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Previous thread: >>69566687
News:
>Bork popped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-full-2-5-million-ufc-200-fight-purse
>>69571218
rich piano
https://play.m1global.tv/videoview/4806/m_1_challenge_69_live
we're watching m1
>>69571232
>>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
this isn't the ufc's fault though its brocks fault i don't see why hunt is blaming the ufc for bork cheating?
>>69571254
thanks lad
just woke up
>>69571254
>spoon feeding casuals
IF One Championship got their hands on Rory, would he be in the right weightclass over there to take on Benthony Askren?
>>69571255
>that first comment
And I want ALL of my $60 for the PPV back!
>>69571281
cmon lad you wouldn't have paid to watch the ufc right?
>>69571255
mark's a samoan who unironically believes ''''''jesus''''' is his '''''''lord and savior'''''
he's old af he should retire anyway
>>69571277
It's just Ben, where did you get benthony?
>>69571255
his angle is that they were well aware that he was on the gas and got an exemption until after UFC 200
he seems to think that them allowing that cost him the match, as if he wouldn't have lost he Brock wasn't roided to the gills using his words
I can't wait until Reddit shit like fighter pay and Mark Hunt reparations destroys this sport and we're all watching fuckin' pillow hands again.
>>69571222
She has a black man's lips
>>69571333
>Mark Hunt reparations
haha
>>69571333
MMA sucks anyway
>>69571329
yeah i know that i was just pretending to be stupid
but cmon mark have a look at brock and tell me you think he is a full natty bro? like what did you expect?
>>69571350
Yeah, only UFC is good.
>>69571352
are you trying to trick me
yeah, I mean I think at this point everyone knew he was on the gas, though honestly even if he wasn't on the gas I don't think it would've gone any different, it's not like Brock would've shrunk down to lanklet levels of skinny, probably would've taken him down just the same that night
>>69571345
I'd still hit it
A bit cringy.
I got Li Morrison.
Fucking USADA. Fuck PED testing.
Lesnar and Bones are entertaining, even if it's just to cheer against them. I want to be entertained. I want the performance to be enhanced. In what context would I ever not want a performance to be enhanced?
>>69571345
she is technically 100% lithuanian right? both of her parents were born there and moved to the USA
she wishes she was black that's for damn sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9re9SLS2IU
>>69571222
literally nothing
andrey has some eddgelord emo song kek
>>69571432
Your opponent's performNce brah.
>>69571432
Because it's a combat sport and the fighter's safety takes priority over your entertainment, faggot
>>69571475
>Mfw idiot casuals on here thought Paige VanZant would beat her
Who you got?
>People believe that because Mark Hunt is fat, he must be natty.
>>69571471
I showed a Lithuanian friend of mine her name and they were very confused actually. Apparently its an ancient old ass name thats not common.
>>69571475
watch this fight, or even just a highlight video
paige's '''''''''''''boxing''''''''''' is funny
>mfw Mark Hunt wanted to leave the UFC a while ago because of Risin anyway
>>69571507
>Discount Jon Fitch on the left
>>69571502
I don't remember that being the case
I don't remember it not being the case either though
>>69571502
I thought Paige's wrestling would dominate over Rose's striking and jiu-jitsu. I was very wrong.
What's the natty limit, brehs?
>>69571513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtXJtzOaZQ
'''Lithuanian grandmothers ghetto n shit''''
this really is the worst country
>>69571432
>I want the performance to be enhanced.
It is.
>>69571538
http://www.leangains.com/2010/12/maximum-muscular-potential.html
>>69571538
Michael Bisping looks natty.
>>69571538
The sky is the limit.
>>69571432
want to start a promotion?
>>69571538
we'll never know
reminder that the pudgy barnett was busted for steroids three times in pre-usada times
>>69571538
Roy Nelson
>>69571538
I am.
>>69571412
i reckon he would of been more flabby and less cut but the outcome would of been the same
>>69571607
>Idiots think Roy Nelson is natty just because he's fat.
Can he do it?
lads my stream is lagging can a few of you guys log out
thanks in advance
>>69571655
nope
>>69571655
he literally can't do worse than bader
>>69571655
He got dropped by OSP, Rumble hits much harder.
>>69571689
prove it
>>69571651
Reminder that Pfister was winning this fight on the ground until one of the worst stand ups ever
>>69571489
PRIDE didn't test, they allowed soccer kicks as well.
Strangely enough, they weren't known for fighters dying or getting injured, any more than any other promotion, although they did have a fixed fight here and there.
>>69571550
How is anything enhanced by removing Bones, Lesnar, Romero, Machida, Cro Cop and whoever the hell else they recently busted? They're entertaining as hell.
WHO WILL GET POPPED NEXT?
MY BET IS FOR ALDO
>>69571710
Prove what?
>>69571489
>muh safety
lol if that's the argument just ban the sport
>>69571762
kailin curran will get popped for being a qt
>>69571777
trips confirm
>>69571777
she looks like a monkey with diarrhea skin
Sucks for WME, they just bought UFC and all their stars are getting popped.
>>69571732
The guys who fought in Pride's bodies are waaaay worse off. Watch smashing machine
>>69571651
Sage consistently struggles with the bottom of the barrel fighters, he'll never be the star the UFC wants him to be. Can't wait until the day he gets really violently HEEM'd. Barbarena will always be my boy for exposing this goof
All drugs should be allowed. If you die you die. Unironically. I hate statists.
>>69571830
he's only 20 goof
>>69571811
I'll take a look at it tomorrow (out right now), but Kerr fought all over the place.
whatif everyone who didn't get popped were actually natty? ooh, ever think of that?
>>69571732
Most people who fought in PRIDE sound punch drunk beyond belief and have deflated bodies. Also extended PED use makes you more likely to drop dead from a random heart attack.
>>69571830
He was sick in both his last outings and Colbey wasn't there to nurse him back to health.
>it's an outdoors M-1 card episode
WHERE THE SLUTS AT??????????????
anyone made a list of Just Bleed fights?
kidding about the just bleed
i wouldn't mind if they kept the rules used in the UFC and allowed PEDs
i'd rather have soccer kicks banned but EPO allowed for example
Lads, who is the natty goat?
>>69571856
gary goodridge comes to mind
>>69571856
>Most people who fought in PRIDE sound punch drunk beyond belief and have deflated bodies
That's because they're old fighters. PRIDE has been defunct for about a decade, they were fighting for awhile at that point and most continued to fight.
Look at Chuck Liddell or Tim Sylvia, they're not doing too well either.
>>69571876
just pride rules and no questions asked about peds
is the way to go
rizin will be the future
>>69571880
GSP
>sUPERHEAVYWEIGHT BOUt
>>69571762
sage northcutt
>>69571880
dominick cruz
fuck usada
>>69571777
literally looks like a monkey m8
>>69571915
lel
>>69571937
>five year layoff, comes back, beats champion
>natty
>>69571939
wat the fuck is going on there? looks legit though
>>69571915
>B-but I have photographic evidence that he's got muscles!!!!
>>69571939
Wonder who else they'll bring in... King Mo likely, Phil Davis too maybe?
>>69571763
clay guida and brian ortega
>>69571974
>mighty manlet
>>69571966
There's another fighter with a bye, I'm guessing Fedor
Jiri Prochazka too, that's a guy RIZIN has really got behind
Remember when Aldo ran from that drug test in Brazil?
>>69571989
I've really liked what I've seen of Jiri
I expected Nemkov to be the big breakthrough initially, that hasn't really been the case though
MEME-1 GLOBAL: NIGGER AND THE SHEEPS
>>69571959
nobody is natty m8
someone make a web-m of the M-1 black guy wandering the fields in a cloak plz
i think this is gunna be a fun fight lads
lost it at the kenny intro
>>69572014
Yeah, Nemkov has shown promise, the guy that beat him, Albrektsson, has potential too
>>69572003
Who cares lad. We /usda/ now and he still memed frankie.
>>69572024
this cracked me up
>>69571945
She Googled "Paige VanZant paparazzi" and that's the only pic she found :,(
>representing american top team
this gon b gud
>>69572057
kek
>>69572057
WE WUZ SHEPHERDS N' SHIET
>>69572057
thank you based ausfag perfect
>>69571760
Lol they only got busted because drug tests are getting better and they weren't prepared for it. The UFC has no problem with steroids, they just say that they do for politics.
>>69572003
he took the drug test. it was discarded because usada is to dumb to get a work visa
i think that HEEM FC 1 has to be an outdoor event
>>69572077
I dunno man they hired the guy who busted Lance Armstrong. And now nobody gives a shit about bicycling. This could be a huge mistake.
>>69572057
Based m8
>>69572057
KENNY vs BROCC
WHEN
Why is there scat all over /sp/
Main event, remember to send Kenny your power
>>69572100
Novitsky loves taking big scalps, catching Jones probably gave him the biggest hardon he's had in years
>From Estonia
EDGESTONIA IS DAT U
Kenny "DEUCE" Garner
Bellator is starting in 50 bings. It's being aired on a tape delay. I will be posting spoilers throughout this thread.
>>69572130
janitors and mods have been deleting all the generals forcing everyone to make 3 or 4 new threads until they are finally left up
people got pissed off so now you have what is pretty much a "clean muh shit up" threads
Anyone else lagging when putting this shit on fullscreen?
>tfw Matt Hughes is the first to get fired under the new WME era as he is completely unnecessary
>Chuck is also fired
>>69572154
It's on Channel 5 here which is a pretty big channel
>>69572138
I think you have a good point there
Remember how in the first 3 months of USADA they tested Ronda like 5 times?
And didn't test Claudia until she got her title fight, then suddenly 3 times.
>>69572138
But I don't think he'll stop. It's going to ruin the UFC.
>>69572171
You're still getting it on an hour delay. I'll be posting spoilers live.
How many bongs till bellator early prems?
I've seen children lock in better americanas
Is Kenny Garner ATT's shittest fighter
>>69572158
But why did the Janis did that?
>>69572079
>Drug Free Sport collector Ben Mosier, who was working on behalf of NAC, was detained by a Brazilian federal police officer, who was training at Aldo's Nova Uniao gym June 11. Mosier was found to have the incorrect work visa for collecting urine samples. Sampaio became involved after being contacted by Aldo's coach Andre Pederneiras and he would not let the collection happen unless it was overseen by CABMMA.
>Mosier was allowed to monitor the collection June 12, but Aldo was more than two hours late to the gym for the process and, Guinty wrote, that Sampaio accommodated him by pushing back the deadline for shipping the sample. Aldo also dropped and spilled the first sample taken June 12, so the useable sample wasn't finally procured three hours after it was supposed to be, according to Guinty in the report.
>>69572189
Now that Kimbo is kill yes
>>69572203
True
Kimbo never beat GURAM
>>69572180
Why
>>69572197
i dunno like yesterday we had to make 4 heem threads after each one was deleted and other general threads have been deleted as well
the mod is just being autistic and things he doesn't like he tries to delete is the only way i can see it
>""""""American"""""" Top Team
>Ran by a brazilian in Florida,Cuba
>>69572198
Let's say Aldo was trying to hide something, what kind of substance could it be if in 3 hours becomes undetectable?
>>69572218
To inform.
>>69572231
Yeah well I'd appreciate it if you didn't
>>69572221
>Florida,Cuba
Kekxico in charge
anyone have a live bellashit stream?
These main cards are only 4 fights. I'll take picks for 5 or 6 of them though---do you want 5 or 6 and which fights?
Holly Holm vs. Valentina Shevchenko
Edson Barboza vs. Gilbert Melendez
Francis Ngannou vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Felice Herrig vs. Kailin Curran
Frankie Saenz vs. Eddie Wineland
Alex Oliveira vs. James Moontasri
Darren Elkins vs. Godofredo Pepey
Kamaru Usman vs. Alexander Yakovlev
Michel Prazeres vs. J.C. Cottrell
Héctor Urbina vs. George Sullivan
Jim Alers vs. Jason Knight
Luis Henrique vs. Dmitry Smolyakov
NO KENNY NOOOOOOOO
>>69572234
I humbly decline your request.
>M-1 """"""""""""""Global""""""""""""""
>There's unironically bigger crows in pee wee league baseball
>>69572236
not sure if retarded or just spaniard
>>69572246
do main card + fight pass prelim headliner + FS1 headliner
>>69572229
They could have put him on an IV, given him a masking agent, switched samples, etc.
>>69572198
Literally everyone is on something lad. As long as they can still perform after usda i really dont care.
>>69572250
how are you watching live? i can't find anything live?
>>69572253
>Argentina calling Spain retard
>Literally caught your whole tax scheme
>>69572257
>>69572246
this
this seems like a good system to use in the future if you insist on doing more than the 4 fight main card
>>69572283
i like this idea
>>69572154
lol bellashit doesn't start for 8hrs + i just checked the website your retarded friends
>>69572258
Switched samples it's impossible because you have to pee and show your dick to the commisioner and there is also the blood test.
The other 2 are possible but difficult to prove because if that was the case the commision could have obviously seen the marks of the IV or found the masking agent in his bloodstreams.
C'mon Kenny, C'mon, C'mon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10761027
hello everyone, enjoy this quality reddit meme xD
>>69572181
This fight was so awesome made groovy banana an instant star with a loss
>>69572246
Just do the main card cuz it's a shit card
>>69572303
>implying McGOAT won't heem Nate in the rematch
you haters are something else...
>>69572299
>Found the masking agents
Kek
>I don't know what glass IVs are
Kek
>Impossible
After 3 hours in Brazil, nothing is
>>69572301
UNA VELA
>>69572274
>caught
>gets 21 months of "jail", keeps playing and getting millions by the day
people outside of spain couldn't care less except for redditors.
>>69572308
if i'm gonna do it i'm doing at least 5 fights, unless you or someone else wants to
you fight like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>69572330
>caught
>gets 21 months of "jail", keeps playing and getting millions by the day
>still flopping in finals
Honestly, i'm sure this feels worse than 7-0, at least they tried.
>>69572341
oh how could you say that just after the orlando shooting and such where all those gays died
completely insensitive and offensive
>>69572325
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 of the fights involve Haley Holm and Katie Curran
>>69572057
who the fk is this fatty
Has Kenneth Garden ever trained BJJ?
Boring fight there
why isn't mma in the olympics yet?
>>69572327
The only way to switch samples is to bribe the american commisioner, but that didn't happened because the story is out.
Explain what is a glass IV and why the masking agent wasn't found in the bloodstream.
>>69572354
>L-look at me folks I'm not PC at all!!!!
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>69572354
cormier is a literal cuck
>>69572341
Kek
>>69572349
>still flopping in finals *with the NT
>still a millionare
>still gonna be remembered as one of the best
He will be ok
whats that flag
smells like kebab
>>69572384
>>69572387
completely fedora posts enjoy your cuck hero anders being tortured in jail lol
>>69572377
>risking a career ending injury
>for free
>>69572336
Alright I'll do it.
>>69572401
>greek
>calling others kebab
get out of here fancy t*rk
>>69572405
>tortured in jail
lol this isn't florida
Post your fav unranked fighter
>>69572412
I thought your paid you for competing in the Olympics
>>69572377
how would it even be set up? some massive tournament?
>>69572431
*by your country
wewlads
>>69572431
i have no idea, i only watch mma
>>69571218
lmao tony ferguson has no power
>>69572430
le funny weigh in man
hahahahhaha too slow for his fat weight division to small for his ideal weight division
>>69572423
hey ese nice meme you got there vato
>>69572377
it would have to be pussified to the extreme
no elbows, maybe knockdown rules like in boxing and more
you know Hendo vs Lombard? that kind of shit can't happen at the olympics
>>69572473
true. Plus there is no way a few days is adequate recovery time for a proper mma bout
>>69572431
only if you live in a corrupt 3rd world shithole
wish i didn't have shitty internet and could stream
currently watching strikeforce
eddie bravo tonight
>>69572442
Same way boxing is. Qualifiers to get in, each country has max one entrant per weight class, and then an eliminator tournament.
>>69572572
cool
Is bellator on tape delay tonight? Or are they making the fights fight late.
what does a fighter's dog say about them?
>>69572263
I'm going to repost spoilers from Twitter that journalists live tweet
>>69572295
That is the tape delay start time for the US. Fights are starting in 10 bings.
>>69572601
people who don't know much about dogs will shit on each fighters dog i would guess
>>69572625
stream?
>>69572625
why are they not showing it live?
>>69572642
It isn't being played live anywhere. Will be on UK tv on an hour delay.
Bellator 158 - Daley vs. Lima pits Paul Semtex Daley vs Douglas The Phenom Lima fight in O2 Arena, London, England on Jul 16, 2016
COME ON MR. COKER GIVE US BELLATOR RIGHT NOW U BITCH
gonna need a link for that Bellator lads...
>>69572643
Because Coker and bellator have a retarded strategy of trying to get a foothold in foreign markets before being established in the largest market in the world (USA) yet.
>>69572181
Is groovy banana boy tier?
They better give Mark Hunt all of Brock's moniez xD
>>69572674
>>69572671
>>69572654
like just show it live then show a tape delay during u.s. prime time seems retarded not too
>>69572701
why even go on that site
How would Joe Rogan do roasting black athletes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E
Watching Lellator, close to ringside but can't see shit
rate my chicken fajita with fresh guacamole /heem/
(sorry couldn't get a picture)
>>69571218
Wtf is wrong with you
>>69572752
So you basically squashed an avocado into a chicken sandwich?
>>69572703
this is what they're doing
the times for the tape delay are in the op
Michael Shipman defeats Dom Clark via anaconda choke in the first round
Pietro Menga defeats Spencer Hewitt via knockout early in the first round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCge3owoyfQ
durian on brock bresnars test
>>69572750
are you part of the press?
>>69572761
nope, you filthy savage you
>>69572773
no they aren't showing a live stream just a tape delay its fucking dumb
>>69572781
No sitting right behind them and they are blocking my view, I moved seats for now.
Is there even a single booked MW bout in the next couple of months? It's the most stacked division yet there's nothing on.
Fuck you bellator.
>>69572797
Yes?
Stream plz anyone
>>69572803
i mean just show a live stream of the event and then show the event on tv during prime time
that way you wont lose to many tv viewers
but this tape delayed shit is retarded and defeates the purpose of having international events
Is /heem/ for /sp/xit or /sp/ay? Keep in mind these guys are for leave
Dana White
Daniel Cormier
GSP
Conor
Diaz Bros
Vannata
Wonderboy
many more
>>69572730
It's way better than 4Chan for one.
Any link at all even the delay? Can't get spike in Aus :(
Bellator is happening right now, but it won't be streamed until the times in the OP because of a tape delay
People might try to spoil it on /heem/
>>69572750
awesome bud, have fun
>>69572833
>try
It's not very hard
See>>69572776
>>69572830
the way that heem threads are being deleted by mods willy nilly im for /sp/xit but i know thats an unpopular opinion
>>69572830
Fuck off you stupid aspie
All 3 judges just gave a 10-8 round, seems that they are becoming more willing to do so.
>>69572830
I used to be for it, until I actually looked around /asp/
We don't want to be in the same retard pen as /wwe/, trust me
WORKING LIVE STREAM HERE
WORKING LIVE STREAM HERE
WORKING LIVE STREAM HERE
Luiz Tosta vs Dean Garnett is declared a majority draw. (29-7 Tosta, 28-28
So when is bellator on British tv?
Has England's brave Liam McGeary been booked to defend his Bellator LHW title yet?
>>69571900
ONE rules are the best of both worlds and they also use a cage. If they allowed peds it would be the perfect setup.
>>69572905
i agree one is the best rules in mma
Haha, joke's on people posting spoilers, I don't know anyone's names. How many bings?
>>69572905
Does ONE even test?
>>69572924
Don't worry m8, I'll repost spoilers when the fights are starting on the tape delay to make sure everyone is as informed as possible.
>>69572924
6 bongs 45 bings
Jason Radcliffe defeats Jack Mason via knockout in 14 seconds of the first
Jason Radcliffe defeats Jack Mason via knockout in 14 seconds of the first
Jason Radcliffe defeats Jack Mason via knockout in 14 seconds of the first
Jason Radcliffe defeats Jack Mason via knockout in 14 seconds of the first
>>69572950
who? who?
>>69572950
Come on bud don't be a douche.
>>69572956
The maincard is when it gets gud
>>69572956
>hairy big arms
disgusting
>>69572956
That pupper's on steroids.
>>69572966
Not an argument.
Less than 2 bongs to maincard lads
>>69571869
his last fight fucking sucked
>>69572987
IDK lad, I enjoyed it. Watching him escape the armbar was nice to see after his panic tap last fight.
>>69573027
Wasnt even a full armbar
>>69573027
I was just fucking glad he won. And yes I forgot about that armbar, that was nice, you're right.
who /jits/ here?
>tfw i felt some dude's arm crack yesterday
fucking retard kek
>>69572973
lowtest detected
>>69573089
>ywn use your slick jitz to protect your qtπgf from muzzie terrorists
just heem me now
I have to brush hog the thistle bushes near our house today boys and I don't wanna do it
>qtπgf
>>69573114
Try your jits on a truck bro.
>>69573114
I thought Australia had lebanese vs people battle royals on the regular?
>>69573115
Y not? Sounds real easy.
Just grab a beer and go at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJyJwlQxvhg
>>69573149
i could probably tap out one of those tricycle motorcycles old people like
Post entrance songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAuE3mJdpv0
>>69573178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8
>>69573161
There are lot of bees all over the thistles because they have a big purple flower on them, and I have to go really slow too
so I'll probably be all godamn day
>>69573178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzEbm7yup7g
t. pinche pocho
>>69573178
https://youtu.be/b09asWzbeBw
>>69573178
Do fighters have to pay for the entrance songs that they pick?
>>69573212
No, the stadiums have some kind of arrangement to play music
Nathaniel Wood taps out Chase Morton via RNC late in the 3rd round.
Nathaniel Wood taps out Chase Morton via RNC late in the 3rd round.
Nathaniel Wood taps out Chase Morton via RNC late in the 3rd round.
Nathaniel Wood taps out Chase Morton via RNC late in the 3rd round.
>>69573146
I like it. Feels bad Kav got literally cucked. He was the DC to Vics Jones
>>69573222
end your life
>>69573178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
>>69573178
>entrance
To your butthole?
>>69573233
Her ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter.
>Gum?
dude $2,500,000 lmao
Why do retards think P4P should be based on a hypothetical fantasy match up instead of resume?
>>69573278
The entire concept of pound for pound is hupothetical you retard
Which fighter is literally you?
>>69573286
*hypothetical"
>>69573278
Because the Japanese circuit is rigged as fuck.
>>69573297
>Which fighter is literally you?
Brock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJYgOwzs-0A
>this unironically happened
why isn't claudia suicidal like ronda?
>>69573305
IS FAKE
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FAKE
Gabi
>>69573297
Dominick
>>69573286
There's nothing hypothetical about comparing success when taking level of competition into account. Only when you say "if le featherweight was 265 pounds would he beat Stipe".
>>69573318
Because Ronda had never lost or even been close to losing. Claudia's lost to JJ twice now.
Side note: Shevchenko beat JJ in a kickboxing match.
>>69573326
sauce?
>>69573339
>theres nothing hypothetical other than the only relevant thing
Chamatkar Sandhu @SandhuMMA 2m2 minutes ago
Ok somebody get Danny Mitchell some cheescake because he just tapped out Meeks with a sweet twister. #Bellator158
any bongs got a gif?
>>69571939
Lmao.
>The fat asiam guy from Michael jacksons" black or white" music video vs jonah hill
>>69573326
would suck her mock penis
>>69573318
Ronda's mom forced her to become something she is not. Claudia had to go behind her mom's back to do what she loves.
>>69573354
>hurr durr I am this retarded
Good to know, lad. Good to know.
>>69573352
It's Gabi Garcia, she's fighting Mirko Cro Cop in Rizin soon.
>>69573347
>Because Ronda had never lost or even been close to losing
Pretty sure she lost in the Lolympics
It's because Ronda ate all of her hype, people like Rogan, Dana and Chocula were saying outrageous shit that she could do, not to mention the normies who saw her at some random night show where the guy kept saying she would smash any living thing ever, she's obviously a spoiled brat who can't handle setbacks and deserves the euthanasia.
conornate2 will be a fucking war
>>69573364
Nobody that's an athlete as a child actually enjoys training. Everyone enjoys the status they get from it, everyone enjoys winning, but training is hell unless you're doing it wrong.
>>69573384
>It's because Ronda ate all of her hype, people like Rogan, Dana and Chocula were saying outrageous shit that she could do, not to mention the normies who saw her at some random night show where the guy kept saying she would smash any living thing ever, she's obviously a spoiled brat who can't handle setbacks and deserves the euthanasia.
good post Alijandro
>>69573384
>Pretty sure she lost in the Lolympics
In judo. She thought that she was untouchable in MMA. I read her book while I was working at a bookstore and she was completely convinced that she would never lose a match.
>>69573376
Jesus.
>>69573413
She reminds me of Buzz Lightyear on a drag
>>69573413
100% natty
>Come onto /heem/ and there are people saying Hunto shouldn't be compensated in any way
The Brock Lesnar WWE bandwagon crowd must still be here in great force or else I'm fucking sickened.
>>69573404
I've argued for a long time that achieving great success in MMA is just as much mental as it is physical, and that means more than most people think at first.
If you read GSP's book, you see what the mind of a true champion should be like. Ronda 100% drank her own kool aid. A champion should never, ever buy into their own hype, that is so retarded it's ridiculous to even think about.
>Rogan says you're not a once in a lifetime athlete, but a once in EVER
>actually believe it
>>69573413
>>69573326
Eat clen and tren hard from child.
>>69573460
What did you expect honestly?
>>69573460
>Hunto shouldn't be compensated in any way
No one has been compensated because their opponents were juicing
It's all looks like some scheme for a pacific islander to get even more gibsmedats
>>69573413
still more natural than the asians
Based mark
>>69573472
They should've is what I'm saying
>>69573460
Hunt made more for 15 minutes of getting smacked around than 90% of the audience will have made in the next decade. Nigga BEEN compensated.
>>69573413
I wanna fuck her hard.
>>69573460
he just got half a million Liam
>>69573481
I think Hunt is actually the saltiest motherfucker EVER to lose in the UFC
>>69573483
You are right, seems too far fetched though, maybe after this they'll legislate that concept.
>>69573490
Has Rizin put on a competitive fight yet?
>>69573472
This is my issue. This is zero precedent for this. He should sue if he thinks he was wronged.
>>69573481
#bitchboii
>>69573463
This. Unironically, though.
>>69573499
>>69573485
That was agreed before Brock was caught out but you both know that and you're both being obtuse
>>69573481
very christian like
post some Tecia
>>69573481
so fucking salty
>>69573481
>He actually thinks he deserves half of Bork's purse
>>69573518
that's not how the business works you blithering zilch
>>69573518
I unironically believe that Hunt has made more than enough from this fight and that if he genuinely wanted to punish cheating, rather than was just trying to make money, that he would ask for Brock's purse to be donated either to USADA to increase the frequency of tests or to a brain damage charity.
#fuckhunt
#saltygatekeeper
#supercan
BELLATOR STREAM FUCKING WHERE
who is your definitive boy
there can only be one
>>69573563
Mate it's not being televised for hours
>>69573549
But that's how it should work you fucking idiot
>>69573564
Adan Mohamad Elmi detected
>Holly Holm was the only """good""" fighter that she beat
Yikes!
>>69573569
then they will have to change their contracts
they can't legally take brock's money
they can't arbitrarily give Mark X amount of money and set a precedent during the middle of a drug test failure
http://www.strawpoll.me/10761829
>>69573564
Boring wrestlefag tbqh. Even his opponents get bored.
>>69572748
rogan the cuck would get scared of people calling him a racist so he would probably dive head first onto the nearest black athletes lap
fucking anti white cuck faggot rogan. I hope he gets fucking killed
>>69573569
According to Rebbitors.
>>69573460
Yeah cause you're obviously a big MMA fan, I'm always seeing your flag round here
>>69573564
I love khabib habibi
Reminder that it's /mandrama/ to be against enforcing made up rules because muh walkoff meme journeyman.
Why does this subhuman russian sandnigger "Kebab Normiegoobsmelol" talk so much shit? He hasn't beat anyone relevant in 2 years
>>69573564
>Only notable win was against RDA 3 years ago
YIKES!
>>69573588
Oh wow, this is more difficult than I thought. It's really between Aldo, Hunt, and Cockhold. Ronda was just suicidally depressed.
this whole lellator card is on the sauce
>>69573588
bigg rigg
>>69573628
Because we all know he would poop on everybody in the division if he wasn't at the Annihilated Knees Academy.
>>69573246
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
wow this is racist
>>69573662
He's right though.
>>69573698
Proven fake.
Lads Mark Hunt is not happy
Dana statement when
>>69573748
Damn, what happened?
THis musical beast vs a fighter of your choice. Who wins?
>>69573761
he got shrekt by brock lesnar and then brock got caught on da gas.
>>69573779
Yeah, i meaned what happened to him, why is he so mad this time?
The 2 other times he was mad but not this mad
Seems like he wants a little more money
>>69573622
Was he dating the ref's daughter?
>>69573790
>Pacific Islanders asking for gibsmedat is new
>>69573790
>meaned
*meant
>>69573790
He might be pissed that the UFC used their power to exempt Brock from typical testing rules and had them fight before his tests had even returned.
OFFICIAL WORST FLAGS IN /HEEM/ POWER RANKINGS:
1. Germany
2. France
3. Spain
4. Sweden
5. Mexico
6. Ireland
7. Netherlands
8. Greece
9. Malaysia
10. Russia
.
.
.
9001. Canada
9002. America
9000001. Britain
9000002. Australia
90000000001. Serbia
90000000002. Croatia
900000000000000000000001. Bangladesh
>>69573814
jebem ti mater
>>69573814
>croatia
wgaf
>>69573811
This, coupled with the fact that he lost and has had to fight like three cheaters in a row now
>>69573814
>croatians
>humans
>>69573814
>Mexico not number 1
Shit list
>>69573830
>nigel intensifies
>>69573834
To be fair, Mark also thought jiu jitsu was cheating for the first decade of his career.
>>69573853
>argentinan ot even relevant enough to be posted
Top fucking kek faggot
>>69573814
forgot Brazilians and Italians, Italians good, BRs inoffensively dumb
>>69573056
>Wasnt even a full armbar
LMAO
>>69573910
That technique needs some work
http://www.strawpoll.me/10762017
>>69573900
italy is based af desu
>>69573910
LOOKS like a full on armbar but the positioning isn't good enough, his feet aren't supposed to go there and it looks like he could close his knees more, he didn't put Sage's hand correctly either.
>>69572003
>get USADA agent deported from country
>spill piss sample like it's the fucking three stooges
total natty moves here
Is this the best KO in MMA history?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jNiNqZlDz0
Who is the handsomest motherfucker in mma?
>>69573954
Still, it's not like Sage could see that that was the case. It'd be entirely reasonable to tap in that situation if you were more concerned about your health than winning.
>>69573969
Not Werdum.
>>69573969
Let's get real.
>>69573969
Obviously Lucc
>>69573973
He probably didn't feel it tight, a good armbar starts being uncomfortable with the position alone (arm in thigh) before even applying pressure
>>69573984
is he on the juice in this pic
>>69573984
That scar in his chest looks like heart surgery done in mexico.
>>69573968
How did a largely untrained giganigger with only a background in fucking arm wrestling even know to sprawl and go for a crucifix let alone do it so fluidly in his very first fight?
>>69573992
He is on the Weidman's sister pussy juice
>>69574007
He probably did some wrestling.
>>69574007
iirc that was the only thing thaught to him by that McDojo that gifted him the gi
>>69573814
what did I do ? :_:
>>69574007
monkey see monkey do, some people watch others and have an easy time applying it
>guys listen I know my record isn't the best, nor should I be proud to a guy who had a disease and was inactive for over 5 years but I deserve some of his money
>>69574039
It's probably because of that autistic French shitposter who is now posing as Spain
>>69574041
That's the stupidest thing i ever read on /heem/
>yfw lellator is so shit their live coverage of the UK show is an hour behind the actual event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOysThn39Zw
Is DC really that upset?
>>69574103
I believe it. He's been focused pretty much solely on this match for months.
>>69574103
Yes.
>>69574056
I think you'd be surprised
Danny Mitchell tapped out Meeks with a twister.
29-28, 30-27, 30-26 in favour of James Mulheron with the unanimous decision victory over Neil Grove
Manuel Garcia defeats Alex Reid via unanimous decision 30-27, 30-27, 30-26
Danny Mitchell tapped out Meeks with a twister.
29-28, 30-27, 30-26 in favour of James Mulheron with the unanimous decision victory over Neil Grove
Manuel Garcia defeats Alex Reid via unanimous decision 30-27, 30-27, 30-26
Danny Mitchell tapped out Meeks with a twister.
29-28, 30-27, 30-26 in favour of James Mulheron with the unanimous decision victory over Neil Grove
Manuel Garcia defeats Alex Reid via unanimous decision 30-27, 30-27, 30-26
>>69574169
Who's?
>>69574115
>>69574116
Is he upset about the paycheck.
>>69574189
Yeah and his legacy too.
His one loss was to Jones
>>69574178
Don't worry, maincard is getting started now youll probably recognize some names there
>>69574169
thanks m8
>>69574189
He will literally never get to avenge his only MMA loss against Jones, because Jones will be banned for 2-4 years and Cormier will be too old.
>>69574189
Part of it sure, he hasn't fought in a year. Mainly it was a shot to prove he ain't a bitch who Jon made cry.
>>69574169
didn't read lol
how much do you think Coker is paying Lennox Lewis to show up to smellytor events?
>>69574169
>spoiling literally wgaf
Kek
https://mobile.twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/754381889440448512/video/1
Is he your boy?
>>69574265
brehs..
>>69574209
> STILL made him cry by pulling out
Poetry.
>no more PRIDE
kill me now senpai
>>69574103
He's 37, it was now or never for him to beat Jones.
>>69573622
his arms went limp, his eyes rolled back a few times and the ref has the best seat in the house and still doesn't stop it, this sport is brutal in the amateur world.
>>69574312
how do I achieve this mode
>>69574347
steroids
Is Nate on roids?
>>69574347
Gorilla cum.
>>69574358
Of course, he said everyone is on shit, and he didn't took himself out of that.
>>69574358
he doesn't have the brain cells to handle them
>>69574347
100 push ups
A DAY!!!
Why did Yoel get fucked with the rankings but not Jones,Machida,Lesnar,Mir.
Does pretending to be a pokemaster count as being the hero of my own movie?
>>69573814
This list is wrong because all of you guys are great
There's a Sambo gym here lads. Should I sign up? Their website is a cyrillic shitstorm. I wonder if they'll just beat my ass without me learning anything.
>>69574409
racism
>>69574421
Worst case you have a shitty couple of hours, best case scenario you join the russian mob. Go try a session.
>>69574409
Jones did drop in the rankings.
Joe Rogan says be the hero of your own movie.
GSP says you shouldn't be the hero of your own movie.
Who do I believe?
>>69574420
You're lovely Ameribro
>>69574462
Jon Jones. He said you should be the villain of your own movie.
>>69574462
GSP said that he was abducted by aliens, Rogan says that Alpha-Brain is a legitimate health care product. Don't believe their lies.
>>69574462
joe rogan is a wannabe
GSP was an undisputed champion
pretty easy choice
is this thread spoiler free
Why is everyone so mean to Brock Lesnar? He's a white boy and jacked, deal with it.
>>69574501
I'll spoiler you, muzzie. Believe you me, buddy.
>>69574462
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Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>>69574465
always a pleasure to post with heem bros during and even when there are no events
always feel comfy even with the bantz and shitposting here and there
bisking bless
>>69574501
snake kills dumbledore
>>69574569
Dumbledore killed Dumbledore desu
>>69574569
https://youtu.be/4x_WUb68RQo?t=1m43s
>>69574624
I sincerely hope this nigger got fired.
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
WE /MAINCARD/ NOW
>>69574655
i thought james "conor mcgregor" gallagher was supposed to be main card
>>69574642
it was still happening pretty frequently when all the other books came out
hell there was a site who had it flashing in large red colors on the main page all the spoilers for the last book. this was before "memes" of course
Just imagine if MMA HWs could box like real niggas from the 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nJMKASSOBw
>>69574684
That was the first fight of the maincard
>>69574709
imagine those real niggas from the 90s getting wrestlefucked to a 30-27 UD
>>69574624
how long ago was this
>>69574725
2 years of takedown defence training would do it
>>69574746
awhile back man this used to be a running joke on a few places
>>69574780
>17 posts early
got to time dat jab
>>69574780
your disgrace
>>69574801
fuk u goof
>>69574624
how big of a pussy do you have to be to be afraid of harry potter geeks
I'd do a walk-by with a megaphone instead of some drive-by faggotry
>>69574828
i think you'd be surprised
i think they'd fuck you up
>>69571597
>Cody "The Sister" Pfister
What did he mean by this?
>>69574864
>not giving your sister a helping hand when she begs you for it
talk about being inconsiderate
>>69574864
you laugh now but he'll be laughing when he gets da gold
>>69574905
Well deserved loss imo. Jones should have just submitted Hamill.
>>69574964
i agree
the illegal elbows caused the stoppage, which should result in a disqualification
>>69574335
That's Bellator m8, the second largest MMA promotion on the planet.
>>69575012
Only Robbery Lawler can win a fight with a 30 second flurry after getting outstruck and held against a cage the whole fight.
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