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We love Schaub
Aldo forever my boy
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>>69441518
Based
>Can you see me now?
When will Ronda return?
>>69441492
>Aldo still has 7 years of fight in him minimum
>responding to flags that have no ufc champions
Please don't make this mistake fellas.
>>69441535
When the women's 185lbs division is announced
He didn't need Jon after all.
>http://www.mmanews.com/report-brock-lesnar-earning-2-5-million-purse-for-ufc-200-comeback-fight/
>>69441535
more like Can you feed me now?
>>69441576
why cormier has to act gay all the time
>>69441453
Don't get me wrong I'm a fan of Schaub but why does he keep mentioning white supremecy on JRE?
>Edmond is still employed
>vegas dave
>>69441576
Ayo Cain
I ain't get to suck Jon's dick
Show me that brown pride, Cain
>>69441475
Joe Rogan also unironically believes whales are docile to humans because they were bombed in World War II.
What do you lads rate Aldo's chances in a rematch with Conor?
>>69441681
Aldo beats him lad.
Was it fair to boo Cormier for his performance? Pls explain.
WAR LESNAR
HERE COMES THE PAIN
>>69441681
In my mind Aldo won 194
You lads reckon Silva with a full camp would have fared much better against DC, or would it just be the same wrestlefuck?
I think the latter, Silva's aging now and DC's a big guy. Combined with his wrestling once he laid on top of Silva it was pretty hard for him to get out.
>>69441681
High if he doesn't run in like an idiot
>>69441706
I think if he plays the counter game like he did against frankie he would do well, hes brilliant defensively. Conor tricked him into being the aggressor and he paid for it immediately.
>>69441762
Same wrestlefuck
Fuck off schaubposter
>>69441562
>ywn Ronda vs Amanda Lucas in a battle of the thickness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WSy9A5f_wM
>>69441727
I don't think so
See, MMA is a lot about tailoring your gameplan to your opponent's weaknesses
Silva has a well-known weakness to wrestlefucking, so Cormier simply exploited that
Is it boring to watch? Yeah, maybe a little. It's definitely the smart move, though, and I think fans of the sport should appreciate that
>>69441596
He is getting waaaay more. Conor's purse for 196 was 1 million.
>>69441758
He came back better than ever, so in a way he won because he lost.
>>69441795
UberRonda vs Gabi Garcia is the fight to make
>>69441762
Silva would've stood a better chance in a 5 round fight; if he kept up the body strikes every time they were standing it might've added up in the championship rounds.
What are the height and weight requirements to be considered a "Jacked White Boy"
I need to know this.
>I'm 6ft 220lbs btw
>on his last night with UFC, Joe Rogan enters the octagon, strips to reveal his Reebok fight kit and challenges Dana on a openweight 5 round match
>>69441681
I love Aldo but I don't like the way he kept dropping his hands when Frankie started swinging. He got clipped often or barely got out of range, which of course wouldn't go well vs Conor's reach. That being said he still looked fast and his reflexes with those knees where on point.
>>69441727
when you pay money for something, especially something as hyped as UFC 200, you want to be entertained. not watch a fat black guy smother another black guy for 15 minutes.
Sure true fans will appreciate DC's strategy, but most fans wanna see two people beat the shit out of each other.
>>69441795
>thickness
either you're a smelly landwhale, or you're a cuck who's into fatsos, either way headbutt the nearest moving vehicle immediately
>>69441881
They weren't standing for long at all though
It's a wonder that in the very very brief time they were that Silva appeared to do significant damage to DC. DC got it to the ground pretty consistently
>>69441937
I like to imagine he would treat Conor as a completely different challenge. He can get away with having his hands down against frankie cause he cant put him out with one shot.
watch where?
>>69441903
what the hell is going on with the right side of joes body? its like collapsing in on itself...
>>69441797
I kinda agree but then the fans paid money for the tickets so they have the right to boo if they want, not saying they should but they have the right.
So when does Lesnar officially come back to kill everyone?
>>69441797
>>69441938
I appreciate gameplanning and wrestling, but I don't appreciate a fighter content with laying on somebody and landing "don't stand us up" shots. He did no damage and couldn't escape lockdown.
>>69441938
GIMME DEM BOIGERS
>>69441681
Man, I dunno when you see a guy get destroyed with one punch like that, it's hard to imagine him winning the rematch. I'm way more of an Aldo fan, and I tend to think Conor is an obnoxious cunt, but as far as striking is concerned, at 145 I really think he might be unstoppable.
>>69441886
You're literally fat
>>69441886
>6 foot
you've already failed lad
>>69441797
Having a gameplan is fine, doesn't mean that gameplan isn't going to be boring af though
Through the whole fight it honestly seemed like Silva had the best strike
>>69441727
I completely understand why DC fought the way he did, and I also completely understand why the crowd was booing him. Anderson was a heavy crowd favorite, and people wanted to see them stand and trade. DC knew he wouldn't be able to handle that, so he did what he had to do to win.
>>69441938
>only eat meat once a day
it's not fair, I want to eat burgers and meat covered pizzas
>>69442153
>Man, I dunno when you see a guy get destroyed with one punch like that, it's hard to imagine him winning the rematch
>>69442153
Holloway could outstrike him.
>>69441642
Lol epic my man
>>69441188
>actually giving a shit if Conor fanboys show respect or not
>>69441727
No, he is there to fight and win, not to entertain. Go watch WWE if you want people """""fighting""""" for entertainment.
>>69441762
Short answer, yes, he would've fared better.
He wasn't conditioned to be able to defend the takedowns / keep the distance and avoid the takedowns altogether. If he had a proper camp, it would've made a huge difference in his speed in the cage. I still think DC's strategy would've been the same so if they happened to rematch I'm not sure who I would pick to actually win.
>>69442431
Yeah, laying on somebody and landing just enough 1 inch punches to not get stood up is quite the """"fight"""".
>>69442153
Watching the Conor fight, Jose obviously got knocked out because he flung himself into conors fist and provided most of the force. Conor hit him with a straight left before that, and jose ate it. Jose doesnt have a bad chin by any means, because he always fights safe and rarely gets rocked. If he lets Conor lead like nate did until conor got rocked, jose could beat him. his head movement and footwork is better than nates, and i could see him dodging conors punches and rocking him, or coasting to a win.
>>69442302
>only eat meat once a day
This bulgarian guy who cant get schaub dick out of his mouth is worst op in history of /sp/
>>69442470
DC is bigg mane, he looked like he could take Silva down at will
>>69442431
sometimes I wonder if you could've been successful in mma, rusev
>>69442470
>im not sure who id pick with DC having a full camp against modern day Anderson Silva
lmaoing at your fucking life bud
>>69442669
>not american attention whore
>not canadian mong
>>69441886
Go away manlet
>>69442669
No need to be upset. May Schaub bless you
>>69442833
For someone that looks to be in peak condition, he sure has a weak immune system.
>>69442833
you can get staph from sharing needles with known roid users haha
Are we reaching a point where grapplefucking and wrestlefucking isn't rewarded as much anymore when it comes to decisions?
Don't know if it's just me but recently it seems judges actually take into account the striking and damage more than who had top control, especially if they did shit all with that top control.
The Sage fight yesterday was an example of it, saw some people think Marin took Round 3
Should have gotten MM instead of Bork. At least he would have finished his opponent.
>>69441633
>>69441674
they dont know what it's like to have a great bromance
Chael Sonnen will be on JRE tomorrow.
>>69441596
Ye, he got 2.5mill purse for fight, but he will get more from ppv..
>>69442762
Did you see what 2-DAY-NOTICE Anderson did to him in the mere seconds that they were standing, especially in the third round? It's not just DC that would get the full camp pal. If Andy could fend off the takedowns / force the ref stand-up when he does get taken down, I could see him getting decision win and even a TKO with those fucking body kicks
>>69441596
He deserves it. UFC 200 would get 400k buys without Brock.
>>69441727
Fans are irrational but they want to see the Spider stand and bang, not marvel us with the nuance of the lockdown position
Cormier is still right to fought the way he fought. Can't please everyone.
Look at the borefest Alvarez put on vs Pettis to secure his title shot. Then he went back to his old self and heemed the champ.
Is Mighty Mouse the biggest star in the UFC? He has a MASSIVE online following due to his twitch channel, he is an exciting fighter who always looks for the finish and he is very charismatic as seen in his post fight interviews.
>>69443068
>The Sage fight yesterday was an example of it, saw some people think Marin took Round 3
Well with the rules they have he should have took it based on takedowns.
I had money on Sage though so it was okay.
>>69443163
Based. First one was good, im excited for this.
>>69443268
maybe if he gained 50 pounds
>>69443202
What, that one body shot?
Did you see what DC did on two days notice for the entire fight and everything he's been through?
BJM only stood them up because of the idiots booing
Who can they match Silva up with next to get him a fucking W back on his record?
>>69443354
*10 inches
>>69441633
>act
>>69443268
I like him personally, but I can see why people might find him boring.
>>69443415
>2 days notice
This faggot had a full training camp.
>>69441937
conor is a much different challenge on paper than aldo is used to, he's a lot rangier than most of the people fighting 145
it's usually all ubermanlets at that level and aldo was the biggest guy among them, always talking about moving up
but conor is 2 inches taller with 4 inches more reach, quality boxing and diverse kicking.
if aldo is smart in the rematch he will just try to dominate with takedowns and grappling
>>69442973
Exercising in large amounts actually weakens the immune system, so it's not uncommon for peak athletes to be susceptible to illness. That's a fairly common issue during the Olympics.
>>69443454
Jimi Manuwa
more /aldo/, mexico is a 189er idiota
>>69443268
>who always looks for the finish
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>>69443268
MM may be best fighter in ufc, he may be nicest person, but that doesn't make him biggest star..
To become biggest star you must shittalk like crazy and act as a clown so tmz will follow you everywhere..
>>69443415
>DC did on two days notice
>implying DC miraculously learned how to wrestlefuck in just 2 days
If you don't think Anderson came in with the overwhelming handicap compared to DC, you're retarded. I stand by my original statement - if they both had a full camp, it would be a close fight. I'm not saying DC wouldn't win, I'm just saying I wouldn't count Andy out.
>>69443592
He finished most of his recent fights.
>>69443592
Has more finishes during his title run than any active champion
>>69443592
>implying he isn't
MM has finished 5 out of last 7, way better than Jones.
>>69443536
i think the science is you're only compromised right after the activity when your body is trying to recover from the muscle breakdown / fatigue
it's not something that alters your long term susceptibility, but if you're working out all the time then you gotta be more careful about germs and shit in those hours during/after workouts
>>69443249
Also without Jones? For what its worth last nights card had everything it needed to be great and it was, it just was a let down for what it should have been whether that means, no shows, decisions, or meme main events. Youd be lucky to get any 3 of those fight on any other UFC card.
>>69443454
Anyone. Judging for him two day notice fight last night he looked pretty good. Striking was good, mewment was still there. Not as fast as he once was but his skills are still there. I think he lost to Bisping because he thought "LOL XD it's Bitchbing" and just tried to meme with him with his hands down and got dropped numerous times by Mike. Credit to Mike. He stuck to the gameplan. And fuck Anderson for thinking he could still meme like he once could. If could do a mix of the Anderson that fought Nick with some memes he could beat anyone.
>>69441762
Anderson has always been a meme
Dont fall for it, newfriend
>>69442771
>american attention whore
who
>UFC 205 @ MSG
Mcgregor vs Aldo II
Jon Jones vs DC II
Lesnar vs Carwin II
Weidman vs Rockhold II
Edgar vs Holloway
>>69444115
dockbro
>>69444136
>all those rematches
>>69444136
Holloway is fighting Ricardo Lamas, and if he wins that fight he is well overdue for a title shot. He'll be on a 9 fight win streak with wins over 4 top ten fighters.
>>69444136
jones is gonna get a long suspension, he knows it
>>69444136
>Jon Jones vs DC II
>>69444136
I have a casual in my sights. I repeat, I have a casual in my sights
>UFC 205 @ MSG
Conor vs. Aldo II
Lawler vs. Thompson
Joanna vs. Pena
Whatever HWs make sense
Holloway vs. Choi
>>69444371
>Holloway vs Choi
Just give Holloway a title shot already damn
>>69444371
Pena is 135
>>69444255
Holloway just beat Lamas and is way too active to sit on the shelf.
>>69444255
the fuck are you on about lad?
>I put my trust in you
>Pushed as far as I can go
SOMEONE RIP THIS QUICKLY BEFORE IT GETS TAKEN DOWN. EVIDENTLY CERRONE SHITS ON JON JONES AND CALLS DC A FAGGOT
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-aftermath
>>69444591
the prime example of usada victim
im sure no-IV kills him too
obesity appetite catches up with him
>Connor gets TKO/KO'd at 202
>med. suspension till February
would Dana blow his brains?
>>69441903
>>on his last night with UFC, Joe Rogan enters the octagon, strips to reveal his Reebok fight kit and challenges Dana on a openweight 5 round match
>not vale tudo rickson gracie style match
>>69444480
I'm sleepy. Joanna versus the winner of Rose-Karolina.
>>69444719
Ronda and Bork are back. I think he'd be cool with it. Also it gives Conor less leverage in negotiations if he's lost twice in a row.
>>69443476
For Jon Jones
>>69443730
Well nobody ever mistook you for being smart
>>69444993
Brock isn't back
he's going right back to WWE since this was really about cross-promotion and him to get a chance at redemption and go out on a high note
I seriously doubt he takes another fight
he said himself he's realistic about his age and chances
>>69444993
wasn't Ronda on maternal leave?
199>196>195>198>200>197
can bisbong heem hendo lads?
>>69442990
actually it's from those assholes who walk on the mats in their shoes
>>69445272
>nobody
>literally just you arguing with me
Whatever you say pal
>>69445377
never lost on sacred British soil, Son of God goes forth to defend his belt
>>69445277
>he said himself he's realistic about his age and chances
lol did you even watch the post fight presser?
now we know you're a mandrama faggot who doesn't want brock to do real fighting
>>69445586
>now we know you're a mandrama faggot
good completely wrong guess
i think you need to rewatch it. he knows he would still get wrecked against someone like cain in a rematch
>>69445687
He said he would want to fight Cain if he comes back at the post fight presser
>>69446054
what a cuck
>>69446054
>muh "caught me"
>muh "got caught"
>>69445687
>he knows he would still get wrecked against someone like cain in a rematch
lol please tell me where he said that
cain can't strike as good as hunt, and he can't out wrestle lesnar
lesnar wins again as there isn't a chance in hell cain shows up healthy
Brock will come back for overeem and the title
>>69446054
>The township of Diego Sanchez
:,(
Frankie should drop to 135 and get an instant title shot at Cruz. Dilly looked alright yesterday but nobody is screaming for an instant title shot off that. There is no clear challenger for Cruz right now and Edgar would be an interesting fight, a good name, and Frankie has no future at 145.
>>69446389
>cain can't strike as good as hunt, and he can't out wrestle lesnar
>Not mentioning the clinch which is Cain's best weapon
>>69446054
He's such a bro
have you guys seen all those twitter posts of people hosting "UFC 200 viewer parties" and how everybody left after the Lesnar fight?
>Leave the Polish Jew Face to me
how do you resize gifs lads? i found some nice aldo ones from last night
>CM Punk tried to defend Cormier, but Cerrone just trashed him over and over. Called DC a fag, said he is the worst fighter ever.
>>69446639
I saw it irl in person because I'm not a loser that spent his UFC 200 sitting in front of his comp alone in his basement spamming apologize
>>69446830
pretty sure he's mad because he said he put $1k on Silva
>>69446728
We use webms around these parts. Believe you me.
>>69446830
Cerrone will get KO'd by any top 3 guy in any division. He's a journeyman jealous kook.
I literally thought at one point in the fight Brock was going to preform the F5 on James Hunt. Thst grapple against the chamber cage
rip ronaldo
>>69446971
I know lad but i dont know how to make webms
>>69443742
>>69443743
>>69443773
>implying 'recent' = always
>implying he hasn't gone to the judges 9/14 times
>implying he didn't admit that he was happy to cruise into another decision win and make it 10/14 if his corner hadn't been screaming at him to finish it when he had an obvious chance
I'm not saying dancing around and stalling for time when you've accumulated points isn't smart, but let's be real
>phillip brooks trying to steal our memes
>>69447081
fuck off noone cares about soccer
>>69447175
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
you now remember ufc 200 nunes x tate
>>69447327
homophobe!
>>69447175
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
>>69447327
You now remember the memeshitters who thought Memesha "Hypnosis" Taint would actually beat Amanda Nunes
>>69446639
I had 8 lads over to watch it and every one of them left after bork. It was 5am tho so I don't blame them
>>69447575
were they mandrama fans
>>69447327
Biggest flop in history.
>>69447244
you though people saying his debut was getting pushed back because we made fun of him was a meme lad? he's in here watching
>>69447575
yeah I needed to get to bed last night so having a WMMA meme fight headline 200 was a blessing in disguise
>>69447653
A couple. The rest just didn't give a shit about wmma or had already been ko'd by the cormier fight
first attempt, sorry if shitty
Lads, who had the more embarrassing first title defense? Rockhold or Miesha?
>>69447953
Rockhold
>>69447953
Rockhold, he actually is a good martial artist.
>>69447943
frankie "the cancer" edgar
>>69447943
out of all the fights last night Aldo was the most on point
>people unironically thought Edgar would KO Aldo
>>69447943
>He's so short his legs don't outreach Aldo's arms
Embarassing tbqh
>>69447943
>people thought that manlet would beat McGregor
>>69448292
conor is a manlet
>>69447953
Gotta say Miesha. Rockhold was exchanging shots with Bisping and got caught. Miesha was dominated from the moment the fight started.
>>69448491
but miesha isnt a fighter shes a woman
Fuck off Mexico
>>69448474
why is that the loudest mouths are always midgets?
floyd
tyson
mcconner
i could go on
Reminder that the only reason Edgar couldn't beat Aldo is because of Aldo's godtier takedown defense.
Reminder that Mcgobbles has no ground game at all and when he fights Edgar, it'll be a boring ass 5 round manhugfest
>>69448582
Did you mean Mike Tyson?
>>69448474
Honestly, he's so cringe. Why does he always get in that fucking fight stance for normal casual photos?
>>69448737
yes 5'9.
>>69448740
insecurity
So Aldo basically played with Fronkie right?
I mean it wasn't even close
only decent thing for me in 200 was aldo vs frankie because aldo looked pretty good (the fight wasn't even that entertaining desu)
>>69449000
To me it was 50-45 aldo, I don't see what rounds the judges seem to believe Frankie won
>>69448972
Well Tyson Fury is one of the loudest and hes 6'9.
I think the MMA world needs a heavyweight karate guy to further bring it into the karate era.
I'll start cutting weight and by January I'll start training UFC and make my debut by November. I'll make sure to give /heem/ a shout out when I make my UFC debut.
>>69449000
Frankie beat the fuck out of Jose's fists with his face bro, bold strategy desu
remember when people though Frankie would beat Conor
>>69449029
what abt Nunes
where's your national pride
>2 loses to Benson
>Goes down to 145
>2 loses to Aldo
Does Fronkie go to 135 now?
>>69449298
>Womens MMA
>>69449283
Aldo defended 11 takedowns, McGregor would defend none
>>69449387
good point but i still think Frankie is too small for 145. he should do a superfight against Cruz at bantamweight tbqhwyf
Block me, wgaf
>>69449358
>2 losses to Cruz
>he goes down to flyweight
>>69449588
>2 losses to DJ
>goes down on your mom
Is there more of a meme word than "meme"?
Lately I see /Heem/ use this like a verb for everything.
>tfw missed predictiongoof in the last thread
Seriously though
What the fuck is wrong with Sages dads proportions
>>69449554
at least make them pretty, the resolution and framerate sucks
>>69449688
>2 losses to my mom
>goes down to Bosnia to beat up sheep or whatever
>>69449834
years of roid abuse
twitter and Reddit is pretty mad that Cerrone called DC a fag
>>69449358
this is why I thought the Aldo Frankie rematch was a mistake. People wanted to see Conor vs Fronkie, a nice clash of styles, now we're going to get more rematches. Zuffa just drops the ball all the time, fuck this semen slurping org and its manlet matchmaker.
>Mexico honestly believed potato could delete Jose's flame-broiled chin
>>69449943
Reddit is triggered, go figure
>>69449387
Fight would have not have lasted long enough for Frankie to shoot for 1 take down
>>69449943
faggot
No bully, but what does heem and yfmoc mean bros?
>>69449943
Bunch of pussies
>>69450069
t. 189er
Keep /heem/ alive
Fuck sawker
>UFC removed the video of the panel with Cerrone where he's clearly drunk and calling DC a fag
top kek
>>69450229
what did he say?
>>69449834
Wide jaw and a head too big for narrow shoulders. Left arm freakishly larger than the right.
haha
>>69449998
Are you seriously crying because Aldo had to beat Frank in order to get a rematch after being the champion for so fucking long?
Go back to making more meme fights, Dana.
>>69450203
t. 162er
>>69449836
Thanks lad im trying
>>69450343
much longer than that my dude
>>69448292
lmao, you think McManlet would have stuffed any of those takedowns from Edgar? Get real nerd!
He is ducking Edgar.
>>69447225
Since he became champ in 2012, he has gone to a decision 3 times and finished 5 fights, higher than any other active champion
Of course we have to look at his recent history, it's the only one that matters, fights from 9 fucking years ago are hardly relevant to how he preforms today
DJ also didn't start training full time until after Cruz too
I think you're just memeing lad
who actually bought the PPV here? I did and regret it 100%
>>69450342
Aldo should have fought someone else, like Holloway while Conor vs Frankie were fighting, then the winners face each other.
>wanting to see interesting matchups is a meme
t. 189er
>>69450485
Thats when I started being a non casual senpai
>>69450229
faggots
>>69443454
Don't put him with a guy that doesn't get wins by being a little bitch and doing tepid technical stuff
how did 200 sell btw?
>>69450605
You haven't stopped if you think Edgar isn't the worst fight in the UFC for McGregor, or your nationalism could just be blinding you.
>>69450229
they disabled comments for the fightpass fanatics video because people were literally calling them cucks
>>69444136
Implying Jones will be in the octagon in the next 2 years
>>69448474
You just KNOW Gus and Ronda fucked
>>69450739
oh he'll be in a cage
More webms? Also fuck mexico.
Why did people doubt him?
>>69441445
Boring sport general?
>>69450069
>nocamp Chad takes down Goobs
>Goobs subbed by 2 literal whos and Nate
>but Edgar could never TD Conor
pls explain
>>69451122
cause brock only got hit cleanly once and his face looks like it took a baseball bat hit
>>69451223
He would KO Frankie when they touch gloves
>>69450690
Amanda Nunes is the new PPV record holder.
>>69451223
>joe duffy
> a "who"
pick one you fucking casual
Lads
When do you think it was the last time Bork DID NOT skip Leg day?
The disproportion is astonishing.
>>69451078
This was probably fight of the night, Aldo was fucking fantastic. Lesnar/Hunt was awesome too.
DC was a cheap little bitch in that Silva fight.
>>69451383
Edgar would not stand and trade. You mean McFaggor would KO Edgar from the back with Edgar in mount, right? lmao
Lads, when is Conor going to stop ducking The Answer?
https://streamable.com/6r51
I told you guys but you wouldn't listen Frankie wins maybe 1 round in their first fight then maybe wins another round in the rematch
B-but Mcgregor, frankie isn't Mcgregor
>Frankie is 35 in October
So he'll be 35 the next time he fights
He's done, in the lower weight classes youth matters
>>69451567
that midget has to cover like 20 yards to get to conor
>>69450517
even if you ignore the majority of his fights to make your point, if he 'always looks for the finish' he wouldn't have to hear his corner shouting at him to finish, and that was only two or three fights ago
I think you're the one who's memeing lad
>>69450408
Just like in my animes
>>69451718
wow
the casuals are out in full force today. keep pretending you follow this sport you cuck
>Aldo beats the fuck out of Frankie
>Casuals think that means Frankie sucks instead of Aldo just being based
ffs lads
>>69449722
>Lately
You been living under a rock? Also, do you not browse any other board on 4chan? This word is indeed the most overused word on 4chan, and like you said it is used as a noun, verb, and adjective for pretty much anything and everything, rendering its definition basically useless.
>>69451894
It does though
The heavier you fight at the less age matters because speed and cardio arn't as large a factor
At 145 you need to be lightning fast and have cardio for days
How many 35 year olds have that
>>69451756
He was able to lay hand on Aldo every time he tried. Aldo was able to defend every time. Conor would not. McGregor knows that and this is why he is ducking Edgar.
>>69451474
>I rate Duffy
>>69451485
think it's the top that's just insanely big compared to his legs, they look alright
>>69451485
His legs are fine
He's just top heavy
Jesus, Tate is gutter trash. How could she even beat Holly?
>>69452251
Holly has no ground game
>>69451770
6 of these decisions where when he fought in a higher weight class than now and wasn't training full time
The others were Dodson twice (135er now who walks around 20 pounds heavier than MM), Bagautinov (roided), Benavidez (KOd him in the 2nd fight, lmao not looking for finishes am I right) and McCall (in the best preformance of McCalls career)
MM not finishing fights is a meme, face it
>>69449834
Look at his fucking face. Sage has no future with his cunt dad. Hopefully he'll man up and get rid of him while he's still young
Not enough (You)s lads
>>69452296
She has a decent sprawl but yeah once it gets past her takedown D she's got nothing
>>69452454
the quality is kinda poor and i feel that they are too short
I hope Rose wins so Joanna can fuck his shit up
>>69452552
They're gifs lad, I dont have access to the full fight
>>69452495
that makes her more hesitant where as Nunes trusts her ground game and isn't that afraid of getting taken down which allows her to be more aggressive.
Frankie unironically has more chance of being champ at 155 than 145 or 135
Thoughts
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>>69452552
They look like gifs.
Anyway
>"Please Brock, I mean Mr.Lesnar stop hurting me. Please have mercy"
What did he mean by that?
>>69452435
>it's a Jew sabotaging family values episode
haha
Is Bisping/Hendo 2 going to be UFC 204? Sure hope so and hopefully it will be in UK too.
>>69452640
No one cares unironically
>>69442571
Silva's fault for not being able to deal with it
Massive hole in his game and cormier exploited it, because this is a fucking sport and you play to win
What should his walk out song be?
>>69452640
Frankie is slowly moving into gatekeeper mode
>>69452640
frankie would get BTFO by any of the top guys in lightweight
>>69452696
Look into your heart, you know it's true
>>69452640
Frankie trains with Alvarez so the won't fight.
>>69452774
The BBQ Pit Boys instro song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PYZL8lMrA
>>69452774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0sI6eFarFE
the law being USADA
>>69452774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4EiBFUpFXg
Has anyone been hit harder by USADA other than Hendricks? Excluding guys like Reem who got busted before they came into play.
>>69452774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYEsaydrtI
Is Johny Hendricks phantom tollbooth or lost battalion?
>>69452640
Fronk would get eaten alive by Dom. I'm not even sure he can handle Holloway. 155 looks like shit though.
>>69452640
I agree, his biggest strenghtis his speed and the lower he gets the worse his advantage gets
>>69452978
Wondering about post USADA 'amazing sea-level Cain cardio' when he fights somebody who can last longer than 1 round.
>>69452774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>69452774
Literally his own song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFO-m5DShk
>>69452774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>69452768
That was also the most irrelevant fight of the year. Should have paid DC his show money and just booked a relevant fight in it's place.
>>69452349
>MM not finishing fights is a meme because of all these excuses for why he hasn't finished the majority of his fights
>oh and I'll conveniently ignore the fact that he even admitted that he preferred to avoid an easy finish during a post-fight interview
MM has been a boring point fighter that plays it safe longer than anything resembling a 'finisher'
MM not finishing fights is a meme only if you started watching UFC last year
>>69448900
>>69448576
>>69447943
>>69449256
>>69449554
>>69450408
>>69451078
>>69451933
>>69452454
thanks for posting those, that was the greatest fight that night, I really enjoyed Aldo showing why he's considered great.
>>69453552
it was pretty boring desu
>>69453552
thanks lad
>>69441817
Lesnar was just paid 2.5 million show money and nothing else except I did notice lot's of prelim TV ads for WWE game with his face on it, that was prob part of the deal too. He also gets to shill his UFC merch again which probably outsells everybody else's except Connor.
Typically the main event fighters gets PPV points so I guess Meisha Tate collected those which should be in the 3-10 million mark depending if anybody bought this card.
>mfw casuals think that fights that don't end up with a finish are bad
>>69453786
You are batshit crazy if you think he is only gettin 2.5 mil
>>69441797
yea I can see why Cormier did what he did. Standing and banging with Silva is a bad and risky idea, no matter if he is over 40 years old. I would sure as hell wrestle him if I could as well, he just needs one opening and a bit of luck and you will wake up in the showers
Guys I'm terminally ill. What disease I have it is I won't disclose. "Why are you on a Polynesian paper producing website in your final days?" Well it's because I can't leave my bed. But it's been entertaining watching spicy bangers for the past week from my bedside surrounded by friends and family. I won't be making it to the end of the month. All I wanted with my short time was to see Jones/DC. And it didn't happen. Then I got DC/Silva. And then fight happened. I'm not asking for donations for my funeral,for my family or prayers for my health. All I want you to do is if you see Daniel Cormier, I implore you please,please,please give him a (Boo) for me. Thank you for reading this. And thank you for all the keks /heem/. It's been good. Fuck DC.
>>69453786
>Miesha
>making 3-10 mill
Kek lad
No way she's getting more than 0.50 on each PPV bought
Brock probably gets like 5 bucks
>>69453988
yeah, there's at least 15k in based Reebok money to add to that.
>>69453853
They are if one guy is intentionally fighting for points, just tagging and running away for 5 rounds. Should completely remove all points from JewFC and judging, if you don't finish in 3 rounds rule it a draw. Remove the 12-6 elbow rule to prevent nonstop ground hugging and fights over real quick.
>>69453786
>Meisha
>3-10 million
>>69451485
He's just thick up top bud. Throws the look off.
>>69443454
Chael Sonnen
>>69451485
Are you on crack? Did you see his hamstrings when he took down Hunt?
So this is the power of the 'GOAT'
>>69454050
F. even though you're clearly making this up
>>69454683
>post USADA goat
>>69454683
Nigga is an grandpa now
Who /white boy/ here?
I was pretty stoked when Andy kicked DC in his Popeye chicken gut, I was hoping so hard for the upset.
>>69454811
GSO hasn't fought post USADA. Not that It would be a problem :^)
>>69454923
GSO sounds cool but GSP* is what I meant
>>69454923
To his credit he did buy a 3rd party test and piss clean when super roided Hendricks was fighting him (and still lost). Could have been super juiced before that who knows.
>>69454683
>Last win was a fight in brazil
>Lost every fight outside of Brazil since
Yeah
Natty for sure
>>69455099
IK, I aint jokin when I say GSP is/was the best mixed martial artist in the world so far.
>>69453640
if you found it boring then you're pretty much confirmed a casual
sorry bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5zNNwfZ8pI
What the fuck is with this kid.
>>69455099
Probably was super juiced before considering how awful he looked in that fight
>>69455558
*tips fedora*
just kidding lad, it was a great performance from aldo, i think i found a bit boring because it was like 4 am and i havent slept properly for a couple of days
just watched the conor diaz press conference from the other day,i may hate him but my god conor is hilarious
>>69455675
morse code, he's saying help me
>>69455849
>u-ugly lanky mexican
yes, just downright hilarious
>>69455849
he brings the bants thats for sure, with COnor its always going to be fun.
>>69455822
get some sleep lad
>>69452640
Frankie would beat Dillasnake but not Cruz
>>69455849
He said nothing humorous the entire press conference. I wish I was amused as easy as you, not to sound offensive.
>>69456024
will do after the divegrass final finishes
Brock literally got off the couch after 5 years out and beat a top 10 HW
Brock is unironically the GOAT
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
(Pick all 6 fights/no "Literally Who?" unless you want to add yourself)
Can Crusher
>>69455849
Nate's interview with Rogan was great
>August 20, I'm fighting this little guy
>In times of war, I own all his shit
>>69456103
>Brock is unironically the GOAT
that's your takeaway from the fight? Mine is that HW is unironically shit.
>>69456112
>Lineker
>Ferguson
>Samman
>Oliynyk
>Noke
>Smolka
>>69456112
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
>>69456175
Nate sounded like he has severe brain damage
>>69456175
linky?
>>69456117
Anderson would not do nearly as good in the current MW division.
>>69456112
Lineker via decision
Ferguson via 1st round sub
Samman via 1st round T/KO
Oliynyk via 1st round sub
Noke via decision
Smolka via decision
>>69448972
mike would kill you and fuck your corpse and then take your bitch though
>>69455675
what a nice kid, stop bullying him please
why dont people just accept he behaves like a puppy
>>69456201
we all know boxing was better than mma, we're just here to pass the time.
>>69456201
>Mine is that HW is unironically shit.
get a load of this guy
>>69456380
You should write for McGregor
>>69456460
>the city of boxswede
>>69456498
What if I already do?
i want joanna to beat the shit out of me
Name a worse division than WBW
>>69456112
Are you sure that's the main card? its dfifferent on sherdog
>>69451485
he clearly only does meme lowbar squats and deadlifts
more hammy than quad building
>>69455675
Memecutt has a severe case of religious fanaticism, he literally worked for several years as an apprentice shepherd for obvious bible reasons until becoming a soldier of heebus.
That's why he's weird as fuck because he's going to be on TV selling holy water and miracle bible scrolls in a few years.
>>69456112
McDonald
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oleinik
Noke
Nguyen
>>69455675
looks fine to me
>>69447943
Aldbro is so obviously on Teh roids. He looks like a shaved gorilla.
>202 has a based undercard even though the main event sells the whole card
>201 has a dogshit undercard even though Lawler doesn't draw for shit
Wrong way around desu.
>>69456804
Flyweight, they are unironically giving a TUF winner the title shot
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69456869
not sure
>>69456471
He's right you know, instead of analizing heavyweights and see how they match-up, you should just flip a coin and save some tim2
>>69456630
we all know boxers are the most entertaining in MMA aswell
>>69457901
Wrong thread, buddeh
>>69457618
goofed
5 of 6
>>69458194
thanksfor telling me
>>69458332
meme footwork tb(h)
>>69452685
So win are they gonna suspend hulk Hogan for roids?
>>69456112
Mcdonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Nakamura
Nguyen
>>69458128
dude in every fight sport HW is the royal class everyone want see the "big guys" fighting.idgaf about tactical manlet hopping in bantamweight
>Bork still has highest PPV buyrate
>came back to 200 and broke Conor's Nevada gate record
Get cucked by the Natty GOAT you little Irishman.
>>69458641
But that's why heavyweight is so shit look at brock lesnar a mandrama who's so big he can actually compete with people that have fought for years
Cm punk will never be ufc, welterweights will never allow him and neither willll anyone sub heavyweight
>>69459160
ufc champion*
>>69459160
HOL UP
just because he won against mark hunt does not mean he can heem cain or stipe automatically.
>>69459160
Tbf Brock is more than just a mandrama meme.
CM Punk had virtually zero training before being signed and had never been in a real fight or any real physical sport.
Brock was an NCAA Division 1 Champion in his senior year and runner-up as a Junior. Even after years out, he was still able to take Mark Hunt down over and over while other big HWs can't.
Why is Charles Bennett so fucking based?
>>69452606
If Baba Koksal was 5'7" with long hair
