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>Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, has confirmed his disinterest in re-joining Manchester United, calling them an "abusive family". (ESPN)
>Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli, 25, could head to the Chinese Super League - if a deal is completed before the Chinese transfer window shuts on Friday. (Corriere della Sera, via Daily Express)
>The Football Association is set to interview Jurgen Klinsmann for the England job, but Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce is still the front runner. (Independent)
>Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri is set to sign a new four-year contract. (Leicester Mercury)
>The Foxes have submitted a third and final £15m offer for Burnley defender Michael Keane, 23. (Metro)
>Manchester City want Schalke and Germany winger Leroy Sane, 20, but think he is worth £35m and not the £42m being demanded. (Daily Telegraph)
>West Ham playmaker Dimitri Payet, 29, says that he is "100% staying" at the club after impressing at Euro 2016 with France. (Sun)
>Burnley have made an improved £6m bid for Jeff Hendrick, 24, but Derby want more for the Republic of Ireland midfielder. (Daily Mirror)
>Manchester United will have to pay midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger £14m to leave, with Paris St-Germain interested in the Germany international, 31. (Sun)
>Middlesbrough have agreed a €10m (£8.3m) deal to buy 28-year-old defender Neven Subotic from Borussia Dortmund, but need to secure a work permit for the Serb. (Teesside Gazette)
>Emanuele Giaccherini will move from Sunderland to Napoli for £1.2m, according to the 31-year-old Italy midfielder's agent. (Radio CRC, via ESPN)
>Eintracht Frankfurt are interested in signing Manchester United full-back Guillermo Varela, 23. (Kicker, in German)
>Juventus will compete with Arsenal for Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain, 28, and could meet his release clause of almost £80m. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Borussia Dortmund want to sign Stoke winger Xherdan Shaqiri, 24, as a replacement for Ilkay Gundogan, who has moved to Manchester City. (Stoke Sentinel)
>Barcelona are poised to offer Manchester City £55m for striker Sergio, 26 Aguero (La Barca)
>Dortmund are also interested in Newcastle midfielder Moussa Sissoko, 26, following Henrikh Mkhitaryan's transfer to Manchester United. (L'Equipe, in French)
>Hull City manager Steve Bruce has warned Italian sides Fiorentina and Sampdoria away from striker Abel Hernandez, 25. (Hull Daily Mail)
>Nottingham Forest are one of 10 clubs hoping to sign Manchester United goalkeeper Sam Johnstone, 23. (Nottingham Post)
>Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has reportedly told forward Joel Campbell, 24, to look for a new club, with some interest from Spanish side Valencia. (Estadio Deportivo, via Daily Star)
>Burnley are interested in Crystal Palace midfielder Lee Chung-yong, 28. (Guardian)
>Manchester City are considering a move for Bayern Munich's Joshua Kimmich, 21, who Pep Guardiola sees as Pablo Zabaleta's replacement at right-back. (Daily Mail)
>Stoke City have made enquiries about Everton midfielder James McCarthy, 25. (Daily Mail)
>Bournemouth are continuing their pre-season warm-up in Tokyo. They opted to go shopping at Comiket on Friday, with mixed results.
>Barcelona presented their new signing Lucas Digne, complete with face mask from a nasal operation he had a few days previously.
>Manchester United new boy Zlatan Ibrahimovic and prospective new signing Paul Pogba reportedly had dinner together in Los Angeles, complete with selfies (not of them together).
>France and Atletico Madrid forward Antoine Griezmann has got involved in the new Pokemon Go craze.
>New Chelsea boss Antonio Conte also channelled his inner Rihanna in his first news conference as manager at Stamford Bridge. Or at least that's how the Telegraph saw it.
>And Leicester City began their pre-season training, with Riyad Mahrez looking very happy to be back.
>Heart of Midlothian's new away kit has been compared variously to Mr Blobby, Battenberg cake and Fruit Salad sweets. (Sun)
>snubchester united
Why is Mou trying to push Basti out of the door? He's a model pro and can still play at the very top level. Obviously his injury-proneness is a bit of a worry, but if he stays fit it'll be like a new signing desu.
>>69554552
>Borussia Dortmund want to sign Stoke winger Xherdan Shaqiri, 24, as a replacement for Ilkay Gundogan, who has moved to Manchester City
It says in the article he's meant as a Mkhitaryan replacement. Which also isn't happening, since it's looking like they'll get Götze and Schürrle.
>>69554662
>can still play at the very top level
He can't really or at least not the level United need him to play at
Forgot he was even playing with United last season
If he was still elite, Bayern wouldn't have let him leave
City is whining about 7 mil? really?
Who should United get in place of Pogba? Sissoko?
I have a source that says Jack Grealish is close to joining Celtic.
>>69554671
He's not world-class granted, but he's still a player you can easily use in squad rotation and turn to in the big games to give you a solid and assured performance. I know he had a bit of a mixed tournament at the Euros, but the fact that he still gets into Germany's first team is significant. Need to balance experience and youth in the squad, and Basti could be a great example for the youngsters for a couple of years yet.
>>69554693
Carrick is still there.
>>69554696
Haha.
http://www.fcb.ch/de-CH/News/2016/07/14/Der-FC-Basel-1893-verpflichtet-Eder-Balanta?ext=.
Balanta to Basel is official.
>>69554696
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>>69554717
>striker and cm will have a combined age of 70
plz no
>>69554731
how many Eders are there?
>>69554679
Hey, we haggled for Sterling for ages before getting £1m off the asking price
>>69554702
He's not worth the wages and he only got on the German squad because he's the captain
You couldn't imagine Roy snubbing Rooney, could you?
>>69554731
wow?
>>69554552
>Wenger telling based Joel to leave
>unironically keeping Walcott
Preseason sadness
>>69554744
Mou needs a couple of deadwood players on his side.
He needs a B Team for the cups and Europa League.
So expect shitters like Carrick, Young, Fellaini, Smalling and Rppney to be there next 2 seasons.
>>69554785
>Smalling
>Shitter
Wew lad, hope this is bait that I'm swallowing. Based Mike Smalling is the best English CB at the moment, and possibly the best CB in the Prem.
>>69554746
I think both Basti and Roo would make the national squads even if they weren't captain. It's important to have experience in the squad.
>N’Golo Kante will sign his five-year #Chelsea contract in the coming hours. (RMC)
>>69554839
>Giving up Champions League football
If he was joining Mou at United I could understand since he would do well under him but the Chelsea move doesn't make much sense
>>69554826
Smalling is terrible, he's just a shirt puller.
>>69554852
Shirt pulling is one of the most important skills in the art of defending lad. Why do you think the cheating Italians are consistently the best defenders?
>>69554839
[relegation intensifies]
>>69554852
Shirt lifter*
>Barcelona are poised to offer Manchester City £55m for striker Sergio, 26 Aguero
strike what?
the barn outside the stadium?
how's the Paul Pogba to United situation?
>>69554839
He should've waited for a Real Madrid or Juve to come. No guarantee Chelsea even make the CL next season.
>>69554897
he's been seen dining with Javi Martinez
done deal la
>>69554897
What's worse, living in Muslim Paris or Paki Manchester?
>>69554888
> he doesn't rate Kun-aguero
>Manchester United will have to pay midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger £14m to leave
you don't pay them to come, you pay them to leave
>>69554912
>What's worse, living in Muslim Paris or Paki Manchester?
>Barcelona are poised to offer Manchester City £55m for striker Sergio, 26 Aguero (La Barca)
fuck off barca
>>69554914
>he thinks aguero isn't a club babby
>>69554926
Oh yeah, Paki Manc. Literally the lowest form of humanity.
>>69554946
>Oh yeah, Paki Manc. Literally the lowest form of humanity.
>>69554943
>Aguero beat Bayern by himself
>Aguero scored TWICE in injury time in the most extremely pressurised situation in footballing history
>Aguero scored 4 against Watford when they were 2-0 down at half time
>>69554943
>he thinks aguero isn't a bottom table feeding babby
i swear he scores a goal against crystal palace or whateer fucking obscure backwater town name that team had and he is dick sucked to no end, then disappears in the CL and internationally. I'd like to see his goal spread vs every team from the league, it's probably something miserable
>>69554963
fucking illiterate mong
aguero is dogshit for the NT
>>69554922
>I'll pay you 14m quids to fuck off
>>69554971
>aguero is dogshit for the NT
Who gives a shit when we're talking about club football?
>>69554971
Aguero never gets a chance with a NT, it's all about Messi
>>69554970
He scored 2 against Bayern when they were 2-1 down, needed a win and only had 10/20 minutes left on the clock
>>69554970
He was awful for that shit last season.
>>69554897
He was in eating dinner in LA, talking to a waiter origenly from Manchester, Texas
So it looks like a done deal la
>Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, has confirmed his interest in re-joining Manchester United, calling them his "first family"
Next time OP, why don't you actually not modify what you're copying from BBC Sport?
>>69554983
The original .webm had him in his NT colours
>>69554912
Well Paris isnt a pootherner shithole
>>69554999
Enjoy getting shot
>>69554997
OP is that poleaboo fucktard who puts retarded shit like that in everything he posts
i love trans lads
>>69555028
it's called trannies
>Cristian Ledesma, Victor Ibarbo, Hult and Wakaso to Panathinaikos
Is the Europa League finally coming home?
>>69555028
We know that already, Ronaldo.
meh, maybe 4th place
>>69555011
hahahaha pootherner detected
enjoy your heroin mate
I bet all you Brexiteers are proud now, huh?
Thanks a lot.
>>69554564
Another bandwagoning Pokemon fan. If you can't name at least 100 then leave the game
>>69555119
Those stumpy legs wew lad
>>69555050
I dont know,
You will struggle without a GK.
>>69554839
I hope he wasn't one of the Leicester players who convinced Vardy to stay.
>>69555050
>Ivanovic
>>69555105
French shouldn't have insulted bojo desu. No one had to die.
>>69554731
This nigger was based hidden gem meme player in FM.
>>69555204
I think he's been ded a couple of times since then. Still there are worse places than Basel to start out in Europe, if you want bigger clubs to become aware of you.
>>69555185
would be top lel if it was the case
>>69555204
>hidden
if Kanté goes I can imagine Leicester playing something like
--------------Schmeichel
Simpson-Morgan-Huth-Fuchs
Drinkwater----Mendy----Albrighton
Mahrez----------Vardy----------Musa
>>69554912
Paki Manchester is the safest part of Manchester.
>>69554552
>Barcelona are poised to offer Manchester City £55m for striker Sergio, 26 Aguero
Yeah because I'm sure he wants to compete with suarez instead of precisely no one at city
>>69555465
Messi is literally his best friend
>>69555483
but city will be able to better any of barcas wage offers and at his core aguero is a money grabbing rat
>>69555445
>Paki Manchester is the safest part of Manchester.
>>69555309
Hello relegation
>Liverpool are willing to listen to offers for Lazar Markovic
>Literally no talk of Lallana leaving
>No LBs linked apart from fucking Chilwell
o-ok.....
>>69555309
Fuck off Woy
>>69555309
still cant understand how the fuck this team won EPL
>>69555309
shouldn't they look for better rb?
>>69555524
Mahrez is literally world class
>>69554648
>>69554535
>believing a tranny's lies
real news:
>Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, has confirmed his interest in re-joining Manchester United, calling them his "first family". (ESPN)
>>69555564
why wasn't he called up for the French NT then
>>69555586
Because he declared for Algeria before he became good and realised France was possible for him
>>69555503
'no'
>>69555535
they have Hernandez who can double as an rb and are looking to sign Vidal from Barca, but I agree that Simpson isn't good enough
If pogba doesn't sign for Boro I'm gonna kms
Can't even make fun of French anymore.
>>69555641
kms?
>>69555714
Kill myself
>>69555714
kiss my stiffy
>>69555309
They'll sign another midfielder and striker and certainly wont play Albrighton as a CM. Amartey could slot in there.
>>69555445
Literally no. I live in south Manchester where everyone is white. If you go to north Manchester and wind up near Oldham, there's a mosque every three houses and it's also full of crime.
Ethnics live in poor areas, and poor areas are where the crime is.
>unironically paying an old pig climber with no legs 14 million pounds a year to be injured and spend the weekends in Munich
>gonna have to pay him 14 million more just to leave
>9 million was the fee to Bayern
>37 million for one half season of a perma crocked 31 year old schweinsteiger
>the unincorporated community of manure
>>69555918
nice try ABU but you're not baiting me this time
>>69555904
oh shut up, everyone knows all of Manchester is a shithole regardless who lives there
>>69555943
Love this meme
>Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli, 25, could head to the Chinese Super League - if a deal is completed before the Chinese transfer window shuts on Friday. (Corriere della Sera, via Daily Express)
>>69555904
>literal curry mile
but outside of rusholme, south does tends to be whiter than north
>two /trans/ threads
>>69555937
nice deflection but you cannot deny you got historically fleeced by Bayern (and basti)
>>69555978
wow, who would have predicted that it could happen
>>69555492
no he's not. Aguero can play anywhere in the world and still get the same money he'd get at city. You don't think united would pay top money for his services when they're paying rppney 300k a week? You don't think he'd get payed the same at Juve, bayern or real? Fuck outta here.
How long will the FA drag this out for?
new signing
Robin Li bought Ac Milan. I heard some chinese media said it is official any source on this please?
Any updates on the job to me situation?
>Sissoko to Dortmund
>German scouting
>>69557295
Probably not happening. They'll get Götze and Schürrle, and possibly Toprak if Kiev suddenly demands more from Leverkusen for Dragovic.
so when are Swansea getting a good player this transfer window?
(We got Fer January stfu)
monica monica
have a happy hannukah
>>69557119
it's not official yet, they still havent signed the contract, but it will happen next week
>>69557352
Fucking Ukrainians, trying to jew other clubs for every single cent.
>>69556120
>Klinsmann
please god let this happen
>>69557119
here are all the infos, it's in italian tho
http://www.corrieredellosport.it/news/calcio/serie-a/milan/2016/07/15-13497767/dalla_cina_robin_li_e_baidu_hanno_comprato_il_milan_ma_la_firma_sul_preliminare_non_c_ancora/
i really wish I could say Swansea could get top 4 this year but we REALLY REALLY need to sign some strikers
>>69557534
They're genuinely one of the worst for that. Sure Basel try to jew clubs out of however much they can get, but when a player says they want to leave, they generally accept it, and take a fair offer for them.
>>69557651
First Inter, now AC
Damn...
>>69557684
Leicester's brave Ulloa is coming lad
>>69557748
not good enough.
>>69557719
The Bejing derby
>>69557769
He will score around 15 goals if he gets consistently started.
>>69557797
I WANT WILFRIED BONY BACK GOOD FUCKING DAMN IT
GIB BAK JOE ALLEN AS WELL
>>69557769
nolan roux is coming haha
>>69555050
Conte will never play Fabregas in a midfield with 2 players.
>>69557837
Walk towards the camera
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
i have a source that tells me than Christian Eriksen is about to join BVB
>>69557919
confirmed la
>>69555050
imo desu
who can stop them lads?
>>69557949
wheres Kante
>>69557968
west ham
>>69557968
themselves
>>69557995
who do you think he meant by workrate man
>>69558008
Willian?
>>69558004
>this meme
>>69557232
Don't give in to the job meme and expand your mind.
>>69557968
A slightly above average defense
>>69557534
Don't hate the player
>>69558034
imagine waking up as a marxist neet
wow haha
>>69554535
lol
>snubchster
who are we signing lads?? Kante or anyother solid CDM would be perfect
>>69558034
>imblying anyone can stop the KUN with service from the brownie and nolito
>mfw
>>69557995
is it official yet? if it is that's the NEW in midifield
>shitty
what a shit team but they were one of the steps towards la undécima
dubs and I go to mcdonalds
am i the only one not particularly impressed by the manchester clubs?
i think they'll both definitely get top 5 but don't see them dominating the league like people say
>>69558120
I hope you realise that spainfags and especially madridistas fucking hating chicanos like you faggot
>>69558144
lmao I'm not a Chicano you'd dumb amerilard
Madridistas in /sp/ are chill as fuck only jordis get mad
>>69558126
2 double cheeseburgers and a coke zero plz
>>69558138
After last season I don't really have any expectations for this one.
>>69556073
>payed
>>69558160
>coke zero
kys
>>69558157
Yeah your just a wetback
Eder Alvarez Balanta to FC Basel for 3.5M
>Buying FM players
>>69558216
but I don't live in the us faggot lol what are you a poo in loo a sandnigger or a mad cubasnito like most antimexicans here in /sp/
>>69554852
Literally "le foul them early man", if Van Laal didnt park the bus twice over every game Smalling would get exposed
Who can stop us? Keep in mind >we beat Dortmund before it sold all its best players to City and United.
>>69555118
I'm assuming you mean of the first 150
Without googling or the help of the encyclopedia, etc
Bulbasaur, ivysaur, venusaur, squirtle, wartortle, blastoise, charmander, charmeleon, charizard, weedle, kakuna, beedrill, caterpie, metapod, butterfree, pidgey, pidgeot, pidgeotto, rattata, raticate, electabuzz, pikachu, raichu, voltorb, electrode, geodude, graveler, golem, onix, vulpix, naruto, growlithe, arcanine, articuno, zapdos, moltres, dratini, Dragonair, dragonite, muk, grimer, ekans, arbok, eevee, vaporeon, jolteon, flareon, spearow, fearow, eggsecute, eggecutor, abra, kadabra, alakazam, hypno, drowzee, gastly, haunter, gengar, lapras, seel, dewgong, slowpoke, slowbro, staryu, starmie, tentacool, tentacruel, machop, machoke, machamp, mankey, primeape, kabuto, kabutops, kangaskhan, rhyhorn, rhydon, aerodactyl, magnets, even more magnets, Oddish, gloom, vileplume, trollbat, golbat, magmar, chansey, magikarp, dragonair's other evolution, koffing, weedzing, sandshew, sandslash, goldeen, seaking, mew, mewtwo, meowth, Persian, and hitmonlee and hitmonchan I'm pretty sure make 100
And I don't play that stupid game
>>69558308
What the fuck is this shit.
>>69558317
autism
>>69558317
Sorry, I took that reply as a challenge. Im drunk and autistic. Bad mix
>>69558327
>image.jpg
>>69558325
>Im drunk
its 10am
>>69558327
he left bayern's bench to sit on juve's? No way he gets a game ahead of chiellini and bonucci.
>>69558343
Its 12 pm, and I have the weekend off and the house to myself.
The binge drinking is real this weekend
>>69558345
If they plau 3 at back he will slowly replace Barza.
>Kasey Palmer
Chelsea fans, is this kid any good?
>>69558216
>your
>Burnley are looking to sign Liverpool defender Jon Flanagan on a season-long loan deal. Manager Sean Dyche has inquired about the player's availability after being quoted £4m for Leeds full-back Charlie Taylor, report The Sun.
>Dyche won't spend £4m on a defender
He's trying that "muh money" thing again, isn't it?
Looks like they're nailed on for relegation once more.
friendly reminder that signing more than 3-4 first team players in one window doesn't work
>>69554535
>€10m for Subotic
Finally a transfer that actually makes financial sense. Getting tired of this shit now.
>>69558472
>who are watford
Payet is already 29, why do so many clubs want him?
>>69558472
utd bought hargreaves, anderson and nani in summer 07 and won the CL + PL
>>69557232
>>69558034
>not having a job
top kek losers
>>69558472
>inter 2009-10
>>69558482
they started well but fucked it by the end of the season
also let me rephrase, it will sometimes work well for newly promoted sides in an attempt to barely stay in the division, but nothing more
>>69558515
>moving the goalposts
>>69558506
>unironically feeling superior because you are a slave
>>69558387
Pretty talented tbf, can play in a few positions and has a decent free kick on him. I can't say I know all that about him, but as far as I know he's one of the absolute top talents in the academy.
What about this Wolves takeover, is it going to happen?
>>69558502
He has shown he is a class talent that can win games
People get too drawn in on having the youngest team possible.
Youth means inexperience, and inexperience means blunders.
The best teams have a mix of young, old and middle age developed players
Lowest average team age is nothing but a meme stat people crutch on when they have nothing else to turn to.
>>69558453
no they're signing lee chung-yong, they'll be fine!
>>69558521
>"haha you make a decent living? what an idiot"
>>69558515
I think you should just admit defeat and rather change your point. In MOST cases signing a bunch of starters isn't going to be a good idea one way or another. Unrest/morale issues, bad chemistry, mercenary attitudes etc.
>>69558566
>decent living
>when he has to work
>>69558589
I reap of the fruits of hard work when I got my time off. I can pay for my own shit and feel good about myself. Also that after work feeling is fantastic. In addition to that women love a man that's actually doing something with his life. What the fuck are you doing with yours?
Do you think he can bounce back into form and lead Dortmund to glory?
>>69558530
Well I have no idea where >we're planning on playing him or who he'll be competing for a start against desu. He's our 12th signing of the summer.
>>69558046
Truly the memest of feelings
>>69558619
>he can bounce back into form
Maybe
>lead Dortmund to glory
Doubt it
>>69558610
>when I got my time off
>that after work feeling is fantastic.
You are praising work because of your feelings when you are not working, let the absurdity of this sink in.
What's even sadder is that you genuinely fell for the classic society scam of feeling validated because, supposedly, women like a man who work. You do not care about your job, you just need to have other people tell you you are a good boy.
The only somewhat good point is the financial one, but that's not a good thing. The fact that you are forced to have a job to pay for what you want shows that wok is a necessity, on the same level of taking a pill for headache, and not something positive in itself.
>Burnley have made an improved £6m bid for Jeff Hendrick, 24, but Derby want more for the Republic of Ireland midfielder. (Daily Mirror)
Top kej, he was literally our worst player at the euros. Not worth 2 bob.
>>69558673
I like my job.
>>69558623
Think he can do a job pretty much anywhere in midfield apart from DM. He's versatile and can probably master a CM role nearly as well as CAM/winger. Don't think he's quite got the pace for a typical winger in English football, but he should be able to do a job none the less.
Just hope he gets a fair shot and doesn't become an old classic back-up loanee meme.
>>69558673
Tinfoil hat back on Luigi. I enjoy what I do, working in a science lab is rewarding for other reasons than getting a par on the back and financial benefits. How did you pay your laptop by the way? Money is just bullshit right?
People like you are truly the biggest frauds in the entire world. Claiming to be happy without money while leeching off your parents. One day they'll be dead and you'll be fucked m8. Enjoy life as an eternal virgin in the streets while I cash my checks and take pride in what I've accomplished.
>>69558673
>supposedly,
sorry your pizza delivery uniform didnt impress girls luigi
>>69558673
i like my job and it's a productive one, not just a necessity for money.
>>69558673
Based LRL
>>69558730
He'll get a fair shot because Wagner rotates like crazy, even our terrible players get a decent number of starts.
Also, LRL what the hell are you doing to the thread.
>>69558673
>Not joining an enterprise that offers a valuable service or creates an innovative product
Wew
>>69558629
hen E up dates on chav E mart tin ness spanner lever pool situation
what the fuck mate
>>69558761
He's triggering everybody.
>>69558327
Hope Benatia will be able to stay fit at Juventus. Shame it didn't work with him and Bayern.
>>69558768
I think it's meant to be tool not spanner, la.
>>69554535
>England wants Jurgen Klinsmann
Please for the love of God take him
>>69558673
> supposedly, women like a man who work.
>supposedly
Hearty kek
>>69558794
could have just put the number 2 to be honest it really confused me
>>69555204
>>69554731
>River Plate back to being a selling club while league form crumbles
I didn't want these feels to come back
Is Barcelona the microsoft of football?
All they do is to buy every potential competition.
>>69554662
lel he never played at any top level, he's a Kroos tier fraud
>>69558730
> I enjoy what I do, working in a science lab is rewarding for other reasons than getting a par on the back and financial benefits
That's not what you said before though.
> Money is just bullshit right?
I never said this. What I said is that working is a necessity for people who need money.
> One day they'll be dead and you'll be fucked m8
I am not a neet though.
>virgin
And then you go back to thinking about women when you said that working is rewarding in itself.
>>69558715
>>69558746
Nice, but it has nothing to do with what I said in that post. I am replying strictly to things he wrote, I didn't say that he does not like his job, just that he doesn't care.
>>69558820
And I forgot the smug.
>>69558817
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I'd just like one season with a normal away kit. Red and black maybe.
>>69558820
When you have to frantically defend yourself you know you've fucked up. Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again.
wageslaves BTFO
>>69558673
what if one actually like his work
>>69558906
Please tell me where you get your money from. How are you even alive right now?
RIP Paul Gascgoine
>>69558906
I'm going to quit my job first thing Monday morning desu.
>>69558920
>this mad
>>69558673
Footballers are working. Guess they don't get bitches.
>>69558932
Were his ears always this pointed? he looks like a goblin.
>>69558695
>£6m for Jeff Hendrick
wew lad
£3m on George Boyd was bad enough last time.
>>69558932
Fucking saved
>>69558629
>>69558768
>hen e [any] up date on chav e mart tin ness tool lever [too liver] pool situation
>>69558673
I'm a paramedic, I love my job. I'd do it >for free
>>69559162
u ever fukd a ded body
>sky sources: kante to chelsea for £32m
fucking hell
>>69559211
Sugoi
433 then?
>>69559211
but why?
>>69559244
Russia money
>poocastle
>>69559211
Gonna be playing for Vitesse in January.
>>69559295
>is a manlet black man
>wanting anything to do with Russia
Thoughts?
Replacements?
YOUFF?
>>69559295
>implying the other clubs involved wouldn't be willing to pay the same wages
>>69559384
I'm biased, but wouldn't you rather have Blind back in defensive midfield?
>>69559384
>not benching Rooney
When will you learn?
Also Maureenio said that Jones and Smalling would be first choice kek
>>69559244
>>69559211
Desus, people seriously underestimate the 'pull' that Chelsea have. He had United and Real Madrid chasing him but he still chose Chelsea
feels good lads
>>69559497
by pull you mean wages right? i'm sure you meant to say that.
>>69559520
>anyone competing with scum united in a wage race
Reminder Luke Shaw was well on his way to his favoured club Chelsea until Man U dropped a cashbomb in his lap.
>>69559497
>pull
>10th place
>not even consolation prize of Europa
Chelsea are Liverpool tier. It's only money that has dragged him to Chelsea.
>>69559520
>implying Real Madrid and United wouldn't pay his wages
wew lad
>>69559583
>utd/madrid offer 200k a week
>chelsea offer 250k a week
it's that simple lads
>>69559583
>implying Real Madrid or Man Utd would buy an ugly black manlet
literally everything about is not marketable.
>>69559579
your tears taste so good la, cry more
>>69559590
>>69559600
nonsense
Chels are coming back again, you can't stop it
>>69559520
Again, do people seriously believe United, Arsenal or PSG wouldn't be willing to stump up £150k a week?That's chump change to these clubs now.
>>69559574
>>69559590
>>69559600
^see this for further rebuttal
>>69559629
tell me what is this magnificent 'pull' chelsea supposedly have
don't say london because that is such a bullshit copout
>>69559644
>>69559632
>madrid and utd are focused on better targets
>chelsea are desperate for anything and offer crazy wages for a player who had one good season
it's really that simple. if madrid truly wanted him he'd be there right now, and leicester would most definitely sell to madrid instead of chelsea.
>>69559647
what pull don't they have?
Litterally one of the most supported clubs in the world, top squad, enigmatic successful manager with a vision, rich as fuck, excellent facilities. You want any more lad?
When will the Chelsea is shit tier plastic club meme die, we're literally the biggest club in London and the biggest club in England behind United
>Gotze would rather return tl the club that he openly Judas'ed that go to Liverpool
>>69559678
t. CMN
>>69559668
better targets? Like who?
>inb4 poogba
Pogba plays a different role, and there are few b2b midfielders on the market as good, and as affordable as Kante
>>69559647
It's their recent history.These early to mid-20s players have grown up watching the PL and Chelsea.Everyone I know here considers Chelsea one of the biggest clubs in England, ancient history is only relevant to those who need it for argument's sake.
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/754018012894748674
Serey Die back to Basel is done. Which is their 8th signing.
>>69559698
>Kanté
>box to box
>>69559678
>Litterally one of the most supported clubs in the world
incomparable to utd and madrid
>top squad
madrid don't have a top squad?
>enigmatic successful manager with a vision
unproven in the PL, last time we had a meme 352 coach who came off a relatively successful international tournament, he failed hilariously
>rich as fuck
>excellent facilities
so do madrid and united
it's sad that kante is going to abandon CL football for more money, it really is
>>69559713
MAD AS FUCK
>>69559728
I bet you were also going on about Hazard choosing money over legacy when he signed for Chelsea over you guys too.
>>69559647
London is a pretty big pull though. If I for some reason had to go work in England I'd want to go to London over any other city there.
>>69559728
you a spurs fan lad?
It's not all so black and white. Remember when Willian turned down Tottenham for Chels because he supports Chelsea? Chelsea are a huge club and United and Madrid got snubbed. End of. Just because the Chelsea is rich and full of mercenaries meme is still alive and well, doesnt mean that Kante went there for money
>>69559757
>k...kagawa is b...b..etter
Was delicious how mad they got
>>69559757
chelsea had just won the CL and offered CL football
kante is leaving the club that made him relevant, not even staying for their one season of CL football just so he could earn a few extra thousand pounds a week playing for the 10th best team in the league
still not sure what this pull is
>>69559713
What did he mean by this?
>>69559714
>actually paying 3 million for Balanta
thank you Basel you are my greatest ally
>>69558047
Kante is going to Chelsea bud.
Unpopular opinion: Kante is Joe Allen tier.
>>69559849
(you)
>>69559839
It's not like it matter who they sign really, they're going to win the league anyway. They just got over €20m for Embolo, and bought two players to replace him, for a combined €7m.
>>69559764
>portsmouth
>>69559686
Duh. He fired his agent over him trying to get him to go to Liverpool.
>wanting to play in a club that spent over £600m in 10 years and won 1 (ONE) League Cup in that time
>who finished 8th last season and won't even be in Europa
>even Arselel has won more trophies in 10 years than Liverpool
>and on a cheaper budget
Top kek. Liverpool is the joke that keeps on giving.
With who are they going to fill the gap left by Kante?
>>69559849
Hence why he joined chelsea, he's gotta cash out before being exposed
>>69559926
mendy
>>69559908
He'll probably get back in form playing in a babby league with no pressure, but the guy is fucked up in his head, has panic attacks and shit like that. Basel will jew some bigger club for a lot of money and he'll flop hard
>Ukraine appoint former AC Mlian and Chelsea striker as manager
>>69559926
Amartey and that new guy they signed.
>>69559950
>Basel will jew some bigger club for a lot of money and he'll flop hard
That's basically their business model.
>>69559953
2004 he was one of the best players in the world at Milan.
Amartey is genuinely at least as good as Kante
any update on the literally any left back to Liverpool situation?
I can't deal with Moreno for one more season
>>69559997
They were apparently looking at Widmer, but he's a rightback, so I don't quite understand that one.
Will Kante be exposed at Chelshit? Drinkwater clearly did all the hard work and made him look good.
Any update on Efe Ambrose being lynched?
>Marlos Moreno to join City....
>And get loaned right back
Yawn.
>Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 23, has confirmed his disinterest in re-joining Manchester United, calling them an "abusive family". (ESPN)
On a list of things that didn't happen, this is ironically top. He didn't say that anywhere you fucking melt.
>Manchester United will have to pay midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger £14m to leave, with Paris St-Germain interested in the Germany international, 31. (Sun)
L M A O no. There is zero chance Basti leaves this summer. Zero.
>Eintracht Frankfurt are interested in signing Manchester United full-back Guillermo Varela, 23. (Kicker, in German)
This one might happen as we are looking to offload him. I don't know where he'll go though.
>The Foxes have submitted a third and final £15m offer for Burnley defender Michael Keane, 23. (Metro)
Crazy that it's Michael that people are talking about big fees for. Will was always the more promising one.
>>69560009
>implying it will hold his weight
Think these things through, lad.
>>69559997
they're in advanced talks with 2001 Roberto Carlos
>>69560031
Not like everyone said the exact opposite thing last season or anything.
>Your Club
>Who you need to buy next
>Who you need to sell next
>>69560066
Leltic
Kolo Touré or similar experienced CB
Efe "Useless nigger" Ambrose
>>69560066
Chelsea
Centre back, preferably Boipucci but I'd settle for Koulibaly
Sell Matic
>>69560066
Utd
Pogba
Tyler Blackett
>>69560066
>PSG
>another backup CB
>Matuidi
>>69560066
Spurs
A skillful pacey winger
Mason, Carroll
>>69560080
Should just buy Patrick Banggaard. I think he used to partner Sviatchenko at FCM. Young and probably not too expensive.
>>69560066
Hull
A striker that isn't Robson Kanu
Diomande
>>69560066
Swansea
A fast striker that'll get in the box
Gomis
>>69560066
Arselel
A proper strike, a multi-positional defender, a proper left-winger
Walcott, Oxlade Chamberlain, Campbell
>>69559997
4 year deal for Jose Enrique on the table
>>69560066
>Boro
>More strikers
>Dead weights like Adam Reach and James Husband
How long til >Mouyes collapses at United?
>>69560066
BVB
Pacey attacking mid who can dribble, defend, assist and score blooters
Rode, Schürrle
>>69560155
<24 hours
They'll get spanked by Wigan tomorrow
>>69560080
>>69560086
>>69560087
>>69560089
>>69560095
>>69560108
>>69560110
>>69560127
>>69560156
Did not know so many club owners are browsing /trans/
>>69560156
Rode's been pretty solid so far. It's only preseason friendlies, but he hasn't looked out of place at all.
>>69560182
they all are, i spaffed in karen bradys hair after meeting her in /epl/
Wew la it was windy today in south France
>>69560182
>Implying I will ever be on the level of Steve Gibson
>>69560156
[Serious point] Sebastian Rode is the best player in Dortmund's squad.
>>69560165
>Liverpool just about beat Tranmere Rovers 1-0 in a friendly
>light flares and throw them on pitch to celebrate
>invade the pitch after the whistle goes as if they'd won the Quadruple or some shit
>loads of people could be banned
Was funny as fuck.
>>69560224
>no fun allowed
>>69560182
sheikh mansour here 2bh
>>69560261
stop pretending to be me
>>69557470
rarely has there been so much autism in a thread so small, prepare for cringe
>>69560215
wew, almost a miracle then Froomey didn't get blown away.
>>69560272
no u
riggity row is coming
>>69560215
who's that?
didn't hear anything about etixx riders hitting the rocks
>>69560197
>Oberliga
>2. Bundesliga
>>69560223
You fell for the heart and physicality meme.
Look at the stats, he barely tackles and loses 69% of his duels.
I question his heart too because he went to his last club to sit on the bench.
>>69560312
Alaphilippe
>>Barcelona are poised to offer Manchester City £55m for striker Sergio, 26 Aguero
what are they gonna do with Suarez and Aguero, something like Ter Stegen and Bravo? one plays the league and the other the cups?
I don't think either would fancy having a minimal role at the club
Pogba et Lukaku in Miami
>>69560340
>what are they gonna do with Suarez and Aguero
Exactly, this rumour is complete bullshit
>>69560333
Oh yeah, right, hence the bloody face. Miracle he didn't break anything there.
any updates on the gotze to spurs situation
are we going to sign anything like at all??
>>69560354
Pogba to Everton confirmed
>>69560354
koeman really wants to make an impact
>>69560382
Not happening
>>69560066
Real Madrid
a cdm like Kante or Javi Martinez and a solid EU RB
Danilo just because brexit
>>69559211
>paying that much for a meme player
>>69560411
>Carroll and Mason still in the team
>>69560440
No other creative AMs as back-up to Eriksen
>>69560449
Then that's who we need to target in the window. I will NOT have another season of Mason
>>69560440
>>69560449
They'll both do better as shitter Eriksens than as shitter Dembeles.
>>69560460
No idea who's available but it's not Gotze because absolutely going back to BVB
>>69554826
>Based Mike Smalling is the best English CB at the moment
Doesn't mean he's not average.
Borussia Cuckmund
>>69560504
With a what in what?
>going from a team who is playing the CL to Chealshit
top lel
>>69560517
masters in chemistry
>>69560504
Don't care
>>69560569
>social sciences
>>69560504
Congrats, friend
>>69560586
Hes teaching our next generation how to do chemistry. Not a bad degree tbqh
>>69554535
so what's the deal with James Rodriguez? think RM will get rid of him or keep him on the bench?
>>69559497
>Implying utd or real was after kante
If it makes you feel better pham
Kante is a meme, he was nowhere near the same level he was in the Prem when he played in the Euros.
>>69560586
>chemistry
>social sciences
?
>>69560776
Modric and Kroos are better. hames was a '14 WC meme signing
>>69560851
>Modric and Kroos are better
They also play different positions.
Mick Jagger will soon have a child who is younger than his great-granddaughter.
Jagger's daughter Jade, born 1971; Jade's daughter Assisi, born 1992; Assisi's daughter Ezra, born 2014.
Uhhh coup going on in Turkey rite now
>>69560866
Are you retarded?
>>69559384
brothwick-jackson instead of rojo, fuck him I can play lb better than him
>>69560907
Rodriguez plays a different position than Modric and Kroos.
>>69559784
>Remember when Willian turned down Tottenham for Chels because he supports Chelsea
kek
>>69560900
Getting that mad about a euros defeat
>be Turkish
>suffer military coup
>>69559997
couldn't you use Ings as a wingback?
>>69560794
mong
>>69560900
it's more of a putsch tbf
>>69560971
Yeah seems like it
>>69560900
Mad world
I'm sensing a lot of negativity in this thread and I don't appreciate that.
Tell me what's bothering you or I'll crawl into your room and tickle your ass
>>69560962
Stoke tried the >striker at fullback meme, didn't go swimmingly
creative solution though
Erdogan has probably shut down access to 4chan.
Imagine sitting in your apartment in Istanbul and being unable to access /pol/ tomight
>>69560080
I thought St. Juste was close to signing, or whatever his fucking name is
>>69560385
It depends on Kroos leaving. For the moment, the only move that could happen would be to take a player on loan if Jese is given on loan to Espanyol,which will probably not happen
>>69561029
>I'll crawl into your room and tickle your ass
That's an oddly specific threat.
>>69561045
>St. Juste
For real?
>>69561072
most of /sp/ are autistic nerds that got beaten up in high school so threats of violence don't work
>>69561074
case in point
JUSTE
>>69561074
http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/competitions/premiership/rumour-mill-rangers-eye-joe-dodoo-jerry-st-juste-to-celtic-mark-oxley-exits-hibs-1-4176139
Probably talking shit, but a man can hope
>>69561100
> with some fans believing a deal is close to being completed.
Is this actually worth writing?
>>69560108
Diomande has been a fucking waste. Even worse than Proschwitz was.
>signed when he was injured
>goals have been flukes
>does very little else
I remember him skying one from about 20 yards out in the second leg of the playoff semi when he should have passed to Abel. Fucking idiot.
Is he coming back home la?
oscar to literally anywhere when lads
>>69561350
Never.
>>69561239
Röckenhaus has said it's likely, along with Schürrle.
>>69561035
>Erdogan has probably shut down access to 4chan.
Doesn't mean shit
>>69561350
Oscar is staying
>Squrtle dumped on Fenerbache
>Turkey about to go to war
Why do EPL players go there?
Do they even read the news?
>>69561535
>go to war
Do you know what a coup is?
Skrtel's been in Turkey 48 hours and already their defence has collapsed
>>69561644
kek
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/15/riyad-mahrez-leicester-city
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VARDY WILL PIGGYBACK ON HIS DECISION AND GO TO ARSENAL AS WELL NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69561833
>frenchies in charge of putting up a fight
Typical.
>VARDY WILL PIGGYBACK ON HIS DECISION AND GO TO ARSENAL AS WELL NOW
Yeah, no.
Don't get what the big fuzz about Kante to Chelsea is desu. It's a club that suits him well and I can really see him playing in a Chelsea shirt. Leaving Leicester is a risky move, but not moving to a club that's objectively at least 100 times bigger is a hard thing to resist, no matter how well Leicester did last season.
>>69558345
juve often has injury problems at the back
benatia is not even bad desu, wouldve be a great signing for one of the top 4 in the epl
>>69562348
>juve often has injury problems at the back
And I'm sure Benatia will really solve that.
>>69562278
>chelsea
>big club
>>69562461
MEMES
E
M
E
S
fucking hell
>>69562815
we don't speak surrender, pierre
>>69562863
"I want to fuck really hard"
Is pogba to united completed already?
is Sidney Royel Selby III just a meme player or he has potential?
>>69557769
Swansea should sign Joel Campbell
2013: Dortmund buy Mkhitaryan to replace Gotze
2016: Dortmund buy Gotze to replace Mkhitaryan
>>69560066
>Man United
>Pogba, Messi, Ronaldo, Bale, Reus, Neymar, Modric, Iniesta, Suarez, Lewandowski, Busquets, Ramos, Alaba, Boateng
>Blind, Jones, Darmian, Carrick, Rooney, Depay, Lingard, Herrera, Young, Valencia, Fellaini, Romero, Januzaj, Mata, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger (dont worry though, they are all world class and we'll make a profit easy)
>>69558054
>Nolito
Poor man's Pedro
>>69565919
hes nothing like pedro
>>69565919
>Poor man's Pedro
Pedro is utter shit. Chelsea fell for the 'H-He was at Barca he must be great' meme
>>69554535
>Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli, 25, could head to the Chinese Super League
JUST
so much wasted potential
