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/trans/ - JUST KILL MY CAREER Edition


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Today's big moves:

>Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg [Bayern Munich - Southampton] £12.8m
>Gokhan Tore [Besiktas - West Ham] Loan

>Graziano Pelle [Southampton - Career Suicide League] £12m
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me
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S P U R S
P
U
R
S
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Any chance Ricardo Rodriguez ends up at a BPL club? Or is he destined for Real and massive wages?
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>>69489396
Are you not watching it?
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Leicester are getting top 4 again lads

Just thought I'd let you know
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Anyone got some good Ancelotti images? I need to get some before the season starts.
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Chelsea
United
City
Arsenal
Spurs
Liverpool
[meme team of the season]
Leicester
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6th for I love /trans/ lads
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>>69489454
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>>69489464
Absolutely no chance

United
Spurs
City
Chelsea
Arsenal
Leicester
Palace (meme of the season)
Liverpool
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>>69489394
>5th highest paid player in the world
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>>69489454
>>69489487
All i have, please credit me when you post them thank you
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>Former AZ Alkmaar and Parma forward Pelle joins ex-Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse at Shandong, who are managed by former Fulham boss Felix Magath.

>managed by le cheese injury man
wew lad
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>>69489500
>united
far too predictable
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epl's small teams are getting a bunch of good players, Negredo is about to go to one of those if I'm not mistaken
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Pelle is already 31 and they gave him an outrageous amount of money.
He would have been crazy to refuse.
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>people actually rate meme shit like Liverpool and Spurs above the champions
Lmao
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>>69489515
>Negredo
>good player
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Negredo to Liverpool confirmed lads
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>>69489454
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ancelotti+eyebrow

literally zillions
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>>69489514
I'm going by the fact that Mourinho has only not won the title 3 times.
It's boring and predictable, but he will get United to win the title
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>>69489508
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>>69489454
tried to get a thread started on the topic a few weeks back and no one gave a shit
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>>69489534
lot depends on who leaves t︃bh it's hard to predict where leicester will come
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>>69489454
Shop a gun in the place of the whistle and you'll have the perfect picture for when he goes out off the CL against Leicester.
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>>69489567
that shirt is clean AF
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>>69489576
>he goes out off the CL against Leicester.
>Carlo underperforming in the CL
I think you meant when he'll lose the league to >Shalke
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>>69489464
City
Arsenal
United
Spurs
Leicester
Liverpool
Everton
West Ham

4th/5th and 6th to 8th is a tossup imo
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American dropping some cold hard facts here

1. Manchester City - 90 points
2. Leicester City - 85 points
3. Chelsea - 83 points
4. Manchester United - 81 points
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>>69489576
>>69489612
Hopefully Ancelotti keeps his abysmal domestic record going, the Bundesliga was starting to get boring.
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United
City
Arsenal
Leicester
Chelsea
West Ham
Spurs
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>>69489640
>wenger
>outside top 4
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>>69489613
you forgot chelsea
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>>69489640
How's life on the spectrum?
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>>69489650
>United winning the league
>West Ham that high
>Spurs that low
>Liverpool not even in the top 7
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>>69489576
lel

>>69489487
>>69489511
Smugness is good, thanks.

>>69489570
Give it time. He's only just arrived.
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any trans lately lads?
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>>69489430
I am watching it but no face fancied me. I kinda liked one with her looking like a sad blob, I should look for it in the threads.
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>>69489613
>>69489672
Oops

City
Arsenal
United
Spurs
Chelsea
Leicester
Everton
West Ham

I think Spurs/Chelsea/Leicester will be extremely close, should make the end of the season interesting after Guardiola strolls to the title.
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>>69489612
>>69489642
I was just trying to meme guys, leave me alone
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>>69489743
*Liverpool in between Leicester and Everton
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>>69489725
Gf to me negotiations broke down :(
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>>69489683
I miss this mayme
>>69489710
That thumbnail makes him look like Frodo/Elijah Wood
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>>69489771
>le smug thugball man
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>>69489683
how's life after the Euro loss
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Spurs have won the league.
They are the only team with a solid base to improve on. Every other team are having major reshuffles, having to get players to gel to a new managers system etc etc.
Spurs have the players that buy into the manager's system, they play for the manager, they can build on the experience.

Only team to challenge them in that regard is Arsenal, but for some reason Arsene refuses to plug the holes in his team each year
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>>69489700
West Ham were better than Liverpool last year and have done far better in the transfer window this year. No reason for them not to do very well, esp with new stadium.

Poch's fitness meme will break Spurs with extra CL games (can't play backup there). In terms of points acquired even AVB did better than Poch

Liverpool are a collection of decent but massively inconsistent players and are a decent but massively inconsistent team. I don't see Mane and Matip changing that
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>>69489792
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend

and I also have a gf
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>Southampton sign a player
>xD XD WELCOME TO LIVRPOOL 2017 18 XD XD
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pelle is going to make 20 million per season at china, this is his 1 last payday
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>>69489766
Iktfb tfw masturbating is slowly starting to feel like nothing
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>>69489824
>West Ham were better than Liverpool last year and have done far better in the transfer window this year.

have they even signed anyone?
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>>69489869
Tore, Nordveidt, Feghouli, Bacca (incoming).
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>>69489889
literal shit
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>>69489825
Lol it's like you sat down last night and had to write down reasons to go on living
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>>69489889
Feghouli and Bacca are great signings desu
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>>69489725
me to a solitary life of no friends is progressing and it looks like a deal is nearly done
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>>69489903
West Ham's team is superior to Liverpool's in pretty much every department m8
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>>69489904
Smh you tourist isnt even updated on the meme classics
kys dumb american
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>>69489824
>Poch's fitness meme will break Spurs with extra CL games (can't play backup there)

Klopp's Dortmund team handled it just fine. They were better than Spurs are now, of course, but there wasn't any serious dropoff between their Bundesliga and Champions League form until his last year there.
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>>69489948
when did wet spam fans get so deluded?
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from last thread anyone know who she is?
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>>69489394
But why? Seriously Is he getting like €12m/year?
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>>69489961
>but there wasn't any serious dropoff between their Bundesliga and Champions League form until his last year there.
?????
half of his starters were injured during the second part of 13/14
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>>69489961
PL is higher intensity than Bayernwinslol and Poch's style is different to Klopp's. Klopp favours intense, short bursts of pressing whereas Poch is more Bielsa influenced with perpetually hard running. Bielsa disciples never win anything because of their meme approach to fitness
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>>69489970
Dunno, it is fucking boring though.
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>>69489970
When they became a more relevant team than Liverpoo.
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>>69489948
Which West Ham player would get into a combined Liverpool/West Ham starting xi other than Payet?
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>>69490039
liverpool aren't a benchmark for anything these days
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>>69489977
>>69490003
Give rightful British clay back and I'll tell you.
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>>69490009
>second part of 13/14
>2014

Exactly, Klopp's final year there. He left early in 2015, didn't he?
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>>69490003
Maybe Kimmy Granger pulling a face?
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>>69490058
cresswell
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>>69490058
Liverpool sure as hell payed a shitton of cash for Carroll
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>>69489394
>>Graziano Pelle [Southampton - Career Suicide League] £12m+ 0 post omitted.

how did they get him for that cheap? arent china clubs paying like 50m for players
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>>69489819
Spurs will bottle it like they always do, plus CL football will see them drop out of the top 4 IMO.
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>>69490058
Adrian
Cresswell
Reid
Ogbonna
Clyne
Kouyate
Can
Qtinho
Lanzini
Payet
Sturridge
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>>69490076
he left at the end of 14/15 ?
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>>69490116
One year left in the contract
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>>69489819
spurs finished 3rd in a two horse race

they are bottlers and always will be
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>>69490119
Do you genuinely believe they were actually in a title race last season?
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>>69490133
mate Valencia is better than Clyne
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>>69489970
>this coming from a Liverpool fan
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>>69490133
>Adrian
>Ogbonna
>Lanzini
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>>69490133
OK m8
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>>69490157
No, but they bottled any chance of being in the race before they put themselves in it, they should have finished above Arsenal easily and choked.
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>>69490134
Yes, he announced his resignation in April 2015 iirc, roughly one year after those injuries you were talking about started
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>>69490169
>he rates Mignoshit (the German GK is an unknown quantity atm)
>he thinks Liverpool have a decent CB
>he doesn't rate Lanzini
>he probably rates Lallana
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Now that Pelle is out of the picture is Balotelli back to being Italy's number 9?
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>>69489994

Hes getting 40m euro for his contract
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>>69490209
they started more earlier in 2014 though.
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>>69490184
But you could extend that to arsenal and city aswell, who should have been finishing higher all things condidered
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>>69490003
who is this?
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>>69490224
Sakho > Ogbonna
Firmino > Lanzini
Karius > Adrian
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>>69490184
>they bottled any chance of being in the race before they put themselves in it

If they bottled their chance before being in the race, then they were never really in it, were they? Leicester won the league comfortably, Spurs weren't really close except for a few days in early March.
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>>69490243
Hope a club buys and plays Gabbiadini

he's pretty good, hope it'll be him
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>>69490003
Her name is Tvoja Stara
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Have a feeling Watford could be next season's meme team
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>>69490246

>tfw 5th highest paid player in the world
>all I gotta do is play in China and experience some fucked up shit

Will Viktoria follow him?
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Reminder if spurs lost twice to newcastle, drew twice with west brom, and dropped points at home from a winning position against 10-man arsenal

they absolutely were in the title race, anyone who says they weren't is more than likely a spurs fan trying to make themselves feel better.
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>>69490068
B-but da we're still British clay...
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>>69490243
No. I hope it's Belotti desu. Gabbiadini, Immobile and Pavoletti are good candidates too
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>>69490280
I think 2 points, for about an hour, then the gap never closed to less than five, from whaat i remember

gotta buy that sky hype though!!
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>>69490267
But I was talking to the guy saying that Spurs where gonna win the League this season. Just pointing out they are eternal Bottlers.
City have Pep who will make them pick up points where they need, they threw away too many points to lower league teams last season. Arsenal are usually good enough to finish in Top 4, I don't think Arsenal will do it though if they don't sign a new striker and CB though.
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Bacca's agent will be in London tomorrow, he want €5m per year and they alredy agreed the fee with Milan: €30m
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>>69490321
>25 inch me
Could she be asking for a BBC any more blatantly?
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>>69489950
Do you need the Portuguese to put you back in the place, froguette?
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>>69490323
If Spurs had beaten West Brom, Chelsea, Southampton, and Newcastle, they still wouldn't have won the league.
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I thought Shandong Luneng were going to sign that other Southampton forward whose name I seem to be forgetting at the moment
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>THERE'S YOUR FAIRYTALE!
quite smug looking back at this
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>>69489889
>Bacca
why
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>>69490383
>30m for someone who'll be practically 30 when the season starts

madness
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Is there a more depressing club than Arsenal in the top 6 right now? All the others have in some impressive managers, especially liverpool getting one way above their level. Arsenal on the other hand have the same old naive man who will happily aim for 3rd but accept 4th all the same. They will probably finish above one or two of the others but at-least they have some ambition and hope to go higher instead of stagnate.
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I'm gonna miss Pelle, I'd totally go homo for him. (no homo)
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>>69490403
hah hah kill urself my man
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>>69490407
lost to newcastle twice
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>>69489889
>Tore
Average player, mentalist
>Nordveit
Gladbach bench player LOL
>Feghouli
Literally lazy and shit
>Bacca
He's bretty gud, but he's probably had his best years now.
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>>69490431
There are no good striker around tbf. Also i hope the hammers dont mind the fact that he cant stop or make a pass to save his life
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moussa sissoko to spurs when ? all he do is run he's the perfect fit
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>>69490484
>There are no good striker around tbf
Obama will be desperate to get out of the selling club that is Dortmund.
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>>69490477
>Gladbach bench player LOL
literally was the most important player out of their back 3

go away deluded liverpoo fan
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>>69490518
And go to west ham? He would also cost twice as much
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>>69490435
Wenger was a Brilliant manager, he has lost what made him good through consistency and has become stubborn. He feels every player is an investment rather than a player when looking at the Transfer market and that is where he suffers. He refuses to buy Marquee signings regularly on the basis they are a bad investment as they are overpriced and have little sell on value. He buys young talent which is good, but you need to buy experience alongside it to challenge for the title consistently. He just is deluded by his top 4 finishes into thinking he is a good transfer market manager when he isn't.
They have needed and Great CB and Striker for a few seasons now but he just goes and buys midfielders and wonders why they leak shitty goals and create so many chances and can't score anything.
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le have opinions on players you have literally never seen play thread
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le have opinions on players you have literally never seen play board
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>>69490329
I guess. You're not like the other ungrateful countries.

>>69490477
>t. Liverpoo ''''''''''''''''fan''''''''''''''''''''
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le meta comment because I'm dead inside and have nothing to add to the conversation post
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>>69490435
Didn't Arsenal end 2nd last season?
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>>69489567
DAT BOY
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>>69490576
You said no good strikers m8 just pointing one out.
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>were signing manninger

is klopp going for meme power?
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>>69490653
It was perhaps the most hollow second place in premier league history
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>>69490663
Well obvisouly ones that west ham can buy at around that price
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>>69490631
>>69490557
>Disagrees with a deluded Wet Spam fan
>Must support Livershit

/sp/ logic
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Pelle gonna make 20M a year for 2 years.
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>>69490653
some would say that they only finished second because spuds had a meltdown towards the end of the season, but they were simply overarchieving and fell down to their rightful place at the end.
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>>69490688
Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend
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>>69490653
Through sheer luck of Spurs bottling it and United and City pretty much going well fuck it in the league because they knew they have no chance winning it and had focuses in other competitions, which Arsenal had gotten knocked out of.
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>>69490653
In their dream season scenario. That was the season Wenger has been waiting for a DECADE. All the oil clubs imploded and their was his league title in sight that he could finally retire with. Instead he cocked up too and spent the majority of the season behind Spuds. Thanks to a massive choke they got second in a season they should have got 1st.
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>>69490653
And the fans unironically celebrated it.
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Which AFTV videos are the worst lads?
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>>69490725
>>69490784
In a way, Tottenham's collapse guaranteed Arsenal at least another year or two of Wenger instead of getting Koeman. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
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>Chinese club Hebei offered €50m/y salary to Higuain according to SkyCalciomercato
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>>69490876
just the ones with blacks in them
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>>69490889
they're waiting for Tuchel la
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>>69490876
the ones where they forget theyre a bunch of perma bottlers and insist they can win the league

inversely the ones after they implode are the best
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>>69490894
>€50m/y
Where the fuck are these slopes getting this cash from
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>>69490926
us, until we MAGA
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>>69490876
Has Claude been found yet?
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>>69490946
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>>69490950
Yeah

Last time I checked he was saying he was gonna through himself into a highway tho
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>>69490926
/csg/
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>>69489394
>why did nobody tell me they play in orange? I can't hang pictures of myself on my walls in this garbage
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Lucas Silva denied retiring because of a heart disease

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Lucas-silva-se-montre-rassurant-concernant-son-avenir/705721
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Looks like Basel are signing the ultimate FM meme player, and getting Balanta. They also signed Bua last week.
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>>69490981
I find it quite hard to laugh at him now, knowing he's absolutely batshit. I bet Ty was raped as a child, like that episode of the Simpsons about Flanders getting "spanked" for a year.
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1. Chelsea
2. United
POINT GAP
3. Spurs
4. City
5. Arsenal
POINT GAP
6. Liverpool
7. Crystal Palace
8. West Ham
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>>69491054
You can chart the decline of his mental health throughout the AFTV videos
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>>69491051
balanta aint shit on cherno samba
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>>69491051
>Bua
Kek, it's a childish way to say pain in Italian.
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>>69491064
>Chelsea winning
Stick to your PSGwinslol league baguette man
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>>69491064
fucking kek. West Ham are better than Palace and Livershit.
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>there are people in this thread literally right now who think conte won't flop

he doesn't have fucking bbc anymore lads
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why is everyone convinced chelsea are going to challenge next year?

all they've done so far is replace one good manager for another good manager and overpay for michy
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>>69491100
It's a shame they can't have an Embolo Bua wing partnership.
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1. City
2. Leicester
3. United
4. Arse
5. West Ham
6. Chelsea
7. Liverpoo
8. Everton
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>>69491157
>John Terry in a high line
It's gonna be hilarious again after AVB
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>>69491081
wonga cant keep getting away with this
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any updates on the greasemans juicy boipussy to my bedroom situation?
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Is Bilic being severely underrated?
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1.Nobody
2.Is
3.Arsed
4.About
5.Your
6.Retarded
7.Fucking
8.Shitty
9.Opinion
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>>69491221
Despite having a JUST haircut he is quite good
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>>69491228
>about rated lower than is
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>>69491233
Good pundit too, should be on more shows.
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>>69491196
>Conte
>high line
you'r clueless
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>>69490631
>@KopiteSterling
Can this man do anything right?
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>>69491202
Still crying after Ronnie and the boys had their way with him, will update you in the situation tomorrow
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>>69491202
>underwear lines
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Is Danny Simpson actually quite good lads
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>>69491321
no
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kante to chelsea
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>>69489604
just noticed it's a cycling shirt kek

do agree it looks better than the usual merde they wear desu
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Any updates on you're mom to my fat cock lads?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/07/11/chelsea-move-quickly-to-formalise-interest-in-ngolo-kante-amid-i/

Don't do it kante you little rat
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Predict, post and screencap your PL predictions for the season

1) Man City
2) Chelsea
3) Man United
4) Liverpool
5) Arsenal
6) Tottenham Hotspur
7) Leicester
8) Everton
9) Stoke
10) West Ham
11) Southampton
12) Swansea
13) Crystal Palace
14) Middlesbrough
15) Bournemouth
16) West Bromwich Albion
17) Sunderland
18) Watford
19) Hull
20) Burnley
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>there are "people" here who think kante isnt a 1 season wonder and wont fade away into obscurity soon
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>>69491360
it's already full of kants, so a bit nonsensical
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>>69491455
players that came from the bottom never fade away fast. unlike babbys who made their debut in a great team (like janujaz for exemple)
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>>69491390
Hurry before Zidane falls for the meme.
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>>69491455
He wasn't as effective for France and I think it'd be similar at Chelsea
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ronaldo out for 4-5 months
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>>69491444
literally fuck all reason to think liverpool will be decent.
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>>69491486
michu
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>>69491121
---------------------Courtois
--------Ivanovic----Cahill-----Zouma
Azpi------------------Matic----------------Rodriguez
----------Naingollan------Fabregas
----------------------Hazard
--------------------Batshuayi
>>
http://gianlucadimarzio.com/calciomercato/napoli-larsenal-pensa-ad-higuain-ce-stata-anche-unofferta-dalla-cina/

says that arsenal want higuain and may offer giroud as part of the deal

kek
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Any updates on the Gotze to Spurs situation? Serious question, not just memeing.
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>>69491549
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>>69491549
>Right side offering no attacking support.
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>>69491540
bony
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>>69491444
1.Swansea City
2.Arsenal
3.Man United
4.Manchester City
5.Everton
6.Feyenoord
7.Aston villa
8.Stan Collymore FC United
9.East Ham
10.Weston Super Market Paki FC
11.Our Nige of Nuneatons
12.Stockport County
13.Southampton
14.Noel Gallagher's High Flying Turds
15.West Brom
16.East Brom
17.North Brom
18.North-East Brom
19.North-West Brom
20. Wes Browm FC
21.Manchester United
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>>69491567
>di marzipan

swap deals that high profile literally never happen
>>
>tfw no /yfmoc/ thread

>>69491569
he's going to liverpool with jabby martyness lad
whey gunna wid de fukken leege
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>>69491567
Ah yes swap deals just like my fifa save! Very impressive.
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>>69491549
>batshoeyayo
>scoring goals
>hazshit being fit enough to run for even 45 minutes
>3 CB meme in the premier league

Francois pls
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>>69491549
Literally gonna finish 6th/7th

>>69491567
They'll fit each other like a glove, the biggest choker going to the biggest choker team.
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>>69491569
any talk today was that its not happening. was probably never happening to be fair.
Janssen should be announced tomorrow.
>>
Any updates on the Martini Javez to Liverpool situation?
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>>69491687
edging closer
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>>69491600
those threads always die after the game and /trans/ feels like the perfect replacement
>>
Why do spurs always take so long to complete a transfer? Any other club would have had it settled last week
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>>69491730
Who are they buying?
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Spurs for best 2nd team in the league

They would rekt Europa if they played in it this season instead of CL, should aim to finish 3rd in their group
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>>69491730
two transfers done by the end of this week would be pretty quick for Spurs
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>>69491711
bonjour une mousier bon bon cafe

>>69491730
lads, it's tottenham.
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>>69491748
They don't give a shit about EL.
They fielded their B team against Dortmund last season.
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>>69491444
1. United
2. Spurs
3. City
4. Chelsea
5. Arsenal
6. Leicester
7. Liverpool
.
.who gives a fuck
.
.
18. Burnley
19. Watford
20. Hull
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any updates on niamh to anon situation
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West Ham's talks with Bacca have finished according to Di Marzio
LGTSS
>That deluded faggot shit ham fan.
>>
>>69491817
me on the left
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>>69491535
no Europe, full season of the Klopp and already better defenders and GK
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>>69491748
It triggers me so much when people don't even bother to change the colours to the right ones

You put in a less than minimal effort >:(
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>>69491828
you're the most beautiful creature who has ever lived?
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lads... thinking back abt it I'm sure with a team like that we would be champion of the universe
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>>69491847
your left, my right
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>>69491594
forgot forest la
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>>69491817
2,1
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>>69491817
1 and 1 only.
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>>69491852
>1 (one) french name in there
kek
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>>69491817
2,1
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>>69491852
>Benzegoal
His record for France is Giroud level mate. Take your Algerian arse back to Algeria.
>Ribery
He, Benzema and Nasri are all team cancer that should stay as far away from France for the rest of their lives.
>>
>>69491841
and on the other hand, it's liverpool
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>>69491852
>gignac
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>>69491817
shes a coalburner, lid
>>
Easily top 8
>>
>>69491894
after all the shit benzema went through he would have been so angry... top scorer confirmed

rather have ribery benzema nasri than matuidi sissoko coman tbf

>>69491924
gignac is le sang mate, even if hes shit he's just...
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>>69491885
*tips*
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>>69489454
There you go mate
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>>69491943
top 8rd for de saints means liverpool will finish 9nd or 10st.
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>>69491852
Lots of lazy players in there
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>>69491748
3rd place and the CL quarterfinals imo. Maybe a title challenge with a little luck (Man City injury problems, the Emirates Stadium falling into a sinkhole, etc.).
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>>69491969
>10st
>>
Any updates on happiness to my life friends?
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>>69491976
>Man Utd Fan !Ly7MRw0CGU
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>>69491999
*with Bentaleb as the 3rd-choice central midfielder
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>>69491999
>gotze over alli

w e w
>>
reminder spurs finished 3rd in a two horse race
>>
>>69492012
Hey Peru, what's the matter?
>>
>>69492030
reminder Arsenal finished 2nd in a one-horse race and decided to celebrate it
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Thoughts? Opinions? Shitposts?
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>>69491968
>>69492013
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>>69491894
>is Giroud level mate
As is the only other choice.....Giroud. Seeing as Benzema is twice the player of Giroud it's obvious which one to play and stick with.
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SOON LA
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>>69492029

Alli would still start the first 5 games or so thanks to Dembele's suspension. And he'd probably be the first choice substitute for anyone in that attacking trio.
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>>69491999
>This entire fucking post
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>>69492029
jon snow?
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>>69492060
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>>69492030
http://www.thebeautifulgroan.com/2011/05/23/fourth-in-a-two-horse-race-the-collapse-only-arsenal-could-achieve/
>>
>>69492082
I don't think sporting can sign all of those players la
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>>69491999
Sup jewboy
>>
Hello is this the spurs and liverpool circlejerk thread?
>>
>>69492082
But Rodriguez is no winger. Why would anyone want a Götze? What is this whole post's meaning anyway?
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>>69491999
Trips confirm
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>>69489394
>pay £12m for him
>£200k+ a week wages for him
>still can't get a good camera or backround for his photo
>>
>>69492213
I think it's supposed to be Arsenal (Sanchez/Bellerin/Koscielny/Xhaka), but if it is then why on earth is Ozil not in the starting lineup?
>>
>>69492082
m8 half of these players aren't even french
>>
>>69492113
There's some great potential there.

>>69492213
>Why would anyone want a Götze?
The memes
>>
friendly reminder that if any of these pussies played in an American football league they'd be dead.
>>
ITT Livershit and Yid delusion.
>>
>>69492231
Speaking of cameras, why did you walk towards yours?
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>>69492213
>Why would anyone want a Götze?

Literally Van der Vaart 2.0
>>
Do the Chinese league sign good defenders?
I've only seen big name forwards/wingers go over there. Are they just trying to make it the most exciting league in the world by having star strikers score 125 goals per season against little Chinese fellas?
>>
>>69492320
cahill to shenshua everything but confirmed
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>>69492052
But, L'pool fans keep saying Origi, Ings, Milner, Markovic, Lucas, AllenMatip, and Flanagan are world class! How are such shining stars sitting on the bench of a mid table team?

I am sure Bayern, Real, and Barca will be swooping in soon to buy them.
>>
>>69492374
I asked about good defenders.
>>
>>69492374
tim only just left m8
>>
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>>69492320
I think they sign strikers because even one player in attack can make a huge difference by himself while defense is always a team effort. You can totally imagine Hulk styling all over those chinks manlets but can you imagine let's say Godin trying to coordinate Lee Chingping and the others to make a decent diagonal?
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>>69492052
front 4 looks good to me

need an upgrade in CM, CB and LB
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>>69492113
>>69492013
>mfw based Irishbro improves my png
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>>69492320
china is only allowed 4 foreign players plus an extra non chinese asian player so they kind of have to make the big names attackers

it's essentially the same reason why mlels does not usually sign big name defenders, as they are only allowed 3 players not paid for with peanuts
>>
>>69492414
solid post
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>>69492320
Possibly: http://int.soccerway.com/national/china-pr/csl/2016/regular-season/r34227/

>dem baba has 14 goals this season
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>>69492380
>this coming from the fuckin flip

mirth
>>
>>69492414
haha, too true anon
>>
>>69492414
Incompetent.
>>
We desperately need a good Defensive Midfielder. Danilo would be perfect.
>>
>>69492486
But he's a right back, and an incredibly shit one at that
>>
>>69492472
based Dong Xuesheng showing all those foregeiners
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>>69491943

I can see Ward-Prowse getting in ahead of Davis if Puel loves youngsters as much as I've heard he does

Long playing out wide is a bit dodgy though
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>>69492380
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>>69492486
Just spend 80 million on Kante to be mediorce.
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>>69492513
That's another Danilo
>>
>>69492513
The portugese Danilo bald black guy looked strong for Portugal in Euros at DMF
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>>69492473
>5M Irish
>100M Flips

>this coming from THE fuckin flip

You realize there are more Westerners living in Flipland than Ireland? Fuck yourself in the ass, then steal more tax money from real countries.
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>>69492536
It also depends on the kind of system Puel will deploy. I could see Davis getting the spot if Puel chooses to play a 4-3-3 with two 8's, whereas Prowsey will hopefully get the nod in a more advanced role. I really think his best performances have come from the 10 spot.

I'd imagine Long coming in central and playing off Austin. He could certainly provide some much needed runs from deep with his energetic approach
>>
>>69492618
>its a flip pretends he isnt the only flip episode

whats the mata?
>>
>>69492580
>>69492581
I know lads, just memeing
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>>69492627

Prowsey had some good performances as a number 8 at the beginning of last season and could still stake a claim there. Problem is, the last few seasons or two he's started well and then trailed off a bit.

Hopefully Puel can be the man to make him consistent.
>>
>>69491702
me as well :^)
>>
>people still predicting Arsenal out the top 4

hahaha fucking mugs. maybe this will be your year. you can't be wrong 11 seasons in a row afterall, eh?
>>
>>69492674
My favorite book in University was Dubliners, by Joyce. From the day I read that, forward, I just can't abide you lot. Your ignotance, racism and xenophobia would just add a new chapter the scum and villainy Joyce wrote about.
>>
Dortmund buying fucking Schürrle for ever 30 Million, what a retarded club
>>
>>69492414
>wanting Borthwick-Jackson
I appreciate your efford in making this squad but I just don't get why Utd can't just let go of shitty players that never produced what LvG had imagined.
>Memphis
>Smalling
>Schweinsteiger

I see Martial and Darmian in a more important role though.
>>
>>69492709
I really hope so, I love the lad. Seems like one of the few footballers who has an actual brain. That's probably why he's almost always the one to appear in the club's interviews and such. Still have a shirt with his name on it from the promotion season
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>>69492767
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>>69492757
>still content with 4th

arsenal are actually the joke of the league year after year, its great!
>>
>>69492767
wtf I hate ireland now
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>>69492784
How'd you get a photo of my brother-in-law?
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>>69492879
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>>69492782
>>wanting Borthwick-Jackson

it's odd because it was obvious he wasn't up to the standard from the get-go
>>
>>69492757
>Unironically bragging about scraping 4th for a decade
Praise the sun you weren't born an Arsenal fan lads
>>
>>69492767
joyce is a hack delete this post
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>>69492819
your a glory hunting badwaggoner from ireland mate, i'd wind your neck in if i were you. go support your local team you slithering reptile.
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>>69491549
Did Chelsea really bring in Michy to be a starter? He's wank
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>>69492618
You guys only have one working computer though. We all know it's you.
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>>69492930
Ulysses is the greatest novel of all time and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>69491444
1) Man City
2) Spurs
3) Arsenal
4) Man Utd
5) Leicester
6) West Ham
7) Liverpool
8) Chelsea
9) Everton
10) Stoke
11) Crystal Palace
12) Swansea
13) Bournemouth
14) Southampton
15) West Brom
16) Watford
17) Middlesborough
18) Sunderland
19) Burnley
20) Hull
>>
>>69492973
>implying it isnt A Storm of Swords
>>
>>69492973
dont fucking say that i swear you're pushing me...
>>
>>69492973
>Not A song of Ice and Fire
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>>69491569
Spurs allegedly met with his dad (who's now his agent I guess) twice. I don't think it's happening though, he'll probably end up at Chelsea.
>>
>>69492581
>>69492486
Porto needs to sell or fail the Financial Fair Play this year. Teams should be lowballing them this Summer for talents like Danilo, Ruben Neves and ... Brahimi I guess?
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>>69491594
good post la'
>>
>>69492973
>if it's long it's good
>>
>>69493092
thats what your mum says anyway mate
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xD
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why hasn't vardy signed that new contract yet?
>>
>>69492994
novels power ranking
The Master and Margherita (Boulgakov)
Dead Souls (Gogol)
Ada (Nabokov)
Death of Ivan Illitch (Tolstoï)

gap

V (Pynchon)
Les Faux Monnayeurs (Gide)

gap

red and black (stendhal)
cien anos de soledad (garcia marquez)

gap

madame bovary (flaubert)
oblomov (some russian guy)

gap

books that came out in the 21st century

gap

james joyce
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>>69493149
>Look at me
>I'm so smart
>I bet the fille next door will like me now
>so intellectual
>>
Think we may see some teams adopting the 3-5-2 this season also
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>>69493149
>the stranger not listed

plen
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gheorghe hagi's son is signing for fiorentina lads
he looks like a dappper young fellow, should fit in well with all of the fashionistas in italy
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>>69493174
why u mad bruv
open a book instead of downloading porn videos

>>69493179
>Camus
nah mate
>>
>>69493177
>tfw no more 343 with a box midfield and false 9

i miss u brenny
>>
>>69493149
If you have time to read books that aren't on the curriculum you're either NEET, doing Gender Studies (or worse), or have no social life at all
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>>69489549
This post deserved more upvotes.
>>
>>69493177
>We
You've literally never stepped foot in Manchester in your life you piece of shit.
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>>69493149
>no "à la recherche du temps perdu - Gaspard Proust
Shit list.
Also stop sucking russian cocks
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>>69493202
>tfw no one to play wingers as fullbacks

>>69493259
le long sentences man
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>Canada
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>>69491444
1) Chelsea
2) Man Utd
3) Man City
4) Arsenal
5) Tottenham
6) Southampton
7) West Ham
8) Liverpool
9) Palace
10) Swansea
11) Stoke
12) Boro
13) West Brom
14) Bournemouth
15) Watford
16) Everton
17) Sunderland
18) Leicester
19) Burnley
20) Hull
>>
>>69493366
>1) Chelsea

Stopped reading somewhere around this point m9
>>
>eplel
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>>69493385
why are there so many ABCs in this thread
>>
why the fuck is everyone overrating chelsea

need I remind you they finished 10th fucking place last season
>>
>>69493232
I've been in some parts you wouldn't have the balls to step in to internet big man
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>>69493366
>champions getting relegated
this would be ultimate in lel
>>
>>69493417
Like where? QUICK LAD, GET ON GOOGLE AND PRETEND LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TO PLACES.
>>
Whos the most deluded fanbase in the eplel
>>
>>69493409
Because it's easy as, 1 2 3
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>>69493434
the liverpool 96ers
>>
>>69493434
Liverpool obviously
>>
>>69493449
Tbh Liverpool is an ok club the fanbase is cáncer tho
>>
>>69493434
Newcastle. Relegation won't keep them from believing that they are a big club.
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>>69493414
Mourinho deliberately underperformed to get out of his contract because he wanted to move to Man U

the players stopped giving a shit early on in the season because they saw that Jose was trying his hardest to play with shite tactics every week and that even if they won every match under Hiddink they'd still finish outside CL

Conte will reinvigorate Chelsea and they'll win the league a lot of times tbqh
>>
>>69493495
This right here is delusion
>>
>>69493487
>who are sheffield wednesday
rumoured to have over 1,000,000,000 fans worldwide

theya re MASSIVE
>>
>>69493417
>being this much of a faggot

This is why you're contained to the outskirts whenever you do fuckng drive up for a visit
>daily reminder pep is gonna fuck mouyes brutal and without lube
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>>69493495
>Mourinho deliberately underperformed to get out of his contract because he wanted to move to Man U

Even if this bullshit was true, what does it say about manure fans who would accept someone who would do that as their manager?
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>>69493544
They are bigger than Sheffield United though.
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>>69493506
no it's a meme
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BASED
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>>69492428
>but can you imagine let's say Godin trying to coordinate Lee Chingping and the others to make a decent diagonal?


kek


lee chingping is a clever defender though, cut him some slack
>>
>>69493433
Scary parts like ur Mums pussy

In all seriousness I came to discuss the usage of 3-5-2 in the PL. Not argue with Man Shitty fans
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>>69492773
screencapping this for when he scores 30 goals a season for the next 2-3 years and goes to united/city/madrid for 80 million
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>>69493667
>implying these kids were alive when the kippax was demolished
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>>69493366
1) Manchester City
>Best Manager currently in the world and a great infrastructure to work in
2) Chelsea
>Great institution with unlimited power like City
3) Everton
>They will surprise many with a good coach and investment supposedly coming in
4) Tottenham Hotspur
>Spurs
5) Manchester United
>Mourinho will probably go down as one of the best of all time and will be given time to work with the squad like his first season with Madrid. Little horse.
6) Liverpool
>Injuries
7) Arsenal
>I'm just not impressed with them especially in this transfer window
8) Leicester City
>Surely not again but should do respectably well
9) West Bromwich Albion
>It's time for them to step up with a good head in Pulis in charge
10) Southampton
>Could go down but they always find a way sort of like Arsenal to stay afloat
11) Watford
>They have some great stock and smart minds there and should do well
12) West Ham United
>I can just see them being middle of the road
13) Middlesbrough
14) Burnley
>They should fight for it and have been unlucky for a long time
15) Bournemouth
>They will probably get FFP'd but will have a good young talented squad to work from
16) Swansea City
>Rocky time for Swansea but they have enough knowledge and talent to stay afloat
17) Stoke City
>Buying meme players will cost them
18) Hull City
>Just don't see them staying up
19) Sunderland
>This has to be the year
20) Crystal Palace
>They were awful last season
>>
>>69493831
fucking hell this is absolutely retarded
>>
>>69493495
>Mourinho deliberately underperformed to get out of his contract because he wanted to move to Man U

I almost believe this.
1 LVG was awful. United gave him 33M net last summer, indicating a lack of belief. Mourinho had to see that a firing was coming if supporters knew.
2 Mourinho has never, NEVER, acted helpless about his teams performance. He should have benched the lazy Chelsea fucks, but instead played them every game.
3 The press conferences and public statements seemed intentionally provocative, designed to force Chelsea to do something. Remember that the fans supported him until the end.
4 He wanted the United job at least since 2012.
5 Most importantly, he has been working on United transfers since January. He is supposed to have met with Pogba in Mayfair in January, with Fergie and Woodward. Sanches was lost because Mourinho demanded him but LVG vetoed him, and Benfica would not wait until after the FA Cup final...hence Bayern jumping in to buy. Mou was making decisions long before he was officially hired.

80% that Mourinho did all of this, but no one will ever admit to it. Chelsea fans, rightly, would slaughter the man.

If you have wanted a job, and you know it will be open soon, but you have a contract at another club, what do you do? Act the fool and fet fired.
>>
>>69493913
based purgatory
>>
>>69493913
>
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>>69490477
>doubting Bilic making them great

K,
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>>69493913
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>>69492618
Fuck off you pathetic sexpat
>>
>>69492819
t. livershit potatonigger
>>
>>69493913
fuck off you pathetic sexpat
>>
>>69494302
>>69494383
Shhhhhh! Don't wake up my 18 year old fucktoy!
It is 830am and she already had a hard night.
>>
>>69493434
Man U are starting to show signs of it. It'll take a few more seasons of mediocrity before we can be sure.

ATM though it's probably Liverpool, Arsenal or West Ham.
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>>69492951
Diego will start, Michy is for when Costa inevitably gets hurt / suspended.
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>tell club they need to spend
>Don't actually spend

What did he mean by this??
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>>69492819
>Liverpool don't even get Europa
>8th
>EIGHTH
>FUCKING BELOW WEST HAM
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>>69495067
>Arsenal
>Deluded

In what sense? These guys know that shit won't change while the board is willing to buy billion dollar ranches and shit instead of investing in the club.

Liverpool are the most deluded.
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>>69492380
And Manure customers like yourself are constantly insisting Carrick, Phil Jones, Chris "Le foul them early man" Smalling, Rooney, Rashford and Lingard are all world class

Not to mention Blind, Mata, Schneiderlin, Rojo, Schweinsteiger and Darmian too are also world class despite the fact they are all going to be sold off on the cheap
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Any Newcastle bros here? How do you rate our signings so far? Gayle is a bit of a punt but since Townsend was going to go anyway doing a swap seems like good business. Ritchie is a good deal imo though, like that we've gotten a new goalie too cause krul and Elliot are liabilitys. All we need now is to get rid of sissoko and invest the money in another midfielder and it'll be a pretty successful window I reckon. Haven't seen Hayden play at all mind, any hull fans rate him from last season?
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>>69497835
>thinking their average talent is world class when they've not merited any trophies to back it up

You're talking about Liverpool fans.

At least more than half of the names you've called have at least 2 PLs.
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>>69498908
Noone want legit trans talk then? Just want to argue which team is or isn't shit? Fuck you /sp/
>>
>West Ham will meet with Carlos Bacca's representatives this week to discuss personal terms over a club record move to the Olympic Stadium, according to Sky sources.

>The Hammers have activated the £26m release clause in the forward's current contract at AC Milan and will now hope to persuade him to join the club.

>£26m for a 30 year old not proven in the premier league
That's our West Ham; dumbest team in the premier league.
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http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/police-negotiators-spend-12-hours-trying-to-talk-man-out-of-crane-above-new-tottenham-hotspur-a3293436.html?amp
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Morning lads
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>>69499643
fuck off
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>West Ham lining up a 70m bid for Higuain, according to calciomercato.it (Sky Sports)

W E W
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>>69498994
Both Liverpool fans and United "fans" are deluded melts that do nothing but cling onto muh history.

Mercinho should spend that 500m on a time machine

>At least more than half of the names you've called have at least 2 PLs.

So? Everyone I named is past it or is absolute garbage, only propped up by delusional fans overrating them

Dont tell me you seriously believe Michael "le classy class of the classiest class man" Carrick still has it?
Do you actually believe Phil Jones is world class?

Fuck off manure customer
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>>69493174
>>69493216
lol

>>69499643
alri
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>>69499643
g'night m8
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>>69499755
>Carrick still has it
>Jones is world class

When did I say any of this?

If you secretly think they're world class then I have no problem with that. But I don't share those views, so don't push it down my throat.
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>>69493149
needs some Kafka
and if you didn't want to take in consideration the 21st century (even tho 100 years is there) at least put in Don Quijote

>>69493216
maybe take some of the time you spend shitposting here and open a book, retard
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>>69499323
Newcastle are shit lol
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>>69498908
I think a few clubs will come after Sissoko after his performance in the final.
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Bog Sim closing in

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/14612246.Sam_Allardyce_leaves_Sunderland_s_Austria_camp___but_club_insist_it_s__business_as_usual__despite_England_talk/
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>>69489500
>>69489464
kek

City
Arsenal
Leicester
United
Spurs
Chelsea
meme team (probably west ham)
Southampton
Liverpool
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>>69499949
his price is set for 41mio
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>>69489819
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

>the city of Spurs fans
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what went wrong lads
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>>69491549
JUST
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>>69500006
>being this retarded
literally no spurs fan thinks this you mong
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>>69500015
Someone is going to pay it, possibly palace
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>>69500080
Ausfag is at it again.
>>
honest question here, how long to players brought into china last? I feel like its a 1 - 2 season thing for the cash then they are gone. I can't imagine, even with money, that china is a nice place to live.
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>>69500111
what's the weather like in saint vincent today lad?
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>>69499754

They're fucking determined to overspend on a striker this summer.
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>>69500085
Nah, all of Pardews dealings with Newcastle have been shrewd as fuck and carefully calculated to fuck them over.

He LITERALLY signed the 2 best players Newcastle have had in a decade (Cabaye and Townsend) for cut prices.
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>>69500174
>that china is a nice place to live.
None of them really live in China. I mean, they live there, but all in closed off communities for footballers.
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>>69500190
Sun hasn't even risen, la
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>>69500224
>n closed off communities for footballers.
Still must be a bit of drag, no?
>>
So /sp/, what premier league team has done the best business in the transfer market so far in your opinion? Bournemouth for me if they manage to stay up next season and they don't sign that overrated shitter ibe
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>Burnley think £3m is enough to get one of the best championship midfielders
Dyche really is going to go down the 'muh no money' route again even with the crazy tv money they'll be getting
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>>69500330
Palace or Leicester
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>>69499852
YOU were the one that was implying they were once world class or is currently world class when YOU made the passing comment about how they had PL medals

YOU are now backpedaling because you realise how retarded you really are, kys
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>>69499530
Kane?
>>
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>>69499863
I'd rather die
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>>69500407
He's a big guy
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What did he mean by this
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>>69500330
Leicester, United, Palace have all done very good business
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>>69500418
For Yhu
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>>69500407
I've spent a year in China. I don't care how much money Pelle is earning, China is an absolute shithole. I'd rather live in Burnley
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>>69500440
I think a multimillionaire can find a slightly nicer place than you lad.
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>>69500440
bang any Chinese girls?
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>>69500422
>faketaxi
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>>69489394
he's finally found a place the arrogant cunt

hope zaza follows him
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>>69500293
Probably. I don't honestly see the point in emigrating somewhere, then recreating the environment you left.
>>
What's your favorite Sia song, lads?
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>>69500440
dunno mate, for 20 millions per year i'd do it
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>>69500085
surely no one is dumb enough to sign a player based on 3 games?
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>>69500524
The richer you are the easier it is and more likely you are to create an enclave that's just like home, but abroad. You see this with retiree Brits living over in Spain. They live in communities where everyone is British, the newspapers are British, the food is British and the language is mostly English. They essentially want nothing to do with Spain aside from the weather.
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Anyone who wants some football, U19 euros on eurosport right now.

England play France at 7pm today too
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>>69491064

>Arsenal outside the top 4

Come on fampai. It never fucking happens, regardless of how bad their squad actually is.
>>
Swansea sign some kid from Man U

https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/752789667234316288/photo/1
>>
As long as Soton keep Tadic and make another one or two decent signings they'll finish above Liverpool again.
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>>69500552
>florentino-Perez.png
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>>69500571
>tfw despite breaking the curse Germany still gets cucked even in smaller levels of play
>tfw we will never have a GK drought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIB43v42hmg
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https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/752809378525409281
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>The Sun claim another player could be set for an Old Trafford reunion - Barcelona defender Gerard Pique
>>
>people in ironically think Liverpool or Spurs will finish in the top 4

Jesus Christ
>>
>Jack Davies: Am I the only one who thinks we should be going with Howe? Absolutely fantastic manager. Also get rid of big name players.

Yes Jack, yes you are
>>
>>69500085

Palace would, but Sissoko probably wants a move to a bigger club (and I doubt a particularly big club is going to want him based off one game)
>>
>>69500640
>these guys are barely old enough to post on 4chan
feels weird
>>
>>69500350

He'll probably go for some really shit championship midfielders instead and then wonder why they are shit
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>>69500703
>it's legal to bang kids born in the year 2000
Where does time go?
>>
>>69500640
goddamn Meret is good
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>>69500693
Sissoko has been angling for a move to a CL club for ages but he's just not good enough. Palace are roughly his level.
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>>69500709
Really shit championship midfielders he's spent twice as much money on. I mean Leeds have conned £10M from bournemouth, everyone knows the prem clubs can afford stupid prices
>>
>>69500719
Surprised me too, and i was surprised that he is actually older than Donnarumma. One of them (and Scuffet) must become good enough for the NT sonner or later
>>
>Lincoln v Celtic live on BT Sport tonight
Football never really goes away
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>>69500737
Sportiello is also quite good, and he's a good age to make that step to become great imo (he's 24)
>>
>>69500724

But he doesn't seem to realise that

Would be kind of funny if he winds up rotting away at Newcastle because nobody wants to overspend on him
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>>69500763
Yeah him too, and Perin is still quite reliable. It looks like we are surprisely lacking in defenders
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>>69500781
That's what I'm worried about the most
Defenders are the hardest to replace nowadays, and even though Romagnoli/Rugani/Acerbi and the likes are good, I don't think they'll ever be world class
I hope they prove me wrong tho
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>>69493487
>in the epl
>posts championship club
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>>69491943
>No defensive midfield
17th place confirmed
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>>69491943
This team could unironically do a leicester. Lads, tenner on saints NOW
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>>69500766
Wouldn't be the first time, Papiss Cisse was once worth £35m
>>
>>69500801
let's hope neither of them pulls a Ranocchia. Thining about it nobody produces great defenders anymore
Quick trans name me good young center backs
>>
>>69500865
Nico Elvedi and Andreas Christensen. They've both done pretty well for Gladbach.
>>
>>69500865
>inb4 John Stones
>>
>>69500865
Jan Stoones
>>
>>69500865
Josema Gimenez
Lucas Hernandez
>>
>>69500647
>complete your dream move
>make a constipated face
>>
>AZ picks up Janssen in 2015 for €400k
>sells him one year later for €24m

kek
>>
>>69500913
i said good
>>
>>69500865
Fosu-Mensah
>>
>>69500927
just think about how much the Juve sport director is laughing right now
>>
>>69500944
Sam Umtiti
>>
>>69500865
How young is young?
>>
Lads, what happens if middlesbrough have signed prime city negredo instead of shitty Valencia negredo?

>You now remember that based aguero negredo partnership
>>
>>69500865
Boscagli
Diop
Lucas Hernandez
>>
>>69500954
Marotta is the king of jews
>>
>>69500979
"has about a 10 years of playing at a good level young" young
>>69501005
they are buying Pjaca too, i'm pretty mad
>>
>>69500953
he is not cb, played in reserves as cdm/box to box
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>>69501009
Don't be mad, he'll still do last second panic transfers just like every year that will be basically useless.

Hernanes comes to mind. Rinaudo. Lucio too. Fucking Martinez (12,5m) that people still shit on to this day.
>>
>>69500979
If you're Adam Johnson, younger than most
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>>69491943
really need a backup GK. g-nigga can look very good sometimes, but the spaghetti that boy carries in his pockets is unreal.

also would chose redmond over long in that position. long will inevitably get gametime in austins guaranteed injury spells.
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>>69500988
>Boro have have Negredo and Valdes
They are going to have a big culture shock living up north
>>
>>69501024
IT'S THE SHEIKH
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>>69500210
>cabaye
>signed from newcastle
>>
>>69501024
does he still have spaghetti on his hair?
>>
>>69501027
At least they'll be living in Yarm
>>
>AS claim Morata is not for sale
thank fuck.. would like to see anyone spend 65m for that
>>
>>69501027

They've already both lived up north u fucking mong
>>
>>69501027
is middlesborough really that shit compared to manchester?
>>
>>69501027
They both lived in/around Manchester not too long ago.
>>
>>69501253

Yes, it's literally the worst city in the UK.
>>
>>69501242
Manchester isn't grim north though

>>69501253
Yes
>>
>>69501253
Get a good parmo in Boro at least, and they have a funny bridge.
>>
>>69501253
As someone from Middlesbrough, it is shit.

But I love it anyway
>>
>>69501262
I thought that was Milton Keynes?
>>
>>69501262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO8yHVYof44
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>>69501276
That's barely a city, more just a roundabout with some people living off it
>>
>>69501266
literally everywhere north of the watford gap, bar some nice hidden yorkshire villages, is grim north you poortherner
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>>69489394

>Pelle

hahahahahahahahaha what a fucking total dickhead why would anyone shit their career up like this?? That's his international career over. I mean why the fuck do this when you will be a multi millionaire at the end of his career in europe??? What a fucking absolute total and complete wanker.
>>
>>69501060
That was never implied. The fact remains that Pards has done everything in his power to cuck Newcastle United since their ungrateful fans forced him out.
>>
>>69501260

footballers in manchester all live in the golden triangle in Cheshire, literally one of the best places to live in the UK
>>
Benatia to Juve when?
>>
>>69501309
>literally one of the best places to live in the UK

why?
>>
>>69501282
J E F F
E
F
F
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>>69501324
Cause you're surrounded by all the other rich people who don't want to live in manchester
>>
Guys i have a question. My brother told me that the chinese who bought Inter would buy Joao Mario for 50M with their chinese club then send him in loan to avoid financial fairplay. Is this really possible? Wouldn't it be a problem if they can just buy player and pay their salary in China while making them play in Europe?
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>>69501295
20 mil a year lad.
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>>69501372
>>69501372
>>69501372

new thread
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>>69501262
Rotherham is the worst place in the UK bar none.
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>>69501295
for the 10th time, the guy is going to turn 31 and he's getting 40m for two years, totally understandable
>>
>>69491064
>Believing the new manager meme
>No Leicester
kek
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>Berlusconi still pussyfooting and attentionwhoring, postponing the deal all the time
>Galliani traveling around the world eating dinners with agents of players he will never sign
>in b4 deal is off and a big Genoa signing

Please die B&G, for Milan's sake.
>>
>>69491444

1. Leicester
2. Chelsea
3. Man City
4. Man Utd
5. Arsenal
6. Liverpool
7. Tottenham
8. Everton
9. West Ham
10. Stoke
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>>69491444

1. West Ham
2. Man City
..................
19. WBA
20. Hull
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>>69489576
Here you go senpai
10 hours in photoshop
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>>69500210
If he wants to keep taking mercenaries from >us who sleepwalked us to relegation that's fine by me. When they inevitably do the same for him it'll be all the sweeter
>>
>>69501298
He also did everything in his Power to fuck up his own reputation, his own potential at an England managers job, his credibility and his new team. The man is a complete joke, how he's still operating in the top flight boggles my noggin.

I mean bolasie carried that team last season and they nosedived when he wasn't around to pull them out of his tactical quagmire, and now pards is replacing him with Townsend and he is linked with moves all over the shop.

Plus why do you buy relegated Townsend for cash + (PLUS) trading a young English striker you personally told everyone could be a future GOAT ... Just after a season where you had 0 strikers and still refused to give him gametime.

Pards being a good manager is such a fucking meme just cause he does cringey arrogant stuff. Sick of it.
>>
>>69491748

shit team desu

>kane
lol
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