OFFICIAL 2016 ALL STAR HOME RUN DERBY IN SAN DIEGO
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Line ups:
—No. 1 Mark Trumbo vs No. 8 Corey Seager
— No. 5 Giancarlo Stanton vs No. 4 Robinson Cano
— No. 6 Wil Myers vs No. 3 Adam Duvall
— No. 2 Todd Frazier vs No. 7 Carlos Gonzalez
Reminder that Bryce Harper called it.
>Amerifats are entertained by watching roided freaks hitting balls over 400 feet.
>>69493868
Fuck off faggot, you have 25+ divegrass threads to shit in.
LEGGO TODD
>>69493838
Sounds like a colossus of clout
IS THE DJ REALLY FUCKING NECESSARY
>>69493927
yes
AL Player +120 c'mon
is this the thread
Where is Pitbull?
this thread was first desu
go here >>69493925
>>69493927
Seriously. Are they gonna keep him out there through the entire derby? I can't wait to see him get hit by a ball.
>>69493824
>those autistic uniforms
>that autistic DJ at second base
What is this a fucking rave?
san diego is so shitty that they have to push fucking wil myers as their golden boy that's so embarrassing isn't it
As A Doyerfag, I must have that Dodgers cap in Padres shit brown and mustard that Seager is wearing.
>>69493968
Kids love DJ's!
Most replies in this thread so is there where we are doing this?
is this the thread or what, are we just going to stay in the general? whats going on i hate you people so much
The home run derby is a joke so far
>no one clapping for anyone
rude
>>69493985
>>69493989
stay itt
>>69493989
generals are for losers with skinny weiners
>>69493968
>no EE
>no saunders
>no Donaldson
DROPPED
>>69493927
got to appeal to millenials
the winner of the derby is... the troops
THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL HR DERBY THREAD. POST IN HERE, NOT THE GENERAL.
>National Anthem
>>69493976
>>69493977
dodger spics pls leave
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>Chris Berman will die in your lifetime
>>69494025
Fat ugly horse
>not singing the canadian anthem too
what the fuck is this disrespectful shit
>mfw i will never watch Ken Griffey junior hit 500 foot home runs while wearing his baseball cap backwards ever again.
I just want to be a kid again.
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Based Cargo is gonna win this. Cap this post.
who /Duvall/ here
They should always just have servicemen or law enforcement/ firefighters do the national anthem
They almost never suck
>>69494017
>gender neutral anthems
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>>69494025
Yes I'm not the only Yankee fan
GOAT ASG anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l86Av14bujo
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>>69494025
Yankees could do so much better than this
you laugh, you think, you cry, that's a heck of a day
>>69494039
I can never make it through an entire derby because of this shit. I always end up turning it off half way through cause Berman is so fucking annoying.
>>69493234
go here for the homerun derby
>>69494020
It's okay Poordresfag, I live in Tustin. I have the best of both worlds in LA and San Diego.
ok i'm here
Reminder that Brad Ausmus would have won this in his PRIME.
>Mest
>>69494048
that autistic girl does it good but they had her last year. Niggers or pop artists are the only bad ones
>>69494086
>idort spic
lelmao
>>69494087
Please be in London
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>>69493868
>he talks shit about his own country hoping Eurofags will take him in
>>69494002
they both declined
>>69494087
welcome sempai
>>69494112
FAT
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ftfy
Dat national anthem
>Darryl Strawberry dropped off so hard he could only find work being the ringer for local beer league softball teams
;_;
Is there anything more cancerous than the stream chat?
>>69493234
get the fuck in here
>>69494025
>you will never milk merediths udders untill she moos in satisfaction
JDIMSA
>>69494036
Don't you dare call her that
>>69494085
fuck
>>69494133
off
this PA announcer must have his balls dragging on the floor
Tony Gwynn deserved better
>>69494133
no idiot this is the home run derby game thread
You WILL apologize by the end of the night
>>69494085
>>69494133
Samefag and autistic
stream pls
>HR derby starts at 8
>its 12 past 8
>not a single donger
semen slurping sport 2bh
>>69494159
Seagot
>those autistic hats
how embarassing
I dont think they could have had a worse announcer crew for this than Berman, Boone and Mendoza
God I want some monster dongs
Wait when the fuck did they change all these rules? I guess I haven't watched this in a couple years, but it sounds fucking awful.
good interview
>>69494172
it starts 8 us time not canada time idiot
y no meredith in hr derby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iKZF0gn3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRFuMF4NTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJWIo4iowk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTlFe3pt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyjJXuJgr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLfhlQb4Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lEAcprtY4
>>69494190
let berman do it alone 2bh
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Trumboner
>>69494199
Last year, it was actually a great change.
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I thought Berman left ESPN
>>69494204
You think Panamabro will show up?
best seager here
..........seriously though is there any sport out there more boring to watch than baseball?
cricket maybe? i dno it's close
who ready for some
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Please have a good showing
fuck these uniforms are ugly
>People unironically think a Coors babby, Great American Ballpark babby, or a Camden babby will win the homerun derby
>that diving catch
>>69494204
she's a tryhard
>>69494217
he fucking better not. hate that cuck
Please tell me there isn't a net in front of that DJ. I wanna see him get clocked.
>>69494220
Soccer
Now fuck off
>>69494206
anyone without Mendoza desu
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>all these warning track teasers
BACK TO THE GYM FAGGOT
HE'S FUCKING UP TWO HOME RUNS THAT'S PATHETIC THIS SAD LITTLE WHITE BOY HAS NO GAME
>2
DODGER SPICS BTFO
>>69494225
>being this gay
will anyone ever Josh Hamilton it again?
>weakger
why not give them aluminum bats for this?
>DOYERS
>SPICS
>THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE BEST PLAYER ON THE ENTIRE DOYERS ROSTER AND/OR FARM SYSTEM
LMAO
WHAT A PATHETIC TEAM
>>69494243
nah definitely not more boring than boreball
>2 minutes in
>berman still hasn't said back yet
>Seager
JUST
>DJ placed in right field
What the gay
>>69494263
His crew won't shut the fuck up
>>69494208
Huh, ok. Since no one else itt seems to be complaining about it, I'll take your word for it.
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yankee bros have shit taste in women
>a game clock instead of a set number of outs
We will never see Josh Hamilton 2008 again
>>69494240
better poster than you tbqh
Hello 4chan pals! Is this the HR derby...? When is Mark Teixeira batting? :D
doesn't this format make the boys tired? there's a lot of swings maybe they should just say 'hey boys get out there and take a couple swings like five or six' then they won't be tired
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So it's just timed now? Not 10 outs?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725226
>>69494278
BACK
>>69494262
Better than slurping maple syrup out of a moose's cock
Kind of want Seager to fuck up because Corey is a disgusting fucking name.
>>69494260
Because they'd kill the little invalids in the outfield
>>69494241
Kek, that would be awesome but there's definitely a net there.
>>69494279
It's a meme you dip
>>69494262
>0-0 draws are so exhilarating
holy fuck these new derby rules are horrible
when did they change it? 2 years ago?
THIS LITTLE IDIOT FORGOT HE HAD A TIME OUT AHAHAHAHAHA RETARDED FAGGOT USE YOUR TIME OUT IDIOT
>That kid trying to steal a home run
WILSON RAMOS SIGHTING
>>69494285
excuse you nigga? do you see our threads when he is in there. pure cancer and he's from nc
>>69494297
Normies killed pokemon, like everything else
I want to see the go pro view from the catchers helmet
Seagot making trumbo shit himself
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Time outs are for fags
>Steven Wright not starting tomorrow
Ned Yost is a joke tbqh
Who else here is only watching just to see a kid get hit in the face with a ball?
will someone please get mendoza out of the fucking booth
>>69494286
Oops! Forgot my proxy...Oh well. You know I'm not from Panama anyways :P
>>69494343
being a fag is good retard
>>69494343
This. There shouldn't be a timeout.
God damn if they're going to do a rapid fire method, they have to have a little camera showing the swing. These quick cuts of balls mid air are hideous
>>69494341
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What is the point of a catcher in the Derby?
is trumbo done?
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>T-mobile donating a measly grand for each HR
Yea no one cares, they spend ten times that amount for a commercial.
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
I JUST NOTICED THAT SEAGER'S DAD IS THROWING FROM IN FRONT OF THE MOUND
LMAO
BUZZER
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BASED Seager
Berman's voice is actually getting hard to listen to
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>>69494344
>a memeballer starting the ASG
Bombston pls
Trumbo is FUCKED
Chris Berman is the GOAT announcer
Damn I had Trumbo winning this
>>69494349
I'd get in her booth if you know what I be sayin
>>69494364
he has to throw the runners out
I can't watch this. It's just so lame.
Good showing.
>>69494364
The pitcher is targeting the catcher's glove. Really hard to throw strikes without a catcher's mitt there
>>69494378
It's easier on the ears than fucking Mendoza
>>69494374
Don't they always do that?
>That's quite a Mark for Trumbo
Is 15 a good score under these new rules? I haven't watched this in a couple years.
What's our favorite verb for a home run?
Mine is dinger and blast
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TRUMBO BTFO
Such great insight by the woman
>the year of [current year]
>being a toe tapper
>>69494364
helps pitcher
Thank you Corey for destroying Trumbo before he even starts
>>69494400
dinger breh
>Trumbo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69494344
ned yost must apologize
>>69494374
Its a cool thing. Some guys get position teammates. Some get dads. Others get high school coaches. Love it.
>>69494380
>muh sale meme stat wins
>>69494380
Dickey won a Cy Young
The world isn't safe from the cuckleball anymore
BROTHER TRUMBO
>>69494159
I'M SORRY SEAGOD
LET'S GET READY TO
TRUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69494398
nobody knows yet. I think it will end up as a great score
Man these rules are gonna punish trumbo, he doesn't hit line drives
Essential Bermancore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_BWBKF9I5Q
>Stanton accumulates at least five minutes of bonus time
>>69494431
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HE'S HITTING DINGERS
hol up is this edited?
>>69494390
This is a perfect week to have it. Literally nothing else tonight. No wimbeldon. Every divegrass tournament just ended. Tour de France is in the morning. There's wnba, and that's it.
Damn RIP left side camera
This broadcast is such a fucking mess
>>69494451
NBA summer league
>american """""league"""""
>Berman
based trumbo trying to murder people
STOP TALKING I WANT TO SEE THE DINGERS
trumbo is getting killed by his hangtime
>timeout
what a little bitch
Nice stamina faggot
mark CHUMPbo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
>The shanty town of Jessica Mendoza
>TATTOO ANOTHER DICK
>>69494461
nobody cares about nba outside of finals
How's Petco looking boys?
FUCKING YUGE
>>69494473
THIS
>>69494435
Yeah that's kinda bullshit. Guys actually get punished by hitting high, long bombs because they take more time to land.
Luckily, Cargo is the king of the line drive home run.
>Jessica Mendoza in the booth
>muh college softball experiences
Holy fuck
>>69494489
cool seeing the rookies play imo
western metal supply on suicide watch
HOLY FUCK
TRUMBO IS GOING TO DO IT LEL
I LOVE HIM I LOVE TRUMBO I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU YOU ARE HITTING SO MANY DINGERS RIGHT NOW MY DUDE I LOVE YOU
Someone shut Berman up pls
damn, he got in some kind of groove after the to
TRUMBOWNED
ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD WHO WERE SAYING TRUMBO WAS FUCKED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
GET FUCKED
YOU
STUPID
FUCKING
FAGGOTS
>>69493868
> hurr Americans are so dumb but I'm above it all and really smart.
Fuck off spineless cuck
jesus christ
how many did he hit in a row
Fucking based family
HOLY SHIT
THAT COMEBACK
>Seager
>Timeouts
>national "league"
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>that infinite loop on the screen
>>69494418
>YOU
>based trumbo
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Did trumbo just hit 10 straight?
Someone's gonna hit that big ass tv today.
All those Trumbomb doubters
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>no stealing second base
>no tagging from third and scoring
>no laying down a bunt within a foot of the foul line and going 30-40 feet and running to first
>no pitching to the corners
Its like MLB doesn't realize people like other skills in baseball
COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFO
>THE CITY OF SEAGER'S VAGINA
REKT
>not taking a cheeky stroll around the bases after the clincher
this can't be live...
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Jesus Christ he hit 450+ like 5 in a row
HE DID IT THE MAD MAN
>>69494528
8 senpai
just like your last digit
Jesus christ...trumbo is hitting them SCARILY far
what did his mother feed him when he was little
>eight in a row
based as fuck
>needing a timeout in glorified BP
>american league """""""""""""""""athletes"""""""""""""""""
>>69494528
Nine?
They nailed this format this is exciting
The pitcher was throwing the ball as the previous ball was still in the air. It looked edited at first.
>>69494566
steroids :^)
>jerry dipoto traded away a 20 homer in half a season guy for a backup catcher
>>get this
>>>twice
>8:30pm
>Still light out
What?
jesus christ trumbo is legit
>>69494566
Pilates. It's a Spanish cornmeal dish
I'm sorry, but did Mark Trumbo already lose? Oh, that's right. The derby isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 2 minutes in. Does not having the lead at 2 mins in count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the derby is still on? MArk Trumbo is still playing right now etc
who /hype/ for Giancarlo here?
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>>69494435
LOL
FUCKING
KILL
YOUR
SELVES
>not giving Trumbo his 5 extra minutes
DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
>DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
>DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
>DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
DID WE JUST WITNESS THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS??
EL JUSTO
>>69494550
>"fuck the DH"
>Memedoza
>>69494586
Not everyone lives on the east coast
>>69494586
Lrn to time zone niqqa
>tfw don't know if I should root for former Yankee or future Yankee
>>69494591
lel
why does ESPN use so many caricatures?
>>69494596
Over here
mfw cano hits 30 dingers
Damn this is fun. I went to the mexican league HR derby and everyone was hitting 8 hr tops.
>AAA
BRAVO NOLAN
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>>69494596
>mfw he strikes out
TRUMBO HAS ACTIVATED BEAST MODE
NO STOPPING THIS MAN
>The voice of Jessica Mendoza
>>69494591
good post
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>>69494586
Where I live its still decently light out at 9:30
>>69494586
The government controls the sun and decided to keep it out later for the Derby.
>>69494581
>trusting dipoto
>>69494586
isnt it still light out at 8:30 anyway, it is in michigan at least
who /tv/ here
Will we see a repeat of pic related?
>>69494591
>Not doing the full pasta
>>69494597
Nice autism
>>69494637
better than Dorris Burke at least
>>69494057
I'd let her ride my D train if you know what I mean by this.
>>69494647
yes i'm watching this on tv
>>69494646
In summer yeah
This shit is already boring, thank goodness NFL starts next month.
>>69494619
sorry mate but Stanton probably will not be playing at 39
>Got a birthday card 4 months late from my grandma
>It's a $25 GNC gift card
What do I do with this piece of shit?
>>69494648
fingers crossed
who /GO/ here?
Oh hey, Trumbo.
>>69494675
pilates
>Doyers
>>69494655
NICE PREMATURE SHITPOSTING
LMAO
>>69494684
>BasedKinoMaster
anyone having a beer
>>69494647
Watching the colorized Jew, degenerate.
Let's go Stanton do it for the 305
>>69494684
Team Instinct territory stay tf out niqqa
>497
>>69494675
Use it on Brazzers
Stanton gonna win this whole thing
i want that big jumbo screen hit
>>69494670
>Implying Robot George Steinbrenner won't be unveiled in the next three years and he won't trade the farm for Stanton and sign Harper for a billion dollars
IF YOU'RE NOT AN ALL STAR YOU SHOULD NO HIT IN THE DERBY
>Joc Pederson participates in home run derby after hot start as a rookie
>Corey Seager participates in home run derby after hot start as a rookie
>will become shit
JUST
>>69494684
I don't have a cell phone
he swings a pretty big bat
This shit is boring and rigged. What's a good movie I should watch.
>>69494648
>have your dad throw your pitches
>0 (zero) home runs
>entire stadium that was booing you earlier erupts in cheers
>>69494701
Trying some gay summer shandy
It's pretty good
>>69494684
normies killed pokemans
T MOBILE BTFO
woah I was watching this on ESPN, and this is by far the stupidest sport's event ever
Stanton is a fucking beast holy shit
National league uniforms are awful
These unis are hideous
Fucking hell
>>69494729
go preform fellatio on your dog, its legal after all
>>69494729
Lethal Weapon
WHERE DID BERMAN GO
>>69494729
prisoners
Even when they're not playing I can shitpost
>doyers
>>69494733
Shit, son, summer shandies are pretty good
>>69494701
shit Miller Lite here
>mfw Trumbo's gonna lose because he hits rainbows instead of line drives
>>69494755
>preform
>call time out to shitpost instead of taking a break
Based as fuck
>>69494751
They are both awful
HOLY SHIT STANTON
>thank you based barry
>mfw
>>69494741
wtf they are hitting these balls really fast and hard and far though did you see
>>69494749
literally on fire
Are you ready for the Trumbo versus Stanton showdown?
>>69494741
Imagine if they did this but for penalty kicks. Now that would be bad.
>>69494220
Soccer
>>69494741
Hot dog eating contest was 2 weeks ago, try again.
>inb4 eating isn't a sport
JESUS HE'S GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY
>Can0
>>69494632
They need to stop hitting to left center, I'm getting disoriented
HOLY FUGGGG
this guy is out of control
>>69494718
All kidding aside he'll most likely opt out in 2020. I wouldn't blame him though
Is Giancarlo back, lads?
GIANCARLO MURDERIN
cano should just give up
>mendoza hasn't said a word
beautiful
haha, did they literally pull Berman
>city of Robinson Cano
CANT BE STOPPED
WONT BE STOPPED
What makes this a derby?
What if he broke Hamilton's record in 5 fucking minutes?
Damn Stanton is going off.
Can you imagine being Cano right now?
HE'S TIRED
HE PUNCHED HIMSELF OUT
>>69494778
Slam dunk contest is literally the worst
Home run derby is pretty stupid and pointless but it's still cool to see the best power hitters together
>can0
>>69494724
For you
>robinson cano
Why is he not in the all star game?
Historically, the guys that go big early on rarely win cuz they wear themselves out.
HAHA TIME FOR CAN0
The only bad thing about this is the camera work, really.
Is the meme pitcher anyone notable?
>>69494821
Aaron Gordon made it worth watching this year
>This is the NBA's version of the slam dunk contest
What did he mean by this?
PEDs
YOU CANNOT STOP THIS MAN
HE'S A FUCKING MACHINE
A LITERAL GOD
cano on suicide watch
this is what you get for leaving NY cano
Stanton's literally going to kill someone with these rockets
>>69494842
good
post
>>69494841
He meant this is the MLB's version of the Home Run Derby
>>69494842
QFT
>>69494839
RA Dickey
was stanton born with a needle in his arm
I CLOSE MY EYES I SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
>>69494821
Slam dunk competition is fun
>>69494844
I miss these uniforms. Why did they replace them with the current monstrosities?
>Stanton with Barry as his sensei
It's just not fair
>>69494841
Its a competition that has one or two name sake players, and a bunch of literal whos.
Apologize.
>>69494867
It's been pretty shit until Gordon brought it back this year
Any webms of Giancarlo going ham?
>>69494869
Beats me hombre, I miss them to.
Apparently they wanted to pay tribute to some houses in Miami or some shit, but nothing will ever replace the turquoise black and white for me.
Jesus christ he fucking murdered those balls
>>69494279
This surprises you?
>commentators freaking out about guys whose literal only job is to hit home runs are hitting homeruns under the easiest circumstances
After seeing Giancarlo Stanton hit baseballs, I realize that having pitchers hit in this like some wanted would've been just silly.
Hey lads
How does this work?
>>69494883
Any grains of sand in the Sahara?
>>69494866
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
cano plz come back
>>69494896
It's a single-elimination tournament. Objective is to score the most HRs in 4:00, with a bonus :30 possible
cano's dad cant pitch reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
All star events are retarded
>Let's the greatest players of the game and have reckless competitions and a meaningless game adding risk of injury in the middle of the season while all the whos rest up for 4 days
>>69494875
>name sake players
You have no idea what 'namesake' means.
>>69494895
>having syndergaard or bumgarner take 40 fucking swings just to hit like 5 or 6 homeruns because muh pitchers hitting meme
uhhg
>2 in 1 minute
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ESPN in charge of not doing picture in picture so we can see swings
>tfw mother fuckin stanton goes 500 long tonight
Gonna happen lads, the man isn't human
>Memeiners
SHOOK
>>69494893
GOD WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
>>69494919
lucky for him i guess
>24 dingers
>c4n0 won't even hit double digits
>amerilel league
how can they even compete?
>>69494872
Post a pic with more talent
Protip: You can't
>>69494923
>no fun allowed
>can0
TERRIBLE PITCHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69494923
Stop samefagging this shit already. Nobody cares.
>>69494891
only because her husband is some beach bum loser
>Shitattle
LOL
Let's get this started
>Canope
>Can0
>Can0
Another year has come and gone, and still no pitchers Dodgeball game...
>>69494889
The old design is so superior. However, I do like their "retro" miami design when they have retro days.
>3
Holy shit. No wonder the Yankees dropped this scrub.
>>69494946
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>Timeout
JUST
>>69494832
>>69494832
>>69494832
YES YES YES
THIS
The centerfield camera needs to be the primary camera.
>THIS is a power hitter in Seattle
KEK
>The city of Robinosn Can0
>cano
cano would have hit more if buckholtz pitched to him
Why does Cano willingly embarrass himself like this?
>>69494950
Not the same guy senpai
cano cut your dad
he can't pitch
We only have one TV in our apartment and my dad is watching WWE Raw instead of the derby
What should I do bros
it cant get worse for seattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGt3Ieix2kw
>>69494891
Who's this wiener cleaner
>>69494964
kek
>risking multiple tommy johns
>Can0verrated
>Cano's kid is almost as tall as Altuve
>having your senior citizen father throw pitches to you
fuck
why is there a time limit now? or is that for something else?
what time does it start
is christ berman announching
>>69494989
move out
fuck his dumb dad
>>69494923
You see Anons, this is the kind of faggot you get when society raises a generation of coddled millennials.
>$240 million
HIS DAD JUST BEANED HIM
LMAO
>HBP
J U S T
U
S
T
How much are Shitattle paying him again?
>getting HBP in the derby
lmfao
>>69495003
A half hour ago
Yes
>the city of new york
>mfwcnwgnm
>>69495000
lel
>hit by pitch
>>69495003
started 45 bings ago and yes
>robbie cano
why is he here
LOLOLOL HE FUCKING HIT HIM
CANO'S DAD SUCKS DICK
All of the excitement is gone
I feel bad for Cano. This has happened every time since he won it.
>THE CITY OF THE CANO FAMILY
>>69495010
>>69495011
kek
>>69494869
Jeffrey Loria is a gay Jew art dealer from New York so he made the stadium and uniforms in his vision of what miami is Also explains the 2million dollar "art" sculpture in center field.
>>69494989
>apartment
How poor are you?
>>69494991
One of the greatest things ever
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>69495009
ninas hotter
>playing pokemon go in a homerun derby
you should have stayed in yankee stadium you fucking money loving spic
>>69494985
So all Canadians itt are faggots then? Okay.
>>69494989
Tell him that it's fake and to watch a man's sport or you're disowning him.
>>69495016
>>69495022
thanks
>yes
and nevermind
Sure is summer in here
>stanton this round
>>69494989
i think mlb is streaming it on the site for free.
>>69495036
California is expensive man, I can only image how much rent cost at those.
>ROIDTIZ PICKED CANO TO WIN THE DERBY
>>69495017
>new york
He's a Seattle Mariner you dip
>>69495050
its nonstop memes all week
fuck all star break
wait are those the actual all star jerseys???
>>69495039
my dick doesn't care
>>69494967
This still hurts please stop
>>69494989
Kill ur dad
>>69495073
Yeah and MJ is a Wizard right?
>>69494967
Their best retro unis were the ones from the Miami Sun Sox. Still trying to get my hands on a jersey
>>69495008
Why are Americans so reckless and stupid? Im glad encarnacion and Donaldson skipped this nonsense
I hope some slugger maims himself today
IT'S BIG DADDY STANTON'S YEAR THIS YEAR
I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
>>69495066
apex wew lad, my fucking dick
>>69495081
Players wear their teams' jerseys during the game, newfriend.
think we can get cano back to the yankees after this pathetic display?
>>69495002
New format last year to try to make it more exciting
>>69495110
>>69495110
>>69495110
DERBY THREAD TWO
>>69495110
>>69495110
Jesus Christ Cano had an embarrassing performance
>Jack Bauer is now the POTUS
Might watch
>>69495123
There's like 4 other threads already made you could have linked to retard
>>69495102
If Cano plays out his contract, which is likely, he would have been a Mariner longer then a Yankee. Stop your obsessing faggot.
>>69495123
>>69495129
great fucking job
>>69495085
No.
>>69495106
That's the one I was talking about. It looks pretty. Probably need to see it more before they start selling it (or they start doing it for a big game like with the Barves game.)
I wanna be YOU
