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News:
>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/patricio-freire-vs-benson-henderson-slated-for-bellator-160-in-california
>Get hyped for RIZIN openweight tournament
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mirko-cro-cop-wanderlei-silva-announced-for-rizin-open-weight-grand-prix
>Li Jingliang to Chinese MMA fighters
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/as-mma-turns-focus-to-china-ufcs-li-jingliang-brings-advice-home-to-countrys-fighters
>Horacio Gutierrez vs. Teruto Ishihara added to UFC Fight Night 92 in Utah
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/horacio-gutierrez-vs-teruto-ishihara-added-to-ufc-fight-night-92-in-utah
Brendan Big Brown Schaub is God
Schaub is God
>>69578959
>>69578963
>>69578972
schaub bless
Schaub is the answer to all your doubts, friends. Schaub bless all of you.
>tfw ur dog does a bad fart in your face
heeminder:
this asthma stuff is an excuse right, just like anderson popped because he took viagra
Remember to stay safe and keep your doors locked at all times.
>>69579019
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>Be OP
>Have Aspberger syndrome
>Post a new thread 20+ posts early to ensure he gets to remain OP
>Spams webm's in old thread to reach the bump limit so he doesn't get banned
So much autism
Holy shit that heem.
Well that was quick.
>>69579002
of coursh
>>69578959
>>69578963
>>69578972
Bless you lads
>>69579025
What's so funny?
You've never been sexually attracted to a girl?
>>69579027
At least there was no "pay attention to me" pic this time. Maybe he forgot it though.
so Benson goes from fighting a huge WW to fighting a tiny FW? I guess its better than just giving him another title shot
>p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please talk to me sperg op-sama p-p-p-p-please
>>69579049
I don't understand why he even tried to go up to WW in the first place
>>69579070
>what is google
>>69579070
>own
meant pan damn autocorrect
>>69579070
easiest way by far is to sear as hot as you can get in cast iron a minute or two each side, then pop in a 350 degree oven and check periodically for doneness
if you baste butter over it as you sear it will help too
>>69578987
Schaub bless, brother.
>>69579061
he thought the competition was easier and he didn't want to do another huge weight cut
>showing the fast knockouts from the prelims
who /myabilities/ here?
13 MINUTES TO EBI
>>69579102
I've got baked potatoes in the oven at 450 though.
Gonna sear with butter for sure though.
Who /vfc/ here
>>69579127
/ebi/ here
Watching some nerds talk while there is video of them wearing shorts over their spats.
Seriously
>Wearing shorts over your spats
>>69579127
no one because casual goofs don't have fight pass
>>69578995
Is she ever going to fight in the UFC?
>>69579050
leave Sage alone, he's a good boy
>>69579127
>square cage
not even once
Anyone going to watch Chael's grappling event tomorrow?
It looks like it will be fun.
Chael on commentary. EBI ruleset.
Ricco Rodriguez. Jake Shields. Vinny Magalhaes.
>>69579147
Sage is actually really cool, it's only jealous losers that hate on him.
>>69579147
sage is mfw goof
>>69579148
>>>69579127 (You)
>>square cage
>not even once
Is the octagon trademarked or something?
>>69579151
Metamoris is tomorrow and has a better ruleset
1) Is there an EBI stream yet?
2) Can somebody post heems from today's Lelator?
Oh shit MVP is fighting next
Time to 420blazeit senpaitachi
who /ebi/ here? Gonna see some qt lolis rolling
>>69579170
the octagon is trademark which is why we see every org use some derivative shape or measures
Girls night/fuck losing/Cats B day celebration with my ladies @randizxx and @cnicole.hutchins . #movingforward #hairdid #coloradosummer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH8dcfBDr87/
>>69579146
once Honda kills herself, Holly gets popped for estrogen blockers, Cyborg gets poppped for penis possession, Miesha has a career ending breast reduction and Joanna gets popped for meldonium... the UFC will be desperate for someone to carry WMMA, that will be Qtenzie.
2017 begins the Mackenzie era
>>69579200
People who think Cat is hot are the same kinds of people who grill on their front porch and park their cars on the lawn.
>>69579205
Bring it, pajama bitch
>>69579223
If you don't do all three of those you're a faggot.
Some of these fights are semi spicy
Impressed with the commentators actually analysing the fight instead of shilling the UFC
#noshill
>"""action"""
>>69579252
Yeah bellator's commentary team is pretty dank
>>69577583
the weird crew from high school all grown up
Ayahuasca LLC and the Apocalypto pyramid, lol
EBI is live
>>69579278
>This awful screamo shit
Why is MMA stuck in the early 2000s musically?
Who /comaineventpodcast/ here?
>>69579292
What would you prefer?
How the fuck do I watch this Eddie Bravo shit?
>>69579306
/NigelLongstocking/
>>69579189
Holy shit, did I say ruleset? Metamoris definitely has a worse ruleset, but a better card
>>69579190
Yes, ufc fightpass
>>69579195
I think the asian one has the bergers
>>69579316
fightpass
>>69579314
Even the generic dubstep everybody uses in commercial shit nowadays is better.
Jesus christ all these fucking weirdos on EBI
post streams fags, or else im just gonna go watch real fightan. #evo
>meth addict
>Lex Luthor
>pirate in gay porn
Lads how long is this spicy rolling going to last? It's 3am here and I'd rather sleep early
Had a shitter of a day desu
>>69579345
get
out
and
try
dummy
>>69579358
Get a haircut, hippie
>>69579362
EBI is super streamlined. Almost no downtime. Should be 90-120 minutes.
>>69579345
Just get fightpass, it's less than $10 a month. Worth it IMO.
Is Bill Cooper to old for this shit?
>>69579320
Noted theatricalist and friend of /heem/
MVP is the real Jon jones
>Taking spider web position
>>69579376
can i invite 8-9 good buddies and buy the fightpass?
>>69579369
Thanks man, hope there's not a lot of overtime.
>>69579400
It's not that bad of an idea. People are really good at defending their neck, especially if you can't slip it in on the transition
Oh shit Bruce Buffer. How do they get Bruce Buffer, but not better commentators?
>They got Bruce Buffer
Oh shit
>>69579314
synthesizers and bongo drums
Is Eddie Cummings gay?
>>69579417
>What is riding time
>favorite submission
>the triangle
>Millions of viewers
Come on mate
Don't some UFC PPV's only do around 330k buys? There's probably like 20k tuned in to this
>>69579396
Thomas Almeida is the real MVP
as someone who enjoys some tetas, being careful sounds like a great proposal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0taTSaUO2hM
Eddie is a gayballs butt scooter. Wish Gary was here to cuck him again.
>>69579223
get your test levels checked
John Lineker would dust these EBI herbs.
>>69579441
No, he's straight.
Is Scott commentating via walkie talkie?
Don't see the appeal of EBI desu
Maybe if I trained jiu jits
>>69579464
Eddie is actually super good at a lot of stuff, but he just drills a few moves and goes for a very specific strategy when he competes. Got to see him roll at a seminar, rolled completely different than he competes.
Riskmaker
Was it the twisting of the arm or the choke that did it?
>>69579485
Just takes a bit of watching. You become a fan of certain styles and personalities. Plus EBI's format is way better than anything else.
>>69579498
Well no shit he's good, I just dislike beta rollers. Almost none of that shit is applicable in MMA. Example: Leg lockers getting BTFO in 50/50
>>69579500
are the rounds 10 minutes? wtf?
>>69579500
>two dudes scissoring
nice """""sport""""" you've got there
mvp sux
>>69579528
It's a single elimination tournament. Each match is 10 minutes + overtime.
>>69579528
Just one round, then tiebreakers. They explain it a few times during the broadcast, or you can google "ebi rules"
>>69579527
>Leg lockers getting BTFO in 50/50
Please explain that statement because I have a feelign you have no idea what you are talking about.
Not sure what MMA has to do with EBI anyways.
>>69579526
looked like a one armed choke
>>69579498
What kind of sick man does this to another man? Never seen that kind of backmount arm wrenching.
>>69579500
Based Ausbro. You gonna make webms for more ebi stuff?
>>69579019
Learn game.
Not as a message I mean you should learn game.
>whatchu doin
Is a decent starter.
>>69579555
>he thinks he can get some beta nerd askinf /heem/ for dating advice with the phrase "whatchu doin"
>>69579548
Palhares, Ian Entwhistle... Go watch them set back for the ankle and have their opponent sit up and destroy their faces.
Idk if you can't tell, but I'm not a pajama fag. I like BJJ that's applicable to real fighting.
Damn that knee though.
Seriously, Eddie no one cares about your Social Justice crusade, stop putting Stumpy into your events.
Shit this guy is missing a hand
>>69579550
>eddie thinking about black helicopters
Watching the Bellator replay from this morning...
Did MVP break that dude's jaw? He wasn't even there for the official decision.
Also that pokeball move was dope.
>>69579205
>Cyborg gets poppped for penis possession
STRONG KEK
>>69579572
Palhares doesn't use 50/50 too much m8, and has tons of finishes with heelhooks.
Also, Palhares' game is 100% illegal with Pajamas on
>>69579591
fractured his skull
>>69579591
Completely cracked the guys skull. He had to go into surgery.
>>69579591
He broke his face, and that pokemon shit was some faggot punk tier shit.
>>69579532
haha i like you
>>69579555
>you will never be an out of touch ger"man" doling out autism based relationship "advice"
Really makes you think.
>>69579568
Doesn't really matter what he says really.
>>69579598
>>69579599
>>69579602
holy shit. that's fucked
Would he be better or worse if he had two stumps instead of one?
>>69579597
You expect me to remember "outside ashi garami position"? Pajama stuff is even worse. Heel hooks are the boogeyman.
>>69579618
whatchu doin?
>>69579625
What if he had three hands, like an extra one growing out of his elbow or something?
>sickened by MVP knockout, I turn to EBI
>a man with stump arm is rolling
Uh.
EBI brainwaves spreading to VFC
>>69579605
LOL
>>69579628
Apparently you did, but no, I don't.
50/50 has been working pretty good for Ryan Hall though, kek.
This dude with the stump has won an MMA or kickboxing match IIRC
>>69579643
Yah, it's really to bad that Eddie keeps putting Stumpy in his events. The guy is boring as fuck.
Requesting michael page webm
>>69579654
Nah, I just remembered where to find the article I read about his style before he rolled with Tonon.
Yeah m8, beating Artem Lobov is a real accomplishment lol.
>>69579685
if that were MMA they would be getting punched in the face for that weird leg hugging shit
>>69579685
>Eddie's cheeky smile.
If stumpy wins I am going to be super sad.
>>69579697
Good thing this isn't MMA then, faggot. If it was war they'd be getting shot by a drone, so fucking what?
>>69579685
Are punches not allowed here? Holy shit this is literally "take what people hate the most about the UFC fights and make a sport out of it"
>>69579699
I miss his grandpa glasses
>>69579713
Found the blue belt
>>69579713
So its not fucking applicable to real fighting that's what and not very impressive to watch or worthy of any praise
>>69579697
This isn't MMA, and if you watch that video there are almost 0 opportunities for either person to get in any punches and definitely not and good punches.
noice transition
>>69579727
So boxing is out too? MMA is pretty fake being in a cage with a referee too, and the ground isn't even concrete, what bullshit is this
Threadly heeminder
>>69579737
boxing is probably the best for the streets
you watch every worldstar heem or liveleak
you probably want to box to take out the nigs throwing hay makers at you
>>69579727
>not applicable
>almost every fighter trains in BJJ
>several LEO and members of the armed forces train BJJ at our gym
>Our head coach used BJJ and shoot wrestling when he created Modern Army Combatives
What?
>>69579550
Still can't really tell whether it was the arm or the choke
The choke itself doesn't actually look that tight
>>69579737
Striking with the hands is the most widely applicable aspect of fighting. A cage simulates a room which there are plenty of m8.
Go work on your grip strength and wash your pajamas.
>>69579697
>>69579724
t.casuals, permaheem yourselfs goofs
>>69579647
wtf
also how the hell are you watching both you superhuman
>>69579752
>when he created Modern Army Combatives
he did that did he?
>>69579752
Every good fighter trains all phases of fighting retard.
>>69579769
I ran a scalpel down the middle of my brain so now I have two brains
>>69579758
I think you meant to say:
Shooting
>>69579771
Yup
>>69579772
Exactly my point, now what were you saying about BJJ?
Why do actual athletes wrestle and all pajama fags look like girls? Is the form better suited for less masculine males?
>>69579776
That's what I did with my dick.
which /heem/ thread has the reactions to dude throwing the pokeball at his opponent?
nice
>>69579799
The best grappled in MMA of all time is either Maia or Shields, both are journeymen. Train a real discipline gayboi
>>69579200
Cat is best girl
>>69579808
None because Bellator didn't air this shit live and had it on different delays for different areas so we just saw a twitter video and reacted a little bit there
>>69579799
So your coach is Matt Larsen?
>>69579819
could have punched him in the face
>>69579822
Man-body with single-mom face
There literally are no breaks I barely have time to watch these WeBM's and I want to
>>69579819
I enjoyed the outside ashi heel
>>69579832
A fucking leaf
Mitrione bout to do work
Why did he give up his back like that?
why is it in every thread some bjj thread some dude who thinks that in a real fight bjj wont quickly become irrelevant
>>69579819
Have to watch this a few times before I can really even understand what went on
>>69579860
He won already, faggot
>>69579878
Told you bitch
>>69579821
We do wrestling chief, my coach was a D1 wrestler + shoot wrestler. Our school is generally known for turning wrestlers into MMA fighters.
>>69579829
No, my coach helped create it.
Glad Mitrione didn't get heem'd.
>>69579871
Who dat?
>>69579871
bork bork
>>69579907
i dunno several retards its always the bjj guys its a fucking cult for them or some shit
gracie won and he was hungry skeleton so i can too win against giant wrestlers
i don't mind bjj but fuck going to the ground in a real fight
>>69579760
So? I don't want to fucking watch a fight like that, neither does the public
You stick with your fighters rubbing against eachother, i'll stick to my KOs and boxing, fucking faggot
Is there a penalty for popping a boner?
>>69579928
Obviously
Pretty exciting to see the Grill competing here.
>>69579931
Casual as fuck
>>69579928
have you ever been in a real fight in your life
I only watch for the superfights. Hope Grace finally loses tonight.
>>69579928
>fuck going to the ground in a real fight
The more people thinking this, the better. It is like their brain shuts off when you clinch or land a TD (although not many randys have great standup either). Pulling guard on the street is ridiculous, but so is not learning how to fight on the ground.
>>69579984
yes. have you? did you land a flying arm bar in the street?
did you do mad scrambles on hard concrete and road curbs and synch in that north south?
>>69579984
only white trash and minorities get into fights chief
>stream froze
>missed the actual sub
What's more beta than BJJ? Capoeira?
>>69579113
>inb4 worst korea drafts him
>>69579998
You keep talking about real fights like you get into fights every day in your life
Stop pretending you're some street fighting expert on 4chan to show off your epeen
Sweet Denny's going against some unidentifiable brown person
>tfw your dog does more bad farts
I think his lil tummy is messed up
>>69579998
no i mad scramble so i got up and threw him on his ass. scrambling is hella important in the streets you don't want to be a sitting duck and get stomp on. scrambling means you stand up right when they take you down.
What's your favourite submission /heem/? D'arce chokes are great but I love a good guillotine so I'll have to go with that
>>69580009
They seemed so evenly matched, surprised how quickly Cooper got the RNC in
>>69579982
>ameritaft using a buzzword to defend an argument
what's casual about the UFC? do you even know what casual is? just because you are a fan of some niche fighting sport doesn't make you a "hardcore fan" or makes me a "casual"
why don't you try to back up your arguments with anything better than buzzwords
>>69580024
Get his ass out of your face lad
>>69580028
The triangle
>>69580028
Used to be RNCs, but now it's D'arces
>>69580028
judo black belt and HS wrestling coach,
i go to subs are kata gatame/arm triangle and the rolling juji gatame
>You wouldn't want to run into his guard in a dark alley
>>69580019
i'm not lol but its bjj fags that act like they know whats required in a real fight and i've got a differing opinion on how it would probably go down weve all watched enough fucking worldstar and live leak to know whoever starts cracking a dudes head on the concrete wins
so stop with the hurr bjj is in modern army combatives and all this bullshit and i will stop calling you out on your bullshit
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>69580028
The shin lock, nothing like making your opponent scream.
More realistically? Probably Heel hook or kimura
>>69580032
Nothing makes UFC casual, but casuals flock to UFC. I'm not a fan, I'm an active participant. Know who else actively participates? Every single UFC fighter. That's why you are a casual.
>>69580028
Want to double dip and in terms of just watching, the RNC jaw breaker, just the thought of it crushing someone's jaw leaves me satisfied
>>69580032
daawwwwww wittle casual wetahd gettin mad becuz he's a stoopid casual
>>69580049
I would love nothing more than to heem you stiff.
>>69580024
Clearly your dog is taking PEDs
>>69580057
This poor guy's getting mauled in VFC
Get your picks in lads
Douglas Lima vs. Paul Daley
Michael Page vs. Evangelista Santos
Matt Mitrione vs. Oli Thompson
Francis Carmont vs. Lukasz Klinger
Mike Cutting vs. James Gallagher
>>69580014
boxing
>>69580060
>nothing like making your opponent scream
>>69580078
You're late goofball
>>69580078
You're a little late m8
>>69580043
triangle is worst submission after armbar
>>69580056
completely different person you were talking to their, but I do know about real fighting. Because again, I've crosstrained, my coach has cross trained, he points stuff out, etc...
Most people who have done bJJ for any length of time understand the reality of it's applicability for real fighting.
>>69580075
yeah those hammer fists at the end of the round had the whole audience cringing
>>69580060
>>69580067
>if something i like becomes popular then i can't feel like a special snowflake anymore for liking it
end thyselves
>>69580101
What the hell are you talking about you retard
>>69580080
I hate muh grappling faggots like you
Grappling is fine as a second resort if you're getting outstruck. Let's stand and bang bro.
Someone needs to teach this greek nigger the Estima Lock
Stipe - Wreslting
Cormier - Wrestling
Robbie Lawler - Wrestling
Eddie Alvarez - Boxing
Conor McGregor - Boxing
Dominick Cruz - Wrestling
Demetrius Johnson - Wrestling
Amanda Nunes - Jiu Jitsu
Joanna Champion - Muay Thai
>>69580113
>p-p-please don't take me down!!!!
lmao such a pussy
>>69580113
>>69580113
that's nice
>>69580101
I want it to be popular. I'm calling you a casual for not liking it, but liking UFC. That implies I want you to enjoy it ie I want it to be more popular
>>69580088
>>69580090
Its about to be live on TV right now goofs
>>69580121
Eddie Alvarez is a wrestler
Can he beat Aldo again?
>>69580121
What is this list supposed to refer to?
I guess this is what happens when your electric company is ran on potatoes.
>>69580138
Probably, Aldo looked like utter shit against Frankie regardless of how many idiots sucked his cock
>>69580136
>>69580121
>Thinking this is the year 1993 and fighters are 1 dimensional
>>69580121
>Stipe - Won via knock out
>Cormier - Won via be fat lay on people
>Robbie Lawler - Won via striking
>Eddie Alvarez - has a wresteling base won via knock out
>Conor McGregor - Striking wins via knock out
>Dominick Cruz - Wins via striking
>Demetrius Johnson - Won via knock out
>Amanda Nunes - Won via blitz then the bitch gave up she didn't even have the choke
>Joanna Champion - Muay Thai
there you go
Rolling is so crazy sometimes
Shit's so fast I can't even tell what's just happened until I see it a few times
>>69580030
Thanks senpai
Are you allowed to just crawl off the mat? That seems like a pretty cheap way to get out of a sub
>>69580158
Literally nobody said that
>>69580156
Aldo will delete Conor's post Nate chin
>>69580136
>being this literally retarded
I'm a new fag and have know no other way to figure this shit out then ask so hope can get a srs answer why do we call the fighting threads/heem?
Also Bellator had some good knockouts tonite
>>69580187
>actually being THIS literally retarded
>>69580191
Handsome
Effluent
European
Men
So many weeahues in this thread
>>69580121
>Joanna Champion
>>69580191
What's your question though?
>>69580191
Because you're a faggot
>>69580170
It was heavily implied
Why is everyone just bickering
Enjoy VFC or enjoy some rolling
We are all /heem/
NYC is an amazing city. A carriage ride around Central Park with my girls is priceless. #family #nyc
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH8oP4RgGK2/
>>69580134
>being actually THIS literally retarded
>>69580160
>via fat lay
God you are such a fucking moron
>>69580191
One day Alister Overheem got on World Star Hip-hop when my gf didnt stop sucking after i busted a nut all over my fire mixtape bruh real talk namsane
>>69580220
triggered the wrestler
>>69580208
It actually wasn't at all, you're just fucking stupid and thought you were being smart for stating something unbelievably fucking obvious to anyone that isn't as stupid as you (protip: no one)
>>69580138
Aldo relies on being bigger than his opponents
he can only beat ultra mantles like frankie
gay porn star is fighting now
>>69580227
Spotted the retarded autist
gone until conor and cruz fight announced
message me when happening boys
>>69580212
A FOOKING LEAF
this flippyshit
>>69580244
keep getting triggered
>>69580246
>casual idiots thinking Conor will ever go back to 145
>>69580200
Why are the mma threads called /heem?
>he just mentioned my coach in MN
Nice
>>69580250
>i can count to potato
>>69580257
Keep being a stupid autist I guess
>Jiu jitsu is important
Is it 1995 again?
>>69580261
Because you're a faggot
this thread is a perfect example of toxic masculinity and why the UFC should be banned
>>69580261
The answer to that question is buried in the sands of time. All you need to do is accept /heem/ in your heart.
This nigga needs to take a seminar from Eddie Cummings on how to finish a heel hook
>>69580258
>casual idiots thinking Conor won't go back to 145
ftfy sonnybob
>>69580281
Perfect example why I should snap your fucking neck, pussy
>>69580281
Go fuck yourself, you literal faggot.
>>69580267
triggered you again lol
This Domingas kid is dope. Has he been here before?
>>69580306
You're the one that replied again for no reason, casual aspie
Paul Daley has 28 knockouts
That fucking accent from Ashley's coach
Hahahaha
>>69580319
triggered
>>69580320
cheeky power in both mitts
what if he trained? Could he the champ?
>>69580325
Did you hear his interviews? Weird as fuck.
That was a nice round
COME ON ASHLEY BRITAINS OWN
Holy fuck I feel so good. Steak, beer, weed and chewing tobacco is a helluva drug.
>>69580311
Not that impressed DESU, what did you like?
What did he mean by this?
>>69580327
Asperger's
>>69580342
Real recognize real
>>69580341
He's aggressive and doesn't butt scoot.
Heem tappy
>>69580345
look and laugh at this triggered cuck
>>69580345
I know a black dude with asperger's whose pretty cool
Dude gets more white pussy than you can shake a stick at
>>69580332
Probably
>>69580357
Reply again, aspie-slave
I hate this hipster faggot and his brother. 10th Planet is an emo cult for numales.
>>69580369
your the one who keeps getting triggered lay and pray lover
What are you watching?
EBI here
>>69580360
>white women love black cock
Shocking!
Koreshkov is elite.
Prove me wrong.
>>69580367
Your man did well until the end there
>>69580378
Do it again, aspie-slave!
Bark for your master!
>>69580386
askren destroyed him when he first came into bellator i'd like to see him fight a very good wrestler to see how much he's improved
his sprawl was unbelievable against henderson though
>>69580378
>>69580369
faggots
>>69580391
Bork
>>69580376
Pretty exciting grapplers brah
>>69580398
Who has askren not grapplefucked?
>>69580414
everyone in the ufc welterweight division
lol he fights asian manlets these days anyways
>>69580408
Bark again, doggie!
WOW MVP JUST FLYING KNEED THAT GUY
>>69580425
look at yourself look at what i've turned you into the very thing you hate
an aspie
>>69580436
Bark again, doggie, reply again and you'll get a treat!
>>69580436
Stop you fucking retard
Nice Power Heel
So what's coming out of the Brock USADA thing?
It's BS they are catching people on this shit a month after the fact. For the money they're getting they should know the results in 48 hours tops.
Geeeoooo
>>69580449
he can't
heem tappy
Damn Lima vs Daley is spicy
>>69580421
The last guy he fought was a walking roid from Russia
Doggie replied to the wrong person, bad boy!
Are these kids 12?
>>69580479
bark?
>>69580488
I'm talking about EBI mate, 13 year old kids grappling
Someone needs to teach this little girl how to ankle lock
Imagine if this showboating faggot fought Wonder Meme
>>69580503
The wondermeme would get ended.
>>69580509
You're a bit confused there grandpa
>>69580503
Wonderboy will heem Robbie and go unbeaten until GSP comes back
>>69580210
why does cain look like he's being forced to take this picture at gunpoint?
The lemon crusher
>>69580322
what did he mean by this?
>>69580522
Post USADA GSP will be as hilariously bad as post USADA Hendricks, probably worse
I wish I knew how many fedora white bois used BJJ on the street and got stabbed by the guys friends like a sitting duck
>attempted flying knee
lmao Zoe going for the kill
Could you tap either of these grills heem?
Zoe proving that strikes > grappling
WHAT THE HELL ZOE
>>69580558
Yes
>>69580332
I saw a webm of him "fighting" with some other roid ape in a promo vid where they had to speed up the footage. It looked like two retards stiffly swinging their arms due to wearing too many sweaters.
>>69580570
Swangin n bangin nigga, you know what it is
What's her problem?
Excellent spider web work
>>69580583
>>69580566
why are you guys watching little girls fighting?
This is actually some decent rolling
I'm liking it
>>69580583
when a black has reversed, be sure to punch first.
>>69580599
They're more exciting matches than the guys desu
>>69580583
knee on neck is a perfectly legitimate position.
I have never seen someone enter it so aggressively though.
I like it!
>>69580599
GREAT SHOW OF SKILL HERE AT THE U10S UFC BANTAMWEIGHT DIVISION JOE
THESE GUYS CAN REALLY MOVE
ONLY A TRUE FIGHT FAN WOULD WATCH A NINE YEAR OLD BATTLE IT OUT WITH A FOUR YEAR OLD
THIS IS MMA AT ITS PUREST JOE
these girls are 13? they just look like UFC strawweights to me lel
>>69580599
It's exciting
God damn it. I just lost my mortgage on Zoe.
Hahaha fuck Zoe
That was pretty based
With some of those strikes I was rooting for Korra
>>69580503
I wonder if it would look like a straight up karate match, cool shit but wonderpedo needa to rematch Rory first
>>69580599
Yeah.
That's messed up.
>>69580628
Why you betting on Dirty Zoe?
Wish they showed more replays of the good stuff from the rolling
Just showing the ending doesn't really do justice
Back to the /shitbreak/ tourney
>>69580640
Mostly because the announcers have been riding 10th Planet dick for 7 tourneys now.
>dat triangle to armbar finish]
fucking slick
>>69580332
He does train and he will be the champ god dammit
Striking BTFO by pure Jitz
>attempted heel hook
>flying knee
>attempt to gnp
Zoe to UFC when
DUDE HEMP LMAO
WebM of the finish Ausbro?
That transition was nice
Didn't think 13 year olds doing the jitz would be that entertaining desu
>>69580648
>buying the 10th planet meme
>ever
lmao you fags actually watch EBI? Reminder that grappling is for fags
>>69580679
Wait until you see Grace Gundrum. She snapped a chick's leg last time.
>>69580691
>glance my eyes away to look at your post
>it's all over
Shiiiiieeeeeeeeetttt, I'll need to see the replay
>>69580685
lol i just started watching it and they literally buttslide towards each other on the floor its fucking hilarious
Replay that again I don't even know what happened
>>69580613
did you miss the punch?
>>69580704
he tapped
>>69580635
The leaf is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy
>>69580711
No, but my point remains valid.
Who ebi + 420blazeit here?
So what's the deal with Brock, does he just need to prove he had a medical need for an inhaler?
>Be 10th Planet
>Suck at sport jiu jitsu
>Make your own rules
>Invite scrubs
>Still lose to Eddie and Gary every time
You can't make this shit up
>>69580726
whats the difference?
>>69580725
Nobody knows, that was just some nerd on some forums making shit up.
I'll ask my coach on Monday.
>>69580744
Sport jiu jitsu has a point system, more often in a gi, the best people in the world train it.
>>69580726
To be fair IBJJF is boring as fuck and has an objectively shitty ruleset
>>69580750
and what is this meme jitsu then? how do they score it?
>>69580760
Don't listen to him, he's a fucking nerd. Only fucking nerds like IBJJF
>>69580760
by tapping people out
>>69580771
yeah and when the time runs out and nobody taps what then?
>>69580760
If you are Brazilian and your opponent isn't, you win!
>>69580771
Hahahahaha
I think you mean by an inane system of advantages that no one really understands
>>69580781
two losers who couldnt tap anyone lose
Is this /heem/ approved?
why did they just randomly let them take each others back?
this seems a bit memey lads?
>>69580781
overtime, the grapplers are placed in situation that are basically almost locked in. the person thats defending has to escape and his timed with how long it takes them to escape. after one overtime round the roles are reversed and the person who escapes the fastest wins
>Mic feedback destroys my eardrums
Gotta love this production value.
Good showing by Pitolo, his stand-up needs to improve but he's working into a becoming an all-rounder with power.
>>69580811
but like this one the guy who was first escaped really quickly
and then next guy who escaped took really slowly?
shouldn't they just have stopped it when he went past the first guys time?
>>69580804
No it's fucking retarded
>>69580824
No, they get 3 tries, then if no one gets a submission they add up the times.
>>69580808
sudden death overtime.
no faggy draws.
This Bill guy seems like a loose case
>>69580808
It's a way to break ties without faggy points. Best system for actually-watchable BJJ we have so far.
>>69580850
He's a legend
>>69580845
/heem/ is literally never right so it must be great.
>>69580860
Get into my guard, faggot.
heem tappy
>>69580867
>grappling me after I've spent all night watching high-level grappling
Hey, it's your funeral, kid.
>>69580860
It's a super normie Twin Peaks. I'm enjoying it.
>>69580210
>THE GREATEST HEAVY WEIGHT
I like Gio just fine but calling yourself "Freakazoid" is the faggiest thing in the history of fagdom.
>>69580872
and his teem is happy :)
Post fat Ronda plz
>>69580881
You have no answer to the depth of my touchbutt game.
>>69580904
do the frank mir quote except with touchbutt
>>69580210
cain seems like a decent guy cause of the lack of bravado.
plus i can respect taking pride in ones skin...
>>69578956
>>69578956
So Meme Lesnar tested positive for PED.
HOW WILL /MANDRAMA/ EVER RECOVER?
>>69580890
It was his break dancing pseudonym. Like a rap alias.
>>69580914
I'm working on the intricacies of details of touchbutt maneuvers that he still doesn't even know the names of.
This one, senpai?
>The only person man enough to throw a punch is a 13 year old girl
Nice """sport""" you've got here
>>69580935
I know, none of that makes it any less shitty.
damn fighters sign this shit?
>you agree to fight and if you fail a test or whatever we can pay you 0 then fine you $500,000
nigga that's not a good deal
>>69580969
>Thinking Brock signed a contract with that shit in it
I swear Rebbit is retarded
Very nice
>>69580969
Cycle smart
Back home from errand, just in time to see that. Very noiiiice
BROCK IS FINISHED
MY SIDES
Thicc
>>69580973
>brock is the only ufc fighter
someone somewhere has signed that thing
>>69580992
What's happened? He'll be keeping his money
#>from the jungle
whats with the fucking little girls shit?
>>69580945
yes, thank you leaf-friend
>>69581014
Superfights. Sometimes it's older chicks.
>>69581002
USADA flagged one of his drug tests
>>69581014
Next EBI is all little grills.
>>69580996
where? am i missing some thiccness?
>>69581043
and the EBI after that?
>>69581053
Babies
>>69581053
Transexuals
Garcia is on defense constantly. This Jasmine chick is just way more experienced.
>>69581053
pansexuals
>>69581014
we give them more attention than they deserve when they're young so that they grow up to be entitled little attention whores
>>69581014
im worried about eddie. he's even reffing so he can be up close to them...
>EBI
>sport
pick one
>No flying knees
dropped desu
>>69581085
ahhh it all makes sense now
anyone got the lima daley fight lads
>>69581053
Embryos
Hmmm... not sure if I'm a fan of that result
Excellent """sport""" here fellas
>>69581068
Yet she won
>>69580996
Yasss
Are they wearing mouth pieces? I think they should
>>69581122
Overtime is the most flawed part of EBI.
Getting closer
H E M P
E
M
P
>>69581120
>rolling around on a mat with someone elses gentials in your face while eddie bravo watches you
>that is the top level of your """"sport"""
What the fuck is this retarded hemp gear commercial?!
>>69579200
I love Mom Cat.
>>69581133
I think it's fine honestly, they both get a chance from a dominant position, her defense not being on point is sort of on her. They didn't get a winner in 10 minutes so despite Jasmine appearing more dominant you'd still sort of see it as a draw at that point
Who is the favorite to win it all?
>>69581157
I'll gogo you m8
>>69581159
I've no idea honestly
Whoeven approves that shit
>>69581165
I think it's fine in a tournament setting, but makes way less sense in off fights.
>>69581166
Eddie Cummings
>>69581167
i'll just kick you in the shin pal
>>69581159
well given eddie bravo is a massive hemp retard and he owns this thing i dare say he gave free advertising to his dumb hemp company
Geo's win from earlier
>>69581170
I don't know, man. I'm smoking as we speak and feel insulted by it.
Why is there no tower 7 commericals?
Eddie 2 RNCs
Mah nigga
>>69571154
NEW
Eddie cumming all over everyone else's tits here.
A Bill "The Thrill" Cooper
So what's all the mandrama about Mike Davila? He left BMAA for Marcelo because he competed here?
>>69581191
>SUCK MY COCK RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEE
what did he mean by this?
What's next for him?
>>69581826
prison
