AL leads 3-1 in Bottom of the 3rd
>Cueto ROYALLY BTFO
>Hosmer/Perez GOAT
>rags
Royals
BRING ON THE KNUCKLE MEMER
MY PENIS IS READY
>rasgs
>plays with his hair on fire
requesting harper with hair on fire
>rags
>hamlels
Is Hamels gay?
>rags
>poopgarts
did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT
>>69513346
Please tell me you had it shipped via UPS.
>UGHHH
Cusb!
Just my neighbor was Zobrist's kindergarten teacher
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
Can somebody photoshop the "JUST" hair as cole hamels' beard?
>jints
>Mfw every other team is mad the cubs SS is starting
>Mfw no one knows how good he actually is
>21st century
>Knuckleballers pitching in the ASG
>rags
>>69514276
That is good luck, my friend. You will always have Jesus on your side.
>>69514290
>russell
>good
nice b8
Does Perez usually play with gold plated catchers gear
Cool hitters you have there Cubs.
>>69514290
>.237 hitter, 90 wrc+
"no"
Fuck you Bryant
Zobrist should have scored on that basehit honestly
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Hurrper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
WHY would you throw him anything else?
>>69514307
Oh were you not here the first inning?
Bryant least clutch batter since Arod
RBO get out of that tred.
>>69514304
I think it's because they're the defending champs, desu
>>69514307
>>69514315
done more than the rest of the lineup has
Good job Bryant you ruined the game there
>>69514290
Top bait
a
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t
Daily reminder that Smelly Odor suckerpunching Bautista is equivalent to winning the WS for Rags fans
h-hi....
>mfw sanchez is going to get fucking shelled
i cant handle the banter bros
>>69514328
This. If you try and tell me it was Cueto then you're racist
>>69514328
Cueto ruined the game 2bh
>AL winning the ASG
>trump cucks getting blown out in November
This is a good year lads
>>69514325
wot
>>69514333
Nobody in Texas, let alone the rest of the country still remembers this. Why are you still so bitter and assblasted?
>>69514327
The two batters in before him did more than what Bryant just did. How about a simple base hit instead of just jacking it?
>>69514339
WHERE IS NATALIE HOLLOWAY
>>69514339
Edgar take clay
>>69514339
>bustfarts
>aruba
>>69514333
>Canada is still actually buttblasted about this
>>69514342
Huh really makes me think
>>69514318
Because if you just throw a guy change ups every pitch of every at bat, it'll get crushed.
wtf sosa?
>>69514350
Racist detected
>>69514290
There are literally 20 shortstops in the MLB better than russell
>>69514318
Change ups aren't very effective if you throw them exclusively.
>MANNY MEMECHADO IS THE BEST 3B
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>69514318
Sounds like a Blue Jay
I hope machado gets drilled in the chin
>>69514357
U fckn w0t
>Memechado
>MEMECHADO
>>69514354
That low quality image and non informative comment tred you were in.
>>69514368
Damn is he not well?
>>69514361
Watching the game in a Colombian prostitute house
>>69514357
>>69514357
You're too late faggot, post faster next time.
>>69514383
lol why are you so mad
>>69514314
>Only looking at BA
>Not knowing what sabermetrics are
Its 2016
>>69514333
>Blow Gays still salty about something people forgot ages ago
How the fuck is AL the home team when they are playing in San Diego?
>>69514388
Sosa doesn't want to get shot when he gets pulled over
Fernandez confirmed for liar
>>69514404
because last year was an NL park too
>Big Poopy David Roidtiz
STICKY WHEN?
Fuck this spic cuck floating one over
>>69514397
>paying attention to gaybermetrics
WHATS UP MET KEKS! HAHAHAH
>>69514406
>>69514303
>>69514331
>>69514375
>best defensive SS
>One of the best clutch hitters
>51 RBIs
>>69514404
because the home team switches back and forth each year regardless of what park it's in
>>69514397
>90 wrc+, like I said
Literally below average
Hahahah Fernandez SHOOK as fuck
>DH needing days off
top kek
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>>69514404
They're in a stretch of 4 straight years of ASG's in NL parks so this year and 2018, the AL will be the "home" team.
Ortiz with the bants
Fuck off keep him im
>>69514389
Sounds legit tbqh.
>all these retarded ass tributes at every single moment
Can we get a tribute the last time Ortiz has to take a shit at an MLB ballpark during his active career?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF_suSxlCUQ
>roidtiz taking a curtain call after a walk
fucking dumb
>>69514406
libtard detected
I still have this newspaper! haha
SUPERIOR DH coming in
>>69514421
Crawford is a better shortstop defensively, Seager is a better hitter, RBI are a meme stat that mean absolutely nothing
the large father's last season
It's an everyone hug Papi episode.
Good riddance, please don't come back
>>69514423
>thinking wrc+ means anything
k
Anywhere I can find a stream of the game? Dish and Fox are being an old married couple, and I just got off work
>not pitching to ortiz
What a pussy
>>69514421
He's shit mate
There's only one
Who gets home field advantage if this game ends in a tie?
>implying giants aren't loosing on purpose so they can get that 4 game eries sweep at home
It's all part of the plan
>>69514455
>thinking it doesn't
What else would you suggest
He is such a brave man, could anyone else do a better job at showing that you can go from average to all star with mass steroids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLY16wmHdUk
>>69514451
>RBI
>meme stat
Based Papi does it again.
>>69514462
Mexico.
BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA
X
>>69514397
OPS is all that matters
russell is fucking 19th in the MLB
mediocre as fuck
BASED FUCKING X
>>69514462
Good question. Maybe the team with the better record?
2002 ASG ended in a tie
Boggie is ELITE
XANDER I LOVE YOU
A
N
D
E
R
>donaldson btfo
>canada btfo
GET FUCKED XANDER FUCKED YOU
APOLOGIZE
>>69514451
>RBI
>meme stat
>>69514342
It's even crazier if you look at pennants, the Yankees have about 50 of them in 115 years of existence
who /smokingabowl/ here
Yadi would've lead these pitchers better desu
This game is on Busted Poorly's shoulders
>>69514451
guess you consider assists a meme stat in hockey/basketball too?
>>69514462
They won't let it end in a tie. The added the home-field advantage incentive after the 2002 game ended in a tie.
>AL wins lol
>>69514480
>Top 20 in the MLB being mediocre
lolWAT
>>69514480
19th for shortstops*, that is
>>69514436
Why are AL parks literally the worst?
>>69514492
ARENADO WOULD HAD THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
NATIONAL LEAGUE
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Is Xander Bogaerts elite
>BRYANT
>CUBES
LMFAO
>>69514502
>>69514503
owned dude
>mfw EE walks the parrot on the first pitch
R34PECT
>>69514487
Based
>cusb fielding
>Cusb fielding
lol Bycan't
>throw pitch right down the middle
bravo jose
>KRIS CRYIN'
LMAO
>ninny league
>National League """"""""""pitching""""""""""
>>69514502
That literally makes him below average you fucking idiot
>FERNANSHIT
>CUBS
Arenado makes that play
>>69514502
19th for shortstops
>NL
Just institute the DH now
omfg
Nice defense faggot
Literally moved out of the way
Lol nice going cubes
>>69514510
What?
Sosa hits homers... caught with corked bat
that was a strike lmao
>>69514538
but he doesn't homer off Sale
WOW FERNANDEZ AND BRYANT BLEW THE ALL STAR GAME WHAT A BUNCH OF KEKS
>nashitnal """"""""""""""""""""""""league""""""""""""""""""""""""
>a rolling Jake Arrieta
>A ROLLING JAKE ARRIETA
>THE SHITTY OF JOE BUCK
That Xander kid is good, where was he for the previous ASG? Could have used him.
Lol as if Arrieta would fucking roll.
>>69514550
Cork bats don't do anything for power. The steroids he took did
>>69514552
Sale literally cannot pitch in a game without giving up a solo home run. The batter is irrelevant.
http://i.imgur.com/2FILPnh.gifv
>>69514552
>homering off Sale is an accomplishment
>>69514561
funny you mention that. xander, before tonight, was actually a notorious ZERO TIME all star
>epic
Why the fuck is Bryant playing third, he is a fucking outfielder!?!? He literally dodged that ball, pussy!
Why did EE take the other guy's place?
>Betts
>DOOKIE BUSTS
GET THIS KID OUTA HERE
what the hell mookie
This is why the DH should be instituted by the NL immediately
>but muh tradishun
>b b but strategy
>mfw cusb cost themselves homefield
>DOOKIE BUTTS
Did the Friar just jizz in his pants?
dont it do it mr met!
>Katie Nolan
>>69514574
>Homering off the best pitcher in the AL not an accomplishment
Red Sox: 3 hits
Rest of the AL East: 0 hits
>>69514561
no, don't encourage them
Based Padre getting his dick sucked tonight by that QT
Does anyone know if they're using the special HRD balls? Everything looks like it's jumping off the bat more than normal.
Could just be that the pitchers don't give a shit I guess
>>69514591
I would've
>>69514571
das it mane
>all red sox players got on base at least once
BASED
>0 (ZERO) Eternal 4th Placers have gotten on based
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
Every time. Every single time fans flood the voting with their own team's players they end up stinking up he joint.
It happened last year with the royals and the year before that with the a's and now it's happening with the cubes
>lel im a girl and I liek sports meme
>>69514580
>british petroleum
>>69514577
No way, he was a lock for last year's game.
>Cueto and Bryant deserved to be starters
>>69514591
Wouldn't you?
>>69514609
Why isn't it happening for the sox then?
>>69514573
pupper knows what he wants
>>69514596
Not even the best in the ALC hahahaha
>>69514596
>best
Stay casual
>>69514597
GOOD
O
O
D
POST
O
S
T
I bet the under on 7.5. How fucked am I?
>>69514609
>Stinking up the joint
>Turning double plays
>Scoring the NL's only run
>>69514596
A homer off of sale in the 1st inning is basically a given
this is coming from a white sox fan, he gives one up every game
>>69514573
Literally my pupper
>>69514628
Because the Red Sox players actually deserve to be there.
>Sanchez
there goes the lead
>booth camera
here we go jaysbros
>>69514597
Heterossexuals: everyone
Buttblasted aidetic nigger faggot bitch nigger: 1, Draper
>>69514599
>le epic reply to quote post so I can tell my friends I was there when it's on /R/4chan
>>69514631
>>69514632
>Not the best in AL
>Starts for the All star game
>Most wins as a pitcher
???
Why r the red sox so good?
WHERES THE KEKLEBALLER
Tony Gwynn was fat like Pabfat Sandofat
>down by 3
>"this is fun"
Mets are cucks
>>69514649
>xander bustgaerts
>mookie bustts
>jackie bustley jr
>not busts
>sanchez
let the memes begin
>>69514652
pls gibe us back Saunders
>>69514661
Because the positional players are GOAT
Sadly the >>>>>>>>>pitching is a joke
>tfw no meme pitchers available to throw 102mph
What a boring game
wait did they unironically just pinch run EE for big sloppy??
was reading on mlb update but it must be a glitch
>>69514664
And he is one of the greatest hitters of all time, unlike MUH PANDA
>>69514664
Tony Gwynn had actual talent though
>>69514659
>Wins
>>69514597
>Start 4 Red Sox in the all star game
>Only get 3 hits
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>1 of 2 players named will in the all star game
Who is the guy in charge of finding stupid ass trivia like that?
Canucucks trying to spite the Sox by giving up homefield.
>>69514669
Good post
>>69514659
>he actually thinks pitcher wins determine a player's worth
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES XD. Please, tell me how much more you know about baseball
>>69514652
When are we going to fold up the last Canuck team?
>literally just throwing up meatballs in the zone
LITERALLY ONE FUCKING PITCH
>>69514674
no hes back home where he belongs
>better git to it
>yes I'm looking down at the bench at some guys who can hit
Is he saying the cubes who got all the starting spots can't hit?
SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE I AM TRYING TO MANAGE THIS MEME GAME
>>69514669
Is that they're names? Lol red Sux fans are such cucks
>hes a gamer
Fuck off /v/
>>69514689
thanks ty
>Memechez
don't blow this you dumb canadian
Why hasnt Clay Buckholz started an All star game?
>>69514659
Sale is an extraordinarily good pitcher but wins is the memest of stats
>Aaron Sanchez
>BLOW GAYS
>they said rizzo shouldn't be there
>>cubes they said
>a fucking LEAF
FUCKING SANCHEZ I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
SANCHEZ NOOOOOOO
>>69514687
>3 for 7 with a walk
>not good
>GIDP incoming
why is sanchize in the allstargame again?
>Cubs doing literally everything for the NL team
>Except pitching
>Pitching is the NL's only downfall right now
Just put the Cubs pitchers in there already so the NL can win this
