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Previous thread: >>69427195
News:
>Hendo-Bisbong confirmed
https://twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572
>UFC 200 results
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-results-amanda-nunes-tears-through-miesha-tate-wins-title-with-first-round-choke
>UFC looking for DJ replacement at 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/with-demetrious-johnson-injured-ufc-officials-seeking-replacement-opponent-for-wilson-reis-at-ufc-201
Free fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQM9Afb-ZWw
schaub eats a bag of dicks on a daily basis
>UFC looking for DJ replacement at 201
Schaub or literally it doesn't matter, it didn't matter to begin with
>mfw i stopped the schaub bot by associating white supremacy with his name so he wouldn't want bad PR
>>69434544
Schaub vs Wilson Reis CONFIRMED for 201
I got Schaub by d'arce
anybody that thinks brock needs roids to look like he does hasn't trained hard a day in his life
>>69434417
she should get her jawbone shaved and fuck off
>>69434559
schaub isn't white and neither is his kid you fucking retard
Guys
It's 2016
Dan Henderson is unironically getting a title shot
>>69434544
He should stop being a fucking pussy and get to 135.
>>69434559
HEIL SCHAUB
>>69434615
and im fucking cool with it t b h
bisping get his chinn deleted for a second time
>>69434615
>no charismatic fighters for over 10 years
>just rehashing the old guard
I dont know what the fuck happened
Remember people like Forest and Rampage? There's literally nobody like that now
It's just manlets from team alpha male who suck each others cocks for not gay dares and boring wrestlers
>Brock will still have to submit to USADA testing until he officially retires from UFC
>>69434637
Why is this guy talk about white supremecy so much on the JRE? It's becoming really weird
>I own this town, I own Rio de Janeiro, so for him to say that he is the king and I am the joker, if this was a different time, I would invade his favela on horseback, and would kill anyone who wasn't fit to work, but we're in a new time, so I'll whoop his ass instead.
>He is a dead man walking. I am going to rip him limb from limb.
>If he took a can of Monster energy from this table, and told me to come and get it, I'd drill it through his head.
>I was happy to see him, I shook his hand, I embraced him, I gave him a little cuddle and told him that it would all be A-okay.
"It will be over before you know it, just please show up December 12th. I don't want to scare him any more, he's petrified, he went running before. So now I'm gonna take the opposite approach, cuddle him look after him, whisper sweet nothings.... tell him it's gonna be alright and it will be over quick.
>I am your daddy, I want you to sit on my lap.
>Look into my eyes. Little Brazilian. VocĂȘ vai morrer.
>The left side of your face is drooping. I'm worried, I'm honestly worried, I love you, I love you like my bitch.
why is brock lesnar the best fighter in history?
>>69434668
what makes you think he isnt just retiring now and he will get a special exemption for the four month testi period every time he "'"""""comes out of retirement"""""""
I support drug testing
>t. cuck
>>69434708
He is juiced to the gills
please someone post the henderson bisping KO webm i need it badly
>>69434643
Hunt has always had a bad ground game. And he is 42 years old. They didnt need to pay him anything.
Brock looked in the best shape he has ever been in the ufc. This would be okay if we didnt have to jump around the topic of him being allowed to juice up for 5 years then come back with an exemption after cycling off.
Ho much did hunto get to take a dive?
>>69434776
700k
>>69434713
Depends where he fights next and which commission is overseeing it, I think NSAC would take a dim view of him seeking an exemption again.
>>69434668
Bork does what Bork wants... USADA hasn't developed a test that Bork can't pass.
>>69434615
>not making Bisping vs Jacare
can we not have manlet matchmaker?
>>69434688
Because he's woke
>>69434793
He gets tested regularly at the WWE, so they probably will just let him use those tests.
>>69434615
Is it too much to ask for a meritocratic mma? Fuck ppv buys familia
dan_hendersons_wife.png
>>69434701
lol do they have a Conor cam for this fight? where I can just see Conor's reactions the whole time?
>>69434876
no he doesn't
post bispings daughter celebrating
Brock is surprisingly charismatic for someone who lives in isolation.
is rousey really coming back? the situation kinda gives gina flashbacks
holy shit Remy Bonjasky talks about an k1 comeback
what a time to be alive
>Brock Lesnar does that Brock Lesnar wants to do
Uncrowned champ.
>>69434960
Yes he does...
>The Substance Abuse and Drug Testing Policy prohibits the use of drugs by WWE talent for other than a legitimate medical purpose pursuant to a valid prescription from a licensed and treating physician. The use of masking agents and/or diuretics to conceal or obscure the use of prohibited drugs is also forbidden
http://corporate.wwe.com/who-we-are/talent
>>69434987
Where does he live?
>>69434989
why do you care
>>69435071
on a farm in Canada away from civilisation
>>69435071
The barren frozen tundra of Minnesota
The /sp/ migration stops now, i dont want to disturb these people like what happen to /asp/, we're going to fight fire with fire if there is going to be a changed. We have to spam our topics to counter WWE. Then maybe our voices will be heard. WE HAVE TO FIGHT COME ON LETS TAKE BACKS WHATS OUR
>>69435071
Saskatchewan
>>69434989
no she isn't.we are getting
nunes vs pena
winner of holm-shevchenko for the next title shot and loser vs tate
mcmann vs zingano.
makes you appreciate joanna.
>>69434793
The NSAC aphas nothing to do with it. USADA and ultimately, the UFC, make the decision.
>>69435054
so youre saying if he has a TRT prescription he's allowed to use it in WWE but must cycle off before USADA testing?
really makes you think
>>69435124
>>69435159
>>69435101
>>69435105
I knew it was there, i wanted to know the house, that village is pretty small, and no expensive houses.
>>69435173
nobody appreciates wmma
>>69435223
Joanna is exciting to watch
Sage lost that fight senpaitachi
>>69435271
(((exciting)))
not impressed by ufc 200 :/ , best performance Gegard Mousasi
>>69435290
He didn't though
He won rounds 1 and 3
>>69435223
joanna along with cruz and MM are very exciting to watch but they will never be popular in the mainstream because they are small.
>>69435290
>tfw sage is gonna get blasted and choked out and limbs broken off any time he faces a real fighter
they can't keep him on cards fighting cans forever. maybe he'll become the king of the prelims.
>>69435308
>>69435290
nah, he won pretty clearly but he didn't look good in doing it. His fight IQ is questionable- he is having success on the feet but then he clinches up and goes for a sloppy takedown which gets him in a bad position.
>>69435332
>inb4 someone says but pacqurioa and mayweather are manlets
yeah but theyre only popular because of huge winning streaks which no fighter can get in mma because the point fighting isnt there to protect you
>>69435271
Yeah if you like watching a trained athlete beating up soccer moms and social media airheads.
>>69434987
All dat wwe
>One thing I want to do. America: A shout-out to the men in uniform that protect and serve this country, from sea to shining sea, from one white boy to all the nationalities: We got to stand together, people.
B A S E D
R
O
C
K
>>69435329
how did he win round 3? The other guy didn't do much, but Sage did even less, he was dragged down and couldn't get back up.
Sage showed heart but the other guy imposed his will on him
>>69435405
I think he got tagged and didn't like it
>>69435332
Cruz is barely 1 inch smaller than Goober. All you need is a trashtalker.
>>69435308
Pretty bad event considering the hype behind it.
>>69435332
Cruz ans MM are exciting don't group Joanna with those actual greats.
>>69435388
he's back!!! so, he's next in line after overeem and JDS? too bad stipe won't hold the belt so they can meet for a title.
Who else here unironically liked yellow ring?
Is Lesnar /heem/'s boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SORjD6Tew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SORjD6Tew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SORjD6Tew
>>69435435
meant to >>69435389
>>69435435
Those elbows that opened up the other guy did the most damage, and the roll to top position gave him a takedown and last impression.
>>69435177
What's your point?
You do realize that EVERY national sports organization has shitty drug testing and even USADA is flawed in its abilities to regulate right?
Are you singling Brock out just cause he is white or what?
>>69435479
holy imagine stipe against him
post yfw conor gets knocked down in round 1 because he over trained boxing and deleted his own chin
>>69435495
me!! absolute nostalgic
>>69435479
>>69435479
I don't think they would give JDS a shot considering Cain molested him twice so he holds a better standing with the fans.
Will UFC 202 have a green ring?
>>69435545
yeah thats it im racist against white people, you got me
fucking spastic go back to /asp/
brock wouldve lost if not but for the fake roid strength from roids. he wouldnt have taken down hunt and/or held him down and wouldve been KOd.
i dont give a shit about your red herring meme that everyone cheats so its cool that he does. JBJ cheats and hes fired.
>>69435447
cruz comes off as too narcissistic, probably the reason he has no friends, mm doesn't have any competition
i dont even think cruz v mm would be a big fight with casuals, even though it would be an amazing fight
>>69435479
i think he can beat overeem.Stipe vs Cain would be a war.
>>69435643
Cruz is only talking about a Mcgregor superfight. Haven't heard him express any interest in fighting DJ gain.
>>69435529
He admitted he was a bully.
I can only imagine how hateable he was in highschool.
Will never be my boy.
Is Big Rig new Bendo? I can see him losing another fight and btfo from UFC to Bellator. He disapointe me greatly.
>>69435531
Marin didn't really do anything, Sage was elbowing him a lot and even hurt him at one point I think. Pretty sure most media scored it for Sage.
>>69435686
He seems like a pretty cool guy now
>charismatic
>funny
>alpha as fuck
>>69435643
>it would be an amazing fight
Not sure about that. The size difference is huge between them, and considering how hard Cruz is to hit, Mighty Mouse has almost no chance to win.
https://streamable.com/6r51
Did he let you down?
>>69435700
Bendo didn't really fall off in the UFC, his contract just ended. Hendricks is in a bad spot though, he will probably be forced to move to MW now. Wonder how many fights he has left on his contract.
>>69435772
no aldo was just in fucking beast-form.no need to blame him t b h
get goofed lads
only 2 ppl besides me got the picks right
also in the future, if you're not gonna goof the picks live dont take them
How well 200 sold?
>>69435686
>He admitted he was a bully.
Not a person in the world wouldn't be with a body like his.
>>69435636
>Brock would have lost if he hadn't used his wrestling to control where the fight took place, and wasn't a better athlete than the guy he was fighting
lol fuck off cuck, take your ass back to /lgbt/
>>69435741
189er aren't ya
>>69435844
i guess around the million mark, 202 should outsell pretty easily
>>69435577
>over trained boxing and deleted his own chin
This is probably the stupidest shit I've read on /heem/.
>>69435851
his 'wrestling' was determined by his strength which was determined by his roids
go suck a big dick you poof, you're worthless fat american garbage
>>69435577
The rematch will end nearly the same way. Connor will try to dance and poke more this time though, yet hell still gas before diaz and nate will take it to the ground for the sub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeA__6aVkK0
>>69435834
>I fell for the tate meme and she fucked the rest of my perfect picks up
I was inefficient with my energy
Why are UFC/MMA fans so insufferable irl, but /heem/ so cool?
I feel unsatisfied a bit with the Edgar Aldo fight. I wanted a knockout, but holy fuck Aldo was on another fucking level.
Made Edgar look like a god damn amateur.
>>69434141
>>69434151
>>69434228
plus ppvbux
Had a pretty good night senpai. Shit posting lyrics to face the pain was pretty awesome
>>69436042
it was a bad fight because both of these guys should fight for the belt, Frankie vs Conor is a good clash of styles, but now he ain't gonna get a shot
The champ is literally going around showing his belt without having to defend it
Is he Canada's biggest star?
>>69435922
look at this mad aussie cunt, butthurt cause your aboriginal hero got raped by a true beast.
Your tears are fucking delicious kek
Alright, who failed their post fight drug tests?
>>69436042
People were expecting a KO because they thought that 13 second KO deleted Aldo's career
It rocked him emotionally for sure but it motivated him to get back in there and he adjusted and picked edgar apart, Aldo usually takes tough fights to decision so I wasn't really expecting him to put Frankie away either, I enjoyed it but I guess I agree that it could've been a bit more exciting
>>69436101
Well they both got a chance to take the fight when RDA pulled out, they both refused so I guess this was a way to decide who's next, I wouldnt worry about it though, now that the RDA meme was ended by Alvarez before Conor could get to him, I wonder if he's actually going to try to go for the LW belt now
>>69436036
Bantz
>>69436125
Canada only births little benders
>>69436178
ALL NATIONALITIES
>>69436211
>had the chance of fighting the champ with a very short camp
>some people were saying it wasn't even for the belt and had to be at 155
What would be the point? They'd have to beat the same guy twice, but now at 145 to be the champ, it was a shitty deal for both of them.
Who should Anderson fight next?
I'm unironically enjoying his meme tier career right now.
>>69436352
I think that part about it not being for the belt is bullshit, Conor is too prideful to not make the weightcut and make that fight happen at the proper weight class for the belt, at that point he literally thought he could beat everyone in the UFC
Yeah, it would've been a shitty deal but it happens, I'm not saying its fair but people have taken shit on short notice just to make the fight happen and have gotten it done, I'm just saying they did have the chance at the time, even though it was optimal at all, to get that fight, things turned out how they did with Nate, and now we got two contenders who want that fight next, so this was really the only way to decide it for now
rate these purses
Brock Lesnar $2,500,000
Mark Hunt $700,000
Anderson Silva $600,000
Miesha Tate $500,000
Daniel Cormier $500,000
Jose Aldo $400,000
Cain Velasquez $300,000
Frankie Edgar $190,000
Travis Browne $120,000
Amanda Nunes $100,000
>>69436125
EVERY OTHER NATION BETTER PRAY TO GOD GSP AND BORK DONT START TRAINING TOGETHER
>>69436480
Jon Jones brothers
>>69436101
>aldo defends belt once a year
no problem
>conor has 2 fights 8 months and probably will have 3 in 1 year
still whining.Fuck outta here.
Why is the stand up game of karatekas such as wonderboy and sage so far ahead of the rest of the ufc?
Y'all niggas slow af lol
>>69436487
Pretty good. DC was reportedly getting 1,000,000 before Jones pulled out.
>>69436487
as far as ufc goes, pretty fuckin good
>>69436480
they will probably give him a favourable match up in Brazil or something like that to repay him for stepping up on 2 days notice. Maybe someone like Belfort.
>>69436487
>Anderson gets half a milli to lie on the ground and grapevine DC's left leg for 15 minutes
truly an inspiration
>>69436501
friendship with Dana over
Georges is my new best friend
Edgy Brah
>>69436487
Theres no way in hell Mark Hunt got paid more than Daniel Cormier who is the champion...
those numbers look whack af
>>69436548
he crumpled him with that liverkick m8
>>69436571
Cormier got PPVbux goof
Lookin' for a bunda.
>>69436487
>brock lesnar
shieeeeet
Hunt didn't deserve more than Edgar and Cain together...
>>69436585
think prime silva would have shat on dc, and dc is a pretty insane fighter
>>69436621
yes he did
>main card had lesnar 38, hunt 42, dc 37, silva 41
>none of those fights were even for a title
Strangely enough they looked like retirement fund fights.
>>69436669
>flag
>>69436567
who's the girl
>>69436524
>guy gets injured and can't defend the belt
this sucks cock but happens
>guy prances around with the belt, doesn't defend it and uses it to promote his LW fights
lol okay whatever
>guy wants an instant rematch after getting beat at LW instead of defending the belt
don't be retarded now
>>69436635
not sure about that
maybe in a 5 round fight he'd be able to catch him
I still think if DC had trained for Silva and taken the fight more seriously he would've hurt him a lot more
I was pissed last night but I think Cormier didn't KO Silva because he didn't want to hurt the old guy
Being a nice guy doesn't pay off
>>69436524
Aldo defended twice a year in 2010, 2011, 2013 and 2014
>>69436715
https://twitter.com/unstoppable_lee
>>69436673
UFC post 2010 was a mistake
McGregor is the only personality thats emerged
>>69436487
Cain should have made more, he saved the main card.
>>69436763
jbj m8
>>69436781
thats fuckin right
how can tate make more than velasquez
>>69436837
"I got caught"
t. every UFC fighter
>>69436887
really makes me think
>>69436617
did bork get a slice of the ppv buys or merchandise?
>>69436837
they must give her money, if not UFC would be called a sexist organization, they pay lots of money just to fighters who makes money for them, tate is not making money for UFC, so it's only logical that they are cucked.
>>69436887
t. JBJ
who /feelingempty/ here?
If you don't think Cain Velasquez is the best heavyweight ever, EVER, you are literally a stupid casual
>>69436501
wtf? Is GSP in high heels or something? Or was Brok wearing heels when he faced down Hunt? GSP and hunt are the same height yet here brock and GSP look almost level, while bork towers over hunt
Something fishy afoot
How many ring card girls do you think these guys have gangbanged?
>>69436837
you get what you're worth in this game
>>69436976
after UFC 200 you mean m8?
>>69436924
Then why not give more money to Nunes? Tate got 5 times more money.
So /heem/'s fightfu got BTFO last night. At least she'll probably get that nose job now.
>>69437007
yeah, it was kind of a letdown. Not even that hyped for the Salt Lake City card
Post fighters you want to see sustain a career-ending injury
I'll start:
>>69437016
idk why anybody finds her attractive. she's pretty but that nose fucking ruins it. I'm fine with a big nose but it's got a fucking sharp jew hook.
>>69436976
This card was supposed to be the GOAT, but it sorta just fizzled out. Which is a shame because 200 was hyped as this huge milestone.
>>69437025
yeah I feel you, but at the very least some of the prelims have been better fights, pretty spicy nice fights going on now
there's always another card m8, we'll get through em
>>69436994
it's just the angle of the picture
>>69437016
I think nunes would be a terrible match for rousey hope she loses again when she comes back
>>69437025
Non-casuals were let down even before Jones got caught.
All you casual little fucks need to stop whining. You hardly follow MMA.
>>69437055
she broke her nose and fucked up her looks and ruined her post fight career
wish granted senpai
How ass fractured was /heem/ after seeing Cormier meme on anderson? Wrestlers > strikers
>>69437114
Let down by what then, before Jones?
>>69437055
I think we just did m8. She got her nose deleted worse than Rory.
>>69437121
Not the first time her nose was broken.
>>69437014
because they don't have to, Nunes is not popular and if she demanded more money they would say to her 'no' and she would fight either way. remember when conor said he wont fight if dana don't give him more money for diaz fight i think, and they agreed to give him more. he can do that, she cant.
>>69437140
how deep can she get that tongue in my ass, i wonder
>>69437121
She never looked good. I don't understand how anyone can think she is beautiful.
>>69437140
>mfw there's girls with long tongues cause our ancestors killed the short tongued ones but let these ones live cause they give good head
based ancestor bros
>>69436526
Literally 4 types of bait in one post.
Dank as fuck.
>3 days away
>>69437135
The card. Do you want me to hold your little hand and explain every fighter to you, and where they are in their careers and what sort of performances they've been turning in, and how every specific fight is going to affect their careers as well as the division? Sorry but no.
>>69437198
shes not beautiful. she has porn star looks and that's attractive. big tits, nice ass, busted face, crazy cause fighter. you know shes a whore and thats attractive.
how come cain had mexican flag and not american on 'tale of the tape' ? Because he's born in America and he don't have a mexican citizenship i suppose... if Stipe lets say ask for croatian flag, is it possible they would allow that? ofc he wont do that cause he's proud cleveland boy and shit, but i'm just interested.
>>69437114
lad, I watch pretty much every event. I wasn't particularly hyped for the event either but still was somewhat let down.
>>69437269
good question its the same with overeem (british/netherland)
>>69437068
>>69437063
it was supposed to have the big event feel but it never really happened. Comfy fight nights are usually the best anyways. 202 is the real 200.
>>69437269
Yes, they'd allow it, because they let guys choose whatever they want. Brock fought under a Canadian flag because he trained there, lol.
>>69437121
Breaking the nose might lead to surgery which will actually fix the fucking thing. It was horrendous before. I don't think it could be any worse.
>>69436763
The thing that's most impressive is how well UFC sells the fights. GOAT card when a cro cop vs fedor fight would not be out of place in terms of age.
How can anyone dislike Brock?
>>69436752
Cormier's entire gameplan is set around taking the other guy around, establishing dominant position, and only throwing enough so the ref keeps him there. It had nothing to do with Silva. It had to do with him being an Olympic wrestler who fights like a pussy.
Anyone else feel bad for Johny?
>robbed by judges for the belt
>failed steakhouse
>USADA
>can't make weight
how stoned was joe last night?
the post fight interviews seemed so awkward, especially brock's
>>69437239
I got Mayday and Ben Nguyen.
What u reckon??
>>69437394
UFC's marketing is very impressive. One of the things that fascinates me the most is how they made the weigh ins a spectacle, whereas in boxing nobody really gives a fuck about weighins and they look amateur as fuck.
UFC also does a pretty good job of getting people interested in the fighters on the prelims/undercard in comparison to boxing where its all only about the main event.
>>69437451
Not anymore, because he's being stupid and it's all his fault (all except robbery against lawler) . he must turn his life upsidedown , he must realize he's done with WW an go to MW and try again climbing to the top,
>>69437269
he's a mexican born in the body of an american, he's a transnational person
>>69437397
It really hurts some MMA peoples feelings to find out that a physical monster can overcome technique, because these faggots believe that if they train enough, they'll magically become badasses instead of staying unathletic turds with slack jaws. Brock doesn't fight for years, doesn't have a full camp, and proceeds to batter one of their favorite knockout artists. Brock is a walking reminder that technique can only go so far without athleticism.
In reality, we should all be marveling at the motherfucker because he's a once-in-a-lifetime athlete and the most physically imposing human being on the planet.
>>69434482
Dead sport general?
AFTER LAST NIGHT'S BORING UFC 200 turned off so many casuals the "sport" really took a hit.
Anderson still hasn't bled in a fight?
neat
>>69437490
I reckon mcdonald gets hurt in a lot of his fights before coming back. If lineker hurts him it's over. I also reckon that Smolka is too good everywhere and a huge step up in competition. He will sub Nguyen
>>69436487
Why the hell does Travis brown make so much? Everyone else on that list has competed for a belt.
>>69437579
>AFTER LAST NIGHT'S BORING UFC 200 turned off so many casuals the "sport" really took a hit.
thats a good thing, makes it more comfy
>>69437451
he still has that big rig, he could become a trucker, is that a profitable job in the US?
Anderson Silva vs Luke Rockhold when?
>>69437239
>1st Lesnar now Nakamura
W-WE BE /SP/ NOW
>there goof in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't believe in Sea Level Cain
>>69437626
Biggest PPV in history. It doesn't matter who he is. You would have been there instead of him, you would have made about the same amount.
>WE GOT A SCHAUB POSTER OVER HERE BABE
>>69437591
They never match Anderson against strikers who are any good. He always fights wrestlers and grapplers.
Anderson bled when he fractured his leg against Chris Weidman
>>69437611
Interesting. u betting on lineker?
was fireball kid just bad or miller so good?
he had 1 significant strike in total
>>69437490
>>69437611
Mayday didn't look good at all in his last fight, he was getting worked and pulled the sub out of his ass. Lineker should win this pretty handily IMO.
>>69437842
delete this
who does Eddie Alvarez fight next?Does nate get a shot if he beats conor again?
>>69437840
Gomi is done, has been for a while. Should retire for his own sake.
>>69437876
>tfw the new LW champ is literally a suicide bomber
Aldo and Moose looked great last night desu
>>69437876
probably
Alvarez vs Diaz, Khabib vs RDA would be a great event
>>69437876
>>69437840
gomi is a literal alcoholic, he's been shit for a decade
>>69437842
hey chimpette, go get some fans
>>69437916
Be careful
>>69437541
But Brock has plenty of technique. He has wrestled his entire life and was a national champion in college.
>Hendricks post-USADA
Bad hairline
Bad weigh-in
Bad loss
JUST
Aldo looked like vampire drug lord on press conference top fucking lel
what is it like to kiss a girl on the mouth ?
>>69438074
punished aldo
>>69437490
Ben "I don't take shit from tattooed bullies" Nguyen will claim this win for Vietnam and America.
>>69438080
bags of salty sandy pennies
>>69438080
like vomitting and shitting on your dreams and aspirations
>>69438101
and reddit
>>69437541
Brock is a legit wrestler bro, if you think physicality alone can overcome talent, why isn't Pudzianowski HW champ
Lads what will the NY card look like? I guess they will try to put McGregor/Aldo on there. Ronda won't back. Maybe Lesnar? Weidman will hopefully be there.
>>69435432
did he get in trouble for this? it's in poor taste and pretty racist to support cops right now
>>69438074
his head looks like a lumpy potato
>>69437239
>a 5'3" 27-7 Brazilian stole durans nickname
>>69438143
Or Bob Sapp
>>69438161
ironic race-baiting is still race-baiting
>>69437733
I still can't get over how smooth his wheel kicks looked.
is there a picture of bruised and fucked up miesha? she covered the face on press conference but it's clear that her nose is a mess
>>69438100
a fallen legend
Straight boxing, who takes it and how? I got canelo by MD, 8 rounds to 4
>>69438206
>poirier vs brooks
both train at ATT, so I doubt it would happen
Poirier v Chiesa
Brooks v Johnson/Dariush
even without jones, he continues to fuel the homoeroticism
>>69437916
>>69437939
what's the difference between khabib and tony?both have 7 fight win streaks in the ufc,both will have beat construction workers come august and tony's ufc resume is more impressive.i think khabib should get 1 more fight(ideally against someone like cerrone) to get his title shot.
alvarez vs diaz/ferguson
rda vs barboza
khabib vs cerrone
poirier vs brooks
chiesa vs johnson
tell me how all of these fights dont make sense.
>>69437541
You still have to know how to fight in order to beat someone up.
being a big sack of shit isn't going to make a difference if someone cracks you in the face with a good punch.
What did Brock REALLY want to say after the fight when he mentioned people getting along
>>69438285
succ
>>69438143
>Pudzianowski
That dude can't move. Athleticism isn't just strength; it's that with speed, flexibility, etc.
>>69438047
That's true, but I meant overall MMA technique and well-roundedness. It's overrated. Brock has a very particular set of skills, but is limited in stand up. Turns out that it doesn't matter and you can compensate weaknesses by being an athletic freak.
>>69438276
Canelo via KO round 1
>>69438276
>8 Rds to 4
>MD
>>69437541
My dad mentioned a couple guys on TV talking about how Brock can't take a punch and that he's basically terrible. He said they were at UFC 200. Does anyone know who they were? They were reporters or broadcasters.
>>69435535
>roll to top position gave him a takedown and last impression
>a sweep is the same as a takedown
>the closing seconds of a round should be scored differently than the rest of the fight
Are you fucking retarded
>>69437239
>hands of stone
I hope this fuck gets heemed
>>69438176
probably explains why Conor did so well against him
>>69438347
dude decided to fight as a Canadian because of disgust with your '''''''country'''''''
im sure you can figure it out
>>69438347
he wanted to say niggers to stop carying illegal firearms and to stop resist when cop asks them to, so they don't get shot, so innocent police officers stop being killed.
>>69438143
>why isn't Pudzianowski HW champ
if you saw him fighting you wouldn't ask that question, he's the worst in the cage.
>>69438369
Nah, canelo literally doesn't throw punches until around round 4-5 if the other guy is faster than him, and I think goobs is slightly faster. However conor does wear 4 Oz gloves, hed probably be slow as shit with 8 or 10 oz
>>69438373
Haha too easy
>>69435686
He was a known asshole when he was younger.
>>69438307
Khabib is undefeated, Ferguson is not.
And Nate isn't much interested in belts and is not pushing for it, so I don't see it happen anytime soon especially considering he only won one lightweight bout in almost 3 years.
>>69438398
Probably talking about the preshow commentators with Bisping and shit. They all picked against Brock because he's a threat to their masculinity.
>>69438285
you just know
>>69438364
>moving goalposts already
okay
>>69438450
I completely agree, that was my entire point
He is undoubtably a super-athlete though, but he certainly can't """""overcome technique"""" just by being strong
It cheapens the achievements of Brock as an amateur wrestler to say he only does what he does because he's athletic, fact is his freak athleticism is coupled with a fantastic wrestling skill and that's why he looked as good as he did
>>69438513
bisping and stann? threat to their masculinity?
>>69437733
Cain is my boy, doesn't get tired, pretty good ground and pound, very humble and nice.
Javier, stop injuring him faggot.
>>69438347
WHITE PEOPLE! ITS TIME WE ABANDON THIS FAILED EXPERIMENT KNOWN AS THE UNITED STATES AND FORM A NEW NATION IN CANADA...
>>69438481
>He doesn't want to play magic the gathering with you
He's a total piece of shit then huh?
>>69438606
kek
How would you change the MMA rules?
>>69438564
>canada
>converting to the metric system
nah, fuck that noise
>>69438531
Brock Lesnar isn't a powerlifter like that guy, you fucking retard. Thinking that Euroshit is somehow relevant to the conversation is nonsense.
>>69438606
lucky hes got you in his beta army to defend his honour
based beta orbitter
>>69438531
I don't watch the NFL. Just by combine numbers and size does Brock stand out or is he average?
>>69438644
yellow cards
so no more wrestle fucking and people wont run for 5 rounds
Does Brock have one of the GOAT walkouts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
>>69438644
soccer kicks, naked hot female referees, 12-6 elbows, no clinch or hugfest or laynpray allowed
>people really watch this "sport"
>15 minute hugfest and homoerotic positions
>biggest event ever for the UFC but a WWE wrestler had their best match
>literal vanilla midgets on the whole card and out of shape dadbods
>fighters even kiss after
>>69438483
not all records are the same. 16-0 in the >Soviet Union doesn't really mean shit.If he beats Cerrone or even better,Ferguson,then he should get a title shot.Until then, Nate(if he wins) or Ferguson should have the advantage.
>>69438644
joint manipulation. break a nigga finger if you wanna. break his ankle, break his knee. fuck the fighters. theyll do it anyway.
>>69438661
Your argument was:
>a physical monster can overcome technique
My counterargument is:
>look at this other physical monster with shit technique, he isn't nearly as good as Brock, because Brock is a legit wrestler coupled with being an athletic specimen
Can you understand this now or do I have to break it down even more, murridumb
Or are you actually going to claim that the 4-time strongest man in the world isn't a physical freak
>>69438738
my sides if tony loses on wednesday
>>69438736
>Implying Bork had best fight of the night
Lolwut
It's amazing the mental gymnastics people go through to pretend Brock is all natural
>>69438738
lol remember when he beat RDA?
>>69438746
No I understand now sorry.
>>69438644
make some rules on who can get a title shot and who can't. for example, if you are not the first contender or second you can't go for the belt like this hendo - bisping bullshit. damien maia and jacare woul agree with me. they (ufc) don't like Maia so much they gave him Condit so he lose and on't get a chance to win a belt. UFC is literally a Dana Whites personal game. I suppose with that new rules UFC would not be as spectacular and big as it is now, cause Conor vs Diaz tier matches wouldn't happen but i don't give a shit.
>>69438770
it was the most exciting everything else was dadbods and vanilla midgets or divashit
Apologize
>>69438746
I wouldn't really call Pudz a freak athlete like Brock. Having big muscles â athletic. Although I do agree with you overall argument, Pudz perhaps isn't the best example to use.
>>69438785
rda was average as fuck back then,big fucking deal.2 years ago is light years in MMA.
>>69438772
Mark pls
>>69438808
Someone like Bob Sapp is a better comparison.
>>69438814
Okay
>>69438772
Of course he's not. Most people in their best years can't look close to this no matter what they take though.
>Ending the night with a womens fight.
Why.
>>69438814
casual alert
gtfo fucking goof
lmao @ ur life
>>69438862
It was better than Bork Laser vs Samoan Joe
Lads, who impressed you the most last night? For me it was probably Gastelum, his striking looked great and he finally got that top tier win. He is a legit prospect at WW and both his loses were close split decisions (he was also ill before/during the Woodley fight). If he can keep his weight on point he can do great things.
>>69438885
Nunes, Aldo, Pena, Dillashaw
>>69438847
Yeah look at his hands/wrists/head. The guy could never touch a weight in his life and be over 220 easily.
>>69438847
even if they can get that big they won't be nearly as athletic
>>69438885
Nunez, the dangerous dyke
>there are people who didn't turn off their TV or browser after the Lesnar-Hunt fight.
>Those spicy bangers in the early prelims
I had such high hopes after that.
rda fought a can two years ago
can was named jason who
before that he fought to khabib nurwhateverdov, and lost
he lost to teibau, guida, stephens and griffin
he has been fighting cans his whole career
>>69438921
>there are people who didn't turn off their TV or browser DURING the Lesnar-Hunt "fight"
>>69438885
Most impressive: Nunes. She basically walked through Tate. Her reach and power were really god too.
I didn't think Gastelum looked great, just that Hendricks looked awful and had no cardio in the third round.
>>69438885
Mousasi, i mean, he delivered what i expected, but his shots was pinpoint accurate, as soon as thiago stood up he threw such aa beautiful punch. great match.
>>69438900
>>69438909
yeah they all looked great. I thought Nunes had a great chance of beating Tate. Nunes is really fast starter with most of her wins coming in round 1 and Miesha is a really slow started but I did think Miesha could survive since she is stupid tough and grind Nunes out later on.
I think Pena should get the next shot since its a revolving door division now.
>>69438929
Prelims were great, always love seeing Sanchez lose, Moose was loose, etc.
>>69438902
i got to 256.5 pounds without touching a weight ;^)
I liked the yellow canvas.
They should change the colour more often
>>69438948
Gastelum's striking looked great IMO, landed 124 significant strikes which is absurd.
>be one of the few fags that doesn't have /sp/ or 4chan bookmarked
>search 4chan every time
>go to front page
>three threads on home page all on different boards
>"MMAustists BTFO, kneel before Brock and the WWE"
>"Can UFC fags now admit that WWE is the superior martial arts with superior athlete"
>"Imagine what Brock will do to MMA "fighters" considering he's way more skilled and accomplished than Brock"
>the credibility of /heem/
>>69438963
Nunes was always faster, stronger, harder hitting, and I thought she'd dominate early but fade like she's known to do. But she was really technical and just didn't let off the gas, and Tate crumbled.
Gastelum v Gunnar anyone?
>>69438868
>9-4 in the ufc before the khabib loss
>only notable wins were cerrone and dunham
>he himself admits that he became way better after the loss
you are fucking delusional my man
>>69439019
or Stun Gun
>>69438997
we already saw what a MMA fighter can do to Brock :^)
>>69438966
Yeah I'm sure your Doritos and Mountain Dew physique is truly comparable
>>69438997
I dont know how they can watch someone win a legitimate fight, then go back to watching them pretend.
Their credibility is forever shot cause they are stuck watching mandrama
>>69439060
DIVERTICULITIS
So what the hell happens to these guys now?
>>69438847
This. There are roiders in every gym in the world, but only a handful of guys near Brock's level.
>>69439060
Is this the rematch to make? Whoever wins gets the winner of Miocic/Overeem?
>>69438997
>even reading mandrama shit posts
Brock literally only fought in the UFC because he doesn't even enjoy being in Mandrama, he had fun last night
besides those retards be be quiet once phil gets heemed
No one actually thinks Sage Northcutt is good right? He's terrible.
>>69439112
first two fight each other
vitor, who cares about vitor anyway
yoel is a roided monkey and therefore who gives a fuck too
jacare is cucked because bisping fights hendo
and
whittaker comes from a win against natal,
he will just be there waiting
>>69439112
blame that stupid cuck Rockhold for losing to bisping
>>69439096
>that'sthejoke
>>69439112
personal trainers, supplement salesmen, open up a gym and coach groups, maybe to corporate speaking for $1000 a pop
retire as 'former UFC fighter xyz' which is still pretty cool
>>69439145
Great striking, shit grappling and non existent fight IQ.
>>69439145
well he's 20
but yes he's got a tremendous amount of work to do
they couldn't have given him a worse ''''''''''''''ufc caliber'''''''''''' opponent
>>69439112
rockhold/weidman 2, vitor just fucking retire already, souza/mousasi, whitaker/romero
>>69439164
I am pretty gullible when it comes to these internet implications, I admit
>wmma
lmao so hard
any brock webms from last night? like his takedowns and stuff
>>69439195
This.
If he is able to stay with a top camp for years, he can do well. He is very clearly athletic, great body composition for the weight class. Just needs to start putting the tools together.
At age 20, he still has a good 5 years before his physical prime. I don't know if he'll stay at 155 but that's a good amount of time at a top camp, he could easily get another 5000-10,000 hours of training in
>>69435834
Almost won with my meme picks. Cain and Cormier too stronk tho.
>>69437056
Not just the nose, tbqh. Her face overall is leathery as fuck and gross looking. She has the type of boob job that you just know looks fucked up without clothes covering them. Her ass is nice. That's about all I'll give her. I literally wouldn't give her a second glance if I saw her irl.
How come small joint manipulation isn't allowed? Also how are headbutts dirty fighting? Both should be allowed. Otherwise we'll never know who the real best fighters are.
>>69439215
But the wmma main event was better than the 2 "fights" that preceded it
>>69437130
I'll take your bait. Not gonna lie, as soon as DC landed the first takedown, I knew right then and there that they would spend the entire fight on the ground. I honestly thought DC was gonna get TKO via gnp at first. But Andy defended off his back masterfully. Unfortunately, due to his lack of conditioning before the fight, that's about all he was able to accomplish. A real shame. I'm super glad that the crowd had his back though
>>69439309
>soon...
>>69439309
>"whoever wins I get fucked"
wtf i hate mma now
>>69439396
yeah, there wasnt even a single knockout
>>69439145
his constant excuse making saying he wasn't himself in his Barbarena fight was pretty annoying, he even said in the 200 promotion short right before the fight takes place
His weakness is clearly wrestling
>>69438902
220 would be light. Brock fights at 265 and probably lives closer to 280-290.
I'd like to see if he could get down to those college wrestling level numbers and see what kind of stamina he has.
Was Dana even watching the fights?
Every time I saw him on camera he looked like he was looking down at his phone.
Do they have tv screens down there?
>>69439309
I see why Aldo was so nervous against Frankie now
>>69439112
This >>69439200.
I don't see the big deal with making the fights that the fans want, more than making fights based off of "who's next in line." I mean, we get to see Dan Henderson and Michael Bisping fight again, who isn't stoked about that?
>le alligator man deserves next shot
who cares? He can get the next one.
>chris never got his shot to get the belt back
well, he got injured. So the division moves on
>rockhold got caught
Now's a perfect time to rematch him with weidman then, for a title eliminator
>>69436487
How is Fucking Nunes in the main event and getting only $100K!? Fucking Bullshit!
This is why everyone says women get paid less than men for the SAME FUCKING JOB!
>>69439464
Because 80 percent of the fans including myself stopped watching after Lesnar.
>>69439464
could it be because no one gives a shit about wmma?
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel OmielaĆczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
(Pick all 6 fights/no "Literally Who?" unless you want to add yourself)
>>69439036
he is fighting Magny at 202
>>69439492
McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
>>69439309
Tey don't mewv like I mewv
>>69439484
>Sweden plays second life
AAHHHH THE MEMES
>>69439492
>Lineker
>Ferguson
>Samman
>Oliynyk
>Nakamura
>Smolka
>>69439492
Lineker
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
BULLY BEATDOWN
>>69439492
are you actually gonna goof these live?
>>69439309
Lil Jimmy middle back looking at Aldo's bulge wondering if he can hire a dickgirl that looks like him later.
>>69439459
What's the point of "rankings" if it doesn't matter who's next in line? What a dumb premise. Either say rankings matter or just get rid of them and let fighters fight each other at random.
>>69439543
>he doesnt know the legend of ralph pootawn
>>69439447
he was probably embarrassed because brock was being booed and so was cormier and anderson
>Still no webms of the Nunez or Valesquez fight
Dead sport is dead
>>69439481
>80%
Do you have a source on that pal?
>>69439543
How do you not know about Ralph breh?
It's where 'no' came from.
>>69439624
Lesnar made 2.5 million and Nunez made 100k. That's my proof. Fuck off. Fuck, if anything that dumb bitch was overpaid
>>69439572
yes
>>69439666
What are you even mad about?
>>69439594
Serious question. Does jim have aids?
>>69439684
>Should have had Conor vs Nate, Jones vs DC, and Rousey vs Tate
>Got DC vs an out of shape Silva, Lesnar vs Hunt and no one gets heemed, and literally who vs Tate
Would you bang a Polynesian even though their genetics are inferior and they produce shit fighters/athletes?
>>69439695
DADADADADAAA AIDS!
>>69439706
>Literally who
Ahh so it's a casual
>>69439747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0ZQzhj_52c
>>69439695
Serious answer. Probably.
>>69439597
Well I don't think it necessarily has to be one or the other. In a case like Hendo/Bisping, it's the more "exciting" matchup because there's bad blood, Hendo brutally KO'd him last time, etc. etc.
If we were in a scenario where Bisping didn't have a rivalry, or there wasn't a fan-favored matchup, then refer to the rankings.
I just don't think they should have to strictly adhere to the rankings, but it's good to have them to refer to when match making.
>>69439757
>he follows wmma
>watching Brock interview after the Hunt fight
>"you know to be able to put three rounds in after 3 years out it's hard work you know"
>"people were saying I couldn't take a hit but yeah, I guess I can"
>"I did something I hadn't done in all my years of training MMA, I did active sparring"
>"I don't like getting hit but something weird happened in training. The more I got hit the more I got use to it.I still don't like getting hit but I don't freak out like a little bitch now"
TYB Brock
>>69439643
fuck me man that kick was awesome
>>69439757
>I rate women's MMA
>>69439112
>Rockhold vs Weidman
>Vitor vs Lyoto
>Jacare vs non-roided deflated Romero (revenge time)
>Whittaker vs Mousasi
...
..
.
>GSP vs Anderson
>>69439594
I cracked up when they showed him sitting with Serra. He was chilling with Timberlake and Biel all night too. What a weird group that was. Timberlake, a mouthy Italian manlet, a QT with nice perky tits and a great ass I want to fuck, and Jessica Biel.
VERY IMPORTANT POLL! PLS VOTE!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10713924
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>>69439492
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oleinik
Nakamura
Smolka
>>69439797
The PPV is over. You can head back to your septic tank now.
>>>/asp/
Can anyone post a cap of Tom Brady and JT please.
>>69434482
CM Punk when?
>>69439492
Mayday
Tony
Omielanczczczyoungjaycheck
Nakamura
Smolka
>>69439973
goofed already
I honestly believe Edgar won the fight. He was the aggressor the whole fight. He was the one moving forward and Aldo was the one backing up. If Edgar wasnt moving forward, the fight would have become too boring. Yeah Aldo inflicted more damage but if Edgar did not keep on moving forward, Aldo wouldnt have inflicted as much damage. In this fight , they were both challengers but Aldo acted like he was still champ because he was on the defensive . Well i know people would react to my comment. I just hate how Aldo fought in this fight. He acted like he was still champ that Edgar needed to be the aggressor to get the belt.
Cutest couple in MMA?
>>69439973
Fuck
>>69439873
remember when JT went on that neo nazi tirade against BLM a week ago
>>69439492
Mayday
Cucuy
Samman
Omielanczuk
Nakamura
Smolka
>>69440093
JT is based as fuck. He co-opts black culture and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>69434482
>the woman Jones hit was actually literally and unironically named Sonnenberg
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/4/27/8506723/jon-jones-mugshot-pic-released-arrest-hit-and-run-car-accident-albuquerque-ufc-187
>>69440033
Edgar got tooled mate, there is no argument for him winning and even he knows that. He throws a tantrum if he gets robbed, and he knew jose won.
btw any aldo webms?
>>69438997
Imagine if CM Cuck wins against Gall (No chance) the amount of shitposts.
Artem is fighting Nate Diaz new kid, who will win?
>>69439492
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Olinyik
Noke
Smolka
>>69439326
Headbutts would be funny
>>69440093
>>69440093
srs? I've noticed he looks a bit JUST now, probably from all the "liberals" flinging shit
>tfw you always feel bad when you watch middle-aged fighters from poor countries get beat up
It feels like watching my dad get beat up.
im more excited to see the pfist fight again next week than i was for whole ufc 200 card
should be banger desu
>>69440037
They're so cute together!
BROTHER BROCK
>>69440037
>we're both going to the expo, wanna share a cab?
>uh I dont think so Dom
>Monster will pay for it
>lets go senpai
>>69440226
I love it. If they wanted to be treated with respect they would have been born in the first world.
>>69439492
Lineker via decision
Ferguson via 1st round sub
Samman via 1st round T/KO
Oliynyk via 1st round sub
Noke via decision
Smolka via decision
>>69437733
I'm still rock hard from that wheel kick. Honda probably had a flashback when she seen her bf get whacked with it.
>>69440266
hmmm what does that mean?
fucking pagan faggots stop using hebrew letters for your demonic worship
>>69439804
The guy's job is to get hit in the face. That's what pissed me off his first go around
>>69439492
>McDonald
>Ferguson
>Samman
>OmielaĆczuk
>Noke
>Smolka
Do you think Arianny actually watches all the fights?
Fronkie should drop to 135 and get a title fight with Cruz desu too small for Aldo let alone McGregor
Conor v Aldo 2
Eddie v Khabib
will this be the main and co-main for NY?
>>69437253
i want you to hold these nuts. kek
>>69440330
Why does Cock Chestnar need a gun? He should just jump out of the tree and kill the animal with his bare hands.
>>69439804
link?
>>69440483
Please keep that Muslim terrorist Kebab out of my city.
>>69440529
he does whatever the fuck he wants, you cuck
>>69440529
Unless he's hunting silverback gorillas, then he would need the help of 9 of his clones
>>69438285
Jesus DC is legit gay as fuck isn't he?
>>69437312
Wow, "pretty much every event", eh?
>>69438285
SUCC NATION IN DA HOUSE
Just think if every WWE SuperStar put in the effort to do MMA as opposed to working 300+ days a year entertaining the world
They'd be the champion in every single UFC weight class
>>69435834
grats on the picks
Name a single fighter in history that could defeat a healthy Bork Laser...
>Muhammad Ali
float like a turd sting like gonorrhea? he would be tackled and raped instantly
>Mike Tyson
kek, old lispy mcrape would get the same as ali
is there no one else?
>>69440694
wanna fight about it?
>>69439492
McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Nakamura
Smolka
>>69440729
Bronk Lazor
>>69439112
Jacare/Yoel 2, Weedman/Rockhold 2, Vitor/Whittaker
>>69438285
I'm not even memeing anymore, that nigga is gay as fuck.
>>69435834
>Lost cause of Frankie
It is what it is
>>69440729
>Brendan Schaub
He is a stylistic nightmare for Brock. Schaub has very slick hands and a lot of power too, evident from his knockout of Mirko CroCop. If Brock decided to take Schaub down then he would be in trouble too, Schaub has some of the best BJJ in the UFC. I just don't how Brock would win that fight.
>>69440289
His chin will be deleted......DELETED DELETED DELETED!
>>69440804
This.
Schaub bless
>>69439723
u absolute wot m8
>>69440804
I think Brock would be surprised.
>>69440804
Do you at least get paid for this?
>>69440874
Why was that slut there?
Cut your hair, slut.
>>69440729
USADAexemption Hunt
USADAexemption Steep
USADAexemption Fabricio
USADAexemption Cain
USADAexemption Overheem
USADAexemption JDS
USADAexemption Rothwell
USADAexemption Hondaexemption Edmondexemption Hapa
USADAexemption Struve
Brendan Schaub
>>69440475
what did she do to her face
>Brendan Schaub """""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""
Kill or be killed, nahwhamsayin?
If this was war he'd be dead
>>69440804
Why does this guy never stop talking about white supremecy?
>>69440946
She let some sheikhs shit on it.
>>69440949
It's okay to be upset.
>>69440946
Even more...
She can't even look the same two PPVs in a row. They need to drop her. Fuckin surgery freaks are not cute. Low self esteem is not cute.
Can we agree Aldos chin isnt deleted and everyone who thought so was a filthy casual or idiot?
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>relax
What did he mean by saying that to Conor?
is it safe to come back to heem yet or is wwe still here?
>>69441043
He made Edgar look average. Beast is back.
Katlyn Chookagian
Lauren Murphy
Who wins?
>>69441062
Conor knows the meme is almost over so Jose is comforting him
>>69435834
Easiest picks of my life tbqhwyf
>>69441081
A few of the slimy slugs are still crawling about here. Do your duty and salt them.
>>69440841
>rugby
doesn't count m8
>Rory is finished. Did you see how how jumped at Wonderboy's legs in the first round? What the hell even was that? He's broken.
When does TFATK episode of Ridiculousness air?
Brock hunting Whitetail Buck, gets very excited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMnDpXa7h8
>>69440874
I'd empty my entire nutsack into her, no condom m8
>>69441062
if Aldo decisions him, will he ear back peoples hespekt or will he always be memed?
Why does joe rogan obsess with the idea of Aldo being on peds, while hendricks is a shell of himself since usda and nobody throws accusations at him?
Yfw Aldo's post fight piss test melts the cup
Schaub is a legit bad matchup for Stipe
Fast hands and great footwork, great fight IQ and the best BJJ in the heavyweight division
If Stipe tries to stand and bang with Schaub he's going to get clinched, pushed against the cage, and dirty boxed, Randy-couture style
If he tries to take Schaub down, he'll get darced into unconsciousness, Schaub's transitions are the best in the division and he'll likely capitalize on that easily
Stipe may have heavy hands but Schaub is much more well rounded, 100%
>>69441181
>Not saving 1/32nd of your nutsack
>>69441203
Hendricks is not Brazilian you goof. The entire podcast with Schaub is what you just described.
>>69441205
People were calling him small leading up to the fight, now hes apparently cheating since he won. Make up your minds ffs tbqhwy
>>69441181
>having a half chimp baby
>>69441220
for sure my man, the cheeto fingered nerds will disagree but we both know that its the truth. #SchaubSoldiers #SchaubNation #BigBrownBeatdown
>>69441151
WHY is Schaub obsessed with white supremacy? It's weirdas fuck cause he seems normal but he never stops talking about it
>>69441239
Did he acknowledge people unfairly blame brazilians tho? theres plenty of americans who definitely got usda'd but he doesnt talk about them, but for some reason hes obsessed with aldo
do you agree with this question: wwe & ufc both paid hunt to take a dive
>>69441281
He thinks he's German lmao
>>69441220
I unironically agree. Schaub has the natural athleticism to get by in a post-USADA sport. Stipe wouldn't be able to outwork Schaub for 5 rounds.
>>69441299
It's always the IV ban when americans don't look good. In Hendrick's case it was his restaurant closing. Joe completely switched the subject when Brendan mentioned Mendez popping
>>69436914
Bork gets what bork wants.
>>69441188
Depends on the Nate fight
If Conor loses to Nate and then to Aldo, it'll just be
>McGregor was always just a can crusher anyway I knew it from before 189
>>69434655
>Forest Griffin
he wasn't charismatic and he also never evolved beyond the basic level of MMA
>>69441129
no thank you. i'll just be back tomorrow
Next thread should be RUTHLESS
>>69441151
>You will never be at a party with Brendan Schaub where you get to call him "Brandon" all night.
>"A podcast? That's neet Brandon, so what do you do for a living?"
>"A TV show? What channel can I watch it on? Oh, iTunes? Oh. I thought you meant a real one for a second."
>"You're a comic, Brandon? My retarded step niece dabbles in that."
>"UFC? Oh, I think I've seen a few of your fights. Big Nog, Rothwell, and Nelson I believe. Good stuff, Brandon".
NEW >>69441445
MEW >>69441445
>yfw that UFC 201 promo for the Blood Orc
>>69437239
HOL UP!
My boy Chisea pulled out?
>>69441347
Its disappointing because Aldo is my boy and I like rogan, but sometimes hes a fucking retard and latches to a narrative and wont let go for anything. Aldo still looked a little smaller than he did for Mendes 2, so i dont think hes juicing right now. Joe seems convinced, as if theres no way he could be successful without it.
>>69441475
Honestly I think Rogan was just saying Aldo looked bigg now because he knows everyone heard him say he looked soft in his last fight
>>69435834
>that many people unironically picked Fronkie
Aldo is going to heem Conor and then it'll be as if nothing ever happened
mma fans are still pretty boneheaded
>>69437239
lineker won't even make weight, fucking retard
hope he gets permaheemed
>>69439464
she has the least fights on the main card, in her entire career.
she is champ now, so like chris weidman who won fast, and joanna, they get a massive pay raise from ranked, contender, champ in a very short span
