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We love Schaub
Aldo forever my boy
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>>69441518
Based
>Can you see me now?
When will Ronda return?
>>69441492
>Aldo still has 7 years of fight in him minimum
>responding to flags that have no ufc champions
Please don't make this mistake fellas.
>>69441535
When the women's 185lbs division is announced
He didn't need Jon after all.
>http://www.mmanews.com/report-brock-lesnar-earning-2-5-million-purse-for-ufc-200-comeback-fight/
>>69441535
more like Can you feed me now?
>>69441576
why cormier has to act gay all the time
>>69441453
Don't get me wrong I'm a fan of Schaub but why does he keep mentioning white supremecy on JRE?
>Edmond is still employed
>vegas dave
>>69441576
Ayo Cain
I ain't get to suck Jon's dick
Show me that brown pride, Cain
>>69441475
Joe Rogan also unironically believes whales are docile to humans because they were bombed in World War II.
What do you lads rate Aldo's chances in a rematch with Conor?
>>69441681
Aldo beats him lad.
Was it fair to boo Cormier for his performance? Pls explain.
WAR LESNAR
HERE COMES THE PAIN
>>69441681
In my mind Aldo won 194
You lads reckon Silva with a full camp would have fared much better against DC, or would it just be the same wrestlefuck?
I think the latter, Silva's aging now and DC's a big guy. Combined with his wrestling once he laid on top of Silva it was pretty hard for him to get out.
>>69441681
High if he doesn't run in like an idiot
>>69441706
I think if he plays the counter game like he did against frankie he would do well, hes brilliant defensively. Conor tricked him into being the aggressor and he paid for it immediately.
>>69441762
Same wrestlefuck
Fuck off schaubposter
>>69441562
>ywn Ronda vs Amanda Lucas in a battle of the thickness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WSy9A5f_wM
>>69441727
I don't think so
See, MMA is a lot about tailoring your gameplan to your opponent's weaknesses
Silva has a well-known weakness to wrestlefucking, so Cormier simply exploited that
Is it boring to watch? Yeah, maybe a little. It's definitely the smart move, though, and I think fans of the sport should appreciate that
>>69441596
He is getting waaaay more. Conor's purse for 196 was 1 million.
>>69441758
He came back better than ever, so in a way he won because he lost.
>>69441795
UberRonda vs Gabi Garcia is the fight to make
>>69441762
Silva would've stood a better chance in a 5 round fight; if he kept up the body strikes every time they were standing it might've added up in the championship rounds.
What are the height and weight requirements to be considered a "Jacked White Boy"
I need to know this.
>I'm 6ft 220lbs btw
>on his last night with UFC, Joe Rogan enters the octagon, strips to reveal his Reebok fight kit and challenges Dana on a openweight 5 round match
>>69441681
I love Aldo but I don't like the way he kept dropping his hands when Frankie started swinging. He got clipped often or barely got out of range, which of course wouldn't go well vs Conor's reach. That being said he still looked fast and his reflexes with those knees where on point.
>>69441727
when you pay money for something, especially something as hyped as UFC 200, you want to be entertained. not watch a fat black guy smother another black guy for 15 minutes.
Sure true fans will appreciate DC's strategy, but most fans wanna see two people beat the shit out of each other.
>>69441795
>thickness
either you're a smelly landwhale, or you're a cuck who's into fatsos, either way headbutt the nearest moving vehicle immediately
>>69441881
They weren't standing for long at all though
It's a wonder that in the very very brief time they were that Silva appeared to do significant damage to DC. DC got it to the ground pretty consistently
>>69441937
I like to imagine he would treat Conor as a completely different challenge. He can get away with having his hands down against frankie cause he cant put him out with one shot.
watch where?
>>69441903
what the hell is going on with the right side of joes body? its like collapsing in on itself...
>>69441797
I kinda agree but then the fans paid money for the tickets so they have the right to boo if they want, not saying they should but they have the right.
So when does Lesnar officially come back to kill everyone?
>>69441797
>>69441938
I appreciate gameplanning and wrestling, but I don't appreciate a fighter content with laying on somebody and landing "don't stand us up" shots. He did no damage and couldn't escape lockdown.
>>69441938
GIMME DEM BOIGERS
>>69441681
Man, I dunno when you see a guy get destroyed with one punch like that, it's hard to imagine him winning the rematch. I'm way more of an Aldo fan, and I tend to think Conor is an obnoxious cunt, but as far as striking is concerned, at 145 I really think he might be unstoppable.
>>69441886
You're literally fat
>>69441886
>6 foot
you've already failed lad
>>69441797
Having a gameplan is fine, doesn't mean that gameplan isn't going to be boring af though
Through the whole fight it honestly seemed like Silva had the best strike
>>69441727
I completely understand why DC fought the way he did, and I also completely understand why the crowd was booing him. Anderson was a heavy crowd favorite, and people wanted to see them stand and trade. DC knew he wouldn't be able to handle that, so he did what he had to do to win.
>>69441938
>only eat meat once a day
it's not fair, I want to eat burgers and meat covered pizzas
>>69442153
>Man, I dunno when you see a guy get destroyed with one punch like that, it's hard to imagine him winning the rematch
>>69442153
Holloway could outstrike him.
>>69441642
Lol epic my man
>>69441188
>actually giving a shit if Conor fanboys show respect or not
>>69441727
No, he is there to fight and win, not to entertain. Go watch WWE if you want people """""fighting""""" for entertainment.
>>69441762
Short answer, yes, he would've fared better.
He wasn't conditioned to be able to defend the takedowns / keep the distance and avoid the takedowns altogether. If he had a proper camp, it would've made a huge difference in his speed in the cage. I still think DC's strategy would've been the same so if they happened to rematch I'm not sure who I would pick to actually win.
>>69442431
Yeah, laying on somebody and landing just enough 1 inch punches to not get stood up is quite the """"fight"""".
>>69442153
Watching the Conor fight, Jose obviously got knocked out because he flung himself into conors fist and provided most of the force. Conor hit him with a straight left before that, and jose ate it. Jose doesnt have a bad chin by any means, because he always fights safe and rarely gets rocked. If he lets Conor lead like nate did until conor got rocked, jose could beat him. his head movement and footwork is better than nates, and i could see him dodging conors punches and rocking him, or coasting to a win.
>>69442302
>only eat meat once a day
This bulgarian guy who cant get schaub dick out of his mouth is worst op in history of /sp/
>>69442470
DC is bigg mane, he looked like he could take Silva down at will
>>69442431
sometimes I wonder if you could've been successful in mma, rusev
>>69442470
>im not sure who id pick with DC having a full camp against modern day Anderson Silva
lmaoing at your fucking life bud
>>69442669
>not american attention whore
>not canadian mong
>>69441886
Go away manlet
>>69442669
No need to be upset. May Schaub bless you
>>69442833
For someone that looks to be in peak condition, he sure has a weak immune system.
>>69442833
you can get staph from sharing needles with known roid users haha
Are we reaching a point where grapplefucking and wrestlefucking isn't rewarded as much anymore when it comes to decisions?
Don't know if it's just me but recently it seems judges actually take into account the striking and damage more than who had top control, especially if they did shit all with that top control.
The Sage fight yesterday was an example of it, saw some people think Marin took Round 3
Should have gotten MM instead of Bork. At least he would have finished his opponent.
>>69441633
>>69441674
they dont know what it's like to have a great bromance
Chael Sonnen will be on JRE tomorrow.
>>69441596
Ye, he got 2.5mill purse for fight, but he will get more from ppv..
>>69442762
Did you see what 2-DAY-NOTICE Anderson did to him in the mere seconds that they were standing, especially in the third round? It's not just DC that would get the full camp pal. If Andy could fend off the takedowns / force the ref stand-up when he does get taken down, I could see him getting decision win and even a TKO with those fucking body kicks
>>69441596
He deserves it. UFC 200 would get 400k buys without Brock.
>>69441727
Fans are irrational but they want to see the Spider stand and bang, not marvel us with the nuance of the lockdown position
Cormier is still right to fought the way he fought. Can't please everyone.
Look at the borefest Alvarez put on vs Pettis to secure his title shot. Then he went back to his old self and heemed the champ.
Is Mighty Mouse the biggest star in the UFC? He has a MASSIVE online following due to his twitch channel, he is an exciting fighter who always looks for the finish and he is very charismatic as seen in his post fight interviews.
>>69443068
>The Sage fight yesterday was an example of it, saw some people think Marin took Round 3
Well with the rules they have he should have took it based on takedowns.
I had money on Sage though so it was okay.
>>69443163
Based. First one was good, im excited for this.
>>69443268
maybe if he gained 50 pounds
>>69443202
What, that one body shot?
Did you see what DC did on two days notice for the entire fight and everything he's been through?
BJM only stood them up because of the idiots booing
Who can they match Silva up with next to get him a fucking W back on his record?
>>69443354
*10 inches
>>69441633
>act
>>69443268
I like him personally, but I can see why people might find him boring.
>>69443415
>2 days notice
This faggot had a full training camp.
>>69441937
conor is a much different challenge on paper than aldo is used to, he's a lot rangier than most of the people fighting 145
it's usually all ubermanlets at that level and aldo was the biggest guy among them, always talking about moving up
but conor is 2 inches taller with 4 inches more reach, quality boxing and diverse kicking.
if aldo is smart in the rematch he will just try to dominate with takedowns and grappling
>>69442973
Exercising in large amounts actually weakens the immune system, so it's not uncommon for peak athletes to be susceptible to illness. That's a fairly common issue during the Olympics.
>>69443454
Jimi Manuwa
more /aldo/, mexico is a 189er idiota
>>69443268
>who always looks for the finish
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>>69443268
MM may be best fighter in ufc, he may be nicest person, but that doesn't make him biggest star..
To become biggest star you must shittalk like crazy and act as a clown so tmz will follow you everywhere..
>>69443415
>DC did on two days notice
>implying DC miraculously learned how to wrestlefuck in just 2 days
If you don't think Anderson came in with the overwhelming handicap compared to DC, you're retarded. I stand by my original statement - if they both had a full camp, it would be a close fight. I'm not saying DC wouldn't win, I'm just saying I wouldn't count Andy out.
>>69443592
He finished most of his recent fights.
>>69443592
Has more finishes during his title run than any active champion
>>69443592
>implying he isn't
MM has finished 5 out of last 7, way better than Jones.
>>69443536
i think the science is you're only compromised right after the activity when your body is trying to recover from the muscle breakdown / fatigue
it's not something that alters your long term susceptibility, but if you're working out all the time then you gotta be more careful about germs and shit in those hours during/after workouts
>>69441517
>>69443249
Also without Jones? For what its worth last nights card had everything it needed to be great and it was, it just was a let down for what it should have been whether that means, no shows, decisions, or meme main events. Youd be lucky to get any 3 of those fight on any other UFC card.
>>69443454
Anyone. Judging for him two day notice fight last night he looked pretty good. Striking was good, mewment was still there. Not as fast as he once was but his skills are still there. I think he lost to Bisping because he thought "LOL XD it's Bitchbing" and just tried to meme with him with his hands down and got dropped numerous times by Mike. Credit to Mike. He stuck to the gameplan. And fuck Anderson for thinking he could still meme like he once could. If could do a mix of the Anderson that fought Nick with some memes he could beat anyone.
>>69441762
Anderson has always been a meme
Dont fall for it, newfriend
>>69442771
>american attention whore
who
>UFC 205 @ MSG
Mcgregor vs Aldo II
Jon Jones vs DC II
Lesnar vs Carwin II
Weidman vs Rockhold II
Edgar vs Holloway
>>69444115
dockbro
>>69444136
>all those rematches
>>69444136
Holloway is fighting Ricardo Lamas, and if he wins that fight he is well overdue for a title shot. He'll be on a 9 fight win streak with wins over 4 top ten fighters.
>>69444136
jones is gonna get a long suspension, he knows it
>>69444136
>Jon Jones vs DC II
>>69444136
I have a casual in my sights. I repeat, I have a casual in my sights
>UFC 205 @ MSG
Conor vs. Aldo II
Lawler vs. Thompson
Joanna vs. Pena
Whatever HWs make sense
Holloway vs. Choi
>>69444371
>Holloway vs Choi
Just give Holloway a title shot already damn
>>69444371
Pena is 135
>>69444255
Holloway just beat Lamas and is way too active to sit on the shelf.
>>69444255
the fuck are you on about lad?
>I put my trust in you
>Pushed as far as I can go
SOMEONE RIP THIS QUICKLY BEFORE IT GETS TAKEN DOWN. EVIDENTLY CERRONE SHITS ON JON JONES AND CALLS DC A FAGGOT
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-aftermath
>>69444591
the prime example of usada victim
im sure no-IV kills him too
obesity appetite catches up with him
>Connor gets TKO/KO'd at 202
>med. suspension till February
would Dana blow his brains?
>>69441903
>>on his last night with UFC, Joe Rogan enters the octagon, strips to reveal his Reebok fight kit and challenges Dana on a openweight 5 round match
>not vale tudo rickson gracie style match
>>69444480
I'm sleepy. Joanna versus the winner of Rose-Karolina.
>>69444719
Ronda and Bork are back. I think he'd be cool with it. Also it gives Conor less leverage in negotiations if he's lost twice in a row.
>>69443476
For Jon Jones
>>69443730
Well nobody ever mistook you for being smart
>>69444993
Brock isn't back
he's going right back to WWE since this was really about cross-promotion and him to get a chance at redemption and go out on a high note
I seriously doubt he takes another fight
he said himself he's realistic about his age and chances
>>69444993
wasn't Ronda on maternal leave?
199>196>195>198>200>197
can bisbong heem hendo lads?
>>69442990
actually it's from those assholes who walk on the mats in their shoes
>>69445272
>nobody
>literally just you arguing with me
Whatever you say pal
>>69445377
never lost on sacred British soil, Son of God goes forth to defend his belt
>>69445277
>he said himself he's realistic about his age and chances
lol did you even watch the post fight presser?
now we know you're a mandrama faggot who doesn't want brock to do real fighting
>>69445586
>now we know you're a mandrama faggot
good completely wrong guess
i think you need to rewatch it. he knows he would still get wrecked against someone like cain in a rematch
>>69445687
He said he would want to fight Cain if he comes back at the post fight presser
>>69446054
what a cuck
>>69446054
>muh "caught me"
>muh "got caught"
>>69445687
>he knows he would still get wrecked against someone like cain in a rematch
lol please tell me where he said that
cain can't strike as good as hunt, and he can't out wrestle lesnar
lesnar wins again as there isn't a chance in hell cain shows up healthy
Brock will come back for overeem and the title
>>69446054
>The township of Diego Sanchez
:,(
Frankie should drop to 135 and get an instant title shot at Cruz. Dilly looked alright yesterday but nobody is screaming for an instant title shot off that. There is no clear challenger for Cruz right now and Edgar would be an interesting fight, a good name, and Frankie has no future at 145.
>>69446389
>cain can't strike as good as hunt, and he can't out wrestle lesnar
>Not mentioning the clinch which is Cain's best weapon
>>69446054
He's such a bro
have you guys seen all those twitter posts of people hosting "UFC 200 viewer parties" and how everybody left after the Lesnar fight?
>Leave the Polish Jew Face to me
how do you resize gifs lads? i found some nice aldo ones from last night
>CM Punk tried to defend Cormier, but Cerrone just trashed him over and over. Called DC a fag, said he is the worst fighter ever.
>>69446639
I saw it irl in person because I'm not a loser that spent his UFC 200 sitting in front of his comp alone in his basement spamming apologize
>>69446830
pretty sure he's mad because he said he put $1k on Silva
>>69446728
We use webms around these parts. Believe you me.
>>69446830
Cerrone will get KO'd by any top 3 guy in any division. He's a journeyman jealous kook.
I literally thought at one point in the fight Brock was going to preform the F5 on James Hunt. Thst grapple against the chamber cage
rip ronaldo
>>69446971
I know lad but i dont know how to make webms
>>69443742
>>69443743
>>69443773
>implying 'recent' = always
>implying he hasn't gone to the judges 9/14 times
>implying he didn't admit that he was happy to cruise into another decision win and make it 10/14 if his corner hadn't been screaming at him to finish it when he had an obvious chance
I'm not saying dancing around and stalling for time when you've accumulated points isn't smart, but let's be real
>phillip brooks trying to steal our memes
>>69447081
fuck off noone cares about soccer
>>69447175
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
you now remember ufc 200 nunes x tate
>>69447327
homophobe!
>>69447175
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
>>69447327
You now remember the memeshitters who thought Memesha "Hypnosis" Taint would actually beat Amanda Nunes
>>69446639
I had 8 lads over to watch it and every one of them left after bork. It was 5am tho so I don't blame them
>>69447575
were they mandrama fans
>>69447327
Biggest flop in history.
>>69447244
you though people saying his debut was getting pushed back because we made fun of him was a meme lad? he's in here watching
>>69447575
yeah I needed to get to bed last night so having a WMMA meme fight headline 200 was a blessing in disguise
>>69447653
A couple. The rest just didn't give a shit about wmma or had already been ko'd by the cormier fight
first attempt, sorry if shitty
Lads, who had the more embarrassing first title defense? Rockhold or Miesha?
>>69447953
Rockhold
>>69447953
Rockhold, he actually is a good martial artist.
>>69447943
frankie "the cancer" edgar
>>69447943
out of all the fights last night Aldo was the most on point
>people unironically thought Edgar would KO Aldo
>>69447943
>He's so short his legs don't outreach Aldo's arms
Embarassing tbqh
>>69447943
>people thought that manlet would beat McGregor
>>69448292
conor is a manlet
>>69447953
Gotta say Miesha. Rockhold was exchanging shots with Bisping and got caught. Miesha was dominated from the moment the fight started.
>>69448491
but miesha isnt a fighter shes a woman
Fuck off Mexico
>>69448474
why is that the loudest mouths are always midgets?
floyd
tyson
mcconner
i could go on
Reminder that the only reason Edgar couldn't beat Aldo is because of Aldo's godtier takedown defense.
Reminder that Mcgobbles has no ground game at all and when he fights Edgar, it'll be a boring ass 5 round manhugfest
>>69448582
Did you mean Mike Tyson?
>>69448474
Honestly, he's so cringe. Why does he always get in that fucking fight stance for normal casual photos?
>>69448737
yes 5'9.
>>69448740
insecurity
So Aldo basically played with Fronkie right?
I mean it wasn't even close
only decent thing for me in 200 was aldo vs frankie because aldo looked pretty good (the fight wasn't even that entertaining desu)
>>69449000
To me it was 50-45 aldo, I don't see what rounds the judges seem to believe Frankie won
>>69448972
Well Tyson Fury is one of the loudest and hes 6'9.
I think the MMA world needs a heavyweight karate guy to further bring it into the karate era.
I'll start cutting weight and by January I'll start training UFC and make my debut by November. I'll make sure to give /heem/ a shout out when I make my UFC debut.
>>69449000
Frankie beat the fuck out of Jose's fists with his face bro, bold strategy desu
remember when people though Frankie would beat Conor
>>69449029
what abt Nunes
where's your national pride
>2 loses to Benson
>Goes down to 145
>2 loses to Aldo
Does Fronkie go to 135 now?
>>69449298
>Womens MMA
>>69449283
Aldo defended 11 takedowns, McGregor would defend none
>>69449387
good point but i still think Frankie is too small for 145. he should do a superfight against Cruz at bantamweight tbqhwyf
Block me, wgaf
>>69449358
>2 losses to Cruz
>he goes down to flyweight
>>69449588
>2 losses to DJ
>goes down on your mom
Is there more of a meme word than "meme"?
Lately I see /Heem/ use this like a verb for everything.
>tfw missed predictiongoof in the last thread
Seriously though
What the fuck is wrong with Sages dads proportions
>>69449554
at least make them pretty, the resolution and framerate sucks
>>69449688
>2 losses to my mom
>goes down to Bosnia to beat up sheep or whatever
>>69449834
years of roid abuse
twitter and Reddit is pretty mad that Cerrone called DC a fag
>>69449358
this is why I thought the Aldo Frankie rematch was a mistake. People wanted to see Conor vs Fronkie, a nice clash of styles, now we're going to get more rematches. Zuffa just drops the ball all the time, fuck this semen slurping org and its manlet matchmaker.
>Mexico honestly believed potato could delete Jose's flame-broiled chin
>>69449943
Reddit is triggered, go figure
>>69449387
Fight would have not have lasted long enough for Frankie to shoot for 1 take down
>>69449943
faggot
No bully, but what does heem and yfmoc mean bros?
>>69449943
Bunch of pussies
>>69450069
t. 189er
Keep /heem/ alive
Fuck sawker
>UFC removed the video of the panel with Cerrone where he's clearly drunk and calling DC a fag
top kek
>>69450229
what did he say?
>>69449834
Wide jaw and a head too big for narrow shoulders. Left arm freakishly larger than the right.
haha
>>69449998
Are you seriously crying because Aldo had to beat Frank in order to get a rematch after being the champion for so fucking long?
Go back to making more meme fights, Dana.
>>69450203
t. 162er
>>69449836
Thanks lad im trying
>>69450343
much longer than that my dude
>>69448292
lmao, you think McManlet would have stuffed any of those takedowns from Edgar? Get real nerd!
He is ducking Edgar.
>>69447225
Since he became champ in 2012, he has gone to a decision 3 times and finished 5 fights, higher than any other active champion
Of course we have to look at his recent history, it's the only one that matters, fights from 9 fucking years ago are hardly relevant to how he preforms today
DJ also didn't start training full time until after Cruz too
I think you're just memeing lad
who actually bought the PPV here? I did and regret it 100%
>>69450342
Aldo should have fought someone else, like Holloway while Conor vs Frankie were fighting, then the winners face each other.
>wanting to see interesting matchups is a meme
t. 189er
>>69450485
Thats when I started being a non casual senpai
>>69450229
faggots
>>69443454
Don't put him with a guy that doesn't get wins by being a little bitch and doing tepid technical stuff
how did 200 sell btw?
>>69450605
You haven't stopped if you think Edgar isn't the worst fight in the UFC for McGregor, or your nationalism could just be blinding you.
>>69450229
they disabled comments for the fightpass fanatics video because people were literally calling them cucks
>>69444136
Implying Jones will be in the octagon in the next 2 years
>>69448474
You just KNOW Gus and Ronda fucked
>>69450739
oh he'll be in a cage
More webms? Also fuck mexico.
Why did people doubt him?
>>69441445
Boring sport general?
>>69450069
>nocamp Chad takes down Goobs
>Goobs subbed by 2 literal whos and Nate
>but Edgar could never TD Conor
pls explain
>>69451122
cause brock only got hit cleanly once and his face looks like it took a baseball bat hit
>>69451223
He would KO Frankie when they touch gloves
>>69450690
Amanda Nunes is the new PPV record holder.
>>69451223
>joe duffy
> a "who"
pick one you fucking casual
Lads
When do you think it was the last time Bork DID NOT skip Leg day?
The disproportion is astonishing.
>>69451078
This was probably fight of the night, Aldo was fucking fantastic. Lesnar/Hunt was awesome too.
DC was a cheap little bitch in that Silva fight.
>>69451383
Edgar would not stand and trade. You mean McFaggor would KO Edgar from the back with Edgar in mount, right? lmao
Lads, when is Conor going to stop ducking The Answer?
https://streamable.com/6r51
