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Previous thread: >>69489311
News:
>Vegas Dave BTFO
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/11/12148510/not-mad-vegas-dave-reacts-losing-1-million-bet-on-miesha-tate-ufc-200-mma
>UFC sold to California-based William Morris Endeavor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12148376/ufc-sold-to-wme-img-for-4-billion
>Hendo-Bisbong confirmed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly
Brendan Big Brown Schaub
is a fag
>>69494103
>Brock is so bad he barely beat a ranked 8 heavy fighter
My sides
can someone post the cain velasquez v travis brown webm plz?
>>69494113
You've been killing it lately Bulgarabro
WILL BROOKS ON FIRE
EDDIE ALVAREZ IS TERRIFIED
>>69494177
would work better without Eddie. Just Alvarez, keep it simple.
>>69494156
Thanks man
UFC on Fox 21 has been outrighted stated to not have Pettis-Oliveira as the main event
Requesting Roy Nelson vs Derrek Lewis webms
>>69494202
thanks senpai i accidentally slept thru this fight
>>69494202
>Your in the club and this guy wheel kicks your MMA GF
What do you do
Hey Mexico, you still there pussy?
>>69494177
Nah, he's gonna get KO'd his next fight and then kill himself
>>69494113
>>69494156
>>69494205
Look at this succ between two Schaub fans.. Ugh, disgusting..
btw. Schaub is not a fighter.. Find some podcasts board and post that shit there..
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
DC vs Stipe super fight who wins?
>>69494324
DC via wrassl'n
Hey Goofs,
My name is Sage, and I could heem every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of a washed up heavyweight. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heemed anyone? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than photoshopping Thug Rose on to Blacked.com pictures.
Don't be a goof. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a world karate champion and starter on my wrestling team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to polish skeletons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; it is what IT IS). You are all goofs who should just heem yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>69494324
DC via 25 minutes of dry humping.
I would rather watch Miocic vs Velasquez.
>>69494226
shieeeeeet
>>69494424
Absolute coonery
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
>>69494580
shut your mouth white boi before i shut it for you
>>69494443
that was a tooth flying out r-right?
>>69494321
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>Get A Dog Bro
What did /heem/ mean by this?
>>69494656
Lineker
Fergie
Samman
Daneil
Noke
Nguyen
>>69494103
how come Jon Jones testing positive for Estrogen blockers isn't in the OP or news, you fucking piece of shit
>>69494699
Spit
>>69494656
Michael McDonald
Tony Ferguson
Josh Samman
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka
Is she right?
>yfw the shitstorm that will follow Sage pissing hot
>>69494656
McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Nakamura
Smolka
>>69494656
Lineker
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen
>>69494827
because the news of him initially testing positive for something broke a very long time ago
did you hear that Werdum pulled out of UFC 196 and it was turned into a fight night instead
they say Johny Hendricks vs Stephen Thompson is going to be the main event
>>69494656
Meme day McDonald
El Cuck-uy
My boy â„¢Josh Samman
Oliynik
Kyle None
>flyweight """""""""" fights """"""""""
>>69494443
RICKY!
Is Rogan going?
Will Chael get in trouble for leaking the Jones news?
I kinda like that he's a reporter now for FloCombat.
>>69494887
How come you didn't keep the shit about the UFC being sold and Ceronne talking shit to DC, you fucking suck
>>69494864
pretty sure Robert Downey jr wears the same kind of shoes.
>>69494713
SO I CAN DRIIIIIFT AWAAAAY
>>69494904
not adding anyone who doesn't pick every fight, add yourself if you want
Dana White catches you watching an ILLEGAL stream and calls the cops. You're arrested and charged with being a fucking goof and the judge gives you this choice:
-6 Years in jail, no parole but your safety will be guarenteed by the guards
-18 months in jail, but your cell mate is Derrick 'Black Beast' Lewis
What do you do?
Nightmare Mode:
-your sentence is reduced to 3 Months, but you have to have Derrick Lewis as a cellmate IN ADDITION TO getting a tattoo on your chest that reads "Houston Niggas Are Bitches, Fuck H-Town Nigga"
>>69495032
18 months
Lewis seems like a nice guy desu
>>69495032
do we get internet in jail?
>>69495032
18 months with Derrick Lewis
>>69495032
tricks on you, i don't watch illegal streams, i invite a few friends over and we watch the fights together
>>69495093
You goof. Charging people to watch a ppv in public is ILLEGAL.
>>69495181
>public
>implying my house isnt private property
>ireland
Fighter unions will kill the sport.
New ownership is going to destroy the UFC. Thank god Bellator will succeed. More one night tournaments.
>>69495240
Will the wrassl'n shilling continue?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWrZZA_wk_0
Chael the absolute madman
>>69495301
>he's not watching wrestling right now
>>69494864
between her and her brother paige's father must be proud
Derek banged my sister and made me watch
It looks like Ferguson and Khabib are both using the same strategy of fighting nobodies and waiting for a title shot
>>69494878
nice trap
>>69495333
Chael is in HUGE trouble. He might as well just end it all now. Even Schaub isn't dumb enough to do this. And Schaub is a fucking imbecile.
JRE with Chael is finally up on podbay. Probably on youtube as well.
http://podbay.fm/show/360084272/e/1468284588?autostart=1
>>69494904
Already goofed.
>>69495551
it goes on youtube live
>>69494103
There is l i t e r a l l y
no reason for you to make threads early anymore. Stop it. You're not a necessary evil. You're just a nobody that wants to be the eternal OP.
>>69494656
John Lineker
Tony Ferguson
Josh Samman
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka
>>69494103
Thank you for your service unironically.
>Schaub talking about other heavyweights ranking
>Talking about how they're not considered big threats
>He is literally talking about himself but doesn't realise it
People who can't view the world in 3rd person are a strange breed.
>>69495824
>strange
schaub isn't strange he's stupid
Is Brock an idiot savant?
>>69495919
He is your last great white (natty) hope. Stop slandering him.
>>69496059
Also sorry for shit quality
>>69496059
maybe if the picture wasn't for ants i could compare
>>69496036
he abandoned freedomland for canada
>>69496059
literally no noticable difference.
>>69496094
Yeah i noticed after i posted. Will use photo editor when i get home instead of mobile
>survives 15 minutes fight
>racks up 2.5 million
enough for butt injections.
all while there is so much poverty and poorly paid important jobs, this world really is a piece of shit.
>>69496100
What does that tell you about your own country Bob?
Reminder that my power double is unmatched.
I ask you to be careful.
>>69496216
And you're preaching on 4chan about it
Was prime Pride better than UFC?
>>69496238
it's just sad and disgusting
>>69496258
So sad and disgusting that you go to /heem/ of all places to make the difference
Hank my OC.
>>69496281
no I don't have access to guns in my wardrobe, america.
>>69496278
>Alfhild
Ok I kek'd
>>69496310
woah this guy would hurt someone if he had weapons
>>69496310
Be careful.
>>69494656
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen
>>69496351
wouldn't stop a 9mm in that thick skull of his.
>>69495032
Nightmare mode. I think he would find it funny. If not, well, whatever. It's not the worst tattoo I can think of. Houston IS a shithole.
>>69496400
Great banter bud.
>>69496400
let's leave your penis out of this
Who is the best atheist MMA fighter?
>>69496289
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING (You)s YOU FUCKING AMERIFATS
>>69495032
I'll take the 18 months. Lewis seems to have a good sense of humor, so I could hopefully joke around with him and get on his good side.
Worst case scenario is he either beats the shit out of you or rapes you. But I'm ugly as fuck and my ass is hairy like the hide of a yak, so I think there would be better options.
>>69496252
Yes. Gomi is my favorite fighter and watching him, and Wandy in their prime stomping and soccer kicking clowns is just the best
>>69496458
Bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEwvypiBc
>>69496569
>le monkey girl
>>69496465
it's already been done better you baiting faggot
>>69496458
Josh Barnett
>>69496252
Better rules and less drug testing, so yes.
>>69494361
kek
>>69496601
Prove it.
>>69496569
Thanks Reebok!
>>69496569
>that little fight fan in the blue shirt
He's probably lurking /heem/ right now.
>>69494656
>McDonald via sub
>ferguson via heem
>sammans via dec
>Daniel via something
>Noke via decision
>le reddit guy via rnc
>>69496629
disgusting
>>69496652
theres gotta be upskirt pics of her in taht outfit
and what perfume did she wear i bet she smell terrific
i hope she auctions worn clothes soon
Any good boxing documentaries?
Watched one on Felix Trinidad last night that was pretty good.
>>69496637
Anyone wanna post the dominic cruz exploding knees pic for this newfag?
Black beast is gonna swang and bang on miocic
>>69496750
>>69496750
Can't prove me wrong, can you?
Get heem'd on
>>69496765
I don't think stipe is gonna win againt the reem
>>69495333
>caught with estrogen
how does that help?
if anything it would make him emotional right?
>>69496765
Shiet. We champion now. You know what it is... h town baby... we did it ..geah
>>69496726
>getting btfo by based mayorga and falling for the le bud drinking marlboro smoking meme
>>69494656
Mcdonald via heem
Ferguson via meme
Samman via heem
Omeilanczuk
Noke via tko
Smolka via UD
>>69496750
fuck off faggot
youre an embarrassment
>>69496767
i don't have the picture saved retard, all that's been proven is that you're a new fag who sucks at photoshop
>I'M GOING TO DRINK A COORS LIGHT.
>>69496833
shut up you leave him alone
>>69496835
>No proof
Suck my nuts, faggot. You're wrong.
>>69496901
people were expecting another Brock post-fight freakout but he cut some liberal promo
whats the point of giving Ferguson a can fight?wouldnt it be better to wait for his title shot
>>69496920
>stands with the police
>tells everybody to just get along again
>'liberal promo'
Anon...
>>69496935
cuz Khabib is getting the titleshot in NY
>>69496915
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/cruz%20knees/
>>69496458
Kazushi Sakuraba.
>>69496458
conor mcgregor
>>69496920
>stands with the boys in blue
>quickly retreats to his compound in Saskatchewan
>"""liberal"""
>>69496915
eat shit faggot
>>69496833
kill yourself
>>69496915
>>69496963
>Fancy Mexican BTFO
>>69496963
Mine's better.
>>69497003
Real fight fan.
How can Spain ever recover?
>m-mines better
>>69497005
>Fancy Mexican
lmao
>>69496629
Is this a 10/10 in America? She looks so fucking ugly, for anyone's freaking standards. Senpai, say what you may about Bulgaria but our sl00ts are leagues above yours.
Pic related; abosutely random bulgarian hoe with no modeling creditentials whatsoever.
>>69497005
>Fancy Mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qaQ1KRrgo
UFC BTFO
>>69497071
GUNGA
If this doesnt work i give up. But compare.
Did we at least get any memorable memes out of 200?
>>69497071
is this the premier mind in MMA media?
>>69497071
our guy
>>69497101
m9 pls, aldos body looked the same but his eyes are completely two different aldos
>>69497101
literally zero differnence in size.
>>69497101
Conor is on roids
>>69497133
the beard, too.
>>69497071
>PS Triple
He's not wrong.
>>69497071
>And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
>Break your fucking face tonight
>>69497133
I know he looks the same, thats my point lad.
>>69496252
If they had the current roster it would be better but there was too many can crushing match ups desu
>>69497105
Undoubtedly. People might not like his delivery, but what he says is undeniably accurate. Basically the Dana White of MMA media desu
>>69497101
>his bicep is a little bigger with his arm bent
>stop the presses
>>69497101
lol seriously? fuck off. his bicep looks a bit bigger because he's probably flexing.
i remember when everyone was adamant he was gonna pop with USADA
Anyone have that gif of krysten ritter getting spotted in the crowd at some UFC event?
I've seen it posted here once.
This gets you a title shot in 2016
>>69497057
If I'm being picky i don't like her nose but shiet I'd still swang n bang in that hoe
>>69497101
>le spil the piss sample man
>Aldoshills will insist this looks the same
anyone who doesn't think Aldo is back on the gas is delusional. Should be interesting to see if he can get to the Conor rematch and continue to dodge USADA
Ffs lads i was trying to show he isnt USDAd. Im the guy that spams Aldo pics.
>>69494103
>That OP image
shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttt I just noticed it that's good
>>69497269
idk what youre on lad but theyre unironically identical
>>69497057
>abosutely random bulgarian hoe with no modeling creditentials whatsoever.
"Random" hoe that you hand selected out of a photo album of the many girls you creep on who happens to be more attractive than Paige according to your yuropoor eyes.
>>69497317
H town in this hoe...shiet...da champ
>>69497242
No, this gets you a title shot in 2016
>>69497242
Imagine if Hendo actually knocks out Bisping again
>>69497242
Man if I was in Jacare's shoes I'd just request a contract termination, you cannot humiliate and disrespect someone's workhorse ethics, achievements and talent like that, you just can't. I know why Dan was given the shot, don't try to elaborate about Dana's logic. However, Jacare would take on five copies of Dan Henderson simultaneously in the octagon and destroy every single one of them, I can bet my life on that. I hope this is a parting gift for Henderson and then he's gone for good. I'm fed up with that faggot Joe Rogan's commentaries about ''muh mythical H bomb'' anyways.
>tfw 4chan outside /heem/ is utter shit for you
>tfw you're seriously considering retiring from here and deleting every single reaction image you have
Tanks for the (You)'s, catch (You)'s later, maybe
>>69497071
>Holly Holmes
>Amanda Noons
>doesn't even mention Aldo/Edgar despite it being the only passable MMA fight of the evening, probably doesn't even know their names
guy is fucking retarded
>>69497593
Aldo/Edgar was utter shit
>>69497541
Only boards worth a damn are /sp/, /fit/, and /pol/ for happenings. .. And Maybe /wsg/ for cute animal webms
>>69497613
t.casual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsAiepHlytY
>UFC Fight Pass Fanatics - Day with Dana White
>Comments have been disabled for this video
Lmao
Rate this conversation lads
>>69497714
>I enjoy watching Frankie frantically chase after Aldo for 5 rounds and Aldo sidestepping out of the way
>>69497740
/heem/ out of 10
No but really, Youtube and Facebook have more shitposting than anything you'll find here, it makes me feel slightly normal
>>69497740
Callum Thomas is the only non-retard
>>69497740
Has anything intelligent ever been posted on Facebook
MY FUCKING SIDES RIO DE NOJEIRA
normiebook/jacksonvileroy10/videos/657029621129993/
Based black man heemed a young dindu, got to spend an hour doing paperwork at the police station. Later on the young thug robbed and stabed an woman.
>>69497593
>Aldo/Edgar
This was garbage. Clearly overmatched manlet that is in no danger of being heemed, and a five rounder. That's literally the worst kind of fight.
Is Conor vs. Nate 2 going to be a spicy banger? Full camp Nate doesn't mean shit, he's the most inconsistent fighter in UFC history. Full camp Conor walking at 170 from the get go does sound intimidating. I don't see how anyone can have Nate winning this time around.
>I don't see how anyone can have Nate winning this time around.
>>69497995
Full camp means everything, especially if you look at how in shape Nate was for his fight with Michael Johnson, assuming he commits to that sort of level of fitness
>>69498013
>tfw when a gazelle strangles a lion
>>69498013
I think someone just proxied Bulgaria and is posting all sorts of shit, the actual Bulgaria guy never seemed like one to go full retard
>>69495705
i wouldn't mind working IN the ufc
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME
>>69498013
Nate is going to take a dive so they can have a rubber match
>>69498085
>Nate taking a dive
>ever
>>69497995
Connor is going to get beat up again, Nate is too big. Manlets can beat up other manlets, but they can't beat adult sized humans.
>>69497003
>tfw going through the archive link you posted
>>57052500
mystic mac was right lads (except for Lawler), also look at the swedish response to him
top kek, has sweden ever been right about MMA
Conor can't KO Nate. Its as simple as that
>>69495032
Nightmare mode. I'd love to delete his chin
WHAT CAN'T BE DONE I'LL DO MYSELF
>>69498129
>>69498108
>>69498036
>>69498044
>>69498013
All I'm saying is; If Conor has actual cardio in the rematch and keeps doing what he did to Nate during the first round of their original match, it's gonna be a bad night for Nathan. You really can't argue with that.
>yfw Conor subs Nate with a heel hook from a defensive berimbolo
>>69498156
I can because Nate's cardio on two minutes notice will be better than Conor's on 5 years notice
>what he did to Nate during the 1st round
What? Punch his neck?
>All I'm saying is; If Conor has actual cardio in the rematch and keeps doing what he did to Nate during the first round of their original match, it's gonna be a bad night for Nathan. You really can't argue with that.
>>69498156
Conor looked amazing in the first 8 minutes cause he literally jammed his foot on the gas pedal. There is now way in hell he can keep that pressure on for 25 minutes. This is anaerobic vs aerobic cardio, its just not happening bro
>>69495032
18 months, I can introduce my wife to Derrick after I get out
>>69494324
DC of course. DC is much better at heavyweight.
>>69498013
>yfw nate beats up Conrad again but does some snarky shit at the end for a dq loss so they can have a trilogy
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/33772919/#33788281
First ever mention of Conor on 4chan
Someone also posted about being at SBG
Also lmaoing @ this goofball
>I loved MMA for awhile, now that I learned to enjoy football, this shit can fuck off. Problems with the UFC.
>1. Too many fighters, not enough big names.
>2. Women's MMA and flyweight are just too shallow. Dodson getting title shots when he would clearly be a top fifteen fighter in a different weight class.
>3. Fighters pull out way too often, seriously.
>4. Diaz banter. Can we just kill all Diaz fans? Annoying as fuck.
>5. Fighters like Sonnen and Edgar getting title shots for shifting weight classes.
>6. The entire promotion is ran by a thug. Dana White is a fucking con man. This nigger has more money than ten fighters thrown together, but somehow he relates to the fanbase?
>Fuck the UFC, fuck it hard.
>>69498176
Cut him up a little with grazing shots. Maybe a few power punches but hes got the noggin of a bull. About a pointless rematch as mir v lesnar 3 or jones v dc 2. Same result as the first one
SO I CAN SLIIIPPP AWAAAAAYY AND
>>69498351
Literally casual: the greentext
Hope the gook gets a top 10 opponent next time and quick. My new boy tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03hC_Ml8aAM
Post walk ins
Wow DC fans are so pathetic they actually report people for using cuss words
>>69498421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9a5k-wvQ
>>69498415
2017 feddaweight division will be a sharktank
>>69498432
Never was my boy tbqh. Toothless house nigga
>>69498415
he better be your boy after he gets wrestlefucked 3 times in a row
Will the UFC still play Nu-metal before every PPV under it's new owners? will it be the same without hearing Face the Pain before every event?
>>69498459
>Toothless house nigga
>>69498460
he has bettter wrestling defense than conor for sure and as good of standup. He also kept his cool babyfaced composure when he was being humped in his last fight. Hell do fine
>>69498435
Thats acceptable
>>69498487
>will it be the same without hearing Face the Pain before every event?
No. I still play highlight reels in my head with this song playing.
>>69497104
>vegan
d r o p p e d
>>69498567
He still eats fish sometimes
>>69497005
oh my god i just guffawed at fancy mexican
>>69498351
that shit literally sounds like it was posted yesterday.
>>69498590
>guffawed
Fancy mexican detected
>>69497000
>>69496942
>>69496901
Why did Brock start declaring himself as Canadian? Or fighting out of Canada at least?
And why?
>>69498606
Idk but mmafighting seems a little butthurt at the whole situation when he said he didnt even know who jewani was nor cared. They mocked his speech and wrestling career
>>69498606
He lives there
>>69498606
Dunno, being an expat is a pain in the ass in a lot of ways. I totally get the whole 'buy a giant farm in the middle of nowhere' thing, but why Saskatchewan? I'm sure he could have gotten the land he wants in Montana or something.
>>69498637
Its probably a similar climate like Minnesota?
Can you believe it's been a whole year?
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/752721741789532160
>American Brock
>Screams at the post fight
>Pushes cops
>Voids beverage sponsorships
>Openly discusses his sexual life
>Mocks Cain telling him he's a burrito
>Foams his mouth in rage after Frank Mir is kill
>Canadian Brock
>Humble, grateful to be in the octagon
>Doesn't talk shit
>Respects Hunt, Cain and is respectful with that goof that forgot his question
>Acted like a human being after fighting Mark calm and collected
Really makes you think
>>69498655
Sure, but so would North Dakota. I'm glad Brock is a fucking leaf now, I just don't get why he moved to my meme country.
>>69498637
>>69498632
Regardless of buying a farm in Saskatchewan, he must have gained some sort of weird Canadian pride while living there or something.
Cause regardless of where he's living, he's undoubtedly American.
It must be a publicity thing I guess. If Canada has one top mma fighter representing them now that GSP is gone, (who is French Canadian so only half counts) they will go wild.
I'm sure it will catch on and give him more headlines.
>>69498668
>Brock training at tri star
>Develops a killer jab and goes for meme leglock rolls
>>69498415
koreansuperboy vs my boy t-city ortega
I wish Bork was just a tad better at fighting and didn't just use the same technique for everything. He would be 100 times more exciting.
>>69496901
I love Bork
>>69498722
I dont think he even trains striking.
>>69494205
>>69494156
>>69494113
SCHAUB BLESS BROTHERS
Reminder that Goober is at -130 right now and everyone should bet on him cause Nate will dive for the trilogy
http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2016-07-08-monkeys-brazil-have-used-stone-tools-hundreds-years-least
Lookin For a Fight
Where do we stand on this? Will it continue to skyrocket Dana's PR?
>>69496803
He was caught with estrogen blockers. Remember the tale of Bob. Bob had bitch tits from injecting testosterone which made his body up the estrogen. You take blockers after cycling a whole lot so your tits remain this side of scrumptious.
>>69498784
Also, all but one episode, Matt Serra has almost gotten into fight
How will the UFC being sold change it heem?
>>69498813
More diverse set of ring card girls
>>69498813
How do you write heem in Chinese?
>>69498813
how should we read your question?
>How will the UFC being sold change, heem?
>How will the UFC being sold change heem?
i hope we finally get rid of flyweights in favor of a more stacked bantamweight division
new octagon girls, not this ugly pastic kikes we have now (see: Arianny post-2014)
3 three minute rounds for early prelims (a la Pancrase) and please for the love of god no more hugfests
>>69498853
LEEM
>>69498606
from sea to shining sea people
>>69498838
they already have alot of new ones, just arriany and crissie are mentioned more often.
the newer ones are very hot
FAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
>>69498784
I like it honestly. Matt and Danas banter is good and its fun to watch Dana talk about how he selects prospects. And it also gives an instant emotional connection to new fighters which is clever.
>>69498838
I wouldnt mind some ROAD FC Korean whores
>Borkส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ is nattyส็็็
>>69498859
how would you ban wrestlefuck though
its a big part of the game right now
>>69498912
>>69498859
If you just let them knee a "grounded opponent" suddenly the guys can't knee scoot,
Thinking that;ll save a guy like hunt or silva against dominant A+ level wrestlers is funny though.
>>69498923
Soccer kicks too.
NOW I'M SEEING REEEEEEEEEEDDD
WATCH YOU RISE WATCH YOU FALL
NOW I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
New Jack Slack Article
>New Jack Slack Article
New Jack Slack Article
>New Jack Slack Article
"ALDO VERSUS EDGAR II: AT THE MERCY OF PIVOTS ONCE MORE"
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/aldo-versus-edgar-ii-at-the-mercy-of-pivots-once-more
WAR INSIDE MY HEAAAAAAAADDDD
>>69499033
Good read desu. Aldos a beast
>>69499057
>>69499021
>>69498956
Shut up
>>69499033
I like Ruesbusch better.
>All that fucking shilling in looking for a fight.
>>69499063
Mate don't ever talk to me like that again.
You don't know my life, you don't know everything I've been through. Who are you to restrict my right of posting?
>>69499033
Cant believe a judge actually gave edgar two rounds
>>69499144
Me too. Aldo dominated the whole fight.
>>69499180
I could see the first going to Edgar but that's all I scored for him
>>69499180
Aldo started out slow in the first round. Edgar won it by virtue of going hard while Aldo was getting rid of shit.
But yeah it went fucking downhill from there. Jesus Christ that was hard to watch.
>https://youtu.be/rAnLPKGbytU
this is required viewing for the week fags
Chael talks about roids, testing, himself roiding, boners jones roiding, estrogen blockers, and good actual /heem/ related things
>>69499215
>Listening to JRE while lying down
Based as fuck
>>69499215
indeed, they even talked about guns, putin and ukraine
might rewatch it later
>>69499215
Do they talk about /heem/ related things after they move onto guns?
>>69499228
I can't decide. Is Joanna boy or anti-boy tier?
>>69499244
she's boy
>>69499244
she's my boy
>>69499244
comes off as a bit of a jerk but her champ attitude is admirable imo
>>69499228
Joanna is a great fighter and a solid qt, but she's lonely. You can tell.
>>69494656
Michael McDonald
Tony Ferguson
Tim Boetsch
Daniel Omielańczuk
Kyle Noke vs
Louis Smolka
>>69499144
I went through the live thread on bloodyelbowdotcom and some lady scored it 5-0 Edgar. She said Joe Rogan had someone in his ear cause the UFC wanted McG vs Aldo 2.
Also that fat NEET mod scored it 4-1 Frankie kek
>>69499273
You must be lonely and autistic to be great
Miss me yet?
Cormier fought like a f*g against Silva
>>69499310
Alfonso Fartito was so fed up with the current state of mma he sold the UFC.
>>69499350
Name five (5) things wrong with the current state Mixed Martial Arts (MMA)
>>69499215
>Chaels story about Jones hiding under the cage for 8 hours after USADA turned up at his gym
Kek, USADA doesn't mess around
>>69499368
>Conor gone
>Ronda gone
>Jon gone
>GSP gone
>FUCKING MM IS THE â„–1 p4p FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
I'd sell the UFC too if I was in his shoes.
>>69494361
Puffy
u
f
f
y
>>69499341
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>>69499284
>some lady scored it 5-0 Edgar
>mod scored it 4-1 Frankie
Literally what? Do they literally know nothing about MMA?
hhhnnngggggg
>>69499457
Literally no ass.
>>69499452
I had it 3-2 fronkie
Fightmetric for Edgar vs Aldo 2
>>69499457
Vanessa has that natural beauty going on for her and she seems to embrace it. Solid qt 3.14. I hope she never resorts to plastic surgery and turn to absolute shit like the other ring girls.
Quick now
Who's the goat and funniest post fight speech you recall?
I will go with Chael,Nate and Lewis
>>69499445
fag
>>69499494
Either Brock's Coors light Speech or ANDERSON SILVA YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
>>69499494
TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. AWDAY.
>Female mma fan
>>69499524
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
After the scores were announced
>>69499524
well 2bh someone who doesnt follow the sport very often thinks that advancing=winning
some """"analyst"""" even gave a 48-47 Edgar on mma decesions.I am starting to think that meme scoring is a tactic to create more traffic for their shitty site
>>69499524
So shes trans? Weird signature. Who would admit all of their insecurities and say about of attention grabby depressed things like that?
And finally, the fat mod whose picture is posted here all the time
>>69499524
>>69499545
She's clueless but constructive in her own way. Her opinion is based on a plausible idea.
Now let's reminisce when Conor lost. ''OMG CONNOR HAD WONNERED, GIVE HIM TEH WIN, NATE IS A PUSSY WTF ARE SUBMISSIONS?''
>>69499524
>Maybe I'm a mark
hmmmmmmmmm
>>69499560
According to her profile she has been posting on that site for at least 5 years
>>69499524
this depressed fucking tranny
>>69499565
Don't get why people really give too much of a shit about comments elsewhere
Who really cares desu, it is what it is
>It is what it is
I have a feeling that this gonna be the new undisputed dank /heem/ meme after ngannou and succ posting
>>69499594
>Don't get why people really give too much of a shit about comments elsewhere
Scrapbooking with internet comments is a popular NEET hobby
>>69499599
hendricks is old memes, it's just more material
70%
torn biceps
deer meat
vegas judges
>>69499215
>Chael talking about having to strip naked and piss test
i just wanna test wmma fighters lads, how do i do it
>>69499605
>It's not new
How?It happened 4 days ago
what did she say to her?
>>69499623
I own all your shit
>>69499619
People have been saying it a while, Dana and Conor are two notable examples who've said it in the past and we even memed it a bit then. Then Derrick Lewis said it and I think another fighter or two did too so it's seeing a little comeback
>>69499623
"it is what it is"
>>69499623
>"it is what it is"
>>69499623
>Hey Ronda it's okay, I might fail my post-fight drug test, cheer up girl!
>>69499623
>I'm a fucking samurai
>>69494656
Mayday via sub
Tony
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
I had no idea Eddie Alvarez was such a fucking manlet, he should make his flyweight debut soon
UFC should have triple threats. No wrestlefucking if you have two people to worry about.
>>69499700
Why is mighty mouse wearing size 22 shoes?
>>69497104
how DO you get protein if you dont eat animals, eggs and milk, while not using protein supplements and avoiding bean/lentils farts, while also hitting your calorie intake for the day?
>>69499746
rare nigger
>>69499746
>avoiding beans lentils farts
Non-existent if you actually eat beans regularly
>>69499769
define 'regularly'
I've eaten beans for 2 weeks and no other wheat stuff that causes farts, and farted every day for 300 times/day
>>69499775
No clue
Problem went away for me once i started eating them regularly
>>69499780
and you cant just live on beans everyday for the rest of your life anyway
so what would you eat
lets say oats with water for breakfast
but how do you get to 150+ grams of protein and 2500 kcal, while keeping healthy, and not eating meat, eggs and milk products, and not using protein powder
its nearly impossible
all these vegan guys use some protein powder made from plants or some shit, that's why they can do it
>DC vs Jones II will never happen
Who else beginning to realise this?
The Jones meme is over.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takanori_Gomi
>3 TKOs in a row
lol
>>69499788
>and you cant just live on beans
But it becomes a staple alongside other grains
Plenty of people use protein powder
And for Nate whose more focused on cardio he doesnt need to worry about protein as much
>>69498496
This looks like a sample image for dancingbear.com or some brazzers shit
>>69494202
I want to like Cain but I can't get past the Brown Pride tattoo, so fucking ridiculous. Also the hardcore pretending to be mexican bit does my shit in. Like when the faggy journos at conferences ask Cain questions in Spanish for literally no reason and then he has to force his spanish to answer them.
Just be american like you actually are ya plonker.
>>69494864
Jesus what a vapid piece of shit
>pretending she isn't just literally posting her ass online for male attention
>"l-ladies! haha!"
You now remember the first MMA fighter to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated: "Stupid sexy" Roger Huerta.
>>69497057
>I just picked this girl at total random lol she is like average to us here in elite fucking Bulgaria
lmao mate.
>>69499746
>>69499775
>muh prodean
you just need some good ol ufc juice brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFuDESMzG0s
>>69499874
yeah, being a cardiofag with 30g protein/day isnt that hard
try strength training
also soy raises estrogen, so fuck soy
>>69497101
Conorfags shook that Aldo is back to his old form.
>>69497714
I think a lot of people feel like they SHOULD have enjoyed it just because it was one of the only fights on the entire card that wasn't just a complete one-sided memefest, and muh ufc200
But it wasn't good m8. Not a spicy banger and not even that technical. 25 mins of standing and swinging and missing, Aldo lands three sig strikes for the victory.
Hope Aldo/Conor II goes like that, though. A completely non spicy, dance around match, that Connie loses by decision. The buttrage would be interesting
>>69494259
it's called a fitefu, faggot
>>69497541
Been coming to 4chan since I found /b/ as an underage b& back in like 2005. Don't go anywhere but /heem/ now because /heem/ is life
>>69499457
Is she a scat girl like Arianny?
be careful
>>69499926
no jokes luke
>>69499608
kek never thought of it that way
>>69499623
there is no god but allah and mohammed is his prophet
alright lads how based is jim edwards
>>69498710
Feel like Ortega would murder him but I do like koreanuhh supah boyu~
>>69499775
do you soak the beans overnight and then throw out the water and rinse them again before cooking them?
>>69499021
COS I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK XDDD
>>69499871
>born and raised in US
>wears mexico shorts with tiny USA patch
what a fucking faggot i'm glad he's getting soccer kicked to death by literal whos in asia.
>>69499244
shit bants, weak coaching, bit of a cunt as it seems from watching tuf, but I've always liked her. Claudinha is my ultimate female boy but I did tell myself I'd allow Joanna boy status if she beat Claudia, and she did so very well
>the only way any strawweight can compete with joanna is to do cardio until their butt shrinks and falls off
>>69500016
>Claudinha is my ultimate female boy
Absolutely disgusting.. glad you've converted ky friend
>>69499623
>TALK ALL THE SHIT NOW
>>69500030
Actually I'm multiboying but claudia is a sexier boy
>>69499982
I was actually disappointed the ref stopped it with 3 seconds left. Browne wasn't really fighting back but whatever.
>>69500038
How can she manage to look uglier for a modelling shoot?
>>69500056
I was shouting at the screen for Travis to survive because I wanted to see him get railed for another round
>>69500058
can you delete this post
>>69500038
>multiboying
>>69500038
red lipstick was a mistake
>>69500096
>going on r9k ever in your life
you are banned from /heem/ m8
DC is too good for us.
We do not deserve such a humble, hardworking, talented champion.
Daniel bless.
>>69499599
dana started it but the black beast blew it up boi
>>69500114
leave right now
>>69500151
nice joke post you jorker
>listening to the shael jre
>shael claiming jon looked innocent at the press conference
keke
>tfw the era of SUCC-posting is over
i miss it already
>>69500175
I'm 100% sincere.
>>69498013
>AAAHHH DANA SAVE ME
>>69500178
he goes on to rat him out for hiding under the cage for 8 hours ducking usada, lmao
>joe sees "skinny" white guy in the background
>immediately thinks of cuck porn
>the other week he was acting like he hardly knew what a cuck was
fucking joe
>>69500183
>tfw I was saying succposting would live on because of the memes generated by JJ vs DC 2 (the SUCCening) but Jones had to go ruin that
Is it true that Jon popped for estrogen blockers ?
>>69500183
>dc succed some guy who has used viagra
cant make this shit up
>>69500207
Chael and I think Rashad claimed that's the case
>>69500207
According to Chael and Rashad that is what it was
>>69499215
This is the second time I've heard Sonnen say that Wanderlei never got to say his side of the story, which is bullshit. Wanderlei had a hearing with the NSAC and said that he refused to take the test because he had a wrist injury and was taking something for it.
http://www.mmamania.com/2014/6/17/5818004/ufc-wanderlei-silva-admits-ducking-drug-test-took-diuretics-wrist-injury-mma
>>69500178
>listening to the shael jre
>shael and joe start talking about trump
>>69500216
shiiiett it is what it is i guess
>>69500255
I thought chinks liked trump
>>69499988
yes
>>69500273
Literally my boy.
>>69500215
im interested to say what ronda said about that autism
you have a link of it?
>>69500363
all u wanna do is huggin
>>69495404
nick used to be suck a cutie before years of getting his face punched in
>tfw gonna miss a Muay thai seminar at my MMA gym because of work
fucking kill me
https://youtu.be/rAnLPKGbytU?t=49m15s
>at 49m 15s
damn it joe
>>69500555
How is the MMA scene in Macadonia? I didnt expect there to be many if at all MMA gyms there.
>>69500559
one of the best podcasts recently. and that white guy didn't look that bad. chael laughing was golden. lmao
>>69500583
There's a couple gyms around the country, I live in the capital and I think there's like 2-3 good MMA gyms here. There's regular BJJ and MMA tournaments and there's a couple guys at my gym that compete. Money is as always a problem though.
>>69500602
How do you mean money? Gyms close down a lot?
>>69500637
i think he means they are expensive
>>69500637
No, you can't make a living off being a fighter. IDK about gyms closing down since I only started in June so don't know a lot about the scene, I'll ask around though.
>>69500652
>>69500664
Right. Thanks for the info. Always good to know about the lesser known scenes out there.
>>69500652
Not really expensive, mine is 1200 a month, I'd guess the other ones are more expensive but I don't think they'd go over 2000.
>>69500696
>Not really expensive
>1200 a month
>>69500273
minute before rump of heart
19,49€ to 32,48€
21,66$ to 36,01$
a month
>>69499623
>Do you know where u are?
source: http://themoneyconverter.com/
>>69500776
those are some decent prices, but when you add the cost of flying to Spain and back it gets a bit too much to bang your mom
does she do outcalls?
>>69500762
How poor are you lad?
DAILY REMINDER YOU'RE NOT A REAL FIGHTFAN IF YOU DON'T TRAIN
>51-4 significant strikes
>somehow the ""experts"" and one of the judjes imply he didnt won
shiiieeeet
>>69500762
>>69500696
Fucking que mates. That's like £16 a month, incredibly cheap.
My gym is £40/month if you're training just one discipline like MT or BJJ, £55/month and you can go to any and all classes. That's like 4015 Macedollars
Is Tim Kennedy on PEDs?
>>69500923
this is mma and for some reason takedowns are worth like 10 sig strikes even if they do no harm
>>69500961
clearly juiced to the gills
>but muh government wouldnt allow special forces PED's that would be unfair on the terrorists
>>69500961
Does Ronda Rousey swallow cheeseburgers whole?
>>69500960
How many times a week do you train though? I only do 3. There's also BJJ and JKD/kickboxing but they're an extra 1200 a month too.
>>69501022
3 MT 2 bjj. I pay the £55 as I do 2 things. You don't have to pay monthly but it's £6 per session if not. Looks like you have it pretty cheap over there
>>69500961
he doesnt look romero tier big
Post USADA Mousasi is the best MW in the UFC.
Excellent standup. Excellent chin. Superior grappling. A master at avoiding damage. Higher fight IQ. Great gas tank. Great offensive wrestling. Improved tdd. And still, only 30.
K0ed Dan Henderson, who is fighting for the belt now (lol).
Dominated Costas.
Fluke loss to Uriah Hall, a fight which he was dominating since the opening bell.
Dominated Leites (who arguably beat the current MW champ).
Destroyed Thiago Santos (who will be a top 10 MW).
Jacare can't keep up with him in a 5 round fight, either can Yoel.
Rockhold and Bisping both get k0ed.
Machida and Vitor are nothing without the juice (and grease *cough* *cough* Lieoto).
Post USADA Mousasi will be the MW GOAT.
>>69501054
Nice theories and speculation but Bisboss is the middleweight goat m8 sry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEwvypiBc
would you a brunette paige?
>>69501072
I would any Paige
>>69501072
>they gave her a human nose for the disguise
>>69501072
muh dick
looks less like monkey that way
>>69501072
>that voice
who /SUCC NATION/ here? who is the next person to experience the power of SUCC?
>>69495584
Paige
>>69501148
succ is dead m8
it will never be the same without Jon
>>69501054
my boy will be champion soon
Nice and flowy Artem
>>69501054
> Reminder that Mousasi has beaten Mark Hunt LOL
>>69501205
>no succ
>wore nikes to the spiciest footage in embedded
no wonder he got a half mil paycut
>>69501333
>DC gets woken up in the middle of the night by Dana
>gets secretly filmed as he gets told Jones fight is off
>gets fined for Reebok outfitting violation
KEK
is it known what jones popped for yet?
>tfw no new spicy bangers
>>69501516
Chael was told from Rashad, who heard it from Jones' team apparently, that it was oestrogen blockers. no specific names given of the chemicals
>>69501516
estrogen blockers according to Chael
>you now remember Jake Matthews
>>69501531
>>69501527
so masking agents kek he's done
>>69501547
They went hunting for supplements for the blockers in them too on the podcast and quick searches found none and Chael and Joe had never heard of it being a thing so him saying it's a supplement thing is unlikely as shit too. Supps aren't going to be tainted by something not on the label if nothing that company makes has that ingredient. he's going 2 years without fighting, might even retire from the game at that point
>>69501569
>might even retire from the game at that point
nah, he will be 30/31 when he comes back, he will still have a couple of years left at the top
People who think nate vs's conor is gonna be the same fight are retarded
People who think conor is gonna steamroll nate because he is training specifically for him are retarded.
It should be spicy whatever happens.
im so hyped for /submissionunderground/ holy shit
>>69501223
did you watch this yet?
https://youtu.be/KsXwIwuQdrE
i like how honest he is, pretty based
>>69501597
Depends, really. 2 years out is a long time, he can train but training isn't fighting. The game is moving faster than ever. He's liable to get in more shit because he's a bit stupid. He definitely could come back and be as good as ever, but he might not. I won't be shocked if he hangs 'em up at least.
>>69501621
man i cannot wait for the memes that come from the embeddeds
>>69501546
>hot prospect lost a fight with another hot prospect
hes so done you guys!
>>69501666
i was just memeing, he does need to improve his wrestling though, got takendown and controlled way too easily.
Other than GSP who else has tapped to strikes?
>Jon hiding for a day under the cage at the gym from USADA
Greatest of all times, ALL TIMES
>>69501695
Shogun tapped to Jon
>tfw Gustafsson would've killed JBJ without PED's with McCarthy refffing
take away his steroids, take away his enourmous reach advantage and eye pokes and he's useless
>Jones is done
>UFC is sold
>200 was shit
>/heem/ is dead
Is it over, lads?
>>69501885
"Take away something he naturally has and he's shit"
Who women's MMA here?
>>69501923
yes
HOWEVER
>>69501941
>Conrad got raped
>Is going to get raped again
>Is nothing more than a meme at this point
Is it over, lads?
>>69501885
>Gus
>beating an African-American
kek
>>69501950
>Conor
>losing to a skinny fat MexiCAN
the first time was a fluke, Conor will heem Diaz in the 3rd round
>>69501968
funny post
How butthurt will /heem/ be after Conor heems Diaz?
>>69501941
>Connor hype fizzles out with 2 following loses
>Brok never cums back
>Rodna dies in childbirth (fucking quitter)
>USADA pops Dana
>Joe Rogan OD's on weed
>Goldie dies from a coke aneurysm
it's over
if you havent been watching since before ufc 100, you shouldn't be allowed to post about mma
true/false
>>69502005
false
t. someone that actively started following MMA in 2014
>>69501950
>people doubt the GOAT
>people like Nate Diaz even though he has come this close to killing the UFC
>>69501968
Conor was hitting Nate with his best shots and they literally did nothing to him.
>>69502015
sorry m8 but the official cut off event is 189
anyone who wasn't watching before then is a casual
>>69502002
It's "Conor"
>>69501932
That's in reference to how fucked up he got when he fought a guy anywhere near close to his own reach, dummy.
>>69501953
>african americans
>being superior blacksplosive athletes post-USADA
kek
>Where does Nate get his protein
>>69502137
NEW
>>69502109
>15g of protein per 100g
LMAOing @ their "supplements"
>>69501941
I'm sure Goobs will try and pull a Condit and run from a Diaz hoping to get a decision.
But he's so outclassed he's going to get caught and destroyed.
Again.
>>69502167
They're vegans, what did you expect
>>69502167
hahahaha vegans are so pathetic
>>69500963
They're not. Judges don't score takedowns unless significant strikes/submission attempts are roughly tied.
>>69499228
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