AL leads 4-2 in the 5th
>Rags
Royals
>Nashitnal League
>rags
nth for shoulda left the starters
>rags
>>69515318
No class.
>MEMECHADO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69515303
>Have best ERA in league
>Don't even get to pitch
Why is this allowed
A FUCKING BARVES PITCHER
WHY
>MEMECHADO
>0 for 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN PUT HIM IN THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO PUT HIM IN HE IS THE LEAGUE LEADER IN ERA HE IS FRESH AND GOOD PUT HIM IN NOW DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE KEKLEBALL IT IS A GOOD PITCH IT IS JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER PITCH
>2.96 era
>3-8
Jesus christ
Machado is an embarrassment
>>69515332
The classiest. The most class
First threadly reminder AL catchers are almost as bad as NL are pitchers at hitting
>>69515338
>Don't even get to pitch
>Don't even get to be in the bullpen
ftfy
who /sox/ here
Well >we did all we could before Terry fucked the NL and took >us all out and the pitching shit their pants. Have fun trying to win without >us, NL.
At all star game now.
Feels good to live in san diego.
>>69515303
No one fucking cares. Wakefield and Dickey didn't pitch when they went to the ASG.
>there are still people who think a knucklememer is going to pitch in the ASG
>>69515350
post their respective collective OPS then
Is it true that Padres games are only home games for Giants and Dodgers fans?
>>69515341
no
t. yost
>>69515350
???
The rest of the AL East outside of the Red Sox is a fucking EMBARRASSMENT
gtfo you losers
who here /yankees/?
gay fuck this gay ass novelty game bullshit
>>69515381
You won't say that when our Bullpen saves the game and Beltran hits a walk off you bitch
>>69515374
YOUR MAKKING ME SO MAD I AM TURNING BRIGHT RED PUT HIM IN NOW THE CU CKLE BALL IS JUST AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER PITCH IT IS A REAL LEGITIMATE SKILL
>>69515381
Yeah no wonder the red sox are in first o wait
Kek, Tony made Maddux his bitch
>LEAVE IN MACHADO
>TAKE OUT BOGAERTS
FUCK
YOU
YOST
My brother just told me wins were the most important statistic for measuring a pitcher
I almost exploded with baseball stat rage
Royals carrying the American League no surprise there.......
>>69515345
>classy
>tattoos
Pick one
>the best pitcher in the AL won't even play in this game
>>69515350
Sandy Leon is literally better than Ty Cobb and Ted Williams combined.
>Resd and Lillies are going to be in charge of turning it around for >us
>>69515386
uguu~
>>69515392
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69515360
I understand taking out So and Russel for more batting power, but Bryant and Riz too? Those guys hit, and they'll keep hitting
>ASG will never be played in Dodger Stadium in your lifetime.
>>69515400
the good players on the re dsox are good they have some bad players (pedroia ) who is bad though
>>69515415
He already pitched faggot are you drunk
>>69515412
Found the 60 yr old
How do you feel about the unwritten rules of baseball?
>>69515415
Yeah I'm sad tanaka God snubbed too
>bombston bragging about achievements in the ASG
>in 3rd place when it counts
>>69515427
Thank G-d
>>69515363
Show us your view.
>>69515397
LOL
>>69515400
We had retardedly difficult schedule in June and our pitchers blow, we're bouncing back though.
>Eternal 4th placers are like 2-40 on the road
>Red Sox are like 1 of 2 teams in AL with winning pct on road
lmao you guys are so fucked in the next half
Did Yost leave in Machado because he decked Ventura and he was sick of that manlet?
Rags fan here. Who would this beautiful man need to give up not named Profar or Gallo to get Pomeranz? Something like Brinson and a few mid tier guys?
A classic example of how to actually pitch to the entire zone by teheran there
>>69515406
Gotta play defense to stay in :^)
>>69515427
Thank fucking god
>>69515434
>>69515431
steven wright >>>>>>> ur teams ace
>>69515445
>we
>>69515438
>Thank G-d
(((You)))
I stand up for: /b/
Who do you stand up for?
>>69515436
>0(zero) pennants in the 21st century
>>69515453
You have to hit to not be a complete fucking embarrassment to your team, like memechado :^)
>>69515445
Don't you fucking laugh at me
both teams will get yosted tonight
Steven Wright isn't even a good knuckleballer
He gets lucky winds
Ned Yost should be forever banned from ever managing another ASG
>>69515436
what have the orioles done in the past 30 years? lol
orioles fans mad their team chokes while the red sox win rings
Can i sit down for cancer? I kinda want Farlel to stop being the manager again
THIS
IS
MY
FIGHT
SONG
>>69515440
no proper camera but they're nosebleed seats that i paid $300 for, yeah, i'm a cuck... whatever- so i'm listening to ESPN as well.
>this gay ass shit
>not even the 7th inning stretch
What is this?
>>69515462
/tv/ and cuckposting desu
My ears have cancer
I'M WITH HER
Wtf
>>69515463
>>69515471
>living in the past
That is the next logical step in delusion.
Who is this semen demon?
What is this gay shit? Ted Williams never had to put up with this
will this song end cancer for good
Oh god what the fuck is this pop shit?
Ned Yost should manage all games all the time
>Stand up
>gay-ass song
just fuck my shit up pham
this is GARBAGE
Suck a cock, cancer.!
Just not my cock please.
Rachel got a pair of stems
them fukn legs
fukkkkkkk
>gonna sing the whole song
flipping the channel
what is that whore wearing, this is a family program
this isn't baseball
Rizzo had cancer
I came here to shit post and watch some baseball, not feel
your murrica is showing you faggots
this song fucking sucks
lol
What is going on?
>Fox
This is mein fight song
Thousand year reich song
GET BACK TO THE GAME DAMMIT
SWEAR TO GOD
I better never get cancer since I have to put up listening to this fucking broad.
>>69515462
bullying Canada
THEY'RE LETTING HER DO
THE
ENTIRE
SONG
Anyone on /sp/ playing Pokemon Go? What team are you on?
THIS
IS
MY
FIIIIIGHHHTTT
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I Stand Up for this singer if you catch my drift
who is this semen demon?
this is supposed to be a fun american tradition. get the fuck out of here with your corperate "Stand Together With Mastercard!" bullshit jesus christ. what does this have to do with baseball even a little bit???
>>69515433
>superstitious natives spitting at a comet.
>>69515498
Not jacking it to semen demon
I went to a pop concert and an MLB All-Star Game broke out.
This is turning in to the NFL Conference Championships and the Superb Owl.
I stand up for my fucking ears
Rate my little sister bros
MIGGY DOESN'T STAND UP FOR CANCER
>Desmond repping Tolleson's dad
the feels
>getting cancer
>performances in the middle of a baseball game
>>69515427
Why not?
Wtf I hate cancer now
Why is this bitch wasting my time?
>>69515531
She ain't little.
>(((One precious cent at a time)))
How ironic we're having this cancer break while salty ass Red Sox fans shit post relentlessly
Oh great. She raised her fist like those BLM. I'm afraid she has been BLACKED.
>Come back from a walk
>They're having a concert instead of baseball
>>69515521
I would have sexual intercourse with her if you get what I'm saying
>>69515501
>>69515501
Better than what Memechado was giving us
:3
>>69515531
is that who's in the belly
>>69515531
>little
>no response from the crowd
>>69515531
Is she inside the whale?
>>69515529
thank god the world series will never be tainted like this
hopefully
>>69515531
>little
>>69515477
Sits or GTFO
>Everyone in my extended family has some sort of shit illness like heart disease, diabetes, and so on but not cancer
>My dad had congenital aneurysms and had a stroke 2 years ago
How fucked am I?
Rly maeks u dink
>>69515531
gibe phone number pls
Stream is kind of shitty, the audience members weren't allowed to right in their own card right?
>>69515556
okay, i'll GTFO, i don't have a camera, i don't know what to tell/give you.
>>69515523
Nothing more American than indiscreet advertisements.
>Trout in a Cubs uniform
What is things you'll never see again for 400 Alex?
>>69515544
>his "all star" went 0 for 3
holy lmao batman thats so fucking embarrassing lmao!
>>69515553
Nah it won't happen
NFL babbys don't have the attention to watch 7 whole games
I stand up for Omar Mateen
>>69515531
>little
>>69515544
that's every night retard (shitposting is good)
>>69515544
Cant wait until u guys colapse in scond half
>his team was put together by dan dookiequette
>>69515540
criminally underrated
>>69515558
You'll be fine, my friend :D
>>69515512
kek
who /eating good/ here?
>>69515544
>Machado will sign a 10 year deal with the Bankees
>Bawltimore will have nothing but Joe Faggo and his shitty contract
>>69515558
Pretty fucked but who cares m8, we're all gonna die of some bulshit.
>>69515535
Legitimately keked mate, thanks
>>69515445
Jays road record is better than yours
>>69515571
>his team isn't in first place
;)
>regularly chimps out and gets suspended
>goes 0-3 in the all star game
Why is Machimpo even here tonight?
>>69515583
Not you.
>commercial
>cancer bullshit
>commercial
BEST THIRD BASEMAN IS IN THE GAME HAHAAHHAAHHA
I stand up for Micah Xavier Johnson.
Also,
>Trout in a Cubs hat
IT WASN'T A DREAM
HOLY SHIT
>>69515581
thanks, my good guy, ty
>Bruce
Why is Jay Bruce here? Lmao
>>69515534
I fell you bro. Felt so bad for ripping Tolly to shreds after reading about his dad
>putting resd and lillies players in
Terry REALLY does not want to win
>>69515531
FAT LIVES MATTER
>>69515558
More likely. Change your lifestyle by working out and improving your lifestyle.
>Bruce
>resd is general
Fucking why
KELVIN
HERRERA
Shoulda just started all Royals this game. It'd be like 20 to nothing
>>69515588
Ya you guys and one other team i think
but the eternal 4th placers get btfo on the road and thats what makes me happy
>3 pitch out
>>69515567
Is this you?
>muh cancer
If I ever got that shit no one would give a fuck.
>>69515599
>Trout in a Cubs hat
where?
>>69515544
WHERE IS WALLACE
>>69515506
Oh shit, is that today?
Fuck.
>>69515619
sorry my dude
>NL babbs would unironically want the pitcher to hit in this game
top kek life must be ripe in the ninny league
>>69515619
would cancer be considered a graceful death in Brazil?
>>69515531
Delicious/10
>>69515619
You'll get zika and die anyway faggot
>taking out the red sox players
DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOST?
>rasg
hey guys can someone tell me what place the red sox are currently in?
like their record is the best in their division, right?
>Hosmer staying in
>everyone else out
fuck Yost
>duvall
do any other oldf*gs remember this guy from that home run derby awhile ago?
>>69515620
During the commercial break, they showed Mike Trout as a little kid laughing and wearing a Cubs hat.
>>69515630
eles preferem sufocar baixo una bunda enorme
Wieters there putting the entire league on his back for that out
>>69515544
Is that supposed to be a cheeky joke about John?
7 PITCH INNING
Shitty Baby League absolutely destroyed
>8 pitches
>>69515624
There was a fucking sticky for it yesterday you meme
>"This sport has a lot of young, talented players."
>Camera on Bartolo
>>69515544
Don't even need 1rst place. We all know you'll crumble come post season.
While that Ziegler signing paired with Kimbrel coming back down the stretch. Our bullpen will be strong for sure.
D O L A N
O
L
A
N
red sox players are out, looks like the NL has a chance now
Find one flaw.
Pro tip: you cant
>>69515633
Zika in adults is a mild fever and never killed a person.
>>69515630
It's standard for brazilians to die doing stupid stuff so... I guess it is.
>>69515644
:^)
t. ned
>>69515630
not https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Ot%C3%A1vio_Jord%C3%A3o_da_Silva
>>69515655
Who doesn't want that kind of death?
You know who should be an All-Star?
> Reddick
>>69515671
PUT THE BOY IN PUT THE CUC KLER IN NOW
>>69515617
even more basic, but i'm streaming using a compact laptop, about the size of a notebook. doesn't come with a camera
>Bruce
>Duvall
I get you put in Seager, Goldschmidt, and Arenado, but keep the ones batting below .270 on the bench
>>69515668
>rags
found one
>>69515676
>Weaver
>Pujols
>>69515660
To 2 resd players and a lilly
>implying your pitcher is actually good
I could strike those meme """players""" out
>>69515644
>taking out the leading candidate for MVP
>>69515668
>rasg
>>69515643
I'm from the future and the Red Gods are in 1st and 10 games in front of Bawltimore as of September 27th
>>69515668
He's not on the Nats anymore.
;_;
I'd fill her full of goodness if ya catch my drift amigos
>>69515668
no long term contract
>yet
Who here /carrying the team/ here
>>69515662
And I goddamn missed it.
>>69515695
ok but where do the red sox place
>le home run man
LMAO GG NL
>>69515695
yeah that's nice and all but i asked for the CURRENT standings
are they currently in 1st?
>>69515695
Baltimore is gonna have a August collapse this year. Machado won't recover from a blunder like this. 0-3
MLB's attempts to pander to muh millenials are Hillary-tier
>>69515701
Trying but Terry wanted to lose so he didn't put any good Cusb pitchers in early
they did an skit thing based on the red sox boys meme poses did anyone see they even made the not red sox boy do it now they're talking about it
>>69515711
It's absolutely disgusting desu
>the all-star game thread turns into a Red Sox shitposting game thread like any other Sox game would be
you really gotta love it
>>69515713
>good Cusb pitchers
>>69515718
>>69515718
this board revolves around everything Boston, this is nothing new
>>69515718
dont forget about muh prospects
>David Ortiz has given so much to the game
After winning a grand with a random baseball bet I decided to accompany the sport for now on. I was thinking about support the Giants, Bumgarner is a good pitcher from what I watched in the other game against the Diamondbacks.
>more Ortiz dick sucking
Don't these people's jaws get sore?
>>69515695
Oh ya and Brady cucked Goodell again
>>69515718
>Hating Sox threads
Unless youre a division opponent its normally pretty comfy man
>Hosshitter
Good job leaving him in Yost
>the boston red sox are better than the Toronto Blue Jays
lol????????
>>69515718
>turns into
wasn't it all along?
>>69515723
>lowest ERA in MLB
>>69515711
Agreed. I like the fact baseball is an "old man" sport.
It's like that old man bar down the street that serves their drinks strong & where husbands go to hide from their wives. Real man shit.
>>69515718
where's the retarded frog poster?
Hey guys, quick reminder,
DAVID
ORTIZ
>>69515718
>Red Sox
>Royals
>Cubs
This is the cocktail for prime shitposting
Lol even sitting down Papi makes Rosenthal look tiny
>tfw a family friend of yours used to play with the greatest baseball player on the face of the earth
Trout in the center, friend to the left of him
cap the oldest player to play dh
lmao
cheeky as fuck
Christ, the D backs have terrible jerseys. Goldschmidt looks so out of place compared to everyone else.
>>69515745
>DAVID
>ORTIZ
Now that's really something
This looks like an old king Kong movie when you put rosenthal near him
>THEY ACTUALLY CHANGED THE LYRICS
>THIS FUCKING FONT
>>69515743
Killed himself a while back in June
>poopy interview
>during probably the only yankee at bat
suck my fucking cock
>>69515745
Hey guys, quick reminder,
TRIPFAGS
ARE NIGGERS
>>69515762
Figures
>>69515752
Wow. Please don't leave the Angels Trout.
d a v i d o r t i z
c a n c e r
g h o s t b u s t e r s
>>69515764
David Ortiz
>Possibly Carlos Beltran's last year (but probably not) and his at bat is being completely ignored for a fat benchwarmer
Lol, k
>>69515738
Tbh it looks like the Jays have their shit together
They need to slap the bottom of the line up and they're pretty much set
>>69515752
>no
>one
>cares
>>69515752
My cousin played for the 2002 Angels if we're name-dropping
>>69515777
literally who
>>69515745
By the way
DAVID
ORTIZ
>>69515777
>but probably not
who fucking cares, then?
>>69515763
Bankees eternally kekked
>>69515777
Beltran didnt do shit
>>69515783
>not caring
>replying
Holy shit the Orioles are garbage. What a garbage team.
>>69515785
delet this
>Your team
>Best team to share game threads with
>Worst team to share game threads
>Cusb
>Mets: they know their team & the sport well, seem like a good bunch
>Phillies: so much shitposting
YANKEES C U C K E D
ORIOLES C U C K E D
THEY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE LARGE FATHER
>AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST PLAYERS NOT ON THE RED SOX HAVE 0 (ZERO) HITS
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
LMAO!
>>69515785
An infinitely more talented player than le fooling ziti man
is there any question that scherzer is a power top?
GUYS ARE YOU EXCITED FOR FEMALE PITCHER: THE SERIES?????
fuck ortiz, DH isnt baseball
Its gonna be akward when ortiz comes back for one more year
Fuck this movie looks great.
>>69515785
underage
David Ortiz
>43?
>One up from jackie
Oh sweet jesus this show is gonna take a shit on the game
that's not how biology works, FOX
>>69515757
Yeah, don't forget about David Ortiz.
Did you already forget?
>>69515764
>Brazil
>nigger
Oh boy, David Ortiz.
>>69515776
Ortiz, David.
>>69515786
Nevar 4get David Ortiz.
>One up from Jackie
Fuck you Fox.
More like Patriarchybusters amirite
>>69515777
>implying anyone cares about some fringe allstar when the GREATEST clutch hiiter ever is being interviewed
>first female MLB pitcher
>drafted by the padres
Kek, is the fictional team going to finish 5th every year too?
>>69515804
>Yankees
>Orioles
>Red Sox
>>69515814
Stay mad, Nashitnal League
>>69515804
>red sux
besdt : red sux
worst : i didn't like the tigers posters two years ago or the mariners postesr last year
>>69515829
Hey David Ortiz
>>69515779
the offence will be okay, if the pitching holds out I'll fucking run through the streets naked
>>69515760
>>69515760
This is fake right
>>69515819
the new DUDE LMAO movie with jonah the whale?
Cute pig
>>69515835
>dads
>>69515848
>canadian
>can't recognize the lyrics of their own anthem
>female pitcher
That meme will never happen
Females can physically not throw 100 mph
Maybe if they were some meme Wright, Weaver, or Dickey pitcher
>>69515788
Because it could be you fucking idiot
>>69515804
Yankees
I've found that most gamethreads have been pretty chill this year but I'll say the White Sox
Red cucks or Blow Gays
do they worried about sun burns in that
>>69515848
nope
he sang about "All lives matter" or some shit
so does this season make papi a lock for the HoF
>>69515804
>Red Sox
>Rays because they dont have fans
>Orioles/Jays no one cares about the Stankees anymore
>>69515829
Papi u on dugout ipad?
Tell shit head yost to put in Cuckeler
>whitlock
*tips*
love you based betances
Corey Seager will fall off of the face of the earth just like Joc Pederson
>>69515841
>Your team
Red Sox
>Best Team to share a game thread with
Red Sox
What did he mean by this?
>>69515875
What does this have to do with David Ortiz
>>69515856
The statement you fucking divegrass nigger.
>>69515875
>bankees
>>69515869
He was already a lock
>tfw have to go work at 3:00 am but wanna keep watching
Fuck man UPS hours suck.
>>69515869
No steroid era slugger is getting in. See bonds
Should've left Russell in
>Seager being better than Russel
>Can't even make contact with the baseball
>>69515872
>do roids
>get caught
>still worshiped
very confusing
>>69515879
He meant Rays and Red Sox game threads because Rays fans dont exist
>>69515875
>high test
based Murph
>>69515877
Not like David Ortiz though.
Hey, how many Red Sox pitchers have pitched today? Do they have any strikeouts?
DAVID ORTIZ
Is there any doubt that Bombston fans are truly the worst?
Not even Philly can keep up with them.
THOSE
HIDEOUS
UNI'S
THOUGH
what us that shit hanging down miggys ear?
>Buttances
>Stankees
PUT IN KEKLER REEEEEEEE
>>69515879
most of the game thread s the other teams don't post anyway but when they do that's fine, ok?
>>69515804
>Bombstan
>Toronto: This year anyways
>Tampa: There are none
>AL East
holy shit, maybe Boston is right
Has Hamels pitched? If not will he get the chance?
>>69515902
Ask the racist Ned Yost
>>69515906
rude
>"catcher"
>can't catch
Classic Wieners
>>69515908
>peup
>Tfw Kimbrel is busted so we cant watch him blow a save in the all star game
This is a bad feel, it was the only thing to look forward to with him is watching him embaress himself
>>69515902
David Ortiz played
>>69515921
he pitched the 3rd
god damn the al east is letting the sox down tonight
>>69515857
If a woman ever plays pro ball, it'll be at 2nd base- weakest arm required in the entire game, and 2nd weakest bat.
Just be quick and agile as fuck and find a way to hit for contact.
>>69515921
>rags
Yeah you missed him.
Just think, if Eric Hosmer took every swing so far, the AL would be up by 30 runs. Strange but true
>>69515906
Good post
>>69515920
Do you literally think we're lying to you when we meme?
>>69515921
he already pitched despite literally tripping over himself and falling onto a razor blade then catching on fire
Hi 4chan pals! Is this the all star game thread? Did Mark Teixeira get an at bat yet? Oh, Betances good at pitching ;P
So who gets credit for creating this Daniel Murphy? Was it really just taking off the >mest uniform?
hundo
>100 MPH
HE DID IT THE MEME THEY GOT A MEMER OUT HERE
Whose
>Royals
here.
Glad to see the team carrying the AL allstar team
dinger right here desu
>Throwing 100 for balls
Why do commentators even care if he cant put it in the strikezone?
>>69515939
I was at work.
Shit.
>this was the guy they wanted instead of Bryant
>>69515902
Wright should've started desu
>>69515954
>panama
>american flag
>>69515895
>>69515916
I got you famalam
I need to stop eating paint chips
>>69515955
The Dodgers and Cubs in last year's playoffs.
U know what they say,
>you're taking your chances swinging at Betances
Hey guys.
David Ortiz
Dealin dellin
>>69515967
>you
>>69515970
And they had some other meme in there that wasn't Rizzo
Terry sabotaging
>100mph
>almost hits the backboard
lol
>>69515960
RESPECT THE FAST BALL PREPARE FOR THE CURVE.
>muh 100mph
This cuck literally got kekked by Christian Vasquez
>>69515954
BUSTED
U
S
T
E
D
>>69515954
Fuck off panama
Thank you based betances
>>69515804
White Sox
Mariners or Mets
Red Sox, used to be Cubs but they all left /sp/ after the EXPOSE'
Lets get this trending
#knuckleballsmatter
>more singing
wtf
>>69515983
He blows and got lucky that he got pitch against a player that plays in >Coors
>>69515967
Sometimes you don't want it in the strikezone
>Cubs replacements keep striking out
APOLOGIZE TO THEM ALL (except Zobrist since Murphy has 2 hits)
USA
S
A
>National Army War propaganda break
>another fucking break for sining
Fuck right off
FEDORAS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KEK
>>69515436
>Sox pitching shits the bed constantly and leads them to an abysmal June
>Orioles can't even pull more than 2 games away from the sox
Shit team
God damn I love being American
>>69515985
terry knows the >mest are out of it so he's fucking it up for the rest of the NL
CRASHING THIS LEAGUE WITH NO SURVIVORS
Please, don't have Miller choke
>>69515804
>Angels
>best: Angels because nothing much is going on, rarely shitposts
>worst: dunno
Is it true that Red Sox threads are fun?
Is that Micah Xavier Johnson singing?
>>69515954
PANAMA YANKEE CONFIRMED FOR AMERICAN?
OH FUCK
>>69515954
Post Japanese cuteposter.
God Bless America is objectively the worst patriotic song
>God bless America
I prefer fight song desu
>>69515974
>>69515989
>>69515992
Oops, forgot my proxy...no bully please xD
>This singer
>This song
>>69515988
Why the fuck hasnt the ERA leader in the AL pitched yet?
AL >>>>>>>>> NL
>>69515962
Right here my family but I never post your Pacha anymore because you always lose your f*cking mind whenever anyone posts it
Ya blew it
Holy shit. Is this guy part of the gay choir?
>Information Systems Navy Officer
>I fix broken computers on the ship
This is a strange speech impediment
GOD BLESS
THESE
UNITED
STATES
>>69515989
he did it by accident last night idiot this is just the meme
>running out of breath in the middle of the important line
u blew it man
>>69515981
DELETE THIS
REeeeEEEeEeEeEeeEeEeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeeeEeEEEeeEEeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
little flat there at the end lol
>that pause
Did he just cuck God Bless Murica?
>>69516018
Red Sox threads are fun if you turn your brain off and like waifus
>>69516018
Some people dislike the REEEEEEEEEE dude but he grows on you since he only bitches about the Sox
Red Sox guys are pretty chill unless its the Yankees I dont know why people hate on us when the fucking Dodgers exist
Oh lawd he fucking blew it.
>DeGrom
>Mest
>>69515967
Pitches in the striek zone can get hit
>>69516034
desu I don't even care anymore about that pacha I made anymore, I haven't been around /sp/ much this year. Life has been busy.
>>69516007
Ahahahahahaaha best post ITT
>>69516045
He didnt have the range for the high pitch ending.
Cant really fault him thats tough desu
>>69516054
thanks sempai
>>69516054
win something and then you can talk
>>69516025
Star-Spangled Banner is objectively the best
Has the Red Sox talented rookie Third baseman been put in yet?
did he say white as foam
>>69516005
t. THE BRITISH DOMINION OF CANADA
>>69516061
Not if youre good
>Perez with gold catchers gear
>Wieters with silver gear
what did they mean by this?
>>69516067
he wasn't talking about you or your stpuid anime he was talking abotu me (the waifu) (the girl)
>>69516057
>Some people dislike the REEEEEEEEEE dude but he grows on you since he only bitches about the Sox
He disappeared though.
Queen selena
GAAAAAAWD
Bl
A A A A A M ER I CAAAA
What did he mean by this?
>Lester
Hahahah
>selena will never pour syrup on my pancakes
jdimsa
>>69516071
that's not Battle Hymn of the Republic
>>69516085
he move awy from mic to breathe in ;))
YEAH
LESTERRRR
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>69515981
>typical red cux fan
I remember this fat fuck from one of the intros in MVP 2005
>>69516067
Ellen is best thing to happen to babsel
>tfw no canon O's waifus
>tfw have to import from France
>>69516072
yoan moncada is in AA and is probably better than whoever the yankees 3rd baseman is
>>69516081
Hes around hes just been busy and the Sox havent had anything to REEEEEEE about since that awful embarrassment with the Angels
>>69516095
That's not Ballad of the Green Berets.
>>69516096
>le old fag xDDD
ty trumgod
>>69516102
the yankees fucked up so bad by not signing moncada
>THE ONLY WAY AN ETERNAL 4TH PLACER GETS A "HIT" IS IF THE OTHER TEAM MESSES UP
LMFAO
>shitger
HAHA HE UGGLA'D IT
>dodgers
lol is anyone watching this?
Trumbo hustlin
RUSSELL WOULD'VE HAD THAT
APOLOGIZE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking meme lefties with their exagerrated side arm movement
>NLel
Taking Russel out for that
Nice SS you got there
Now apologize faggots
>doyers defense
Put Pilates Man in there you gutless cowards
>>69516100
>MVP 2005
Sweet jesus thats the best baseball game ever made
I miss the fucking fights and manager ejections, I wish the Show would add that
>>69516113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTDhyTwDdj4
Just got back from dinner have EE, sanchez saunders or Donaldson played yet?
neuer tread?
>>69516102
>better than Chase Headley
Quite the distinction
Russell can't get a hit
Stager can't make plays
Geez who could have played for the NL?
Jon DAVID ORTIZ Lester
>>69516102
Too bad he'll get traded for a shitty NL pitcher
Os only reach on error
>>69516118
>cuckees
moncada will be ROY next year
>>69516106
No, "he" hasn't because "he" is me and I've been away for like a month from this website.
Trick'd you hard.
>>69516095
This guy knows
>>69516116
An infield single is still a base hit wew
>>69516140
IT'S NOT TIME YET STUPID IDIOT
>>69516139
EE and Sanchez did
>>69516142
keep whining faggot
>>69516144
David DAVID ORTIZ Ortiz
Fun fact:
David Ortiz
>>69516139
>Aaron Sanchez
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
T R U M B O
R
U
M
B
O
also
>all those audible grunts
>ughh
l-lewd
Reminder that Trout was one pick away from being a Yankee
Thank God we have David Price instead of this cuck
>desGAWD on deck
Thank god. A ranger finally
>>69516139
EE pinch ran and later popped out
Sanchez earned a run
>>69516149
don't worry, i'm dave dombrowski and i can tell you that i don't plan on it.
>>69516161
thanks pham, how did they do?
>comic sans
>>69516170
>The Angels are the reason that Jacoby Ellsbury is a Yankee right now
Feels bad
>>69516175
>David
Makes me think of DAVID ORTIZ
>>69516169
is this t*rning anybody else on
>(Even Year)
>>69516183
well you can't put him in the game if he's not an All Star
Cubs fuck up there chance for home field
>curse continues
>>69516175
David Price is decent & all, but I'd rather have Lester back.
>best record in the MLB (even year)
>EVEN YEAR
Based Jon still helping his REAL team(red sox)
>>69516182
>Sanchez
top kek ofc he did
PLEASE BRING THE RAIN
>Not turning that into a double play
PUT THE CUBS INFIELD BACK IN REEEEE
the inning would be over
Did someone say DAVID ORTIZ
Josh Donaldson uses steroids
Lifelong Jays fan here. How is Jash Danulson doing? Is he the current batsman?
>these grunts
unnghh
uggghh
hnnngg
unkhgggh
>>69516199
>there
Terry took them all out when the were the only ones doing all the work
Can't really say it's their fault
boston strong
david ortiz
>>69516216
No, we were all just laughing at how pathetic the Eternal 4th Placers have been during this game.
>literally the only "hit" you have is from a rookie SS fucking up
Not even sure, but it might've been an E
>>69516225
that's actually bautista you idiot
>Le popout man
Good job Jays
>>69516216
David Ortiz?
DAVID ORTIZ!
DAVID O R T I Z!
Why is thread 50% red sox fans?
fukcing canadians suck dick
>>69516157
now?
so weird seeing adam duvall in the all-star game
>JASH "POP-UP" DONALDSHIT
>cubes
Big EE on deck
>>69516095
>>69516113
Both of these are more war-themed rather than patriotic.
Yes, there is a difference.
>>69514250
>>69514250
NEW THREAD
>>69514250
>>69514250
Lifelong Jays fan here, die hard since October 2015. My favorite player is manlet steroids man and Daniel Price our ace reliever
>Dolandson
Piece of garbage
who /sportsbar/ here?
Just get the bases loaded for Hosmer AL team.
Royals memes will ensue.
>>69516237
Did someone say Bautista?
>>69516235
Was error
Dubs confirm orioles second half colapse
>>69516258
>>69516261
good job
good effort
>>69516261
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
This is funny. A lot of Red Sox are here and memening papi DAVID ORTIZ.
Mike DAVID ORTIZ Trout, amidoingitrite?
>>69516220
They all do
The man is forty & is on pace to hit 60 doubles.
>>69516263
I drank too much beer and threw up all the queso dip. Does that count?
>le solo walk man
BRING IN BRACH, YOU MORON YOST.
>>69516263
I was till the 5th inning. Now I'm /comfy/
