>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)
Lightweight
Tony Ferguson def Landon Vannata via rd 2 Submission(D'arce choke)
Middleweight
Tim Boetsch def Josh Samman via rd 2 TKO
Heavyweight
Daniel Omielańczuk def Oleksiy Oliynyk via Majority decision(28-28,29-28,29-28)
Welterweight
Keita Nakamura def Kyle Noke via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)
Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)
Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO
Brendan Schaub is a god
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
CHRISTFAGS BTFO
CHRISTIAN ROCK BTFO
HEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY
HOLY FUCKING SPICE
manlet power
>>69536042
based bulgaria
Of faggots
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEM
CHRISTFAGS BTFO
>>69536067
based bulgaria
HEEEM SLEEEEPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM
SPICY HEEM
HOLY SHIT WHITE BOY BTFO BY A BROWN MIDGET LMAAAAAOOO
holy shit Lineker belongs at BW
FIRST FOR BANANA LITERALLY JUST GAVE UP AND DIDN'T GET CHOKED
DAAAAMMM, Roido Baggins throws HAAAAARRDD
holy fuck Lineker you are a goddamn hurricane of violence
MEMEDONALD KEKED BY A LITERAL MIDGET
DOMINICK SNOOZE IS ABOUT TO GET STEAMROLLED
lmao try singing now faggot
>>69536007
That was an easy $10
I'll head over to /bet/ now
>Lineker will never be a flyweight hue Dodson
REST IN PIECE BABY THANKS FOR THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOO LINEKER ALL FUCKIN DAY BABY
HAHAHAHA
lmao at that """"techniique""" from lineker
>There are """fight fans""" who skipped this card
WHITE JESUS BTFO
BASED SHITSKINS WIN AGAIN
TRUE BROWN JESUS
MANLET
POWWWWAAAAAAAA
>10/10 chin
>10/10 power
If he gets his cardio sorted Lineker is a scary mother fucker
Now where can I watch the Ferguson Banana fight?
>this free Wednesday night card was better than ufc 200
who /glaschin/ here?
>rekt by bilbo
Anyone REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY not want to see Dominick Snooze tire Lineker out and win a boring fight?
Heem'd by a 5'3" guy.
>City of lanklets
this card was pretty fucking spicy desu
Apparently tattooing your own name on your back provides a +10 boost to strength.
How the FUCK can such a small man have such power.
>>69536091
>half ass your meme footwork
>throw spinning shit
>fail to finish
>keep your hands at your side and take shots to the face over and over
>give up and bury your face in your opponents arms and tap out
is he the official fighter of HEEM?
>>69536111
The shitty no name cards seem to deliver pretty well.
>tfw it was worth it to stay up for this card
>mfw casuals didn't get to experience this spicy meme card
Unironically better than 200
Ufc 200 btfo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69536130
he would, there is now way lineker even touches dom
LINEKER WILL KO CRUZ CHECK EM
Hues back in full force
You guys tuned in to watch the GUARANTEED spicy bangers Ferguson puts on. You didn't even know who the other guy was. How could you not hespect him?
>>69536130
Lineker lands one leg kick and Cruz memes himself to the fence on his own
>>69536124
>this free Wednesday night card was better than ufc 200
Unironically.
True.
>>69536067
Who still says this? Do you still go to /b/ or something?
fuck me guys what a great card
9.5/10 easily
If McDonald would have just stood up straight Lineker wouldn't have been able to reach his chin.
>>69536136
hands of stone
>>69536137
Yes I love him so much already
>>69536140
They're anxious to make a name for themselves instead of protecting their ranking.
>yfw this card was better than 200
>get backed down
>get dropped three times
>miraculously recover
>decide to literally stand there and trade instead of circling out
>>69536135
I was thinking about maybe being a fan of his until I saw that shit. I can't think of anyone in the ufc who has "good" tattoos though.
LINEKER MAKING MANLETS AND BRAZILIANS GREAT AGAIN
>>69536132
Habanero-level for sure.
good card
>LANKLETS BTFO
>>69536137
What I'm saying is that he wasn't in a position to get finished by a d'arce.
>>69536158
8/10 for me
>>69536164
>Be rocked
>Made bad decision
Wow who would have thought
Casual-free FN cards are maximum comfy
>>69536140
Seriously. Cause they're trying to make a case to not be on the no name cards in the future.
Why do people trade hooks with Lineker?
Lineker is a glass jawed can who would be knocked out with one good straight 1-2.
I was half right.
HANDS OF STONE
>>69536157
shut up you fucking zilch
OLD MCDONALD IS IN TROUBLE HERE
>>69536156
Yeah they didn't even fuck the packing up on this card
Garbrandt vs. Lineker is the fight to make.
Let them double KO each other.
>City of lanklets
>I can beat anyone who is shorter than me
>>69536163
who is she?
>>69536172
how did he not know that hook was coming?
>He just converted to Brown Jesus
Did anyone here what macdonald said to lineker?
>"I am glad he's a fellow believer in Jesus"
Why is anyone suprised?
Macdonald almost got slept by Faber
>>69536150
Was he trying to head kick Aldo and his head movement, but Aldo just meme jumped with the counter?
>>69536188
TOO much spice desu
>>69536193
He was rocked about 3 times before that
>>69536188
Shit you're right, that is actually the fight to make
Lineker has hands of stone but Garbrandt has that signifcant reach advantage
>>69536181
>glass-jawed
rip your tenner bud
WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE LINEKER HEEMING THE FUCKING LIVING HELL OUT OF GARBRANDT!!!
JOHN "THE BRAZILIAN BABA" LINEKER
>Im glad it was from a fellow believer in Jesus
>>69536172
It's fun because he is much smaller.
AYYYYYY
MANLETS ON THE LOOSE
THE REST YOU UNDERSTOOD MOTHERFUCKERS
Is Brazil back, baby?
>>69536172
>he will never do this to DJ
fuck i wish he was good at weight cutting
DOMINICK CRUZ
I'M COMING FOR YOU BABY!
>>69536200
I heard
>I'm glad it was by a fellow believer of jesus
>>69536190
Lana rain
Cruz you're gonna get heemed
mfw watched ufc 200
>implying this ultra manlet would even touch cruz
>>69536224
DJ doesn't fall for memes.
>>69536210
OMG MAKE THIS FIGHT DANA
>>69536214
what is it, are you christian or even worse not religious but just want to prevent people from jokingly saying christfag? and i unironically didn't even say it other people in here did go fuck your mother
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
>>69536181
>glass jawed
McDonald & Rivera are two of the harder hitters at 135, and Lineker ate their best shots like they were nothing.
>>69536224
If Dodson couldn't do it, no way that meme hooker ever touches him.
can Lineker even reach Cruz face?
>>69536228
Gracias
more webm's pls
>>69536237
>go fuck your mother
>>>/b/ kiddo
>>69536208
Kek, Cody has T-Rex arms, Lineker has the two inch reach ADVANTAGE
>>69536233
Cruz moves his head, not his body.
Lineker rips the body almost as much as the head. All he has to do is wait for snooze to come dancing in with one of his shit combos and crack his liver in half.
>>69536253
Wtf? You being serious lad?
Why didn't he clinch
>>69536202
yeah basically. its pretty cool cause aldo shifts his weight in midair to generate enough power to knock frankie down
>>69536244
He can just work the body all night, break down the tower then ring the bell.
lobov vs lineker?
>>69536188
Holy shit that fight would be amazing, that should happen for sure, ghost chili levels of spice
>>69536250
What a fucking left hook
Monster punch
>not putting a free money parlay on cucuy and lineker
did you guys not see maydays last fight?
Taco bell or Wendy's time, lads?
Omg what the fuck McDonald got slept?? By that fraud, fuck I lost money
https://twitter.com/GroovyLando
>2k followers
>not even verified.
Bantamweight is unironically the most exciting division.
lineker vs. garbagerant when?
>>69536249
Maybe they'll accept your janitor application next go around baby boy.
>unironically getting upset a couple people said christfag
>>69536267
I thought this manlet only had meme power
>>69536258
100%
>>69536254
Cruz is going for the takedown every time Lineker loads up
>>69536265
We need to start measuring the banger levels with the same measurement hot sauces use
>>69536270
wendy's
From his wiki
>John Lineker is named after English football striker Gary Lineker
wat
>>69536258
Yes.
Garbrandt/Lineker is literally the fight to make
Easy headliner of FS1 card
>Lineker beats up a guy who has always been chinny
>Hurr he can beat Dominick Cruz now
t.casuals
>i wanted to get hit
sure
>>69536270
Do they still have the 4 for 4? if not get the 5 dollar taco bell thing
>>69536289
You want to kill the Garbrandt train dead?
>>69536280
Because hes a pussy
>We were preparing for Michael Chiesa
Holy shit Fergcuckson on full damage control. Rematch with full camp Banana
muslims BTFO
>>69536286
Kek. Pretty common for people here to name their children after football players.
>>69536277
I didn't get upset kid, I just asked who still says that anymore in the current year. Probably someone who still goes to /b/ aka you.
>>69536279
>>69536288
wew, that is a surprise
Lineker's my pick then
>mfw i didnt pay for 200 but paid for this
haha suckers
>>69536290
We are just trying meme magic. All we need is a dick sucking meme and it might come true
Ferguson on FULL damage control
just finished all my vacuum reps for the night feels exaliftin brehs
>I imposed my will
>Ready for that title shot
Lol guy just ignores that he got btfo until he caught him with a standing d'arce. What a chode.
So Khabib vs Eddie and Tony vs RDA?
>>69536289
He'll probably fight Caraway next though.
>>69536318
Top lad
Anyone have a link to Alvey's post fight interview?
>>69536289
He just BTFO a top ranked fighter, give him a title shot or have him as a replacement for the title fight
no post fight presser?
>>69536322
Khabib vs RDA
Tony vs Eddie
There is no way Khabib gets a title shot after beating Horcher and I doubt Dana wants to really give him one.
>>69536322
Sounds good but they should be on the same night, because someones's probably getting injured.
ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME IS THAT THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR GARBRANDT, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO DODGE THIS BULLET NO LONGER, HE'LL GET IT AND ILL BE SUCH A DELIGHT
I wonder if BloodyElbow's Nate "Hillary Ready I'm So Sorry For Slavery" Wilcox is doing the 6th round right now.
>>69536334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGw-soKHcbw
>>69536346
Calm down aspie
>>69536340
But Tony deserves one after almost getting btfo by a literally who?
Fuck that was better than 200. I'm not even trying to be a fag contratian. Lots of great action, nice finishes memes like Salmon getting BTFO. Getting JAP'D in 2016. 4/5 card for me. Would've been 5/5 if Tony had been BTFO.
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU HEEM
>>69536340
Zero way Tony gets a title shot after almost getting stopped a newcomer on two weeks notice
>>69536346
Garbrandt knocks out Lineker in the first
>>69536346
he meme'd on your boy with the american standard mouth last fight, eh?
>>69536345
Getting KO'd in the first rounds =/= immediate rematch in my mind.
If a fight goes to a 48-47 then yeah you deserve a rematch, but if you get blown out in under 5 minutes you need to let other people have a crack at the title.
>>69536281
this, spicy bangers list should have levels of spice
>>69536366
Please put money on it, I make loads off suckers like you. You probably thought MacDonald was going to win too.
Diaz vs Vanatta when
>>69536349
Yes :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-lWD0u9YkM
>>69536359
Not contrarian at all, the main was card was definitely better than 200's.
>>69536360
Only 3 and a half columns. So many causals here....
>>69536362
eddie vs. tony will be a fun fight
what are they going to do, let khabib come back and hope he makes it to the fight just to have a champ who takes a year off at a time?
>>69536357
I'm not saying he deserves one after it, but it's how I reckon it goes.
Who else is in line for the lightweight title? An immediate rematch with RDA doesn't really make sense and despite it all, Ferguson did get the win and he's #3.
Khabib dominated Horcher but with Ramadhan he might not want to get into a title shot straight away since he won't have been training
I really don't see Khabib/Eddie being made at all honestly.
>>69536378
No, McDonald stopped fighting after the 2nd round against Barao, and has not resumed since. He should be retired.
>>69536374
Did Brooks look good in his fight? It sounded like he was kinda underwhelming.
>>69536286
>>69536308
How do you give someone a last name after someone?
>>69536374
>Asking for a title shot cause you beat Ross Pearson...by decision
U wot lad?
>>69536387
Tony will bring the dog out
>>69536380
is that new york ric?
>>69536385
You're a schaub poster who picked Nguyen, it doesn't get any more casual than that
>>69536396
no, he thinks he did but it was a snooze
SOMEONE PLZ WEBM FROM THE SAMMAN FIGHT
>>69536398
That's what I was thinking but I think Lineker is his middle name and his last name is de souza something.
>tfw fell asleep before half of the main card
feels bad lads
>>69536408
When was the last time you got all picks correct? Ill wait...
Updated for anybody who missed it. Any #UFC200 bangers I should add?
>>69536360
When were these picks taken? I wasn't notified.
>>69536398
Lineker doesn't count as last name, his is "dos Santos de Paula"
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-91-bonuses-as-if-there-was-any-question-ferguson-and-vannata-lead-the-way
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – John Lineker, Louis Smolka, Tony Ferguson and Landon Vannata each earned $50,000 for their performances at Wednesday’s UFC Fight Night 91 event.
Lineker and Smolka earned “Performance of the Night” bonuses, and Ferguson and Vannata took home “Fight of the Night” honors.
MMAjunkie confirmed the winners with UFC officials.
>>69536420
it was before you started posting here, so not very long ago
Is LW the best division?
>>69536421
DC vs anderson
>>69536421
Cain vs Travis?
>redditors thinking el cucuy's stock dropped
Rallying after almost losing the first round is a skill.
ALL HEEMS THRU JESUS CHRIST THE SPICY SAVIOUR
Are Hawaiians the most powerful race in the world?
midgets literally dominating the ufc
fuck that smug joanna
Well HEEM time for the fucking question, how do you rate this card tonight? from 1 to 10
>>69536428
>bellator is champ
>ferguson ranked #3
>khabib never fights
No
>>69536431
Spice requires more back and forth. I meant the whole weekend btw.
>>69536441
Need to bring in more womanlets
>>69536433
Khabib would smash him, Cucuy meme = over
>>69536441
she needs to breed with lineker
>Tfw Lanklets can't win a fight
Is there an actual worldstar video where someone says "heem sleepy" because I've never seen it.
>>69536421
Hope theres every KRAZYHORSE fight on there, lad
Even his spicy loses
Luke Rockhold didn't get a crowdshot did he?
>>69536460
No.
>>69536440
Only the pinoy blood ones
Reminder that Tony lets himself get dropped and semi-heem'd cause he always looking for that fight of the night bonus. He has mouths to feeds.
>>69536453
>any woman breeding with someone who is 5'3
>>69536476
>He was only pretending to be rocked
>>69536468
Adidas t-shirt, I warned you bro
>>69536460
yes
>>69536477
How were you conceived then?
>>69536477
that 5'3er would heem you in 5 seconds
>>69536460
that's just a meme
HEEM actually stands for
Holistic
Entertainment
Every
Month
>>69536480
I refused to believe. Guess you were right this time.
>>69536479
Didn't say he was pretending, but he takes a lot of unnecessary punishment, doesn't evade strikes, doesn't have a high guard up cause he has a good chin and his fights are always exciting.
>>69536460
maybe
>>69536489
if thats what u really believe then lmao
>>69536496
what the fans wanna see
>>69536499
>There is someone in this thread right now who thinks he can beat Lineker
>>69536426
based vannata making 58k instead of 8k
feels good man
This whole media worship of some athletes is fucking sickening. I swear some channels here keep praising the eurocup winners as "heroes", what the fuck it's just 20 guys chasing a ball, those aren't heroes.
>>69536477
>>69536508
Your country is the biggest offender of this.
>>69536442
I only saw the final 3 fights because of work but they were great. I've always been a big Boetsch fan even if he's been pretty bad for a while.
Anything else I need to see from earlier?
>its a first event after 200 is already better than 200 episode
>>69536504
Im 5'11 170lbs. Id literally toy with him.
>>69536442
As good as it could have been. 9/10
(10/10 reserved for deaths in the cage)
>>69536452
Khabib is the single most overrated fighter in the LW division. He has one decision victory over RDA and a bunch of wins over nobodies.
>>69536498
OLIVIA BLESS
>>69536533
this
>>69536530
>. Id literally toy with him.
How good is your boxing? your footwork? what martial arts do you train in? what's your cardio like? How many professional fights have you been in? How many actual fights have you been in?
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>>69536544
All of them
All with your mother
We /Lando/ now
was Ferguson exposed tonight
also>>69536555
this
>>69536551
Is the answer of a mentally challenged aspie?
>>69536544
Good enough to beat a 5'3 midget
>>69536558
no, only casuals think this
Who should Vannata fight next?
Any low level FW or LW who stands and bangs?
>r-remember me
>its a his autism forces him to honestly respond to every response he gets episode
kek
>>69536558
everyone is like hurr durr this is how ferguson always fights
but if he fights rda or the balding philly man they do have the punching power to put him away in the first
>>69536566
artem is the only answer
>>69536562
>A 5'9" professional fighter just got put away but I can do better
Thought casuals left.
>>69536566
will brooks to end that meme
>>69536558
He always starts off shitty but that was exceptionally shitty considering he was facing a guy whose track record consists of guys with mostly losing records
It shows again that Tony's striking is very wild and he's quite prone to getting caught and countered in general, also seems to have trouble with other unorthodox guys
Was Lando's lack of cardio due to taking the fight on short notice?
>>69536574
>this is how ferguson always fights
Well it's the truth you casual.
>>69536578
So if he gets knocked out that automatically means i will?
>>69536583
i'd let her interview me if you know what i mean
>>69536574
yeah but Ferguson ate a nasty head kick that would have put most lightweights to sleep
is there no post fight presser
MEWVEMENT
>>69536586
He was eating very hard shots in the first round
>>69536166
As far as good tattoos imo (just pure aesthetics and matching their bodies)
Cerrone
Edgar
Condit
Werdum
I think RDAs are pretty good
Nobody else comes to mind. Frank Mir looked okay until he scribbled all that shit on his back
>>69536590
i'm not fucking denying that oh so true fight fan
but the truth is if he fights better competition he isn't getting out of the first round if he keeps this up
Who /happy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwG4tYzXlmQ
Heem Quiz: Sioux Falls Edition
Biggest Winner:
Biggest Loser:
Biggest Meme:
Best Fight:
Worst Fight:
Most Disappointing Fight:
Best Moment:
Most Unexpected Moment:
>>69536594
Why are you dodging the questions I asked? Is it cause maybe you're a lard ass?
>>69536600
Goddamn are Ferguson's feet all over the place here or what. Shame Lando slowed down so much into the second, would have been interesting to see if he could keep on pressing against a wounded Tony.
why aren't there more native american fighters, other than hendo
>>69536611
I liked the looks of Jorgensen's tattoos once he went full Michael Jackson with his vitiligo.
>>69536614
Winner: Lineker
Loser: Ferguson
Meme: Vannata
Best Fight: Ferguson-Vannata
Worst Fight: Boetsch-Samman
Most Disappointing Fight: Lineker-McDonald (was expecting a banger)
Best Moment: Vannata's meme shit
Most Unexpected: ^
>>69536633
Cody Garbrandt is 100% native american
>>69536633
Is hendo native? Doesn't look like it.
>>69536614
Biggest Winner:
>Lineker
Biggest Loser:
>Samman/Lopez
Biggest Meme:
>You already know
Best Fight:
>Cucuy Lando
Worst Fight:
>Blonde fighter
Most Disappointing Fight:
>noke
Best Moment:
>Alvey post fight interview
Most Unexpected Moment:
>not sure
>>69536633
johnny hendricks won the title lad
real question is why aren't there any abo fighters?
>>69536643
Honey, did you forget Murphy/Blondie? That were the worst fight by a significant margin.
>>69536614
Biggest Winner: Banana
Biggest Loser: Banana
Biggest Meme:Banana
Best Fight: Banana vs el cuckuy
Best Moment: Banana
Most Unexpected Moment: Banana
>>69536651
Took a shower during that one 2bh
>>69536634
Travis Browne and Mark Hunt their islander tattoos are pretty cool too I totally forgot
>>69536614
>biggest winner
Lando. 50k in his debut and his stock rose
>biggest loser
probably one of the losers on the prelims who are going to get cut, like the strawweight girl
>biggest meme
Ben "Reddit" Nguyen
>best fight
El Cucuy vs Vannata
>worst fight
old european HWs
>most disappointing fight
old european HWs; I wanted the 39-year-old to get his 61st victory ;_;
>best moment
superman punch off the cage
>most unexpected moment
kick that vannata landed
>>69536633
most of them are dead.....
>>69536645
he looks exactly like a native american, he has that frowny face
>>69536660
Was it a nice shower
>>69536614
>Biggest Winner:
Lineker,Vannata
>Biggest Loser:
Ferguson
>Biggest Meme:
Vannata
>Best Fight:
Ferguson-Vannata
>Worst Fight:
Noke-Nakamura
>Most Disappointing Fight:
None
>Best Moment:
>Most Unexpected Moment:
Vannata mewvment,blocking the superman with his chin
>>69536678
It was refreshing, nice and warm, cooled it down a little bit toward the end
Is Conduit a meme fighter?
Is his Jiu Jitsu good enough to handle Maia or does he get hugged for 3 rounds
Good card
>>69536685
Sounds lovely. I'm also quite a fan of turning down the heat as the shower progresses.
>>69536680
>>Biggest Loser:
>Ferguson
You're fucking retarded.
I want to put a speculum in megan olivis ass and then piss in her ass
>>69536611
>Cerrone
>that retarded dog and his stupid name
>the rest
lmao shit taste plebian detected
>>69536708
Hey Max Hardcore, didn't realize you moved to Canada. How are the meth whores up there?
>>69536708
L M A O
M
A
O
DIS NIGGA BANANA WEARING A GODDAMN PURPLE PIMP SUIT
STRAIGHT MEMEING
>>69536703
wait and see how he will get thrown into Khabib or RDA after tonight instead of getting a title shot
based lando getting interviewed on fs1
said he tired after the first and wasn't moving his feet enough in the 2nd anymore but was stupid to try and still keep his hands down.
Is it Lando or Landon?
Someone post pic of Banana in his pimp suit kek
Lineker vs.McDonald Full fight!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4k3ovj_john-lineker-vs-michael-mcdonald_sport
>>69536568
who, that nobody?
>>69536754
delete this goof
How old is Lando? Is he American? How long has he been training at Jackson-Wink?
>>69536749
Fair analysis really
He looked good tonight and turned quite a few heads, he's potentially got a bright future in the UFC
>>69536741
He's going to get the next title shot. It's either him or Khabib. McGregor is not going to fight Alvarez even if he beats Diaz, because he'd have to give up his belt to do so.
>>69536777
>>69536777
THE JOKER
>>69536777
BASED BANANA
>>69536777
ayy who the fuck buys this shit
>>69536777
this dude is going places
>>69536777
a living breathing meme
>>69536750
The latter
The former if you're a cool cat
Alright /heem/
Think that's it from me, there's nothing coming up is there?
Goodnight, back to a normal sleep routine
>>69536824
Goodnight, sleep tight, don't leave it in the hands of the fuckin' judges
>Got home from work
>Took a nap cause too tired
>Remember fights were on
>Tune in to see the main event
>Now I can't even sleep
This Fight Night was unironically better than 200.
>>69536895
This Fight Night was one of the best cards on the year
>>69536834
doesnt buffer like him
>>69536600
I really thought Lando was going to win after seeing that leg kick... Real shame he didn't.
>>69536545
i want to sexfight her
>>69536942
>tfw only joanna jizzyneck gets my heart pumping
>tfw no girls look like her
>>69536614
biggest loser was prolly pfister ;_;
Attendance: 5,761
Gate: 381,945k
Doesn't seem bad for a Wednesday night FS1 card that had its original main event cucked
Zero expectations cards are the best, the only way is up.
McMemer just won fighter of the year on the #ESPYS
Who /hardwook/ here?
>>69537011
>Donald Cerrone was a nominee in 2015
>>69537011
>fighter of the year coming off a loss
makes no sense 2bh
>>69537011
Noombas, gold, mewvment dese are dee only tings dat motivate me
>>69537030
>>69537030
i guess they do that shit on account of the past year, and 2015 was conor's year
>>69537032
I still don't understand this picture
natty or not?
>>69537053
People have been buried in the desert for less. Be very careful
>>69537053
He's mimicking El Chapo.
>>69537074
He even walked out to the song El Chapo
Wonder why there wasn't a post fight presser
>>69536777
THANK YOU BASED BANANA
>>69536777
btfo
>>69537032
i miss the peak of goob memes, he gave us some truly great memes
>>69537025
he lost in 2016, and it was out of his division
>no heem in the title
kill yourself OP
>>69537201
>2016 was meant to be the year of mewvment
209 pls go
how come so many main events form fight night end in a R1 heem?
>>69537282
I've noticed that too, it's weird
Ferguson
>beats the living FUCK out of his opponent then strangles him
>got caught with a few good shots from an opponent who was doing something he probably didn't train for ie. clowning/keeping his hands down and other unorthodox shit
>hits banana with multiple shots so clean and hard the guy's fucking neck is about to snap off his body but he doesn't even fall over due to bionic chin
>new guy was clearly MEANT to be in the ufc top contenders looking that good
>banana is probably taking shotgun blasts of steroids/painkillers, just like how Brian Ortega came into his UFC debut looking like a monster and then got caught
>tony puts on epic fight, good footwork, starts slow like always
>the spiciest banger of the year
and then ppl talk shit.
SMDH
>>69537282
They use the smaller cage
Conor won fighter of the year
Holly won upset of the year
>>69537282
>>69537295
FN usually has a lot more up and coming prospects instead of seasoned veterans, where the skill disparity can be huge
so when the heems happen, they happen big, its not some technical grueling decision win, its more like one guy was light years ahead of another guy in terms of skillset
>>69537297
casuals from /asp/
http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/07/14/tim-tebow-dana-white-republican-national-convention-donald-trump?xid=si_social
DANA AND TEBOQ TO SPEAK AT THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION IN SUPPORT OF TRUMP
WEW
>>69537303
ironically they both got heemed by a choke lel
>>69537311
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE SAME NIGGER THAT THINKS MMA SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
FUCKING GREMLIN PIECE OF SHIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu5tmkM3XyQ
>>69537307
makes sense, thanks
>>69537327
god that guy is such a casual
>>69536614
>asking /heem/to do your job
Fuck off Meltzer, Kid Cuck, Eugene, Karim, Thomas, fat guy with three chins from MMA Junkie or whoever the fuck writes those articles.
>>69536777
suit matches his eyeshadow
>>69536403
dont bring the dog out bro
>>69537379
Watch yourself, hombre
Why don't any famous fighters post on /heem/?
>>69537425
They do, they're anonymous.
>>69537425
I think you'd be surprised
>>69537425
dom does, black beast shitposts /pol/
>>69536172
Hahah how tall is that shrimp? 5'9?
>>69536777
WE /THIRD STREET SAINTS/ NOW
>>69537454
10/10
my sides have exited the stratosphere
is the card worth a download?
>>69537462
Yes
Main card especially
>>69537454
In over 30 years of browsing this website i have never seen something so beautifully crafted, god bless your soul sir, i would shake your hand if i could. Thank you.
>>69537494
talk shit about my boy one more time, see what happens
>>69537425
Saw Evan Tanner and Jimmo on /x/ the other day
What do you think of Chimpette "Paige" Sletten?
What went wrong? Will the official fighter of heem recover?
>>69537441
>>dom does, black beast shitposts /pol/
proof?
>>69537422
Hombre? Nice Spanish Luke. I hope you and your wife's dog have a great life. Also why do you film all your shows in some kind of shed?
>>69537537
I want to cream her butthole
>>69537550
excuse me but lando banana is heem's official fighter
but that is a nice twink you posted
>>69537056
He's had gyno forever, NEVER was my boy,NEVER been clean.
>>69537569
lando banana is a quitter, he is just a meme not our official fighter. The fist is our boy.
>>69537425
Anyone else think he looks like Trudeau?
>watch JRE with Shale
>Chael tells a story how Jackson-Wink was with Jon in the morning and they saw USADA roll up
>they hide Jon under the cage
>USADA stays there the entire day to wait for him
>Jon stays under the cage and the testers leave, USADA finds out and went for a warrant to see if he peed there
wew if its true
>>69537582
Pfister is only the boy of goofs
>>69537572
does this look the face of an innocent man
>>69537582
you don't speak for all of /heem/ i do
>>69537596
sáuce?
>>69537513
Goddammit, here's a (you)
>>69537596
what was funnier was when joe and shale were talking about steroids like they were fucking chemists
>yeah you need an estrogen blocker to get your gonads going and stop the bitch tits....
lol shale
>>69537608
It's just what Chael said around 2 hours in on JRE, he claims other people at Jackson-Wink told him this
>>69537600
you're literally the laughing stock of this place, beat it loser
>>69537615
Really makes me think about how much worse Cyborg would've destroyed Miesha had they actually fought
>>69537425
Doesn't Derrick "the nigger" Lewis post on /pol/, I saw a screenshot of one of his posts on here
>> post the sub 5/10 female UFC fighters you would creampie anyway
betch is my bottom bitch
>>69537626
wanna fight me on HEEM FC 2 fag?
i bet your a wrestler or a jitz faggot and think you know how to fight
>>69537600
>high test Ronda
hnnnng
how to get a shot put mode gf lads
>>69537629
>>69537600
shes becoming that fat cunt amy schumer
>Rampage only has 80 viewers on twitch right now
JUST
>>69537626
see >>69537631
thought so backed the fuck down
>>69537635
>that ass
>those thighs
>>69537629
cyborg is my girl
bag the face, tap that ass.
how tight can she squeeze her pussy on your cock with all that experience on the mat?
>>69537648
I'll whoop your ass any day of the week faggot, lets see how much of a comedian you are when im raining hammer fists on your unconscious body
>>69537662
yeah fucking wrestler just like i thought lol wrestlers don't know how to fight
>>69537668
t. aikido grand master
>>69537674
they call me the wanderlei of the streets over here in norway bro
>>69537629
by sub 5/10 I suppose you mean in looks, right?
everyone likes to say meisha is hot but she's ugly as fuck, a true butter face.
i guess that's why god invented doggy style?
I missed the card and just got on fightpass to watch the prelims
Will I have a good time?
>>69537596
link is here, make sure you copy paste the URL to be taken to the proper time slot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAnLPKGbytU#t=2h7m51s
natty brah
what was your reaction when cain just randomly thew like wheelkicks like he is some taekwando master or some shit?
>>69537757
suprised desu, i thought high kicks for the heavyweight division were long gone and the era of fatties that can touch their toes had begun
glad to know I was wrong
>>69537650
If Cyborg took a shit at your house you would have to go in the bathroom and bust it up with a butter knife so it wouldnt clog your toilet
>>69537766
i know but i was like lol wat
he did it perfectly it wasn't like some stupid attempt like most wrestlefucks
>>69537757
I'm almost certain he's done them before but he did them against Travis to perfection
>>69537554
sorry i don't have it, it was posted here a couple times
is sambo a meme style, that HW fight sucked but that russian sucked real bad
>>69537757
imagine, dueling wheel kicks. cain versus JDS 4
JDS can also showtime kick, did it once on social media
>>69537824
>>69537781
>>69537766
whenever heavy weights throw like wheel kicks it scares the shit out of me
i just think cunts cant be that big and do shit that athletic
>>69537425
Conor posts here. Also is Chael doing his best Bisping impression?
Does anyone have the sheem of that gypsy girl?
people think nate stands a chance lol
where the fuck are all you cunts?
>>69537996
Here is your (you)
Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree Bisping would have beat Rockhold the first fight if there wasn't the headbutt, right?
>>69538112
>no /heem/ in the title
new norge bread when?
New Heem Thread lads
>>69538206
>>69538206
>>69538206
>>69538206
>>69538211
>55 posts early
>>69538152
>>69538211
degenerates, it dead hours, asking and making threads 55 posts early
>Make thread 55 posts early
>Make the first post yourself
>>69538279
whoops meant to post
>>69538206
>>69538206
>>69538206
>>69538206
>>69538279
>Being this much of a goof
>you now remember the Zuffa era
What the hell is wrong with him lads
Just a matter of time before we are banished to /asp/.
Keep acting up you autists.
>deleted
>>69538364
him who lad
>>69538384
Norway
>>69538383
I love this image
NEW
>>69538418
>>69538418
>>69538418
>>69538428
Piana BTFO
mod reflexes are mcgregoresque,dare I say it
>>69538444
They aren't that bad, cmon. Also checked
>>69538428
Eat shit retard
>>69538444
do we finally have our own mod? or is someone trying to show off?
either way, bravo.
anyone have a reason to watch bellator in london where they supposedly will be post-fight drug tested, that isn't Page wank?
how did this go from this to...
what happened in the ferguson fight? heem wobbled?
>>69538490
Watch it, it's spicy
>>69538490
Ferguson got dropped a few times and almost finished
>>69538484
>>69538495
She got off the gas, lad.
>>69537836
you need to watch some heavyweight kickboxing my friend
>>69538495
She was involved in a lot of spicy bangers. Pic related.
>>69537836
>i just think cunts cant be that big and do shit that athletic
Have you seen LeBron in action?
>>69538629
LeBron is a genetic freak created in a government lab by evil scientists to fuck your girlfriend.
Does anyone else like Cody Pfister?
>>69538652
everyone here does, the sister pfister is our official fighter
>>69538652
Yes, I'm very worried that he will be cut though.
NEW /HEEM/
>>69538677
>>69538677
>>69538677
>>69538680
>>69538686
he kind of reminds me of a shitty Jon Fitch and I always liked Fitch.
>>69538704
We're in slow af hours why are you making threads this early
>>69538718
because this thread isnt /heem/
thats also why this thread is slow af
Mods are on fire, damn
Rip
Lets make them 500 boyz and then we can claim asylum on a new thread(or board maybe)
>>69538704
Nedergoof btfo
>>69538776
thats what you get for using the poorly shopped version
>>69538812
In the last remaining posts, mention what heavyweight you would want to heem your anus.
NEW
>>69538842
>>69538842
BRAND NEW HEEM
>>69537629
>There will never be video of Cyborg violently raping her competition in the showers after a fight
You can get tickets to lellator 158 for like $20
>>69538938
they will give away tickets in a few hours probably
>>69538646
but he ugly tho
>>69536037
>What is a bump limit
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