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Previous thread: >>69562024
News:
>Bork popped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Hunt wants half of Brock's purse or to be released by UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
no schaub first?
fik
Brock did nothing wrong
schaub is gay
>>69564599
on the actual thread
>>69564560
which kind of competitions out there are 100% clean?
I guess shit like competitive chess is clean and something like intellectual debates, those things are impossible to cheat
Money, mewvment, bunda, memes
Deez are tings dat motivate me.
>>69564546
For a guy as jacked and active as Cirkunov?
Unlikely
>>69564558
Lmao dont be bitter, Mark
>>69564617
Only thing id imagine they test for in chess is adderall or something like that
>>69564644
I wonder if they even test for nootropics in chess
I'm not familiar with the procedures
[spoiler]
real new thread:
>>69564629
[/spoiler]
When is he getting popped?
>>69564662
nobody's going to use your thread even if they dislike me bud
http://www.strawpoll.me/10757496
so based Hunto was right about Bork being laced to the gills after all top kek
>mfw Mark Hunt gets half of Brock's purse for this
>Brock BTFO again
>>69564694
>Not a big draw
>Durr hurr gibbe dats
>>69564684
I don't think Ronda will be the same mentally after she lost or physically after USADA
Nunes via Holm permaending the meme
>>69564684
her friend looks like miesha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzYfSYq9SlE
Do you think they'll ever be able to work up a fight as much as this was?
>white people
>gaining any muscle without cheating
is anyone surprised?
Thank you based USADA
post dank submissions
Maki Pitolo fights tomorrow on the VFC card, he fights a lot like Max Holloway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4mOMKFdNk
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Andrews_Nakahara_vs_Maki_Pitolo_VFC_49_Part_1/10125691
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Andrews_Nakahara_vs_Maki_Pitolo_VFC_49_Part_2/10125692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW6CEdho658
Will the rematch be different?
>>69564710
I wish the UFC got Askren, even if it was just for a quick heem then he's cut. He shit talked Dana, he's banned as long as zuffa owns the UFC I guess
>Please pay attention to me
>>69564743
He's a meme killer, I don't think meme fighters can get around that
>>69564756
you looked at it didn't you pal
hey guise. it's almost 6am and I haven't slept because too much coffee and energydrink earlier
wat do
thank you diary
>>69564700
If McGregor beats Nate and then defends his belt against Aldo. But I doubt that will happen.
>>69564590
Can you imagine the level of Dana's suicide watch if Brock popped before the event alongside Jones? I think he would have pulled the trigger.
>>69564783
>Isnt even on a UFC sleep schedule.
What is it like to be this casual?
>>69564793
>DANIEL CORMIER IS ONE OF THE POUND FOR POUND BEST FIGHTERS TODAY, AND ANDERSON SILVA IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>TRULY A MATCH FITTING TO HEADLINE THE BIGGEST CARD IN UFC HISTORY
>>69564783
Watch some of the fights on the spicy bangers list
t. your heem diary
>>69564783
Watch movies or play some video games, I wouldn't recommend anything that raises your heart rate like fapping or working out cause the caffeine increased your heart rate already and you're on no sleep so it's probably beating faster than usual.
Animal docs like Blue Planet would be cool, Mikko.
>>69564785
MMA is a sport, not pro-wrestling matchmaking scripted entertainment, fuck you cancer
Lando does touchbutt
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468637033785.webm
Cormier must be on the gas too
>guy literally lifts 240~ lbs men all the time and never tires out
>Jon Jones is kill
>Brock Lesnar is kill
>Chris Weidman is kill
>Luke Rockhold is kill
>Chael Sonnen is kill
>BJ Penn is kill
>Gilbert Melendez is kill
What did USADA mean by this?
>inb4 worst korea drafts Super Boy
Sage has been dodging the bullet for some time now, will he ever pop?
>>69564664
Was so glad when my boy Barbarena choked him the fuck out.
Someone post the webm please, I need the orgasmic satisfaction to course vicariously through my warm blood.
>>69564837
>What did USADA mean by this?
>>69564694
if mark actually gets more than a milli for that fight i think its pretty safe to say he was the real biggest winner of 200
>>69564807
dude, i've sacrificed lots of sleep hours for ufc. don't you dare..
>>69564813
>>69564818
thanks dear diary. I'll probably put golf or baseball on the background. it's relaxing
>>69564846
Sage is natty. His dad has been abusing him to be a fitness freak his entire life.
>>69564743
right here spain
>>69564850
>>69564793
>>69564812
what do you mean? tate nunes was the main event and rightfully so :)
>>69564860
He's doing that Russian marital art
Hunt fought like a faggot. He threw like 4 punches the entire second round. Brock's roids didn't beat Hunt. Hunt beat Hunt.
>>69564824
he'll get grapplefucked by the first good wrestler he fights and gas
cap this
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
does a career tomato can with good punching power draw money anyway?
>>69564860
>me in the club
>>69564864
Aw yiss, just saw it.
Fuck, that's so satisfying. Fuck that little cunt, fathered in by uncle Dana.
No mercy whatsoever from Barbarena.
>>69564881
everyone loves hunto
>>69564881
>mfw mark gets more than one million for that 200 performance
USADA is ruining the UFC
>>69564700
rewatching this, how tf did Vitor survive those blows without getting knocked out? His head literally bounces off the canvas like 10 times in this clip.
does >my boy have pillow fists?
>>69564881
>>69564891
>hunt knew all along brock was gonna pop so he didnt even bother training since he was assured to make stacks and get away with the loss
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE FAGGOTS WHO WERE TRYING TO TELL ME BROCK WAS NATTY?
IT WAS QUITE A MULTICULTURAL GROUP AND I DEMAND YOU BRING YOUR DELUDED ASSES HERE AND APOLOGISE THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
>>69564846
Sage is one of the first examples of gene doping in the UFC or any sport. He won't pop because the kind of doping he's doing is literally undetectable.
Semi-tongue in cheek, but Sage's dad is a wealthy former top-tier steroid dealer who's been moulding his kid to be a combat sports champion since he was a baby. If anyone in the UFC is on some next-level sci-fi shit, it's Sage.
>>69564891
i know he's likeable, but do people order ppv's or buy tickets for him? does he normally headline?
>>69564899
chill out brother
>>69564896
THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69564896
I'm glad they're doing this, it's different in other sports because people aren't actively trying to hurt each other. I hope more people get banned.
>>69564896
No, it ruins your chances of being a UFC fighter. I can live with that.
>>69564881
The UFC will be far happier to release him than give him even a quarter of Brock's purse
Not sure what his angle is here, he's not getting the money
>>69564899
no one would say he's natty, that's' pure delusion.
is the UFC the most JUST organization in all of sports?
we dont even know what he tested positive for. it could just be an IV.
>>69564946
It's HIV
>>69564946
>it could just be an IV.
Who would be the most surprising fighter to get popped for PEDs?
It's sad but everyone seems likely, maybe the Diaz brothers?
>>69564681
And that has nothing to do with Cirkunov you fucking moron
>puberty
Then something is very wrong there. That is not a normal part of puberty
>>69564957
an iv full of silverback gorilla blood
>>69564959
Without a doubt the Diaz bros or my boy Dominick Cruz.
Anyone else wouldn't surprise me.
>>69564960
>Acting so aggressive over something you are completely uneducated about
People get gyno as a side effect from puberty. What Im saying is he could have it since his teenage years not necessarily from juicing, you fucking moron.
>>69564988
they're probably already on that Tour De France juice tbqh, just harder if not impossible to tell
t. Vance Legstrong
>>69564899
never said he was natty, just that he was probably smart enough to cycle properly
little did I know he's too big to hide under the cage from all the juice
>>69565005
>Vincent Nutsteadfast
I think it's unfair they took his championships away. Top 20 guys were all juiced to the gills. It's not like they're giving back all the money he made them or the money he raised for cancer.
Fucking millionaires. I wouldn't be one if they paid me to.
>>69564860
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>69564933
perhaps that's his plan, Hunto wants in the Rizin money
>>69564959
That leglockwiz Ryan Hall
>>69565038
So you're saying getting caught was part of his plan?
>>69565044
U V G O R S H
V
G
O
R
S
H
>>69565039
>KILL ME THEN
>CMON MOTHA FUCKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX9QnrZtfc
>>69564824
dropped
Goobie.
Let's face it lads, there's no such thing as the Natty GOAT anymore.
So, who's the PED GOAT?
>>69565103
Ubereem
>>69565103
>there's no such thing as the Natty GOAT anymore.
Bisking too
>mfw no one has the Eddie bravo invitational on the events list
Anybody have that pic of Lando in the purple chopper suit?
>>69565119
>October 29th, 2011
>>69564590
The bellator card starts at 9pm bst, considering that it's in London.
Jesus what a goof.
>>69565130
Delete
>>69565137
No it doesn't you filthy mongrel of a "man". It's 9pm est because Britain can go fuck themselves.
>>69565137
Don't know whether I'll watch it desu
>>69565129
yes
>>69565128
>watching SMA when MMA exists
Roberto Abreu vs. Rafael Lovato Jr. (No Gi) tonight @ Fight to Win 7
>>69564928
Holy shit
I bet you loved pride too didn't you goof
>watching grappling only events ever
I learned my lesson after metamoris and that shit nick diaz no-showed.
>lol he's just a jacked white guy
>he was always big and bulky since high school
>mark fat hunt lol
bork didn't give a shit you plebs he just wanted that pay day and was and always has been roiding
>>69565166
>metamoris
There is your problem
>>69565086
Goofy goober
>>69565166
Watch EBI you goof
>>69565137
>>69565137
Give me a source for those times and I'll change it
I know you don't have one though
psssshhhh shut your mouth around the adults kid
>>69565177
I pay for fight pass and I won't bother watching. I'm also not gonna watch that shit chael sonnen is promoting.
>>69565162
Pride was a meme and so are you.
>>69565186
Then why post at all nigga
>>69565166
>Metamoris
>Expecting a Gracie to deliver on a promise ever
>>69565197
heem loves memes
>>69565197
Oh so you didn't like pride, wow guys we've got a contrarian on out hands.
He must be a real fight fan.
>>69565066
nice vid. good man that Hall dude, extra mention on the perfect double.
>>69565201
because he wanted to tell you he wasn't going to watch your shitty grappling tournies you shitty bjj fag
go to brazil if you wanna be such a brazilboo
Lads can you make some more interesting posts? I fell asleep for a bong or two and now it's 4:33am and I'm not tired so have resorted to/heem/ but you're posting at a slow rate with nothing really engaging
Sort it out
Reminder that no one here is stopping my power double.
Be VERY careful.
>>69564617
>>69564644
Chess tournaments have to worry about players using computers, it came up in the world championship match a decade ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Chess_Championship_2006#Bathroom_controversy
URFIGHT 2 when?
>>69565180
http://www.channel5.com/show/bellator
Goof
>>69565249
Oh, you wanna shoot?
>>69565249
>Implying you would get past my memekick
>>69565243
420blazeit faggot
>>69564664
Sage was clean you goof.
>>69565243
How do you feel about turkeys military coup?
I think democracy is important but apparently they don't like the president because he's too muslimy so maybe it's best they take over.
>>69565249
Enjoy my sprawl as you dump your adrenaline trying to get a takedown that never comes, boy. Don't worry, when I knock you clean unconscious you'll forget about the lactic acid eating away at your legs and arms.
>>69565277
Unfortunately we can't talk like this on /heem/
Janitor gets upset and bans you for off topic.
>This post is MMA related
>>69565288
is this an ad for beef jerky? rofl wtf
>>69565288
>Brock Lesnar the American
>clean drug tests in three different sports over many years and events
>Brock Lesnar the Canuck
>pops the very first event
GSP confirmed for roider.
>>69565249
All I need is well timed knee bro
>>69565288
Brock looks like a burn victem 2bh, all pink and misshapen
>>69565249
shoot on me lad 27 time mundial champion here
>How could this happen to me
>>69565288
Hi, I'm USADA
>>69565263
>>69565309
it's tape delayed for people not in the UK
you're still a retard though pal
>>69565322
He's natty bros
It's just some stupid USADA shit
>>69564899
Never heard anyone say he's natty, he works for the WWE after all. But I figured he'd have known what he was doing enough to not get caught.
Even though he's used steroids, he's still a genetic freak. There are roid monkeys in every gym in the world, but very few Brock Lesnars.
>>69565306
>GSP confirmed for roider.
stay jelly that the literal P4P best mixed martial artist that ever lived was Canadian bud
>>69565288
what do you call that style of dress?
>2 former champs test positive for 200
>none of them are aldo
How about fuck drug tests, fuck no knees to a downed opponent, fuck no headbutts, and we get back to real MMA?
>>69565407
Good luck getting a TV deal
>>69565268
Already have you in half mount. It was that quick.
>>69565285
You are already pressed against the bottom of the cage gasping for air as I rain down VICIOUS ground and pound.
>>69565269
>>69565310
>Throwing kicks/knees on someone who is 6'14" and has a 92" reach
>>69565320
Your accomplishments mean nothing in the octahgun
>>69565400
Don't jinx it
>>69565407
allowing headbutting would ruin grappling honestly
fights that actually exist
>Tony Ferguson vs Joe Schilling
>Joe Lauzon vs Jorge Masvidal
just admit that roid league would be crazy as fuck, no HW limit, just huge dudes with teams of scientists and horse meat chefs
>>69565400
just you wait
>>69565429
you mean improve
>>69565427
I knocked on wood lad
>>69565429
No it wouldn't, it'd just make it more exciting. Top position is where you want to be or you're fucked.
>>69565430
>GSP vs Ivan Menjivar
Even hada bullshit stoppage
>>69565249
i'll stick my dick in your butt
>>69565443
can the resident meme expert please explain this to me
>>69565462
it's a terrible idea lol
>>69564674
this was great because silva exposed himself as a typical dirty brazilian by trying to punch him off the glove touch
>>69565470
*had a
>>69565426
>Throwing kicks/knees on someone who is 6'14" and has a 92" reach
Good luck trying to double a stocky but fast manlet
>Lorenz Larkin vs Neil Magny @ UFC 202
holy fuck lads why didnt anyone tell me , this could be habanero spice
>>69565472
>Sweden
>>69565474
I disagree. Seeing dudes stall on the bottom is the worst.
Wrestling, an actual exciting grappling art, becomes even more important. BJJ gets btfo even worse than it already is. More exciting fights, more just bleed, more memes. It'd be great.
>Brock popped
tip top kek
>>69565513
it would be terrible dude
headbutting on the ground would literally become the meta which would be dumb
>arguing that BJJ is bad
guess how I know you're a casual faggot
>>69564933
Under new ownership they'll want to look good, I bet Hunt gets the money
>>69565249
Try it
fuck I got shitfaced yesterday and missed all the heppenings
Brock popped,Turkey coup how much happenings can one man bear in mid summer
>>69564590
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
bork "ultimate natty" lesnar
Post manlet heems
>Mfw when the gooks get rid of Usada
>>69564615
leglocks are pretty much worthless
>>69565275
>666 likes
>>69565606
>gooks
>Retards still think China bought the UFC
>For years Miesha Tate was the #2 Woman fighter on the planet
Yikes!
>>69565626
you got dj heeming joe?
>>69564898
heads i win
tails you lose
t. mark hunt
>>69565647
>>69565650
there you go
>>69565649
>mustard mat
>>69565650
it's already been posted, but here's a rare choi instead
>>69564731
rear naked chokes are the opposite of dank, there common and boring
Just a reminder, I love you guys but once you get into my guard it's over buddy
>>69565672
>being common makes something boring
shiggy diggy
>>69565678
um I would claw your fuckin eyes out so long before that would ever happen bud
>Weight classes under 170lbs
>Womens MMA in general
How do the new owners fix this
Reminder that an old man Hunt stuffed Brocks roid rage takedowns quite a few times
Reminder Hunt is the strongest man on the planet who isnt sponsored by chinese bull testosterone serum
Any of you 189'er watch RFA tonight?
Redpill me on Murray vs Ortiz
>>69565707
"quite a few times"
- australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgMXFktQl4
>>69565700
155lb men can stay. But that is the absolute manlet limit. Nobody wants to watch two child-sized manlets play tag, and call it a 'fight'.
>>69565607
Leglocks are fine in grappling, where people will tap just to be on the safe side. But in MMA, you'd better be perfect with them.
>>69565782
Seems like they suck in MMA, you put 2 hands on a leg your pinning yourself and the guy just punches your face till you meme.
>>69565791
this
>>69565777
>they're still forcing this meme
>>69565802
don't bully chimpette again, she had a hard life
>>69565777
Don't they usually use famous people for this undercover stuff?
>>69565811
Is she fat-shaming that poor girl?
>>69565700
>the most competitive division needs to go
>not liking JJ's striking technique
get lost casual
>>69565777
>Do you know who this is?
>No
>>69565854
>Quebec posting in my threads
>>69565700
Superbowl-ification of the belts that builds up to a certain time of the year where the UFC is established as the goto sport to watch in between basketball season and football season.
The problem with the UFC is that there's never a moment of ultimate climax or finality, there's just a bunch of subplots throughout the year and no playoff or tournament that forces all the stories into one epic cant-miss finale.
There should be a near-UFC-200-tier cards every summer
>Saenz vs Wineland
RIP in peace Wineland
>>69564828
If you know how to do it correctly it's not all that tiring
>>69565782
there are boring fights in every weight class. for every "children playing tag" Flyweight bout theres two heavyweights leaning on each other for 3 rounds.
And for every savage heavyweight war there is a brilliantly fast technical display of striking and grappling in the lower weight classes.
Anyone who complains about "manlets" is almost guaranteed to be a casual
>>69565876
girls are such fucking retards
shes falling and keeps her arms by her sides and just falls on her face
theyre like children as far as spatial awareness goes
>>69565811
holy fug I want to cream her bunghole lads
>>69565896
thanks for that info manlet
now go back to your hobbit hole while the big bad orcs discuss violence
>>69565896
there are far, far more brilliantly fast technical displays of striking and grappling in the lower classes than there are good fights in heavyweight period
Cruickshank's got himself a new fight lined up. Andy Souwer.
>>69565882
I prefer the pacing of UFC though. There's just consistently good stuff to watch. At any time a fight between two top 10 fighters in any division could be more exciting than half the title fights you've seen
Trying to build up to big events just doesn't work with the risk of injuries, USADA, chance of "big fights" turning out shitty. No need to put all your eggs in one basket.
>>69565908
>australia
>>69565914
>>69565896
>jabbing and leg kicks that do no damage for 5 rounds
>wrestlefucking where the fighters don't have the power to actually hurt each other with ground-and-pound
These manlets have to be stopped. At least sloppy heavyweights can heem each other.
>>69565777
>That voice
>>69565938
this guy is quite obviously not a real fight fan, at all
>>69565938
if you just want to see people get heemed just watch the gorilla fights on worldstarhiphop
>>69565923
Why'd Dana cut Cuckshank, bros?
One of the more entertaining fighters on the roster, sure he lost three in a row but he's more fun and probably more skilled than half the newcoming schmucks they sign
>>69565606
Steroid freaks are a plague
the age of the natty goat is upon us. God bless us all, and God bless USADA.
>>69565896
>>69565914
>>69565938
>>69565950
>>69565952
>FUCKING LEAFS
really makes you think
>Hunt is a 42 year old fat cunt with a .500 record
>Dana gives him his biggest payday ever
>Brock is obviously juiced
>Hunt loses
>Brocks pops
>Hunt whines like a bitch
You can't make this shit up
>>69565950
>>69565952
I'm not all about the heems, but the danger has to be there. I'm reasonable. I just can't follow 135lb fighters. If you saw Mighty Mouse in person, he'd be the littlest dude you saw that entire month. I just can't take it seriously.
>>69565977
No that sounds somewhat plausible
>>69565959
for someone who's a kick boxer, threw 0 kicks and 0 jabs
https://twitter.com/kennyflorian/status/754180201492340736
>G-give me a billion dollars or my freedom
Hunt's going to be in contract hell until he's 50
>>69565959
Mark Hunt's not usually one for all this trash talk, what's wrong with him?
>>69565876
I saw you post this on another board with the same filename the other day.
>>69566002
I wonder who wrote this.
>>69566010
The paycheque big enough for him to buy all kinds of rich man pleasure drugs
>>69566016
All my gifs and webm's are fight fan related.
>>69565983
KOs aren't the only way to win in MMA bud. You've gotta love the game or you aren't a real fight fan. Hate to break it to ya bud but you're a goof not a fight fan
>>69566002
>moms spaghetti
Hunt literally sounding like a salty faggot right now
I bet leddit's praising him tho
Apologize. Now
>>69565969
Bisping has grown on me so much. I can't believe I actually like him now. I used to hate him so fucking badly.
he used to have zero energy in his entire body for fucks sake
>>69566035
he called it beforehand fucking shit
>>69566035
Shut it down.
>>69565983
Well if you can't dig it then I guess thats just how it is. Tbh I get the most excited about the little guys with KO power (Dodson, Lineker, etc.) Decisionfests are not as exciting but there is still something to appreciate in how someone like Cruz fights.
I also like good grappling, and small guys are definitely capable of submissions. They also tend to be more active on the ground as their endurance permits them to be more aggressive without worry of gassing out easily.
Bottom line, I'm not just in it for the violence. Its a sport, not a deathmatch.
>>69566054
>Its a sport, not a deathmatch.
Bro, it's a simulated deathmatch. Have you ever simulated someone's death?
>>69566025
But trash talking isn't going to get him the money. What on earth is saying Brock hits like a pussy gonna accomplish for him when Brock won their fight and smashed his face up a bit?
In the build up to a fight this shit makes more sense, it just seems odd from him of all places. I'd understand if it was Bisping
>>69566068
>Bro, it's a simulated deathmatch.
lol you fucking idiot
>>69566035
>FUCK YOU G.I.
What did he mean by this?
>>69566035
They're calling for Brock to give him his entire purse.
okay now I know Gregory Wesley Stokes posts here
>>69566072
He's quoting Faber lad
>>69566040
im sorry PU70
>>69566068
Ok Urijah
>>69566035
EVERY FIGHTER SHOULD GET A BAZILLION DOLLARS
>>69566094
the man cheated he deserves to forfeit his entire paycheque to the black lives matter movement
>>69566075
>aussies shitpost in real life too
lmao
>>69566072
>>69566086
>not knowing this meme quote
le casual detected
>>69566102
oh gad
>>69566051
This has always been about money from the start, he knew what he was getting into. The cunt was even complaining after the match was made. Now he's acting all surprised like a bitch.
>>69566082
lmao
>>69566102
it's NOT fair
Did Hunt unironically say he'll retire if he doesn't get half of Brock's purse?
Think it's time to say goodbye to Hunto lads, your hands of cement will be missed
>>69566111
I saw the grim reaper in Hunto's room long ago friend
>>69566102
>skinnyfat bodies
>faces half obscured
nothing remarkable here
hehe what a goofster
>>69566120
Megan's skin looks so smooth and soft. I bet she has a beautiful little pussy.
>WWE has posted an article on their own site about Brock testing positive
http://www.tmz.com/2016/07/08/ufc-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-brock-lesnar-octagon-girls/
6" minimum, lads
Crocop's back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204178/pros-react-to-brock-lesnars-usada-violation
>>69566123
Kek
>>69566125
>little
>>69566102
Megan is hotter than like at least half the ring girls.
Megan > Arianny honestly
>>69566137
The salt is real
>>69566131
>What about the little guys?
>They find little girls
>>69565679
what fite is dis
>>69565983
FW is 125, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJW7I7bJvxg
>>69566149
This desu
>>69566166
Hi I'm on mobile and there is no [Embed]
Could you please be considerate and mention the video title in the post next time?
Many thanks
If you havnt worked out today and drank your protein and eaten your vitamins then you're just a casual WWE tier 'fan' of athletic sports and need to heem yourself
Kysves
>>69566171
Hi I'm on my laptop and go fuck yourself goof
>>69566167
>>69566149
Mandramatics getting antsy
>>69565700
Lawler is a fucking manlet too though. Anyone under 6 feet should be banned honestly
>>69566174
are you ready to retire?
>those goofs forever insisting that Bork just has good genetics
When will these people learn?
fuark dem lats
>>69566176
I'm not sure that kind of language is really warranted. I apologise if I've caused any trouble, it was a simple request
>>69566200
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>69566200
He's Natty brah
USADA shits just wanted a high profile name on their list, Jon wasn't having the desired effect
>>69566202
hoooly...
i need somebody to post the webm of that girl who gets heemed and smiles after it. i believe she has a superman shirt on.
i'm about to get the best fap of my life on
>>69566209
>yfw Bud Light employees contaminated his Coors Light as revenge
>>69566190
based fucking obeserican
time for you to have some tendies beta
Shit. It is what it is. Heart of a Champion. Shit. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shit. You can't expect for somebody to win when all he wants to do is hug you. Fuck what y'all talking about. Sit down. Shit. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'm going to keep going. Shit. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy. I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.
>>69566202
*pukes*
*wipes mouth*
>>69566205
How civil.
>>69566205
you have to earn your [Embed]s around here boy
you'll learn soon enough
>>69566131
>tfw 5''10
>with shoes
>>69566228
>People actually though Roy won that fight
Why isn't UFC 2 at EVO bros?
>>69566174
did 8 pushups as soon as my feet hit the floor, my man
>>69566200
Jones pops
> fuck that cheating nigger ban him for life
Brock pops
> Everyone in MMA is on steroids, es normal, they should do away with USADA desu
Something about Amerifat/Latin culture not only refuses to punish cheaters, but encourages them
>>69566228
Do you have the webm of Black Beast doing the "go to sleep" thing?
So we can all agree this was a fair fight now, right?
>>69566239
Go shag a sheep, lad. What does Latin culture have to do with it and what in the seven fucks would you know about it?
I haven't worked out at all in a few years, I'm super out of shape compared to how I used to be, so I decided to see how many pushups I could do now
I did 38 boys
How'd I do
>>69566243
Did Alistair have diverticulitis?
>>69566237
Nerd
>back then MMA fans used to cry about how MMA has too many roiders
>now that USADA is catching tons of fighters many fans are crying that it is ruining the sport, asking for a juice-allowed sport
>>69566238
proud of you son if thats your natty limit
i did shoulders and bis and some cardio and ab work
https://twitter.com/markhunt1974/status/754182411227836416
WHEN WILL UFC RECOVER? HUNT GOING KING KONG ON THIS BITCH
>>69566248
Breddy gud
>>69566233
Get bigger lifts
>>69566248
they were probably done with shit form but not bad if you weigh 180+
>>69566248
very good if chest to ground and full lock out
surprising if havnt worked out in years, expect youve done some outdoor activity of some kind
>>69566233
>Tfw 5'6" and not insecure
>>69565400
Dat filename
>>69566243
Classic Herb Dean.
>>69566259
Hunt wants out it the fight game it seems
He's not getting that and he knows it, think he might honestly be on his way out. Getting wrestlefucked by someone who's been off 5 years can't have helped.
https://twitter.com/FrontRowBrian/status/754021123126276096?s=09
their child will be huge and mentally fucked
Just a daily reminder that Canadian treasure Block Reznar doesn't even need to train to beat all of you faggots.
>>69566282
You need to think of the Samoan mindset senpai.
He cares more about pride and principle than money. The guy has more than enough already.
To him he lost infront of millions against a cheater, so he's out for revenge to prove a point.
This is him lashing out, "you fucked me, put me in with a cheater, made me lose, made me lose money, now I want everything and then some"
He'll fight again I'd bet a lot of money on that, whether in the UFC or not I don't know, but he won't be quitting. He's just having a rage.
>>69566287
Ronda is never fighting again
>>69566263
>>69566260
>>69566269
I'm around 210 right now for sure and I tried to have good form but I guarantee I had total shit form for the last ~15
and yeah I'm pretty active in general
>>69566247
Cara, a large portion of my family is Brazilian, and secondly based on a study I just did in my fucking head most of the cheaters are Americans/ Hues/ and Carribean.
> your flag
You should know better lolz
Who even cares about Hunt? It's not like he'll be UFC champ or anything.
>>69566284
Listen to this fat retard
BAH GAWD THAT'S JEFF NOVITZKY'S MUSIC
>>69566304
>because where I am now implies who I am or where I'm from
Cat will always be my girl.
Post some Cat, bros.
>>69566314
I feel like she's going to spiral towards the end of her career.
I might have to cut her loose, I can't stand to watch this once again
>>69566300
>Thinking the UFC will pay him or let him go
Expect Hunt to be a free agent by 2023
>>69566302
at least youre honest with yourself so you know where you need to improve
cunts get HEEMED @ life by lying to themselves and never working hard
youre gonna make it canuck
>>69566287
>https://twitter.com/FrontRowBrian/status/754021123126276096?s=09
If the camera only adds 10 pounds, the ring must add 50
>>69566304
>Flag
>Topic
>>69566306
> Remembering that he fought Werdum on fuck all notice having to cut sickening amounts of weight and then fight at altitude where he still managed to drop him twice.
Why haven't you guys gone back to asp yet???
Honestly don't understand Bork's deal is here
He passes multiple other USADA tests but fails one just a couple of days later?
How did he manage to pass?
>>69566335
I can only imagine he started taking something after the initial tests
>>69566337
>Desperate, widowed Cat will never pick you on the side of the road and fuck you in her car
>>69566331
>he thinks Hunt is actually good
>>69566253
Get in my guard and call me that again, kid.
>>69566337
stop hitting me in the feels
>>69566335
Bruv there are THOUSANDS of doctors out there whose expertise is fudging drug tests.
>In Hunt's book he describes one moment when he realized that the guys at K1/Pride were underpaying him by some ridiculous amount. Basically Sakibara or w/e his name is (the guy who runs Rizin) met with Hunt and threatened to lower his pay, so Hunt said he would chuck him into Sydney harbour.
Amerifats would've just been happy to have a job plus tip
>>69566335
Brock has access to high quality PEDs which fully dissemilize inside 24 hours. So USADA just got lucky finally snagging him on one.
night lads
Hunt is losing his shit on Twitter
>>69566273
>mfw Conrad wins one for da land
>>69566248
With proper form you could only do 7.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/mark-hunts-furious-reaction-to-brock-lesnars-flagging-by-usada-ahead-of-ufc-200-fight/news-story/5415e4bab6edc2c16911501f1f9c139c?nk=be00b480fbf82a464ecd5d90a5c4bf49-1468638612
>>69566342
So it can't really be anything that major can it, if he wasn't shown to be on them before.
From that i get the impression he just took some shit he didn't know was banned because he couldn't be bothered checking
>>69566346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8q6vTijil0
fights start standing up senpai
>>69566331
Oh yeah I remember him getting blown out hard by Stipe and the ref not stopping it 2 rounds early.
>This mad your only relevant fighter is a can crusher
K E K
>>69566359
>dissemilize
>dissemilize
>dissemilize
>>69564692
yup, hnts been in the game a while, he can probably tell whose been juicing and who isn't
>>69566350
LOL Manhoef and Mousasi so embarrassing.
>>69564694
he deserves it, its fairly obvious that lesnar only managed to be relevant in the UFC because of his size
>>69564699
let us remind everyone what happened to bork when he fought against someone equally roided as him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altGsuOLycM
>>69566391
That and the the hordes of mandrama mouthbreathers who apparently care about him enough top pay PPVs they don't give a shit about otherwise
Imagine how UFC 200 would have done if Novitskov and his USADA goons caught Brock earlier?
>>69566377
> this mad
Um lol? Alls I'm saying is put some respec on Mark's name as a fighter fambam
Just a reminder of how Lando Banana is a renaissance man deserving of /heem/ boyhood: nigga's an author too
http://fightland.vice.com/author/landon-vannata
>>69566397
Gegard would've knocked out Fat Cunt instead?
>>69566402
Is you finished or is you done?
>>69566367
>Diaz gets 5 years
>Cheats get to keep their money
>Bigfoot returned before him after injuring him
>3 cheats in a row
HUNT HAS THE HIGH GROUND
UFC AND LESNAR AND ROID FRAUDS ARE FINISHED
Some lawyer will break the UFC if a fighter gets injured fighting a roid fighter guaranteed
https://twitter.com/enuhito_eng/status/754190145637580800
https://twitter.com/enuhito_eng/status/754190145637580800
https://twitter.com/enuhito_eng/status/754190145637580800
>>69566360
Goodnight
>>69566414
What's the parlay for Cro Cop and Silva both going sleep?
>>69566414
>>>/2004/
>>69566410
ye nigga I aint got no more tawkin
>Implying Brock cares about a suspension
Kek he'll be 44 by UFC 300, and he'll come in and collect a nice huge check.
What did he mean by this?
>>69566414
That's fucking awesome.
>>69566413
>Some lawyer will break the UFC
>>69566442
yeah brah duty of care doesnt apply to mandrama ;^)
/asp/ for you
>>69566414
>Rizin confirmed for PRIDE FC Nostalgia League
>>69566411
fucking lol, more please. Can't wait until he goes full CS:GO rage on them.
>>69566438
> who even implied that
That's why Hunt asked for compensation. Otherwise no incentive to play fair.
>Hunt closed his interview with FOX Sports News by comparing Lesnar to Lance Armstrong, saying: “Bloody dirty cheaters. F*** ‘em, f*** ‘em, f*** ‘em.”
he mad
>>69566438
rednecks so mad their idol is a fake, like their beloved "sport"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTghsSWnMc
>>69566457
>Hunt asked for compensation
He's not getting a dime.
>>69566467
> when jacked whiteboys discover brown pride
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468649440747.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468649440747.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468649440747.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468649530474.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468649530474.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468649530474.webm
>>69566438
>rednecks pulling implications out of their 4XL underwear clad asses.
Correct me if I'm wrong but WWE isn't covered/governed by USADA right? They just have that wellness policy shit. What about MUH SUMMERSLAM
>>69566447
what the fuck bro...
>>69566453
>>69566465
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/mark-hunts-furious-reaction-to-brock-lesnars-flagging-by-usada-ahead-of-ufc-200-fight/news-story/5415e4bab6edc2c16911501f1f9c139c
He's livid
>Defending this performance even considering steroids
>Hunt just yelling at whoever comes his way on twitter
>Not lashing out at Dana who probably knew Brock was on the gas but wanted 200 to go down anyways.
I'd feel bad for Hunt if he wasn't such a retard.
>>69566474
Which episode is this from?
>>69566497
>That nasally Australian accent
My goodness now everytime I read an Aussie post I'm gonna imagine that pasty nerd talking at me.
>>69566507
Sitcom, it's the only significant appearance she makes besides the Janitor episode
>>69566493
What are you even saying mate lmao
>>69566447
Khabib will save her. Khabib will avenge all of this. Be very, VERY careful /heem/.
>>69566499
>1 punch landed in an entire round
No amount of roids can make you this horrible. Hunt such a can.
>>69566523
cans bleed
Hunt doesnt even bleed a lot
>>69566523
>just throw against a roided up wrestler who can take you down
>its that simple breh
>im a fat american aspie retard who has never had any form of training and i know best
k y s
>>69566516
The girl on the left seems terrified to be in the presence of Dra'nakuyek
Oy om a fat lazy cahnt give me sumoney fur fitin' the roided cahnt
Is this the reason why he has no fighting instinct?
Is he still this twig boy at heart beneath his superficial synthetic facade?
Are his fans tools for buying into the hype?
Why did the Turkish citizens choose Erdogan?
Why are we here? What is life?
>>69566523
I know your feelings were hurt by the news, but you had to know this time would come, nearly everyone on the WWE roster is on steroids, I'm sorry.
>>>/asp/
>>69566516
I'm definitely reposting that elsewhere.
Just imagine the people going 'what the fuck is that thing'
>UFC 200
>Mark Hunt ($700,000)
>12-11
>lost to a man who hadn't fought for 5 years
>despite being a former K-1 champion he couldn't do anything to a WWE wrestler
>was completely decimated despite being a very active fighters
>"give me halfs of Bork's money or I walk"
>$1,250,000
Let him walk Dana. Fuck this clown.
>>69566538
>Is he still this twig boy at heart beneath his superficial synthetic facade?
yes
all roid frauds are beta bitches with no heart. they are the weakest of the weak. their sons are born beta low test bitches and they have to get them on gear not to embarrass themselves.
>>69566497
Didn't he say it wasn't fair but he didn't care before the fight because he was gonna knock him out?
>>69566539
> feelings were hurt by the news
Why would my feelings be hurt? This is hilarious, and even more so by the fact that Brock doesn't even care about his reputation.
>everyone on the WWE roster is on steroids
Yeah no kidding Einstein
>>>/asp/
Lol literally what you little twink?
>>69566499
steroids make you stronger and increase your endurance
so yes this is not suprising
>>69566541
Is this abstract shitposting? Why do you keep posting like different people
>all these asshurt mandrama faggots
>>69566533
I bet just a week ago you were chatting up "based Hunto" and how he's gonna do his walkaway KO on Brock,weren't you chode? Now all I see are excuses.
>The state of Aussie accents
Don't chat to me with your cock filled throat nasally voice lad. I'd smoke you like a sausage if you ever spoke to me with that gay accent.
>>69566541
size matters, its why they have weight divisions
brock is not skilled, he's just a big tub of HRT induced meat
>>69566550
>lawyers getting involved
ITS HAPPENING
>>69566442
suck a dick non-lawyer beta
>>69566572
>just a big tub of HRT induced meat
So... once lab grown meat becomes financially viable, we can build an army of Brocks?
>>69566569
>> 14 year old with small dick and backne talking shit
>>69566548
This, steroid cheaters are too scared to fight naturally, they need an edge to help them
>>69566123
when is he fighting lithcuck?
>>69566569
>this diabetes medication induced diatribe
time for your insulin, dont wanna lose a foot
>>69566565
All I see are mad Mark "Artem Lobov" Hunt fans.
>Implying he ever stood a chance.
Bookies were so clueless kek
>>69566576
actually you can make your very own brock with HRT and steroids
you might die by the time you're 40, but its doable
>>69566559
>steroids increase your endurance
kek
>>69566580
>Calling other people fat when Mark Hunt is the epitome of super dad bod
Hit the treadmill you fat Samoan.
>>69566582
>literally outing yourself as an /asp/ie
>no you're mad!!!!
>>69566559
>He can't throw more than 10 punches without steroids
>>69566588
They do though
>>69566588
>The dirtiest sport known is Cycling
>Not endurance based
mate please rethink your shit posting
>>69566474
who this nigga
>>69566582
>Bookies were so clueless kek
Do you not understand how markets work? Bookies set odds so that they make money off of either possible outcome. Hunto was the favourite because people kept putting money on him.
>>69566337
>get a sitter
what a fucking slag i hope she gets raped
Rizin presser was a bit dull compared to their earlier one. Nice to see Crocop back, Wandy and Fujita too.
See you guys tomorrow for VFC and EBI.
>>69566608
>>69566603
Cyclists don't roid, they use shit like EPO. Do you mongs actually think that all PEDs are roids?
Hunto needs to get back on Twitter
>>69566609
Pretty sure that Hunto opened as the favorite.
>>69566608
They don't use steroids dumbass. They use EPO and shit.
>>69566608
Well not all doping is strictly steroids but they tend to be used as synonyms anyway... but I know what you mean
Hunt is trash. The roids didn't lose him the fight. The fact that he was acting like a moron leading up to it lost him the fight
>yes I am flying out everyone to Vegas for fun cunts
>not training at AKA Thailand this time, they spar, diet, workout I don't think I need all that for this fight
>going to be at Xtreme Couture, getting a warm up training with the best like Gray Maynard
>I hit him once and he'll go to sleep
>last fight I was dieting, feeling better, more energy, and didn't have to cut but it's hard and Brock is an easy fight so I've been eating good food like chicken nuggets and ribs
>>69566522
>>69566495
what was it
>>69565431
I would watch.
>>69566467
>redneck idol
>a canadian
>>69566599
>Responds to me about how he has a small dick
>I ignore him
>Still keeps responding
Wew. Here's your pity (you) but it's the only one you're gonna get. I don't even know what your problem is you little twink.
>>69566582
LOLWUT
listen, guy, if Hunt never stood a chance we'd be talking about his failed drug test? I honestly don't understand what is going on here feel like im watching you niggers' "sport".
>>69566610
Go back to /b/
>>69566371
Probably something for weight cutting.
>>69566625
>>69566621
>They use illegal shit, not ILLEGAL shit
morons
>>69566273
Kek, the filename got me
>>69566644
Are you actually retarded? He specifically referred to cyclists as using steroids.
When goofs fight back
>>69566639
>Admitting you're a casual
Get outta here. Hunt is a gatekeeper, it's time for him to retire anyway. Lame one dimensional fighter.
>>69566624
He did, but if punters hadn't kept betting on Hunt the markets would have adjusted over time.
>>69566638
>no you!!!
>proceeds to talk about his micropenis
>unironically watches fags fake fighting as his hobby
>>69566633
An interview with some poor little orphan girl in some fucked up country (ISISland probably) where the dude asks if she's eaten today and she just breaks down crying.
>>69566644
Steroids are a subset of PEDs, you shitposter.
>>69566649
Are you? It's a blanket term because cheating is so rife in every sport. Stop nitpicking because your wrasslin beast got popped.
>>69566652
> he thought Hunt stood a chance against USADA era Lesnar
> filthy casual
Nigger please.
Hunt losing = wgaf
>>69566659
post more qt orphaned muzzie lolis pls
this post is mma related and has been endorsed by le natty french canadian
>>69566643
Good point desu
>>69566667
>H-h-unt never stood a chance
That's not what the picks reflected you neanderthal. In fact there was some aussie who was going around quoting everyone who was picking Lesnar asking them if they're retarded.
>>69565473
2nd that
>>69566678
>H-h-unt
HA YOU DID IT WRONG EVERYONE LOOK AND LAUGH HE MEMED INCORRECTLY AHAHAHA
>complaining about ol' Brick Hands Hunt
At least this isn't like that time that Nelson remembered that he was a legit black belt jits artist and then proceeded to dry hump Lewis for three rounds and acted shocked when he didn't win a decision.
>>69566690
shhiiieeeetttt
>Yfw Auspie is the only one obsessing over Brock
>>69566651
>Dana concedes an argument
what has the failure of UFC 200 done to this man?
>>69566675
>being this much of a faggot
>not killing yourself
>>69566689
Are you autistic?
>>69566694
new thread is here for puerto rico
>>69565679
What happened to the fighter that choked his opponent out?
>>69565431
>>69566634
The only type of performance enhancers fighters should be able to use are ones that increase endurance, the horse semen that makes people gain muscle will only result in a bunch of slow disgusting meatheads who sacrifice technique and skill for brute wrestlefucking. And oh yeah no steroids increase the strength of your brain so a bunch of people will be die.
A HW division made up of a bunch of Brock Lesnars with the fighting style of Tank Abbot is infinitely worse than a division made up of a bunch of post-USADA Overeems
>>69566678
Reread my post then apologise to me plz guy
Brock and Hunt both suck. Cut them both desu
new fred faggots
>>69566715
I think that''s Babalu. He is doing pretty well for himself
>>69566711
i can smell your cunt, newfriend
>>69566442
Cheaters already broke it
>>69566735
Are you autistic?
>>69566314
She looks like she sucks a mean dick
