OFFICIAL DERBY THREAD NUMBER 2
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HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR DERBY , ROBBIE?
JUST
>can0
>>69495110
someone is going to do worse than him
>>69495110
Stanton OP, plz nerf
>can0
>>69495110
>just
angels
>>69495110
Gay
LGTSS
>ROBINSON CANO
xth for based Stanton
Who /unavela/ here
Giancarlo's dad
>>69495138
H O R S E
O
R
S
E
>>69495167
was he adopted?
On a scale of 1-10 please rate
>San Diego
>Petco Park
>The Uniforms
Lads, I want to watch the Home Run Derby but my wife's son is watching the Cleveland show... what do?
>>69495168
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
ftfy
>>69495176
His pop had that jungle fever
>>69495167
SPICCED
>HBP
>ANOTHER HBP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>shitty music in the background
>>69495178
6,6,6.
>Bean Derby
>>69495178
>3 to many mexicans
>7 nice park
>8 retro rocks
Curry
What do the 4 blue bars under the time mean?
>>69495167
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
I just got home. The one matchup I really wanted to see was Stanton vs Cano. I hate Seattle metro traffic so much.
Friendly reminder that Cano has more homers that actually matter
>2 myers
>playing it take 2 to make a thing go right
It is obvious the people who post on this thread no nothing about Wil or Maggie. Their life is their own and nothing posted on here will change anything between them. If they ever saw this post they would laugh their ass off at the complete inaccuracies. But I guess if you don't have a life, living through theirs makes your day.
>almost another another hbp
>>69495176
I don't think so
>Pitching inside to your brother
HIT
BY
PITCH
yo where do they keep getting these kids from
>tfw your brother costs you the Home Run Derby because he keeps fucking with you
>>69495190
DONT WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU
>>69495207
my yankee nigga
>these high and tight pitches
>>69495195
nice ass not THICC though
>Good Charlotte
WHAT YEAR IS IT!?
>>69495183
W H A L E
H
A
L
E
THIS IS THE ANTHEM
TIME IS SHITTY
>>69495219
sounds like a brother to me
lol Good Charlotte
A LO PROFUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO NO NO
DIGANLE QUE NO A ESA PELOTAA
>>69495231
>girl
>batting right
>choose a right-handed pitcher
>They will never play J-pop anime music as you blast HR
Is Battlefrog a sport?
>>69495237
I thought it was Simple Plan. Or Sum 41.
>>69495229
Gotta represent
>timeout
>commercial
sure is niggerball in here
>>69495231
>Canadian
You sure that was a girl I know how Justin loves his trannies
I wanna be YOU!
Stanton Wins
>imokwiththat
>white person at bat
>punk rock
You just know ESPN came up with this timeout rule so they could show more ads
if you had to have a gay experience with one of the HR deby participants who would it be?
stanton for me 2bh
>>69495272
>pop punk
Go Duvall make me regret that trade even more
>>69495257
>breaking balls being thrown in a HR Doobie
>>69495262
Only when we get a Japanese player in the derby, but there will never be another Sadaharu Oh
Espys are comfy as fuck. Not giving a fuck about the award, but the opening monologue is almost always spot on.
>>69495272
>Good Charlotte
>Punk rock
>>69495267
>dads
>>69495237
The current one
>>69495269
>You sure that was a girl
Yes
>putting the all-star game in the middle of july when the only sport going on is fucking baseball and everyone who loves sports calls this the worst time of the sporting year because boreball is the only sport
MLB is smart
Who /Grilled Cheese/ here?
I just took the sandwich out of the microwave.
>>69495272
>Hispanic person at bat
>Reggaeton
>Black person at bat
>Hip Hop
So?
>not even getting extra time
Shite desu
>>69495207
The Yankees could do so much better than Meredith.
>Wil WHYers
>>69495285
Right?
>poordres
1. Stanton
---POWER GAP---
2. Trumbo
3. Seager
4. Myers
---NO POWER GAP---
9001. Cano
>>69495299
You just know
It is obvious the people who post on this thread no nothing about Wil or Maggie. Their life is their own and nothing posted on here will change anything between them. If they ever saw this post they would laugh their ass off at the complete inaccuracies. But I guess if you don't have a life, living through theirs makes your day.
Is this even batting practice for these guys?
who /pol/ here
>Tfw I bet $10 on Meyers to win
>Adam Whovall
>>69495332
Shut up you won 3
>reds
>NL vs NL
>>69495313
Mlb should own the fourth of July just like NFL owns thanksgiving and NBA owns Christmas. NHL tries to own new years day but is overshadowed by college football.
>>69495348
o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/
>>69495348
Wall just got 10 feet higher.
everybody shut up david ortiz is talking show some respect
>no donalson
My dad wont believe that giancarlo Stanton is irish
Look it up senpai...i swear he is..
>>69495341
wait until the first round
>>69495345
what in the fuck did you say dumbass
DINGERS
why are the uniform colors piss and poo?
myers B.T.F.O.
>NL S(hitters)
Hahahahahahaha
>resd
>>69495279
Robbie, I'm not attracted at all so there's no chance to catch feelings and as a Yankees fan it would be cathartic to pound his boipucci into tomorrow.
>>69495354
Oh yeah :D
>>69495372
>showing respect for steroids
nah man, nah
>letting this fat roided up retard from small market bawston speak
>>69495374
Smart move
YO SHUT UP
>>69495372
No fuck him
>>69495387
made in India
rip myers
>>69495368
They pretty much do with baseball on all day long on every network for 12 hours straight.
Based Stanton so far has hit 497 feet, will he go for the big 500 tonight?
Hometown kid BTFO in under 3 minutes
W E W L A D
>>69495262
No but it's good waifu material
HOME TOWN HERO
B
T
F
O
>Myers with the quickest elimination
Kek
>aaron boone still has a job at espn
>>69495387
Just wait until next year when the all-star unis are based on the Marlins unis
>>69495416
Memorial Day too
>>69495341
I was really hoping Cruz would make the ASG. He is much better suited for this than Cano.
>>69495381
Oh shit sup Mexibro? Why don't you post in the gamethreads anymore?
myers BTFO
san diego BTFO
BTFO BY A LITERAL WHO
>>69495427
Cano was eliminated before he started
>>69495374
>tfw you cant pull off this hairstyle
>HOME TOWN HERO
>THE STATE OF SANDY EGO
TOP KEK
That's the Padres for you
he has a pretty easy swing
>>69495348
>build wall
tell this spic bitch nobody cares about analysis during a god damn home run derby
At least we weren't the worst.
I'M GOIN DOWN
>>69495442
Too much work nigga. But I try to be there as much as I can.
>I swear to "God"
What did he mean by this?
>SANDY LEGO DADS
>>69495231
Holy shit bro, she's fat as fuck.
And NOT in a good way.
Papi not shaking the broad's hand
BACK
BACK
BACK
BACK
WAY BACK
DAVID ORTIZ: BRAINFUL GENIUS
YOU: IDIOT LOSER NEET WEEB
>yfw latoddunn strikes out
>Coor's babbies
is there anyone who actually watches baseball regularly and likes jessica mendoza?
Toddfather about to get cucked
>>69495492
david get off /sp/
>>69495492
correct
>>69495484
Yo wtf
>>69495110
>Rockies babbies
Why are this allowed? Their stadium is literally zero gravity
>>69495492
>Brainful
>projecting
>being a Red Cucks fan
>All these Doyer and Jints fans all over the Poordres ballpark
The only thing that keeps San Diego relevant is Comic Con.
Every derby should be played at coors
post papi please
>>69495505
>watching ESPN
no thanks, glad Angels haven't been on ESPN at all this season yet
honestly the female baseball announcer seems like a nice lady and she's not even obnoxious
she's just unnecessary and an obvious agenda push
>>69495519
And its navy base retard
>>69495511
His binder has taken his lifeforce as well as the team's lifeforce. It has to be destroyed.
>>69495505
Considering she's never played baseball and literally had her professional career cut short by a
>season ending pregnancy
I dont see how anyone can even like her
>>69495532
>Big Poopie
>Lil Pop-up
>>69495539
have you listened to her call games though?
>>69495505
nah, i enjoy it in spanish on ESPN Deportes :^)
>>69495539
the only good thing is that she shuts up most of the time
>>69495484
Being Yankees manager either gives you AIDS or ages you 20 years in 5.
>>69495519
>fanbases that are literally in the same state go to the all star game in the same state
jesus christ you're a genius
>>69495539
Being complete honest, she's been a little better lately
A little bit. She's still terrible. This is different though because it's a home run contest and doesn't need any serious discussion anyways
>>69495519
These fuckers could help pay for our new stadium but noooooo, are city leaders are greedy assholes.
The HR Derby hasn't been fun since Hamilton
>>69495564
post good papis
>>69495541
No one fucking cares about the military retard.
>>69495555
enjoying NONONONONONONO and anti-saber shit
>>69495476
Who is she?
>ywn gently put your hands on her waist while tenderly kissing her for the first time
Why live?
Also mexibro come back to us :(
>David Ortiz is overshadowing the entire event
no he isn't
shut up faggot
>HAT ON BACKWARDS
WE JUNIOR 2.0 NOW
>>69495582
Did he say if it's his last year?
>Backwards cap
>>69495578
Tonight we have the best thing since Hamilton
>the city of rookies batting
>tfw no Texas Yankee to post the Red Sox fan and Yankee fan discussing Big Papi's roid use
>coors babby
>hitting grounders
wew
>>69495599
sadly he did say that it's his last year
>>69495602
True
>>69495589
>who is she
Car-Go?
More like Car-Stop amirite?
>coors babby
papi
>>69495589
Mrs. Verlander
nigga i do my best but work being a bitch right now
>>69495586
>no one cares about the military
Sup liberal faggot
>>69495508
this will be a great macro once he gets traded
>coors babby
>elite player
Lmfao.
>>69495577
San Diego doesn't need a new stadium. Just upgrade Qualcomm Stadium. The Convention Center is the one that needs an expansion. Keep Comic Con in San Diego. Fuck the Chargers, let them leave for LA.
>The city of Denver
LMAO MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
post extremely underrated broadcasters who are intelligent and insightful and deserve to get more airtime
kek, manlet btfo
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Altuve gets smacked in the face because he's a manlet
>coors baby
bah gawd he karate chopped him
That Gatorade kid getting slapped hahah
Did Cabrera just fuck up altuve lol
>>69495586
Go back to your woman's studies Faggot
>>69495586
Liberal detected.
>>69495589
>she
Since when do fridges have genders?
>>69495641
Lmao fuck off fag, you have no idea what you're talking about
>the shitty of colored red
>>69495660
>that gatorade kid
ayy lmao
Jason, get off 4chan and go to bed, now.
>tfw rookies fan
>nobody here ever talks about us
>enjoying all the bants even though you all probably legitimately hate us just because it's attention
>>69495633
Not him, but I'm not a liberal and I couldn't care less about the military. It's just another job for people who want to shoot guns
Based Miggy
>Papi about to beat up Pilates man and his kid
BASED
>yfw coors babby still beats Frazier
>>69495633
Drumpf supporter spotted. Less military spending and no wall. Put all the money into our education and infrastructure.
>the city of miller lite babbies
>>69495680
ew nigga
Coors babby they said
>>69495610
That sucks, I liked the fun he had with miggy whenever they played>>69495611
>no EE
Get your manlet away from my miggy
>>69495682
>>69495689
Sup liberal cucks
>>69495641
I agree that Comic-con is more important. Regardless a hotel tax would help pay for a stadium or CC expansion.
>that kid tackled
w
e
w
we need a webm of that
Ball girl got laid out
PLEASE HIT MORE DINGERS YOU IDDYOTS
>that girl that got REKT in the outfield
>grill getting laid out
need webm of that outfield collision
that girl got rekt
LMAO
>>69495680
You're not alone bro. I'm a Rox fan too.
do we have to listen to echoey shit music every year?
the fuck is this?
who are these commentators? why is this one guy sound like a mouthful of grapes?
>>69495719
also a webm of altuve getting bitc slapped
>Tomorrow's starters are Sale and Cueto
WTF mang?
'car 'go 'za
>>69495629
You should quit and go full neet. I'm holding my department hostage by threatening to quit unless they give me more money tomorrow, I am fully okay with either outcome.
>Greatest hitter of our generation tells you to pull the ball
>Don't pull the ball
Todd Father will rape him
>>69495689
>drumpf
Jesus liberal memes are cringe worthy
>>69495713
There's nothing wrong with joining the military. It's a good job if you can get a good position. I just don't see why I should care about it
>>69495697
I have no choice I fucking live here, and before I lived in a state with no team.
>''''''''''''''''bonus''''''''''''''''' time
>get to watch some altitude babby pop up five times
>carg0
>>69495689
>unironically saying Drumpf
Can you not?
Pisses me off to hear people call Frazier the Toddfather. That nickname was straight up stolen from the true OG Toddfather, Todd Helton.
>>69495745
>holding my department hostage
Im actually considering that, but were into some big shit that I'd like to put on my resumé
>>69495744
pls no
>>69495708
>>69495704
>>69495676
Wait that wasn't a Gatorade kid?
Was that literally Altuve??
Hahahhahah
>>69495264
No you didnt
>>69495767
>Todd Helton
Nigger was a Coors babby and doesn't deserve shit.
>>69495750
>I don't care about it so that means others don't
Lmao, believing the world revolves around you like a true liberal cuck
BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST
is it me, or does the white sox uniform just make everyone who wears it look like some pedophile rapist
Wait, Who does Fraizer play for again?
>>69495751
just fucking with ya. i respect people that like the team they live in the state in or near
Frazier smashing windows
is this a good color scheme
>>69495780
I'd have to be a liberal to be a liberal though
>>69495767
Usually exceptions are made for players that are twice as good as the original in every aspect of the game.
>todd "brendan" frazier
JUST
>>69495795
the whos
>>69495671
>Spend billion dollars on a stadium that will only be used 12 times a year
>Just want to build one so San Diego can host another Owl and a Final Four
>Not expanding the facility to keep your annual big event that brings in as much money as an Owl
>>69495769
Everyone says threats don't work, needless to say I'm posturing more here than I would be in the actual meeting. But hey, it doesn't hurt to ask.
My forumula is: go in, make yourself invaluable by taking on as much as you can, 6mos-1yr later make your move, they won't be able to function without you so they have to comply or bring in a freelancer for twice as much for half the talent.
>LETS LAUNCH OVER IT
>>69495809
Who?
WINDOW SMASHER
Cano ruined the whole fucking Derby
Literally took the life out of the park
>>69495795
Yes
>Home Run Derby: Literal Who Edition
>>69495795
>white cucks
>>69495822
exactly
Trumbo and Stanton should be the final desu
>>69495817
ZUN draws better than that.
anyone here
>>69495843
david ortiz is here
>>69495827
YOU RUINED IT FOR THEM
>>69495843
Nope.
>will this have enough mustard
>relish
American commentary
>>69495843
big papi overshadowed this whole event
>>69495851
OUR
Can they just pitch to Stanton for the rest of the derby?
Altuve in the home run derby fucking when lads
>WILL THIS HAVE ENOUGH MUSTAAAAAAARD
>RELISH
>>69495819
im leaving anyways to study my llm in about a year or so
>>69495806
I'd rather be a coors babby than play for the who's any day.
POO POO PEE PEEEEE
>>69495860
FUCKING
FIRST ROUND
1. Stanton
---POWER GAP---
?. Duvalle
2. Trumbo
3. Seager
?. Frasier
4. Gonzalez
5. Myers
---NO POWER GAP---
9001. Cano
why do all the white boys hang out with other white boys and then the black boys hang out with the black boys?
>listening to these buffoons call home runs
>not buck martinez
>these buffoons
>but not my buffoon
>not vin scully for his final season
BASED FRAAAAAAAAZ
>>69495822
Chicago
Please tell me someone got him miss that handshake
Duvall is going to win this
>>69495881
STEROIDS
requesting webm of Stanton shaking his ass
>>69495881
ZITI
BIG DADDY STANTON GONNA BREAK 500 FEET
HALF MAN HALF MACHINE
>>69495882
>Duvalle
Who /hillary/ here
>Next year's ASG will be held in Marlins Park
HOL' UP
>>69495912
Im with her
press F to pay respects
https://vine.co/v/5WVJHOBIgaH
>chris berman and a woman doing commentary
who else is pumped for the WBC :^)
>>69495912
>not voting for Gary Johnson
America deserves what it's going to get
WHO /WHITE SOX/ HERE?
WILL FRAZ DO IT?
>people actually picked CarGo over the Toddfather
4 for 4 so far
I've pretty much lost on Stanton's dinger total though
Just apologize right now.
>>69495923
REKT
DOC & DARYL 30 for 30! I told a friend of mine 2 years ago that I would love to see one about them. Who else is HYPED?
>>69495936
>Running mate is a notorious gun grabber
>>69495932
I can't wait to see our second-tier players going at 50% because they don't want to get injured going up against the best that Latin America has to offer
>15 home runs not enough to advance
GJGE Seager
also >can0
>>69495936
>voting for a mainstream "libertarian" and his neoconservative running mate
No
>>69495937
who?
>>69495936
This
>>69495883
because white men and their social construct of "race" has put barriers around men
>JJ Trek
no
>implying this derby isn't Stanton's to lose
>trumbo or stanton vs frazier or duvall
J U S T
Is anyone in baseball more alpha than Stanton?
>>69495937
First HRD Sox rep since 06. I'm so proud of him.
CHOKE
>>69495976
literally everyone thinks stanton has this unless he pulls a muscle at the plate
>>69495986
Mike Trout
>>69495968
Nigga it's cause the hispanics rather speak spanish to eachother
t. Hispanic
>>69495986
>wearing a cage on your helmet
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''alpha''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Stanton the Manton
>>69495950
He's not though. He may have been like 20 years ago but he's no longer in favor of gun control
>11 and 13 home runs advance
>15 home runs eliminated
sure is shit format in here
>don't even show the homer
great job espn
Barry must have gave him a personal gatorade in the cages before he came out tonight
>best 2 batters in semifinal
fuck this layout
STANTON GONNA HIT 500 FT
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>>69496015
>not showing home runs
>sound cuts
>women in the booth
im surprised they didn't put a strike zone
>Mendoza saying some shit
>TIMEOUT
>She shuts up
based Berman
>>69496014
more like shit player aka corey seager LUL
Watching Stanton as I picked Trumbo to win
>>69496014
They stop when they know they've advanced
>>69496014
>doys cucked again
good day to be jintsfag
>>69496013
Still you're voting for open borders.
>>69496004
>getting rekt by inanimate objects
>"""alpha"""
>>69496038
same
you shitposters aren't funny
for fuck's sake, at least put some effort into it
>>69495961
>voting for someone who should be in prison right now or someone with literally no experience in public office
No
How does stanton hit them so far and so fast
CAN HE HIT 500 FT LADS
>that infinite zoom
those announcers really want him to hit that scoreboard, huh?
holy shit this nigga killing it
how the fuck was he in a slump for like 2 months
Is Stanton making the female announcer cum?
how can anyone else even compete?
>>69496066
lower trajectory is good for distance
>>69496069
this is so PAINS or vapourwave
>YIKES
retire and die of a heart attack already ((berman))
>17
>Extra time
Holy shit
Watching Stanton makes me want to work out
BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
>>69496065
>not voting for Gloria La Riva
>497
>497
>497
>497
>497
>>69496077
he's a big guy
Damn, a couple more 490+ but no 500
>>69496072
because he didn't have a pitcher throwing BP to him?
Giancarlo Cruz Michael Stanton
>497 ft
What part of Miami are you from lads?
LITERAL MONSTER
>>69496077
Fuck
>>69496065
>Implying I'm for Shillary
Try again.
>>69496078
45 is optimal isnt it?
>Arrieta assaulting his kids arm there
>>69496097
for you
>Stanton
JUST
>>69496104
Mike Stanton is best Stanton>>69496110
>>69496120
In a vacuum lel
>>69496112
Broward...
Time for Trombe
>>69496047
>>69496112
Cuba
>497'
>497'
>497'
>497'
>>69496117
...okay so then you fall in the second part of that statement.
>>69496077
Man is built like a greek god
HE HIT THE SCOREBOARD
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69496112
homestead
TROMBONE TIME
>your brother will never hit you while your trying to win a home run derby
This should be the final. Watch Duvall win out of nowhere.
DEATH TO THE SCOREBOARD
Calm down Trumbo. I want to see more the samoan
AFTER THIS ROUND THERE WILL BE NO REASON TO WATCH
>ESPN BTFO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69496143
wew lad you mad?
>57-33
>6.5 Lead
>>69496112
Coral Springs, FL
>>69496143
Seriously, fuck Matt Holliday
IS THAT SOME VAN HALEN
Hey anon come to the showers over here i want you to help me with my swing for a second
Why is Seager even there? I love the guy but he's not the power hitter type.
>>69496189
b-back d-dat a-a-ass up
>>69496189
That's okay man. I'm sure your swing is just fine
I don't think Stanton's gonna make it bros
>BACK BACK BACK
>>69496201
And yet he still did twice as good as Cano lmao
SCOREBOARD AND ROOFTOP
GET FUCKED STANTON FAGS
HOWS MY ASS TASTE
BTFO
>>69496189
>"You've got a lot to learn, kid"
STEROIDS
>>69496189
>Let me touch my toes real quick, Stretch out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
>>69496214
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>Van Halen
>ACDC
Actually playing good songs for once
>>69496209
en contraire
CAN HE DO IT?
DUBS FOR TRUMBO MAGIC
RIP Trumbo
>>69496227
Trumbo just got btfo by the bull
they should get a whole extra minute because they take a break first and cool off
>>69496206
>BACK BACK BACK
>>69496244
>acdc
>good
>>69496227
would be nice if he could hit more home runs than stanton :^)
>trumbowned
>>69496201
yeah there's better people to put out, but he did fine
>>69496171
Thank you Trumbo :^)
>>69496227
lel
eat shit trumb0 nigger faggot
BTFO
EAT SHIT WHITE BOY
INFERIOR
PHYSICAL
SPECIMEN
BASED
GIANCARLO
MIKE
STANTON
DINGERS! DINGERS!
JUST
>>69496265
top kek
>>69496227
Autism
TRUMBO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69496265
That's why you communicate! Damn rookies.
>>69496274
Stantons white
>yfw he breaks his hamate bone on a 500 footer
>>69496274
>Stanton is mostly of Irish and African-American descent. His maternal great-grandmother was Puerto Rican.[4]
He's a son of Eire
>trumbo bringing that weak ass arcade shit
looked like he was about to die from a heart attack out there.
>Stanton gasses out in the Finals and Frazier wins one for da CHIRAQ
>>69496227
>17-14
>you
>>69496265
omg did she died
>>69496290
Half.
I live a 3 minute drive away from where Stanton slugged beisbols in high school. Maybe there's pokemon to catch there.
>Go Stanton
>>69496265
is that a young albert belle out there in the outfield
O's once again the eternal 4th placers
Pottery
>>69496303
TODDFATHER WIN ONE FOR THE 'GO
FOR THE 'GO
>>69496302
lol remember when seager lost the first round to him?
>>69496265
They gonna hook up later tonight and get banged.
;-;
>duval or frazier competing for the oppurtunity to get BLACKED
>>69496227
You were saying?
>>69496321
Holy Crap, weird to see Miggie skinny.
>>69496336
>mest
>implyin he isn't closing out the finals with a 500 long dinger
Ima jack off once for each homerun Stanton hits in the finals.
>>69496349
>>69496321
>you now remember Lenny Harris
nice grab
>4 minutes on the clock and we're down to 3:50
How come no Minnesota Twins were invited?
Fuck this sport
How much do tickets to this thing go for?
>>69496374
You now remember Mike Lowell and Juan Encarnacion
good catch in the corner
>>69496392
about three fifty
>stanton winded
>still better than anyone's first round
Pulling it too far
Left field babby
>>69496392
Seen tickets for Cincinnati for around 300
>injuring yourself
WILL
DUVALL
WILL
DUVALL
WILL DUVAL?
>WILL DUVAL???
WILL DUVAL???
>OoAEoeEW IT!....IT!
>nope hold it foul
who did the gints even get for duvall
>fat mexican girls in the outfield
this is our future
>>69496436
Mike Leake
Is that Duvall you got?
>>69496437
i wouldn't mind a couple fat mexican girls in my outfield
>>69496437
This is your present
>>69496437
There was a white loli, but she became kill
>Giancarlo Stanton has tied Bobby Abreu for most HR in a single Home Run Derby (41). He still has one round left.
Dexter Fowler sounds like a nerd
>its a literal who wins episode
>ALs last hope is some NL babby
D-dexter uh F-fowler
>>69496471
Most black baseball players are, unless they're latino
>>69496471
DEEDEE
>>69496475
really makes you think
>>69496471
If I didn't know what he looked I could swear he was a white boy.
did they kick mendoza out of the booth or is she on her period?
Boomer stepped away for a round to down 7 hot dogs and a few lines of blow.
>>69496477
f-for the ch-kids
>>69496471
If a black player isn't Latino, there's a 90% chance he's a nerd
>all these grounders
>Dexter Fowler is an All Star
>>69496475
>gAy L
>>69496504
Nice clock Dexter!
if anyone is still watching this make a new thread for the finals (stanton vs duvall)
Adam Duvall's haircut makes him look like that aussie qt in oitnb
>>69496504
Greatest inventor of our generation
>>69496515
>No League
Just cardinals
>>69496519
>>69496522
Why would you make a new thread? Why wouldn't you just use one that's already made?
>>69493847
Frazier's got it
>>69496544
ok and?
>>69496504
What a retarded fuck. He gets a free ride for taking apart a clock and putting it in a pencil holder and actual talented kids have to bust their ass to make it.
>>69496399
>doing the meme wrong
>>>/reddit/
>little bit of a different guy that you're giving it to this year
what did he mean by this
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