the anon she presses her chest to him, holding him in a tight embrace
There ya go anon~
>>3370464
Hey! Stop that!
>>3370396
Lie? Me? Never! This is just all I have at the moment. If I were offerered any other ass I would be out of here in a heart beat! Don't try and mistake me for any other guy, I don't jump at the first sight of a pussy.
>With this he draws another breath before she locks his head between her beautiful thighs, her naughty bits now exposed to him. He brings his hands to rest on her hips now and holds her tightly, placing a soft teasing kiss on her clit. His tongue pokes out past his lips and just barely begins to circle around her warm, soaked, twitching cunt.
>>3370467
Hey Mechanon.
>>3370449
>young anon rests his head on your chest
I will--I'll fight them off as if you were my mommy.
>>3370477
>rubs them harder.
But you like it silly.
>>3370481
Not even close but still no cigar. Lurk more.
SUMMONING IOWA
>>3370473
Please no
>>3370477
>he embraces her in return and enjoys the firm hug for a few seconds before breaking it.
thanks, that was nice
be seeing you, friend
In case some of you might've missed the news, the Liru flash from seismic is finally out.
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2042136
>>>/h/4295000
>>3370494
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
SUMMONING EVERYONE EXCEPT LD.
>>3370503
Oh, damn. Based Miya, I fucking love seismic!
>>3370509
Trust me, I know that proverb well. One of my biggest enemies lived by that mentality.
>>3370513
do not wake up the aliceposter
>>3370503
I doubt you'll reply but good morning from my part of the world, Miyafuji-chan.
>>3370478
>Feeling his warm, wet tongue lick along her soft pink folds she tries her best to resist , balling up her fists and sighing loudly as he licks and teases her most sensitive spot, he legs tighten up and squeeze your hair, squirming around as you eat at her wet slit
St-stop... th-that... You're... You're going to make me...
>>3370484
>Pets the anon as he rests on her large soft breasts
There there... there ther..
>>3370489
>Flails about and punches the anon
STOOOOP
>>3370495
Loves and kisses anon <3
>>3370513
She's gone anon. it's okay. She wont hurt us anymore... until the 18th....
>>3370522
I know of a damaged young boy who also lives by that motto.
Good morning krusty krew! :)
>>3370536
>he keeps on teasing her body as much as he can, groping her ass tightly as she flails, smacking it.
Dont you want it rough dmg?
>>3370564
People
Order
Our
Patties
>>3370536
Psh, how lame. I'm not even doing anything and you're almost at your limit? What a shame, I suppose I should finish you quickly and wrap this up.
>He shakes his head in a slow teasing manner before flicking his tongue at her clit. He shifts around beneath her amd presses his face closer, nibbling her clit now but being gentle so he doesn't hurt her. After a few moments of this he decideds to finish it and softly suckles on her sensitive nub, not stopping until she had be satisfied.
>>3370564
:)
>>3370564
good morning, friend. can i have a hug?
>>3370564
Morning grey and deliciously flat chested witch.
Hey guys, I just had the best morning.. EVER! Be sure to like this post to hear all about it! ;)
>>3370535
Ohaiyo anon-san!~
Hope you'll have a wonderful day.
>>3370598
Liked and subscribed
>>3370598
Upvoted.
>>3370569
>Her body freezes as you tease her, shivering lightly, her cheek tinting a pink
H-hey... No...
>>3370575
>As his lips and tongue flick and dance around her little nub she pants and sighs aloud, wiggling around on top of him as he does so, her sweet juices leaking over his face before she bites her own lip to contain her loud orgasmic moan. Going limp on top of him she sighs
I.. I-I'm... sorry...
>>3370522
>Covers your eyes with my hands.
Guess who.
>>3370503
>tfw you will never make the Miyafuji make that face ;_;
>>3370564
The pink sub's back.
>>3370622
Marisa?
>>3370622
Link?
>Blake
>>3370631
Wrong!
>>3370532
I AM ALWAYS HERE
Except when I'm not.
>>3370622
The yellow bandit?
>>3370622
>Pets the cute Parsee
>>3370622
Asellus?
>>3370644
H-hello.
>>3370653
Hiya bridge guard! How're you doing today?
>>3370618
>He lets her rest for a few moments before carefully rolling her limp body aside, resting her on her back. He sits down beside her and flashes a soft smile, caressing her cheek with his fingers.
Sorry for what sweetheart? You tried your best. You wanted to act all big and tough but look what happened. It's understandable, but I also hope I can't let you off that easily.
>Saying this he lays on his side facing her and presses up onto her slightly, burying a hand between her thighs. Using two fingers her spreads her soaked outer lips and begins caressing her inner folds.
>>3370657
I am doing perfectly fine. What about yourself?
>>3370653
MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
>>3370665
its dat frog
o shit wadup
>>3370580
;)
>>3370585
Sure, I need one anyway since I just drove all the way somewhere for nothing ;;
>>3370592
Morning faceless person
>>3370629
Theres no way i'm the only pink sub
>>3370662
Much better now that I can bug you!
>He moves forward a quickly gives her a hug
>>3370674
I want to ride that cock
>>3370672
Diego doesnt seem to be around this morning but do you want to play with anons this early?
>>3370672
i'm sorry to hear that, it must suck
hugs are always nice
>goes in for a hug
>>3370564
Good Morning, ded hours!
>>3370705
Hello sexy~
>>3370705
Morning, mate.
long time ago, me and my brother kyle here
we was hitch-hikin' down, a long and lonesome road
>>3370717
m8
>>3370731
Happy friday, yo
>>3370705
morning, can i have a hug
>>3370736
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
needs more butt
>>3370750
Sure I guess.
>Hug
So, I know it's dead right now but who wants a nice face to sit on.
>>3370786
>enjoys the hug
thanks for that, friend. be seeing you
>>3370796
Later, friend.
>>3370692
I might, I gotta think about it since I'm also working on a project that pretty much has to get done today... ;;;
>>3370694
>Hug
It's chill dude
>>3370705
Hi bb
>>3370683
Why would you want to brother me?!
>>3370816
Because Parsee a cute! A cute!
>He pulls her in closer, starting to rub her back
So, I'm a person who loves ERP. I got accounts with Blue Moon and F-List, but I'm usually unsatisfied and underwhelmed with most other RPers, and the ones who do meet my standards never hang around long enough to sate my hunger for quality lewd writing. I find it impossible to write my own smut without a partner to react to it, and I'm often left wondering if I should just drop this hobby all together.
This is my first time posting in this thread and I'm not entitely sure what "ava" is or the other internal memes you guys are posting. Can anyone point me towards some beginner's info?
>>3370815
Im sure you are able to get fucked in the ass while you work, you seem like a multi tasker to me.
>>3370815
>embraces her and enjoys the tender hug for a while before letting go
even though the day didnt start off right, doesnt mean the rest cant be good. i hope you have a good day, friend.
>>3370815
>Blows kiss
>>3370816
>Pets the parsee.
>>3370815
Looks like you got a full plate for today, huh
>>3370836
an ava is just a character someone consistently rps as
>>3370831
Please don't..... I am really sensitive and fragile.
>>3370844
>Hugs.
Come out lurkers, show yourself to me.
>>3370872
Always stick your dick in crazy
>>3370872
>Rubs cock against ass.
>>3370869
Hmm? I know, especially these
>He gently touches her ear tips
>>3370872
Hello crazy sexy
>>3370851
Yes, I procrastinated :/
>>3370844
Xoxo <3
>Blows kiss back for bb
>>3370841
You too, friendo
>>3370840
Mmmaybe
>>3370836
As someone said, an ava is short for avatar I think which is a character you rp as. Though a lot just go anon. For instance, one of my avas is Jinx :>
There's a whole wide range of writing quality here. And unless your standards are literally impossibly high, you'll find someone. Mercy's not around right now but they're one of the best. Not really sure where I'd rank myself, though. If you observe at the livelier hours you'll see what it's really like.
>>3370896
Its not like its hand written, you can probably type just fine while bent over your desk and fucked in your needy ass and when you hand it in you will know how dirty you were when you wrote it and that just makes it hotter.
>>3370896
>Mercy
>Best
Please unfuck yourself.
Ohhh people are really starting to show up now, Ive always wanted to try charming someone so maybe i should try that today...
>>3370930
I-I can't ;; You'll have to take it up with someone else
And I didn't say /best/. From what I observe, they're really well-written.
Someone post some hot chick pussy pls.
>>3370896
So, everyone just RPs in the thread as one giant cluster fuck? Does anyone post ads for off site RPing?
>>3370958
Choose your destiny.
>as if Aeris doesn't shave that shit honestly
>>3370984
There is the discord and some people plug their f list and both get laughed out
>>3370896
So get that other stuff done first?
>>3370984
Soooort of, yea. But it works unless someone starts shit or there's a lot of shitposting.
Not really, but sometimes the invite links to the Discord float around.
>>3370984
>everyone just RPs in the thread as one giant cluster fuck?
Yup.
>Does anyone post ads for off site RPing?
Some people give away their emails for private sessions. There's also the erp discord (used mostly by avas)
>>3370992
My mind read this in the Mortal Kombat voice
>>3370998
yes i plan to
>>3371003
ROUND ONE
FUCK
>>3370992
Yuffie!!!!!
>>3371009
FLAWLESS VICTORY
SEXUALITY
>>3370992
Honestly, Tifa.
>>3371022
>Impregnation Score Modifier x2
>>3371073
And what's wrong with cute romantic Vanilla?
>>3370415
>>3370436
WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?
>>3371102
Nothing, until that obscenely-grippy martial-artist womb is overflowing.
>>3370503
Somebody linked it in the thread last night.
The video game goat.
>>3370992
can't wait until they make Aeris the "timid quiet generic healer bitch" personality wise in FF7: You Can (Not) Re-Make
>>3371161
Cloud Crossdressing was her idea (and she seemed dangerously excited by the idea). And she didn't hesitate to threaten to bite a slumlord pimp's balls off. Never forget.
>>3371132
Long as it doesn't break my dick.
>>3370415
Hurry up please, I can't be waiting all day.
>>3371189
Worth it to get up in that, though.
>>3370999
Does anyone ever run *roll* playing ERPs, say Pathfinder or 5e d&d? Or is it all freeform?
>>3371203
Or a nice titfuck.
>>3371208
Classic Tifa is practically fucking begging to have a dick between those monsters. Advent Children Tifa is far more "realistically" built, sadly.
>>3371012
>implying this isnt as close as you'd get to the Yuffie-pussy
>Begins to slowly strip off their clothing
>>3371228
Getting jerked off in secret and she flashes her breasts to make me get off faster, sounds like a good time to me
>>3371235
Pay another Materia or two and you might even get to see that ninja-pussy.
>>3371243
DONE
>>3371254
W-What?
>>3371204
Sometimes we do themed ones. But mostly freeform. You could try to start one... As for D&D, the only relevant thing I know od is the dnd room on the discord
>>3370992
>the things that happened while Cloud somehow rolled to get the "date night" with Barret
>>3371291
FF7-world is advanced enough to have cell phones, you just know Aeris (and probably Yuffie) were lewd-selfie posting on Midgar-Snapchat.
>>3371312
>swipe
>swipe
>swipe
>holy shit no way she's legal
>>3371373
Just like the real thing.
zzzzz
>>3371464
>rolls onto back and pushes thighs apart
Why are the threads so slow lately?
>>3371464
>Pets the sleeping puppy ship
>>3371487
Its the middle of the day for both eurofags and amerifats
>>3371487
It's Friday, anon. People do have lives, you know. We have jobs and go to school
>>3371474
>>3371493
Two kinds of people.
And both of them suck horribly at role play.
>>3371502
I don't
>>3371281
Could I start an erotic quest thread on /trash?
>>3371527
Well not all of us can fully dedicate our lives to musky cock.
>>3371474
Yaaaawnnn..... anooon?
>She slightly opens her eyes, looking at the anon's face
>>3371493
Good morning aa..noon... zzzz
>>3371589
that filename makes me hard
>>3371531
Who?
>>3371599
a character Jun was going to play and wanted to see if he was around
>>3370441
Do, do , da dooo
Have no fear for I am here.
>>3371502
Its summer break for kids, no one has school anymore.
>>3371565
(I'll write a reply but for the most part I think he might of left. Sorry!)
>>3370659
>Still very sensitive from the orgasm she just had each touch feels much more intense than usual. Her body shivering and twitching at every little touch
Y-You.. you didn't like.. m-my body...
>>3371582
SHUT UP ABOUT STINKY DICKS
>>3371597
Right? And the "INTERNETEXPLORER" in all caps, what a fucking tease.
>>3371632
>No one takes summer courses
yh ok
>>3371642
god yes
its a full package
>>3371641
>STINKY DICKS
holy shit my sides
>>3371641
You made him leave now how will I jerk off >>>>>:(
>>3371641
Not my fault you take to cock musk like its a fucking drug.
>>3371686
BIG
MEATY
SMELLY
DONGS
>>3371724
I'm sorry anon! Maybe you can stroke to my big soft titties?~
>>3371742
I do not! Lying butt
>>3371701
>overcharge
>for 16 year old athletic poon
no such fucking thing
>>3371766
Oh, I have better plans for you.
>pic related
>>3371805
I'd make about the same face as she is holy shit.
>>3371805
>That expression
>That cock
STOP
>>3371829
Like this isn't you with a musky dick.
>>3371829
You want me to stop, you have to do something about it.~
>>3371869
DELETE THIS
>>3371869
>>3371872
You're both meanie. Turning me on with promises of musky cocks
>>3371869
We need an asuka like holy shit
>>3371935
Aww poor DMG, bullied by people who'd have her begging for more cock like a little slut~
>>3371945
There's been some brief plays as her here and there, but never consistently and always people who disappear after 1/3 of a "scene".
>>3371935
>>3371935
You're the one that stopped what you were doing before! Now you have to help me finish, it's only fair. Unless you want me to take my cock elsewhere..?
>>3371981
>dat WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID THIS COME FROM face
>>3371954
I-I wont beg! That's stupid...
You're stupid!
>>3371981
That's also lewd
>>3371987
Fiiine. I'll help you~ Sorry about before.
How would you like me to help?~
>>3372025
Really~
You're not gonna beg no matter what?
*Unzips pants*
>>3372025
Well first, how about you tell me just how much you want my cock.~
>The anon had just come home from eight hours of hard work, it was warm and he had been working outside all day. He slowly undoes the button on his jeans and slides the zipper down. He hooks his thumbs into the waistband of his boxers and pulls them down along with his jeans, letting them fall to a pile around his ankles, his cock springing free from its hot sweaty confinement.
>>3372025
>>3372086
kiiiiinda wanna nom on that
>>3372042
>She whines as she hears the unzipping of your pants, knowing what's under it she shifts back and forth
N-no.. No I wont...
>>3372071
>Smelling the strong scent of the sweaty anon's cock she stiffens up, her body tense and shivering she stares at the sweaty member, soon plugging her nose from the musky scent
N-no! I.. I d-don't want a big.. sweaty... gross cock...
>>3372086
That's a cute cock~
>>3372086
I think it's time to blow this thing.
Get everybody and their stuff together.
Ok. Three, two, one. Let's jam.
I hate most of you.
>>3372119
Oh alright then~
>He pulls down the hem of his boxers, a long cock almost folding out it those confines as he approached, smell faint in the air.
>>3372141
Anybody know the source? Looks like an oldschool hentai.
>>3372139
>Snuggles Dio
>>3372141
>Her eyes widen as she stares at the large, bouncing cock, whining lightly as she gazes, her legs clamping together tightly
H-hey! Put that away...
>>3372119
Oh really now? It's been a rough day babe, are you sure you don't want any of this before I hit the shower?
>He wraps a hand around hid lengthy shaft and begins rubbing it back and forth, taking a step closer to her.
I didn't get any breaks today because we were short staffed. It's been building up like this all day now~
>>3372170
Well, might as well~
>He pushes the girl's shoulders down harshly, the thick length in from of her face, smell assaulting her fully.
Any idea where I can put it?
>>3372170
>He halfheartedly wiggles away from the snuggling.
Unhand me.
hey its dildio
>>3372188
>Staring at the thick, sweaty cock the extreme scent fills her nose. Her cheeks burning with a red blush as her knees shake
... I.. W-well...
>>3372215
>As you push her down she falls without a fight. Her knees already weak she almost moans as the thick, fat cock hangs in front of her face, she opens her mouth to speak. but words never come out, just a slight moan as she gazes at the huge cock
>>3372223
But.. Uncle Dio...
>She squeezes dio another time, nuzzling her head into his chest
>>3372262
Silly memeosaur
>>3372269
Oh sorry? You'll have to speak up.
>He pushed his cock to run against her face, the smell almost pushed in full Ito her as the warmth against her face seemed to spread.
What was that about not begging?
>>3372269
You..? Well..?
>He steps forward again and takes one of her hands, rubbing it against his stiff length slowly, base to tip.
It's either a yes or a no~
>>3372273
stomping on leaves and making a big ol mess etc however that shit went
>>3372269
And don't call me that. I'm not your uncle.
>He tries to wriggle out from her grasp but eventually just lays down and accepts his fate.
>>3372273
>>3372305
Roar! I'm a Dino! I eat plant leaves! I stomp around and make a big ol mess! Roar!
>>3372292
>With a whine she rubs her face all along the thick, smelly cock, letting the scent stick to her flustered face. Pecking at it with kisses and a few slight licks as you run it along her face. Almost unable to contain herself her hand slips down between her legs and begins to rub herself lightly, panting hot breaths as the thick cock bullies her face
>>3372302
>Her hand gives no protest as you force it onto your own fat cock, her grip stroking along it, squeezing it's huge size, the sweat and musk coating her soft pale skin
B-big... meanie..
>>3372355
But Uncle Dio sounds cute! It fits you! Come on. I know under that hard reptile skin is a warm heart~
>>3372375
....There's no such thing.
You have no proof.
Wryyy.
>>3372375
I'm the big meanie? You're the reason I'm like this sweetheart~
>He kicks his pants and boxers aside and pulls his shirt off, pushing her back onto the bed. He steps up betweem her legs and grabs her thighs with a firm grip, now rubbing his stiff musky cock up against her already soaked pussy.
Of course you aren't wearing any panties~
>>3372375
Good girl~ go on. See how it really tastes.
>He pushed the tip against her lips, running them along, letting a drop of precum smear against them, the scent almost directly in her nose overwhelming.
>>3372389
Big tough Dio is a big softie at heart~ I know you're a big mush bag. you don't have to be tough with me~
>She nuzzles her cheek into his chest again, sighing and squeezing him
>>3372445
>Turning her head to the side in embarrassment she blushes a burning red, wiggling around as your fat cock prods her tight little wet slit, the only protests being her light moaning and small shifts away doing nothing
I... I-it's just because...
>>3372477
>Closing her eyes she wraps her soft dusty rose lips around the head of the thick cock, letting her mind take over as the smell takes her mind, her thoughts fading as she becomes drunk on the lust. Her sloppy kisses pecking all over the smelly cock, licking and suckling it all over,
Ahh... So... big...
>>3372525
>He pulls her back from the cock, a hand tangles in her hair, holding her firm in place as his large tip was just out of reach of her, a drop of precum calling to her just far away to be unreadable by her tongue, and even the smell, now pasted over her face twisted in lust only seemed to get stronger.
So let's see now. Do you still not want my cock?
>>3372525
'Softie?' 'Mush bag?'
>His face grows red, though mostly due to the frustration of being humiliated.
D-Damn it, wench, release me this instant. I, Dio, am not a toy for you to play with!
>>3372525
Just because what. You wanted this thick musky cock to pound you into submission?
>Tearing her skirt off he grabs her hips tightly, fingers digging into her skin as he parts her outer lips with the head of his cock, her juices flowing and making it easier for him to force himself into her. He lets out a low groan as he splits her, bottoming out in her tight wet cunt.
>>3372581
>Staring at the big, thick cock she whines a little, pushing her face towards the dripping, sticky member, mouth agapped as she tries to taste it once more but to no avail.
I.... I want it...
>>3372596
....
>Waves to Poison
>>3372602
A big soft teddy bear that I love to squeeze and love~
>She grins widely as she hears the slight stutter in his voice, and sees the blush on his cheeks
>>3372610
>Nodding rapidly she shifts side to side as the thick, fat member opens her hole open, filling her tight little cunt with a single push. Her hole tightens and twitches ad the member fills her, bucking her hips she takes the cock deep in her
Ahh~ Ahh~
>>3372622
The ass is fat.
>>3372622
Just the right amount though.
>>3372613
>His hand doesn't move, his cock slightly swinging, teasing her with that drop.
I'm not quite convinced yet~
>>3372613
I, Dio, don't need love! I, Dio, have made it this far without any sort of affection. I, Dio, will continue that way!
>He goes on 'wryyy'ing in protest a couple more times, continuing to struggle against her grip.
>>3372703
>Closing her eyes tight she tightens her face, the frustration showing on her face before she opens her almost drooling mouth to yell
GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT THAT BIG STINKY COCK! I NEED IT! I NEED IT!
>>3372718
"I, Dio" is a big cutie pie~
>She reaches up to the boy's cheek, pinching it with a giggle
>>3372613
Hello dear ~
>>3372645
>He wastes no time on the small girl, leaninf forward he grabs her wrists and pulls her arms down, her hands rubbing against her inner thighs. With each slow thrust he makes into he he tugs on her arms, pulling her closer and allowing him to push in deeper.
>>3372718
Dioooooo.
Come over here and give me a kiss.
>>3372771
>Kisses before Dio does.
>>3372758
>No mei
It hurts
>>3372720
See~ was that so hard?
>He didn't wait for an answer, plunging the musky monster into her mouth and slowly pushing past the threshold of her throat, every inch sliding in.
>>3372738
I'm not anything of the s-
>As her fingers make contact with his face, another loud 'wryyy' escapes his mouth, though that's the extent of what he could do in that situation.
>>3372771
>He looks over to the spider girl with an eyebrow raised and a smirk painting his lips.
Aren't we feeling forward tonight?
>He strides over to her and, resting his hands on her hips, delivers the kiss she'd requested.
>>3372743
>Gazing at the beautiful form before her she eyes her up and down, stammering her next words
I.. Y-you're looking fine today. How you doing?
>>3372747
>At each pump of your hips she sighs aloud, groaning and moaning as you push your cock deeper and deeper into her, as you pull on her arms to fuck her deeper she whines and moans, wiggling her hips in circles as you pump into her
Ahh~ F-fuck..
>>3372758
Holy THICC
>>3372791
Peach has a folder. but Peach also don't thread
>It hurts. Everyday it hurts.
>>3372797
>As the cock finally hits her mouth again she pushes her face forward, moaning happily she licks and slurps all over his thick, smelly mess of a cock, letting the smell take her again, rocking her rock back and forth as the member takes her throat
Mhmm...
>>3372758
Those thighs are made for lewding.
Best JoJo ship is Kakyoin x Jotaro prove me wrong
>>3372815
>Keeping you on the edge of the bed he plops himself down onto her, pinning her arms between them he hugs her slightly and brings his hands up around her shoulders, holding them now as he pounds her harder, balls slapping against her ass
>>3372825
>>3372828
Alright listen up this is my subject
My JoJo ships for each part are as follows.
Part 1: Jonathan & Erina, obviously
Part 2: Joseph & Suzi, obviously
Part 3: Polnareff & that one Egyptian lady that was never named from the Alessi episode
Part 4: Rohan & Reimi
Part 5: Mista & Trish
Part 6: F.F. & Jolyne
Part 7: Hot Pants & Diego
Part 8: Gappy & Yasuho
Those are the superior ships
Anything else is wrong
>>3372777
Oh my, that was unexpected.
>>3372812
Well I figure I owe you that much atleast.
....speaking of which I don't suppose you could spare 100 dollars could you?
>>3372856
Mei is the perfect level of thick that is cute and boner inducing as all hell.
Her tits, ass, thighs, she is rocking it all.
>>3372871
>>3372869
Oh, that's what this is about.
>A layer of disappointment drifts across his face and, with an exasperated sigh, he retrieves $100 from his pocket and hands it to her.
Here.
>>3372815
I'm feeling alright honey, you don't look bad but I'm afraid I have stuff to do now ~
>>3372879
Heart pupils
Make every hentai scene twice as enjoyable.
>>3372854
>As you pound into her sweet little hole she squirms around, panting and sighing as you fill her again and again. Her legs kicking slightly as you fuck her senseless
Ahhh! Fuck!~ I want your cum~ Fill me with your cum please!
>>3372859
>Part 3: Polnareff & that one Egyptian lady that was never named from the Alessi episode
Don't remind me that was a thing...
>>3372904
Darn.. Well until next time!
>Blow kisses
>>3372815
(hate to leave when it's getting good, but I gotta go. <3 best cockslut though)
>>3372921
Heh.. You're gonna have to wait a bit longer for that babe. But don't worry, I have a looot stored up.
>He bites your neck and pounds away at your cunt, a few squirts of precum shootinf from the head of his cock and into your tight hole.
>>3372918
>>3372891
Hey now what's with that frown? You know I love you ᴬᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᶰᵉʸ
>>3372869
>Kisses you on the lips this tie before grabbing your hand, smiling towards you.
>>3372944
You keep being you Popsicle. I'm gonna go either fap to mei now or start drinking. Keep up the good work though.
>>3372935
>(Don't worry about it. hope you enjoyed <3)
>>3372937
>Wrapping her legs around you she squeezes you close, keeping your fat, thick cock deep inside her. Her warm insides squeezing and stroking your cock as you pump in and out
Ahh~ C-cum inside me when you're ready~
>>3372944
I wanna kiss Mei's sweaty tummy all over
>>3372967
Love you <3
>>3372921
Kek ikr
I like how even Jotaro felt bad for him and put his hand on Polnareff's shoulder like "It's gonna be alright man."
>>3372948
Of course. That's fine, that's why I have the money, after all. Think nothing of it, there's plenty more.
I don't know why I thought any different.
>>3372979
I don't really think you love me, but sure I'll take all the love I can get.
>>3372975
>He suddenly lost it as she pulled him in, keeping him from withdrawing. As he bottomed out inside of her he began to cum without warning, repeatedly splattering her insides with hot sticky cum. This went on for what seemed like an eternity, he had been unable to relieve himself for over a month before this point.
>>3372987
Almost everything in part 3 was so shit. I got bored this morning and finish listing my favorite to least favorite stands for part 3. And I quickly remembered how shitty most of those stands were
>This is some how the most popular part of Jojo
Kill me.
>>3373017
>Sighing loudly as you finish deep inside her the warmth of your sticky cum fills her, her body jolting a few times from her own intense orgasm, sighing and letting her leg go limp on his sides
>>3372960
>Squirms in your grasp a bit, before accepting it and kissing you back.
Parsee, this is so sudden.
>>3372987
Oh, well I guess if you acknowledge it it's ok.
>Skips off into the horizon.
>>3373070
How does miss rachel want to be served today?
>>3373070
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>3373070
Afternoon, Rachel.
I see you decided not to dress for the occasion.
>>3373091
I don't think Part 3 was bad per se it just had bad writing/powers
It had an A in potential though
mechanon, you here?
>>3373070
>The anon did not have a death wish, he simply loved causing mischief, especially when "pranks" he pulled were.. Something more. At this point he been waiting up in this tree for more then a few hours. He rubbed his eyes and yawned, but jolted up as he saw someone drawing close. With a slick grin he got into position and undid his pants, whipping out his member and waiting for the oerfect moment, he unleashed a jet of hot golden piss upon the girls hair and all over her back. Not fully realizing who the target of his "prank" was he drops down from the tree, stumbling a bit before running off away from the now soaked girl.
>>3373093
>Parsee places her index finger onto their lips.
Shhhhh, less talking and more cuddling.
>>3373118
I have to admit. It opened the door for letting Jojo expand as a series. but itself was so... Fuck I hated it. In my opinion I think it's the weakest Jojo part. Even lesser than part 1
>>3373147
What about Part 4?
Did you like it? Part 4's my favorite by far.
>>3373162
2>4>1>3
So yeah. Part four is awesome. It caught that half serious half wacky tone part 2 had. it kept it's story grounded. While at the same time keeping it fun
I'm finishing part 5 today so I'll add that to my ranking list too soon
>>3373091
I hope you enjoyed that sweetheart~
>He stands back up slowlt and moves back, his cock coming out of her with an overflow of his cum following after and leaking out onto the bed
>>3373141
>Gwen curls her fingers tightly around the girl, before pulling her in for another kiss, pushing her lips against Parsee's.
Hello
It's me, Aradia.
Welcome to die.
>>3373195
>You're one of those people that prefer Part 2 over the rest
There's the door
>>3373210
Dude, same!
>>3373205
I can't find the Marvel Legends Spider Gwen fogure anywherw and it's killing me.
>>3373195
>You're one of those people that prefer Part 2 over the rest
Excellent taste as always, DMG. If I weren't busy I'd give you a big, musky cock.
Hey I woke up from my impromptu nap but my room is the tundra so now im laying in the sun whats up
Update: A BREE A BEE JUST ASSAULTED ME OH GOD
>>3373205
>Parsee's cheeks became a slight red color as her hands move onto their waist, holding her close. As they kissed, Parsee closed her eye, slowly slipping her tongue into their mouth, allowing it to coil around their tongue.
>>3373201
>Laying still on the bed she pants and moans as the creamy cum leaks out of her
Th-thank you...
>>3373217
Joseph is also best Jojo
And the Wammu fight rivals DioVsJotaro from part 3 in my eyes.
*adjusts hipster glasses*
>>3373237
NO MORE MUSKY COCKS!
>>3373241
Did you just post with an update at the bottom?
The legend herself.
>>3373236
You're Aradia too? Wow, small world.
>>3373110
You tell me, subject.
>>3373116
How to make an entrance.
>>3373118
A lady of my status does not own any pants.
>>3373140
>Noticing the retreating prankster, Rachel simply looked in his direction and suddenly he found himself running against a powerful wind current. Powerful enough to make it difficult to even walk forward. With every attempted step, the gust got stronger and stronger, eventually becoming forceful enough to blow the anon off of his feet and send him flying backwards. He tumbled backwards, back towards the small girl he had just pissed on. The wind dragged him across the ground until he lay at her feet. When he landed in front of her, she lifted her boot and slammed it down hard on him, stopping the wind and his tumbling as soon as it connected with him. If he were to look up, he'd see the face of the girl he pissed on. A face full of seething tranquil fury. She did not speak a word, her expression saying all that needed to be said.
>>3373255
Musky cocks <3
>>3373259
Listen i almost just died from... My incorrigible fear of bees just now
>>3373255
Joseph is third worst JoJo
Part 2 is second worst part
It was so fucking weak as a whole
Caesar was garbage
Esidesi was underwhelming as a villain
Santana was useless
Pointless chariot fight out of nowhere
Kars pulls the bullshit immortality card from every anime ever 'because he's evil for some reason'
Gets blasted into space by a volcano, yep, cause that's how physics work
>>3373273
Whoops, wrong anon. Phone posting is hard.
>>3373225
Er, is Mistress Morrigan here? Me thinks /v/ was trying to tell us something.
>>3373273
Oh yeah, bud. I'm totally from that place you just said, yup!
>>3373247
>Gwens tongue pushes against her partner's, slowly dancing around it. She pushes her tongue into Parsee's mouth, exploring the moist cavern and savoring the taste of her spit.
ACHTUNG!
GERMAN STEEL COMING TROUGH!
>>3373276
>He shrugs, shaking his head slightly at her unfaltering stubbornness.
Ah, that's fine. It'll just be more annoying for you to mount the horse.
>He puts up two fingers from each hand and folds back his lips, jamming his fingers into his mouth and blowing to create an ear-piercingly loud whistle. It's not long before a white horse with a star on its forehead comes running around the corner. He pets its mane upon its arrival, looking down at Rachel.
This is my Silver Bullet. He's highly trained, he'd never buck you off.
>>3373289
You almost died of FEAR? My goodness, that must have been terrifying :^)
Glad you're alive
>>3373290
To each their own. Through some of your points I agree with Santana was pointless other then introing the power of the pillermen.
And Esidesi was a weak build up. but I loved his fight.
But almost every other point I disagree with. But to each their own~
>>3373346
GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE BEST IN ZE WORLD
>>3373354
>KEK
JAWOHL!
It sure is~
>>3373276
Heh, that was great, she didn't even see it.. Coming..? Huh?!
>He tried his best to continue running, with a strained look on his face he puts his all into it, every fiber of his being focused on his legs as he continues his futile attempt to run from the biggest mistake of his life. He lifts his arms to shield his face from the wind but it was already far to late for him by now. He cried out in a mixture of pain and surprise, his rag doll of a body flying through the air crashing into the ground over and over during his short flight. He couldn't figure out what was happening but then it hit him, first the bench that he was slammed into and dragged over, then the boot which took all form of energy out of him, he couldn't breathe, he couldn't move, and he could not make a single noise as his gaze slowly shifted up towards the powerful awe inspiring figure standing over him. He suddenly felt small, smaller then he had ever felt in his life. Regret begina to well up inside of him as he realized the error of his ways but he had no way to express this. And even if he did, he feared it would not make a difference. The boy slowly shut his eyes and accepted his fate, the heel of the boot digging into his chest. This was it, this was the final few moments of his life he thought.
>>3373348
How does anyone think Caesar was good
His death was so forced
His character was a brat 100% of the story, no character development at all
I fucking h-a-t-e Caesar
He was just a plot device for Joseph to get his shit in gear
>>3373361
Good to see anozer German woman fighting ze good fight, but when did zhey start allowing women in ze military?
>>3373347
Dont be rude >;(
>>3373403
>Kissu
Sorry, cutiepie.
>>3373346
>Gets run over
Ow
>>3373276
Well, are your feet tired?
I could massage those, or perhaps you need a new seat? I'm not a mind reader.
>>3373401
Technically i'm no regular woman, dummkopf, ICH BIN BISMARCK AUF DIE DEUTSCHES KRIEGSMARINE
>>3373436
I'm so sorry! Are you hurt?
>>3373334
>Parsee then opens her eyes, pulling back while having her tongue pointed toward Gwen, a saliva strain connecting the two together until it collapses from gravity. Her breathing was irregular and when Parsee open her eyes which was glowing an alluring light.
>>3373370
I thought the flaws of his character was... more his character. if that makes sense.
Yes his death could of been avoided but that isn't what Casar would of done. With his emotions already running high from hating Joseph and being scolded time and time again by his superior in Lisa lisa he rushes in and it costs him his life. Showing his turning point with the blood bubble. How he regrets his selfish actions. I do agree it was a quick shot build up pushing ALL of Casar's story into about 10 min. but other then that I see nothing wrong with the death scene and his character as a whole.
>He was a brat and I don't like brats :(
That's his character. He's meant to be a selfish cunt so when he makes that selfless action it means more.
I can see how someone can see him just as a plot device for Lisa Lisa and Joseph, but I honestly liked his addition to the story.
>TL;DR: I like Caesar but I can see why some don't like him
>>3373346
Steel so tough it sits at the bottom of Davy Jones' locker. Make sure to get the water out of your ears!
>>3373441
Ich glaub, mein Schwein pfeift! Did you just say you were named Bismarck? What an odd name!
>>3373507
Oh shit.
>>3373449
I'm okay, but could you help me up? I'm still sore
>>3373441
Gesundheit
>>3373451
>As Parsee pulls back she clamps her lips down, getting one final taste of her soft lips before they were pulled back. She puts a finger to her lips, wiping the saliva from her lips, when she notices Parsee's eyes.
Do those glowing lights mean you enjoyed it?
>>3373490
Don't bully.
>>3373347
>She inspects the horse, her arms crossed, but does not move.
I see.
>>3373370
So the blonde pretty boy hates the blonde pretty boy. Fascinating.
>>3373369
>Rachel stared at the anon under her heel, her eyes brimming with rage.
Hold this.
>She took a very deep breath, then lifted her boot off him and snapped her fingers. Out of seemingly nowhere, a turquoise frog poofed into existence and plopped down on his chest. She took a step away before spinning around. As she spun, a swarm of bats, again coming from seemingly nowhere, congregated around her and flew around her as she spun. More and more bats joined in until they blotted her figure out. After a few seconds, she stopped spinning and all the bats immediately dispersed and flew away to...somewhere. Her soiled dress was gone, in its place was a much more revealing outfit. She wore a frilly white sleeveless shirt, its armholes large enough to expose her armpits, a short pleated red skirt, and black thigh highs you could just barely see her skin through. Her hair was no longer wet, somehow. She placed a hand on her hip and sighed before speaking in a very calm tone, a tone that betrayed the look of scorn in her eyes.
You've gone and ruined my dress. I didn't want to wear this out in the open, but you've left me no choice. Answer me or I'll sic George on you. Why did you do that?
>>3373439
>She sighs before placing her head in her hand and averting her eyes from the servant.
What poor service. I suppose a foot massage will suffice.
>>3373532
>She shook her head before releasing the female's hips, backing up from her a bit.
I-It means that I am jealous.
>She then mutters underneath her breath.
Jealous how sweet you taste.
>>3373555
Aww, you're right. I can't be mean... but Bismark talks so much smack about me. Think she is jealous? I just want to be friends after all...
>>3373577
>He reaches into the pouch on his back and retrieves a long, orange carrot, trimmed of its leaves. The horse looks longingly at the vegetable, following it with its head. He holds out the carrot to Rachel, grinning widely.
If you feed him, he'll love you.
Go ahead.
Ure all gay fags
Love, DMG
>>3373625
That better not be Axis sympathizing I hear.
>>3373577
I-I-I.. Uh.. Well.. I um..
O-Okay so please don't kill me!! I..
>He had never been so afraid in all of his life, he also had never stuttered which scared him even more. He just wanted to apologize, plead for his life, amd ask who the hell George was and what the frog was for. He mustered up as much courage as he could and whimpered quietly.
I.. I'm sorry miss!! It was supposed to be a stupid prank I didn't mean nothin' by it I swear! Look look I don't wanna die I'm young and I got a lot of life a head of me, just let me go I won't go an' pull no pranks on anyone ever again!!
>His gaze darted down to the frog on his chest, after what he had just witnessed he was terrified to even try and move it. He quickly stared back up at her with absolute fear in his eyes.
I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry!! I'll do anythin' ya want miss just please let me go, I told ya I won't be doin' it again, not to you or anyone! They were all just stupid pranks, I-I don't wanna die!
>Suddenly he breaks down, tears streaming down his cheeks and he clutches a patch of grass and dirt in each of his hands no longer trying to look tough, no longer caring about his pride. He sobbed before the girl, wishing he had never done what he did.
>>3373657
That's not me! I'm me!
>>3373625
You'd be the best friend Iowa.
>>3373682
Shut it, imposter.
>>3373682
No I'm you, faker
see, I even have all the avas that I have
YOU THINK YOU CAN COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FAKE
>>3373687
NO IT REALLY IS ME!
>>3373694
>Copying my filenames
Okay. I'll give it to you. You're pretty good
>>3373657
Fuck you I'm straight.
>>3373326
I'm here but busy atm, I can't keep replying
Aww I try to post on /v/ and the mods wont let me even If I'm not breaking the rules
>>3373490
You'd be down here with me if you'd get hit with a torpedo, twice. In the ass.
>>3373507
It is my name, what is so odd about it?
>>3373522
Sore from what?
>She extends her arm to help the anon back up
>>3373532
bitteschön.
>>3373420
Its okay (I guess :))
>>3373712
What a fake.
This loser thinks he can imitate DMG.
>>3373672
No, silly. The war was fought years ago. Nothing deems we can't be friends now especially considering how far we have come since then with the rise and fall of the USSR as a global superpower. We have as more common threat with the Abyssal after all which I saw prowling around once more. You all are unharmed yes? That's all I care about.
>>3373686
I think I'd make a good wing mate too!
>>3373712
I'm the greatest, in the entire galaxy
>>3373719
no ur gay
>>3373724
The mods are sick of your bullshit
>>3373724
They just seem to frown on role playing, that's all.
>>3373727
Thankfully I'm a bit more aware of my surroundings, Bismark~!
>>3373738
>>3373742
>Angry DMG noises in the distance.
Fake me. Do your thing. I'ma fap
>>3373742
How can I be gay when the only thing I've done all week is drink alcohol like a man, cut off my gay long hair for a shorter more masculine haircut, and flirted with a girl.
I'm pretty much just bustling with straight manliness.
>>3373727
>He grabs hold to stand back up
Well you did just stampede over me, for whatever reason
>>3373598
Jealous of me?
>She starts to blush, she wasn't used to such compliments.
That's sweet, but i have nothing you could be jealous of.
>>3373763
I'm just fuckin' with you <3
Alright, back to lurking and overwatch
>>3373765
nah ure a gay
>>3373780
>Tag watches the yuri intently
>>3373796
Just cause I fucked one guy doesn't make me gay. I have since refuted those ways and only flirt with avatars who are women or people who actually are women.
Did you finally manage to ban evade or just ban ran out?
>>3373595
P-poor service? but i haven't even started!
>He kneels down to remove her right boot, unlacing them and then gently tugging untill it came off. He repeats the same procedure with the left one, leaving just her socks.
You'll see, i'll be the best servant you've ever had.
>>3373796
...Huh. I thought you were still banned.
Keep calm and carry on.
>>3373760
I'm sorry alright?
It wasn't my fault that I was ambushed...and shot...twice... I just, it feels bad and I'd...rea...
I just...
I just...who am I kidding. How do you Americans say again? Go fuck yourself? Ja? Go do that! Leave me alone!
>Bismarck tries to figure out what sign it was Americans liked to use, before figuring that out too, and flipped off Iowa
>Not looking too happy to do so though
>But it's Bismarck, when the hell would she be happy? She was sunk. Before anything exciting happened.
>>3373775
Sorry, I am in a hurry, are you okay now?
>>3373780
But there is a lot of things to be jealous about. You taste sweet, you have a fit body, you're famous, people look up too you, and you have beautiful eyes.
lurkers assemble
Hey <3
>>3373881
busy on another site today, someone saw a really hot gif of their ava and decided to play out the scene
>>3373915
Hot damn
>>3373881
Shhh.
>>3373852
Aww, I can't say I know how it feels but I'm sure it must have been awful. Looks like somebody needs a big old hug to cheer them up, huh?
>Completely ignoring the rude jesture, Iowa walks up directly in front if Bismarck. Without waiting for a proper response, the American takes her German ship girl into a big, trans-Atlantic bear hug. She smothers Biskmarck in a tight grip, ignoring the docking of their breasts unintentionally.
>>3373798
<3
>>3373859
Being famous isn't all its cracked up to be, people are always putting you under a microscope and scrutinizing everything you do. Besides...
>Gwen runs her hand along the side of Parsee's head, rustling her hair.
...You taste pretty sweet yourself.
>>3373629
>Rachel hesitantly reaches for the carrot before taking it. She looks at the carrot for a few seconds then to the horse. Wordlessly, she holds out the carrot to the horse.
>>3373681
>As he burst into tears, Rachel's look of utter contempt faded. Though she still seemed pretty angry. Rachel spoke loudly and firmly, in order to be heard over his crying.
Silence.
>She spoke coldly. She had no intention to kill him, or even gravely harm him. However, this insolence could not go unpunished.
I'm not going to kill you. You're not worth it.
>She placed both hands on her hips as she menacingly loomed over him. The frog remained completely still atop his chest, staring at him with vacant eyes.
That dress is worth more than your life. How do you intend to repay me for it?
>>3373814
>She looked down at him, an unamused expression on her face.
What kind of servant does not know how to best serve their master? Why must I tell you how to do your job? The best I've ever had? That seems like it's quite a stretch. You'd do best not to disappoint me.
>>3373930
Other site I'm curious if go where I do.
You should bring back the first ava some more she is the best by a land slide.
Are either of the starting letters for that site 8 or m?
>>3373881
Nope, not here
>Kancolle avatars
>no abyssals at the moment to be sexually assertive towards me and dominate me
A busty kanmasu is fine too.
>>3373985
Nigger are you still banned or evading?
>>3373852
I'd suck her Main cannon
>>3373944
Hot damnation*
>>3373915
How do I stick my dick in this?
>>3373905
>tfw you will never send jinx into such a mind blowing orgasm that her power just fires off in random directions
>>3373985
Stop evading, Paul
You're still underage anyway.
>>3373973
>Diego happily watches as Silver Bullet clops towards the short vampiress, sniffing up the carrot. It leans forward and takes the vegetable between its teeth, its lips spreading slobber onto her fingertips.
Looks like he likes you.
>>3373757
But I was just greeting you and besides, I made that thread
>>3373967
Was? What are you doing? IOWA!
Let...
Just...
>Bismarck quieted down, carefully moving her own hands to hug Iowa in return, not really sure how to behave in her current situation
I'm sorry?
>>3374017
That's a 15" cannon, just saying~
>>3374045
Oh. Huh. Well, at least they were nice enough to just get rid of the posts. They could have deleted the whole thread or banned us. I suppose we were lucky.
>>3374066
I can ban evade pretty easily, I don't care about bans but I don't want to get you banned Boco
>>3374003
I would! But how could you want an Abyssal over poor little Iowa?
>Sniff
>>3374056
See? Perfect!
>Iowa let go of the German ship to bounce around behind her. Giving the rear engine a loud slap, she returned once more to Bismarck's front.
That was for your action! But apology accepted.
Also mine are 16"~
>>3373968
That's not true! Not true at all.
>Parse puff her cheeks once the female places her hand onto her head, messing with her hair.
Odds - Older av
Evens - Newer av
>>3374042
>Karl takes diego's tail then shove sit into his own tighter then a virgins ass. It squeezes your tail so hard it cuts it in half.
Dio!! your tail is hitting all the right places UNF YES!!!! Make me cum dio make me CUUUUUUM
>>3374056
Who's mine or yours? Either way as long as one or both of our cannons are getting polished I'm fine with it
>>3374090
Is the thread still up?
>>3374129
>>>/v/340647913
Archived
>>3374090
Aw, thanks.
>>3374139
Ah I actually scrolled past that thread a few times thinking it was just a normal thread. I wish I knew while it was still up.
>>3373796
>still plays the game DMG bought you
kek
>>3374100
On second thought...
You have your own charms like your passion and happiness, something those unfortunately rotten sea dwellers lack.
>>3374100
Was searching through GB for some pics and found this.
>>3374165
>>3374165
>he is this stupid
Thats saying you'd throw away a perfectly good car because your gf who bought it for you, left you.
Thats probably the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>>3373973
>He stares down at her feet, it seems like he is already off to a bad start.He mutters under his breath.
sorry...
>He then peels off her long sock, leaving her barefoot. He picks up her right foot and starts massaging it, moving his thumb in circles around the ball of her foot. Trying his best to make it up to her.
>>3374100
>Bismarck yelps as her rear engine is slapped
Well you're American, Americans like everything big, big country, big meals, big guns.
Und big ships...
>>3374126
Mine, und it's 15" in caliber...so the cannon itself may or may not be bigger...
>>3374147
Was?
>>3374197
Why don't you go play memewatch with LD anyway? You guys would be great friends
>>3374197
Shitty car*
FTFY
Overwatch sucks cocks
>>3374222
I just like funposting as clown though.
Plus I don't have them added so I couldn't. Why don't you play with me instead anon?
>>3374228
Thanks for your subjective opinion. I'll just take my non-dead game that blizzard said had 7 million people playing at launch and continue to have fun.
>>3374103
It totally is!
>Gwen runs her fingers through the youkai's locks, feeling around her scalp.
And those eyes! i wish mine could glow like that.
>>3373973
>His cries were silenced immediately as she spoke, he sniffled a bit but caught himself and quickly began speaking, trying to think of something.
W-Well thank you for not killing me.. I uh, I can save up a couple of paychecks and bring your dress down to.. The uh.. The drycleaners. I know this guy, real good at what he does I swear! He'll get it all cleaned and good as new! Now I know I'm in no position to ask questions but.. W-What's up with the frog..?
>He carefully releases his grip on the ground, somewhat calmer now that he wasn't going to die. His gaze constantly shifting between the girl before him and the frog on his chest.
>>3374244
I have no interest in an easy party game.
>>3374244
Yep
That non-dead game that's going to be dead in a month at most
Everyone's bored of it already
I'll be erping for around 2-3 hours
>>3374183
Am I winning?
will you let me suck that dino dick?
I mean I don't wanna rape you.. well that's a lie I want to rape you now
>>3374216
You show up as I decide to slut around as not karl?
>>3374090
I just want to say you're pretty great.
>>3374279
Keep being asshurt that you're dumping money into a pile of garbage
>>3374216
It's not good to fight!
>>3374268
Still playing it and not bored of it.
>>3374248
You don't want that! These eyes are why people call me a green eyed monster.
>Parsee says, swatting away the female's hand from her head.
>>3374279
>it's twitch popular
oh boy top excite i love watching people play video games
>>3374295
I'm dumping money? I spent money on it once.
I believe video games should have a 1 dollar to 1 hour of enjoyment. I spent 60 dollars on the game and I've clocked in around 200 hrs so far between the beta and launch. You keep having fun with games that I'd likely not enjoy.
>>3374308
Apparenlt you do since 55k people can't be wrong. Good job being the unpopular opinion mr hipster.
>>3374305
Beautiful eyes make people monsters now?
>Diego
>>3374325
>55k
Do you know how many people there are in the world?
55k is a minority buddy
>>3374325
>200 hours
Man more power to you but I can't fathom wasting this much time on a single game unless its a really long game with an ending like witcher 3. Feels pointless.
Overwatch seems more fun than most mobas at least. Everyone I hear who play league or dota seem to hate themselves more than they have fun playing it.
>>3374268
>mfw playing it between posts
>mfw image limit
~DMG
>>3374147
Hmm? We're not fighting! Are you lost, little thing?
>Iowa kneels down, patting him on the head.
>>3374179
Well we aren't mindless beasts bent on only destruction. Plus how could you say no to this?
>The blonde ship spins on the tip of her boot, mini skirt ruffling in the breeze. Her golden hair swishes from side to side as it catches up with its owner.
>>3374195
(It is a good one, isn't it?)
>>3374216
Hey, what can I say? I think it adds to my charms though. You Germans can be so uptight... maybe I need to show you how to relax, hmm?
>With a wink and smirk, Iowa disappears behind her partner, bringing her into a second, tighter hug. Her gigantic cannons pushed up against Bismarck's back, spreading outwards as she leaned against her.
~Iowa
