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poogba to yanited is off edition
ronaldo is good ronaldo is great sub edition
>Vincent Janssen to take Tottenham medical today and news of a player undergoing a medical at Southampton.
LITERALLY WHO
>letting oscshit model your kit
poop made a 54m bid for an atletico player
Wow, we actually got Danny Ward on loan from Liverpool.
>lost the Euro
>TdF break
tough day lads, but maybe some updates on the Javi Martinez to liverpool situation will cheer me up
>>69480876
Almost a done deal la
any updates on the Witsel to Everton situation?
>>69480596
Why do Spurs do this? They must sign and sell 10 players every season.
>FA in talks with Steve Bruce about the England job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69480890
he's off to Napoli lad
>>69480664
I swear every time I see Matic his face gets smaller and smaller
>>69480664
damn, Matic looks like he wants to kill himself
>>69480907
Thought it was Big Sam. Either way I'm not watching England anymore until the WC
>>69480907
Fucking hell.
If it's going to be an English manager for England Big Sam is literally the only choice.
>>69480582
What's the moron OP? Where are the ones with half a brain or better?
Bog Sim his England Manager
>>69480664
Oscshit confirmed for staying
Nice pyjama though.
Éder to Real Madrid when
>>69480876
My inside sources tell me Bayern are prepared to go for a swap deal which includes Mignolet.
some swedish Fulham winger to Nantes
-------migerlolel
firminho - milner- henderson - coutinho
---------origi - allen - lallanna
---bentekke - ballotelli - sturidge
What did he mean by it really makes you think?
>>69480596
>a player undergoing a medical at Southampton
it's hojbjerg
>>69481026
t. reddit
>>69481026
Will look good at Liverpool next season.
Any updates on the Sissoko to Barcelona situation?
WHEN WILL SWANSEA SIGN SOMEONE GOOD
Fantasy PL was meant to be up and running today >:(
>>69481026
I like this, as long as he won't get in front of Ward-Prowse. This is his year
>>69481092
Javi Martinez soon
>>69481092
they don't need to sign anyone as long as they have you
>>69480949
Why are England such a meme nation? We're not fighting a relegation scrap, why hire big sam?
>>69481107
what is Prowsey good at though
aside from free-kicks
>>69481092
When will bournemouth sign someone over 23 years old
>>69481140
>We're not fighting a relegation scrap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018%E2%80%9319_UEFA_Nations_League
honestly adding relegation to international football will be hilarious. can't wait for it to start desu
>>69481145
He brings a lot of energy, and is excellent at pressing. His vision is brilliant, and even though he doesn't quite have the passing skills to utilise it fully yet, I believe this is just a matter of time. Also he rarely loses the ball, and is just very good at recycling possession. He's not very spectacular, but I see some Xavi in him.
Also he's smart
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>69480840
He looked brilliant at Arberdeen. Shame Liverpool cucked them by ending the loan premature.
>>69481303
so close to being done
>Pelle to Shandong Luneng is official
>>69481543
>Have a good Euros
>Go to China
Why?
>>69481577
He wants to feel like a hero and a good player, so he plays in a shit league. Honestly I would do the same, pick a good team from a not so good league and become a hero for the fans.
>>69481577
Money innit
40 million for two years, I'd take that with both hands
>>69481600
>>69481613
Fair enough, thought a MLS team would offer some bigbux due to the Euros though.
>>69481657
mlels only get free transfers
>Ronaldo gets injured. It looks like a genuinely a bad one. He gets treatment, walks off the pitch and then decides to play on. Fine, nothing to see here. After another five minutes where he is clearly mobile enough to run into the penalty area and challenge for a header, he signals to the bench to be substituted and commences approximately 110 mins of obscene narcissism.
>After showing how mobile he is just seconds before, he decides he needs to sit in the middle of the pitch and requires a stretcher to aid him from it. A nice couple of minutes being center of attention with the World’s cameras pointed at him. For the rest of normal time there was clearly not many opportunities for him to preen himself in front of the lenses, but as soon as the 90min whistle was blown and the cameras focused on the huddled teams, he grabbed the opportunity to make himself seen again. Moving between each and every player and giving them a morale-boosting word in their ears – the same ears that he has screamed into all tournament when they have not passed to him or had the audacity to make a mistake. During extra time, the man that required four people to carry him from the field replaced Fernando Santos as manager and jumped and shouted his way around the technical area (I don’t recall any player, ever, doing something similar). If you can read lips then you’ll know he was shouting “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” (in Portuguese, obviously).
>When the goal went in I turned to my wife and said “as soon as the whistle goes then the TV goes off” (which she was quite happy about anyway). I could not bear to see him make himself the center of attention once again. Lo and behold the one image I saw on the news this morning was the Portugal team celebrating, trophy in front of the group and in front of the trophy was Ronaldo, arms and legs spread on the turf like he was trying to make a snow angel, quite literally making himself the biggest part of the photos that would shoot around the globe.
>>69481782
do you really expect me to read all that shit
>>69481782
He's right but he sounds mad, who is he?
>>69481796
its quite funny
>>69481801
>who is he?
One of the upstanding fanboys who uniroincally argue about Messi vs Ronaldo.
>>69481801
>He's right
no he isnt
>tfw it's another ronaldo/messi wins the ballon d'or episode
>>69481500
He'll need to be good, bound to be load of defensive fuck ups with all the new players we've signed.
>>69481782
It's amazing the mental contortions people will go through in order to shape events to some pre-existing narrative.
>>69481543
Lol why, he could play in any Serie A club.
>>69482122
He needs to leave Europe until people forget about that penalty.
>>69482144
Zaza plays in fucking Italy and he's fine
>>69482122
hes a weeb
>>69482184
Zaza missed ironically though, Pelle was actually trying to score.
>>69482144
It wasn't as bad as Zaza. At least Pellè scored some nice volleys and is handsome af
>>69481801
>He's right
>>69480664
Isn't that the Wales away kit?
who can stop them lads?
>>69482228
Fucking Zaza. Never trusted him for a minute.
>>69482358
poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCXek6D-nWo
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>69482358
>Kompany
Has he not retired yet?
>>69482122
125k per week
>>69482358
>ter stegen
>never fit aguero
>same with gundogen
>nolitio no where near good enough for city
not even gonna start on your shit defence
>>69481247
How would you rate Clasie?
>>69482358
>0 (ZERO) english players
No one can stop that team I'm afraid.
Top 4 y/n?
hello guys
>>69482569
Kek
>>69482570
Easily.
United
Spurs
Chelsea
Arsenal
>>69482228
I think Zaza was trying to prove that in a society who base social success and rewards around being popular before and good later, failing memorably is better than succeeding. Do you remember who scored his penalty kick? of course you don't, those people don't exist in the mind of most watchers, from which we can argue that they don't exist at all, or will stop existing soon.
On the other hand Zaza was made immortal or at least he will outlive other players, because people will remember his miss, to the point of making him his miss in a process of synecdoche where a part becomes the whole.
Zaza in 5 steps managed to prove that failing is achieving success, probably the greatest philosophical act so far of this century.
>>69482648
top kek
>>69482572
>being relatively white
>still looking like a roach
I feel bad for him desu
>>69482648
You don't think City will make the top 4? They have arguably the best squad as well as the best manager. If they can stay healthy then they're the favorites imo.
>>69482706
The City squad is arguably too thick to go for Poop's tactics
>>69482358
The doctors. City are a walking injury list.
>>69482706
Arsenal are a lock ofc
Chelsea have an equally good squad that is typically healthier
Tottenham have an actual defense
United have a 1st season Mourinho
>Chelsea and Inter wanna buy João Mario
fuck off you CL'less shits
>>69482662
kekkest
>112 million pound Pogba bid rejected
Uh...wut
>>69482825
>jewventus
That's why.
>>69482706
>the best manager.
Next season is going to be fun.
>>69482842
I don't even...
My dad works for Nintendo and he is a faggot
>>69482825
'United is interested in Pogba, but Juve like any other European top club does not want to sell its top players. The bianconeri don’t want to sell him, they want to renew his contract. Everyone likes him but Juve want to keep their best players.'
That is the actual quote. United have not even bid yet.
>>69482869
What do Juventus need £112m for?
>>69482890
didnt want him anyway hes shit
>>69482662
tbf the British have long been pioneers in this field.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_of_the_Light_Brigade
>>69482893
To replace Pogba.
>>69482893
bribes
>>69482706
They are risking everything on Poop Guardiolel not being a meme.
>>69482890
Makes sense, Juve are arguably the 4th (5th) team in Europe after Barca, Bayern, Real (Athletico).
And they don't need to sell for the money, they only thing clubs like ManU have over them is the ability to pay higher wages
>>69482965
Easier just to keep him then
>Sam Allardyce: No contact over England job from FA
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36766990
I bet florentino perez is discussing with his board right now how much they'll pay for Sissoko
Sissoko ain't gonna stay in Newcastle right? that man was an absolute beast
>>69482996
And he just sits there, waiting, with his Powepoint presentation...
>>69482979
That huge unveiling they did for him and all the money he's being promised, they've pretty much made it impossible for him to live up to expectations already.
I don't care how good a manager you are, nobody can walk the premier league. Chelsea looked like they might and didn't even make it til January before they had to start grinding out 1-0s and the occasional draws to stay on top of the league.
He'll suffer more embarrassing defeats in his first season in the Premier league than in his entire tenure at Bayern.
>>69482662
I think i'm going to write my dissertation on this now lad, title it 'How missing a Penalty Changed the World, or Zazaism'. I will credit 'italian anon on mongolian basket weaving forum' don't worry you won't be forgotten
>>69483025
Do you really think Big Sam gives a powerpoint presentation?
>>69483025
you mean his pukka pies, stella cans and massive gold chains?
>>69483038
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/sam-allardyce-lack-of-powerpoint-facilities-cost-me-the-england-job-a6692191.html
>>69483030
Fuck this post made me hard.
Can't wait for MOTD after his first home loss to West Ham
>>69483038
>>69483050
>"I wanted to do a real knock-your-socks-off interview for the FA, so I put together a PowerPoint which looked at every single detail," Allardyce wrote in his new book, Big Sam: My Autobiography, which is being serialised in the The Sun.
>"There was nothing missing. Nobody but nobody was going to beat it.
>"But then Brian Barwick, the chief executive, told me there were no PowerPoint facilities at the interview venue, so I had to print off hard copies for the panel.
>"So much for the progressive FA."
He truly is the Trump of football managers
>>69483038
>"I wanted to do a real knock-your-socks-off interview for the FA, so I put together a PowerPoint which looked at every single detail.
>"There was nothing missing. Nobody but nobody was going to beat it.
>"But then Brian Barwick, the chief executive, told me there were no PowerPoint facilities at the interview venue, so I had to print off hard copies for the panel.
>"So much for the progressive FA."
>>69482648
with the team pep's building there's no chance city will finish out of the top 4. You're fucking insane. They'll have a goat defence and the best attacking players in the league. You literally don't even need tactics. Just give them the ball and they'll score goals.
>>69482958
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
>>69483109
lol
>>69483109
>You literally don't even need tactics. Just give them the ball and they'll score goals.
>Americans
>>69483054
>>69483082
>>69483087
Now I'm wondering what McClaren did to get the job.
>>69483109
lel
>>69483109
This factors in Aguero's inevitable injury?
>>69483132
Sucked off Greg Dyke or whoever it was at the time.
>>69483109
>You literally don't even need tactics. Just give them the ball and they'll score goals.
>>69483132
>be english
>dont get relegated
>have a good cup run
>>69483030
>>69483076
this is called denial, gentlemen. Pep will do great. No one said he'll walk the league but with the players he'll attract and the starting xi he'll form, he's guaranteed success.
>>69483182
>that image
>>69483213
The guy who draws them is a redditor and uses old memes in the Guardian.Bizzare.
>>69483250
>Bizzare.
fuck off opta
![[███████████████████████████].png](https://i.imgur.com/wBsfwpb.png "[███████████████████████████].png")
>>69483109
HAIL MARY
>>69483250
Considering that he lives in Australia I assumed he was one of the shitposters on /sp/ desu.
>>69483109
Let me tell you a story.
Last season, Liverpool was told to just go out and score against League 2 Carlisle United in a League Cup game. They literally ran down the pitch and shot, over and over and over. 58 shots in all, and only 6 for Carlisle. Dominated physically and tecnically.
1-1 after extra time. Carlisle had an organized defense and forced Liverpool to take 30 yard shots, Liverpool hadn't worked on tactics to break them down.
>>69483250
Except that he's not
>Gazza's had hundreds of thousands of pounds spent on him to give him the best help there is for addiction treatment
>Still drinks
>People feel sorry for him
Fuck that weak willed cunt.
>>69483408
>>69483413
I know, just baiting out my fellow /r/soccer bros.
>people honestly thinking city will finish outside the top 4
how? they're being linked with the best defenders/midfielders in europe. If anything it's mourinhio who's destined to fuck up like he always does. 100 million on nigger schwinsteiger what a joke. City are being linked with actually good, non meme players.
>>69482358
They better have the entire bench being English because FA rules say you need 8 home grown players in your squad of 23.
>>69483506
>how?
hired a meme manager a year too late
>>69483506
Ikr? You just buy all the good plays and they sort themselves out.
>>69483506
>being linked with
Their biggest signing so far is perma-crocked Gundogan
>>69483530
he's only 45 la. He's hardly reached his prime.
>>69483109
>
>guardiola as manager
>don't need tactics.
dude... just go watch some baseball or whatever the fuck you usually watch
>>69483557
poop got found out years ago la
neil lennon showed everybody how to beat him
>>69483538
>muh pep can't into tactics meme
you're retarded. He's a fucking fantastic coach. Most of the players he's managed say the same thing.
>>69483498
Do you and are you though?
>>69483506
they've hired the king of possession football just as nearly the entire league has switched to playing on the counter
they sure as fuck are going to need the best defenders in Europe
City can't win anything with shitty super hyped players such as Kolarov, De Bruyne, Mangala, Joe Hart, etc.
Are there any football players like OK Simpson
>>69483598
yeah that's why he lost only 6-7 times in 3 years.
is there anything worse than american city fans
>>69483414
Should have let Moat execute him on live tv.
>>69483506
>it's mourinhio who's destined to fuck up like he always does
>>69483648
this.
>>69483600
>>69483638
With stacked teams in 2 team leagues.
It's not fucking impressive. Go take over Redditch FC and take them to the EPL.
>>69483657
he's old and outdated. Pep has superior tactics. He got the better of him in barca and he'll do the same at city.
>>69483657
>>69483648
Only the IoM Liverpool fan.
>>69483638
yes, in the only relevant games they had
>>69483692
>He got the better of him in barca
Mou won the league with record points and goals against pep's barca
>>69483648
Dutch city fan
>>69481107
If Puel loves youth as much as people say, then I hope Ward-Prowse will get more game time regardless.
Any Chelsea rumors besides Koulibaly?
>>69483720
only in one year. Jose got rekt in the champions league and before that barca were cleaning house.
>>69483692
you are crazy Jamal. Guardiola had Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o, Pique, Puyol... probably the best squad ever in Barcelona.
Mourinho had to deal with bulshit from eveyone. Casillas, Valdano, etc.
Then again in Chelsea. That beef with Eva Carneiro ruined is second season.
Guardiola won the league with Bayern Munich. Everyone can win the league with them.
>>69483648
I really like New York
>>69483738
we're getting nilmar
>>69483755
>>69483600
Weren't you the one who said that his teams don't need tactics? >>69483109
>>69483809
Can you blame him for pretending to be someone else now?
>>69483755
fuck off with your stats LMAO this aint baseball moron
>>69482553
I like him way more than I did Niggyama, he seems pretty good at reading play and positioning himself correctly, especially defensively. He need some continuity though, and so far the injuries have come in the way of that. I rate him above Romeu, but I can see why he is needed to provide a physical presence in some matches
>>69480916
Typical slav feature actually, looks infinetely better on women than on men.
>>69483620
Kolarov is based
will this guy ever recover?
>>69483840
In the real world, having a career 66% win percentage means something. Literally that the fatburger is an idiot.
Hakim Ziyech to where, when
>>69483926
>>69483926
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/07/11/england-manager-search-fa-plan-steve-bruce-talks-this-week/
the world cup is literally ours once again
>>69483926
well, Mourinho isn't better than Guardiola
>>69483692
>He got the better of him in barca
They were in La Liga at the same time for two seasons, and in that time Barca won the title and Real won the title. Seems pretty even to me.
>>69483926
>>69483967
>>69483970
>>69483985
>Poop plays with stacked teams
>somehow manages to win
>OMG HE'S DA GREATEST :DD
Take over a League 2 club and take them to the EPL in 5 years. Then you'll be good. Until then, he's a guy who gets paid mega bucks for not being a retard when it comes to picking a team in leagues where there is only 2 good teams.
>>69483983
>Steve Bruce
If he'd lost that playoff final he'd be nowhere near the reckoning. You could have stopped this, Sheffield Wednesday, with your team of vanilla midgets and that big Dothraki lad up front.
>>69484053
>Mourinho coached shit teams
>>69484066
He won a CL with freaking Porto. That is a big accomplishment.
>>69484094
also that pinoy talking about win %. Pep have a bigger % than Mourinho.
>>69484094
were you even watching football back then???? Their team was miles ahead of Monaco's team
>>69483751
he didn't 'get rekt' by any stretch of the imagination
>>69483751
you said pep 'got the better of him' I pointed out that that clearly was not the case with record points and goals haul, now you are backpeddling
>>69484094
>>69484066
I didn't deny that. I'm just saying that Poop isn't special because of his win rate in 2 league teams. With City he has an unlimited budget, yet again, but we'll see how he deals with a league where there is 4-6 good teams.
Dutchbros, please tell me about Ricardo van Rhijn, is he shit?
>>69484121
In response to fatburger who said Mourinho always fucked up. I didn't say he had the highest percentage, and never mentioned Pep.
>>69484121
Since 1997. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
>>69484169
just because he moved at top from the start doesn't mean he's shit. He re-invented barca's style of play (and maybe the shape of football as a whole). I feel like he doesn't get enough credit here because of dumb contrarians. Do you think Bog Sim could have been able to play the same football as guardiola ???
>>69484187
Typical Ajax memester/systembabby
>>69484209
most powerful race
>>69484209
>>69484210
>He re-invented barca's style of play
All Cruyff
you ruined this thread lads
thanks
>>69481782
>If you can read lips you'll know he was shouting "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
holy shit, this is awesome pasta. seems like the poster is kind of butthurt for the amount of emotional investment into this endeavor tho.
If you're wondering who's spamming the chink pictures it's poleaboo the paki who bandwagons man city.
>>69484219
But that's what you said about Denswil who (after more than a year of drilling and converting his arrogant ass) turned out to be not completely shit after all. Is he at least a bit talented or no?
>>69484241
Cruyff, Van Gaal and Rijkaard. But Pep finished the work and gave a more defined shape to it. I'm not saying he's the one that did everything, he was just massively important to Barca's success
Wouldn't mind Man City going on a tear and ruling the premiership for a few years. Maybe win the CL one year too just to rub it in to manure fags.
City are honestly quite a likeable club.
>>69484257
Mad.
>>69484210
The fact he had a stacked team allowed him to experiment because whatever happens, the team would be able to win.
I just don't rate a guy who has been at the top since day 1, unlimited funds day 1, the ability to buy anybody in the world from day 1 and has managed teams in leagues where there is 2, MAYBE 3 at best, decent teams.
Again, EPL will either cement his place or expose him as a fraud.
Daily Mirror
Sam Allardyce will be interviewed for the England job this week, with the appointment becoming a straight fight between him and Jurgen Klinsmann.
Manchester United are closing in on a world record £100m deal for France's Euro 2016 star Paul Pogba.
Tottenham are set to miss out on Mario Gotze who looks set for a move to Borussia Dortmund instead.
Georginio Wijnaldum is set to plead with Newcastle not to price him out of a move to Tottenham.
Liverpool winger Jordon Ibe is stalling on a move to Bournemouth - despite the clubs agreeing a £15m fee - as he waits to hear other offers.
Meanwhile, Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, has agreed personal terms with Crystal Palace and the move could be completed today.
Chelsea fear Everton are poised to drive up the price for Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly.
Daily Mail
Manchester United are ready to open the bidding for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba this week.
Tottenham Hotspur target Mauro Icardi's wife says Inter Milan have put her husband up for sale.
Joe Hart will be under immediate pressure to keep his first-team place at Manchester City under Pep Guardiola with German goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen now expected to join this month.
Arsenal have no intention of selling Alexis Sanchez this summer, according to Juventus director general Giuseppe Marotta.
Mario Gotze will soon decide between offers from Tottenham Hotspur and Borussia Dortmund.
Lyon club president Jean-Michel Aulas says Arsenal have not lodged a bid for Alexandre Lacazette, and the 25-year-old striker is likely to stay on in Ligue 1 next season.
Everton have made an inquiry for Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly, a player Chelsea have already tabled a bid for.
Watford are closing on the signing of Napoli defender Juan Camilo Zuniga, with talks ongoing over a £1m deal.
Swansea City striker Bafetimbi Gomis is in talks over a return to French football with Marseille.
>>69484327
>MAYBE
Nah just 2. Ateltico got gud after Pep left to Buyern.
>>69484273
actually pakis support manure and arsenal
proxy OFF
>>69484327
>where there is 2, MAYBE 3 at best, decent teams.
no it's just that Real and Barca are too superior for the other teams
this doesn't happen in the prem btw, where teams in absolute shambles like Arse or Man city can still finish top4
>>69484318
>City are honestly quite a likeable club.
come on now
I like some of the players though
>>69484353
>>69484353
The Sun
Manchester United are on red alert as Real Madrid have officially ended their interest in Juventus star Paul Pogba.
Meanwhile, Jose Mourinho plans to move out eight members of his United squad, including defenders Guillermo Varela and Tyler Blackett
Arsenal target Arda Turan is available for as little at £23m as Barcelona look to cut their losses on the midfielder.
Everton have joined Southampton and Leicester in the pursuit of Sporting Lisbon defensive midfielder William Carvalho
Daily Star
Sam Allardyce will be interviewed for the England job this week with the FA ready to appoint a new manager by the end of the month.
Chelsea are in pole position to sign Zenit St Petersburg midfielder Axel Witsel.
Daily Express
Sam Allardyce will be interviewed for the England job this week.
The Times
Chelsea's players will return to training today braced for the hardest pre-season of their careers as Antonio Conte starts work at the club.
Daily Telegraph
The Football Association is intent on appointing an English successor to Roy Hodgson as England manager with Sam Allardyce and Eddie Howe the leading candidates.
The Guardian
Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce is to be interviewed for the England manager's job by the Football Association this week.
>>69484353
>Mauro Icardi's wife
Oh boy, I can't wait for the papers to open that can of worms
>>69484390
>>69484376
Compated with utter cancer clubs like manure, arsenal, west ham, newcastle and chelsea, yes, Man City are quite likeable.
>>69484390
stop fucking spamming that fucking flip image
spamming the slip pasta is what killed /trans/ the first time
>>69484318
>City are honestly quite a likeable club.
for neutrals at least
there are a lot of man united and arsenal fans that dont like city, and the lower-league-larrys of this world that get mad at the idea of money foreign owners and the brown man who lives down the road
>>69484390
What happened to your trip anyway? Did you burn it when you went into hiding and became a Chelsea supporter?
>>69484408
>https://twitter.com/ScioperoSport/status/749215786183655424
>brits still think their league is the best one
when are yall going to understand
>>69484464
>THAT flag
>THIS topic
>>69484390
>>69484464
>lyon in 2nd place
>still closer to relegation than 1st
>>69484408
>>69484433
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
>>69484499
the fact that my league is shit makes me perfectly objective and impartial. Unlike you deluded brits
Gokhan Tore went to West Ham? This is the guy who once held two team mates at gunpoint?
How can one club be so stupid? Why do West Ham like players with shit attitudes so much?
>>69484318
>City are honestly quite a likeable club.
They are just the new Chelsea who are arguably the least likeable club.
>>69484433
Sorry mate, we won't do it again.
>>69484433
>>69484509
>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN Belgium TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"
The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.
Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.
You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.
>>69484548
is that you roosterman?
Eredivisie watchers, is Janssen going to flop in the Premier League?
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
>>69484526
>brits
EPL stands for English Premier League. Just because we have two snowflake Welsh teams in it doesn't make us BPL.
Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland all have their own league.
>>69484632
and none of those leagues are good
>from slip to flip
>>69484621
maybe
It seems like you are talking a lot of shit about Pep's tenure in England /sp/, you better watch your mouth since YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG AND GETTING BTFO
Seriously, every time you guys talk this kind of shit, it ends up being rammed back up your asshole.
>>69484709
shut up retard
I love pep but there's many reasons that could justify his future failure
>>69481140
Tbh, knockout football is a lot closer to relegation scraps than normal league games.
>Ronaldo was the good guy all along
Execute me
>>69484709
your as bad as ring ring dutch man you fucking faggot, i cant wait to watch you eat shit next season
>>69484658
I didn't claim that. Where are you getting this information from?
>>69484765
>replying to a 4 (four) hour old posts
'no'
>>69484801
from my opinion of football connoisseur
>>69484709
Pep is a prick. If he took over Watford and got them to Top 4. He'd be praised. But he took over the richest club (in terms of transfers) with a stacked team, which always gets Top 4. He's going to have to win a double within 2 seasons or he's going to be a flop.
>>69481043
for £30M
>mfw flippy's been chased away for another day
>>69484843
pajeet showed up instead
>>69484802
Shouldn't you be dying of a heart attack?
