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7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - TBA
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
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Last thread: >>69591459
WOW I SURE DO LOVE THIS PREVIOUS THREAD
AHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAOOOO
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
IMPORTANT POLL
>>69598246
sorry I only vote in very important polls
Saku is god
>>69598301
who is this gook
>>69598246
>50% of /heem/ is under 6'
>50% of /heem/ is virgin
seeing a correlation here
>>69598312
Why Are Americans So Short?
>>69598311
>THE FUCKIN BEST EVA!!! EVA!!!
T. Phil Baroni
>>69598322
interbreeding with natives for hundreds of years
Why did UFC 200 suck so bad?
>>69598246
>manlet friend of mine kept saying he was 1.78 (5' 10")
>I laughed at him every time he did
>He said "that's what my doctor said"
>I made him stand against the wall and measured him
>he was 1.75 with shoes
>>69598335
no Fedor
>>69598335
9 good fights out of 12 aint bad.
>watches 300 once
fresh MVP webms lads
>>69598387
Does he have permanent brain damage from this right now? will his forehead have a permanent dent in it?
>>69598387
He's lucky he's not fucking dead/paralyzed from headbutting that knee.
>>69598387
i thought he was just being a sissy desu
>>69598395
>Does he have permanent brain damage from this right now?
Absolutely.
>>69598400
Bellator has no respeckt
>>69598392
>anime characters act like niggers
>niggers act like anime characters
POTTERY
>>69598403
this is the best angle
>>69598387
did he died?
also
I bet I could heem all you faggots at the same time
>>69598411
how do you know
BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE
>>69598430
Dude...
>>69598433
dude what, are you gonna give me some proof or not faggot, can he even remember his own name?
>>69598431
H-town on that boy, shiiieet
>>69598417
it was kind of unfortunate to get kneed in the head like that, I don't think anyone would have seen it coming
however, he shouldn't have thrown a full force straight punch from that distance
it's much easier to see a straight coming then a jab, and especially when you're not even in a decent range or didn't set it up with a jab or feint etc
>>69598417
I hope MVP specified that the personal caretaker that has to follow Cyborg everywhere isnt part of his medical bill offer
>>69598443
did anyone understand all of what he said?
>>69598448
He took a pretty good shot before that. He was just trying to throw something hard and keep MVP back I'm sure. It's easy to talk technique (that I'm positive Cyborg knows) when you don't have MVP in front of you trying to crush your skull with a Baratheon warhammer knee.
>tfw i could edge out a split decision against every here
>>69598457
lol literally has a dent in his fucking head, how can he ever recover, seriously
>>69598457
fucking a. Cyborg needs to retire. This is the kind of shit that makes you second guess yourself.
>>69598457
ayyyy
he should get into diamond smuggling
>>69598462
Woah did Dana say you could post this?
>>69598466
Yeah I think it's over for him, too.
He did put on some of the greatest fights ever though.
>>69598462
Jesus
We keep getting closer and closer to a death in the octagon in a major promotion, when is it gonna happen? pic unrelated
>>69598458
Not me thats for sure, got most of it though.
>>69598483
Cody Pfister's next opponent
>>69598462
Thats nasty
>>69598457
There's no coming back from this. Just retire man, live your life in peace.
>>69598458
>Shihhhh. It is what it is. Heart of a champion. Shih. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shih. You caynt expect for somebody to win all they wanna to do is hug you. Fuck y'all talking about.
>Shih. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'mma keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'mma keep going. Shih. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy.
>I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.
>>69598462
>that sound
>He throws a fucking pokeball at him while he lies on the ground with his skull caved in
>>69598462
That is fucked
>>69598466
Makes me second guess watching and supporting MMA at all.
If I was a fighter I'd go ham in the first round. I'd be gassed by the second but they won't be able to survive the onslaught. I'd rather her or be heemed in the first then dance around for a decision.
>>69598501
>not gloating about the most brutal end since silva's leg snapped like a branch
>>69598507
then gtfo pussy
>>69598387
Why is there only one angle?
>>69598508
>if i was a fighter
just stop right there
>>69598457
i don't know how to feel anymore
>>69598513
Wanderlei vs Kondo makes that shit look like a picnic.
>>69598498
thanks man
shiihhh
>>69598515
because you haven't scrolled down
>>69598508
Try that against Lawler or Diaz and you'll come out looking like an alien
>>69598537
He became a meme at the end but prime Wandy is a demi-god.
>>69598542
Roid Wandy
post dank black beasts
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468835169167.webm
>>69598537
>rampage's face
>>69598537
>tfw stomped out 7 minutes before the bell
>>69598545
why not just dump the rest of your cuck folder while your at it?
>>69598532
based rousey
>>69598554
Why do you have so many pictures of the same Star Wars alien?
>>69598387
Cyborg fought like a total bum.
> throw strikes that miss by 2 feet strategy.
> opponent realizes that nothing you throw is going to ever land
> get countered into a living death
I hate anybody who does this. If you're the inferior striker + shorter, you have to move forward and go Cain Velasquez style on him.
>>69598513
I just might. Someone is going to get killed on TV one of these days and MMA will have to shut down for a while and redesign itself.
>>69598561
she's so birdlike...
>>69598564
because he's funny, you got a problem with it?
>>69598554
Why aren't they using ear protection?
>>69598570
dada already got killed twice but came back to life
Lmao @ u pussies. we watched dada literally die in the ring but everyone cries about a cracked skull because it looks bad. Life is dangerous deal with it.
>>69598572
now that you mention it, she looks very progeria-esque
>>69598580
just realised filename is wrong
>>69598576
What if I do? I'll go three rounds with that tyke.
>>69598586
>looks dangerous
yeah nothing dangerous about your skull almost fracturing into your frontal lobe, watching someone die of traumatic brain injury is a lot more violent then some fat guy with grape soda and fried chicken arteries have a heart attack
>>69598543
Absolutely
Only newfags to MMA care about roids. The sport is much better with them. Better fights, no injury pull outs... just a better sport in general with roids. They're needed for recovery to train for this shit. They shouldn't test for them.
>>69598607
>watches literal cage fights
>put off by "violence"
I bet you cringe at snapped legs over a clean heem also
>>69598604
still want to get in the cage?
>>69598607
>>69598570
People die in boxing every week. The sport won't "shut down" if there's a death.
>>69598535
I wouldn't go into that fight going half cocked with a mind on the latter rounds. They'd get dropped by my karate flurry and either have to tap me from guard or get pounded into the canvas
>>69598615
im not the one put off by the violence, im just explaining to your retarded ass why people think that way
>>69598631
They're not thinking
>>69598622
Shit, I guess I have to try and get him to grapple with me. No way am I taking those kicks.
>>69598630
Pretty sure Robbie Lawler could fuck you in the street if he wanted to. Nothing you could do about it. If the Blood Orc said it was go time, you're getting filled out like an application.
>>69598586
>literally die in the ring
Except he didn't you fucking retard.
>>69598605
Why does it look that his neck snapped and he's a vegetable now?
>>69598586
>Life is dangerous deal with it.
An MMA match is not a necessary risk. If someone dies on live TV you can be sure UFC and Bellator will have to shut down for investigation and there will be a big fiasco and rules changes. Especially since there's some kind of evidence Cyborg wasn't medically ready to fight.
>>69598639
I think you'd be surprised
>>69598644
his heart stopped 3 times during the fight
>>69598650
this is more of a problem for bellator since they cleared a man who had kidney failure and two heart attacks after 2 rounds of wrestling
>>69598650
If he was getting grounded and Pounded while on the ground unconscious sure but everyone accepts that any clean hit while standing can break bones just like in boxing
>>69598623
>People die in boxing every week.
No they don't. Don't make up things.
>>69598662
That's not dying.
Who /Invicta/ here
>>69598683
>>69598683
dat mombod
>>69598683
>>69598690
No one, never post about it again and delete those
>>69598690
Who can stop based Firecrotch Dyke?
best fighters in every division:
>Werdum
>Jones
>Rockhold
>GSP
>Khabib
>Aldo
>Cruz
>DJ
>>69598728
Cain is the best hw
>>69598690
evinger is so fucking disgusting
jesus
>>69598728
>Jones
>>69598677
Ummm... yes they do. Don't say completely uneducated things.
There were 225 deaths in boxing in 2015. There are only 52 weeks in a year. People die in scores in boxing.
>>69598743
>GSP
>>69598750
>There were 225 deaths in boxing in 2015.
Holy shit, is this true?
How hyped are you for the return of Ngannou?
who /nailin kailin/ here?
>>69598769
pumped desu
>>69598762
Yes...
225 in 2015
211 in 2014
169 in 2013
178 in 2012
There have been four deaths in sanctioned MMA competition and nine in unsanctioned contests for a total of thirteen deaths.
>>69598771
she is very QT even with her tattoos and lack of boobs
>>69598771
here
shit tat though
>>69598771
My girl Felice is gonna fuck her up
>>69598769
All the cuck memes aside I am pretty hype. He looked fucking awesome against Blaydes
>>69598771
>>69598782
how the fuck can Felice Hagrid be your girl m8
shit tier girl
>>69598791
I never realized she was so hot
lawler seriously believes he can win UFC after getting roughed up
pay close attention lads
this is a great example of a shit tier girl
best fightfu coming through
>>69598773
was that actually rose?
>>69598814
I bet her pussy stinks really bad
>>69598824
Hey girl...
>>69598773
>that fucking file name
Seriously though, why'd she piss herself?
>>69598824
hope she waits before stepping up to Joanna, she'll get sheemed
>>69598829
no that's angela magana (meth baby/crackhead/psycho/generally disgusting)
vs waterson I think
>>69598841
not even pol here, but she's literally a degenerate
>>69598728
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>Wonderboy
>Khabib
>Holloway
>Cruz
>DJ
>>69598762
Lol no
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_due_to_injuries_sustained_in_boxing
who will be the next (relatively) big name to get caught by USADA?
>>69598883
idiot
>>69598891
pic related
>>69598891
Someone on a losing streak. Maybe Browne. Maybe Edgar since he just got BTFO again.
>bethe has a sister with a fat booti
>has an attractive face
>her insta is set to private
;_;
As you may well know, Conor has been training with Dillon Danis the world jujitsu extrodonaire for this camp. It's common knowledge that his style of jujitsu is better than Gracie jujitsu.
What you probably don't know is Danis is actually a middleweight. So if Conor has been submitting a middleweight and Gunni "nick Diaz ducked me" Nelson do you think Nate stands a chance in the grappling exchanges
>>69598883
That's extremely incomplete and inaccurate, my friend.
Dig a little deeper.
>>69598946
Yeah, I bet 3 months of learning is going to trump 10 years and many, many actual fights of experience.
>>69598891
Hendricks will get back on the gear and pop. Believe you me.
>>69598946
0/10
>>69598975
who is this semen demon?
>>69598917
>doubting the natty goat
>watching EBI
>special matches
>m'dik
>>69598891
How big would the shitstorm be if McGregor popped?
>>69598946
i think if Diaz is not high during the fight the match will go into conor running around the octagon and stealing the win via decision
>>69598986
aren't those 13 year olds?
>2017
>arguing about sports on a Taiwanese caricature board
>watching sweaty men hug each other on the mat for 15-25 minutes
>not committing honourable sudoku
Pick one losers.
>Anthony Pettis lost to Edson Barboza
>>69598996
14 actually......
don't judge
>>69598980
Irene Aldana
>>69599027
I'm really just imagining things desu
Who the hell would find something like this attractive?
>>69599036
not sure what i am looking at, post more for further review or provide links
>>69599056
https://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
>>69599056
great technique on that RNC
>>69599059
looks like a young Marloes Coenen
>>69599062
>>69599059
these are some really high level positions
very exciting to see
go on
pedo's please leave
>>69599067
almost flawless, if only it were a 4k screenshot maybe we'd have better clarity how far deep that choke is set in the
crevice
of her neck
>>69599071
nah, I gotta go now unfortunately
the blonde girl loses
I think she gets punished for getting tapped in 14 seconds next, or maybe I'm thinking of another tournament
Italian dude is weird....
>tfw no qt bjj loli gf
>>69599082
>>69599099
the highest law is nature
>>69599141
He's officially upgraded to skull crusher now
>>69599149
Can Uncle Dana make MVP vs Nick Diaz happen in our lifetime?
Why is MVP not in jail?
>>69599173
Nick Diaz would get memed on, he can't deal with anyone who demonstrates anything that remotely resembles any sort of movement. After the fight Nick would complain that MVP was running away despite getting outstruck.
>>69599179
shit b4+4 mVIII
>>69598417
Shit like this is why I fight at 145 even though I'm almost 6' tall. I really have no desire to be murdered.
>>69598368
lmao i never noticed this before
>>69599196
chill brah, no need to go full tower 7 on us
>>69598417
>imagine the fucking pain
Lads
Who would win in a 5 round fight between Stephen "Ilikeboys" Thompson and Michael "Skullcrusher" Page?
How much of a genius is edgy brah?
Young women's bjj is the next big thing.
>>69599036
any chance for a webm?
>>69599196
>when you know just a bit too much about pedophilia
>>69599297
Maybe hes just a psychology major or something.
>>69599313
Or a paedophile.
>>69599313
Nailed it almost...
I majored in chemistry, my profession, and studied psychology because my mom is batshit crazy and it interested me to know more about what's wrong with her brain.
>>69599326
She's a woman, what do you expect?
Logic?
>>69599326
was this before or after you diddled your first kid?
>>69599196
Whatever helps you sleep at night you fucking sicko
How was Submission Underground? It seems as though nobody watched it because no one's bloody subscribed to FloCombat
>>69599381
>Implying he has conquered evolution and nature and isn't attracted to super hot 16 year olds
Yeah, whatever you have to tell yourself to fight off urges that are completely natural you oppressed fucking liar.
>>69598387
when i first saw this i thought he he took a dive because he wasnt knocked out and its a reaction you dont see
>>69599391
10th planet got BTFO as always
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>69599421
That's exactly what I saw. That shit was fixed. Why is it that we keep seeing all these extra animated endings in Bellator? I mean Cyborg threw himself on the ground and started to writhe in pain, flopping his legs around like a cartoon to sell it? Lol.. I've seen this mf get cracked before and keep coming. That shit is hard to watch at the shit show Bellator has become.. A bunch of sketchy bouts over the last 3 years, ever since they implemented the WWE theatrics.. Just rewatch that shit s few times and tell me if you think the impact was hard enough to warrant that extra over the top reaction? Go watch some of Cyborg's fights and see how he usually responds to a hard shot. No money at all on this fight. Haven't gambled in a long while, but that right there was a gambling influenced sell job if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much they paid Cyborg to look like a cartoon character.
>>69599432
You really don't know how to meme right
>>69599421
>>69599439
You two are trolling, right?
That was a "I am in an ungodly amount of fucking pain OH MY GOD" reaction if I've ever seen one.
>>69598560
Wew lad
How bad do you think she
wants to get gorilla fucked?
>>69599449
I just copy/pasted a post from the UG before the news about Cyborg's fractured skull broke
Will MVP loss when finally fights a non-can? That guy is on my shit list just like Mcmemer was.
>>69599474
>Will MVP loss
>loss
>>69598561
I can't believe I have to live with having "ronda rousey eating an apple" in my search history.
>>69598227
luke doesn`t pass the eye test
>>69598242
lmao
Can she do it lads?
>two in reach disadvantage
>three inch height disadvantage
>fought in the same weight class as Joanna in kickboxing
Seems like she's straight fucked tbqh
>>69598561
>based rousey
so its cool like rousey again?
>>69599513
it will most probably be a boring 25 minute sparring session
>>69599513
she can do me if you know what i mean
Our boy is on the MMAHour today
>>69599525
18 year olds are still developing mentally, is it not kosher to be attracted adults now, Tyrone?
>>69599544
the white anderson
>>69599559
What a good kid
>>69599513
Shevvy is my boy, she's going to merk Holly remember you read it first here m8
>>69599505
barnett passes the eye test
gilbert passes the eye test
>>69599432
>bottom right
kek
Ralek Gracie v Garry Tonon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wYGFzaLcZM
>>69599641
seems like a regular heem post
>>69598769
Who's he up against USADA?
Finishing EBI7. EBI rules BJJ is lots of fun, even for a casual who doesn't train like myself. Eddie Cummins is a fucking beast.
Did anyone catch Submission Underground yesterday?
Was it any good?
>>69599125
ASMR is for pedos tbf
>>69599623
wow great post lol just kidding you`re an idiot
How do I achieve Gabi mode?
She's just under 6'2" btw
>>69599729
Pure, unfiltered bull semen.
>>69599729
hard work and dedication m8
>>69599729
Would. Would so hard.
>>69599729
gorilla kettlebells and alpha brain
>>69599729
her and sage have the same trainer
all natty haha
>>69599744
You wouldn't have a choice, m8. Snu snu would happen regardless.
>>69599513
Just ran this fight three times in UFC 2.
Holm by first round ko
Bullet by first round ko
Bullet by fourth round RNC
It's like pottery, it rhymes.
>Shin-kicking, also known as hacking[1] or purring, is a combat sport that involves two contestants attempting to kick each other on the shin in order to force their opponent to the ground. It has been described as an English martial art.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin-kicking
>>69599798
it's bullshit how shoes were banned in MMA because BJJ fighters would get shin kicked to death by englishmen when trying to close the distance
it would be nice to see a resurgence in dominant elite shin-kicking champions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKTUgs8zI78
MIKE TYSON - HOW TO LAND THE KO
>>69599761
source
Guys, was GSP natty? This is important.
>>69599855
he never tested positive therefore """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""yes""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69599849
>HOW TO LAND THE KO
fight cans
>>69599849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJCYZ06IGI
is Sage natty?
>>69599898
I'm sure Sage believes he's natty.
>>69599887
Not one boxer has ever said he fought cans. Not his fault there wasn't a Joe Frazier or Muhammad Ali during his era
>>69598840
>she actually heems him and deletes his chin
>>69598840
she clocked him bretty gud there
>>69599898
Sage isn't all that massive, he's just extremely cut.
have you guys seen submission underground?
you can watch it for free if you dig a little
http://www.flocombat.com/video/985173-submission-underground-replay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZS2ilE07c
MAKE JIU JITSU GREAT AGAIN!
Is Woodley fighting for the interim belt with Lawler out?
>>69600242
You almost got me you cheeky cunt
>>69600242
Lawler is injured?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOvxIswHeq8
Is Van Damme gay?
>>69600275
nope
When is Mark "The Christian" Hunt going to apologize to Brock Lesnar?
>doing bjj in a cage
literally why?
>yfw the new owners come in and tell USADA and Reebok to fuck off
>>69600343
Kek
Anyone know if this is worth watching? I quite enjoyed EBI but couldn't find a stream for this
>>69600356
>i-i demand his purse
what an ASS
>>69600321
When you go to his Facebook page and spam the APOLOGIZE meme there
>>69600242
It would be cool if it was true, Woodley doesn't deserve a title shot, put Wonderboy in there to heem that nig for the shot.
>>69598457
Shit like this is fucking terrifying 2bh
Remember kids, just watch this shit and let the real mad men actually go out and fight - go be a retailcuck
some good ideas for the new reebok wmma uniforms lads,
https://yuki.la/gif/8291708
>>69600382
first it was half his purse and now he wants all of it? lmao
if mark doesn't issue an apology he should be cut
Hunt was embarrassingly salty. So were all the other fighters assblasted over Lesnar's pay who sent out tweets that looked like /b/ posts
>>69600363
I've just started watching the first match
So far it hasn't been that great
Even thought it's EBI rules they've spent most of the bout standing, I don't get what it is exactly that is causing them to act like this
Maybe it's the cage
From what the commentator's have said it doesn't seem like they're unfamiliar with EBI rules, but they're acting a lot different from the guys on EBI though
Anyway try this link with VLC/mpv/youtube-dl
http://player.ooyala.com/nuplayer?autoplay=1&embedCode=Fpb29zNDE6yl1P117V345gtf_jYnC0b_&hide=embed&playerBrandingId=705dd5f58f4242da81ed6492a05205ea
otherwise if it doesn't work look for a similar link in the network requests on this page http://www.flocombat.com/video/985173-submission-underground-replay
>>69600356
kek
Hunt is a weirdo
fuck mark hunt seriously if you like him you're probably an idiot
>>69600467
the difference is that Hunt was setup, they obviously knew Brock was juicing and that's why the got the usada exemption, which allowed him to only get busted post fight
>>69600509
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''busted''''''''''''''''''''''
literally an asthma inhaler
>>69600538
sure friend, and anderson got busted for viagra, and the other 500 guys got busted for tainted supplements :^)
>>69600550
>dude i can't admit i'm wrong lmao
hunt tier bro
so will hunt give brock his purse if it was an asthma enhaler?
>>69600550
are you on steroids
>>69600417
Hnnng
>>69600567
no he's not that highly evolved
Who team /MACKENZIE/ here?
Where's that American who literally can't stand Mark Hunt? I don't think I've seen him since 200
>>69600609
my heart
>>69598728
>miocic
>dc
>bisping
>lawler
>alvarez
>mcgoobs
>cruz
>dj
>wmma
>>69598728
Reem
Cormier
Jacare
McGregor
McGregor
Cruz
Johnson
>>69600538
Where did this retarded meme come from?
>>69600711
>missing most competitive division
>mcg at 155 being anything other than btfo
>>69598728
>Miocic
>DC
>Rockhold
>GSP
>Khabib
>McGregor
>Cruz
>DJ
>>69600729
>>mcg at 155 being anything other than btfo
He's going to beat Nate this time bud. TKO.
>>69600751
Only because Nates taking 10mil to fight like a bum so McGoobs star power doesn't end up in the gutter
>>69600558
it sure looks like it's all genetics
>>69600569
everyone is on steroids
>>69600780
Nah.
Nick will have been in Nate's ear the past few months telling him to get rocked and go down so that he can pocket another 5M on their trilogy fight somewhere down the road when McGoob has a belt they can fight for.
If Nate wins he is literally kissing multiple millions goodbye. There doesn't even have to be any collusion beyond Nate knowing he's going to lose. It's super, super easy to throw a fight vs a dangerous striker, you just hang out in the pocket and get rocked and go down.
Conor hits hard enough that you won't have to do much acting either. Nate loses, TKO.
>>69600717
The asthma thing? Some guy on some forum (Sherdog, I think) said he's Brocks teammate and that's all it was.
>>69600811
A likely story
>>69600811
He'd rather win the fight and get a title shot, I'm pretty sure.
>I'm a Conor McGregor fan
>We're going to jeopordize a multi billion dollar company over Nate Diaz
>>69600851
niqqa he doesn't give a fuck, he's not stupid enough to buy the "fight game is about honor and respect"
at the end of the day, cash pays the bills
>>69600851
>>69600882
Nate literally doesn't care about the belt. He has said before that he doesn't even enjoy fighting and only does it for the money.
Money is the most important thing to Nate.
>>69600902
>>69600811
DUDE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX LMAO
they're not fixing this fight you stupid fuck
>>69600926
This guy
>>69600902
>Money is the most important thing to Nate.
That's why he wants to win. He gets more money if he wins than if he loses, a rubbermatch in case of a loss isn't even guaranteed.
>>69600926
Just let them have it
Lets add some fuel to the fire, they sold because they knew eventually Nate would leak he was paid to dive but they'd be long gone by then. It's all so obvious
>all the holly bunda in the new road to the octagon
>>69600882
>>69600902
>title shots don't earn you money
niggas are you serious right now
>>69600957
Cool it creep, she's somebody's daughter?!
>>69600957
I guess she has a bunda, compared to pinoy girls.
>>69600957
holly "the preacher's steroid" holm
>>69599226
That's not Hedgie Braaah...
>>69600984
You mean Malaysian
>>69600965
I was only talking about the belt, Nate couldn't give a fuck about it unless it was made from real gold.
>>69600951
this guy gets it, if conor wins hes gonna go fight for the 155 belt
Someone already posted the slomo of Cyborg getting brainfucked?
>>69599196
Chill anon, in some cultures it's okay to marry 7 year olds and then fuck 9 year olds, you sound like a bigot.
>>69601009
>BJM's face
>>69601009
joanna-esque in his power joe
>>69601009
That shit is perfect, damn. A movie couldn't do it better.
>>69601028
is this real
>>69600926
>>69600954
I literally just said they aren't fixing it
Nate will just throw it on his own
>>69600965
>>title shots don't earn you money
>niggas are you serious right now
nothing in the UFC makes you as much money as fighting McGoober does
literally nothing
Nate winning the second fight and missing out on the third fight is like lighting a giant pile of money on fire. Fighting Goob is like two years pay of fighting regular guys, title shots included
>>69601070
that's just as retarded
>>69600951
>a rubbermatch in case of a loss isn't even guaranteed.
are you retarded
if Conor wins the second fight they will 100% be making a trilogy fight in the future
Conor will fight for 155 and will rematch Nate for the belt, it's the biggest fight they could possibly make at that point
/heem/ is dead.
SIGHTED
>>69601092
lmao explain why bud
explain why Nate wanting to make the most money possible is retarded
>making up conspiracy theories about fights that haven't even happened
>>69601102
>and will rematch Nate for the belt
anyone who responds to this retard after this enjoys being baited
>>69601116
This always happens during hiatuses between UFC events
>>69601126
>conspiracy theories
lmao yeah wanting to make money is a total conspiracy boys
>>69601102
why are you assuming conor would beat alvarez?
>>69601139
It's not even a hiatus
We just had fight week, FN Sioux Falls, 2 grappling events and there's a card this weekend.
That's no excuse this time.
MANDRAMA OUT
THIS ISN'T WWE
Where's Adan
Still waiting on a Jon Jones career poem
Maybe with a tad of Brock too
>>69601156
I'm not assuming anything. I'm saying that the absolute highest possible payout for Nate involves losing the second fight, for many different reasons.
>>69601209
Why would Conor risk a third fight against someone who beat him once already?
>>69601185
I've been super busy dude, I'm swamped at work and my wife is pregnant
I'll try to find some quiet time in the tub sometime soon, it'll be a banger for sure believe you me buddeh
>>69601222
Think about it dude. If Nate goes into this fight thinking to himself that he's going to allow himself to eat that leftand shot and go down, he knows he can bring it in their trilogy fight.
Conor would go into their third fight thinking he has Nate figured out because he fucked him up at 202. It's a perfect plan for Nate, he'd beat Conor in their third fight and retire rich and never fight again. He'd put his stamp on Conor's legacy and make as much money as possible in doing so.
>>69601224
>I've been super busy dude
take your time love, good luck with Adan Jr.
>>69600957
Screencaps?
>>69601250
how high are you right now? you're being rogan tier ridiculous.
>>69601253
Adan Jr is a ways out still but thanks bud
so Jones' career and a touch of Brock is how you want your rhymes senpai? anything else?
>>69601250
He doesn't know, though. If he loses somehow I doubt McGregor is gonna have a third fight with him. Especially if "ko's" him
>>69601275
whatever you think is best mate
It doesn't even have to be about either of those
>>69601268
lol you fucking watch bud every single thing I just said is going to happen
UFC fighters are clawing tooth and nail to try to fight Conor, every godamn fighter that wins calls him out now, they all want just a taste
and Nate is staring the opportunity to guarantee a third fight with Conor in the face. everyone else is fighting over the chance for one and Nate has the opportunity to have three. He's not going to pass it up.
The fact that Nate is smarter than you says a lot though bud holy shit lol
>>69601281
>McGregor somehow beats Diaz
>I HAVE KILT THE 170 LBS WELTERWEIGHT DIVISION NOW ON TO 155
>>69598774
For fuck sake man.
http://boxrec.com/media/index.php/Category:2015_Deaths
If you looked at it closely, the vast majority of these boxers have been retired for years and have died of natural causes. Granted there are a few cases of people dying after sustaining injuries from fights, but no where near the 225 in 2015. It's a list of deaths from people who happened to be boxers at some stage in their lives.
>>69601306
Pretty much.
>>69601281
>If he loses somehow I doubt McGregor is gonna have a third fight with him.
He wouldn't have a third fight with him right away but they would definitely have a trilogy fight at some point. What on earth makes you think they wouldn't? 196 was god tier in terms of profit and 202 will be the exact same.
>>69601250
>already making excuses for when McGregor wins
you haters are something else
>>69601339
I just don't see it happening. And I don't see McGregor wanting a third fight unless he somehow distinctively wins the second one, it's a risky fight, maybe he would use the Mayweather strategy and wait for him to get beat up a few times.
>>69601339
McGregor could fight Bethe Correia and do a million these days.
>>69601491
Clever joke, haha
>>69601491
Jones fans are still platinum mad that it turns out that he's a cheater and that Cormier's only loss is now moot.
Memers, edgelords and literal niggers eternally blown the fuck out.
>>69601491
ninja turtle looking motherf*cker
>>69601525
>Jones beating him doesn't count
Yeah m8, WE'RE the buttmad ones
>>69601250
Or maybe Nate thinks to himself that if he beats McGregor twice, all of his fame transfers to him and now every fight he does gets that kind of money because he's the new number one star.
>>69601568
Sorry what was that?
Your boy turns out to be a cheater both inside the cage AND outside it?
I already knew that man.
>>69601525
le edgy racist australian
grow up kid
>>69601581
I'm pretty sure this is EXACTLY what Nate(and Nick) is thinking.
>mufgga mumblemumble I beat his ass now I get all his drawing power, like quickening shit, highlander shit mofugga
>>69601491
Holy shit this image is depressing. You can become world champion and still only get a girl that ugly. At least the joke was funny so there's a silver lining.
>>69601605
>he says as he tearfully deletes all his gay dicksucking memes since Jones turned out to be a cheater
>>69601451
>And I don't see McGregor wanting a third fight unless he somehow distinctively wins the second one
Which is exactly why Nate will get tagged and go down lol
>>69601624
that's an unflattering picture of her
she's not dyno but I think she's pretty dece for DC, she's got huge knockers
pshhhh, hey guys...
Cormier is 18 and 1, and I literally and metaphorically mean 18-1
>>69601671
DC is the second best MMA fighter on the planet
>>69601491
you fight like a fag and your shit is all retarded
>>69601703
and by fag I mean bitch and by bitch I mean pussy and by pussy I mean soft and vulnerable, not an actual homosexual man
>>69601525
it's not jones fans
it's cormier getting extremely butthurt after being called a fag and boring
not sure which he disliked being called the most, but now people know this annoys him and they'll do it more, dude should have learned from Dom and others who don't get salty over criticism
>>69601703
don is my boy
>>69601525
No one's mad and DC's loss still stands. Jon beat him in the peak of his partying days.
It does suck that Jones is an idiot and we'll never see him take DC down and then give him the DX crotch chop but oh well. We got it once and that's good enough. DC's the one that will have to live with the fact that he'll never full be accepted as champ.
>>69598387
>>69598392
>>69598417
Reminded me of situation that happened few years ago in Russia, Dagestanian man crushed Russian cop's skull on the street during the arrest of another Dagestanian guy. Cop died shortly afterwards.
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUcM2vTHjo4
>>69601823
when is rich piana going to finally explode?
Why does Brendan Slob keep insisting on ducking Rich Piana?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
Whatever happened to Jones? Did he get suspended for 2 years or what?
>>69601867
Didn't have his hearing in front of the commission yet.
Shit. It is what it is. Heart of a Champion. Shit. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shit. You can't expect for somebody to win when all he wants to do is hug you. Fuck what y'all talking about. Sit down. Shit. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'm going to keep going. Shit. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy. I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.
>>69598844
she has to get by Karolina first, that is almost certainly a number one contender match
Wish they promoted more matches as such
>>69601867
100% going to be suspended for 4 years - but USADA is being so unreasonable that the UFC is probably going to cut ties with them in a year or so. /predictions
>>69601860
Rich Piana has no fights. He can't compete with a top 15 HW in Brendan Schaub.
>>69601860
Man did you really waste time making this
>>69601898
This is not true. He has a win over Jens the beast.
>>69601898
its brandon you filthy casual
>>69601892
Can anyone end the Joanna meme?
>>69601877
>You can't expect for somebody to win when all he wants to do is hug you
that was very insightful I have to admit it
he described whats wrong with the sport in few words
>>69601911
Brendan Peter Schaub (born March 18, 1983) is an American retired mixed martial artist, podcaster, a former professional football player for the AFL's Utah Blaze, and a former member of the Buffalo Bills practice squad. He was a finalist and the runner-up of Spike TV's The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights[3] He co-hosts The Fighter and the Kid, a weekly MMA podcast on Fox Sports, with comedian Bryan Callen. Schaub appears on The Joe Rogan Experience frequently. He also appeared in a season 15 episode of Mythbusters, helping the mythbusters test video game myths. He scored notable wins during his tenure In the UFC over the likes of Former Title Challenger Gabriel Gonzaga, Former Pride openweight Champion Mirko Filipović and former UFC fighter Matt Mitrione.
Silence child.
>>69601919
>tfw you're older than Schaub
>>69601912
I thought Claudia might have been the one.
>>69601892
I'm glad Kowalkiewicz is getting the credit she deserves. She's a top striker. I am a huge fan of Rose, but I don't see a path to victory for her on the feet.
>>69601919
Seriously how new are you?
>>69601919
>they didn't add self made multi millionaire and t-shirt mogul
someone pls update it
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?
>>69601928
Yea Karolina is so dangerous on the feet. Her and Joanna is gonna be bangers
>>69601927
Where does Claudia go from here?
>>69598494
>live your life in pieces
Paige does not look like a monkey.
Stop saying she does.
>>69601924
>tfw you're so old you keep forgetting who Paige is fighting next.
>tfw that is every age because nobody cares.
>>69601934
My sides. Truly the defining meme of the post-Zuffa era.
>>69601937
no she isn't. she hasn't fought anyone '''''''''''''''''''''''''good'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' and is a decision machine.
>>69601937
>gonna be
I still believe in my girl Rose.
>>69601937
Joanna submitted her in an amateur match
>>69601912
A good grappler who doesn't gas, maybe Dern if she develops a striking game that doesn't get her immediately BTFO by Joanna on the feet
>>69601948
>being a decision machine makes you bad on the feet
>>69601939
Into the trash with all the other gassy roid hues.
>be number 1 contender
>can't even go 15 minutes without gassing hard
>throw less strikes in 3 rounds than you did in either of the first 2 rounds
>get 10-8'd
>>69601948
Name someone who isn't a decision machine in womens strawweight
No Joanna
>>69601948
She """"beat"""" Mizuki. Mizuki is good.
>B-but only UFC fighters are good!
>>69601944
>dat huge head
>>69601957
rose
who is a huge step up in competition for karolina
>>69601957
+3 finishes while on TUF
>>69601912
dfc
>>69598644
link or webm plz
>>69601963
yeah exactly she didn't even beat her
she's also 7 years older than rose
and at a shit gym
i'll be impressed if she wins to be honest
>>69598835
needs reflection of jon jones in the glass
Who is your girl?
>>69598648
Because that's precisely what happened.
>>69598662
No it did not, you retarded fucking cunt. It stopped twice in the ambulance.
you're all just pretending to give a shit about wmma right
>>69601957
>No Joanna
Joanna has 2 finishes out of 6 fights in the UFC
>>69601991
>yeah exactly she didn't even beat her
Finally, I have a true friend in this cold world.
>>69602018
I'm not a sexist bigot, so no
>>69601998
that is
Karolina is +202 on SportBet if you think she is going to win
>>69601892
>>69598844
If Joanna fights the winner of that then they should probably have it in MSG, massive polish community there and it would be a good platform for her because we're probably going to see some vintage Joanna. I can't see either of those girls not getting finished, valerie was a little too big and Claudia was close to Joanna's level.
Melendez vs Barboza is in 5 days
who /hype/ here
why does miesha look like a cheap whore
>>69601998
Personally, I'm a member of the /Mackenzie Kailin Joanna/ broship of bundas, cuties, and munsters
>>69602048
do you care about the fighting or is it more because "waifu" bullshit
>>69602059
She is
>>69602067
You didn't find Ronda vs. Miesha 2, or Ronda vs. Holly entertaining?
>>69602067
50/50 I guess
But desu when I started following MMA I liked WMMA because it's slower, easier for a noob to understand what's happening, to try to analyze
Chael is legit
>>69602067
that would be a shitty place to find waifus, wouldn't it? just a hair above a dyke convention
Steven Marrocco @MMAjunkieSteven 21m21 minutes ago
So per the NSAC, Jones tested positive for Hydroxy-clomiphene, "an anti-estrogenic agent" & "Letrozole metabolite, an "aromatase inhibitor"
What's next for Cruz?
>>69602162
Where can you find a gf like this?
>>69601991
To actually reply to your post, it's all about paths to victory. Rose won the rematch with Tecia because she used her reach to win in a novel way (i.e. winning on volume against an outside fighter with superior footwork).
Karolina is another volume striker, though her muay thai style footwork is not evasive like Tecia's boxing style footwork is. [correct me if I'm wrong here]
Karolina's height and reach are identical to Rose'. Her record, though littered with who's, is not littered with who's who have only fought other who's. I haven't seen striking from Rose that is superior Karolina's.
Rose' path to victory, as it looks now, is on the mat, and she isn't really a wrestler: tough fight for her.
>>69602179
A Bernie sanders rally
>>69602173
Caraway or Silly Dilly rematch
If Conor doesn't go back to 145, maybe he'll fight Aldo at some point
>>69602179
Punk concerts
>>69601998
Can you tell me Miesha's snapchat, and any other MMA related snapchat you follow?
>>69602198
>Caraway
oh Lord that is in Heaven, give me this comedy gold
>>69602182
does she wear a wig?
>>69602112
Overeem is getting shorter everttime I see him
>>69602159
Lisa Cohen is a dumb cunt.
>>69602179
the trash
>>69602222
What's this about
which fighter do you hope literally dies in the octagon?
>only 32 days until the Diaz meme ends
>>69602173
dodson pls, probably dillishaw
dodson vs caraway, cruz vs dillishaw II would be a comfy fox card
>>69602236
It's about quads
>>69602222
The fuck? Hack Slack is a weirdo.
>>69602046
Giblert is going to get kicked to death
>>69602222
Wasn't she from Russia though and thought she was under Sambo rules?
>>69602236
Dirty Zoe
>>69602173
cussing
>>69602236
EBI7
>>69602231
jones please, get your life sorted out, you have a fag to beat
>>69602242
lmaoing @ ur life right now, bud
>>69602159
We all knew that already.
>>69602222
>>69602255
Does he wear a fedora while analyzing the intricacies of striking?
>>69602166
I think maybe we should ask bodybuilding.com (http://roiding.roids) about this shit.
Seriously, though - only actual steroid users will know what to make of it all.
i got all de tools to beat you meesha
>>69602222
This is bullshit
>>69602255
Does anyone actually listen to him? I don't know much about him but people seem to link to him ironically here, either that or post something stupid he said for us to laugh at.
Zoe should break his arm desu
>>69602284
and she beat her
Who the fuck is Zoe?
>>69602219
old picture - she shaved her head last November.
>>69602260
First I've heard of this?
She seemed to speak perfect English in the pre fight video, unless it was dubbed over. My stream wasn't the best
>>69602296
13 year old girl who kept hitting her opponent during a grappling competition
>GOAT
>Can't win a fight in 3 years
>>69602214
Upvoted
>>69601919
Nice post, newfriend. Do you have the same type of bran damage as Brandon?
>>69602305
It was one strike senpai, this knee to neck is a perfectly legal position and nothing was stopped by the ref
It just looked bad
>>69602282
Clomid is a common form of post-cycle-therapy
>>69602331
You don't have to do it this early, you're breaking up threads
>>69602331
>15 posts early
>>69602282
>>69602348
There's a roid general on /fit/ called /fraud/, you could ask them
>>69602348
So does taking estrogen blockers actually boost your testosterone?
>>69602355
There's always some manlet who can't hold his wad.
>>69602378
i'm 7'3, manlet
>>69602384
Well you're 7'3" and don't know how the internet works, so good going?
How would he do in the UFC?
>>69602401
Like every other boxer and kickboxer, it depends on his TDD and footwork
>>69602394
I will admit I don't know the exact mechanics that allow the internet as a utility to function, but can you really claim you do either
>>69598457
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
>>69599729
She was really fat then just turned all here bulk into gains
>>69602428
Seems like what he should do, his chin has been ground into dust and he's just not the fighter he used to be
He exposed Page's flawed ground game though
>>69602361
No, but it blocks estrogen, so you don't get bitch tits (gyno) after boosting your testosterone, that's why USADA ban it
>>69602325
new thread is here for puerto rico
>>69602446
it also helps with your muscle gains which is why USADA banned it, gyno doesn't enchance performance
>>69602360
If only I wasn't so insanely lazy...
>>69600356
Mark likes his memes dank.... noted
>>69602173
Aldo :^)
>>69602498
>edmond takes the s-grip at the end
yeah that's normal
>>69602062
Patrician choices my friend, I'm also /Ngannou/.
>Johny Hendricks named one of his kids "Rigg"
For fuck's sake, the is his next one going to be called "3 steaks" or "kidney stone" or maybe "I'm a shitty fighter who looked good vs a broken down GSP and so people thought I was good".
Reminder that he never defended his belt and hasn't won a fight since the start of 2015.
>>69601300
Yeah just like how Miesha outclassed Nunes in the stand up
You're a fucking clown dude
Guess the double digit IQ comes as a package deal with the Somali shit colored skin
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