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fawks
BYOON
>>2737274
Cawks
>>2737279
nice
>>2737248
>making new threads before image limit
>not including the fanworks pastebin
Why are you such a fucking faggot and why haven't you killed your worthless self yet?
Fanwork pastebin because OP is a subhuman: http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
>>2737282
Much obliged.
>>2737322
Very nice.
Can someone recommed some NSFW Smut/hard smut stuff fanfics? So far i read:
The fox and the rabbit
Interspecies trouble
when instincts fall
Prejudice dies hard
The good and the bad cop
After dark
Hot Fuzz
Goodnight kiss
Ive also been through the collective pastebin
Why is Clawhauser such a piece of shit character with the worst fans?
for some reason I want nick to wear this
>>2737325
>>2737336
Something's fucky.
>>2737346
Pastebin anon here, can you link the ones that aren't already in there? It'd be much appreciated.
>people actually like Smellwether
Why?
Well that was fun evening, steak was eaten and birthday was celebrated.
how are we all.
>>2737374
Irony and/or memes.
>>2737378
Well my house burned down
>>2737389
Sounds like a hot problem, anon.
>>2737389
Edmonton, Canada?
>>2737389
How does that happen
>>2737400
No, and it happened a couple weeks ago
Do you think rabbits sexually harass foxes when they try and sleep?
>>2737346
Sad Judy
Real sex writing inside!
>>2737402
Poor wrirring and best buy fucking things up
>>2737373
Sure
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11819716/1/Interspecies-Trouble
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11838230/7/Prejudice-Dies-Hard
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11838086/4/The-Good-Cop-and-the-Bad-Cop-Zootopia
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11861303/1/Hot-Fuzz
Couldnt be arsed to name them, cause its somewhat in the link allready
>>2737394
Thanks famalam.
>>2737382
>It's a Judy gets disintegrated by a resulting meth lab explosion
>>2737190
Still trying to get an answer to this, otherwise I'll just ask again tonight
>>2737426
Btw these are mostly long storys with mature tones and not only sex scenes
>>2737430
Also here's one about, uh, I think Judy gets shot or some shit and has Nick bang her to prove she's not racist.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6701773?view_adult=true
>>2737442
>episode
>>2737416
Can we stop with this stereotype?
We don't try to fuck anything that moves, you know. There are standards involved.
>>2737346
I wrote one.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6781828
I am sin.
>>2737447
Badger doctor from the hospital scene loses her medical license due to what she did, and then goes crazy and vys for revenge?
>>2737466
Like what? It has to be alive?
I need some comfy trash. My sister keeps boasting about her 96 on her history final. The same one I took last semester and the same one I gave my essay to her that I spent 12 hours working on. Not to mention they don't give a flying fuck about my 3.5gpa this semester, and only care that she got a little bit closer to getting hope scholarship back. Fuck me.
>>2737491
No problem. Now deliver unto me all the bellwether lewd fics you have.
>>2737466
Yeah but I've heard countless tales of bunes drugging foxes and dragging them off to their burrows, never to be seen again.
>>2737483
"They" being my parents
PIGGU
>>2737466
Yeah, I imagine it's only very particular mammals who get your motors running.
>it's a Mr. Big forces Judy to cover up his crimes episode
>>2737500
I'll check once I'm done updating the pastebin, but I'm fairly sure the only Bellwether lewds I've seen have been drawn stuff. Come to think of it, I really should trawl Ao3 and ff.net for more than just Nick/Judy stuff sometime.
>>2737557
Don't take shit from those knife ears. Us prey are better than them.
>>2737535
>It's a Nick tricks the investigation team into creating a bomb that destroys the ZPD killing everyone in it after being fired by Bogo episode
>>2737569
It's a pain, but you can find some good shit if you look hard enough.
>>2737579
Of course he isn't taking shit, rabbits prefer to eat it.
>>2737579
>prey thinking they're better than anyone
>>2737602
>It's a Nick gets infected with FOXDIE for having unprotected sex with another species
>>2737416
Fox here. I cant tell you how many times I've woken up with some bunnies trying to rape me.
Its a normal occurrence now
>>2737374
She's not Shitdeon
>>2737612
>Believing that beinging a savage fuck is better than the master race
>>2737616
>It's a Doug making a pipe bomb full of nails episode
>>2737611
DELETE THIS
I feel like writing for you guys.
Also I'm too lazy to progress my main work.
Tell me what to write.
I have no reservations.
I am sin.
>>2737557
Hah, I didn't mean to spook you. You do have a particularly... noticeable style.
Relax, have a Squeaky Burger.
snout kiss
>>2737633
What did Gideon do to deserve your hate?
>>2737650
Judeon
>>2737470
Hey, I knew it sounded familiar, good to see it got on Ao3 from pastebin.
>>2737641
>It's a Nick catches a gang of juvenile delinquents trying to get high with jenkem episode
>>2737579
>>2737612
>>2737637
Oh boy, here we go again.
>>2737650
XCOM 2 style story where the 1st movie ends on Judy quitting the ZPD for good and Bellweather proceeds to take over and it becomes the proto zootopia esque world, Nick has the find Judy while evading capture by a now corrupt ZPD
Heyo, how's everyone doing today?
I'm here to do some requests.
>>2737668
Fat redneck faggot with a hitler hairdo and a fanbase worse than /mlp/.
>>2737650
Flash is going to get married. Nick takes him to a strip club for his stag do.
>>2737665
I adore this. Weaver/10.
Seriously, couples that have to navigate and explore their bodies working together? Cute, unf, and heart-warming.
>>2737665
cuuuuuuuuute
>>2737668
He's Gideon
Thats enough
>>2737650
Medieval Zootopia
>>2737641
>It's a Gideon traps Judy's sister in a secret compartment and has her birth his 50 children which have never seen the light of day
>>2737685
Nick
Top Gek hat
Pls
>>2737677
>It's a hundreds of people from flooding from a power failure in the cooling towers at tundratown episode
>>2737672
You monster.
I haven't written gideon at all yet, so that might be fun.
>>2737683
Oh lord I do love me some AU.
That might be fun as hell to write.
And I love writing Nick.
>>2737693
Ahahahahah
Can it be a sloth strip club?
>>2737698
I haven't read one like that.
Modern characters, old zootopia, or just medieval furries?
>>2737685
Red fox that's not Nick? Or maybe just a look into a average scene in Zootopia, like a street crossing or something.
>>2737650
Something cute about Gideon and Travis realizing they're in love with each other.
>>2737650
Nick gets overly into giving Judy a foot massage
>>2737685
Mountain goat climbing on a rock wall.
>>2737685
some fangmeyer
>>2737692
>a hitler hairdo
What?
>>2737707
>Can it be a sloth strip club?
How could it be any other kind?
>>2737685
Lionheart as Reinhardt from overwatch about to rocket charge pin Bellweather as Mei
>>2737694
>couples that have to navigate and explore their bodies working together
>>2737739
I'm going to take my time writing it.
>>2737579
Using slurs is still pretty shitty, bud.
>>2737612
We're not all like that. Promise.
>>2737618
You know, you can report them to the police...
>>2737724
something something lazy goats something
>>2737748
They're just so cute together.
>>2737685
Bellweather and Bogo banging
>>2737758
>report them to the police
But then they'd stop.
>>2737378
Pretty good man. Heading out to a baseball game with the family so I won't be able to catch your stream man.
>>2737700
>It's a Nick and Judy purposely rig an investigation into Gideon's suspicious death via wheat thresher by ruling the case an accident episode
>>2737777
god damn, nice quads.
Also... not quite sure how to respond to that.
>>2737748
Yes, Weaver, you guessed my second greatest kink and just mashed that button. Shep and Dawn are an excellent example. Something that large and thick is more than she can handle, even with significant foreplay. She's still enticed.
That image with "ha ha yes OH GOD," removing her glasses? That's not just panic. There's anticipation-as-anxiety.
But the takeaway is, well, getting over the hump? It's totally worth it. That too-full feeling is the best thing in the world. His hips don't swing just where she expects, but it's all the better for it.
I come away thinking this is a celebration of the differences in inter-species couples, not ignorance of the same. That's a rare thing.
>>2737787
>ruling the case an accident episode
You mean suicide.
no insurance.
>>2737758
Hey buddy, lazy goat is a stereotype; I bet you think I eat paper and cans, too.
>>2737374
Honestly I only started liking her after Shep was created
>>2737735
byron is a good guy.
him and his team created an incredible universe.
>>2737787
>It's a Judy discovers 4chan and becomes a shut-in, has her delusional paranoia about preds confirmed by /pol/ and starts dating a rabbit she hates all to keep the race pure
>>2737787
>it's a Clawhauser takes up running to try to lose weight but ends up suffering debilitating knee injuries episode
>>2737802
>>2737765
lamb is for lewd
>>2737477
I wanted to us an anon for this, but that'll do
>>2737787
>It's a turns out Gideon's bakery is actually a drug cartel money laundering operation episode
>>2737728
>I don't know anything about Travis.
He's smarter than Gideon but other than that there's not much to go on. He's also voiced by Byron so we know he's gay.
>>2737845
Fair enough. I already have a name for it.
I'll work on it eventually.
>>2671578
the game based on these very threads
wait who made shep?
>>2737705
Goddamn you, you just grabbed part of the FF I'm writing.
>>2737802
>That image with "ha ha yes OH GOD," removing her glasses? That's not just panic. There's anticipation-as-anxiety.
It's definitely also panic though
That's why Shep always makes sure she's 100% on this before he gets into it
Because once he gets the green light he kind of goes a little wild
It might be hard to stop him once he gets going
>>2737807
Didn't mean it, really.
There's just that anon here that's always at the gym complaining about goats on the rock wall.
Was hoping they were around to see the joke, but they're usually only on late at night.
>>2737844
>it's a Travis gets lynched for being gay after Gideon betrays him to save his own hide episode
>>2737858
Weaver created Shep, then when we were brainstorming a name someone came up with the name Shepard.
-p
>>2737858
Weaver did
>>2737870
It's okay, I was pretty quick to get defensive.
>>2737858
>wait who made shep?
Weaver. Someone said "hey, what if Bellwether was married?" and people briefly discussed her having a doormat of a sheep for a husband while she tries not to go running around with preds. Then someone suggested she might have a pred husband instead. Then Weaver drew this comic, people went "OH MY GOD, HE'S A SHEEPDOG. SHE MARRIED A SHEEPDOG." Then some anons named him Shep, and it stuck.
And that's the story of Shepard (Shepherd?) Bellwether.
>>2737866
Oh, yes, a little panic. Just a little knife-edge. There's interplay in Dawn between arousal and distress.
I sincerely appreciate seeing a couple with an issue to negotiate around. Enthusiastic consent is great and all, but earnest consent and working to ease someone's fears is unique. Nice, Weaver.
>>2737879
>It's a Cybernetic organism disguised as a wolf hunting down Judy, shoots up the entire ZPD with no survivors episode
I like size differences
>>2737879
>>2737844
>>2737804
>>2737787
Why all the hate?
>>2737838
brb writing story of how her glasses broke the first time
>>2737919
>Dangerously close to macro/micro fetish levels
>>2737937
Hey buddy.
I got two stories that are good for gideon.
And I'm gonna write them soon.
gideanon rejoice.
>>2737919
You've got excellent taste. Judy's return to Little Rodentia (but lewd) when?
>>2737913
>it's a Judy ND's her sidearm and grievously wounds another officer who later dies in the hospital episode
>>2737935
You uhh, sorta start to get used to it, anon.
>>2737949
One day there will be content for us. For now we must endure these same-size plebs.
>>2737974
I suppose it eventually stretches your mind out.
>>2737954
>still no porn of a tiny rodent using his/her whole body to pleasure Judy
How?
>tfw lurking last couple of threads
>tfw a squirrel hitting on your...friend
>>2737812
I like this
>>2737984
should I add that to my list of things to write
my sins are gathering.
God help me.
>>2737665
I'm more interested in seeing the moments leading up to it where they try to figure out how to make their mouths meet.
>>2737999
Chompy, it's 262. Get with the times. You can be pansexual.
Trouble is, squirrels can be, too. GET SOME WOOL IN THE GAME IF YOU WANT TO NAB THAT MAN.
>>2737983
that was a bad joke anon.
>>2737999
Are we even zootopia anymore?
I feel like we're just zootopia themed furry.
>>2737999
Chumpy? I thought it was an antelope, not a squirrel.
>>2737969
>It's a Judy stops taking half measures episode
>>2738020
My life is a bad joke.
>>2737999
C U C K E D
Happy Mother's Day!
>>2738028
Lets be honest we were furries from the beginning
>>2738028
Who cares
>>2738049
I'm not.
>>2737910
Especially with her pred-prey obsession/hangups, no matter how much she wants it, once things actually start up, Bellwether suddenly gets that savage feeling. She's the helpless little lamb and he's the Big Bad Wolf. Having him looming over her, teeth bared in a greedy grin, enormous predatory maleness lining her up, she goes into an almost primal fear, heart pounding, sweat pouring. And the size, the pain, the roughness. The huge claws digging into her fluffy wool and scraping her sensitive skin. A hurt so good. A fear so hot.
Whimpers of fear become yelps of pain become moans of pleasure. By the time it's over he's bouncing her in his lap like a stuffed toy and she's clinging to him, nearly screaming at such a pitch the neighbors are wondering if they're hearing a murder being committed. She clutches the shaggy fur of his chest, her face a mess of drool and tears, glowing red with hot blush.
Even when he finishes, driving deep inside her, and she feels every pulse, every twitch, she doesn't stop. Even though she's so sore everything between her thighs feels like it's on fire. Even though she's going to need an ice pack when this is over. She doesn't stop. Even when he taps her on the shoulder, whispers her name, she keeps going. Just a few more bounces. Just a few more slams of her hips down to meet his. He tells her he's done, he can't do anymore. Just a little more. Just one more pump.
He gives it to her.
She smears her messy, dripping face on his coat, gasping, wiping the tears from her eyes.
She counted five of her own orgasms before Shep had reached his limit. The last one shook her so hard her legs couldn't stop twitching. Her ears are ringing. She hasn't known pleasure like that. Not since before she took office as Assistant Mayor. Not since the last time he mounted her.
"Did it hurt?" he asks, cradling her. His savagery has instantly evaporated and his sensitive soul re-emerges.
"Yes," she whispers back. "It was perfect."
>>2738028
Yeah, but the fun is in your tragic yet inevitable decline.
>>2738067
This sounds way better. Or she tries to inject herself into their love life.
>>2737907
gnoll bf when
>>2737999
Chumpy! My man! It's not what you think! I've been offering your.. friend, to get completely smashed (while joining in myself) so he can loosen up! Oh god that didn't come out right..
I'm gonna go work for about nine hours..
>It's a Nick has to arrest his mom for indecent exposure and public nudity episode
>>2738098
What on earth is that?
>>2738105
YOU SQUIRRELY BASTARD!
jk
>>2738098
some kind of mutant crocodog
hyena shark monster
>>2738062
I just became emotionally invested in a species-charged D/s scene between a wolf and lamb. So help me God, I want to read more of Shep UmJammer'ing that LAMMY.
>>2738113
Dawn roleplaying
>>2738142
I'm talking about the creature on the right
>>2738098
>>2738113
its a gnoll
>>2738111
>It's a Nick's co-workers all get replaced by bunnies and he has to murder all of them one by one to save his job episode
>>2738075
It really needs to be said:
Weavelope is wonderful
>>2738062
> Did it hurt?
> Yes, [i]t was perfect.
Beyond the unf, there's real beauty there, Anon. Thank you for writing that.
>>2738127
God bless you
>>2738132
that was the booze talking! it's bros being bros! i too know what it's like to be a frisky drunk! ..does he get frisky around you, then?
ANYWAY, i'm not after your.. friend!
>>2738158
It was a just a random generator and yet it feels like it fits him so well. Same with all the other drawfriends and their, let's call it as it is, fursonas.
>>2737919
A WORLD
WHERE A RODENT
LIVES WITH THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION HAVING DICKS BIGGER THAN THEIR ENTIRE BODY
>>2738152
gnolls tend to look more like hyenas, you might want to look up one next time
>>2738152
ok i forgot not everyone who's a fan of weavers work has read his quests
>>2738155
>It's a Nick's coworkers get replaced by bunnies and they drag him into the janitors closet episode
>>2738155
>it's a Finnick turns to hard drugs without Nick to keep his life on track episode
>>2738163
>mfw
>>2738177
I think it's more that he makes it fit him, he could've rolled anything and it still would've worked once he slaps his personality on it.
>>2738208
>that text
>>2738177
I disagree. The overall focus is still on the characters in the movie.
If furries weren't 99% special snowflake OCs maybe they wouldn't be so repugnant in the first place.
>>2738208
>It's a Lionheart launches the nukes episode
>>2738258
I think that's fair. The whole basis in zootopia keeps it all a little grounded from special snowflake syndrome, which is nice.
>>2738178
A WORLD
WHERE A RODENT
LIVES WITH THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION HAS PAWS BIGGER THAN THEIR ENTIRE BODY
>>2738286
Yes, the characters are all delightfully mundane.
>>2738178
>you will never have a cute rodent husband hump your cock
Why even live?
>>2738098
The ranting text that goes behind the characters is a nice method but so much of it is cropped out and what we can see is so inconclusive I genuinely can't even get the gist of what he's saying here.
Practiced expressions today. Its bat anon being horrified at last nights thread.
>>2738386
Not sure how you drew this without hands, but it looks good for it!
Why would shep still stay with bellwether after the night howler incident? She pretty much wants to ruin his life, and other predators lives I guess this relationship would also bring up questions on why bellwether would use fear-mongering and hurt predators image and her own husband just for her own personal gain and power in office.
>>2738407
Probably with his feet.
>>2738407
or mouth
>>2738413
He thinks he can't do better.
>>2738441
Wasn't there a person who said bats have very prehensile tongues?
>>2738413
>Why would shep still stay with bellwether after the night howler incident?
Because you can't help who you love.
>>2738413
a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶y̶a̶l̶t̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶e̶p̶d̶o̶g̶
>>2738459
Oh right, that's a thing isn't it?
Man, seems a lot of mammals got the short end of the evolutionary stick
>>2738459
they do to grab their food. Though I think that are fruit bats but still.
>>2738487
It's balanced out by the fact that one of the members holds a spot as the dominant life forms of the planet and top of the food chain
>>2738472
I liked "sheepdog" being used as a derisive epithet for canids who pursue relationships with sheep instead of being actual sheep dogs.
>>2738487
I think its fair to say horses and zebras got the shit end of the stick. No hands, no special abilities.
At least as a bat you could fly around and speak in a secret language of high pitched chirps.
>>2738178
Technically, the majority of the population would be rodents. A 'hick' town by rabbit standards still has a population comparable to the New Jersey, imagine what the mouse population must be
>>2738343
ugh i knew that'd be a problem, it's p much just saying that shes pathetic for just laying there and being sick
>>2738521
yeah but who can blame them
sheep are so fluffy
>>2738177
I'm late to the party, what random generator?
>>2738548
https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals
Two rerolls. No primates dog or cats. mammals only.
Post results
>>2738555
check em
>>2738555
nick
what the fuck is with that shirt you're wearing
>>2738559
oh no
OH NO
Things are about to get Wilde in here.
>>2738521
Dog is just slang for wolves who are Down On Grazers.
>>2738413
Love bypasses logic and common sense.
>>2738560
Sometimes you've gotta buy an ironic tee
Or borrow your girlfriend's shirt
Either way
KK your just as bad as Weaver
>>2738576
What is wrong with her lower jaw?
She looks like foreveralone guy.
>>2738587
cucked by your own mother. That sucks
>>2738576
>filename
>>2738613
Congrats. You're like the 40th one. Too bad no one keeps track anymore.
>Tfw no cute rodent girl who wants to grind on your dick
>>2738576
>All those wet lipstick kisses around her inner thighs
>Light toying with a vibrator
This isn't cucking. Mrs. Wilde knew exactly what she was doing.
She wasn't trying to get Judy off.
She was just prepping her for Nick.
>>2738557
THIS ANIMAL DOES NOT EXIST
>>2738651
>size1.png
THERE IS MORE WEAVER?
Claweon
>>2738601
sweet
>>2738413
It's an abusive relationship, she wants him isolated and for everyone to treat him the way she does.
Maybe I'll restart the census when I get home. That'd be cool.
>>2738522
big dicks for horses
loads of jizz and slightly smaller big dicks for zebras
>>2738407
"I have but one claw, but beware!"
>>2738567
>>2738695
Your art is too pure for this place
You must turn back now before it destroys you
Also WHAT A CUTE BAT OH MY GOSH
>>2738693
Also they run fast as hell for miles what most mammals need training to do.
>>2738663
Oh yeah. She also is into latex play.
>>2738062
christ, anon. you're gonna get me in trouble, my mom is on the other side of the table!
no but you should write more
>>2738413
Well maybe Bellwether wasn't always super anti-pred, but after years of enduring Lionheart's shit she slowly grew to hate preds. So when she finally went all evil plan he stayed with her because a) love is an extremely powerful feeling and b) he wanted to get the non-evil Bellwether back.
>>2738712
all we need is a third player and then it will become super kinky
>>2738695
>Even you're here now
What did these threads ever do to deserve all the incredible OC-makers that flocked to it?
Alright, pastebin anon here. Got my morning routine and Mother's Day stuff done, now I'm going to trawl Ao3 and ff.net for lewd stuff where neither Nick nor Judy is central to the lewdness. I'll be starting with Bellwether, since that's what anon originally wanted, but feel free to request whatever side character/pairing you'd like to see. If you feel like helping out, providing links to stuff you like is great, especially if you can provide a description or some tags.
>>2738712
>Tiny mouse girl trapped inside a condom with a cock bigger than she is
I'm not ready for this fetish.
>it's a Shep got too rough with Bellwether and when he rushes her to the emergency room everyone assumes the worst because he's a big bad wolf and she's a tiny sheep so Nick and Judy take him in for questioning while he's a blubbering mess episode
>>2738712
I like to think she'd try and use her tail to stuff herself with the massive loads of cum she'd coax from you.
>>2738733
I just like to draw animals a lot
>>2738726
>christ, anon. you're gonna get me in trouble, my mom is on the other side of the table!
You should read it together with her.
It is Mother's Day, after all.
>>2738712
>M-Maybe I can be your condom tonight?
>>2738587
Was this my doing? I'm honored
>>2738744
wolford and fangmeyer
>>2738712
You do realize this is the equivalent of putting a plastic bag over your head, right?
>>2738671
This is more heretical than Judeon.
>>2738781
How many times have you put a condom over your head?
>>2738744
>>2737500
Speaking of which, the only Bellwether ship fic I could find on Ao3 and ff.net was this Bellwether/Lionheart one: http://archiveofourown.org/works/6325054/chapters/14491918
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11854809/1/Imperfect-Love
Same work, two places to browse it. Sorry for the paucity of content but she doesn't seem popular.
>>2738695
Holy fuck he drew me.
There's no way I can draw a reaction bat with my mediocre skills so have a cheezed edit.
>>2738781
lets have this become a ylyl
>>2738781
Nah, you can tell from all the cum spilling out that the condom isn't 'sealed'. The structural integrity is compromised so that air can pass in and out.
>>2738788
Agreed
>>2738806
>That splayed-open pose she's forced into because of how the condom hangs
>Her pussy is literally submerged in semen
Holy unf.
>>2738813
okay boss
>>2738651
>>2738712
>>2738755
>>2738806
MUH DICK
HALP
>>2738776
on it
>none of it is real anyway
I'm not very good, but I think I love Bellweather. Here's a picture of her thinking about her crimes.
>>2738651
>>2738712
Shit Weaver's actually going there now
I really like redeemed BW and her doggie beau
>>2737422 >>2737491
Sad Judy is still my favorite zoot fic.
...so why don't I go right ahead and spend all day doing some art based off it? I mean, it's not like I haven't washed these floors in ages and i have maybe a thousand other things I should be doing.
Anon, is fanart of fanfiction just as much a waste of time as regular, first-degree fanart, or is it somehow a worse waste of time?
>>2738902
could be worse he could drawing characters who receive horn jobs.
Does anyone have any Gideon webms?
>>2738751
>It's a Nick has a shootout with a hustling rival episode
>>2738913
>Judy wearing nothing except for panties and Nick's shirt
Anon, I...
>>2738776
Ok senpai went through every mature-rated fic on ff.net and every mature or explicit fic on Ao3. Lots of OCs, almost no Wolford/Fangmeyer.
There's this one fic about "the two wolf guards", but the names are different.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11922579/1/Night-howlers
>>2737346
What was your opinion on the writing of Interspecies Trouble? I've got certain reservations about the work but want to hear what others think.
>>2738902
I'm not weaver, I just have those images saved; they're somewhat old if memory serves.
I've been saving his pictures since P1 days.
>>2738940
those are the wolfs at the hospital two different wolves though nearly the same colors
>>2738939
Carrots, I...
>>2738727
Maybe you're right, but I wonder what her thoughts were when she thought about how her husband might get affected if all went according to plan, but like others said she could just be an abusive wife (which makes me hate her and feel awful for shep)
>>2738963
Ah. Well, shit, guess there's no sexually explicit Wolford/Fangmeyer fics yet.
>>2738959
Archivers are the master race.
Wait, if Sheppard waited for her to get out, then the sheep-supremacist pred hater had a hidden wolf boyfriend the whole time?
Fucking yeah right.
>>2738910
>I really like redeemed BW and her doggie beau
Shep Bellwether is the best OC in the whole fandom and I mean this unironically.
SEXUAL PREDATOR 40+ YEAR OLD RODENT GETTING IT ON WITH 14-16 YEAR OLD LARGER MAMMAL TEENAGERS WHO ARE CONFUSED AND HORNY
A COUGAR RAT STALKING A LITERAL COUGAR KID
>>2738913
This is really cute, and I love the emotion you were able to portray, and the whole mood is set perfectly, especially with that apartment cityscape outside.
But all I can really focus on is how much I want a smug plush doll.
>>2739015
Boyfriend is stretching it. Victim/Sex slave hits closer to home.
>>2738952
Can you give me a quick Summary of keypoints in the Fic? then ill remember it,
>>2739027
>14-16
Anon, I'd like a word
>>2739015
>the sheep-supremacist pred hater had a hidden wolf boyfriend the whole time?
Nah, don't be silly, anon.
They're married.
>>2739027
>Rodents
>Older than 5
A Lich rat, too spoopy for description
>>2738913
That is a really sweet drawing, Anon; moar plz?
>it's a several members of the ZPD get outed as members of a violent predator-supremacist group episode
>>2739048
Nick and Judy visit Bunnyburrow, trying to decide if the like each other (this is where the title doesn't even make sense, it sounds like it should be about prejudice against interspecies relationships but everyone hey talk to is 100% A-okay with it), end up going to a party at Gideon's house and decide to fug. That's about it.
>>2739017
>Shep Bellwether is the best OC in the whole fandom and I mean this unironically.
Somewhere, Molly and Desmond are huddling for warmth, wondering why everything has gotten so cold and lonely.
(But seriously, I think most of the OCs we've started and latched onto have been pretty good)
>>2739027
Man, size difference really brings in a lot of uncomfortable possibilities in this world.
>Adult bunny macking on underage foxes, both of them are roughly the same size
>Packs of horny teenagers preying on women of smaller species, a puberty-driven polar bear molesting a grown woman half his size
>Flirting with a woman you thought was an adult but turns out to be a child of a larger species
If Finnick could be mistaken for a toddler, there's a lot worse that could happen.
>>2739078
PAGE 2 WHERE SHE'S OKAY
DON'T POST GRIMDARK UNLESS YOU CAN FIX IT ANON
HECK
>>2739046
Alright, I'm going to consider him her bottom bitch before reformation, maybe with him being what allows a few of her good points to shine through. Maybe he was a political intern that she started to prey on?
>>2739027
Nothing wrong with that.
Good afternoon thread, i overslept. how are you today ? did i miss anything good ?
>It's a Judy watches a terrible movie episode.
>>2739112
>It's a Nick reunites with his father episode
>>2739118
Don't get me wrong, I love Molly and Desmond, but they're just two cute folks. They don't really have the same weight behind them.
>>2739078
Don't have anything new but here's what I guess you could call its companion piece. Must have hit on something with this one, gets reposted a fair bit.
>>2739136
They started dating in college, she was cool but turned psycho, he stuck around to try and win back he woman he married.
>>2739067
>Rodents
Or an eager beaver.
>>2739136
They're married, anon.
>>2739153
You did OneHourToWalk? Really great piece, like the subtle tie-in to Weaver's work. Fantastic artwork.
>>2739092
Not him, reading it and so far the only objection I have is the grammar. Homophones like site-sight, missing punctuation marks, lowercase 'i's, that sort of thing. So far, the characterization seems pretty okay even if you did go with MUH FIRST-PERSON PERSPECTIVE REEEEE.
I don't have anything especially against first-person, but there's a bit of a stigma against it, so be prepared if you care about that. I'll review the more important bits like dialogue and characterization when I've finished it.
yaaaaay happy mother's day!
>>2739163
>Fangmeyer's mom and Nick's mom are almost identical
>Half the force has sultry, lonely single mothers
>They're all in the bullpen begging Bogo not to make them take Mother's Day off
>>2739118
>I'm the only autist who cares enough to write about them
It's a shame, I really love them as a couple (and honestly I think Molly is probably one of the sexiest ungulates I've yet seen) and hope that I get to see the end to Cafe du Amore.
>>2739163
your doing this too punish me right? because I said you were as bad as weaver? you are giving me the weirdest boner
>>2739163
Snout too short, cheek tufts widen the head too much. Good work still, glad we're seeing someone working on the wolves, but she looks like a fox more than a wolf.
>>2739196
>Molly is probably one of the sexiest ungulates I've yet seen
Yes, "one of".
>>2739122
Sorry, Anon, I wish I had more but that's all I ever found of that series.
I could maybe write you a little story about how she's going be ok?
>>2739182
>>2739198
>>2739206
>possible incoming incest porn spike again
>>2737378
'grats on the birthday, nipples, glad to hear you had a good evening
>>2739206
Ever notice how furry penises never, ever looks like a regular human's penis while all the women have a classic vagina?
>>2737378
Would you say the thread quality has improved since the last time you were here?
>>2739153
It's a damned good piece of art, that's why it gets reposted. People here recognize talent when they see it.
>want to write
>no impetus to do so
>still have to study
this place is stealing energy from my soul
>>2739206
FREUD
F
R
E
U
D
SoL r-requests?
>>2739168
Well my stuff all has Lord Byron's Offering on them, so you can tell it's me that always inflicts the tacky paper texture layer upon you.
>>2739218
anon, I posted the 2nd page where she's okay
>>2739223
That's not Alf, that's Scrat from Ice Age
>>2739247
I haven't seen anything from this artist in a while, do they have anything new? Pic related is the latest piece I've seen, its from a few weeks ago though.
>>2739263
Judeon
>>2739231
>Animal dicks look like bloody spikes made of skinless flesh
>Animal vaginas look like infected sores
This is why I just draw everything human.
>>2739231
neither animal penises or vaginas look all that appealing to me desu. But, I can simplify the penises enough to where they look exotic but not to the levels that the vaginas do
>>2739231
Because exotic penises are interesting and sexy, while exotic vaginas are foreign and weird.
Also some people don't want to imagine themselves fucking a dog vagina. Then they start to imagine bestiality.
>>2739231
Because canine vages are weird, even in comparison to their dicks
>>2739214
Nah dog, she's gorgeous. I think she's actually my favorite the more I consider it, then Dez is just a ball of fun to work with overall because he feels almost like an id; I can just have him impulse, and create a dynamic.
>>2739263
Draw friend group photo.
Preferably with labels for who is who because I have horrible memory with names.
>>2739263
Bellwether being erotically sheared against her will
Bellwether trying to talk Shep into fucking her but he doesn't want to because he's worried he'll hurt her
Bellwether experimenting with bondage
Bellwether exhibitionism covered only by her natural fluff
Bellwether getting discreetly fingered through her natural fluff
Bellwether romantically holding hands with someone
>>2739231
>tfw only you and this guy want to see some fortune cookies
It's a painful existence.
>>2739118
Shit, now I feel bad
>>2739263
Jude the Gid. Do it, kid.
>>2739291
Which artist is who?
I know weaver is an antelope.
>>2739182
Do you have the one where Nick walks in on her naked but for once it's accidental and she gets all flustered
>>2739231
On the contrary, plenty of furry porn has human-like dicks, and there's also plenty with animal vaginas [spoiler]which are fucking gross.[/spoiler]
>>2739350
Chumpy's the sheep and iirc Bore's a moose. They're "not" dating.
>>2739137
You missed out on a little bit of 'its a' meme. But not much else. Get comfy and join us.
>>2739214
funny how the horn-dog rp becomes the most lusted over
Maybe I should writefriend some lewds.
Throw suggestions at me and I'll see what I can do when I get home after dinner.
>>2739352
Ignore me i'm retarded
>>2739321
I love how she takes up the entire couch.
>>2739373
With a look like this, there's nothing funny or surprising about it. I'd stroke his horns all day.
>>2739375
Maybe do that rabbit orgy everyone wanted to see?
>>2739375
Zootopia Strip Club visit with Nick and Flash
>>2739390
do it give him a horn job
>>2739368
bore is goat
>>2739397
Judy is working undercover at a strip club and can't blow her cover so she has to pretend she doesn't know Nick when he shows up and starts stuffing bills into her g-string
>>2739263
More of best couple.
>>2739375
Lionheart raped by QT pig prison guard
>>2738557
tfw chinkfag irl
>>2739390
How did you learn clothing wrinkles and folds?
Because it's a pretty nice looking detail :^)
>>2739399
Time to master Paint, kk
>>2739375
Claw hosts a ZPD function and everyone gets way too drunk
Nick and Judy try to discretely have sex in a guest room while Wolford and Fangmeyer are passed out in the corner
>>2739092
Ok i quickly read over it to refresh my memories
I quiet liked the slow approach to their feelings, for a fic of this size, it only has like 3 locations, wich is good if you like detail
I for once, like the idea that stu, bonnie and Nicks mom are completely on board with a relationship between them, in every other fanfic their allways intolerant about the idea, at first
This fanfic is very very talkative
The chapters are painfully long, he could just split them a bit up for convenience
>>2738661
>THIS ANIMAL DOES NOT EXIST
Anymore.
>The quagga is an extinct subspecies of plains zebra that lived in South Africa until the 19th century
That's a pretty shit role, bro.
>>2739410
Oh yeah.
This is the one.
I'll see what I can pull off, I've never really written lewd.
>>2737708
I had to compromise and do both.
>>2739416
GEK
At mother's day lunch waiting on my sister and their family to arrive.
Heres some comic to pass the time
>>2739432
>implying that you are bore and not an anon reposting his art
>>2739092
Alright, you certainly can write long chapters. That's pretty impressive. Finished Chapter 1 with some distractions, and honestly the grammar's probably the biggest problem with it. Otherwise your story's pretty good, it feels like you did a decent job of getting their personalities right.
>>2739452
Nice.
>>2739452
weaver in the back makes me giggle
>>2739447
Whichever asshole made that site put that and the tazmanian tiger in there, waiting for the day a poor son of a bitch like me would get it.
>>2739484
tibetan foxes are so cool
i wanna rub his face
>>2739452
This is fantastic!
>KK's Kangaroo making flirty eyes at the reluctant donkey
Oh no, don't make me ship them.
>>2739484
Pikas don't have tails.
>>2739268
>anon, I posted the 2nd page where she's okay
She didn't look ok to me. :(
>I haven't seen anything from this artist in a while, do they have anything new? Pic related is the latest piece I've seen, its from a few weeks ago though.
I haven't, either. The ones I found I got off a furry image board. NOT THAT I'M A FURRY OR ANYTHING.
>>2739495
your probably part off the Zootopian breeding program trying to keep certain species from dying out
>>2739484
Judy's face is fantastic. I like the government agent Fox and officer Pika.
Why is Nick looking at his tie?
Are there any security issues with using Google forms as a census? That seems like the best way to do things but I want to keep it anonymous still.
>>2739553
>She said, shouting
>>2739565
I don't think google forms asks for identity.
>>2739484
>The Tibetan Fox who just wanted to be a hero but was forced to become a soulless politician man and never show anyone how he feels
>The Pika who beat the odds of her race and became a merciless enforcer of the glorious laws of her country stamping out rebellion and neverdowells with no mercy what's so ever
>Together they worked to stop the rebellion perpetuated by the degenerate western mammals and saved their city the Tibetan Fox learning that even politicians can be heroes and the Pika learning that the best way to flay the villainous enemies of order is too sometimes pretend to be a degenerate so you may learn the true degenerates into a trap and slaughter them all without mercy
>>2739452
This is probably a dumb thing to focus on, but I love how antelope trenchcoats have such huge collars to compensate for that enormous neck.
Which one's you, J? Are you the hippo? That's kinda neat.
>>2737782
Aw man, enjoy your game.
>>2739230
Another year older and non the wiser I guess.
>>2739243
I guess so?
IM A BUNE
-ANA
>>2739457
20 minutes late. This is bullshit. I'm hungry!
>>2739659
Welcome to the club.
Prepare to get bullied.
>>2739670
Oh Fuck
-ANA
>>2739452
I love it
>>2739659
How many dicks do you take a day?
>>2739591
Zootopia 2
I wish fics were a bit clearer if Judy and Nick are a thing or not. A bit weird to see them suddenly blushing after holding hands if you went into the story thinking they banged like their genitals were quarks.
>>2739553
Read that as
>I didn't raise you boys to be so lewd
>>2739692
they hold hands ? how... lewd.
>>2739685
[ url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ew_n-OBBQ] 42 [ /url ]
>>2738695
It's always been fun seeing your art pop up in different threads every now and then.
Hope you're having a fantastic day.
>>2739709
those are some incorrect as fuck proportions my dude
>>2739703
I'll Signature when I want how I want m8
-ANA
>>2739728
>That's great and I'm stealing it
Fuck you, that took me 3 seconds to come up with. I will consider it an investment.
>>2739626
I'm just some guywhoruns to those streams man. There's always next time though man. Have a good stream.
>>2739692
>A bit weird to see them suddenly blushing after holding hands if you went into the story thinking they banged like their genitals were quarks.
>they banged like their genitals were quarks.
>their genitals were quarks.
>quarks
Well, there goes my sex drive for today.
>>2739736
But man those hips tho
>>2739592
I'm the reindeer there in the left side, rolled that from the animal thingy and I'm happy with it.
>>2737724
>>2739736
yes, they are.
>>2739743
Fuck off you attention whoring faggot.
Nobody wants to recognize your shitposts.
>>2739682
You're only likely to be bullied if you go around talking about how much you hate predator dong, and about how no prey could ever like it, and bout how you're not thinking about predator dong right now.
So, you know, there's a slight risk.
>>2738972
I don't think she thought that far ahead. Hate doesn't lead to rational actions, and if you try to eliminate what you hate you generally don't consider other ramifications.
>>2739553
>THAT MILF
MADRE DE DIOS
>>2739703
Signatures are good because they let us keep track of the fags that want to be noticed but wont create any content.
>>2739685
Too many dicks will make your teeth go grey!
>>2739551
>your
>off
Learn some grammar, chum.
>>2739743
You can signature when you make any kind of OC. Right now your just a flaming cock gargler who wants attention and recognition for nothing.
>>2739771
Grumble grumble grumble.
Can't help but think you're talking about somebody who's definitely not lurking on her phone right now.
>>2739798
But my teeth were always grey.
Ew, dad.
>>2739827
Well ANA does stand for A Narcissistic Ass.
-letter
>>2739779
dammit weaver I can't discribe what your doing to my sides
>>2739858
Glad somebody noticed! I wanted it have a deeper meaning! :3 :3
#toodeep
-ANA
>>2739830
We tease because we care.
>>2739830
Hey? Was I complaining. You can talk about your distaste for predong all day if you want.
Not that a fine, upstanding bunny like you could ever have predong on her mind, of course.
>>2739818
I am allowed to make some grammer mistakes for I am not native english
-ArtNoobAnon
>>2739779
HE HAS RETURNED
>>2739858
i wanted it to mean all night anal.....
>>2739896
I just want to be a flaming attention whore! Is that so wrong?
Notice me plz!
#ignoredtothefloor
-ANA
>>2738464
>Her reaction in the 4th panel
My heart
>>2739905
Okay thats Great tho
I like it
>>2739925
Her only option now is to take Judy's place and show them how it's really done.
>>2739905
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY! I LOVE IT
#greatestnameever
-ANA (All Night Anal) XDXDXDXD
>>2739546
>She didn't look ok to me. :(
I can't stand it anymore: I've got to write a story where she's ok.
>Nick held the trembling body of his partner against his chest. "Please, Carrot," he wept, "please be ok. Come back to me . . ."
>"Nick," the rabbit whispered weakly, "there's something I have to tell you. Something important. Something I should have told you a long time ago . . ."
>"Judy, you don't have to tell me: I already know," the fox said lovingly.
>"No, it's not that," she whispered.
>Nick looked confused and worried. "Wh-what is it?"
>"Nick . . ." she wheezed, "I gotta fart."
>"What?" Nick asked, totally confused.
>"Seriously, I hella gotta fart. It's gonna be bad, too: we're talking Ivy Mike here -- 10.4 megatons of pavement-cracking flatulence!"
>"I don't understand?" stammered the fox.
>"I'd run now, because when this thing goes off, you'll wanna be at least 10 miles downwind. This is gonna be an extinction-level even and your nose is about 14 inches from Ground Zero!"
>"Uh, how much time do I actually have to get away?" a gravely-concerned Nick asked.
"T-minus 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . FRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!"
And that's our show, Ladies and Gentlemen! We hope you enjoyed and JESUS CHRIS RABBIT, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!!?!
>>2739915
Ok my god I get it
No more Signatures..
for now
>>2739925
Boy this went from 0 to 100 real quick.
>Antelope Sandwich
FINALLY
I
N
A
L
L
Y
>>2739948
Stop impersonating me! I want to be a huge attention fag who swims in an Olympic pool of cum!
-ANA (Everybody kNows ANA)!
>>2739967
Do it! You're on your phone already.
>>2739924
>>2739944
i have my moments
>>2738744
Can you add this?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6781516/chapters/15495859
Description: Nick Clawston, a totally average red fox who's wanted to be the first fox cop since he was a kit. But, Nick Wilde took that spot. There's always room for a second fox cop, right?
>>2739974
And this is why signatures on an anonymous board are a bad idea when all you do is post text.
>>2739992
KEEP IT UP GIRL YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND GREAT! YOUR SMUG NICKS REALLY SHOW HOW LITTLE THIS EFFECTS YOU!
brb gotta brush my teeth with cumpaste.
-ANA
and a 2-panel version
for future use just in case more chubby antelope milfs show up
I have goofed up big time now
havent I?
>>2739766
OR here, that goat is way more muscular (and from that form on the leg extension, much better at climbing technique) than me but I still think this is dank.
Thank you so much man.
>>2740038
>>2740013
Honestly, trying to identify yourself with anything other than posting habits or OC is just a bad idea. And even posting habits can be impersonated.
>>2740038
i love how the damn is just cut off like that
>>2739661
the suspense is killing me
>>2740038
>photoshop crops based on the first layer
well fuck it then
Is the DMV pig the same cop pig next to the TV at the end of the movie?
>>2740057
STOP TRYING TO OPPRESS MY RIGHT TO SIG AND SHITPOST YOU CIS SCUM.
I DESERVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE NOTICED IN THESE THREAD FOR CONTRIBUTING NOTHING BUT HUMAN GARBAGE IN THE FORM OF SHITPOSTS.
#can'tstopmenow
-ANA
>bird are going nuts around my window
>pop out to check if they're nesting on the air conditioner on the next floor
>see BUNE is already up and on the lawn
>only 4pm
Damn, cutie, you up early.
I guess it's true what they say; the early rabbit catches the, uh... grass?
>>2740051
Nah, fuck ups like this get forgotten. Just ignore the arseholes, and carry on being yourself.
>>2740078
We think so.
>>2739776
thanks anon!
>>2740108
Ok thanks for the Advice
>>2740086
What is this abomANAtion, and why does he torment us so?
>>2739553
>she weaves the weave
MOM WE'RE BUSY
I feel like more of an autist than normal because I powered through all 79 chapters of some fic. I can't stop myself.
I can't be sure, but I think I passed up one where Nick died in the nighthowler incident and wanted to read it if it existed.
Does anyone know which I'm trying to think of, or was I seeing things?
>>2740078
possible is quite high, so they dont have to make another model for her
>>2740097
Bunnies are up all day, they're not nocturnal.
>>2740108
Or actually contribute to the thread in some way that would make you deserving of any kind of credit?
We have hard working content fags who don't get noticed for their work. Why the fuck should you get to be special and recognized for your posts if you contribute nothing?
>>2740063
>>2740038
>tfw you only join fandoms to snag sweet collectors edition images
thanks m8
at the risk of circle jerking
do we have an IRC chat?
>>2740009
Sure, added.
>>2739621
It's meant to be Nick's shirt. Tried to make it look too big for her but I guess that wasn't particularly successful. I'll just have to try harder next time!
>>2740184
Might be a decent idea to throw up a discord.
*concerned gekkering*
>>2740163
I'll remember it for the next thread. Thing is im waiting on my drawpad and i have nothing lying around to properly draw on anymore
>>2740163
The same goes for you. You can just ignore them. That's what the sig can be used for, you see it, you ignore them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZDK_LG9DuU
>>2740233
internet relay chat and discord is likue skype but better in my opinion.
Comfy
-J
>>2739270
I will apologize for anything you hate about it now
>>2740233
Discord is Skype but less shitty according to some people. IRC is old and much, much more secure than either of those but can only do text.
>>2740159
Weird. I usually see them around 9pm to 4am, so daytime sightings are uncommon for me.
And their burrow is practically next door.
Still, they're crafty little buggers, so I guess they just stay out of sight when it's bright.
>>2740233
It's like one big grouptext. I know r/Zootopia has both of those but I'm not sure if we want to use those.
Really comf
>>2740221
All I'm saying is people don't like other's who want credit for nothing. You can post art and stuff, but I would never sig your posts. Its was too easy to manipulate by shitposters.
>>2740226
I ignore them, but it annoys me that some people want to be recognized for something as simple as posts. You can sig your writes and draws because that's something you put effort into, but posts are meant to be anonymous.
>>2740284
Yeah, my only hangup is losing near-anonimity.
>>2740309
>meant to be
Jesus you really take this seriously don't you? I mean, okay, if you want to, but you can always just filter the signature.
>>2740309
K I GOT IT FFS
STILL THANKS THO
Oh. I've been in the old thread for hours wondering why it was so slow
>>2740078
got sai working again finally
also more neighbour mama y/n?
We had a great discussion about this yesterday:
What role do pheromones play in Zootopia?
>>2740351
>>2740350
>>2740348
Do we really need one?
>>2740359
>also more neighbour mama y/n?
>>2739449
God Dammit, if you didn't take this I was going to have to because this is too good.
>>2740276
What's going on with Gideon's face there?
>>2740282
I see them out around my house at all hours of the day.
>>2740209
yeah that sounds good
>>2740359
SOME HIDE HER WEAVER IS ON THE PROWL
>>2740399
We need more art of smug Judy
>>2740392
Cake frosting got slapped onto it
>>2740365
They play a very important role in sexual attraction.
>>2740390
Go ahead and take it if you want. Nothing wrong with multiple people writing the same prompt, and you'll probably do it more justice.
We can compare the different angles we took when we both finish!
oh my god this thread is going a million miles an hour i can't keep up
>>2740378
No, but just using an existing (interest relevant) IRC network is leagues easier than setting up a discord or some other server.
the ustream chats are enough real-time interaction for me, fwiw
>>2740412
That's a tiny cup
>>2740404
not sure if a shotgun is such a good weapon to shoot a person with a hostage who hides behind her in a corner
Is Zootopia a country and if so what other countries are there?
>>2740365
Same as in IRL biology.
>>2740446
Reptilia
Oceania
Brazil
I LOVE VELTEVY GIRAGGE HORNS
>>2740446
It's a city
>>2740438
Plus I can ban you all if I wanted.
>>2740446
probably the Neighterlands
>>2740442
Slugs c:
>>2740463
Oh right, that's why we don't use IRC, anons becoming massive faggots when they get a hint of individuality.
>>2740412
i agree, but that's hard to find.
>>2740456
>oceania
>>2740478
now you have to hope the hostage taker isn't French escargots
>>2740456
>Brazil
I'm dying
>>2740365
they must do something
>>2740478
Shotguns are used almost exclusively for door breaching though :(
>>2740456
>Brazil
can you imagine a capybara cop just crying at his desk with all the crime
ha
haha
>>2740518
>4-12 babies
>per month
>for over half the year
>>2740282
I do have to admit, I've never seen a bunny being crafty.
Dream recorder anon here, did I miss any autsists slipping to the beyond?
>>2740184
>>2740209
>>2740348
>>2740351
I fear this will fall on deaf ears, but I have to say it. I have been posting for a decade and a half, and one of the things I've learned is that off-site communities like IRC rooms and such inevitably turn out to be a bad idea. At best, it drains people away from the actual thread.
>>2740604
there was one yes
>>2740481
Well I've never had to actually ban anyone from my stream as of yet.
>>2736880
And last one
>>2739516
That fox is buisiness anon, no face rubbing. No matter how tempting it is to draw ... maybe next time.
>>2740632
Also, this.
>>2740604
I suspect you'll have something from me some time soon if all this RP actually gets to me.
>>2740632
well thats why i said 'at the risk of circle jerking' in the first place
>>2740657
You're fucking amazing. I'm glad you joined our threads.
>>2740597
Oh they're crafty alright.
I always see them out there, rubbing their paws together as they plot our downfall.
>>2740657
It's amazing and all, but it's a bit weird that a pred is alarmed about preds.
>>2740632
No, you're not wrong. I've been an on and off poster in a few different forums (these threads included), and the conversation in here is markedly better quality than reddit or your run of the mill furry irc channel.
That being said, it's easier to see if there's a stream on irc.
>>2740632
Well, I'd be tempted going there, but that's because I enjoy bunnynon getting all flustered, but others hate it, so you know... getting it out of people's eyes is fair.
>>2740698
>venom snake
>Boss
>>2740657
>Ironically a T.U.S.K squad proceeds to tackle Clawhauser
>>2737891
>2 WEEKS UNDER THE SMUG SLUG
>>2739540
Shit
>>2739560
I suppose it's hard to convey with words? But dissapointement in self? Seeing your chinese counterpart and seeing how much better he's seemingly doing must be harsh, all you got for your husstling efforts was this purple tie and he's wearing a suit, sheesh.
>>2740706
Tell me about it. It probably "rings" the entire day just cause Clawhauser is in the vicinity.
>"SIR THERE'S A PRED IN THE AREA!"
>that ... that's you clawhauser ... you're the pred.
>>2740733
>no smug rug
>almost/10
>>2740715
Something something indignant grumbling.
>>2740698
But... The Joy was Jack's mother figure.
You know what's a bummer for me?
Pictures like >>2738324
Why are sockfags such minority? I just wanna see some decent sockporn, yet the character is always taking them off (or they're striped. Eugh).
>>2740710
If there's ever a stream, I always make sure the post is big enough for us all to see.
>>2740701
Oh, that's just them cleaning themselves! I had a friend whose bunny was terrified of me - it'd just scamper off when I walked in the room. One time, I walked in on it licking its butt, and then we were best of friends.
>>2740715
...or it could devolve into an RP shitfest, especially in an IM.
>>2740580
That's why there are so many of them
Thankfully they're extremely stupid, and taste delicious.
>>2733613
help
>>2739452
Hey, that's neat, I'm using that shirt now
>>2739536
h e l p
>>2740604
>>2740669
Damn, I'm trying to cap em all.
how will nick be able to win over all of judy's brothers and sisters ?
>>2740791
Thankfully most RPers here seem to treat 4chan as the same thing but in-universe so there's no asterisk for action bullshit.
>>2740818
Is that a quote from Time Chasers?
>>2740834
If I was RPing I'd just be animal X on 4chan.
Still calling people faggots, just as an animal this time.
>>2740524
No they aren't, stop being silly. A shotgun is a multipurpose tool.
>>2740834
*hugs*
Gonna go eat with some friends and their dad.
Send me some requests to draw, maybe?
>>2740889
Nick dressed as a Smooth Criminal.
>>2740878
Well, to be fair. I have no Police experience, only military infantry experience. We used shotguns exclusively as breaching tools, so I guess I shouldn't have generalized.
>>2740889
Requesting a Gideon socked footjob
>>2740898
he literally responded to it.
>>2740834
I don't mind really, as long as its kept private.
I don't mind RP, but there's just some places you don't do it.
>>2740889
Gideon in a wedding dress being carried by Nick
>>2740715
>Well, I'd be tempted going there, but that's because I enjoy bunnynon getting all flustered
i'd be tempted too for similar reasons, i do enjoy the back and forth we have here, i think it wouldn't have the same feel to it.
>>2740889
Judy going undercover at a biker bar.
>>2740862
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrFiOjxk5s
>>2740898
g o i n g t o d i e
>>2740782
>Oh, that's just them cleaning themselves!
That's what they want you to think.
But if you really pay attention, you might realize they don't care about grooming at all!
I mean, when's the last time you've seen a rabbit in a hair salon? Huh?
Little bastards are covered in hair, and yet they prefer to "clean themselves" in the middle of the lawn, instead of having a trained stylist do it for them?
I see through their cotton-tailed lies...
Finally found the laptop I lost while blackout, now I can start back in on my story.
>>2740826
hey, my dream isn't autistic, just edgy.
When are we getting an Iron Man, Nick?
>>2740940
They're keeping themselves clean, not trying to win a Victoria's Secret fashion show! They might need some help if they're sick, though - sometimes you have to do a little extra to help freshen up their little butts.
>>2740954
Nick fills a different role
Whats the link to the whole "animal reroll" dealio? might aswell get that done and over with.
No stream tonight, hung over from my booze consumption.
Sorry if you set some time aside to join in, but I'm really not feeling it.
>>2740889
Nick and Bogo switch bodies
>>2740954
>iron man
>not winter soldier.
>>2738449
CA:CW was pretty good
>>2740382
(she loves it)
(so tesundaenre)
>>2740909
>socks
>>2741019
socks.
>>2740770
And for that I'm thankful. Those posts usually stuck out when I was skimming threads I missed.
>>2740974
Holy shit -- MOAR!!
>>2740359
They're married, right?
How about Molly after being turned into a MILF by Dez?
>>2741040
>https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals
See...I WANT to do that...but I desperately want to be a bunny.
>>2741014
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE IT
>>2740954
Here, have a shitty drawn one
>>2740989
No worries, have fun with that hangover. It just means it must have been a good night.
>>2741054
You don't HAVE to roll.
You can pick an animal, just don't be cringy about it.
I didn't roll for mine, I just had a favorite animal.
>>2740989
That's fine man. I was going to miss it anyway. At least now I don't miss out man.
>>2740968
>They're keeping themselves clean, not trying to win a Victoria's Secret fashion show!
Obviously. Their sights are set on bigger goals.
I mean, isn't it a little odd that the first rabbit cop also happened to arrest two consecutive mayors on criminal charges?
Coincidence?
I think not.
Remember people, what happened to Australia can happen here too.
>>2741054
then pick a bunny, not like we can stop you.
however, we will point out your autism but that's okay i got a silver fox so i know about autism
>>2741054
Who wouldn't?
How long do sloths bone for?
My first idea was for him to be wearing a sweater with his hands in the pouch.
The second was Zootopia Kangaroo Jack!
>>2741074
My stomach feels like it's falling to pieces. I'll probably throw up soon.
>>2741090
But we're all just a little bit autistic for doing this, why is mine ESPECIALLY autistic?
>>2741014
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT MOM
>they live next to judy
>their mom looks like this
why the fuck do they get it so good
end my life
>>2741054
To be a complete nerd here (I am British, so this is fine), do the TARDIS method.
Roll for your zoosona, get a pair of completely random (non-primate, mammalian, and undomesticated) animals...
and then be a bunny anyway.
>>2741088
Bunnies are so darn silly - and destructive! They are capable of eating just about anything, if they decide it's a good idea. I have no doubt that a large enough group of bunnies could - and would - eat an entire continent.
>2741116
Bunnies, Foxes, and wolves are cringy to just pick.
>>2741116
reasons. i assume because the two main characters are a bunny and a fox so that makes it extra autistic, i didn't make this rules
>>2741122
Weaver, you have to fuck the milf
it's your only choice
>>2740989
That's okay nips, I'm in the same boat, and have three exams tomorrow that I need to stop writing smut for and study.
Goodbye ZT
>>2741087
Wouldn't be a stream without ya
>>2741138
Huh, any reason you have for thinking that?
I'm just curious.
>>2741116
Because you have an answer you want... and that's a little too close to the edge for some.
>>2740831
he'll win over the younger ones with his amazing parenting skills
the older ones he'll win over with that dox fick
>>2741113
Oh geeze, Anon -- I hope it's just once to get it out of your system.
That's why I stay with the green and sticky.
I'm still looking for a stoned Judy, you beautiful DrawFags!
>>2741014
oh my GOD
>>2741122
Her sons probably need an example how to do it the right way and she needs you to show them how
>>2741167
Fucked up my last post anyway
A bunny and a fox are the main characters of the movie.
And wolves are always autistic, because EVERY furry has a wolf fursona. And they're heavily afflicted with special snowflake syndrome.
>>2741165
Wait, I just realized something.
Am I greatly mistaken or are the color-coded dancers split by species lines?
>Preds in red
>Prey in green
Did I just never notice this before?
>>2741165
>three exams
>>2741040
I got... yak, tiger, and colt. Not sure which one to pick, probably yak or tiger.
>>2741040
>tfw I rolled cheetah but I want to be a lynx
>>2741177
>green and sticky
If it's green, you should probably see a doctor.
>I am so sorry for the terriblejokepleasedonthateme
>>2741113
Reminds me of freshman year
Just have one of those plastic Halloween pumpkin buckets handy, trust me
>>2741165
Good luck on your Exams tomorrow Anon.
I hope you don't mind the edit, I thought the lines were a little too light.
What a gorgeous woman.
>>2741228
I'm such a fucking lightweight at the moment.
>>2741244
>The ride never ends.
I mean, the answer here is if you want to be a bunny, pretend you rolled into it.
We haven't gotten a lot of people claiming to have rolled into a bunny, so it's not impossible odds as long as you haven't voiced that you want to be a bunny already.
Or you can be like me and just accept that you're already autistic furry tier, so why do you care if somebody thinks you're more autistic.
Anyways, time for me to write that thing I said I was gonna write earlier while I have an hour or so.
>>2741136
>I have no doubt that a large enough group of bunnies could - and would - eat an entire continent.
I bet they would if they could.
And they're making it easier by embedding themselves in our government.
Just look at the current election!
Trump is well known for his hair.
Hair = Hare!
If you replace almost all of the letters in Bernie Sander's name, you get Bunny Fuhrer!
And Hillary has the constant facial expression of someone with a rabbit shoved up their ass.
Be vigilant, for Nacht der langen Kaninchen is almost upon us.
>>2741230
Thanks anon. Once it's over I'm hoping to work on a new idea I have and maybe doing some Dez/Mollie chapter work. Those two were the impetus to me landing in the trash, so I owe it to them; plus they have the most fun dynamic to write.
>>2741286
Looking forward to it, Metals.
>>2741197
>all the preys fleeing from the advancing tiger
>>2740051
At least you didn't reveal that you're a 15 year old who unironically memes because they thought 4chan is where the "cool kids" hang out
>>2741252
>insert Weverlope reaction image here
Now you fucked up
>>2741226
>>I am so sorry for the terriblejokepleasedonthateme
>>2741226
Nothing but love and comfy here, Anon. Couldn't hate you if I tried. Unless, you like, did something terrible to Judy, then I could probably hate you. But you're not going to since you'll be too busy retching up bile. Sorry. maybe I should have left that last part out.
Also: image limit reached.
>>2741309
What?
>>2740632
Offsite IRCs create sickening in-crowds that keep posting their stupid in-jokes in the thread and saying OOPS HAHAHA YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE ~COOL KIDS CLUB~ LIKE I AM
And then they start having insipid conversations in the thread between namefags (or I guess sigfags here) where they talk about how their day has been or what's going on in IRC just to remind everyone how super cool they are for being in the in-crowd
It's like high school only somehow more annoying and stupid
Can someone please start a new thread WITH the Pastebin AND bune?
Danke.
>>2741309
If someone posts that they're 15 I'll draw their fursona full color and shading.
>>2741372
Shit I'm too old
>>2741372
Hey, I'm 15.
plus 10.
>>2741372
I am 15x2 does that count
>>2741360
I mean, that effect would be lessened if the IRC or whatever was listed in every thread header.
Still, you bring a fair point. I think I'd only move to an IRC towards the end of life of the threads themselves.
>>2741372
I'm two 15s, plus tax.
>>2741372
Damn, 34 years too late.
Wait, uh, ignore that plz.
>>2741162
Are you kidding me
I would in a heartbeat
But a classy refined woman like her would never have time for a convicted felon like me
>>2741395
>49 years old
Dude, what's it like?
>>2741360
I agree, tho I'd say that's just the start. In my experience, these offsite communities have a strange tendency to develop animosity against the original community, to the point they actively try to harm it.
>>2741401
Waitaminute what
>>2741401
you could ask if she could bring you back to the light side
>>2741401
>convicted
You got caught?
>>2741372
that they're 15
did I do it right?
>>2741395
>almost 20 years a wizard
Nice
>>2741401
Someone RP the milf so weaves can get his sexual release
>>2741408
You want the honest answer?
Wonderful.
No fucks given, work is a breeze, life is easy. Still a good stretch of living ahead, but the big mistakes are behind me. Don't have to prove anything because I realize it just doesn't make a fuck of a lot of difference.
I know it seems weird, but late middle-age is a very good time of life.
Yo, Flash's sloth bae was Priscilla, right?
>>2741450
yes
>>2741447
Occupation?
Do you have a family?
>>2741450
yup
>>2741462
That sounds personnel, kid
>>2741372
hey hey draw my firsona
im 12
her hairs BLUE and white and her wings are demon and angel and her horns are black and her eyes are green and her hands are paws but you gotta make them have clasw and her tai is prohensible and can grab things and she has super sharp teets and her tounge is green, like her hair and oh the hair changes color kinda like how her eyes do and omf i almost forgot that her dress is like a cute shade of black and shes 12, like me
ok?
>>2741450
Priscilla in the spanish dub was peresila literally slothsila god damn
why i'm just realizing this
no one saw that im not a dumbass
>>2741464
What?
>>2741447
What about socializing tho? People say meeting people only gets harder as you get older.
>>2741122
Go to naturalist club
find b&p
prove that you would be good 3rd roommate
profit
>>2741503
Thread Thread?
>>2741393
NO it would NOT
Because the cool people will ignore the IRC and the faggots will be even MORE drawn to it.
IRCs are FUCKING HORRIBLE
It's not like /trash/ has to worry about putting off-topic conversations in the thread because we HAVE no topic.
It will only fuel the "I'm so important" fags
>>2741462
I'm a systems administrator with a specialty in AWS.
Married for almost 25 years to a wonderful woman who puts up with my weird shit (think there's no Judys in the world? There are!). No kids. I don't want to be the absent parent and condemn another generation to being latch-key children.
>>2741503
i saw everything
>>2741503
You mean posting this thread in this thread?
>>2741503
>>2741464
it's okay, I did that a few threads ago
>>2741491
kek
(you ARE joking right?)
>>2741520
Nice. Sounds like you got things figured out.
Got any tips for a young buck like me, not so much your job but just life in general?
>>2741518
You seem angry.
Might wanna chill.
>more collectors editions
yes
yes
>>2741520
you are a great man, with a no doubt great wife, but as a sysadmin fuck you
(I'm a web dev who does a lot in AWS)
>>2741372
>tfw still swimming around in my dad's nutsack
>>2741491
>inb4 b&
>>2741508
Yes and no.
The friends I have are really good friends. I don't meet as many people IRL as I'd like, but I've made some awesome friends through the internet.
Talking to awesome bros (and bro-ettes) on 4chan is a lot of fun. I hope the people here realize just how wonderful they are, no matter what their self-doubts are.
>>2741539
Why not ANA Edition? that would have been my highlight of the day
>>2741447
>No midlife crisis
You're living the dream, bud
I started being scared of the future and of death when I turned 10, and I don't think that ever stopped
>>2741568
Because the Op deciedes the thread, and that would make the thread cancer.
Do you want the ANA poster to sig spam the entire thread?
>>2741586
guess you're right
>>2741580
delete this
split threads are literally cancer
>>2741535
>Got any tips for a young buck like me, not so much your job but just life in general?
Live it. Live with passion. Live it with a rage for the moment. Being young is amazing, but it's gone before you know it. If you want to do something, do it! You failed? Ohwell, there's time to make it up. Make mistakes, do dumb things and for fucks sake, DON'T WORRY!
Go be young and wonderful and amazing. Everything else will fall into place for you.
>>2741541
I need to emphasize how bad of an idea it is because it's hard to portray conviction in text-based communication
Sorry
>>2741576
Please don't be -- life is stupidly short and worrying time is wasted time. The future will arrive and you'll be there with it. I used to be scared of dying when I was in my 20s. I'm not anymore. There's a grudging acceptance of the inevitable. I've got less time before than behind: so be it. I'll use the time I have left to just enjoy the fuck outta myself. Do the same, Anon. Never forget you're awesome and amazing!
>>2741520
>(think there's no Judys in the world? There are!
Maybe back then. Have you SEEN women these days?
>>2741372
I am 12 and what is this
>>2741828
Don't be like that
>>2741527
'course
>>2741833
UNDERAGED B&
>>2738781
>its a Don Ramon episode
>>2737416
Really would like to see an update about that night...
>>2742014
Some things are best left to imagination, anon.
>>2741833
I found the actual underage anon!
He admits to being 15!
>>2742036
I can't argue with that.
I CAN ignore it and keep asking for that update.
>>2742286
I will side with this anon because he's made me laugh
>>2741926
Someone got the reference
>mfw i have no face
>>2741372
Cant it be over 15?
Draw a guy bunny with long hair.
>>2741447
Anon is giving this 37 old hope.
