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Previous thread: >>69571218
News:
>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/patricio-freire-vs-benson-henderson-slated-for-bellator-160-in-california
>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-full-2-5-million-ufc-200-fight-purse
>Silly Dilly is mad about something else
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/16/12205520/t-j-dillashaw-blows-up-on-ufc-says-fighters-are-treated-like
shawb
SCHAUB IS A LITERAL GOD
>>69574821
requesting silva self-leg kicking
>>69574821
Love devastating leg kicks
Hate the babby ones
>>69574845
don't have that one
>>69574852
i wonder what seperates webm related and aldo from everyone else in terms of the power of their leg kicks
who /wouldn'tgiveafuckifRoganlefttheUFC/ here?
I mean yea he's a good commentator but who gives a fuck. Chael Sonnen would do a better job.
>>69574852
Just call them Condit kicks.
>>69574873
muh dick
>>69574879
i think it would be better if he did
all he does during official commentating is repeat the same lines over and over again, i feel like he would be better doing fight companions where he could just say whatever came to mind
>>69574938
That's exactly what I'm talking about man. I wish he could just quit the UFC so he'd do fight companions of every big fight instead of the shit he does now.
>>69574873
>not switching stance when your front leg is hurt
>>69574938
who is that.
>>69574980
eddie alvarez vs shinya aoki
this Smellator card is better than UFC 200
Line them up on their knees with their hands out. I want them to beg me.
Fedor will wipe out the whole heavyweight ufc's fags. Soon.
I think its time to get rid of USADA lads
>not thick Ronda edition
You disgust me
>>69575026
uncanny
>>69574966
you try that switch stancing nonsense on me i'll hit you in the face like a mac truck
Hunto retweeted pic related
>>69574873
Is there a way to "tap" if you're getting ground n pounded to death, or do you just wait for the ref to end it?
>Hunturd still salty he got beat by a WWE character
>>69575105
You can tap to strikes. Bob Sapp does it every fight now.
>>69575107
Anyone can beat anyone at a game if they cheat.
>>69575136
you can't play games in the octagon
>Gib 2.5 million or I'm leaving
MATTHEW ""MEATY BONES"" MITRIONE
>>69575105
you can tap to strikes or verbally submit like Ian "used to be a soccer player" Entwistle did here
>>69575160
Poor lad was just sitting there waiting for the stoppage but the ref wasn't having it
>>69574787
>>69574785
Schaub bless
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3
MVP is currently getting wrestlefucked by cyborg
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3
MVP is currently getting wrestlefucked by cyborg
>people are unironically going to waste time watching this card
DANIEL CORMIER YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
HEEM SLEEPY
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/16/12206326/ufc-mma-news-pros-ridicule-brock-lesnar-failed-drug-test-usada
all these salty fighters
only DJ hints at why they're really mad
>>69575207
I suck huh? Did those people at Orlando who got gunned down also suck?
>>69575189
that baby looks like it's on that zika juice
HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>69575243
being roided up or not doesn't change the fact that brock is a much bigger draw than all those retards
love to see fighters getting mad at the money people like brock or conor make
where are you lads watching this it's not on tv until 10 here?
Watch MVP vs Cyborg
That was one of the most brutal walk off KOs I've ever seen
MVP wins via tko with a flying knee
>>69575292
Put spoiler tags or are you a Zuffa shill
>>69575299
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69575313
Epic. Please don't spoil the main event.
>T.J. Dillashaw and Mark Hunt were released from the Ultimate Fighting Championship this afternoon following a string of Twitter comments targeted against the lacklustre payment under the organization's new Reebok sponsorship.
ell oh ell
man the place I'm watching at is still at Gallagher vs Cutting, R3. Fucking hate when Lellator goes abroad and can't keep its fucking broadcasts in line. Same shit happened with the Italy card, shit was all over the place.
>>69575322
Stay out of /heem/ and you won't have any problems.
>>69575331
why did they have to fuck everything up with a tape delay
Name a better card. I'll wait.
Reminder that MVP gets wrestlefucked the first round
He lands a body shot and flying knee for the tko in RD 2
>>69575330
wut
>>69575330
good for TJ Dillaracetraitor at least he has the courage to call Dana a cuck
>>69575351
This one doesn't have a white trash lesbian and a monkey as the main event.
>>69575330
you made me look
>>69575272
Where are you watching the fight?
>>69575389
she's a ''''''''''lesbian?'''''' why did she give birth to 2 kids?
>>69575350
Probably to stay around their typical time slot for regular viewers, I can get that but it's still weird to have shit popping up while one broadcast only just ended the first fight of the main card and then have another later on.
>>69575394
>>69575389
>Casuals
>>>/asp/
Can you all please stop saying Paige looks like a monkey.
>>69575424
no we can't
>>69575424
>that couch
video when?
>>69575401
Some lesbians want to have kids brah.
>>69575418
>I rate rawlings and/or page
They're both garbage fighters who should be cut but WSW is a desolate wasteland of talent.
>Hunt going full gibs me dat
>"Pay me or Ill go to other organizations that don't have any testing."
>Manlets, perpetual gate keepers and literal who's shitting on Bork.
lmao
>>69575424
but she does
>>69575424
Nice casting couch
>>69575424
As soon as she stops doing so, sure.
>>69575424
everyone looks like monkeys
>>69575445
>inb4 bork blames tainted canadian supplements
would you lads rather watch bellator 159 or the legacy card mackenzie dern is fighting on
THATS A COORS LIGHT.
>>69575486
>earth grown nutrients
what did he mean by this?
>>69575424
She's ugly and has disgusting arms.
>>69575531
I just realized now he's saying, "YOU FUCKING DID THIS DANA" "YOU FUCKING DID THIS"
>>69575522
I'm watching maybe an hour of VFC before EBI starts.
just watched sage northcutt's interview after his fight at 200
jesus fucking christ this kid is beyond company man autismo
anyone gonna be watching pillowhug tonight? I only watch Wilder fights to see him potentially get heemed
>>69575522
the Legacy card will probably be better honestly. Also these niggers at Lellator wasting time with fucking prelim replays instead of actually moving on with the goddamn fights. The first broadcast fight was a 3 round snoozefest decision, they don't have time to kill, goddamn.
FRB broke the story. Brock popped for using albuterol for his asthma while training outdoors. He wasn't taking PEDs. /fit/ and /heem/ irrevocably BTFO.
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
>>69575564
APOLOGIZE
>>69575551
why did your fighter have another country's imperial symbol tattooed on his chest?
>>69575564
I TOLD YOU LADS HE'S A WHITE BOY AND JACKED
HE'S FULLY NATTY
DEAL WITH IT
Friendly reminder that Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
>>69575586
i don't know, ask him
IM A WHITE BOY AND IM JACKED
DEAL WITH IT
Video of the MVP KO
https://twitter.com/bellatormma/status/754419055788904449
>>69575564
Except this is an outright lie.
>>69575611
That's pretty great, thanks senpai
>>69575611
What a disrespectful faggot. Hope he gets KOed and his opponent shits on his face.
Road to the Octagon is live on FOX right now
>>69575611
TOP KEK
>>69575564
Source nigger...
> passing 4 other drug tests
> using masking agents for asthma medication
LOL
>>69575646
>Muh hespeck
Is Cat best girl?
>>69575686
Are her tits fake?
>>69575686
i want to bully her about her kid not having a dad twice over
The fucking Spike broadcast literally only showed the Gallagher-Cutting snoozefest, then a couple of sub-minute heems and an interview with Michael Chandler before ending it. Why is Bellator so impossibly shitty at handling their business.
>>69575704
Be careful..
>>69575709
>bellator is bad at handling their business
Did you miss the circus last week?
>>69575686
looks like a coal burner
did they?
>>69575767
>you now remember anthony petshit
>>69575757
>looks like a coal burner
She remind you of your mom?
>>69575782
no my mom hates nonwhites and she's been with the same white man for 50 years
Any links for bellator?
>>69575813
Sounds like a coal burner to me.
>>69575779
Took me a while to think of his last name. A long ass time.
>>69575779
>there once was a Pettis Era
>>69575767
the "it's all downhill from here" party
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69575757
>>69575813
> looks like a coalburner
> ma mama dun stuck wid da same waaht mayn fer fifty yeerz
lolwut it was just a picture of Cat Zingano (latin girls cant be coalburners lulz) and you had to bring your own weird nigher obsessed buzz into it...
Back to pol pls...
reminder that Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
who wins in an mma fight, friends?
>>69575898
Here's your (you) miserable faggot
>>69575936
Im a journalist. I have an obligation to report the news.
>>69575898
You got link?
>>69575958
UFC.tv
Can I get a stream to the VFC 52 card? can't find a single one out outside of fooking fightpass
>>69575994
UFC.tv
First week is free
I went to RFA last night at an Indian casino. Are all Indian casinos that nasty? The place was a disgusting dump.
>nigger throwing a Pokeball at his downed opponent
why can't they into basic human decency?
>No Steroids — Lesnar Teammate Says Asthma Inhaler To Blame For Failed Test, Not PEDS
http://entimports.com/2016/07/no-steroids-lesnar-teammate-says-asthma-inhaler-to-blame-for-failed-test-not-peds/
wow dat mvp ko was ridiculous
You can really see the difference in skill between UFC and The Bellator
Who /Kickboxer/ here?
https://youtu.be/5WpXw_0UU8U
UFC should be all over signing MVP.
He is a very marketable guy. Treat him like Sage and give him easy fights on prelims. People will tune in to see him.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
Mainevent is coming up next, who do you got?
>>69576113
MVP vs Nick Diaz who wins?
APOLOGIZE
>>69576135
He just signed a new contract with bellator before this fight. This fight today was his second to last before his old contract expired. I'd imagine bellator paid him well to stay. Also, he has fought only cans (no, cyborg isn't a good win) and has shown a serious hole in his ground game. He would have an impressive debut, get matched up against Matt brown for his second fight and get subsequently brutalized.
>>69576146
Diaz, MVP was flailing around like a Capoeira Black Belt
Who should get the next title shot for each division?
Also, will Condit be able to beat Maia?
Tecia Torres beat Rose
Why is breaking someones neck a legal move?
>>69576237
FW: who cares
BW: Dilly
FW: Holloway
LW: Ferfuson
WW: Diaz
MW: Jacare
LHW: winner of rumble vs texeira
HW: Cain
>>69576237
>Flyweight
Benavidez
>Bantamweight
TJ
>Featherweight
Aldo
>Lightweight
Tony Ferguson
>Welterweight
Wonderboy
>Middleweight
Jacare
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble
>Heavyweight
Reem
>W Strawweight
Rose
>W Bantamweight
Pena
No bruce buffer?
>>69576237
Anybody
Caraway
Holloway
Ferguson
Thompson
Jacare
Winner of Glover-Johnson
Winner of Werdum-Rothwell
Winner of Rose-Karolina
Winner of Holm-Shevchenko
>>69576237
>Holly Holm if Rousey doesnt return
>Rose Namajunas
>Cain Velasquez
>Anthony Johnson
>Jacare Souza
>Stephen Thompson
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Jose Aldo
>TJ Dillashaw
>Who gives a fuck about midgets
>>69576237
They seem pretty straightforward overall.
>Fly
Fucking nobody, let these people fight eachother, build interest, let them advance and don't just feed them to DJ one at a time every few months.
>Bantam
Dillashaw is far and away the obvious choice, and Cruz should stop avoiding that or he's gonna start sounding scared.
>Feather
Aldo or bust.
>Light
Khabib first, rematch with Dos Anjos second, Ferguson third. Diaz could also get one if he beats McGregor again just for the media attention.
>Welter
Thompson's earned his shot, he wants it, he should have it.
>Middle
Rockhold rubber match, Weidman, Jacare. Anderson could get one based on name appeal and it wouldn't be surprising.
>LHeavy
Strip Jones of the interim belt. Winner of Rumble vs Teixeira.
>Heavy
Overeem's scheduled, won the opportunity. Then it's iffy. Winner of Werdum vs Rothwell would be sensical to me. I also feel Cain deserves an opportunity, but he should probably beat someone else before.
>Straw
Rose is on a roll, might get it unless they make her fight Esparza in the meantime. If they don't, winner of Rose vs Esparza.
>WBantam
Rousey will almost certainly get it the second she comes back. Otherwise, Holm if she beats Shevchenko, Pena if she gets another win under her belt which'd probably be Miesha by this point.
>>69576078
> 7 other tests where this did not show up
> using masking agents to hide an inhaler
This is the new tainted supplements story but now it's a jacked whiteboy and not a hue or nigger so of course Lesnar's team mate is a credible source despite Lesnar not immediately trying to clear his name with this fabrication.
> is anyone shocked that mandrama faggots will believe anything lolzers
>>69576378
Lesnar is a clean wwe athlete guise
Why is USADA testing for asthma medicine?
Anyone watching bellator? Is there a bellator general?
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
>>69576237
>FW
Superfight
>WFW
Rose/KK
>BW
TJ
>WBW
Fat bitch or Holly/Shevchenko
>FTW
Aldo
>LW
Ferguson
>WW
Wonderboy
>MW
Jacare
>LHW
Get your shit together
>HW
Overeem
BIG BOMBS HERE
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69576469
HES HURT MIKE
>one round of this bellator fight has been more entertaining than the entire ufc 200 card
Ufc. Where did it go so so wrong?
>>69576345
>caraway
.
now that all the big stars are getting pulled is ufc getting less exciting?
I don't want to watch cormier smother another man in a title shot.
>>69576469
>>69576485
>>69576517
Why are meme events more fun to watch that UFC
Is Bellator still going on?
Please respond.
>>69576478
THE MADMAN
>>69576522
no paul daley just lost he was the main event
>>69576522
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69576522
2nd round of current fight. 1 more fight after.
>its a heavyweights are gassed in the 2nd round episode
Heeeeeem
>>69576532
Fug :D
>>69574851
hot
surprisingly fun card, not as good as wednesday's fight night but this has been pretty solid
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
LET THEM BANG
>>69576586
hello newfag
>>69576601
>He's winging those punches Mike
>Scotland, Ireland and Iceland
>>69576624
Pretty based travel plans desu
Skipping bongland is a good call. Nothing but boring flat countryside.
inb4 muh cumbria
>>69576614
>another one of those viscious leg kicks mike
>>69576608
do you think rockhold bet his house, his lifetime savings and the entire AKA gym on bisping?
that was eaz money
Bruh look at this dood...
>>69576668
full natty brag
>>69576647
>rockhold is hurt mike
why hasn't sage been popped yet? and I don't mean his cherry.
FEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOR
>>69576668
FUARK
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>69576688
>bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
What did he mean by this?
>>69576668
lol what a nutjob
>>69576601
Is that the guy who's just been fighting?
HOLLLL UPPPPPPPPP
IF THIS IS LIVE
How do the yanks know what the results are?
Watching on channel 5 btw
>>69576721
They are trolling you bud
>>69576721
It's not live. You're on an hour delay. Daley loses by unanimous decision btw.
>>69576730
Fucking burger
where can i hear the fedor vs mabobabo fight commentary, many keks with based guy
>>69576726
>>69576730
Don;t know who to believe but the yank was right about the mitrione fight
>event held in london
>not live in the country its being broadcast in
what kind of bullshit is this
>>69576726
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/754435188059410433
>>69576756
it is live on channel 5 you spacko
>>69576761
Its ok m8 im a casual anyway and have no idea who any of these people are
>>69576764
It's an hour behind. Wasn't aired live anywhere.
>bellator in charge of marketing
>>69576764
ain't live bro, the results are already out and have been out. Around an hour of delay for brits and then murrica gets the whole thing at 9pm et
>>69576773
>burgers in charge of not ruining peoples fun
>>69576764
Way to out yourself as a retard
Who is your favorite female competitor?
>>69576789
I only support WME-IMG organizations.
Poo in loo in the cage lads
>>69576799
>t. cuck
>>69575160
even though people crap on him i can't wait till see him fight again seeing a leglock specialist as aggressive as him is rare and exciting to watch win or lose
>>69576809
VFC and EBI should be fun tonight. Glad they will be live and spoiler free. Check it out at UFC.tv.
Dat WWE walk on entrance
Oh lordy
>>69576601
is that mike stoklasa?
>>69576824
>EBI not on until 10 PM
end this suffering
>>69576824
Haven't paid for an event since UFC100 buddeh :^)
BIG
JOHN
Let the memes begin
Where are you watchign
link
DROPPY
>>69576872
Chan 5
>>69574785
>>69574787
Schaub bless bros
BIG JOHN RESTART
>>69576872
bloodyelbow has a stream?
>>69576896
Back the fuck off?!
BORING
How to get rid of a belly lads?
>>69576920
eat more pizza
>>69576920
estrogen blockers
>>69576927
P-plz no bully
>>69576901
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/16/12206806/bellator-158-london-daley-vs-lima-live-results-play-by-play
>>69576920
wii fit and zumba
and just be yourself
>>69576896
Thanks mane I can't be arsed moving
http://bellator.spike.com/live
>>69576920
abortion
Mittrione KOs Thompson
MVP KOs Cyborg in the second
This shit is on delay already aired
Big john failing to stop a fight yet again
>2016
>showing sports on delay
>>69577007
wtf this "Live" stream is showing a Flyweight bout berween Spencer Hewitt and some other guy
Heem slept
>we're in Daley's hometown
wtf
he's from Nottingham, you're in London
Would you say a fighter from San Francisco is fighting in his hometown if fighting in LA?
>>69576860
UFC 100 was literally free to air over here m8, you didn't even need to subscribe to ESPN
just got back from lellator
these rd 1 finishes are happening to fast
>>69577043
The UK is basically London to some people
>>69577024
prelims you casual cunt
it's on a shorter delay on channel 5
whew just got in from bush hogging
that did take all fucking day pretty much
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/brock-popped-positive-for-rad-med.3293585/
>bork popped for what's basically anti-allergy meds that aren't a PED and he wasn't even on them for the fight
thoughts?
>>69577058
Ah ffs Bellator
Why don't they want /heem/ watching the card together? This is bullshit, I'd rather some Russian promotion was on Youtube than this
>>69577064
Brock comfirmed for the second greatest Natty fighter of all time behind BisGOAT
>>69577046
I was on holiday in the US at the time, it was worth it desu.
>>69577064
Bit much to just take the word of that guy isn't it
I'll wait till something more concrete comes out
why wasnt this shit live? doesnt have the same feel with all the spoilers and knowing what happens
>>69577064
>sherdog forums
FUCKING CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
O
N
F
I
R
M
E
D
>>69577055
>to some people
The rest of the UK is literally irrelevant.
>inb4 some northern poorfags get butthurt at this fact and throw their burberry caps at me in a benefits stealing rage
Why are these guys shouting out TSU TSU TSU TSU lads
>>69577090
I'm just going to close my eyes and get some rest desu
>>69577090
Lellator is a reddit tier organization
>>69577090
Well it would have been fine if that other burger didnt spoil it
>>69577105
ireland is a reddit tier country
Is Bellator the second largest MMA organisation?
>>69577119
Yeah
>>69577126
WWE is the top then?
>>69577142
UFC
Yeah
>>69577113
Be nice, Ireland is a good country
>>69577046
>free
>have to pay for TV license
Nice try Britcuck
>>69577153
PRIDE NEVER DIES
How badly would MVP clown Wonderboy?
Lima looked good, nice and technical, sharp jab, good counters
lol the arena is fucking empty
>>69577176
everyone left after MVP
What's MVP's record?
>>69577165
>he doesnt have a comfy advert free set of channels that create unrivalled quality content and covers mainstream sports events
>hes a burger
>>69577192
113-0
>>69576519
Dillashaw and Faber just lost to Cruz
Assuncao is coming off of a loss
Garbrandt is a meme who has beaten one ranked guy
Who else would you give the shot to?
>>69577176
this is what it looked like just before the main event
http://entimports.com/2016/07/no-steroids-lesnar-teammate-says-asthma-inhaler-to-blame-for-failed-test-not-peds/
apologize.
>>69577210
TJ will get the rematch, the first fight was very close.
Been knackered all day and can't be arsed keeping my head up for Lellator
>>69577232
Any really good fight? I saw the MVP KO
>>69577107
>would have been fine if that other burger didnt spoil it
>result are literally out everywhere
>bellator is promoting the delayed broadcasts by putting up the video of MVP's knockout
no this is 100% lellator's fault for being retarded and doing tape delay
Which fighter has the best p4p bunda
>>69577064
>http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/brock-popped-positive-for-rad-med.3293585/
>As many of you know I train with Brock and have brought to this board alot of inside information on camp and his comeback. Towards the end of camp we kept things fun and did alot of outdoor conditioning in Alexandria MN. This caused a severe reaction one day with Mr. LESNAR. He literally would not stop hyperventilating for almost 10 minutes after 5 rounds of hill sprints mixed with kettlebell work. Brock suffers from whats called RAD otherwise known as Reactive airway disease his doctor for years has prescribed him
Advair Diskus which helps him breathe during the late spring and Summer months here in Minnesota when he has episodes. lostly when farming.This drug is classified as Beta-2 Agonists. So this is why he got popped by USADA. Its really just a formality though because he should of been give a TUE just like people do who have ADHD and take Adderall that fight in the UFC or other pain killers for injuries. He passed the other 7 tests and was not using any GH or Anabolic agents of any kind which everyone is assuming. He did not take this medication while in Las Vegas because he breathes well in that climate so this gave him no special advantages over Mark Hunt! Just wanted to clear the air over here once again you heard it first from me! I have other members here who can verify that I train with Brock.
>He didn't even think about getting a TUE because he maybe uses the medication 5 times a year if that he rarely has episodes anymore. I will testify to what happened and so will Greg Nelson and Marty Morgan!
kek, I'll ask Greg on Monday
>>69577263
LESNAR
>>69577253
Mitrione/Thompson was a nice slugfest. Lima looked very good v Daley and rocked him a couple of times, nearly finishing him at the end of the second. Danny Mitchell got a twister during the prelims which was awesome.
>>69577193
Burger's are delicious.
You're just mad you don't live in the #1 country to have ever existed, ever.
>>69577215
That's not 50/50 guard
>>69577242
How bad does your website have to be to post news from an internet forum?
>>69577300
Thanks man, think I'll be safe skipping it honestly
>>69577107
Be sure to check out VFC tonight at UFC.tv
Opening Odds UFC 202
Carlos Condit -130
Demian Maia -110
Rick Story +140
Donald Cerrone -180
>>69577279
Brock hasn't lived in Minnesota for years, did he go back there to train? I wasn't aware there is any gym there, I believe when he used to fight in the UFC he trained with his own staff in his own gym
>>69577210
Lineker is more interesting than mr. Tate
>>69577338
get Maia at those odds because they are a gift
>>69577064
>No one knows who the fuck you are
lmao
>>69577311
yeah nothing really must see except the MVP KO
>>69577338
>Cerrone has a glass body
>story has nasty body punches
Rick story is free money
LESNADVAIR
mark hunt confirmed for bitch made dude
>>69577365
He doesn't have to cut weight this time, that had alot to do with the body shot weakness imo
i'm glad conor vs nate is next month instead of last week
just imagine what a fucking boring longass summer we would have if conor vs nate 2 happened last week
think about it
it really makes you think
Jake Ellenberger +250
Matt Brown -350
Karolina Kowalkiewicz +190
Rose Namajunas -270
MACKENZIE DERN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDW34Bdgbc
>hunt got beat by an asthmatic
>>69577397
How is Jake Ellenberger still in the ufc
RATE THIS /HEEM/
is this live or not ?
>>69577419
no it's over daley lost
>>69577407
He mustve pissed someone off really bad. They keep giving him brain damage inducing match-ups.
>>69577424
Remember when he was one fight away from a tittle shot?
He just go to passive and now is also training with fucking Edmon Targeryan
>>69577343
He initially trained out of our gym (Same with Sean Sherk etc.), but eventually moved everything to his house up north and Greg would drive up there to train him.
Same deal this time, Greg would drive up to Garfield, Minnesota to train Brock. He must have still owned the property, although he does live in Canada usually.
Brock stepped foot in our gym (Greg's) one time this camp and it was to film the promo of him you saw.
>>69577449
Kampmann shattered him
>>69577402
>the city of coconut heads
>>69577397
Rose is going to murder that bitch
>>69577418
>Angry manlet overcompensating/10
Holy shit this dude is singing his own walkout song
>>69577471
>Rose is going to murder that bitch
and here's her prize
>>69577498
That one too
>>69577338
Stupid good odds on Maia
>I post spoilers on /heem/
>>69577338
How much does a Maia, story, Diaz parlay pay?
This bellator commentary team is pretty good
![tumblr_nt6xnr0b0q1tpv6mjo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wgxd3px.jpg "tumblr nt6xnr0b0q1tpv6mjo1 1280[1]")
Who
>Eddie Cummings
Here?
reminder the prelims are live here
http://bellator.spike.com/live
main card will be live at 9pm on spike
>>69577587
lol the card is over everyone who isn't a casual already watched it
>>69577602
Ok well /heem/ is gonna watch it like it's live.
No spoilers pls m8.
>>69576688
delete this
>>69574873
Was that an ACL tear?
>>69577454
>our
I bet good money that you've never fought for """"""your""""" gym buddeh
>>69577598
Literally untrue, America isn't tumblr and reddit. A nationalist like Trump wouldnt have a chance in hell to be a primary nominee in cuckland Ireland.
>>69576129
>Jean Claude van Damme as old master
>Batista playing an endboss
>Cain
>Werdum
>fucking GSP
I need to see this movie
>>69577521
>I take predictions
>for free
>>69577587
Danny Mitchell tapped out Meeks with a twister.
James Mulheron with the unanimous decision victory over Neil Grove
Manuel Garcia defeats Alex Reid via unanimous decision 30-27, 30-27, 30-26
>>69577636
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
Cody vs. Lineker when?
>>69577737
yes goy, vote Remain, globalism will """save""" Ireland. Syria is your friend
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
Should knees to the head be legal?
>>69577655
Of course not, I'm not one of the fighters (nor do I want to be one). I do compete in grappling however.
Has anybody seen this? Extended footage of rockhold after his loss to Bisbong. Bonus: audio of Mike's coach talking non-stop shit
https://youtu.be/-X5uO4nr1oQ
/heem/ - Politics
>>69577759
Uh, yeah dummy that's how American elections work. You get two nominees and pick the better of the two. I don't like Trump's pro Israel stance, but at the moment the focus is on defeating ISIS and controlling the refugee crisis.
>>69577759
>two
even if both of you weren't just shitposting in a contrarian manner, your own logic would mean you're voting for Johnson, both Hilldawg and Drumpf have said the Nice attack would start a war in "their America"
Now both of you can heem yourselves for ever suggesting either of these people are qualified to even lead a dog show
>>69577810
No shit, I came here to take a break from /pol/ and ended up right back in it.
Holy shit a fucking twister.
Edgy wills it
>>69577852
I can see why a Swede wouldn't.
>>69577809
Youtube keeps recommending it to me
>>69577852
Tbf I wouldn't go on pol if I was Swedish either
>>69577839
>xD lesser of two evils
>literally one post later: "cuck"
there's that contrarian shitposting again, both you and I know why you're doing this (and what board you're from) and to let you know, I would heem you in the first round with spinny shit if you ever brought up politics in my house
>>69575424
Daaaaaaaaaamn, that is one clean couch.
I'm a jew and I want to know where are my hidden gold bars and from where can I start controlling the world, any tips?
>>69577906
>BR
>Jew
lel, ok
>ITT: retarded JUST BLEED 189ers try and really make each other think with shallow political thought that makes Rogan look like an intellectual by comparison
>>69577923
>i'm smart
>everyone else here is dumb
off yourself you zero
>>69577908
>you're stupid enough to vote for trump to keep shillary out of office
read posts before responding to them, kiddo, you already got jaw jocked by a spinning back heel
>>69577908
So what's your solution? Armed revolution or giving up?
Because those are the only two ways out of the current two party clutch.
>>69577917
>american education at it again
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vjw/Brazil.html
http://www.jcpa.org/jl/jl124.htm
:^)
>>69577936
Jaw jocked?
Wow you really got him there bud!
>this thread.
Cmon friends, we are all /heem/
This Brit is a big guy
Cuck Goddard
>>69577952
I'll sub you next, I also train in GI 4 times a week, next political post is going to get a mean kimura and some joint rearrangement
>>69577933
>outs himself as an ignoramus with his dumb opinions
>gets butthurt that even neutral commentary sounds smarter than the bullshit he's defending
Thanks for the (You)
Jeez this spoiler posting really got heem butt bothered.
Next time show it live bellator
Shit this manlet has some power to him.
This fight is strangely sexual.
Whether you're to the left or to the right, we all agree that Schaub is love!
Now lets enjoy some MMA together as pals!
>>69577959
just take pride that you could heem them
>>69578042
Ok bud, sounds good to me.
Why do they all have fucked ears
Is this a spicy banger?
>>69577776
jesus, dude should retire
Are all British fighters naturally pillowfisted?
>>69578084
I hope this isn't a real question
>>69578130
All american fighters are roided to the gills. Remove that aspect (thanks USADA) and they get heemd
>>69575438
It's been out.
>thank you Paige for this massage I'm going to need it after UFC 200
>no prob' uncle Dana just sit back and just bleed
>>69578084
Roids.
>>69577923
i don't understand this picture at all
>>69578183
kek, BRs and Japs use way more roids.
Why must in people ruin heem like this? I almost responded.
>>69578211
>Japs use way more roids
youre a fucking eejit. foreigners in japan roid, japs themselves very rarely roid.
>>69578183
>Aldo, Werdum, RDA, all brazilians, get heem sleepied in the first round post USADA
>the only champions who remain dominant post USADA are DJ, Cruz, and Cormier, all americans
NIGEL FARAGE SAVED YOUR COUNTRY
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Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69578270
You really didn't understand Brexit did you?
>>69577923
Rogaine is the greatest mind of our time, which also makes him the greatest mind of all time. This is a guy who's political and philosophical discussions are so profound your entire world view will be augmented. You would not be able to argue against his superior intellect. He is dangerous in the forum and he is dangerous in the cage. He has perfected Gracie's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and has phenomenal striking. There is nothing stopping him from throwing your girlfriend on her back and fucking her until he breeds her with his superior genetics.
You too can become an alpha male warrior-poet, simply subscribe to the JRE and take the recommended supplements. Follow him on twitter and check out his comedy (did I forget to mention? He is also the most hilarious comedian of all time).
Post something negative about Joe again and I'll heem you, permanently.
>>69578308
He's a bald, brown, manlet
EBI in less than 2 hours
Imagine how big of a loser you are if the biggest thrill of your Saturday night is spoiling a bellator card on /heem/.
>>69576816
>heel hook
Stop fucking triggering me.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69578372
>Saturday night
This guy has been doing it for 5 bongs
>>69578370
Where can I watch it
>>69578372
>>69578387
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69578388
literally any streaming site
it's against the rules to post them sorry i can't help
>>69578388
Oh somewhere online, haha.
Why have newfag Americans ruined /heem/?
>>69578376
Better not watch EBI tonight then, bitch.
Eddie Cummings going to heel hook everyone.
>>69578423
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
>>69577735
Was scheduled for earlier this year and lineker pulled out with something. Won't be surprised to see it rescheduled next.
>Brock isn't juicing because the WWE tests him all the time
Did you guys notice bellator started streaming in 1080p?
anyone got a decent stream for the wilder fight reddit has nothing
>>69578467
Reddit is so casul, they didn't even have shit for Lellator
>>69578289
>Sweden
I understand it perfectly. Cameron would never have proposed the referendum to the British people if it wasn't for UKIP. UKIP wouldn't have the momentum to not only cause that referendum but also win it, if it wasnt for Nigel Farage. Enjoy your sharia Sven.
>>69578422
I agree. Politics and schaub posters have no place on /heem/. But when someone hits you, you gotta hit back.
Lads bellator is about to start
Watching my big fat American gypsy wedding until it does.
Drinking a cold beer, gonna throw a steak on the grill in a beer, damn it's amazing to be American.
VFC starting in less than 10 minutes
https://www.ufc.tv/video/vfc-52
EBI in 10h10m
https://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
lets settle this once and for all /heem/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10765034
>>69578481
>still shilling your dummy politics despite the block
shut up faggot nobody cares
>>69578504
EBI Going to be exciting
Metamoris should be good tomorrow too. Although I'm gonna have to find a stream for that. Fuck giving Ralek money.
>>69578526
>metamoris will be good
>>69578526
>Metamoris should be good
Thanks for the laugh
>>69578504
>10hr
>>69578504
>VFC
What's this
>>69578529
>Jeff Glover
>Garry Tonon
>Martinez
Those guys couldn't have a boring match even if they tried (unless Jeff is in a gi). Plus, seeing Garry fuck up Ralek will be nice.
>>69578542
Wgaf bellator is on
This card is rumored to be better than 200.
>>69578552
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69578537
Hmm good point. 1hr then
>>69578535
>Garry Tonon vs Ralek
>Bad
Not possible chief, plus Jeff Glover and Richie Martinez are on the card.
>>69578523
You did enough to reply goof
>tfw I would heem spoilerfag stiff
>>69578542
They have a square cage. A square cage!
>spoilerfag is actually a zuffa shill
>>69578563
>not wanting to hear about politics means you care about politics
i will heem you so hard, no gi NHB
>>69578542
Why don't you buy UFC Fight Pass (TM) and find out yah goof!
(just switched to the stream and saw some negroid in a pokemon hat)
Lmao why are some americans so naive?
>>69578610
>still b8ing
>>69578593
>Zuffa
Lmao grandpa, This is the WME-IMG era
>>69578610
Coddling, and they've never been in a fight in their life or had to work a real job.
Did the Brit that went to bellator ever say how it was live?
WAit, wait, wait wait
I just looked at VFC card again.
kek, Duane "the rock" johnson is on it
hahahaha
>>69578467
http://www.antenasport.info/now7.html
>>69578598
Come say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>69578665
top keks all around
>>69574774
did I miss out on Bellator? I just woke up
who watchin bellator even though they already know all the results?
>>69578705
It's been one big clusterfuck, the tape delay messed everything up
This is a low key great bellator card, not much talent but fun fights. I think Daley is the best striker in that weight class even in the UFC
who /lellator/ here?
I'm not surprised the nolife sperg OP is a Cruz fan. That guy is a dork.
>>69578713
is there gonna be another stream sometime?
>>69578722
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2194UljDsA
Wtf happened to Quinton Jackson? He had the tools to be the GOAT. Great boxing, wrestling , and power. He did terrible against kickers tho
>>69578723
silly dilly shitty OPs are for kids
>>69576237
Flyweight: TUF Winner
Bantamweight: Dillashaw
Featherweight: Aldo
Lightweight: Ferguson
Welterweight: Thompson
Middleweight: Jacare
Light Heavyweight: Glover/Rumble
Heavyweight: Cain
>>69578751
Damn dude, do you have any life at all? Are you employed? Who pays for your internet access?
>>69578750
Couldnt into Muay Thai
>>69578723
>tfw cody garbrandt spends his spare time begging for my attention on /heem/
>>69578723
Not sure why Cruz gets so much hate, his footwork is pretty nice to watch, he does some matrix shit in his fights, nice banter too.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3n194h_forgive-me-for-my-mean-words-dominick-cruz_sport
>>69576237
Bena
TJ
Holloway
Kebab
Thompson
Gay Jesus
Glover Rumble winner
Cain
>>69578762
he had good offensive Muay Thai. Thundering Leg Kicks and crushing knees in the clinch. Defensively he ate too many kicks. Great boxing Defense though.
>>69578773
its all the just bleed fags
why is big john mccarthy working bellator?
First finish of the evening
Now that Brock has been #exonerated like Ryan Braun will you just admit that he's the natty GOAT king already?
Brock was fighting with asthma and only half of his insides and STILL won easily over a top 10 fighter.
>>69578750
>great wrestling
>>69578783
Why not?
>>69578806
doesnt he work for the ufc?
>>69578783
For money
>>69578811
UFC exclusivity only applies to fighters
>>69578811
No
The Nevada state athletic commission assign referees, Big John does a ton of events
>>69578785
I want to watch this but can't find it anywhere
Thanks Ausbro
>>69578798
you dont remember all his awesome slams and takedowns?
oh is lellator on right now? Links?
>>69578852
it is all over.
>>69578828
and ring girls
>>69578852
Spike TV
>>69578626
>Party's over, gramba
>>69578852
It happened, people streamed it before the tape delay time, and then it was streamed again
>literally breaks a guys skull
>catches him in a pokeball as he lays there screaming in agony
fucking christ
>>69578882
right but there is a repeat now?
>>69578849
sure but his wrestling wasn't actually technically impressive nor did he utilize what wrestling skills he had particularly well, especially post-pride.
NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS BETTER SPOIL IT FOR ME
>>69578894
Here lad
http://giostreams.eu/1.html
So who EBI here? Anyone want to get in heemspeak and talk about Spicy Rollers?
>>69578892
nigger gotta have his moment, the memey fuck.
>>69578705
It's on now m8, mitrione or venom up next
are irish tats a meme now?
>>69578481
Bless you man.
>>69578710
I've actually avoided spoilerfag for the most part.
>>69578915
Is it the absolute weightclass? Post a stream my nigga
>>69578915
gib strem pl0x
>>69578838
I can give u a fightpass m3u8
wait so they were airing reruns of cops all fucking day on spike and couldnt show it live?
what the fuck
>>69578931
bellator.net
>>69578929
>>69578931
>stream
>not buying fightpass
>>69578939
yes please
>>69578915
Eddie Here
Got to go to one of his seminar a few weeks ago. Pretty pumped to see him compete again.
/irish tears/
>>69578961
>15 posts early
>>69578976
>heem from 4 years ago
>named heem 151
wat happen to u newfag?
>>69578992
Here he comes to spam heem webm's to get to the bump limit so he doesn't get banned
>>69578970
>le number of posts early maymay
for sure keep posting my man
500
>>69579065
not quite lad
the gook who missed weight got his bjj shit on by murican wrestling
>>69579073
501
>tfw no m3u8
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