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Previous thread: >>69557670
News:
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight
>Holloway doesn't want Cruz skipping ahead of him to fight Aldo
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/max-holloway-to-ufc-champ-dominick-cruz-get-in-line-at-145-pounds
>Fedor's win over Maldonaldo """"""overturned""""" by World MMA Association, Russian MMA Union doesn't care
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/world-mma-association-overturns-fedor-emelianenko-vs-fabio-maldonado-to-draw
Schaub is God
>Twenty posts early on a slow day
#prayforbaba
schaub
Who will London Banana fight next?
>>69562054
hope he's doing okay
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200
AHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69562086
unconfirmed reports from sky news says a man of "short stature but with a big heart" is leading the coup
>>69562103
could it be
>>69562097
oh god
>>69562097
>implying anyone thought he was going to pass
Bork just did 200 as a cash grab he could give 2 fucks about USADA
>>69562097
Surprising nobody.
>>69562097
>Jon asked Brock to take his piss test because he thought he was clean
>>69562097
Bork doesn't care. He was never planning on fighting again anyway.
>people actually thought he was natty
>>69562097
Well that's it, he's staying in WWE
I thought Brock was immune to USADA results because he took the fight on 4 weeks notice?
>>69562171
He was tested 5 times before the fight
>>69562171
He was available to test in those 4 weeks and USADA went over 4 or 5 times
He just wasn't available to test prior to that
>>69562171
So much misinformation was out there about this. To fight, USADA requires 4 months of testing. Brock only had 1 month of testing before his fight, and the UFC had the power to exempt him since he was retired before that.
http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Brock-Lesnar-071516
>"The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Brock Lesnar of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on June 28, 2016. USADA received the testing results from the June 28, 2016 sample collection from the WADA-accredited UCLA Olympic Analytical Laboratory on the evening of July 14, 2016.
>"USADA, the independent administrator of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, will handle the results management and appropriate adjudication of this case. It is important to note that, under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, there is a full fair legal review process that is afforded to all athletes before any sanctions are imposed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission also retains jurisdiction over this matter as the sample collection was performed in close proximity to Lesnar’s bout at UFC 200 in Las Vegas.
>"Consistent with all previous potential anti-doping violations, additional information will be provided at the appropriate time as the process moves forward."
You mean this guy isn't natty? Damn, who would've guessed
>>69562097
>>69562139
What does it mean by "potential" anti-doping violation? Has he tested positive like Jones or not?
>Bork popped
>>69562186
all fighters should retire after every one of their fights and roid like crazy
Classic /heem/ to jump all over a guy before all the facts come out. This could be fucking too much caffeine for all we know or a tainted supplement or a million other reasons that this might have happened. It is a POTENTIAL violation. Nothing is set yet.
>>69562097
USADA was a mistake
- Dana White
>>69562097
WWE should play this up
>Brock murders his opponents through sheer roid rage
>>69562192
yes, he has, but bork has the right to have the b-sampled tested before everything is certain formally
does this mean the Brock - Hunt fight is gonna be ruled a NC?
>>69562192
it always says that initially, for everyone who fails a USADA test
>>69562097
eh, what else is new
>>69562192
I thought Jones was a "potential" case too because of the estrogen blockers which USADA wasn't sure they were being used for. Jones could be FtM you never know.
So usada can test Jon jones b sample in one day but it takes them 3 weeks to get jones and Brock's original results?
Something smells fishy here.
>>69562188
>muh jacked white boy
They still let Brock fight, but not Jones.
#whiteprivilege
>>69562214
The B sample wasn't done the day of was it?
It was probably from weeks ago too.
She's got that look in her eyes joe
>>69562214
and brock got his money too
kek jones got cucked so hard by a jacked white dude, he'll have to deal with it
>>69562214
Not really, if you assume the A sample goes through rigorous testing and one of those tests returns a certain result, you just need to put the B sample through that same test
That said I don't really know how any of this works desu
>>69562220
mate there's bigger news
>>69562214
orginal tests undergo various processes for finding different molecules. once they find a certain molecule in Test A they narrow down the process needed to find that molecule again in Test B
>>69562219
The B sample wasn't tested until Jones and his rep could attend or give the go ahead. They had the results in under 48 hours.
>>69562219
No they had to wait in case Jon wanted someone there watching them test it.
They did it in a day.
>>69562220
what happens if Ronda gets popped
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
>>69562220
She sees a cheese burger?
>>69562220
she's fat as fuck now holy shit
>>69562220
Ya, like shes ready to stuff her face with another cheeseburger
>>69562097
UFC 200 is officially the WORST card of all-time
>>69562231
SHOTS FIRED
>>69562231
>schaub
Does "doping" just sound strange to anyone else?
Why can't they just say he tested positive for PEDs?
>>69562231
Based Schaub
>>69562231
>being this passive aggressive
holy shit Schaub must be pretty jelly of alpha white male Bork
>>69562231
>Yfw Brandon justifies his shit career by telling himself it was because of steroids
Apologize.
>>69562249
"doping" sounds bad
which is why they use it
WWE administers their own anti-doping testing albeit not nearly as strict as USADA.
I wonder if they will suspend Bork as well for popping.
>mfw get to keep Bork to myself forever
>>69562266
If they suspend him they would just do it after Summerslam anyway, Roman tested positive for something and they still gave him the main event of a PPV before suspending him.
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/brock-lesnar-ufc-isn-t-ruling-out-another-run-at-the-heavyweight-title-071516
Once "potential doping" comes out it's all over really isn't it.
No one gives a shit about the B sample or tainted sups or whatever reason, within a night everyone's just going to be talking mad shit how you're nothing but a cheat
USADA really has the power to ruin guys
>>69562249
no, the word doping was originally used to describe a process in which you introduce certain molecules into a steady state environment. ex.) doping certain elements into silicon to make different types of semiconductors.
>>69562097
delet this
>>69562097
JACKED
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>>69562266
Also WWE's testing is a joke, you can get out of it or around it in many ways.
>>69562290
to the gills
if anyone here unironically thought that Brock was natty
just
holy shit
heem urself
Lesnar's MMA career confirmed for fraud
N-NATTY
Be honest, do you think Brock gives a single shit?
>>69562291
The UFC is pretty much the only mainstream sport whose testing isn't a joke. Without randomized testing, it's an IQ test. Only retards pop.
Can you imagine if this came out before 200?
>>69562314
2.5 million to show.
He doesn't care
>>69562266
WWE's suspensions are a month or two long and Bork works for them like 3 times a year so it hardly matters
apologize
>>69562097
lmao
>>69562314
only if he planned on getting a couple million more out of the ufc
>>69562192
Yes i'd be very surprised if BROCK LESNAR failed a drug test.
What if it isn't steroids but rather some drug like Adderall or whatever?
>>69562321
He got $10 million easy.
>>69562199
Everyone's jumping on him
People jump on everyone after USADA flags them up
When Yoel tested positive a lot of people were like "yeah there's a surprise" suggesting they thought he was always on them and he was labelled a bad cheat in essence.
Then it was proven to be tainted supplements
>>69562316
ironically, casuals see all the fighters getting popped and think that the UFC is abnormally full of juicers, when in reality it's just the only sport/org that's actually serious about clamping down on doping.
USADA is not improving the sport's image, it's damaging it.
>>69562344
They only test for those in competition, so pre and post fight piss tests.
>>69562311
fully natural brother
>>69562351
>believing the "tainted supplements" excuse
Come on, man. You're smarter than this.
>>69562351
>proven to be tainted supplements
lol, bless your heart
>>69562354
Canada's right, I just told a mate and whilst it was mostly tongue in cheek because he's a Boxfag and just likes to piss on UFC, this was pretty much his reaction.
Although he did say something like if someone gets caught in Boxing they're banned but in the UFC they're allowed to fight, don't know what he meant desu
Honestly it's all about the roids in heavyweights that is the reason why guys who were thick as fuck dropped down to small MW like post trt tito is unreal and he was basically gifted with a a head between traps so big he looked like two buttcheeks with a head coming out of his ass.
Then you hahe brock coming in looking like yoel romero and he makes a speech where you think he's pretending to be clean like pls bork you're not the best with more roids with roid-mode unlocked alistair wins by far eith his str form just no technique not even hiding it just full of power he was roiding like a fucking guy crushed people but cain was also great he kicked travis browne in his head travis brown the big dumb guy who beat the fuck out his wife and she survived like how weak can a heavyweight be and he's on roids so it's like why is mother nature setting these limits
>>69562351
post more natty 40 year old cubans
USADA was a mistake
>muh natty fighters
UFC 300 main event
Cody Pfister vs Enrique Marin
So... Did Hunt win? Or will it turn into a NC?
>>69562280
>take regular PED regimen
>holy shit UFC 200 is fucked
>initiate talks to join UFC 200
>get exempt
>know you're probably gonna get popped for ooc test but fuck it
>bank 2.5 million
Yeah, Brock is totally ruined. He didn't get knocked out and he doesn't have to give his money back. Now he can just go away until UFC 300.
Post natty fighters
>>69562382
>Did Hunt win?
Kek they're not just going to give him a victory
I reckon it goes NC
>>69562375
Boxing doesn't give a shit if you pop. The only fighters who even undergo decent drugtesting are WBC titlists under WADA, and they've been accused of shady stuff left and right. Tell him to look at how big Pacquaio's damn head is.
>>69562389
And his bro of course
>>69562389
>has 0 (zero) wins since USADA came in
really makes you think
>Gods given me great looks and one hell of a body
>>69562388
Do you think Bork and the UFC knew how long a USADA test takes to return results?
So they purposefully only made him available at a point where the results can only return after 200?
>>69562381
>CORY PFISTER IS A MOOOOONSTER!!!
>>69562231
I would actually buy a PPV if it was of brock smashing the fuck out of schaub. He's such a cocky arsehole
>>69562381
nice, me and Gertrude Memez are main eventing the preliminary card on UFC 300
>>69562381
>the official fighter of /heem/ being in the main event of ufc 300
I see no problem here
>>69562401
Well to be fair, even with steroids, that is true.
>>69562024
>ESPN @espn 6m6 minutes ago
>BREAKING: UFC notified of a potential anti-doping violation by Brock Lesnar from a sample collected on June 28th
loooool
Has drug testing gone too far?
>Dumbest fighter in the UFC has been right about EVERYTHING
Apologize.
>>69562399
if he takes fighting seriously AGAIN, he could be the king of post-USADA UFC
>>69562410
No need to go to Pac. Joshua is all you need to realise how much of a joke testing in boxing is.
>>69562403
yeah thats why UFC got butthurt when jewani leaked that Bork was going to come back for 200
Would you kill your MMA career at 40 years old for an eight figure payout heem?
>>69562403
Yes
>>69562399
reminder that nick's suspension expires next month
Seriously who the fuck thought USADA was a good idea?
>>69562097
I'M A WHITE GUY JACKED UP ON STEROIDS, DEAL WITH IT - BAROCK LESNATTY, 2016
>>69562427
the news was leaked on the same night so why would that matter
>>69562419
>Tells Conor he just hopes what he says is true but doesn't believe it
>Conor gets shook af and stutters
>Tells Conor his training partners are shit
>Conor instantly finds better partners and more top level guys for his camp
>Tells us everyone is on steroids
>Fighters begin popping left and right
>>69562413
I don't believe before I see him natty
Does anyone here think Conor is natty?
>>69562437
Literally no one, even Dana.
>>69562188
I genuinely hope UFC have some recourse to get back some of the money they paid him. Hunt deserves it too.
Brock Lesnar is a white boy and jacked, deal with it USADA
>>69562446
>and people call him dumb
really makes you think..
>>69562456
Did you not see Gunnar's gainz between the Maia and Tumenov fight? kek
>>69562456
all of his cult followers more than likely do
>>69562403
No. Brock was tested on June 8th.
Jon's failed a test that was done on June 16th
We got him lads!
>>69562446
>Tells Conor he just hopes what he says is true but doesn't believe it
>Conor gets shook af and stutters
When did this happen?
>>69562476
Huh, so why do some tests take longer than others then? That's 8 days there, seems quite odd
>>69562476
>>69562485
brock passed the june 8th test
he failed the june 28th test
M-1 > ACB > EFN
honestly
M-1 has hot chicks too and actual elite fighting
ACB is more serious, no bullshit inbetween fights
EFN is just a big meme company
>>69562479
>c-canvas
>>69562479
https://youtu.be/eTzhVVIjLCE?t=348
>ca-canvas
>It's someones job a the WWE events to rub oil around and into brocks belly button
>>69562496
>actual elite fighting
>Gave himself diverticulitis from super-human levels of juicing
>plays it for sympathy and an excuse for being afraid of taking a punch
>>69562495
>Passed the June 8th test
You just assuming here? It'd be pretty odd if that were the case
Can someone do something funny to this please
Let's be honest, if you could take steroids and be guaranteed to look like brock you would do it
>>69562499
>>69562502
SHOOK
>>69562502
It's so painful to watch anything with Nate
Please tell me that hideous piss coloured mat at 200 was just a one time deal..
>>69562521
>Wanting to look like a walking tumor
http://www.strawpoll.me/10756476
>>69562538
Yeah
>>69562538
>he didn't watch wednesdays card
>>69562437
>>69562459
Whats wrong with a bit of fairness and justice in this shitty fucking company?
Fucking stay natty and the USADA can do jackshit about you
>>69562538
Yeah, Dana said it was his idea to make the event unique. I guess it was supposed to be gold.
Conor McGregor is living the life
>>69562539
>Brock looks like shit hehe, I would never want to look like that.
Keep telling yourself that.
>>69562518
yeah he passed it. jon passed 7 drug tests before the failed one
>>69562554
>He pops before 202
>>69562549
everyone juices and juiced up fighters put on better fights.
Didn't RDA say he wanted to move up and fight Robbie Lawler? kek
>>69562547
>>69562550
thank you heem gods
>>69562548
still spanking myself over it
Brock Lesnar
>>69562573
155 is hiz divishun
>>69562562
What the hell? If anything you'd think he just had shit in his system from before he signed on or something, or maybe he simply didn't know the shit he was taking was banned. But how can he come back clean for the June 8th test yet fail the June 28th test?
>>69562561
>He doesn't want to experience his 50s
>He wouldn't rather look like a natty GOAT
>>69562549
Tbh I think the heavyweight division shouldn't have drug testing. We love heavyweight fights because we want to see two gorillas going at it. Leave drug testing for the manlets
>>69562573
Yeah he did at one point
When I first heard it I thought it sounded ridiculous but as we approached 200 and the main event wasn't set in stone, I thought it wasn't a bad fight honestly
>jacked white boy is on steroids
>literally no one is surprised
rose's favorite fighter (brock) just failed rose on suicide watch
>>69562587
he did a bump of nandrolone in the bathroom
>>69562561
He looks good natty i really dont know what was he thinking when taking dope
fucking gorilla retard
>>69562502
>His last fight was a decision!
>...against a normal sized human being.
This was the exact moment I knew Goobs was finished.
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-91-athlete-outfitting-pay-vets-tim-boetsch-rani-yahya-earn-biggest-shares
Was Banana only making 2.5k for his fight? I thought the minimum was 8k?
>>69562603
That text could legit be 3 words. Why does she have to over do it so much...
>>69562622
that's just reebux, not total disclosed pay
>>69562622
>https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
He got a 50k Fotn bonus.
>>69562622
Thats just Reebok pay
Apologize to him right now, /heem/.
>>69562520
What's with Chael's face? Dude looks spooked.
Okay /heem/, test yourselves, does this Adonis pass the eye and smell test?
Was this the biggest USADA blow to the UFC so far?
They could've milked Brock for at least 2 more fights.
>>69562622
John Lineker: $10,000
def. Michael McDonald: $5,000
lol
reebok is such a disaster for the fighters
>>69562613
Saunders next for K-taro yes
>>69562645
Roids gave 0 advantage to Brock. Hunt wss just fucking shit. Natty Brock without training would have beat him
>>69562658
Is that Fedor?
>>69562658
>before chemtrails
>after chemtrails
>>69562520
Chael looks a little cross-eyed here.
>>69562658
Are those 1mm 3d delts is he natty?
>>69562660
Yeah, I'm sure those two irrelevant flyweights could have made more sponsorship money than that.
>>69562671
no, it's kenny florian
>>69562561
He looks fucking bad, he's huge but he doesn't look good at all. He has a giant midsection and his pecs look like tits. There are much better looking steroid freaks out there
>>69562677
>flyweights
Will Brock Lesnar hold a press conference?
>>69562666
Considering Brock hasn't been natty since he was about 15 I don't think anybody could possibly know that
the city of mma
Are there any fights tonight?
r/MMA/here. Do you people actually discuss mixed martial arts here?
>>69562719
No. Now leave.
>>69562719
www.reddit.com/r/mma
@69562719
gonna have to try harder lad
>>69562719
1/10 b5+3
>>69562705
>UFC 199 and FN 91 did shit views
hope the chinese fix this
>>69562699
nah, he'll just have to deal with "steroids" chants when he goes back to the WWE
I got hooked up around UFC 195, can someone recommend me good UFC events prior to 195-200? I'm in the mood for some fights and there are no events tonight
>>69562024
>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY BOY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANYTHING BUT LELLATOR
I'LL TAKE TNA, WWE
ANYTHING BUT LELLATOR
PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What did he mean by this?
>>69562502
>they were scared little women
pure gold
I'm astounded how many here complain about ratings that ufc pulls(200 not getting enough because wimmin headlning ie.)
Who the fuck cares unless you're all ufc board members or some shit
>Hunts loss to Brock will become a NC
based Hunto
>>69562765
We are all ufc board members and some shit
>>69562754
>>69562771
would have been so much better if he knocked him out and he got popped
>>69562765
I own quite a bit of a percentage of the company watch your mouth
>>69562754
jake is looking terrible
>>69562753
He will heem Koreshkov and use his WW belt as leverage to get more Reebux
>>69562749
189, 100, 124, 140, 142, 145, 152, 155, 156, 150, 175, 176
>>69562754
>add nick diaz on sc
>think im gonna see loads of cool training snaps
all he does is party in the club with bitches
https://youtu.be/tSzQ7nuv1rM?t=1m12s
Really unprofessional
>>69562801
Literally Frank Mir
>>69562211
Cute
>>69562809
Thank you anon
>>69562817
Hey, Brock still fought. Unlike the unprofessional Jones.
>>69562802
9% is not much dayna
>>69562840
its more than you ur opinion=WGAF
where are these goofs coming from
>>69562765
It's an American thing. We do it with albums and movies too. We're all retarded.
>>69562389
SuperBoy is on the straight and narrow
>>69562744
Can somebody explain to me, like for real, are all these athletes in fucking steroids?
I haven't watched UFC in a while but it seems every week you get a new discovery of a fighter who was on drugs the whole time (i.e: JVJ and apparently Lesnar too). What the hell is going on?
My sides
>those shoes
the fuck is wrong with him?
>>69562895
UFC is the only major sport organization that tests seriously.
>>69562875
are those dress crocs?
How quickly would have USADA popped GSP?
is he natty?
>>69562946
2nd-3rd time they tested him
It's why he won't come back unless it's for a one time superfight
The people that are Anti-USADA are probably the same people that think owning a firearm is cool.
Meanwhile Lando is the only fighter to get popped for being too fucking dope.
>>69562926
As Canada said earlier though, casuals don't see it like this. They just reckon everyone is on the juice and the UFC is a cheaters sport.
Since casuals know I'm a UFC fan, they probably won't even give a shit when I tell them UFC has stricter drug testing policy than other sports and instead just think I'm fanboying and playing defense force
It's clear fighters need to unironically be careful now though. Everyone should just take the Mighty Mouse approach and send everything they take to USADA. Eventually we might even reach that point honestly and then the sport is cleansed
>>69562961
TRIGGERED
>>69562895
90% of all athletes in physically demanding sports are on something. The only reason they get flagged is so that testing organizations meet quotas and to help keep a public image by screwing over certain athletes. It sucks because the world has been indoctrinated to believe that using steroids is bad and harmful and only cheaters use them but the reality is steroids are effective and when properly introduced into the body will not cause severe harm like anti-doping propaganda likes to say it does. sry for typos and poor grammar im on phone and mildly buzzed
steroids rule natties drool
>>69562971
I believe this, i doubt steroids teach them how to fight anyway. Anyone who says "everyone is doing drugs" is obviously lying, i won't pretend it doesn't happen though
>>69562984
Like, in one sentence, how those steroids give you an advantage over someone that doesn't do them?
Post ALL NATTY fighters
>>69562995
>Anyone who says "everyone is doing drugs" is obviously lying
shut the heck up
>>69562995
>Like, in one sentence, how those steroids give you an advantage over someone that doesn't do them?
Mostly for endurance and recovery which are huge assets to people in physically demanding careers.
>>69562995
steroid can help your body recover faster from training, can help you train longer, can make you stronger, can improve your musculature endurance..etc
>>69563001
I will never tire of watch that. Hendo's turn next then we get to see Jacaroid fall.
You now remember Lyoto Machida
>>69562995
watch bigger stronger faster
>bork pissed hot
omg no way you guys can you believe it? who would have thought that i just thought he was a jacked white boy
>>69563033
>greased up 15 year old
>>69562971
>implying the sport will ever be cleansed
Athletes will go to insane lengths to cheat, just look at the shit that goes down at the Tour de France. We're just gonna end up with rich and well-connected fighters who can afford to be on the cutting edge of doping enjoying a huge advantage over less well off fighters who are forced to be natty because they can't afford to beat the tests.
At least with less restrictive testing, no-name fighters can dope just as hard as the big fish.
Who is your favorite CLEAN UFC FIGHTER?
>Rose Namajunas
List fighters who will get popped soon
Weidman (my boy but still)
Rockhold
Aldo
Lineker
Holm
>>69563066
Aldo lives in Brazil, he's safe
>>69563048
>muh designer steroids
If Alex Rodriguez and the Biogenesis Clinic can't get by, no UFC fighter will. Targeted, unannounced testing is a legit game changer.
>>69563066
Rumble
>>69563034
You might not know this, but Henry Cejudo won Gold in the Olympics. He rarely talks about it
>>69563061
That chick has some wicked tri's
>>69563090
one word, Carbon Isotope Ratio, something USADA doesn't do
>>69563066
Ngannou
Connor
I can do all this through him who gives me steroids.
>>69562861
That was such a great moment.
I never thought I'd be cheering Bisping on.
>>69563151
WADA uses carbon isotope ratios and yet their hit rate hasn't changed since they started in 1985.
>>69563151
that would literally ends the UFC if CIR comes out as a standard test for fighters.
>tfw my boy is one of the few natty fighters in the UFC
Seriously if you are a Brok fag and continue to support him after this you need to heem yourself. Natty boys only.
>eat clean
>train hard
>sleep well
>no fear
>no excuses
>>69563151
CIR tests are too expensive for how many tests USADA runs.
Who is your favourite atheist fighter?
>there are people who think GSP was natty
what do?
>>69563066
Alvarez
OSP
Conor
Jacare
Dennis Siver
Yoel (not for """"tainted supplements"""")
Tyron Woodley
GSP if he returns
>>69563224
>eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up
>>69563250
>le good ole "he was in roids because he was good"
what proof you have?
Anyone with a body better than this is 100% juiced out of their minds.
>>69563247
Nick Diaz
We're literally never even going to hear from Brock about this
>>69563261
his physique and that he ran away complaining about steroids and isn't coming back after USADA came in
I checked the WWE subreddit (SquaredCircle) but they're not even crying.
damn, I wanted to see some tears.
>>69563261
>le natty man in second trimester
>"One of the best pound for pound..."
>"Legit knockout power..."
>"One of the best fighters..."
What else am i missing?
Seriously i'm pretty sure the commentator is actually dead and they just push buttons with the same lines for each fight
>>69563286
doping doesn't matter as much in a fake sport I guess
>>69563166
>Ngannou
i think you are underrating black genetics
not just that, but BORN IN AFRICA black genetics
Lads Brock Lesnar is a white boy and jacked. It's clear this is either a case of tainted supplements, or just a silly thing USADA has on their banned list for no reason that Brock didn't know about
That's it.
>>69563261
>gsp
>natty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69563287
At least use a good pic, that looks natty as fuck
>>69563287
>le always the same picture with a convenient angle and lighting
>>69563317
LOLOL
>>69563259
Cena Bless
>>69563315
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>69563312
He just needed some boner pills for his mammoth of a cock
![Brock-Lesnar-busted-open-at-WrestleMania-31[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2TlYkbb.jpg "Brock-Lesnar-busted-open-at-WrestleMania-31[1]")
>tfw you can't fit under the Octagon
Jeff Novitzky was never my friend
I can't beat Ronda in UFC 2 for the life of me
>>69563365
Hed just bench press it.
>>69563388
did you try doing a head kick?
>>69563434
Yes. I knocked her down 3 times with spinning head kicks but she never stays down and if I try to finish her she just submits me.
>Google Cejudo's name
>His most recent tweet is about the Olympics
>>69563388
Submissions are super easy to pull off. Thats how I beat UFC 1 on max difficulty to get Royce and Bruce Lee.
>>69563445
Don't jump in to finish, kick her legs or body when she is down. Look for for the walk off KO, thats what I do when I get worked on the ground.
>>69563445
is see the developer fell for the undefeated hype so made it impossible to win against her. srry m8 maybe you should look up some cheatcodes or something
Isn't the WWE going to ban Bork now as well, since they like pretending they're a real sport and don't want Bork going crazy and killing his family?
>>69563487
>is see the developer fell for the undefeated hype
She's the only woman in my career mode who has full 100 rating in everything.
>>69563151
"CIR is a regular part of the USADA testing program for all athletes under USADA's jurisdiction, as well as a routine part of the anti-doping programs conducted by USADA in the sport of professional boxing," USADA said. "It is completely inaccurate to say that CIR testing would only be done if a T/E ratio is 4-1."
"CIR has been used by anti-doping organizations internationally since the early 2000s and there have been many athletes sanctioned by USADA and other national anti-doping organizations around the world as the result of CIR testing. CIR is an important tool in our toolbox and we use it strategically and effectively."
"USADA also collects longitudinal data that allows us to monitor any fluctuations in an athlete's own biological parameters and closely examine any changes or indicators," USADA said. "(USADA) can also confirm that for the (May 5) Mayweather vs. Cotto fight, all of the samples collected from both fighters underwent CIR testing."
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/boxing/post/_/id/1430/usada-counters-conte-assertions
>>69563524
>in the sport of professional boxing
the whole UFC roster is paid less than Mayweather
why don't USADA busts result in overturned wins?
I remember when Homero was busted he still had his win over Jacare listed. Something to do with the athletic commissions not being involved?
>>69563560
I wonder why in this day an age boxing is still able to hold such amazing payouts when the only time i hear people talking about boxing is when someone is about to fight the champ
>>69563580
Mexico
I am shocked that brock isnt all natural.
>>69563595
He is all natty
Beat it you cheeto fingered nerd
>>69563521
SHE HAS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEVEL BOXING JOE
>>69563560
I'm not sure what you're implying, m8. It's not like they pay for their own testing. Their response was specifically about Victor Conte criticizing their testing methods in relation to boxing.
>>69563606
THATS RIGHT. SHES A ONCE IN A LIFETIME ATHLETE MIKE
>>69563625
ONCE IN A LIFETIME?
ONCE IN HUMAN HISTORY
>>69563066
>>69563066
Woodley, dude's absolutely ripped
>>69563487
I've had her staggered before and then she teleports into a takedown on me
>Bork
>Jones
>Mini Mendes
>BJ Penn
>Machida
>Silva
>Mir
http://www.strawpoll.me/10756989
how often do people from other sports get caught using peds
>it's a fat fucking american thinks Brock is natty episode
>it's a fat fucking american thinks that Brock would've held down Hunt without his roid cheating episode
>it's a fat fucking american gets diabetes episode
you're all on cabohydrates. kys.
This is the natty goat, the spic Fedor
>>69563672
track and field is all the time.
The four major sports has "testing"
>>69563685
just keep him sea level at all times
>>69563654
truly once in a universe
>it's an australian takes pride in a fighter who literally isn't even australian
>>69563672
You'd have to be a mouth breather to get caught in mainstream sports. Bsseball has one actual random test a season. Their 1 offseason test and 1 training camp test are only for hGH which is only detectable for 72 hours.
>>69563033
>tfw moose was right the whole time
poor guy could have had a title shot by now if he didn't face pissoto roidgreasa
>>69563511
WWE has a wellness policy, which suspends a guy for 30 days for the first offense. The last time WWE suspended someone, they literally timed it so he would still be able to be in the main event of the next PPV.
Brock is one of their few remaining proven draws, so they probably won't do much.
I dont understand why so many people were pretending brock was clean
it was absurd.
>>69563769
nick diaz on steroids
>its a baba wages war against the world episode
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
u turkbros better be doing training 3x gi per week MINIMUM
>>69563714
>its an american takes diabetes tills before and after every meal of gravy from the mcdonalds gravy vending machine
When will they learn? hahaha
>>69562054
There was a brazilian comedian who had the exact same midget problem as Baba, from the looks of it
He died when he was around 40 years old, I guess people with that condition don't live for long
I don't get it, was Fedor's last win overturned or not? I thought the WMMAA said it should be a draw, but the Russians didn't give a shit and told them it's staying as a win for Fedor?
Wikipedia now states the fight as a draw too
https://twitter.com/FurysFightPicks/status/754106382257786880
>>69563799
>posting American cartoons
you have literally nothing of your own to be proud of
>>69563769
Belal Muhammad is a new boy of mine
DId that to Jouban after getting completely BTFO'd for two rounds
He took the fight on short notice and trained for it while fasting for Ramadan
>>69563811
It's the fucking Russia. nuf said
this man heems islam every day
>>69563819
>USADA requires fighters to forfeit their purse if they're busted. Lesnar had highest purse in UFC history at 2.5 mil
Literally not true
>>69563830
>someone in my country made a cartoon therefore i have something to be proud of
you should be more proud of your cucked out low test beta men who can't compete with australians
hahah fat faggots
>USADA trending on twitter
>Did Brock finally get popped?
>Yes he did
And no one is shocked.
>>69563511
WWE are a meme, they suspend people for 30 days if they test positive for stuff they don't even release out to the public cause their reputation is that important to them.
>>69563066
Luke is natty now. In Strike force he was greek god mode
>>69563926
fucking hell
http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/4/8/5595204/nate-diaz-breaks-silence-about-issues-with-ufc-dana-white-responds
Really makes you think...
If only Jones got tested on the 28th.
>>69563911
Wait is that Honda?
>tfw shit computer can't handle rolling sticky
:(
>People here unironically thought Brock was natty
>>69563952
me on the 2nd from the left.
where bellator stream
>>69562520
He has the face of an old lesbian
>>69562817
>It is what it is
>>69563945
>Retard signs a contract without reading it
Can't make this shit up
>mfw fighters thought 200 would be the moneymaker and pushed hard to be on it then it sucekd and now 202 will be the real deal
>It's an Amerifat argues for hours after UFC 200 that
>1. Brock is natty, and
>2. That he is stronger than Hunt, and
>3. That natty strength is what allowed him to hold Hunt down, and
>4. Therefore he is a better fighter
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
AMERICA IS FINISHED
>>69563989
http://bellator.spike.com/
>>69564012
>>69563677
you mad bro?
>>69564012
brock is candian
>>69564012
>Hunt is Australian meme
>all those americans using steroids
quick, better deflect the problem to hues
reminder to ignore australian posts unless it's the guy posting webms during events
>>69564019
i'm happy that justice has been done
your loser cheating culture continues
i'll be happier when some roid beta has a heart attack and zyzz in a sauna on a cut or in the ring infront of the audience
>>69564036
Truth
>>69563685
That's that American who thinks he's Mexican
>>69563061
>she will never ride your dick and react the same way she does the last 3 seconds of this webm when you make her cum and surprise her
Conor McGregor popped when?
>>69564042
Dude, the guy who got popped was Brock Lesnar, aka the albino gorilla from WWE. Shut the fuck up.
>>69564036
>Brazil champs before USADA: 5
>Brazil champs after USADA: 1
Really makes you think
>>69564061
WTF? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I HATE USADA NOW
daily reminder Brock gave himself diverticulitis from juicing like a madcunt.
>>69564042
>Implying Brock cares about UFC
Lol stay mad that your samoan man got manhandled by a legit FREAK athlete
>Jon Jones tested June 16
>Brock Lesner tested June 28
If those dates were reversed, UFC 200 would've been better or worse?
>>69564083
much, much better
>>69564064
tons of american fighters including champs like hendricks and pettis have performed like shit post USADA
>>69564083
a million times better, without question.
Imagine if Bones won and then got USADA'd
Canada BTFO
>>69564083
Wouldn't have sold nearly as many PPVs but would've been a better event.
>>69564083
Better, one fight would've been less shit and Hunto would've KO'd some can. Also would've had Jones getting stripped and suspended after his "comeback".
>>69564094
hendricks is so obviously off the gas
just looks like a fat man titted beta you'd see fishing with his fat beta friends
guy has literal tits now
Thoughts?
Reminder that when Brock was american he was natty and never popped but got caught as soon as he became a leafie
fucking canada i swear
>>69564098
Fuck the snowbacks
Cody Mckenzie is the true natty goat, Bisping is on the gas
go get your money Hunto
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc
>>69564098
>whoah dude check out that natty physique! guy has been training since college and even before then! hes a genetic freak! dude genetic freak!
>GSP
>Brock
Why are Canadians such juiced up gorillas?
>>69564094
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>>69564135
"The cheaters get a slap on the wrist and walk off," Hunt told MMA Fighting. "What penalty or deterrent is there to make them think twice? Nothing. And the [Nevada Athletic Commission], why should these [expletive] get anything? They are not the ones who had to fight with Lesnar or lose [to him]. I lost."
i fucking love mark hunt
see us white australians like mark hunt have principles, something you amerifats lack
Does anyone else remember that complete retard on heem before 200 trying to argue that brock was natty? lmfao
>>69564135
>42 year old obese fighter
>Being released as an option
See ya Cunt
>>69564148
which one? literally fucking dozens of them if not hundreds
IM A WHITE BOY AND IM JUICED
DEAL WITH IT
>It's an Australian Aspie thread
>Asking for 1 mill. or to be released
See ya Mark Hunt.
>>69564135
This delusional cunt
>>69564145
All that pic does is prove that Rockhold is a dumbass, and Frankie sucks.
>>69564149
>UFC have literally no names, even worse in HW
>Mark Hunt is a name HW
>Let's release him
you're a good goy, go into business or buy shares ;) you will make much money goy
is this documentary about roids Bigger Faster Stronger any good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWpxRa3wRm8
>42 year old Mark Hunt wants to be released
>>69564186
>blocked in my country
Someone's getting invaded
>>69562570
>juiced up fighters put on better fights
This meme again
>>69564177
>That flag
>That post
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3351442/Want-texts-appear-DON-T-use-punctuation-Researchers-say-stops-make-messages-appear-trustworthy.html
>>69564186
yeah it leans more towards pro-steroids
but it shows you how fucked up juicers are in the head, syntholers too
its basically
>everyone cheats so i cheat
>its my body ill do what i want (fair call unless you rely on private healthcare then you're fucking over the taxpayer by being a vain faggot)
>its not that bad only some guys die but if youre responsible itll be ok
>lots of us arent responsible
>synthol is funny to look at
>>69564175
I approve of this image.
>Mfw kept getting constant abuse from obese Austrialians for saying that Mark Hunt was a can that Brock would easily beat
>>69564145
>usada
>suddenly belts change the holder every event
You now remember Sharipova got popped and Williams didn't
>>69564252
PURE COINCIDENCE
Suddenly UFC sells when they realise there's never gonna be a dominate fighter again because it requires gas
PURE COINCIDENCE
Brock doesn't give a shit about any of this, he's got his fight and his money.
>>69564264
>there's never gonna be a dominate fighter again because it requires gas
>>69564264
it all makes sense
>>69564275
Yup. He did the UFC a big favor and carried UFC 200 on his back. He got paid.
>>69564175
That list was made by a 189er
Lesnar - steroid cheat who fought like a f*g
Frank Mir - former champion
Antonio Silva - guy who beat Fedor
Stipe Miocic - steroid user
Werdum - steroid user
Roy Nelson - pretty good fighter
Bigfoot again - was on steroids
JDS - steroids user
Struve - has a win over the current champ
Kongo - pretty good fighter
Ben Rothwell - pretty good fighter
Chris Tuchscherer - only can on that list
Sean McCorkle - was on steroids back thenm
Mousasi - steroids of peace
Manhoef - roided nig
Overeem - the prince of the needles
Fedor - lost to the GOAT
>>69564176
And it doesnt prove that DC beat brazils god Silva, or that the #1 p4p fighter is american, or that RDA got heem sleep'd by an american, or that Werdum got heem sleep'd by an american, or that the most dominant champion in ufc right now is american?
Trump will deport your welfare-collecting ass first day in office
>>69564282
you forgot something when you were typing out that reply
can you guess what it is
>>69564261
Sharapova is a clear cheat
>>69564291
>Fedor - lost to the GOAT
>>69564291
You didn't need to point out you are a 189. It just spills out of you.
>>69564291
>Kongo - pretty good fighter
huehuehue
>>69564282
that manlets gonna get popped eventually
50 year old manlets dont move like that in the wild, fatboy
>>69564291
>Kongo - pretty good fighter
Has there been a single good non top 5 HW fight since USADA?
>>69564175
Ok this is really creepy
@69564291
>Kongo - pretty good fighter
What did he mean by this?
>>69564333
>since USADA
you mean ever
>>69564335
>Spending 6 or 7 hours on a throwaway meme is creepy
>>69564333
Roy Nelson vs Jared Rosholt
>>69564349
You're trying to own it, but that doesn't change how weird it is
>>69562249
'popping' sounds worse
>>69564366
let him fight somebody with a wikipedia page before jumping to conclusions
You mean to tell me someone who performs in the WWE isn't natty? How could it be?
>>69564376
>It's ok to cheat just so long as everyone knows you're cheating
Why are Americans so fucking fat?
>>69564395
Where did I say it was okay to cheat?
The education system in your country is absolutely DIRE.
@abekanan
USADA has completely changed the game in the UFC. Cheaters will slowly be phased out and the good guys like @bisping will thrive.
>>69564273
>>69564261
serena always looked pretty natty
caption this photo
Misha my newest boy
You think he natty?
>>69564119
cody is my boy desu
>australia
>>69562437
Me. I like the roiders getting destroyed.
>>69562658
In just 45 days Alex Jones got a tan. Fascinating.
>>69564261
the williams brothers were born male fyi
>>69564433
he's on steroids
>>69564416
do you think they trib?
>>69564413
>Bisping is natty
Will the memes never end?
Since we all know Nate likes to fight for money, what's stopping him from losing to Conor so he can fight him one more time? He can beat him up for 5 rounds then let himself get "caught" by Conor and turtle up and this would set up a third fight and he gets paid double than if he went in there and just beat him up again. I just don't see how him winning this is a good choice.
>Jon Jones is kill
>Brock Lesnar is kill
>Chris Weidman is kill
>Luke Rockhold is kill
>Chael Sonnen is kill
>BJ Penn is kill
>Gilbert Melendez is kill
What did USADA mean by this?
How has the brazilians cheaters been able to taint the supplements of so many hard-working americans?
brazilians: invented MMA, the finest combat sport that there is
americans: invented steroids, which ruined the concept of competition in all sports
>>69564472
Him getting done would be hilarious
>>69564488
>BJ Penn
Oh look! Another overrated can!
>>69564493
>brazilian jiu jitsu
>invented by a japanese man
>>69564395
>it's an australian manlet gets angry at America episode
I love the post-USADA era so much holy shit
>>69564493
>brazilians
>>69564512
stop giving them yous lad
How embarrassing is it that the MW champion is ducking everyone ranked from 1st to 12th?
>>69564525
it's reasonable, considering he can't beat any of them
>>69564433
Lmao not even close, even has some gyno in some pics
>>69564503
he was pretty good when he actually trained
but most of the time he was a lazy coconut nigger tho
>>69564539
Gyno can be natural, you know?
>emil meek
>natty
>>69564525
>trying to put Hendo's shot on Bisping
Don't be dumb on purpose.
>>69564546
>educating amerifats
why try? unless it comes from a tv show i don't think they'll know it or trust it as fact
i could heem every australian here
Look Dad I'm natty
>>69564557
>13 ranked guy deserves a title shot
>We live in a world where Dan Henderson will become the UFC Middleweight champ
Is Askren natural?
>>69564589
did he died
>>69564560
>>69564560
>>69564560
NEW BREAD
>>69564560
>>69564560
>>69564560
>>69564546
For a guy as jacked and active as Cirkunov?
Unlikely
>>69564558
Lmao dont be bitter, Mark
>>69564595
>>69564598
Fuck you. still plenty of posts left here
>>69564557
He was actively campaigning for it.
>>69564608
It has nothing to do with build or body fat.
real new thread:
>>69564629
>>69564629
>>69564629
>>69564627
A naturally built person like that will not have gyno. So yes it does, dummy
>it's a /heem/ gets one step closer to being exiled to /asp/ episode
>>69564659
People naturally have gyno from puberty, skinny people with gyno is a thing, dilly
four hundred and ninety five
>>69564584
Does anyone else hate this wrestlefucker who constantly complains that he's not in the UFC?
>>69564710
Just put him against Maia till the funk stops
[500]
>>69562966
No argument there
>>69564525
who cares desu. bisping vs hendo is fun and has more meme potential than any other matchup.
>muh jacare
fucking faggots.
>>69564571
Was so glad when my boy Barbarena choked him out.
>>69562754
Conor stopped by?
>>69563769
I DID IT MY WAY......
