>>44415267
>>44415267
>>44415284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>44415829
the cartoon was better
>>44416132
More like
>the current american space industry
>>44416811
>>44417055
Please stop, you're going to give yourself a heart attack with all that salt.
>>44417055
>>44417055
It's not our fault you didn't get an xbox.
>>44417143
Are you?
>>44415707
Every fucking time
>>44417143
Then stop fucking bitching about and post some of your own,
>>44417143
You're the only one who's even mentioned the word funny.
We're not here to amuse you, but you are having that effect on us.
>>44417388
>lived long enough for dragonball af to be canon.
>>44415727
what am I watching?
>>44417578
What would happen if something punctured your cell phone battery.
Any sufficiently dense energy storage medium is also a bomb.
>>44415768
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?
>>44417578
a phone battery succumbing to heat damage and initiating an explosive reaction
>>44417650
>>44417674
>>44417730
>>44417773
Please. stop.
>>44415267
>>44417877
You've really nothing better to do than throw a bitchfit?
Go to bed.
>>44417877
>>>/v/
go be butthurt somewhere else.
>>44416202
More like
>wait, let me look up how space combat works
>>44417552
what.
>>44417984
>>44418024
Do you not understand the point of a filename thread?
>>44418098
From what I remember, the guy froze laser beams.
>>44418111
Ignore the shitposter.
>>44418111
It is just a butthurt shitposter. Report all of it.
>>44417813
Kek I get the reference
>>44418142
Ignore this shitposters.
>>44416227
> Matrix lobby shootout scene music intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA
>>44418190
row row, fight the power...
>>44418142
>>44418190
good back to /v/, go take your meds, or go fuck your mother. k?
do the impossible...
see the invisible...
>>44418270
>>44417552
Jesus Christ the Flash TV series looks retarded.
>>44418295
>>44418232
I can't tell if this is shitposting or if you just watched gurren lagann for the first time.
Either way, learn to hide your spectrum level.
>>44418333
It's the source material's fault.
Remember that flash's pants are made of Go Fast?
>>44418335
at least i'm droppin' real filenames....
>>44418325
Soon my friend. Five Guys has made it's way to California, In N Out will make it to the east coast in due time.
>>44418355
depends on continuity
in others his costume is made of advanced materials folded into a tiny ball at super speed and stored in a ring
>>44418333
It's a pretty good show, give it a chance.
>>44418399
In n Out straight up said they would not be expanding much more in the near future. stay hungry.
>>44418415
i gave it as an example that comic books are largely retarded.
i will fight you nigger
nigger with an ARRRRRR.
>>44418496
Despite being a shitposter
>Culvers
Mah nigga
>>44418441
>stay hungry
Don't have to, I live on the best coast.
>>44417110
Actually, it's my fault
Source: I'm the grinch motherfucker.
>>44415411
>>44415309 Underrated post.
>>44419117
only reason it wasn't mentioned is because it's been in every filename thread for a while now.
it was pretty cool the first time I saw it.
>>44419178
we tend to recycle our favorites.
the real weakness of Filename threads is repetition or low OC...
>>44415592
I too spec into robotic arms.
Since we're on burgers, anyone got a good name for this?
>>44419387
Grognards read 5e
>>44417552
Pretty sure that falls under Metaptropi
>>44419432
Sounds good.
Can we all agree that the purpose of a filename thread is to take images and give them filenames that provide new, /tg/-related context?
>>44419496
I'm not sure if Fallout counts as /tg/.
>>44419518
I think it does count.
>>44419536
New Vegas, specifically?
>>44419555
Yes.
>>44419587
>>44419599
That one has grown on me.
>>44419656
Stories are not Filenames.
now we are talkin'....
>>44415309
Just here to say that the dude puts the lime in the wrong way. This is my cross to bear.
This one's usually pretty popular.
>>44419691
I remember you from the last time.
Consider that if the lime was inverted you could not see the inside.
>>44419672
What would have been a better filename then?
>>44415498
kek
>>44419742
The image's filename must give it new context in some way. Posting a story with the story's title is like... posting some armor art and calling it "Knight Armor". People like story threads and people like armor art threads, but they're not filenames.
>>44419787
How is this /tg/ related? It's funny, but maybe there's some connection I'm not getting.
>>44419742
I don't think you understand the objection. A better name won't help, he's saying that filename threads should be gifs/pics with funny titles that relate to /tg/ and the story time you posted doesn't suit the thread.
I don't personally care about the storytime getting posted but he is right that the name is shitty. The whole point of these is to make a joke with the name. if you can't come up with an original one then do like half the rest of the thread has done and copy old; actually funny filenames.
>>44419823
iunno
>>44419823
At least it wasn't another goddamn hamburger I guess?
>>44419917
>>44417813
Underrated post.
>>44418386
Ow...
>>44419999
Nice quads
>>44420040
>>44420096
Isn't that one supposed to be like two-player combat QWOP?
>>44419729
Away foul demon! I will hear none of your lime lies.
>>44420096
Source?
>>44420120
It's called Toribash and it's not really like QWOP. QWOP has terrible physics so you screw up. Toribash has realistic physics and is turn-based so you can do stuff like flips and parries and wrestling.
It's also an effective strategy to rip your own arm off and throw it at your opponent.
>>44420137
Nah but for real. The director wanted a gag about what the inside of a lime looked like and it wouldn't have been visible if the lime was inverted.
Let's try some filenames that I can't remember the content of.
>>44420213
Mis-en-scene be damned.
>>44420230
>>44420251
>>44420315
>>44419742
This is pretty much the way you should post text in a filename.
>>44416514
You have no idea how long I've been looking for this. Anon, I love you.
>>44417604
An aquatic ribbon worm proboscis. It's basically the worm's tongue. They shoot it out and it wraps around their prey, then they slowly retract it back into they mouth.
>>44419703
Man, it took me three tries (the girl with the turned off laptop, the guy sleeping, and the dog) before I found the real bluff.
>>44420488
Wait, what's the real bluff if not the Dog?
>>44420583
>>44420488 also maxed out bluff and our sense motive just wasn't up to snuff.
>>44420488
What is the real bluff if it's not the dog?
>>44418616
>>44415592
I am fully aroused
>>44416202
I know! We can make hovering and self landing unmanned rocket modules now! Sweet ain't it?
>>44421558
You know what would be even more sweet? Orbital spaceship construction facilities. A moonbase. Another man on the fucking moon. It's been 43 years since Eugene Cernan stepped off the Lunar regolith, when are we going back?
>>44421583
We've got a program in the works to secure and harvest our first asteroid. We're barely one generation from the first to leave Earth and ever so slowly taking our first teetering steps towards a permanent and meaningful presence in our own solar system. Don't give up hope Anon, we will take our place amongst the stars.
>>44421583
We aren't allowed to go back to the moon. The aliens said so. Ask buzz aldrin if you don't believe me.
>>44420488
You almost had me. Almost.
>>44416189
Which chapter was this one again?
>>44419900
He was OP back in the day.
Not /tg/, but fuck it.
>>44419823
It's not /tg/-related. Anon is just trolling with /pol/shit.
>>44415525
>today's headline: gay marriage legalized
>>44423445
that looks painful
what is it?
>>44415707
oh sweet fucking jesus mothjer of mary
wh ydid I open that
>>44423851
A giant fucking bruise looks like. How he got it I have no idea.
>>44423851
Blown pec.
>>44420315
>>44422169
that is amazingly pretty
>>44415829
adventurer's tip: If somebody commissions you to retrieve their maiden, make sure it's their legitimate daughter and the one they ended up with after a sordid affair with the local ogress.
>>44416227
Daddy always dun told me, he said
"Son, there are two things in life ya gotta know, an that's A- Never take a check, and B- Don't never, ever, EVER, get into a tussle with a rodeo clown."
>>44417270
Holy shit, that's my filename, on the same image, but I haven't posted that in months.
>>44425460
>>44425460
Filthy Rebels.
>>44425496
>>44416189
i cant find this fucking chapter
>>44425460
> Boobytrapping injured soldiers
> Valiant rebels standing up against tyranny
You only get one.
>>44425509
Wow they just cannot stop raping yoda.
>>44425503
>Hungarian Mind: Even less than a Pole
Ouch.
Is this an example of medieval bantz?
>>44419387
>little did the cow demon know he was facing 3 gnome alchemists
>>44421558
Not really. The shuttle was meant to lower costs too.
Space isn't kind on hardware. Lots of folks are skeptical that they can get the kind of cost reductions they're claiming.
Is it really moral to man-rate such a thing for profit alone?
>>44425652
He was actually a lot cooler in Clone Wars than he was in the prequel movies.
First episode he curbstomped Ventress. Didn't even bother fighting her, just held up a hand to freeze her mid-attack and then have a polite conversation with her hostages while ignoring her completely.
And different sized tech for different sized races isn't exactly new to Star Wars.
>>44416980
Shouldn't that be
Ork_shooting_phase.gif
Ogryns are fucking monsters...
>>44425712
The hell is this from?
>>44425786
A weird as fuck torture porn/gore H-game. The 2d hentai thread on /vg/ will tell you more.
I don't recommend it.
>>44425786
Headpats simulator.
>>44418118
>Nat20_stealth
Seriously, does anyone have any webm's of the Stealth-kills in Blood Omen 2? Seriously, if you stealth-killed someone when they were in the middle of a conversation with someone right in front of them, then that person wouldn't notice you. I remember the first time I tried it, while 2 guards were talking. The other guard watched his friends head fly off and a fountain of blood spurt from his neck-stump and reacted by saying nothing and walking back over to his assigned post and standing motionless.
>>44425735
>And different sized tech for different sized races isn't exactly new to Star Wars.
We are not meant to judge him by his size. That he needs or would use specially made little people's equipment kind of shits on what he said in Empire. at least to me. It's just like when he had to use a lightsaber against dooku.
>>44419823
>filename thread
If you just want filenames, ask. If you want /tg/ filenames and no misc. shit tossed in with folder dumps you'd best specify
>>44425853
At the same time, wouldn't one assume anything made by his species would be sized for them, and thus smaller?
And if he shouldn't use 'little people equipment' then why is his house on Dagobah obviously sized for a tiny person so that Luke has to crawl on hands and knees to move around in it? Isn't that the same basic concept?
>>44426015
I don't assume that his species does anything, really. We only have yoda as an example.
>And if he shouldn't use 'little people equipment' then why is his house on Dagobah obviously sized for a tiny person so that Luke has to crawl on hands and knees to move around in it? Isn't that the same basic concept?
There are more thematic reasons for that than sensical ones. I assume he built it himself and didn't expect guests.
>>44423851
when you pick up big things, sometimes, you pick up bigger things than you should have. This is how you lose a fight with an inanimate object
>>44425503
Russian: Plenty of - BEES?
>>44425832
Got a name?
>>44426034
To each their own then, I personally didn't find it odd, made more sense than flying a fighter made for someone four times his size and the entire design concept of the Jedi fighters of the era is that they're incredibly small and nimble to make the best use of their supernatural reflexes.
>>44415333
kek
>>44426119
He has the force. Need to reach the pedals, he does not.
>>44415707
>>44425503
>>44425664
That meant that they're paying even less attention than a pole.
Typical hungarian not paying attention to the details
>>44425503
In all seriousness though who pissed in that cunts soup?
>hungarians
>bloodthirsty
>traitorous
>disloyal
>gruesome
Hungarians were BEtrayed by most of western europe all the time during their history. That's sortof been the overarching theme for the past hundreds of years.
also
>turks
>tender
>english
>feminine
>fertile land
>finding amusement in work
>not reigned by government+monarch
>love lust
>swedes
>gruesome
>zelaous in divine service
>unrecognizable
>russians
>plenty of bees
>germans
>candid
>extravagant
>invincible
>drinking comes three times
This seems like it was written by the 17th century equivalent of german /pol/ anon who had a particular bad experience with some hungarians.
As a german-hungarian i can confirm that the following traits were true about the countries at that time:
germany:
-sharp minded
-follower
-adapting fasion
-good land
-reverent divine service
-reigned by emperor
-they love drinking
hungary:
-not paying attention
-colorful fashion
-fertile and gold-rich land
-rebellious
-polio common disease
-doesn't matter who reigns
-amusement from doing nothing
Dumping a few of my favourites
>>44426279
jesus, leave some board space for the rest of us.
>>44422169
I recognize that from somewhere.
But I don't remember who they are.
>>44426282
>>44426296
>>44426307
>>44419629
The beast to that abomination's rear is undoubtedly some heretofor unknown warp demon.
>>44426340
>>44426359
>>44426408
And i'm out of /tg/ ones. Got plenty of /wooo/ ones.
>>44426340
I don't get it, Google only tells me it's a Space Wolf relic...
>>44418930
That's a DAMN good way to werewolf.
>>44419967
>>44420578
>>44422165
These are painfully accurate
>>44421132PORN WHEN
>>44426472Pelt of the Balewolf is a Space Wolves relic that forces MC's to autofail a fear test, once the user gets into Melee Combat.
>>44426516
Guy who posted it here, it's surprisingly fitting, but I don't think enough people are familiar enough with relics like that for it to be funny. Anyone got a better name for it?
>>44426367
>>44421730
Remind me why we're taking space program advice from the Mexicans again?
>>44418333
The science is so retarded it eventually probably becomes smart. Everything else is okay.
>>44426279
>>44425503
Oh it was written in austria.
Well that explains the glaring hatred towards the hungarians. And the weird over-emphasizing of how amazing the environment here is.
As a historical context:
~1703-1711 there was an attempted revolution by the hungarians against the absolutist rule of the habsburg monarchy which sought to control hungary that was freed from the turkish occupation. The result is wider autonomy for the hungarians and the re-establishment of the hungarian constitution and congress.
~1725 this table is made by an austrian guy describing the hungarian land as amazing and hungarians as rebellious, bloodthirsty, disloyal, monstrous people, with a love for riots, and who rules them as irrelevant
>themoreyouknow.jpg
>>44415707
*hyperventilates*
>>44426367
This was highly entertaining.
>>44417578
Pure lithium or lithium ion batteries burn in oxygen rich environments
>>44426868
Air is not oxygen rich by any stretch. It's because the battery discharged all at once.
>>44419518
Random, random, random, random, ohhh that looks good. Ahhh nah actually. Random, random...
>>44420251
THIS IS HOW I CHAOS PSYKER!
>>44426293
They are "Fighting Gravity"
they made their debut on America's Got Talent a few years ago.
>>44423445
"I COULD SNAP THE PRESIDENT IT HALF!"
>>44427549
He snapped his pectoral in half it would seem.
>>44426279
Until the 10th century Hungarians did on land what the Norse did by sea, except they didn't settle down and become aristocrats.
>>44426408
Well that was thrill ride start to bottom!
