>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)
Lightweight
Tony Ferguson def Landon Vannata via rd 2 Submission(D'arce choke)
Middleweight
Tim Boetsch def Josh Samman via rd 2 TKO
Heavyweight
Daniel Omielańczuk def Oleksiy Oliynyk via Majority decision(28-28,29-28,29-28)
Welterweight
Keita Nakamura def Kyle Noke via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)
Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)
Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO
Brendan Schaub is a god
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
CHRISTFAGS BTFO
CHRISTIAN ROCK BTFO
HEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY
HOLY FUCKING SPICE
manlet power
>>69536042
based bulgaria
Of faggots
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEM
CHRISTFAGS BTFO
>>69536067
based bulgaria
HEEEM SLEEEEPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM
SPICY HEEM
HOLY SHIT WHITE BOY BTFO BY A BROWN MIDGET LMAAAAAOOO
holy shit Lineker belongs at BW
FIRST FOR BANANA LITERALLY JUST GAVE UP AND DIDN'T GET CHOKED
DAAAAMMM, Roido Baggins throws HAAAAARRDD
holy fuck Lineker you are a goddamn hurricane of violence
MEMEDONALD KEKED BY A LITERAL MIDGET
DOMINICK SNOOZE IS ABOUT TO GET STEAMROLLED
lmao try singing now faggot
>>69536007
That was an easy $10
I'll head over to /bet/ now
>Lineker will never be a flyweight hue Dodson
REST IN PIECE BABY THANKS FOR THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOO LINEKER ALL FUCKIN DAY BABY
HAHAHAHA
lmao at that """"techniique""" from lineker
>There are """fight fans""" who skipped this card
WHITE JESUS BTFO
BASED SHITSKINS WIN AGAIN
TRUE BROWN JESUS
MANLET
POWWWWAAAAAAAA
>10/10 chin
>10/10 power
If he gets his cardio sorted Lineker is a scary mother fucker
Now where can I watch the Ferguson Banana fight?
>this free Wednesday night card was better than ufc 200
who /glaschin/ here?
>rekt by bilbo
Anyone REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY not want to see Dominick Snooze tire Lineker out and win a boring fight?
Heem'd by a 5'3" guy.
>City of lanklets
this card was pretty fucking spicy desu
Apparently tattooing your own name on your back provides a +10 boost to strength.
How the FUCK can such a small man have such power.
>>69536091
>half ass your meme footwork
>throw spinning shit
>fail to finish
>keep your hands at your side and take shots to the face over and over
>give up and bury your face in your opponents arms and tap out
is he the official fighter of HEEM?
>>69536111
The shitty no name cards seem to deliver pretty well.
>tfw it was worth it to stay up for this card
>mfw casuals didn't get to experience this spicy meme card
Unironically better than 200
Ufc 200 btfo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69536130
he would, there is now way lineker even touches dom
LINEKER WILL KO CRUZ CHECK EM
Hues back in full force
You guys tuned in to watch the GUARANTEED spicy bangers Ferguson puts on. You didn't even know who the other guy was. How could you not hespect him?
>>69536130
Lineker lands one leg kick and Cruz memes himself to the fence on his own
>>69536124
>this free Wednesday night card was better than ufc 200
Unironically.
True.
>>69536067
Who still says this? Do you still go to /b/ or something?
fuck me guys what a great card
9.5/10 easily
If McDonald would have just stood up straight Lineker wouldn't have been able to reach his chin.
>>69536136
hands of stone
>>69536137
Yes I love him so much already
>>69536140
They're anxious to make a name for themselves instead of protecting their ranking.
>yfw this card was better than 200
>get backed down
>get dropped three times
>miraculously recover
>decide to literally stand there and trade instead of circling out
>>69536135
I was thinking about maybe being a fan of his until I saw that shit. I can't think of anyone in the ufc who has "good" tattoos though.
LINEKER MAKING MANLETS AND BRAZILIANS GREAT AGAIN
>>69536132
Habanero-level for sure.
good card
>LANKLETS BTFO
>>69536137
What I'm saying is that he wasn't in a position to get finished by a d'arce.
>>69536158
8/10 for me
>>69536164
>Be rocked
>Made bad decision
Wow who would have thought
![[nuzzles externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6pA23rE.jpg "[nuzzles externally].jpg")
Casual-free FN cards are maximum comfy
>>69536140
Seriously. Cause they're trying to make a case to not be on the no name cards in the future.
Why do people trade hooks with Lineker?
Lineker is a glass jawed can who would be knocked out with one good straight 1-2.
I was half right.
HANDS OF STONE
>>69536157
shut up you fucking zilch
OLD MCDONALD IS IN TROUBLE HERE
>>69536156
Yeah they didn't even fuck the packing up on this card
Garbrandt vs. Lineker is the fight to make.
Let them double KO each other.
>City of lanklets
>I can beat anyone who is shorter than me
>>69536163
who is she?
>>69536172
how did he not know that hook was coming?
>He just converted to Brown Jesus
Did anyone here what macdonald said to lineker?
>"I am glad he's a fellow believer in Jesus"
Why is anyone suprised?
Macdonald almost got slept by Faber
>>69536150
Was he trying to head kick Aldo and his head movement, but Aldo just meme jumped with the counter?
>>69536188
TOO much spice desu
>>69536193
He was rocked about 3 times before that
>>69536188
Shit you're right, that is actually the fight to make
Lineker has hands of stone but Garbrandt has that signifcant reach advantage
>>69536181
>glass-jawed
rip your tenner bud
WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE LINEKER HEEMING THE FUCKING LIVING HELL OUT OF GARBRANDT!!!
JOHN "THE BRAZILIAN BABA" LINEKER
>Im glad it was from a fellow believer in Jesus
>>69536172
It's fun because he is much smaller.
AYYYYYY
MANLETS ON THE LOOSE
THE REST YOU UNDERSTOOD MOTHERFUCKERS
Is Brazil back, baby?
>>69536172
>he will never do this to DJ
fuck i wish he was good at weight cutting
DOMINICK CRUZ
I'M COMING FOR YOU BABY!
>>69536200
I heard
>I'm glad it was by a fellow believer of jesus
>>69536190
Lana rain
Cruz you're gonna get heemed
mfw watched ufc 200
>implying this ultra manlet would even touch cruz
>>69536224
DJ doesn't fall for memes.
>>69536210
OMG MAKE THIS FIGHT DANA
>>69536214
what is it, are you christian or even worse not religious but just want to prevent people from jokingly saying christfag? and i unironically didn't even say it other people in here did go fuck your mother
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
>>69536181
>glass jawed
McDonald & Rivera are two of the harder hitters at 135, and Lineker ate their best shots like they were nothing.
>>69536224
If Dodson couldn't do it, no way that meme hooker ever touches him.
can Lineker even reach Cruz face?
>>69536228
Gracias
more webm's pls
>>69536237
>go fuck your mother
>>>/b/ kiddo
>>69536208
Kek, Cody has T-Rex arms, Lineker has the two inch reach ADVANTAGE
>>69536233
Cruz moves his head, not his body.
Lineker rips the body almost as much as the head. All he has to do is wait for snooze to come dancing in with one of his shit combos and crack his liver in half.
>>69536253
Wtf? You being serious lad?
Why didn't he clinch
>>69536202
yeah basically. its pretty cool cause aldo shifts his weight in midair to generate enough power to knock frankie down
>>69536244
He can just work the body all night, break down the tower then ring the bell.
lobov vs lineker?
>>69536188
Holy shit that fight would be amazing, that should happen for sure, ghost chili levels of spice
>>69536250
What a fucking left hook
Monster punch
>not putting a free money parlay on cucuy and lineker
did you guys not see maydays last fight?
Taco bell or Wendy's time, lads?
Omg what the fuck McDonald got slept?? By that fraud, fuck I lost money
https://twitter.com/GroovyLando
>2k followers
>not even verified.
Bantamweight is unironically the most exciting division.
lineker vs. garbagerant when?
>>69536249
Maybe they'll accept your janitor application next go around baby boy.
>unironically getting upset a couple people said christfag
>>69536267
I thought this manlet only had meme power
>>69536258
100%
>>69536254
Cruz is going for the takedown every time Lineker loads up
>>69536265
We need to start measuring the banger levels with the same measurement hot sauces use
>>69536270
wendy's
From his wiki
>John Lineker is named after English football striker Gary Lineker
wat
>>69536258
Yes.
Garbrandt/Lineker is literally the fight to make
Easy headliner of FS1 card
>Lineker beats up a guy who has always been chinny
>Hurr he can beat Dominick Cruz now
t.casuals
>i wanted to get hit
sure
>>69536270
Do they still have the 4 for 4? if not get the 5 dollar taco bell thing
>>69536289
You want to kill the Garbrandt train dead?
>>69536280
Because hes a pussy
>We were preparing for Michael Chiesa
Holy shit Fergcuckson on full damage control. Rematch with full camp Banana
muslims BTFO
>>69536286
Kek. Pretty common for people here to name their children after football players.
>>69536277
I didn't get upset kid, I just asked who still says that anymore in the current year. Probably someone who still goes to /b/ aka you.
>>69536279
>>69536288
wew, that is a surprise
Lineker's my pick then
>mfw i didnt pay for 200 but paid for this
haha suckers
>>69536290
We are just trying meme magic. All we need is a dick sucking meme and it might come true
Ferguson on FULL damage control
just finished all my vacuum reps for the night feels exaliftin brehs
>I imposed my will
>Ready for that title shot
Lol guy just ignores that he got btfo until he caught him with a standing d'arce. What a chode.
So Khabib vs Eddie and Tony vs RDA?
>>69536289
He'll probably fight Caraway next though.
>>69536318
Top lad
Anyone have a link to Alvey's post fight interview?
>>69536289
He just BTFO a top ranked fighter, give him a title shot or have him as a replacement for the title fight
no post fight presser?
>>69536322
Khabib vs RDA
Tony vs Eddie
There is no way Khabib gets a title shot after beating Horcher and I doubt Dana wants to really give him one.
>>69536322
Sounds good but they should be on the same night, because someones's probably getting injured.
ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME IS THAT THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR GARBRANDT, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO DODGE THIS BULLET NO LONGER, HE'LL GET IT AND ILL BE SUCH A DELIGHT
I wonder if BloodyElbow's Nate "Hillary Ready I'm So Sorry For Slavery" Wilcox is doing the 6th round right now.
>>69536334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGw-soKHcbw
>>69536346
Calm down aspie
>>69536340
But Tony deserves one after almost getting btfo by a literally who?
Fuck that was better than 200. I'm not even trying to be a fag contratian. Lots of great action, nice finishes memes like Salmon getting BTFO. Getting JAP'D in 2016. 4/5 card for me. Would've been 5/5 if Tony had been BTFO.
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU HEEM
>>69536340
Zero way Tony gets a title shot after almost getting stopped a newcomer on two weeks notice
>>69536346
Garbrandt knocks out Lineker in the first
>>69536346
he meme'd on your boy with the american standard mouth last fight, eh?
>>69536345
Getting KO'd in the first rounds =/= immediate rematch in my mind.
If a fight goes to a 48-47 then yeah you deserve a rematch, but if you get blown out in under 5 minutes you need to let other people have a crack at the title.
>>69536281
this, spicy bangers list should have levels of spice
>>69536366
Please put money on it, I make loads off suckers like you. You probably thought MacDonald was going to win too.
Diaz vs Vanatta when
>>69536349
Yes :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-lWD0u9YkM
>>69536359
Not contrarian at all, the main was card was definitely better than 200's.
>>69536360
Only 3 and a half columns. So many causals here....
>>69536362
eddie vs. tony will be a fun fight
what are they going to do, let khabib come back and hope he makes it to the fight just to have a champ who takes a year off at a time?
>>69536357
I'm not saying he deserves one after it, but it's how I reckon it goes.
Who else is in line for the lightweight title? An immediate rematch with RDA doesn't really make sense and despite it all, Ferguson did get the win and he's #3.
Khabib dominated Horcher but with Ramadhan he might not want to get into a title shot straight away since he won't have been training
I really don't see Khabib/Eddie being made at all honestly.
>>69536378
No, McDonald stopped fighting after the 2nd round against Barao, and has not resumed since. He should be retired.
>>69536374
Did Brooks look good in his fight? It sounded like he was kinda underwhelming.
>>69536286
>>69536308
How do you give someone a last name after someone?
>>69536374
>Asking for a title shot cause you beat Ross Pearson...by decision
U wot lad?
>>69536387
Tony will bring the dog out
>>69536385
wew
>>69536380
is that new york ric?
>>69536385
You're a schaub poster who picked Nguyen, it doesn't get any more casual than that
>>69536396
no, he thinks he did but it was a snooze
SOMEONE PLZ WEBM FROM THE SAMMAN FIGHT
>>69536398
That's what I was thinking but I think Lineker is his middle name and his last name is de souza something.
>tfw fell asleep before half of the main card
feels bad lads
>>69536408
When was the last time you got all picks correct? Ill wait...
Updated for anybody who missed it. Any #UFC200 bangers I should add?
>>69536360
When were these picks taken? I wasn't notified.
>>69536398
Lineker doesn't count as last name, his is "dos Santos de Paula"
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-91-bonuses-as-if-there-was-any-question-ferguson-and-vannata-lead-the-way
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – John Lineker, Louis Smolka, Tony Ferguson and Landon Vannata each earned $50,000 for their performances at Wednesday’s UFC Fight Night 91 event.
Lineker and Smolka earned “Performance of the Night” bonuses, and Ferguson and Vannata took home “Fight of the Night” honors.
MMAjunkie confirmed the winners with UFC officials.
>>69536420
it was before you started posting here, so not very long ago
Is LW the best division?
>>69536421
DC vs anderson
>>69536421
Cain vs Travis?
>redditors thinking el cucuy's stock dropped
Rallying after almost losing the first round is a skill.
ALL HEEMS THRU JESUS CHRIST THE SPICY SAVIOUR
Are Hawaiians the most powerful race in the world?
midgets literally dominating the ufc
fuck that smug joanna
Well HEEM time for the fucking question, how do you rate this card tonight? from 1 to 10
>>69536428
>bellator is champ
>ferguson ranked #3
>khabib never fights
No
>>69536431
Spice requires more back and forth. I meant the whole weekend btw.
>>69536441
Need to bring in more womanlets
>>69536433
Khabib would smash him, Cucuy meme = over
>>69536441
she needs to breed with lineker
>Tfw Lanklets can't win a fight
Is there an actual worldstar video where someone says "heem sleepy" because I've never seen it.
>>69536421
Hope theres every KRAZYHORSE fight on there, lad
Even his spicy loses
Luke Rockhold didn't get a crowdshot did he?
>>69536460
No.
>>69536441
>>69536440
Only the pinoy blood ones
Reminder that Tony lets himself get dropped and semi-heem'd cause he always looking for that fight of the night bonus. He has mouths to feeds.
>>69536453
>any woman breeding with someone who is 5'3
>>69536476
>He was only pretending to be rocked
>>69536468
Adidas t-shirt, I warned you bro
>>69536460
yes
>>69536477
How were you conceived then?
>>69536477
that 5'3er would heem you in 5 seconds
>>69536460
that's just a meme
HEEM actually stands for
Holistic
Entertainment
Every
Month
>>69536480
I refused to believe. Guess you were right this time.
>>69536479
Didn't say he was pretending, but he takes a lot of unnecessary punishment, doesn't evade strikes, doesn't have a high guard up cause he has a good chin and his fights are always exciting.
>>69536460
maybe
>>69536489
if thats what u really believe then lmao
>>69536496
what the fans wanna see
>>69536499
>There is someone in this thread right now who thinks he can beat Lineker
>>69536426
based vannata making 58k instead of 8k
feels good man
This whole media worship of some athletes is fucking sickening. I swear some channels here keep praising the eurocup winners as "heroes", what the fuck it's just 20 guys chasing a ball, those aren't heroes.
>>69536477
>>69536508
Your country is the biggest offender of this.
>>69536442
I only saw the final 3 fights because of work but they were great. I've always been a big Boetsch fan even if he's been pretty bad for a while.
Anything else I need to see from earlier?
>its a first event after 200 is already better than 200 episode
>>69536504
Im 5'11 170lbs. Id literally toy with him.
>>69536442
As good as it could have been. 9/10
(10/10 reserved for deaths in the cage)
>>69536452
Khabib is the single most overrated fighter in the LW division. He has one decision victory over RDA and a bunch of wins over nobodies.
>>69536498
OLIVIA BLESS
>>69536533
this
>>69536530
>. Id literally toy with him.
How good is your boxing? your footwork? what martial arts do you train in? what's your cardio like? How many professional fights have you been in? How many actual fights have you been in?
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>>69536544
All of them
All with your mother
We /Lando/ now
was Ferguson exposed tonight
also>>69536555
this
>>69536551
Is the answer of a mentally challenged aspie?
>>69536544
Good enough to beat a 5'3 midget
>>69536558
no, only casuals think this
