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poogba to yanited is off edition
ronaldo is good ronaldo is great sub edition
>Vincent Janssen to take Tottenham medical today and news of a player undergoing a medical at Southampton.
LITERALLY WHO
>letting oscshit model your kit
poop made a 54m bid for an atletico player
Wow, we actually got Danny Ward on loan from Liverpool.
>lost the Euro
>TdF break
tough day lads, but maybe some updates on the Javi Martinez to liverpool situation will cheer me up
>>69480876
Almost a done deal la
any updates on the Witsel to Everton situation?
>>69480596
Why do Spurs do this? They must sign and sell 10 players every season.
>FA in talks with Steve Bruce about the England job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69480890
he's off to Napoli lad
>>69480664
I swear every time I see Matic his face gets smaller and smaller
>>69480664
damn, Matic looks like he wants to kill himself
>>69480907
Thought it was Big Sam. Either way I'm not watching England anymore until the WC
>>69480907
Fucking hell.
If it's going to be an English manager for England Big Sam is literally the only choice.
>>69480582
What's the moron OP? Where are the ones with half a brain or better?
Bog Sim his England Manager
>>69480664
Oscshit confirmed for staying
Nice pyjama though.
Éder to Real Madrid when
>>69480876
My inside sources tell me Bayern are prepared to go for a swap deal which includes Mignolet.
some swedish Fulham winger to Nantes
-------migerlolel
firminho - milner- henderson - coutinho
---------origi - allen - lallanna
---bentekke - ballotelli - sturidge
What did he mean by it really makes you think?
>>69480596
>a player undergoing a medical at Southampton
it's hojbjerg
>>69481026
t. reddit
>>69481026
Will look good at Liverpool next season.
Any updates on the Sissoko to Barcelona situation?
WHEN WILL SWANSEA SIGN SOMEONE GOOD
Fantasy PL was meant to be up and running today >:(
>>69481026
I like this, as long as he won't get in front of Ward-Prowse. This is his year
>>69481092
Javi Martinez soon
>>69481092
they don't need to sign anyone as long as they have you
>>69480949
Why are England such a meme nation? We're not fighting a relegation scrap, why hire big sam?
>>69481107
what is Prowsey good at though
aside from free-kicks
>>69481092
When will bournemouth sign someone over 23 years old
>>69481140
>We're not fighting a relegation scrap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018%E2%80%9319_UEFA_Nations_League
honestly adding relegation to international football will be hilarious. can't wait for it to start desu
>>69481145
He brings a lot of energy, and is excellent at pressing. His vision is brilliant, and even though he doesn't quite have the passing skills to utilise it fully yet, I believe this is just a matter of time. Also he rarely loses the ball, and is just very good at recycling possession. He's not very spectacular, but I see some Xavi in him.
Also he's smart
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>69480840
He looked brilliant at Arberdeen. Shame Liverpool cucked them by ending the loan premature.
>>69481303
so close to being done
>Pelle to Shandong Luneng is official
>>69481543
>Have a good Euros
>Go to China
Why?
>>69481577
He wants to feel like a hero and a good player, so he plays in a shit league. Honestly I would do the same, pick a good team from a not so good league and become a hero for the fans.
>>69481577
Money innit
40 million for two years, I'd take that with both hands
>>69481600
>>69481613
Fair enough, thought a MLS team would offer some bigbux due to the Euros though.
>>69481657
mlels only get free transfers
>Ronaldo gets injured. It looks like a genuinely a bad one. He gets treatment, walks off the pitch and then decides to play on. Fine, nothing to see here. After another five minutes where he is clearly mobile enough to run into the penalty area and challenge for a header, he signals to the bench to be substituted and commences approximately 110 mins of obscene narcissism.
>After showing how mobile he is just seconds before, he decides he needs to sit in the middle of the pitch and requires a stretcher to aid him from it. A nice couple of minutes being center of attention with the World’s cameras pointed at him. For the rest of normal time there was clearly not many opportunities for him to preen himself in front of the lenses, but as soon as the 90min whistle was blown and the cameras focused on the huddled teams, he grabbed the opportunity to make himself seen again. Moving between each and every player and giving them a morale-boosting word in their ears – the same ears that he has screamed into all tournament when they have not passed to him or had the audacity to make a mistake. During extra time, the man that required four people to carry him from the field replaced Fernando Santos as manager and jumped and shouted his way around the technical area (I don’t recall any player, ever, doing something similar). If you can read lips then you’ll know he was shouting “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” (in Portuguese, obviously).
>When the goal went in I turned to my wife and said “as soon as the whistle goes then the TV goes off” (which she was quite happy about anyway). I could not bear to see him make himself the center of attention once again. Lo and behold the one image I saw on the news this morning was the Portugal team celebrating, trophy in front of the group and in front of the trophy was Ronaldo, arms and legs spread on the turf like he was trying to make a snow angel, quite literally making himself the biggest part of the photos that would shoot around the globe.
>>69481782
do you really expect me to read all that shit
>>69481782
He's right but he sounds mad, who is he?
>>69481796
its quite funny
>>69481801
>who is he?
One of the upstanding fanboys who uniroincally argue about Messi vs Ronaldo.
>>69481801
>He's right
no he isnt
>tfw it's another ronaldo/messi wins the ballon d'or episode
>>69481500
He'll need to be good, bound to be load of defensive fuck ups with all the new players we've signed.
>>69481782
It's amazing the mental contortions people will go through in order to shape events to some pre-existing narrative.
>>69481543
Lol why, he could play in any Serie A club.
>>69482122
He needs to leave Europe until people forget about that penalty.
>>69482144
Zaza plays in fucking Italy and he's fine
>>69482122
hes a weeb
>>69482184
Zaza missed ironically though, Pelle was actually trying to score.
>>69482144
It wasn't as bad as Zaza. At least Pellè scored some nice volleys and is handsome af
>>69481801
>He's right
>>69480664
Isn't that the Wales away kit?
who can stop them lads?
>>69482228
Fucking Zaza. Never trusted him for a minute.
>>69482358
poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCXek6D-nWo
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>69482358
>Kompany
Has he not retired yet?
>>69482122
125k per week
>>69482358
>ter stegen
>never fit aguero
>same with gundogen
>nolitio no where near good enough for city
not even gonna start on your shit defence
>>69481247
How would you rate Clasie?
>>69482358
>0 (ZERO) english players
No one can stop that team I'm afraid.
Top 4 y/n?
hello guys
>>69482569
Kek
>>69482570
Easily.
United
Spurs
Chelsea
Arsenal
>>69482228
I think Zaza was trying to prove that in a society who base social success and rewards around being popular before and good later, failing memorably is better than succeeding. Do you remember who scored his penalty kick? of course you don't, those people don't exist in the mind of most watchers, from which we can argue that they don't exist at all, or will stop existing soon.
On the other hand Zaza was made immortal or at least he will outlive other players, because people will remember his miss, to the point of making him his miss in a process of synecdoche where a part becomes the whole.
Zaza in 5 steps managed to prove that failing is achieving success, probably the greatest philosophical act so far of this century.
>>69482648
top kek
>>69482572
>being relatively white
>still looking like a roach
I feel bad for him desu
>>69482648
You don't think City will make the top 4? They have arguably the best squad as well as the best manager. If they can stay healthy then they're the favorites imo.
>>69482706
The City squad is arguably too thick to go for Poop's tactics
>>69482358
The doctors. City are a walking injury list.
>>69482706
Arsenal are a lock ofc
Chelsea have an equally good squad that is typically healthier
Tottenham have an actual defense
United have a 1st season Mourinho
>Chelsea and Inter wanna buy João Mario
fuck off you CL'less shits
>>69482662
kekkest
>112 million pound Pogba bid rejected
Uh...wut
>>69482825
>jewventus
That's why.
>>69482706
>the best manager.
Next season is going to be fun.
>>69482842
I don't even...
My dad works for Nintendo and he is a faggot
>>69482825
'United is interested in Pogba, but Juve like any other European top club does not want to sell its top players. The bianconeri don’t want to sell him, they want to renew his contract. Everyone likes him but Juve want to keep their best players.'
That is the actual quote. United have not even bid yet.
>>69482869
What do Juventus need £112m for?
>>69482890
didnt want him anyway hes shit
>>69482662
tbf the British have long been pioneers in this field.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_of_the_Light_Brigade
>>69482893
To replace Pogba.
>>69482893
bribes
>>69482706
They are risking everything on Poop Guardiolel not being a meme.
>>69482890
Makes sense, Juve are arguably the 4th (5th) team in Europe after Barca, Bayern, Real (Athletico).
And they don't need to sell for the money, they only thing clubs like ManU have over them is the ability to pay higher wages
>>69482965
Easier just to keep him then
>Sam Allardyce: No contact over England job from FA
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36766990
I bet florentino perez is discussing with his board right now how much they'll pay for Sissoko
Sissoko ain't gonna stay in Newcastle right? that man was an absolute beast
>>69482996
And he just sits there, waiting, with his Powepoint presentation...
>>69482979
That huge unveiling they did for him and all the money he's being promised, they've pretty much made it impossible for him to live up to expectations already.
I don't care how good a manager you are, nobody can walk the premier league. Chelsea looked like they might and didn't even make it til January before they had to start grinding out 1-0s and the occasional draws to stay on top of the league.
He'll suffer more embarrassing defeats in his first season in the Premier league than in his entire tenure at Bayern.
>>69482662
I think i'm going to write my dissertation on this now lad, title it 'How missing a Penalty Changed the World, or Zazaism'. I will credit 'italian anon on mongolian basket weaving forum' don't worry you won't be forgotten
>>69483025
Do you really think Big Sam gives a powerpoint presentation?
>>69483025
you mean his pukka pies, stella cans and massive gold chains?
>>69483038
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/sam-allardyce-lack-of-powerpoint-facilities-cost-me-the-england-job-a6692191.html
>>69483030
Fuck this post made me hard.
Can't wait for MOTD after his first home loss to West Ham
>>69483038
>>69483050
>"I wanted to do a real knock-your-socks-off interview for the FA, so I put together a PowerPoint which looked at every single detail," Allardyce wrote in his new book, Big Sam: My Autobiography, which is being serialised in the The Sun.
>"There was nothing missing. Nobody but nobody was going to beat it.
>"But then Brian Barwick, the chief executive, told me there were no PowerPoint facilities at the interview venue, so I had to print off hard copies for the panel.
>"So much for the progressive FA."
He truly is the Trump of football managers
>>69483038
>"I wanted to do a real knock-your-socks-off interview for the FA, so I put together a PowerPoint which looked at every single detail.
>"There was nothing missing. Nobody but nobody was going to beat it.
>"But then Brian Barwick, the chief executive, told me there were no PowerPoint facilities at the interview venue, so I had to print off hard copies for the panel.
>"So much for the progressive FA."
>>69482648
with the team pep's building there's no chance city will finish out of the top 4. You're fucking insane. They'll have a goat defence and the best attacking players in the league. You literally don't even need tactics. Just give them the ball and they'll score goals.
>>69482958
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
>>69483109
lol
>>69483109
>You literally don't even need tactics. Just give them the ball and they'll score goals.
>Americans
>>69483054
>>69483082
>>69483087
Now I'm wondering what McClaren did to get the job.
>>69483109
lel
>>69483109
This factors in Aguero's inevitable injury?
>>69483132
Sucked off Greg Dyke or whoever it was at the time.
>>69483109
>You literally don't even need tactics. Just give them the ball and they'll score goals.
>>69483132
>be english
>dont get relegated
>have a good cup run
>>69483030
>>69483076
this is called denial, gentlemen. Pep will do great. No one said he'll walk the league but with the players he'll attract and the starting xi he'll form, he's guaranteed success.
>>69483182
>that image
>>69483213
The guy who draws them is a redditor and uses old memes in the Guardian.Bizzare.
>>69483250
>Bizzare.
fuck off opta
>>69483109
HAIL MARY
>>69483250
Considering that he lives in Australia I assumed he was one of the shitposters on /sp/ desu.
>>69483109
Let me tell you a story.
Last season, Liverpool was told to just go out and score against League 2 Carlisle United in a League Cup game. They literally ran down the pitch and shot, over and over and over. 58 shots in all, and only 6 for Carlisle. Dominated physically and tecnically.
1-1 after extra time. Carlisle had an organized defense and forced Liverpool to take 30 yard shots, Liverpool hadn't worked on tactics to break them down.
>>69483250
Except that he's not
>Gazza's had hundreds of thousands of pounds spent on him to give him the best help there is for addiction treatment
>Still drinks
>People feel sorry for him
Fuck that weak willed cunt.
>>69483413
I know, just baiting out my fellow /r/soccer bros.
>people honestly thinking city will finish outside the top 4
how? they're being linked with the best defenders/midfielders in europe. If anything it's mourinhio who's destined to fuck up like he always does. 100 million on nigger schwinsteiger what a joke. City are being linked with actually good, non meme players.
>>69482358
They better have the entire bench being English because FA rules say you need 8 home grown players in your squad of 23.
>>69483506
>how?
hired a meme manager a year too late
>>69483506
Ikr? You just buy all the good plays and they sort themselves out.
>>69483506
>being linked with
Their biggest signing so far is perma-crocked Gundogan
>>69483530
he's only 45 la. He's hardly reached his prime.
>>69483109
>
>guardiola as manager
>don't need tactics.
dude... just go watch some baseball or whatever the fuck you usually watch
>>69483557
poop got found out years ago la
neil lennon showed everybody how to beat him
>>69483538
>muh pep can't into tactics meme
you're retarded. He's a fucking fantastic coach. Most of the players he's managed say the same thing.
>>69483498
Do you and are you though?
>>69483506
they've hired the king of possession football just as nearly the entire league has switched to playing on the counter
they sure as fuck are going to need the best defenders in Europe
City can't win anything with shitty super hyped players such as Kolarov, De Bruyne, Mangala, Joe Hart, etc.
Are there any football players like OK Simpson
>>69483598
yeah that's why he lost only 6-7 times in 3 years.
is there anything worse than american city fans
>>69483414
Should have let Moat execute him on live tv.
>>69483506
>it's mourinhio who's destined to fuck up like he always does
>>69483648
this.
>>69483600
>>69483638
With stacked teams in 2 team leagues.
It's not fucking impressive. Go take over Redditch FC and take them to the EPL.
>>69483657
he's old and outdated. Pep has superior tactics. He got the better of him in barca and he'll do the same at city.
>>69483648
Only the IoM Liverpool fan.
>>69483638
yes, in the only relevant games they had
>>69483692
>He got the better of him in barca
Mou won the league with record points and goals against pep's barca
>>69483648
Dutch city fan
>>69481107
If Puel loves youth as much as people say, then I hope Ward-Prowse will get more game time regardless.
Any Chelsea rumors besides Koulibaly?
>>69483720
only in one year. Jose got rekt in the champions league and before that barca were cleaning house.
>>69483692
you are crazy Jamal. Guardiola had Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o, Pique, Puyol... probably the best squad ever in Barcelona.
Mourinho had to deal with bulshit from eveyone. Casillas, Valdano, etc.
Then again in Chelsea. That beef with Eva Carneiro ruined is second season.
Guardiola won the league with Bayern Munich. Everyone can win the league with them.
>>69483648
I really like New York
>>69483738
we're getting nilmar
>>69483600
Weren't you the one who said that his teams don't need tactics? >>69483109
>>69483809
Can you blame him for pretending to be someone else now?
>>69483755
fuck off with your stats LMAO this aint baseball moron
>>69482553
I like him way more than I did Niggyama, he seems pretty good at reading play and positioning himself correctly, especially defensively. He need some continuity though, and so far the injuries have come in the way of that. I rate him above Romeu, but I can see why he is needed to provide a physical presence in some matches
>>69480916
Typical slav feature actually, looks infinetely better on women than on men.
>>69483620
Kolarov is based
will this guy ever recover?
>>69483840
In the real world, having a career 66% win percentage means something. Literally that the fatburger is an idiot.
Hakim Ziyech to where, when
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/07/11/england-manager-search-fa-plan-steve-bruce-talks-this-week/
the world cup is literally ours once again
>>69483926
well, Mourinho isn't better than Guardiola
>>69483692
>He got the better of him in barca
They were in La Liga at the same time for two seasons, and in that time Barca won the title and Real won the title. Seems pretty even to me.
>>69483985
>Poop plays with stacked teams
>somehow manages to win
>OMG HE'S DA GREATEST :DD
Take over a League 2 club and take them to the EPL in 5 years. Then you'll be good. Until then, he's a guy who gets paid mega bucks for not being a retard when it comes to picking a team in leagues where there is only 2 good teams.
>>69483983
>Steve Bruce
If he'd lost that playoff final he'd be nowhere near the reckoning. You could have stopped this, Sheffield Wednesday, with your team of vanilla midgets and that big Dothraki lad up front.
>>69484053
>Mourinho coached shit teams
>>69484066
He won a CL with freaking Porto. That is a big accomplishment.
also that pinoy talking about win %. Pep have a bigger % than Mourinho.
>>69484094
were you even watching football back then???? Their team was miles ahead of Monaco's team
>>69483751
he didn't 'get rekt' by any stretch of the imagination
>>69483751
you said pep 'got the better of him' I pointed out that that clearly was not the case with record points and goals haul, now you are backpeddling
>>69484066
I didn't deny that. I'm just saying that Poop isn't special because of his win rate in 2 league teams. With City he has an unlimited budget, yet again, but we'll see how he deals with a league where there is 4-6 good teams.
Dutchbros, please tell me about Ricardo van Rhijn, is he shit?
>>69484121
In response to fatburger who said Mourinho always fucked up. I didn't say he had the highest percentage, and never mentioned Pep.
>>69484121
Since 1997. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
>>69484169
just because he moved at top from the start doesn't mean he's shit. He re-invented barca's style of play (and maybe the shape of football as a whole). I feel like he doesn't get enough credit here because of dumb contrarians. Do you think Bog Sim could have been able to play the same football as guardiola ???
>>69484187
Typical Ajax memester/systembabby
most powerful race
>>69484210
>He re-invented barca's style of play
All Cruyff
you ruined this thread lads
thanks
>>69481782
>If you can read lips you'll know he was shouting "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
holy shit, this is awesome pasta. seems like the poster is kind of butthurt for the amount of emotional investment into this endeavor tho.
If you're wondering who's spamming the chink pictures it's poleaboo the paki who bandwagons man city.
>>69484219
But that's what you said about Denswil who (after more than a year of drilling and converting his arrogant ass) turned out to be not completely shit after all. Is he at least a bit talented or no?
>>69484241
Cruyff, Van Gaal and Rijkaard. But Pep finished the work and gave a more defined shape to it. I'm not saying he's the one that did everything, he was just massively important to Barca's success
Wouldn't mind Man City going on a tear and ruling the premiership for a few years. Maybe win the CL one year too just to rub it in to manure fags.
City are honestly quite a likeable club.
>>69484257
Mad.
>>69484210
The fact he had a stacked team allowed him to experiment because whatever happens, the team would be able to win.
I just don't rate a guy who has been at the top since day 1, unlimited funds day 1, the ability to buy anybody in the world from day 1 and has managed teams in leagues where there is 2, MAYBE 3 at best, decent teams.
Again, EPL will either cement his place or expose him as a fraud.
Daily Mirror
Sam Allardyce will be interviewed for the England job this week, with the appointment becoming a straight fight between him and Jurgen Klinsmann.
Manchester United are closing in on a world record £100m deal for France's Euro 2016 star Paul Pogba.
Tottenham are set to miss out on Mario Gotze who looks set for a move to Borussia Dortmund instead.
Georginio Wijnaldum is set to plead with Newcastle not to price him out of a move to Tottenham.
Liverpool winger Jordon Ibe is stalling on a move to Bournemouth - despite the clubs agreeing a £15m fee - as he waits to hear other offers.
Meanwhile, Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, has agreed personal terms with Crystal Palace and the move could be completed today.
Chelsea fear Everton are poised to drive up the price for Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly.
Daily Mail
Manchester United are ready to open the bidding for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba this week.
Tottenham Hotspur target Mauro Icardi's wife says Inter Milan have put her husband up for sale.
Joe Hart will be under immediate pressure to keep his first-team place at Manchester City under Pep Guardiola with German goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen now expected to join this month.
Arsenal have no intention of selling Alexis Sanchez this summer, according to Juventus director general Giuseppe Marotta.
Mario Gotze will soon decide between offers from Tottenham Hotspur and Borussia Dortmund.
Lyon club president Jean-Michel Aulas says Arsenal have not lodged a bid for Alexandre Lacazette, and the 25-year-old striker is likely to stay on in Ligue 1 next season.
Everton have made an inquiry for Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly, a player Chelsea have already tabled a bid for.
Watford are closing on the signing of Napoli defender Juan Camilo Zuniga, with talks ongoing over a £1m deal.
Swansea City striker Bafetimbi Gomis is in talks over a return to French football with Marseille.
>>69484327
>MAYBE
Nah just 2. Ateltico got gud after Pep left to Buyern.
>>69484273
actually pakis support manure and arsenal
proxy OFF
>>69484327
>where there is 2, MAYBE 3 at best, decent teams.
no it's just that Real and Barca are too superior for the other teams
this doesn't happen in the prem btw, where teams in absolute shambles like Arse or Man city can still finish top4
>>69484318
>City are honestly quite a likeable club.
come on now
I like some of the players though
The Sun
Manchester United are on red alert as Real Madrid have officially ended their interest in Juventus star Paul Pogba.
Meanwhile, Jose Mourinho plans to move out eight members of his United squad, including defenders Guillermo Varela and Tyler Blackett
Arsenal target Arda Turan is available for as little at £23m as Barcelona look to cut their losses on the midfielder.
Everton have joined Southampton and Leicester in the pursuit of Sporting Lisbon defensive midfielder William Carvalho
Daily Star
Sam Allardyce will be interviewed for the England job this week with the FA ready to appoint a new manager by the end of the month.
Chelsea are in pole position to sign Zenit St Petersburg midfielder Axel Witsel.
Daily Express
Sam Allardyce will be interviewed for the England job this week.
The Times
Chelsea's players will return to training today braced for the hardest pre-season of their careers as Antonio Conte starts work at the club.
Daily Telegraph
The Football Association is intent on appointing an English successor to Roy Hodgson as England manager with Sam Allardyce and Eddie Howe the leading candidates.
The Guardian
Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce is to be interviewed for the England manager's job by the Football Association this week.
>>69484353
>Mauro Icardi's wife
Oh boy, I can't wait for the papers to open that can of worms
>>69484376
Compated with utter cancer clubs like manure, arsenal, west ham, newcastle and chelsea, yes, Man City are quite likeable.
stop fucking spamming that fucking flip image
spamming the slip pasta is what killed /trans/ the first time
>>69484318
>City are honestly quite a likeable club.
for neutrals at least
there are a lot of man united and arsenal fans that dont like city, and the lower-league-larrys of this world that get mad at the idea of money foreign owners and the brown man who lives down the road
>>69484390
What happened to your trip anyway? Did you burn it when you went into hiding and became a Chelsea supporter?
>>69484408
>https://twitter.com/ScioperoSport/status/749215786183655424
>brits still think their league is the best one
when are yall going to understand
>>69484464
>THAT flag
>THIS topic
>>69484464
>lyon in 2nd place
>still closer to relegation than 1st
>>69484433
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
>>69484499
the fact that my league is shit makes me perfectly objective and impartial. Unlike you deluded brits
Gokhan Tore went to West Ham? This is the guy who once held two team mates at gunpoint?
How can one club be so stupid? Why do West Ham like players with shit attitudes so much?
>>69484318
>City are honestly quite a likeable club.
They are just the new Chelsea who are arguably the least likeable club.
>>69484433
Sorry mate, we won't do it again.
>>69484433
>>69484509
>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN Belgium TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"
The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.
Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.
You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.
>>69484548
is that you roosterman?
Eredivisie watchers, is Janssen going to flop in the Premier League?
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
>>69484526
>brits
EPL stands for English Premier League. Just because we have two snowflake Welsh teams in it doesn't make us BPL.
Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland all have their own league.
>>69484632
and none of those leagues are good
>from slip to flip
>>69484621
maybe
It seems like you are talking a lot of shit about Pep's tenure in England /sp/, you better watch your mouth since YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG AND GETTING BTFO
Seriously, every time you guys talk this kind of shit, it ends up being rammed back up your asshole.
>>69484709
shut up retard
I love pep but there's many reasons that could justify his future failure
>>69481140
Tbh, knockout football is a lot closer to relegation scraps than normal league games.
>Ronaldo was the good guy all along
Execute me
>>69484709
your as bad as ring ring dutch man you fucking faggot, i cant wait to watch you eat shit next season
>>69484658
I didn't claim that. Where are you getting this information from?
>>69484765
>replying to a 4 (four) hour old posts
'no'
>>69484801
from my opinion of football connoisseur
>>69484709
Pep is a prick. If he took over Watford and got them to Top 4. He'd be praised. But he took over the richest club (in terms of transfers) with a stacked team, which always gets Top 4. He's going to have to win a double within 2 seasons or he's going to be a flop.
>>69481043
for £30M
>mfw flippy's been chased away for another day
>>69484843
pajeet showed up instead
>>69484802
Shouldn't you be dying of a heart attack?
>>69484601
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED!
every time
>>69484843
he'll go back into hiding once Mercinho goes full retard again
Probably will change to a City supporter this time
>>69484353
I don't understand why Spurs want/need Götze, Eriksen is equally good and is more consistent.
WHO ARE WE SIGNING LADS??
>>69483525
>implying homegrown means english
>>69484931
Éder
>>69484914
They coul use someone better than Alli as a starter desu
>>69484978
this, it was his one moment of fame and he's gonna be shit forever from now on but madrid NEED memes. or greaseman i guess
>>69483692
>you now remember 2010
>>69484931
Thank god, its not Pogba.
>>69485057
Jamea and ISCO are all better than Pogba why would Real Madrid want a 100M£ benchwarmer but Kante he would be a great signing
>>69484621
might do, he's either a Zlatan/Suarez or Afonso Alves/Luuk de Jong
>>69484621
yes unless he doesnt
t. dutch poster
>>69485103
they dont even play the same role
>>69485103
>Kante would be a great signing
Lel no he would not. He has a great engine and will run all day but has no football talent.
>>69484935
I know. City are struggling with the quota as it is. That's why then spent £50m on Sterleling.
>>69485162
That's right Madrid already have tons of talent but they need an engine to pressure like casemiro
>>69485162
>has no football talent.
you're clueless
>>69485213
>thinking a Liverpool fans has any idea on what makes a good player
Reminder that tomorrow Celtic will be embarrassed by a team from Gibraltar.
>>69485296
>fake tweets
>>69485431
small club mentality desu
Icardi price raised to €51M. He was 40M last week.
Juve ask for Arsenal's selling price for Sanchez. A few days later Juve agrees to the price, but Arsenal says no.
Transfer inflation is so bad that prices are going up daily.
Oh, and Pelle is now the 5th highest paid player in the world.
>>69485431
ah yes now post the ones about ronaldo and muller and bale and hummels and neymar
>>69485469
>Pelle is now the 5th highest paid player in the world.
Did I wake up and go to bizzaro /sp/?
>>69485493
While you were sleeping the chinese were at work, m8.
>>69485515
why not?
i fucking love portugal
>>69485493
He signed for China on some stupid amount of money. Retard.
>>69482981
>only this is offering more wages
They also offer more exposure (United will be back in the CL next year), a better league, have more money at their disposal, the history, one of the top three managers in the world and the chance to play alongside two of the top 25 most popular athletes in the world according to ESPN
>>69485534
Bit pointless lad.
>>69485583
why?
>caring about what player goes to some team that i have no connection to and never plan on visiting on the other side of the world
what age did you grow out of following clubs and instead just being a neutral?
>>69485571
>the chance to play alongside two of the top 25 most popular athletes in the world according to ESPN
proxy off woodward
>>69485625
zizek is a hack
>>69485571
>this delusion
>>69485607
Cause this is more fun.
>>69485571
>the chance to play alongside two of the top 25 most popular athletes in the world according to ESPN
I'm sure Pogba checks their website every day
>>69483022
Florentine hates niggers tho
is bonucci really one of the best cb's in the world? I feel like godin is much better and a bit cheaper but it may just be atletico's system that makes him look better then he really is. Not sure either are worth above 40 mill tho.
also Poocastle fixed the price of Sissoko to no lower than 41mio euro
>>69485722
Bonucci is a bit more mobile, can play in a higher line
If you're going full buspark then Godín is the GOAT
>>69485722
would the eventual bonucci transfer be the higher price ever paid for a CB?
>>69485723
3 driving runs and 2 forgettable shots in a Euro game adds £12M. Someone will pay it.
Pogba will OBVIOUSLY go to United. I can't believe some of you people have been on multiple years of /trans/ and don't see the signs.
Also I have a 25+ minute compilation video of Pogba that would instantly turn his biggest detractor into somebody who would think £100m is a bargain.
I won't share it though because I have no wish to aid United, even in a small way.
>>69485677
If nothing else, Liverpool are good for a few laughs
>>69485768
Yeah, especailly with all the inflation going on
>>69485795
Pogba will stay at Juventus
Cap this
>>69485795
is it a dab compilation?
>>69485795
please sign him before Florentino goes full retard
>>69485722
Bonucci is the worst of the Barzagli/Chiellini trio. Comfortably, too.
Best passer though, by far.
>>69485788
please refrain from answering me from now on.
>>69485841
the best*
FTFY
>>69485795
It's this one, isn't it? It was voted the best 'soccer' video of 2016 at SI despite having two weeks less voting than the other nominees because it came so late.
http://youtu.be/XBbRAJQZFuk
No shitty replays, minimal shitty music. Just 28 minutes of HD footballing brilliance separated by highlights of each facet of the game.
The long passing section was my favourite. Or the driving runs.
>>69485142
>Falling for the Mexican
Come one he doesn't even put effort in.
>>69485795
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
>>69485649
s-shut up
>unironically watching highlight videos and believing they have any relevance whatsoever
>>69485931
Doing skills is fucking useless when it takes up time and effort. Stop showing off and do your job of passing and winning the ball back. He's also playing in JUVEWINSLOL league. There is no Inter Milan, AC Milan, Roma, Napoli or Parma being challenges for Juventus like they were in the early 2000's and before.
I hope Pogba doesn't go to Man U. Massive step down.
>>69486032
have you read Goethe mate? its pretty fine
>>69480664
What is Matic doing? Aren't Chelsea going to sell Oscar? He has been really ineffective. Also, why have Adidas kits been so poor the past few years. Chelsea's Home kit looks like pyjamas. No wonder they are moving to Nike.
>>69485795
>youtube comps
Oh my God, I'm howling.
>Matip
>Mane
>Karius
A strong team is being forged. I am pretty excited. Add in the fact that Liverpool will have no european distractions next season and I see no reason why Klopp and Liverpool can't chllenge for the title next season.
>>69486032
https://twitter.com/VintageYanited/status/752461999427158016
Also, see Mkhitaryan. BvB pointblank said he was not leaving.
>>69486081
>Aren't Chelsea going to sell Oscar?
No.
>He has been really ineffective
True. Oscar will be a 'future world class player' until he's 31 in Chelsea's eyes.
>>69486116
He beat City 4-1, sure. But he also finished 8th. Which is 3 places down from the season before. Which is 3 places down from the season before that.
>>69486081
>Aren't Chelsea going to sell Oscar
Looks like it won't be happening, I am sick of this bum.
>>69486158
Now imagine what he can do with his team.
>bruce linked with the england job
go away pls
>>69486153
Actually, Liverpool played Tranmere Rovers in a friendly yesterday. They won 1-0. The Liverpool fans celebrated by throwing 4 flares on the pitch and then invading it in the final whistle.
>>69486178
Finish 11th?
>>69486192
19, la!
>>69486049
defenestrate urself
>>69485931
>go go gadget legs
That's the reason he doesn't lose those scrappy balls and duels. Even when the ball is 2 meters away, he just extends a leg and gets it back
>tfw the minds of /sp/ will ALWAYS be focused on Liverpool FC, the biggest club in the most relevant league
We don't need a pathetic "eternal" thread here to artificially maintain relevance either.
>>69486192
Animals desu
I genuinely don't know anyone who privately thinks they weren't partly culpable at Illsbreh
Can't say it publicly obviously. Scouse Moaning Mafia have it locked down tighter than racism/sexism/jewism
>>69484053
>Take over a League 2 club and take them to the EPL in 5 years.
Literally fucking no one has done this. How on Earth can you consider that statement as a measure of success.
>>69486293
>You can be arrested in the United Kingdom for wearing an 'offensive' Hillsborough shirt
>>69486294
I am impressed you spend so much effort making new versions to get around filters, just to get a (You). On the other hand, you are scarily obsessive...have you made threatening texts to girls who snubbed you?
>>69486302
Eddie Meme did it
>>69486257
Why would I do that? Then I wouldn't be next to my computer and able to laugh at clueless fucks who think that doing skills in a one team league is amazing.
If he goes to United and does the same shit, good on him. But it's not like he has Weah, Ronaldo, Kluivert, Leonardo, Boban, Zola, Rjikard, Van Basten, Vieri, Di Biagio, Baggio, Doni, Del Piero, Brighi, Corini, Totti, Dunga...
I could go on.
>>69486283
Good
That means Liverpool should get relegated, they'll stay relevant anyway and that's what matters
>>69486406
>But it's not like he has Weah, Ronaldo, Kluivert, Leonardo, Boban, Zola, Rjikard, Van Basten, Vieri, Di Biagio, Baggio, Doni, Del Piero, Brighi, Corini, Totti, Dunga...
>
>I could go on.
what does that even mean you spastic
>>69486302
Eddie Howe did. But it's a measure of somebodies ability to not have a never ending bank account to spend on players, with a stacked team, in a 2 team league.
>>69486391
Technically he didn't.
>>69486391
Maxim Demin's money did it.
>>69486429
>what does that even mean you spastic
serie a used to be good, its not anymore
>>69486429
My point is Juventus is a one team league. When world class players like that used to be in the fucking league, meaning Pogba wouldn't be able to do his fucking skills for youtube comps because he'd be too busy trying to do his fucking job and avoid being raped by better players.
You can fuck around when the teams your playing are nobodies. It's why Messi and Ronaldo can do that shit.
SA isn't the league it used to be. It's a one team league. In the 90's and early 2000's, it had Milan, Inter, Juventus and Roma. Then maybe Parma and Napoli.
>>69486463
but Pogba is also good in the CL and this Euro has been solid for him too, although he's way more defensive
>>69486496
im just telling you what he meant lad
>>69486487
Teams outside 'the top 2' in la liga still impress in europe while EPL teams fail
Ban ABEPLs from /sp/
>>69486496
France's only 'challenge' was Germany. They then fucked up against a Portugal team missing their best player. I wanted France to win and Rui was on form, it's a shame. But Pogba doing well in Serie A isn't really a measure of his ability. It's why I've always wanted Messi to move to EPL and win stuff here so he can prove he's not a one league babby. Same shit with Pogba. Same with lots of players.
>>69486457
>It's a bitter blades episode
>>69486516
>wanting to play in le highest spending multiculti muzzies are good guys say no to racism boreball penalties decide european '''''''''''champions''''''''''' league
>>69486496
>this Euro has been solid for him too
Really hasn't. He's been outclassed by fucking Sissoko, the guy who got relegated.
any update on javi martinez to liverpool lads?
>>69486516
Because outside of EPL, there are only a few teams you to go if you're good. Madrid or Barca, maybe AM. Italy it's Juventus or maybe Napoli. Germany it's Bayern or maybe Dortmund. In France it's PSG (Monaco isn't French, so doesn't count and they've stopped the money taps).
In EPL, you got City, Arsenal, United, Chelsea and then maybe Liverpool.
>>69486538
Just pointing it out m8.
No one takes a League Two club to the PL without some investment.
>>69486557
robitussin + md urself
>>69486561
he played a more defensive role so he couldn't really expand himself offensively though, read all of my post next time
>>69486537
mate it's not pogba is a one season wonder. He has been shining in Seria A + CL for multiple seasons. I'm sure he's already good enough to walk through every league
>>69486557
Euros are over /pol/. Go back to making everything about paki cock on your own board.
>>69486578
would rather watch anime than continental sissybois roll around on the floor after playing touch-butt on the pitch for 120min.
>>69486283
/epl/ and /trans/ are the Liverpool general.
>>69486537
hahahahahahaha
>>69486596
After Gotze and Hummels la. Alexis Sanchez confirmation today.
>>69486599
How does that explain Sevilla, Atelti, Villarreal doing better than English teams?
>>69486601
B-b-but my FM save!
/arse general/ said it's that easier to buy players in real life over FIFA and FM!
>>69486636
Having to play Europe, FA Cup, League Cup and EPL. Compared to Europa, League and CDR.
>tfw danny is fit all season
>tfw coutinho firmino mane in behind
>tfw based goalerpool is back again
>>69486283
>>69486612
Daily Reminder.
>>69486668
No-one gives a shit about the league cup and happily play reserves so you're wrong there m8.
>>69486669
still need a decent CM to play with Can and a new LB/CB tbqh
>>69486669
firmino and maybe sturridge are the only good players in your post
>>69486723
>maybe sturridge
>maybe
ABLs please go
>>69486725
Steven is Scouse not English.
>>69486687
See >>69486686 and City.
>>69486722
fuck that shit at the back class up front is best goalerpool
>>69486723
>maybe Sturridge
>better goals/min ratio than Kane and Vardy last season
As long as he stays fit he's legitimately Liverpool's best player.
>>69486771
>See >>69486686
....A post making fun of the fact all they've managed to win with all that money is a mikey mouse trophy
>>69486796
because he played every 5 games ????? do you fucking think goal/min ratio is a good argument ????
>that face
The look of a man who has well and truly killed his career stone dead.
>>69485571
>according to ESPN
>>69486807
It's the only way to make le dancing nigger appear like he was anywhere near Kane/Vardy's level last season.
>>69486807
Yes?
>>69486807
he has a better goal/game ratio than suarez had at liverpool
>>69486807
shut up
>>69486827
Chicharito was the best striker to ever grace the prem then
>>69486844
>>69486849
off yourself
Adebayo Akinfenwa's gone to Wycombe.
The most well known lower league clogger for many a year.
>>69486819
Good post
>>69486827
Good post
>>69486844
Bad post
>>69486849
Bad post
>>69486801
Mourinho has already nearly spent half that amount already in the past month if he gets Poopba.
>>69486819
>n*gger
>>>/b/
>Real Madrid have reached an agreement with Wolfsburg to loan them hot prospect Borja Mayoral for one season.
Why would a team aiming for top four even bother loaning an 18 year old?
>danny sturridge isnt a world class striker
face it lads, when sturridge is fit he scores goals at an elite level
>>69486907
>>/arse/
>>69486070
Yes. I've read Faust (pretty standard, innit) and have some super old collections of some of his poems.
What are you reading?
>>69486686
umad?
sturridge or welbeck?
>>69486922
he's miles behind an actual proven striker like the kun for instance.
>>69486953
>>69486070
Fuck off, nerds.
>>69486956
GRIEZMANN
>>69486953
Un jardin sur l'Oronte by Maurice Barrès. this lad killed it during his orientalism period
team of the tournament coming through
>>69486917
Bundesliga is THAT bad.
>>69486922
>he thinks shitrridge is a world class striker
Liverpool fans really are the most deluded scum on Earth
>>69486917
Wolfsburg ended midtable and are pretty much finished. But I guess you don't know that since you're not well informed when it's a different league than the prem you retard
>>69487078
They'll be aiming to get right back up Rasheed. Go watch your team get beat 9-0 by QSG.
>>69485162
An improved casemiro tbqh
>>69487043
where can i get one? its pretty cold up in glasgow
t. B.R.
>>69487153
inb4 sold to bigger club next summer
>>69487043
Watched Serpico recently. Felt underwhelming.
>>69487032
He sounds intriguing.
>>69487153
Sad that Bayern and him didn't work out. Wish him all the best.
>>69487153
>tfw used to play youth footy with this fucking hack
>>69487141
who tf are you calling rasheed you mong. next season they're EL at best
>>69487153
>Welcome to Liverpool 2017
>>69487153
Is he better than Wanyama?
>>69487200
>>69487235
>its a liverpoo buying soton players episode
planning reruns this early?
>>69487240
Hojbjerg is more of a traditional number 8 with better passing and less defensive capabilities compared to Wanyama
>>69487153
He actually has great potential
>>69484234
Is there a full video of this guy
>>69487274
If he doesn't get sent off every other game I'll consider him better than Wanyama
>>69481092
But you guys signed Siggy
>>69487457
i mean this transfer window m8
reminder swansea will finish top 4
>Mourinho
>Pep
>Conte
>Klopp
>Poch
>Wenger
which 2 miss out on top 4 lads
>>69487500
conte and klopp
>>69487500
Klopp and Wenger, both will either leave or get sacked
>>69487497
More like bottom 4
>>69487500
mou pep poch and wonga
>>69487500
surely you mean 3?
>>69487252
Sure is nice of Liverpool to fund Saints into better league positions. Almost £100m over the last 2 years.
Can't they into scouting?
>>69487500
Klopp and Poch
>>69487565
actually did forget him, my bad.
does any non-Liverpool fan think Liverpool will get top 4?
>>69487500
Kloop & Poop
>>69487618
I seriously doubt it. They should be very happy to get top six.
Who is Conte bringing in boys?
>>69487500
Serious answer.
Wenger and Klopp.
Wenger refuses to fix holes in his squad and doesn't recognize that he is facing more competition (both number of teams and quality) than ever in the PL.
Klopp hasn't improved his squad and he is being snubbed by high level players. Please don't tell me the 3M CB or 3M GK are suddenly world class after being dunped by German teams. He will cause injuries with his tactics and training, and the tactics will be found out quickly.
Truth, brah.
>>69487618
Yes. Having no Europe is enough to bump up teams a couple of places.
>>69487577
>Who score against us when we played Southampton?
>Sign them
ebin
>>69487681
Did you see how angry and passionate Conte was at the Euros? Hazard and Cesc will have him out in 8 months at most.
>>69483862
>>69482553
second this. wanyama sometimes a complete liability with chimpouts and all too often lost his marker.
prefer romeu to clasie though, but i expect a big element of this is romeu being more versed in english football. looking forward to what clasie can bring next season.
>>69487684
how many goals will zlatan score?
>>69487684
this is mainly true, don't agree about the injuries though, especially with no european games
>>69487734
Whoever does the UEFA wide golden boot calclations rates a Ligue 1 goal at .75 versus La Liga, Prem, etc. According to that, Zlatan's 53 goals are only worth 40 in the better leagues.
He likely won't play as many games, especially Europa (mostly lower quality teams good for stat padding).
My over/under is 26 goals in all competitions.
>>69487954
from a player that got dumped by a french team?
>>69487749
3 training sessions per day during pre season
His tactics involve pressing hard continually for 90 minutes.
He will have injuries.
>>69487993
everyone has injuries and the sessions in pre-season aren't all conditioning sessions
>>69487989
...after his best season ever, and after PSG named a stand after him. The real question is whether he gets injured and how many games he plays.
>>69488091
>after PSG named a stand after him
Because they are small time little shits
>all this hype about Pogba
>literally not even the best player at Juventus
>>69488091
And remember, United will play around 60 games next season. Zlatan will probably get 35-40 starts. My prediction would be ~.65 g/game.
>>69488196
capped
>rating Zlatan
>>69488177
Not even the best midfielder at Juve anymore desu
>>69488231
>0 million for the muslim niall quinn
>>69486049
this is why the english will never win anything ever again
>>69488231
better than TSU tbf
>Football Insider - The agent of Barcelona winger Cristian Tello is jetting to London for talks with Tottenham
Does this make sense?
>>69488369
do they have any (decent) backup for Lamela?
new PL ball looks gay
This is truly the worlds oldest alliance.
>>69488418
onomah ?
>>69488514
i take it as a no
>>69488483
SerieA one is even worse imo, the catalan one is the less shit version desu
>>69488483
instant classic
![nike-serie-a-football_3742061[1].jpg_20160711133827.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YxDWou1.jpg "nike-serie-a-football 3742061[1] 20160711133827")
>>69488530
>the serie A one
what do orange and purple have to do with serie a
inb4
>asr and acf durrrr
the la liga one is the only good one
Whens the football back?
I'm getting twitchy
![nike-la-liga-football_3742058[1].jpg_20160711133328.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbbKAKb.jpg "nike-la-liga-football 3742058[1] 20160711133328")
>>69488530
>>69488576
and here is said independence one
Someone to Spurs PLEASE
>>69488608
cowboy's heels to spurs
All manufacturers need to do is release a kit every 2 years instead of every year.
That's literally all it will take for kit designs to be good again
>>69488576
Dunno, last year was pink, literally one of the few colors that dont make sense for Italy, i dont know what they are thinking in murriland. The symbol crossing the pentagons really hurts my autism too
>>69488629
>implying they wont go full capitalism and produce two desings every season (one for cold one for warm temperatures) soon
>>69488369
Literally who
>>69488608
Janssen soon bb
>>69488669
third kits are bad enough
>>69488671
was relevant at barca about 3 years ago
>>69488418
Not really, just son sometimes
>>69488177
I want to pound his boi..... real bad lads
>>69488731
I kinda look like a germanic version of him, except my nose is different
The Pelle move genuinely baffles me, lads.
Obviously he's not the first player to go to China, but Pelle has had 2 good seasons in the Premier League, had a solid Euro's and he has decided to literally end his career forever.
I know >muh money but even players relegated from the Premier League earn good money
>>69488728
That shirt is hideous
>>69488766
china is the next big thing la
big player like ramires la
>>69488705
>was relevant at barca about 3 years ago
no he wasnt
OT: Why people insist with Oscshit?
I mean, it's right there: OSCAT
>>69488766
China pays shit loads more. Like unreal amounts. They have huge government backing to make Chinese football a big draw for locals, as they all currently watch PL football.
>>69488728
The delusion always make me laugh
>>69488762
Are you just as tanned and have the light eyes?
>>69488705
I like third kits, they are usually freer and more creative with them.
>>69488847
I was almost that tanned a month ago when the sun was out, and yes I have, but my eyes are blue
>>69488942
Spurs' purple third kit last season was literally the best kit they've had in years, yet they only wore it like 3 fucking times
>>69488177
man he's so handsome for a footballer.. so ephebic...
>>69488493
>No more Fergiewinslol ever
>>69488177
>>69488983
I'm always surprised when I see he's 1.77, he seems way shorter than that
>>69488955
Hot, I bet you have a smoking gf
>people pretending not to know who Tello is
man im jsut not down with the memes anymore i guess
>>69488824
word on the street is that conte likes him
>>69488976
New away kit tops it
>>69489061
Depends. In some pictures the yellow looks a horrible yellow. In some it's a subtle goldish-yellow. If it's the latter, I'll buy it
>>69489026
T-thanks dutchbro... Sadly, I also share his height
>>69488728
>southompten
fucking christ
is it really that hard to spell it
>>69488990
>being sad about this
I'd reply with a LL reaction image but I have 0. imagine I did.
>>69489082
Yeah, true. Im believing in the latter until ive seen otherwise
>>69489102
dont speak arabic lad
>>69489102
yes, and...
>>69489098
>trophie
>Major
>for ever
>Liverpools
>>69489091
>that Northern European feel
Lucky I'm 1.93 then
>>69489102
same
>>69489099
I'd rather Fergie win the next 3 in a row than Poop or Wenger snag one.
>I have 0
You have the Umi acting like Rin one.
>>69489102
oh okay
nothing special
>>69489102
>To All of you,
>
>The Euros ended last nigh. Disappointingly it didn't end like we hoped, like you all hoped. We have smelled the incredible and magical support of the French women and men. How could I not take the time to say thank you to all of you
>>69489130
>mfw Dybala isn't even manlet-tier in Italy
>>69489225
He's bang on average in Italy, you in Denmark on the other hand ...
Maybe my memory is just rotted but I don't remember people being so obsessed with their height on 4chan half a decade ago.
>>69489203
>We have smelled the incredible and magical support of the French women
what did he mean by this?
>>69488671
>le pretty good but actually nothing special kid from la Masia #35
>>69489320
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>>69489320
height overtook penis size as the primary source of insecurity at around 2013
>>69489285
Average of 184... Tough conditions for manlets these days my man, but at least I'm not ugly as well
>>69489164
*LL sunshine
>>69488766
he's 30-31 mate, it's his last chance to grab some cash
>>69483275
Who is this?
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