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>>69536037 Schaub is gay
News:
google.com
Schaub is god
>>69538848
off faggots
artem
>>69538852
No need to be so upset, cheeto fingers.
Schaub bless
>>69538848
you are literally the reason why legitimate heem threads are getting deleted
>>69538842
>UFC Fight night results
Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)
Lightweight
Tony Ferguson (20-3-0) vs. Landon Vannata (8-0-0)
Middleweight
Tim Boetsch def Josh Samman via rd 2 TKO
Heavyweight
Daniel Omielańczuk def Oleksiy Oliynyk via Majority decision(28-28,29-28,29-28)
Welterweight
Keita Nakamura def Kyle Noke via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO
Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)
Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)
Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO
>Upcoming events
Jul 23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs. Shevchenko
Jul 16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs. Lima
Jul 22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs. Taimanglo
>News
Dominick Cruz wants to fight for the interim FW title if Mcgregor injures himself, or for the FW belt if Mcgregor passes medical: http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/17053226/need-prove-anything-dillashaw
Ross pearson moves up a weight class: https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/753299286104821760
Brock lesnar pulls a deer with one hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMnDpXa7h8&feature=youtu.be&t=7m19s
>>69538861
Or it's just you posting a thread 55 posts early...
>>69538872
you have quickly become the worst poster on this entire website, please heem yourself
>>69538869
thanks brah
>>69538879
Try and heem me, I dare you
>>69538869
>Dominick Cruz wants to fight for the interim FW title if Mcgregor injures himself, or for the FW belt if Mcgregor passes medical
Fuck thats very nice
I would like to see it happen
>>69538890
I won't let you get close
Schaub Bless this thread
Will the janitor delete this thread aswell
>>69538908
Only Rich can save us
>>69538852
Go wash your hands my man, they're covered in Cheeto powder
>>69538899
I'd like too see him vs McGregor.
Aldo is just the perfect math up to destroy him.
>"""People"""" missed last night's card
>>69538923
"""""""fight fans"""""""
Chris Avila Vs. Artem Lobov
Discuss
>>69538888
No problem
nice quads
Who should London Banana fight next?
>>69538987
Horcher
>>69538949
Will Conor's baby be released from the UFC after his third loss in a row?
>>69538869
you forgot this article about the sister pfister
http://m.amarillo.com/sports/pro-sports/2016-07-11/amarillo-mma-fighter-ready-make-or-break-bout?v=#gsc.tab=0
>It might be Pfister’s last UFC bout for the foreseeable future.
“I’m super blessed and ready to get back in the Octagon,” he said. “This is the last fight on my contract, so this is really the biggest fight of my career. This is a big fight for me. I love the UFC, this is where I want to stay, so I’ve gotta go out there and perform and prove that I deserve to be here.”
>>69538987
Sage tbqhwyf
>>69538996
You'll miss him when he's gone
>>69538987
artem
>>69539002
I actually like Pfister he seems like an ok dude and he kind of has the tough working journeyman vibe going on.
>>69539006
I might be a Pierre, but I'm not George St-Pierre, I'm not into dinosaurs.
>>69538987
Nate
>Sam Alvey walking out with his pregnant wife.
MY BOY!
>>69538994
Didn't Horcher get fucked up in a motorcycle accident though? might be a while until he can fight again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_9GuczqDo
Who here digs the shit out of the "new" tale of the tape music? Gets me hyped every time. Not that I disliked the old one.
Does anyone have a webm of the Gypsy girl getting sheemed?
>>69539089
It's pretty good, I liked the old one with the chanting which made it feel like it was some gladiator fight or some stuff, but the new one feels more professional I guess
Is Landon Banana heem's official boy? Along with the Smolka and Boetsch?
SCHAUB IS CANCER
>>69539212
yeap
and Barberena too
>>69538987
Michael Johnson
>>69539040
Trust me
The UFC needs NEETrex
/heem/ needs NEETrex
>>69539234
I want UFC to give him a couple of scrubs before giving him top 10/15 opponents. The guy is only 24 and there is no point rushing him in.
>>69539212
Motion to rename the general /Banana/
>>69539253
He almost beat #3 in the world on 2 weeks, I wouldn't mind him getting a top 10 opponent at all
You are right though, he has time and it was clear yesterday he still needs to work on a few things, so fastracking him to the top might not be the best idea
Think El Cucuy gets the next title shot and we get Khabib/RDA 2 as the #1 Contender fight.
Also make Garbrandt/Lineker right now Dana
>>69539283
Play it safe. Give him one guy outside of the top 10 and then go from there.
Is Sage human?
>>69539299
Janitor won't be happy if you keep fooling around like this. Show some consideration, he does it for no monetary compensation.
>>69539299
I'm ready to be disappointed when Lando isn't an unknown quantity anymore and the next guy actually prepares for him.
>>69539306
>oi don't trane for de opponent
>der all da same ye
>tab.com.au won't let me bet online without a credit card
>local tab won't let me bet on holm schevchenko
Why the fuck is not being a functioning adult biting me in the ass?
>>69538949
He looks like War Machine pre roids
>>69539283
webm looks like a child heeming their father
>Diaz comes in from the beach on 10 days notice , slaps the shit out of McGregor and submits him inside 2 rounds.
>Conor is the favourite in the instant rematch
Explain this
>>69539348
1. Conor was training for RDA. Now he's had months to learn how to throw a leg kick.
2. Irish people are stupid and will bet huge on their boi no matter what.
>>69539348
are all bulgarians as annoying as fuck or is it just you?
>>69539348
>He's training properly this time
>He didn't take Diaz seriously last time
>He was fooling around in the fight
>It was short notice for him too
>No one can take dat left hand ye
>Conor is more determined now
And my personal favourite
>He was winning until he was losing
>>69539348
Conor took on Nate Diaz on 2 weeks notice
Tony took on lando banano and everyone is dickriding him
>>69539348
well odds keep swinging depending on the money on them
that means that some heavy money must have benn on goobz since announcing the rematch
if you come to think out of the box Nate has absolutely no incentive to win the rematch since he basically loses money if he wins agains.He could very well dive and keep alive the hype for the trilogy while getting paid big for a 3d time
>>69539365
Love how easily you get triggered.
CONOR MCGREGOR
YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHER FUCKER
I'M GONNA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS
YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE REAL FIGHT AND THE REAL MONEY FIGHT
IT'S ME
NOT THESE CLOWNS THAT YOU ALREADY PUNKED AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE
DON'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT
YOU KNOW YOU BEAT THEM ALREADY
THAT'S THE EASY FIGHT
YOU WANT THAT REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE
AND ANOT. .
UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT ON FOX CONGRATULATIONS NATE ON A SPECTACULAR VICTORY.
>>69539386
no you just piss me off with your stupid flag
>>69539402
how do I achieve this mode
he does not look blown up like romero
>>69539400
lol nate begging for a fight and wouldn't fight on 200 because he wanted that cash cow of conor again
pathetic
>>69539407
Sooo.... you get triggered? From the most basic shit as well.
Is Larkin vs Magny a better fight than Kim vs Magny?
Was Sioux Falls the most comfy card in a while?
>comfy location
>comfy announcer
>spicy fights
>>69539436
>>69539444
your not allowed to post anymore i forbid it
>>69539400
can someone transcript that Nates interview from 200
I couldnt understand shit
>>69539457
Lmao, Is Curry your boy or something?
>>69539472
liking apehoop what do you take me for?? some kind of savage?
no i just don't like seeing your flag around these parts
>>69539462
The best part about that was McGoober was wearing a nice suit and then they interview Nate and he's in a white t.
My sides
>>69539482
Too bad
>>69539491
Thats pretty special considering it wasn't black
>>69539496
conor is gunna wreck your 420 meme boi eat your vegetables retard speaking scrambled addled brain idiot that is nate 'the poor' diaz
>>69539509
Go comment on youtube, pls
>>69539472
>>69539482
You guys should fight at heem 1 for the 3rd world championship.
>>69539514
conor is going to flow all over nate its going to be glorious
Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."
So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.
>W-What he say?
Yo ju-
Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?
>Are you the biggest pussy?
Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>Uh?-
Is that what you told me?
Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?
>I can-
>It's hard to hear you.
*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*
>Huh
Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"
>Oh n-
Are we pretend-
>No we-
Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?
>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.
Okay
Are we pretending again?
Hey because I know what you said to me over here.
>What you say?
Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."
>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?
*off-mic* What? *off-mic*
>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*
Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.
>Yeah.
Okay, we'll see.
I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.
That's all I want.
>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*
Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.
>>69539533
yeah keep getting autistic like that and see what happens to heem with posts like that
we will be relegated to /asp/ faster than you can microwave a hotpocket
>>69539533
I just want to watch MMA with storylines written by professionals. Is that so hard to ask?
fat
>>69539579
yummy, give me woman like that over skin and bones anytime
Hey pussy, are you still there?
>>69539588
There is a skin and bones and then there is fit, Ronda is just plain chubby here.
>>69539595
You are just the fakest person
>>69539595
I'm here, I'm here. You are just the fakest person. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the TV comes on, how you can just change. It's like you're a chameleon. It's awesome.
>>69539599
remove that a
>>69539599
>>69539617
Don't worry I removed it lad
how does this go from this to ....
Ishihara v Gutierrez set for UFC Salt Lake City
>>69539613
Hey, listen. I'm a professional. That fact that you're a pussy.
>>69539645
It’s awesome. It’s unbelievable. Unbelievable.
>>69539637
Should have saved Luke for that card.
>>69539657
The fact that you’re a pussy hasn’t changed.
TOP /heem/ BOYS
NATE
CRUZ
ALVAREZ
POIRIER
MOUSASI
T-CITY
DERRICK it is what it is LEWIS
MEGAN OLIVI
TIM KENNEDY
ARI EMANUEL
>>69539667
It’s unbelievable how fake you can really be. You’re such a fucking pussy. My god. It is amazing. It’s amazing. But hat’s off to you because you have a great PR person. Because they have done a great job training you because you are just terrible. You are the fucking scum of the earth. You are a terrible human being, but you can really turn it on, huh?
jons gone fags let it go he's career is over
he's finished just like ronda
i know the sport moves quickly but you have to move on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BT1zrUnuKw
>>69539681
London Banana
Louis Smolka
Tim Boetsch
>>69539681
>>69539689
Barbarena you idiots
Stuck in traffic post rare Schaubs
>>69539682
Thank you.
>>69539681
no Yair Rodriguez
lol do you even know what your doing?
>>69539706
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.
>>69539703
who?
>>69539721
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?
>>69539735
You could never, you could never kill me.
>>69539644
implants
Any (You) hunters in the house?
>>69539746
Oh, I bet you I could.
Everyone here could heem me
;_;
>>69539737
Cheers lad
>>69539758
You should try Jon. You really should try Jon.
>>69539768
i wouldn't heem you lad even if i could
>>69539774
No, I would literally kill you if you spit in my face
>>69539795
Yeah, let’s try that Jon.
>>69539816
>>69539816
your not going to stop are you?
>>69539816
Literally kill you.
Autism: The Thread
Anyone else found Boetsch winning incredibly satisfying? A chubby 35 year old heeming a shredded 28 year old is pretty cool to see.
>>69539833
Let’s try that Jon.
>>69539681
goobs
shogun
nicolas and nathan
doo hoo choi
KZ
joe duffy
hunto
dom
>>69539844
I’m not saying I would fight you, I said I would kill you if you did some shit like that.
>you now remember this card
>Bullet Schevchenko
>only loss in last six is to the current champion
>Holly Holm
>Only loss is to the champion that just got murked by the current champion
Any reason not to bet the house on Holm?
So wtf was this
>>69539861
I really don't
>>69539860
So Jon, do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon? I mean really.
Reminder that Ngannou is gonna heem some goof in exactly 9 days
>>69539999
quads confirms
Based Ngannou
>>69539688
I love how most people forgot about shit like this and really thought Jon was a decent human being.
>>69540044
thats really not that bad, he has done much worse stuff
>>69540044
>>69540063
This desu, it was just a few words
Not like he pulled a gun out on him
>>69540044
>tfw literal cheater hailed as the GOAT is exposed as a drug cheat
>>69540140
>posts mark hunt
>eye pokes and fence grabs for fucking days in the bork fight
get fucked bru
>>69540171
it is what it is
John Lineker vs Cody Garbrandt, y/n?
Spiciest manletfight out there
>>69540173
I was pretty drunk by the time that fight rolled around, didn't notice any of that.
Come to think of it, I really ought to rewatch 200 but the only fight that I even remember being remotely decent was Tate vs Nunes, but all my friends left after Brock/Hunt because smoking cones half an hour an earlier is better than watching the main event lel
Daily reminder that callum bisping could heem everyone here
haha right in the OP I love it
>>69540248
Dan Miragliotta slapped Hunto's hand off the fence, it was pretty rad.
>>69540248
dude weed lmao
>>69540328
Yeah fuggen tell me about it
Shit's fun but man, it can wait.
I missed the card last night but I fuckin told you goofs Lineker would beat McDonald
Lineker has been underrated for far too long
How badly would Sage beat London Banana?
>>69540407
he wouldnt beat top 5
>>69540407
>I fuckin told you goofs Lineker would beat McDonald
I think most people were on Lineker, McDonald looked poor vs Kanehara and Lineker has been looking like MUNSTER recently
>>69539509
>AAHHHH DANA SAVE ME
>>69540432
I thought most were on McDonald last time I was posting about it
>>69540429
he literally just did
and he'd be a handful for Assuncao and he could beat Caraway too
so I think you're wrong
>>69540433
He wanted out so bad. I don't think I've ever seen a fighter give up the tap so easily to escape punches.
>>69540433
>roll over to give up a flat back mount
>zero neck protection
Unedited footage of Conor McGregor sparring Chris Van Heerden
https://youtu.be/ycKtyj3R2E4
Is London Banana your boy?
>>69540560
>forced meme
It's Lando Vannata
HOLY SHIT!
That Cuckuy - Vannata fight!!!
>>69540492
What was that Chael quote about giving up and letting the guy RNC you?
>>69540474
mcdonald hasnt fought in who knows how long
I meant not ranked top 5 but legit top 5
>>69540640
>I meant not ranked top 5 but legit top 5
of course you did
so who are those five then lol because I just pointed out that he'd be a handful for #3 and could probably beat #4 and he just beat #5
>>69539681
HUNT
LONDON BANANA
HENDO
Pls remove Kennedy. He whines too much.
>>69540665
I think you mean Lando Vannata friend
>>69540654
mcdonald fought some gook and before that didnt fight for 3 years and hes somehow top 5
lmao a fukin LEAF
>>69540640
kek wtf is that supposed to mean
these bantams need 3 times as many punches to heem someone
>>69540695
>>69540581
Literally (You)
>>69540695
No strong feelings one way or the other.
>>69540628
Chael mentioned it a few times, but he didn't invent the concept.
>>69540672
Eh, it's already a popular hipster look before goobs stepped into the cage.
>>69540511
>i don't like getting punched in the face
>just rnc me so i can tap out
>>69540703
literally can't answer a question or even support your own statement lol BTFO
>>69540745
>Eh, it's already a popular hipster look before goobs stepped into the cage.
All of those Insta posts were tagged with McGregor and how about how much they look like him.
>>69540773
this is terrible
Not very good at all.
>>69540773
you missed the part where Conor was beating the shit out of Nate before getting tired
>>69540798
I didn't make it. Found it on reddit.
>>69540729
It literally is
>>69540825
>H-he was winning until he lost!
10. DAYS. NOTICE.
>>69540826
Did you WebM it? Waste of time and effort honestly
>>69540847
Well he was, just watch the rematch. Nate is going to sleep.
>>69540857
Yes, I WebM'd it.
>>69540847
>SHE WAS WINNING UNTIL SHE LOST
>>69540859
He fucking gassed, you cucktato.
>>69540883
is that bill murray in the back on the left?
>>69540904
a gast tank is a fixable issue, he can tweek the game plan too.
>>69540883
Holm and Tate were tied going into the fifth round.
>>69540789
Okay, that fact makes it cringey.
>IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH
lol i'm sure that little irish man is learning how to leg kick
>nates kryptonite lol
>>69540953
It was 38-37 Holm-Tate. If Tate hadn't finished, it would have been 47-47.
>>69540983
Why do they roll this deep?
>>69540913
The only way that McGoober could fix his gas tank is by turning his pace way the fuck down.
What went wrong?
>>69541019
I think he will, a good start would be to stop throwing the spinning meme kicks.
>>69541045
non-title manletweight main event
>>69541045
I didn't submit my picks.
>its another everyone is on nates dick episode
fucking hell it doesn't even matter that much who wins but I want to see goober KO that bum so you faggots can keep quiet
>>69541108
settle down man
>>69541055
Except McPotato's entire style is about dumping his tank early and landing the left. If he fights at a slow pace, that lets Nate get into a rhythm easier. You can't even exploit cardio when Nate is definitely more suited for championship rounds. Conor already said he wasn't looking to outpoint anybody. Kavanagh is a fucking hack and has never shown he can adjust fighters. The entire deck is stacked against Goober at this point.
>>69541089
lol
>>69541121
its the roids
rage man Im sorry
>>69541108
We're only on his dick because he's fighting a manlet. He's still not very good at 155.
>>69541136
don't worry about it, you're still cool
>>69541108
>Implying it would be more tolerable if Conor wins.
>>69541085
the card was very good though
Who /Boetsch/ here?
>>69541150
you're a cool guy too brit
>>69541154
it'll literally just conor samefagging, besides whoever wins it should be a better match so who cares who wins, both brings great memes
>>69541202
>''''''''''''''''''''''''world''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
If Ngannou wins his next fight should UFC match him up with Daniel O?
>>69541127
Diaz kryptonite is wrestling + leg kicks. Goobs clearly doesn't have the ground game to grind up Diaz for 5 rounds, so outpointing by way of leg kicks would be the most obvious way to win it.
So if he truly meant it when he said he's not looking to outpoint Nate, that means it's the same gameplan as the first fight.
Swinging for the fences until he KOs Nate or he gasses out.
>>69541196
Why did Jesus have to go out and fight like an idiot?
>>69541196
just glad a bloodyeblow writer got BTFO
>>69541223
Match him with BORK
>>69541045
Nakamura BTFO'd me early
>>69541261
those look comfy af desu
wewlad
25 minutes with these two
>>69541363
LINK PLS
>>69541148
>nates not an elite lw
Im sick of this meme
>>69541381
couldn't even beat bendo, who got destroyed by a no-name russian in lellator
>>69541381
>nates an elite lw
el oh el
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDE1mxWdiM
Will they do one for UFC 202?
>>69541395
to be fair that dude looked like twice his size and he still couldn't finish him, who knows why he didnt just go to lightweight
>>69541414
they better do, because ufc200 was a forgettable messed up shitcard
they better put some effort on 202
>you now realise that Woodley will heem Lawler
how does that make you feel?
what are you guys doing until this card?
you're all average blokes while i'm a fucking samurai
>>69541464
jackin' it
>>69538987
Someone he can highlight reel heem
Is Cruickishank still in the UFC? That would be spicey.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12185158/morning-report-dominick-cruz-is-eyeing-fight-with-aldo-doesnt-care
dillacuck btfo
>>69541464
probablt to worst big fox card ever
>>69541482
cuckshank got cut
>>69541484
Dominick Cruz vs Conor McGregor would be very nice to see, Conor's striking would truly be put to test
Rank these cucks
Andre Pederneiras (Nova União)
Cesar Gracie (Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu)
Duane Ludwig (Ludwig Martial Arts)
Edmond Tarverdyan (Glendale Fighting Club)
Eric Del Fierro (The Alliance)
Firas Zahabi (Tristar GYM)
Greg Jackson/Mike Winklejohn (Jackson's Martial Arts & Fitness Academy)
Heath Sims (Team Quest)
Javier Mendez (American Kickboxing Academy)
John Kavanagh (SBG Ireland)
Mark Henry (Ricardo Almeida Jiu-Jitsu Academy)
Matt Hume (Evolve MMA)
Rafael Cordeiro (Kings MMA)
Ricardo Liborio (American Top Team)
MEMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9re9SLS2IU
>>69541464
succ
Rate last night's card.
what did she mean by this?
>>69541484
I would far rather watch this over Dillashaq. Even though I like Dillashaq he needs a little time away from title fights. It's not like he ran through everyone, the motherfucker lost to a fringe contender like 2 years ago and beat Barao.
Aldo vs. Cruz would be interesting. I think I'd take Aldo but fuck
Nate is an elite lightweight, he'd destroy that goof tony ferguson you guys were all fawning over.
>>69541544
>Andre Pederneiras (Nova União)
shit, will get you popped for roids + injured
>Cesar Gracie (Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu)
will scam you $$
>Duane Ludwig (Ludwig Martial Arts)
will shill you into buying his products, but ok
>Edmond Tarverdyan (Glendale Fighting Club)
shit
>Eric Del Fierro (The Alliance)
who
>Firas Zahabi (Tristar GYM)
meme
>Greg Jackson/Mike Winklejohn (Jackson's Martial Arts & Fitness Academy)
good
>Heath Sims (Team Quest)
who
>Javier Mendez (American Kickboxing Academy)
good(may get you injured tho)
>John Kavanagh (SBG Ireland)
meme
>Mark Henry (Ricardo Almeida Jiu-Jitsu Academy)
good
>Matt Hume (Evolve MMA)
good
>Rafael Cordeiro (Kings MMA)
good
>Ricardo Liborio (American Top Team)
who
>>69541544
>Greg Jackson/Mike Winklejohn (Jackson's Martial Arts & Fitness Academy)
will let you hide for 8 hours to avoid drug tests
will talk to you like a weirdo on the stool between rounds
Remember me?
>>69541881
what a goof
>>69541881
steroids
>>69541881
I almost feel bad for jones tbqhwy
>>69541906
EVERYBODY'S on steroids lad.
>>69541544
1. Edmond Tarverdyan
POWER GAP
everyone else
beauuutiful champ
>>69541881
when are they going to get rid of this jackass?
>>69541991
He's on top of getting rid of himself faм, just wait.
>>69541991
They're never going to cut him, they don't want lellator or ONE snapping him up.
>>69541881
Literally who?
happy birthday conor
The magic of Edmund.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HfMfQV3pwo
meme card?
why is John such DYEL?
>>69542168
>Robbie fight
>Meme card
There are goofs in /heem/ RIGHT NOW who actually think that McFaggor will heem Diaz. Even though Diaz was hit in their first fight with Coonor's hardest punches and they had almost no effect. How do these mental gymnastics work?
>>69542191
Did Conor just skip abs workouts for the past year or is he just sucking in his stomach?
>>69542227
Core strength is important, but ab work isn't.
Would Sage beat Lando?
>>69541881
cheater
steroids|
I love it
Would lando beat sage?
opinion: if a fighter holding their division's championship moves up/down a weight class and doesn't defend their title after 2 bouts in a different weight class they should vacate it
y/n
>>69539417
white genetics + trt
Just bough a ticket for Bellator because I'm a true fight fan.
>>69542494
*Because they are cheap
>>69538987
man, what a sperg. what the hell was up Vannata in the second rd? lowest fighter IQ i've seen in a while. i've no faith in a guy who waltzes straight in with his hands down to the #3 guy in the weightclass.
>>69542506
they actually were pretty expensive. I got a very good seat ringside for like £100 but the original price was over £150.
>>69542511
he was probably very gassed since he came in on short notice. He was trying to do the same as he was doing in the first but just had no gas to pull it off.
>>69542511
nice post
>>69542494
Also going lad, flying down tomorrow
should be fun
>>69542564
yeah, i was unaware he was a short notice replacement. good for him nearly taking the fight, but if you're gassing, hands down chin up isn't the brightest strategy. i'd liek to see how he does with the lower ranks as he definitely showed some skill in that first round.
>>69542398
The only person that would apply to is Conor and he is exempt from most rules anyway.
M-1 69: BATTLE IN THE MOUNTAINS 5
VENATOR 52
BELLATOR 158
THIS SATURDAY
>>69542717
his mewvment impressed me a lot, was cutting great angles in the first. seems to have good power too since ferg has a great chin. don't want ufc to rush him, they should give him a couple of favourable match ups from lower down the division.
>>69542777
Any actual interesting fights?
>>69542777
>Venator 52
Palhares vs Meek was Venator 3 lad
>>69542777
>VENATOR 52
can't see that anywhere lad, where did you get this from?
>>69542827
Daley v Lima
MVP v Cyborg
Mitrione v Thompson
should be fun in Bellator
>>69542777
>VENATOR 52
>52
have I been living under a rock
>>69542848
>>69542859
Sorry lads I fucked up, it's VFC 52: Jackson vs Pitolo.
http://m.espn.go.com/extra/mma/eventresult?eventId=400892663&wjb=
I'm a casual, an autist.
>>69541395
At welterweight you fucking casual
Palhares on the left
>>69542882
So no? lol
>>69542936
ok? lol
>>69542848
y-you didn't miss the 49 events since then did you? They were great. Historic MMA.
Who /BEC/ here?
Edgy Brah Invitational on Sunday too
>>69542954
Penne is still pretty ugly.
>>69542936
Thtats shopped right? No way Palhares is that big wtf....
>>69542954
no one, she looks like she stinks of cat piss and blocked drains
>>69542820
hope the fight was a learning lesson for him. either way, he was entertaining to watch so i'll be tuning in to his next bout.
>>69542936
>>69542936
he looks like the retard standing on his own in a classroom picture
>>69542954
Hate that cunt tbqh
What did Miesha mean by this?
There's also an ACB card on, I expect about 24 hours from now
http://www.sherdog.com/events/ACB-41-Path-to-Glory-52527
It has one of the classic men of MMA
>Don't fear me...
>c'mon baby
>f-fear the consequences baby
Also Tim Hague and Mike "A FOCKEN WORRIAH" Wilko
They're usually streamed for free on ACB's YouTube Channel, though with the name power on this card maybe they're ramping up to some sort of non-free event viewing solution
>>69543024
Isn't that like 90% of weight cutting, lying around feeling shit? I did think she was behaving oddly at the weigh-ins though
is this a good striking coach?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0aL5QhxNO/
Was it racism?
>>69543064
nah pretty sure it will be free, I think they show it on TV in Russia and Youtube is for foreign audience
>>69543024
What if she's on her period? Seriously though, what happens if a woman is scheduled to fight and she gets her period right before the fight? I can imagine that would fuck things up badly
>>69543131
JUST BLEED
>>69542980
i kekd at that
>>69543131
I think Paige or someone said that they fought on their period before and don't mind it.
>>69543131
Valerie Letourneau's reaction to Jojo's body work made me think she was cramping on something.
There's also a Rizin press conference announcing their Openweight GP on the 16th, 1:30 PM JST. You haven't given up on Rizin yet, right?
>>69542954
nobody. i hope she gets btfo to invicta
>>69539681
no Joanna?
spain pls you were almost there
>>69543131
Don't athletes with low body fat percentages have easier periods than normal chicks?
>>69542954
BRING ME THE STONES
>>69543131
>what are tampons
>>69543243
The fuck
>>69542954
Nah fuck daddy issues, I'm cheering for chimpette here.
>>69543243
SHE GROOLIN'
>>69542954
I unironically hope that Bec gets heemed and kills herself on stream. I hate her so much.
>>69543006
this woman has a child
>>69543203
RIZIN is a nice comfy meme
>>69543108
she was robbed desu
>>69543096
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0aL5QhxNO/
Master Thong is sort of infamous in Thailand, he burned a lot of bridges there and in california. I remember some Team Alpha male alums and Faber talking about it during some WEC stuff
he's a huge gambler and shit with money management, burned a lot of money with shit decision making opening gyms, hiring trainers for weird clinics, and being real bad at paying or not even paying people
Guy knows his stuff supposedly but is a real sleaze which is why he disappeared for a bit honestly first time ive seen him since like 2010-2011
>>69543108
atom weight vs straw weight what did you expect to happen?
>>69543271
That's not my point, women on their periods have more issues than just bleeding out of their vaginas. They cramp, get bloated, moody, generally feel like shit, imagine having all that on top of having a weight cut.
>>69539637
Tensnake is living the dream since leaving this shithole
hes a DJ and a UFC fighter
>>69543397
She's complete white trash.
>>69543131
what is usada's stance on female mma fighters going on the pill?
>>69541822
>Ricardo liborio
>who
He literally has two champions
>>69543243
This is great.
Almost gave me boner.
Rooting for Paige Vanzant over Bec? Why?
>listening to Co-Main Event podcast
>you can't tell the Brazilian fighter to go back to the jungle, that not gonna fly here in 2016
NO BANTER ALLOWED
>>69543397
2 children
>>69543622
i hate dykes
Literally not bashing Rogan here, he and Chael don't know what the fuck they were talking about when it comes to estrogen blockers.
I know Chael was pretending to be retarded on JRE before he got caught cheating, but I don't think he was deliberately being ignorant on the last episode.
>ido portal
>ever
>>69542954
This cunt has literally no ass.
>>69543670
how so? i'm even more ignorant on estrogen blockers than them both. far as i have read they block estrogen (duh) production in men after juicing with testosterone or other hormone enhancers to minimize the negative effects of estrogen like increase in subcutaneous fat and titty growth. how far off base am i? or chael? or rogan?
at least wikipedia accepted the name change, paige is still lying about being bullied for her size
>>69543670
Just listened to it, and IDK what you're talking about. Elaborate nigga.
>>69543604
who
>>69543642
I like CME, but they're both giant dweebs when it comes to anything like Ariel or DC getting booed.
>>69543771
lying? do explain.
>>69543771
She probably got bullied for being a whore. That's usually what happened in the high school I went to.
Funny they say her nickname is from her love of shooting and not because it just happened to rhyme lel.
Thoughts?
>>69543854
>>69543887
her bullying coincided with her brother getting arrested, of course she is going to lie about that anyone would
>>69543902
I think No should be a bigger favorite
>>69543902
>in 2016
would have to probably be the NY card since it needs big names. Not sure who he fights though, does he go for the title or does he fight fun meme fights?
>>69543902
Good odds, no chance it's happening before '17.
>Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
>>69543771
>>69543887
Reminder that Sletten means 'Sluts' in Dutch
Funny that she changed her dutch surname to another dutch surname
>>69543292
>>69543345
>>69543606
It's pee.
>>69543926
ah, that's right, forgot about her brother. however, there's no real issue with her trying to deflect this and not putting on blast what her brother did. it's one of those white lies that aren't really of consequence so i don't see why you or anyone's gotta make note of it.
>>69543955
more like Cody Pfizer haha
i was just talking to my friend who graduated from medical school but is still doing his residency, i remember him being obsessed with drug knowledge when we were in high school, i'm doing him a disservice here but one thing he said is you can take "estrogen blockers" (he mentioned very specific ones) just to cut huge amounts of fat, so one point being jon or anyone else could theoretically not be taking anything else but around the time they are doing their weight cut they take estrogen blockers
>>69544034
desu I'd hate to have biceps that big. haha
Each morning I wake up, I thank Schaub for blessing me with happiness. As I turn on the latest TFATK as I drive to work, my insides light up with bliss and harmony.
I pray you all one day learn to accept Schaub into your life.
Schaub bless.
>>69544034
Is it just me or does his bicep look tumerous?
is it the weight cut?
>>69544037
i guess the point being you can be a healthy male around jon's age and just by taking what he said and some other stuff that is over the counter you can drop like literally 30 pounds
>>69544089
He's been on a body builder diet of rice and fish since he was like four.
>>69544089
I think its the roids m8
>>69544089
He didn't cut much weight for UFC 200, It was a welterweight bout.
>>69543824
Robbie and nunes
I missed the prelims last night. Worth checking out?
>>69544037
i hear you. but that doesn't contradict anything Rogan or Chael said, from what i've read, about estrogen blockers. (assuming here you're the dude who posted they were talking shit, which, to be fair, is kinda their job at this point, isn't it?) either way, he tested positive for two of them. is that how it usually goes? an athlete will take 2 different types of estrogen blockers? damn, Jones is fucked.
>skip training to drink and play games with friends
>feel guilty
has health meme gone too far?
>>69544179
on steroids, wood be shit without
>>69544192
yeah they were pretty spicy, especially the Fight Pass ones
>>69544192
do it for pfist
>>69544192
what bout is this photo from?
>>69544211
>not understanding health isn't the same as fitness
let your shame drive you to fit more training into your downtime and more friends into your day
>>69544211
This is why you'll never have meme footwork like Roberto "No Màs" Duran
Kailin a CUTE!
CUTE!!!
>>69544201
right. my friend wasn't defending jon he was just trying to answer the question of "why would anyone take estrogen blockers" or "why would estrogen blockers be in supplements"
he said you can absolutely take them alone and cut tremendous amounts of fat, they give you an ungodly ''''unnatural'''' advantage
>>69544290
looks more chimp than pvz desu
>>69544248
UFC 7
>>69544211
>tfw had a fuck huge kebab with fries today and now feel disgusted by myself
>>69544299
gotcha.
out of curiosity, anyone here have any personal experience with estrogen blockers while not juicing?
>>69541003
split decision, and STILL....
>>69544248
A bloody boxing match between Ray Campbell and Dick Hyland, 1913
>>69541451
>woodley beating lawler
you have more faith in USADA than I do my bongistani friend
>>69544392
Thanks
>>69541790
aldo is too passionate and nervous to beat cruz. I dont think cruz would let it be too spicy but it would be an amazing technical fight
>>69544364
he gave me examples of it being done, again i'm an idiot and can't even remember the names of the stuff but he said he knows 1st hand of people who would just take estrogen blockers and some OTC stuff to prevent loss of lean muscle mass and would drop from like 200 to 170 pounds and be absolutely jacked
>>69544428
Lol pls stop. Aldo would poop on Cruz.
>>69544428
Can you imagine Cruz taking a single leg kick from Aldo?
>>69542017
>bellator gets jones
>six months later after gaining and cutting, venom and bones superfight
>bellator makes billions and forces UFC to step their game up
>mass fighter defection over reebok contracts
can jon jones save mma
>>69544473
>his knee literally explodes and ends his career forever
>>69542226
connor is gaining weight to fight diaz. he will lose diaz 2, vacate the FW belt because he can't make the cut in 9 months, get one more "superfight" against cruz, get beaten and move to boxing where he will have a short and lackluster career.
the first sentence is where the mental gymnastics happen
>>69542264
>suggesting ab workouts aren't important for a power puncher who wants to keep fights on the feet
no wonder everyone says to ignore your shitposting
>>69544530
australians and canadians are consistently the worst posters on 4chan
>>69544530
Again, core strength is important. Poppin' abs aren't.
>>69544473
This is sorta my thought process. I would take Aldo.
>>69542191
>5'6''
>going to welter
s m h
>>69544358
That's how I feel every time I get myself a halal snack pack. Some things are too decadent.
>>69542227
He's 5'8" and trying to fight at 170. Hard to have abs like that.
>>69544567
abs and obliques are literally like the third most important muscle group to stand and bang fighters. i think you might be a drooling abbo
>>69544664
He's 5'9.
>>69544664
Lmao, what are you on about. It's not like hes chubby or something. His stomach is still flat.
>>69544690
how much do you bench
>>69544473
no, but desu i couldn't imagine faber not catching him after so long not fighting either and he put a clinic on how to not get touched.
if aldo doesn't catch good kicks he wouldn't catch anything
on the other hand cruz might not have enough power to put aldo away, so i suppose he'd get a lot of minutes to get a shattered glass leg.
still would be a great fucking fight
>>69544712
I'm not saying he's chubby, I'm saying you can't see his ab muscles because of the weight he's packing on for a welterweight fight. He'll definitely have abs when he moves back to 145 or 155.
>>69544697
>>69544664
He's a manlet, stop arguing over his height.
>>69544664
>>69544697
He's 5'5
>>69544732
Cruz most definitely can't put away a 145er.
>>69544726
i do flat dumbbell press with 100's for 8 and 50's for 30, inclines dumbs at 95's for 10 and 50's for 30, alternate days.
i bench three plates and whatever change i'm feeling on a given day but I dont bench often, it's hard on an old shoulder injury tbqhfam
Dominick don't bother with this guy >>69544756
You were right, they don't want you to win.
>>69544756
switch might not to probably not and i don't think we're really arguing brah. cruz is a sneaky fucker and aldo leads his chin in alternately on his 1-2, but.. yeah probably not
>>69544737
>I'm not saying he's chubby
>I'm saying you can't see his ab muscles because of the weight he's packing on
If there is "weight" covering his abs its fat, there is nothing else it could be.
>>69544620
>halal snack pack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack
I love you straya, this is the funniest thing I have learned in a while.
Here we just call it "kebab with fries" or "kebabplate".
>>69544800
Yes, he's putting on fat. Extra weight for grappling is extra weight.
>>69544796
Aldo has been ko'd one time EVER. I'm done with this meme that he's made of glass. Cruz has one finish in the UFC and that's against bantamweights.
>>69541202
>209k
Horcher
>>69544168
it wasnt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YdEDtFOdCA
Big John McCarthy with Joey "I mugged a hooker" Diaz.
>>69544973
It was at 170. What are you supposed to call it?
>>69544973
But it was
>>69544451
your friend an idiot, estrogen blockers dont give you that edge in cutting fat they literally are only used for post test cycles. Only thing that can help to lose fat is doing EC stacks or taking yohimbine, even then its a marginal edge ti normal cutting methods
>>69544801
holy shit I thought it was something he made up
>>69544289
Drinking and eating in excess is the very staple of Roberto durans teachings
duran bless
>>69539402
He looks like a gay fag
>>69545051
Le no more man
>>69544168
>>69544973
>>69544987
>>69544991
>>69545038
>>69545051
Why are there so many swedish people here right now
I thought Eid was over
>>69545085
all me
>>69544859
Cruz will drop you if you let him, but Aldo isn't going to charge into a left unless you're balls deep in his head.
I really want to see Dom's TDs vs. Aldo's TDD. Aldo isn't going to be able punch Dom in a million years, but he can kick your legs off.
This fight needs to happen for sure. Also Goobs would get demolished by Cruz, it's an awful matchup. Aldo probably wins too if he keeps his head straight.
>>69545083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-XQ9UyF6Yc
He weighed in at 156.
>>69545085
There is like 3-4 Swedes here, today it's only two.
>tfw we would have been able to see him heem Garbrandt if he hadn't gotten dengue fever
>>69545126
>losing to a literal midget
how do you not self-immolate after this?
>>69545121
yeah i think the Barbarena fight was only at WW because it was short notice for Barbarena
Aldo isn't like Dillacuck. He didn't kick Frankie a lot to avoid being taken down. He has the GOAT tdd t.b.h f.a.m. He'd kick Cruz bum leg into oblivion.
Which UFC fighter has the biggest dick
>le UFC sold for 4 billion so every fighter should get a lot more money
>>69545138
Height makes literally no difference in a fight, reach and weight are all that matters
>>69545187
Watch the weigh-ins for 200, Frankie's packing a hog's leg.
>>69541464
Wondering what hollys feet and butthole smell like, like i always do
>>69545187
Dom Cruz, since Phil Davis left the UFC.
>>69545193
>McDonalds is worth a bagillion pesos so I want 100k to flip burgers
>>69545208
Reach and weight make literally no difference in a fight, getting caught is all that matters
>>69545228
Getting caught makes literally no difference in a fight, movement is all that matters
>>69545228
this, every fight is just to see who gets caught first
//heem/
>>69545245
Movement makes literally no difference in a fight, footwork and grip strength are all that matter
>>69545265
footwork and grip strength makes literally no difference in a fight, wanting it more is all that matters
>>69545265
Footwork and grip strength make no difference in a fight, not wearing the black shorts is all that matters
>>69545064
Well he has a wife.
A wife with really big tits.
>>69545285
Clearly overcompensating for his cocklust.
>>69544981
Huh, this actually has some really interesting info about judging and when to call a fight.
Is this Pfister's last fight in the UFC?
>>69545328
Yes
Post hematomas
>>69545328
Maybe.
>>69545339
that's a good wife, how'd a nitwit like Tim get so lucky?
>>69545328
I don't know
based aldo
are kettlebells a meme
>>69545432
No, they help build functional strength
Darrell Horcher would beat Landon Vanatta
Ayyyy
>>69545432
and joe wonders why his shoulders are fucked
>>69544981
can't believe a Joey Diaz podcast is more informative than Joe Rogan podcast
>>69545443
kek the ol functional strength meme
>>69545485
NEW
>>69544981
Been listening to far too many podcasts recently
The thing is I can't just have them on in the background since I won't pay attention to it then, but it's a bit much to sit listening to a podcast for 2 hours.
Big John should come on JRE though
>>69545491
>18 replies early in early /heem/ hours
what the fuck is wrong with you niggas
>>69545464
>smug rashad evans
https://youtu.be/5YdEDtFOdCA?t=2223
>but when you're looking at the scoring the scoring is not like people thing
>the UFC, Joe Rogan says that striking grappling control and aggresiveness are the elements of scoring
>and people say that "oh okay so you score them all evenly"
>No, you don't!
>there are only two elements of a fight
>if me and joey diaz fight and there's no striking or grappling, it's just two ugly guys badly dancing
>there's only two elements that make up scoring, and that's effective striking and effective grappling
MEWVEMENT BTFO
>>69545622
Dillashit fanboys btfo
>>69545491
This is the new thread, in case Puerto Rico missed it
>>69545629
>>69545622
He goes into Lawler Condit here.
>>69545649
condit won
>>69545660
Lawler won
>>69545660
Not according to BJM.
>It's not who throws the most, it's who does the most damage. It's not a game of tag.
>>69545676
BJM is a referee, not a judge.
>>69545786
He wrote the book on how to judge.
I mean literally, he wrote the handbook.
What the fuck is a bump limit, faggots.
>>69545676
How would you even objectively determine damage
>>69545854
If I write a book about cooking, does that makes me a chief?
>>69545939
>cooking
>chief
Probably not.
>>69539861
tuf latin america finale
heeming this thread
with no survivors!
>>69540171
Why were they booing him he actually did stuff and even managed to get out of being smothered by that fat fuck a couple of times.
>>69546720
Roy Nelson was the hometown guy, they were rooting for him and because of that subjectivity they probably thought his laying in the 3rd round should have won him the fight
>>69543490
lmao tennyboi
