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Previous thread: >>69396333
News:
>TUF 23 Finale results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12133464/tuf-23-results-joanna-jedrzejczyk-withstands-early-trouble-dominates
>TUF 23 Finale Bonuses
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/9/12132966/tuf-23-finale-bonuses-joanna-jedrzejczyk-korean-superboy-headline
>Gadelha claims she got robbed despite clearly losing the fight again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12134538/claudia-gadelha-thought-she-won-three-rounds-argues-shes-technically
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
Brendan Schaub is a god
>>69399450
post rogans
>>69399450
just bleed
ITS TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>tfw it's me mums birthday today and decides she wants to go out and eat dinner at 8pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69399490
>>69399447
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69399506
Fuck her, she has a birthday every year. UFC 200 is now and never again. JUST BLEED
>when a girl you're talking to wants to "hang out" tonight
Wew heems are far more important to me.
>>69399524
My picks for whoever the hell is running this heem predicts thing
>>69399424
It must be the worst feeling in the world to get finished that quickly. At least with Aldo he was unconscious so he probably blacked out and forgot what even happened. But this guy stayed conscious
its great that /heem/ is so consistent and doesn't die year round but we gotta get rid of this shit posting. half the posts arent even discussion of any kind. just pictures and recycled and overposted memes
>>69399506
Know that no matter what you decide to do, you'll regret it.
>>69399547
Tell her to come over and S your D while you watch Cock Chestnar pound Mark Cunt. Have experience the poetry.
>>69399547
>not inviting her over to watch the fights
>not wanting to see her squirm when Brock enters the cage
>>69399569
itd be nice
just use the filters though
filter schaub is a good start
>>69399569
>4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images
What does heem means ? New to /sp/ here.
>>69399547
>not inviting her into your guard
WHERE ARE THE PICKS?
dont mess around guys, i need to take a nap before the show, /heem/ pls :(
>>69399545
>>69399569
>My opinions are of the utmost
Dare anyone in /heem/ doubt him?
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/20/11977974/vegas-dave-betting-1-million-miesha-tate-win-amanda-nunes-mma
>>69399569
>You think Im just gonna sit here and let you succ me Spider?
>>69399604
why is her coach so fat?
>>69399591
He Endlessly Excites Me
>>69399506
Heem her for 3 hours then take her out to dinner
Redpill me on Joe Rogan lads
>>69399604
me in the back
>>69399569
>not appreciating a dank Joe dump
wtf man
>>69399596
you're going to sleep through it
>>69399518
>what went wrong?
can assuncao beat tj again? will gomi beat miller?
>>69399604
why isnt she wearing a sports bra? that cant be good for her back letting them swing like that
who /SuccNation/
>>69399569
Take into consideration that it is UFC 200 and lots of casuals are gonna come by, folks from /asp/ are gonna drop by. These threads are gonna fly fast.
>>69399596
i'm working on it now. take a nap
>>69399641
dude bro philosopher for people who think watching Neil DeGrasse Tyson videos on youtube makes them legit astrophysicists.
timer for the event
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims
currently 5 bongs and 12 bings away
>>69399457
They didn't test her for seven months and then tested her eight times in a single fortnight. There's no way that they didn't tip her off.
>>69399644
god i hope not
>>69399663
pls post something
Who else /foaming at the mouth in anticipation/ here?
lmao
>>69399619
He's gonna lose it all. I know he called holly beating Ronda and Miesha beating holly, but he's gonna lose 1 million dollars here for nothing. Believe you me.
>>69399641
middle aged stoner moron that rips off idiots selling snake oil supplements
J O A N N A
O
A
N
N
A
>>69399619
>betting 1M to win 400K
he must feel real fucking confident in tate
THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKIN' SKILL.
I'M TELLIN YA CAWK SUCCAHS
JUST
>>69399738
thats some serious fat
why the fuck he shave himself
>>69399744
>I WALK A LONELY ROAD
>>69399738
sacks of shit like this dont deserve to live
the world is too soft when fat sacks of shit can survive
>>69399752
He's Hispanic, they don't grow body hair.
>>69399752
better question
HOW the fuck he shave himself
>>69399738
Joey could heem anyone in this thread
>>69399705
Shieeeeee it is what it is
>>69399752
he's cuban m8
they're naturally hairless
>>69399472
Post that one webm with the kettlebell.
>>69399738
could you imagine being that fat? man i'd just heem myself permanently
>brazil
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT BRAHS
>>69399705
kek not sure who has the better bantz
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!
>>69399790
>tfw I'm fatter than that
330am ere
had a nap earlier but will probably not wake up for 830am start time
prolly sleep anyway though
>>69399795
Claudia getting taken apart with jabs when
>>69399812
We know, we can see the flag.
Hey Germans: Anyone have experience with ranfighting? Thinking about buying the PPV tonight but don't trust these fuckers.
>>69399806
Only reason you got me was because how fucking crazy this week has been
>>69399806
>Sparring 8 hours before your fight
>>69399845
Claudia was never a champion (or my friend.)
>>69399763
thanks alot man, hope my picks are right this time.
is pizza and beer the 200 approved meal?
>>69399880
>not squeezing in your 150 rounds of sparring MINIMUM
>>69399682
>>69399641
The fact that he has vocal opinions/conjecture on absolutely everything and still can't be assed to just a read a couple of articles a day online tells you everything you need to know about him.
Like he said dudebro philosopher and also lazy meme stoner with a false sense of self importance.
Beer in the fridge
Hearty Chili in the crock pot
Time for a nap fellas. It's going to be a good day.
>>69399789
i already did (>>69399545)
>>69399854
no xp here but ran seems a legit
>>69399897
Get wings too senpai
>>69399784
Black beast in this hoe
>>69399763
Hunny bby, my predictions are about 15 posts down from the OP <3
>>69399909
>TFW you wake up as nunes is giving her victory speech in Portuguese
>>69399897
Post 196 only weed and vegan snacks are allowed
>>69399897
I'm getting Chinese food tbqh
>>69399907
jack of all trades master of DUDE WEED LMAO NAH BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SHITS CRAZY WHOAH MAN THAT SHITS CRAZY
he seems moderately intelligent so its a shame he doesnt read and become actually informed instead of a talking reddit post
>>69399897
meat pies and vodka for me
>>69399910
I meant the one where Rogan is G O I N G H A R D in the corner of the screen while another guy watches.
>>69399897
beer and chips for me lad
but nuffin wrong with pizza
>>69399806
I PUT FIFTY ON THIS FUCKER
>>69399959
don't have that one
>>69399897
It fuckings sucks being a european fight fan in times like these. Literally impossible to have proper fight food when you're watching from 1 AM - 7 AM. All I have are shitty potato chips & soda.
>>69399940
Don't jynx me!
>sets up alarm
Is he autistic?
>>69399981
Back when Conner didn't have retarded tattoos.
>>69399946
The cunt that does the Gary the Goat videos does tolerable DUDE WEED LMAO rants. He also has a pet goat and lives in a shack eating mangoes in northern Thailand with his Japanese wife, so he seems like a good bloke
>>69399985
>soda
just drink water ahmed. that shits gross unless you got some hot food with it.
>>69399806
Honey, don't do this to me, we went through a lot during this week.
What are your bets lads?
>>69399993
he's literally less autistic in ufc than wwe where he was a meme factory every time he spoke
>>69400000
>>69499999
>whole stadium goes dark
>complete silence
>...
>crowd starts getting confused if it's a technical fault
>This starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuAmT20_90
/heem/'s face when
Has the Brazilian posted since the rda meme got ended?
>>69400013
Friends that are coming enjoy coke. I'm sticking to water and veggies for snacks. Might compete in august so gotta keep my weight down. Sucks not being able to offer them proper food.
>>69399981
that must be a nightmare if you're failing your takedown attempt
>>69399914
Not worrying about them stealing my credit card info or something like that but about stream quality.
>>69400013
Yeah soda is for pleb fatties
>>69399985
Just make your own ribs or whatever
I'll prolly post a m3u8 directly from the fightpass ppv tonight boys. So get your livestreamer sorted out.
>>69400057
cant tell you dude
>>69399738
Is that you, dad?
>>69400040
>brock will actually walk out to his wwe theme tonight
fucking HYPE
>you're getting ready for the co-main event of the evening
>then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQPIG4ZTw4
man it wouldn't make any sense but it'd make my day. stone cold > *
>>69400095
You're a beautiful lad.
Hey guys where can I stream the fights at?
from the fight pass prelims to the main event?
>>69399946
He seems like he had it way too easy in his 20s and have always gotten by on his personality. He's always been full of confidence and pegged as the "smart guy" by his friends and has never had to grow or challenge himself.
To quote a real intellectual- 'what's wrong with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.'
He's just a meme podcaster at this point anyway.
>>69400124
ufc.tv
>>69399738
Fuck was he on about with that? Two of the most well rounded dudes in the division and he's screaming "heart versus skill!!" like it's Wepner vs Ali.
>>69400124
r/mmastreams
>This American that keeps using 'believe you me' as a meme
It's a normal way of speaking here in the North. Please no bully.
>>69400141
>this guy
>>69400155
he was stoned off his taco but he thought the winner had more heart cause he was from jersey or sth
Joe rogan is a very rich and successful man.
To maintain that level of success for so many years is rare.
Joe is set for life.
You guys are just haters.
From the UFC 200 Presser @ MSG
>Jon: What're you going to say to your kids when they say "daddy did you ever beat Jon 'Bones' Jones?"
>DC: I'm gonna say "you know what? When I won the belt I didn't have to, the idiot, he eliminated himself from competition by being an idiot."
Cormier had a feeling Jon would fuck up before their fight again. He truly believed Jon could never change.
Post your wildest bets boys.
>>69400182
Rogaine bless
>>69400030
Ten on Browne, Assuncao, Martin, Silva to win
Twenty on Aldo, Lesnar, Zingano to win
Twenty on Miesha to win a decision.
If everything goes my way I'm up 221. No parlay, half of these were just because the other fighter was my boy and I wanted to be happy with either result.
>>69399569
>I'm going to make a shitpost with a meme image complaining about shitposts with meme images
How about you start a conversation worthy reading, you goof? You're part of the problem.
>>69400133
accurate description of BS and Joe Hogan
>>69400158
fuck i keep forgetting to check there thanks bro
How come theres no more Brazilian champions?
>>69400182
DUDE YOU CANT CRITICIZE AN IDIOT OR YOU'RE A HATER LMAO
>>69400194
The left travis brown and right aldo are going to ruin your chances m8
Is there actually any remotely possible way that Dancin Andy pulls off a victory tonight?
>>69400205
>Browne
I hope that isn't an accy because your only half right with those bets
>>69400113
RAW IS WAR era Stone Cold would clear out the UFC.
>>69400240
Boring point fighting. DC had a bad weight cut, Silva could play keepaway and occasionally punchface for victory.
>>69400235
That's why they're the wildest m8
The other 10 bets I have are safe ones
>TFW will never play a fun game of punchface with hunto
Threadly reminder, if you're a casual we do NOT want you here. Please go back to watching grown men jog around for a couple hours instead. Thanks.
>>69400287
>tfw played touchface in the park with Hunto
>>69399641
I'll just reiterate what knowledgeable anons have already said. He's a complete moron that knows about a vast range of subjects and can talk for hours about almost any topic. This one time he was talking about the Etruscans but he actually meant Ligurians, lol total dudebro tard mistake.
joanna champion
>>69400299
>tfw I'm a Alvarez/RDA fightpasser'r
>>69400299
your opinion = wgaf
>>69400299
Can't wait for Divegrass to finally die down on here
Didn't Portugal get to the final by only winning one game in regular time or something? Fucking lol
>>69400299
Dubs of truth
>>69400326
kek
i see what you did here
This is officially the last chance to get on the Bork train to Suplex City.
Get abroad now or have to withstand DO YOU SEE ME NOW later.
>>69399505
>dat dude hitting the joint in the upper right corner
>>69400326
Looks more like one of your featured athletes at the Olympics
>>69400240
I mean after Bisping I guess anything's possible but I really don't DC getting caught by something from Anderson if he can take Rumble's punches.
>>69400326
wew lad
>>69400326
Maybe your fighters should learn better doping procedures
>>69400299
Define Casual.
>Lesnars USADA tests will come back clean.
Oh baby.
>>69399505
I NEED A MEME JUST TO MYSELF
SO I CAN POST THE BANE
>>69399826
Bra it's 2:30am start time here.
Fml
>>69399506
>Parents want me to come visit
>Tell them it's UFC 200
>Ite m8 tomorrow then
That easy
>>69399450
>tfw people use your OC
>>69400432
(1) You don't regularly visit /heem/ for the memes. (2) You can't name every active champion and who they took the belt from. (3) You've never seen a ONE FC card.
>>69400336
>amerilards opinion on sports
Fucking lol
Will all you little scumbags kill yourselves when Conrad outsells 200?
>>69400477
Lmaoing at those standards, casual
Child's play
>>69400483
Woah you really refuted my point there Ahmed, go back to cheering for your fellow """"""Frenchmen""""""""
>>69400210
Why in crikey fuck would you bet on assuncao mate
>>69400488
>Caring about Goober
>>69400488
Will you when he gets BTFO again?
>>69400416
we should take tips from you guys, you are better at cycling
>>69400497
The casual fan watches like 3 cards a year and 2 of them are Conor McPotato. If you surpass those standards, I'll consider you at least a minor fan.
>>69400477
>(2) You can't name every active champion and who they took the belt from.
Let's see.
WSW Joanna, inaugural
WBW Miesha, Holly
FLW DJ, inaugural
BW Cruz, Dillashaw
FW mgoober, Aldo
LW Eddie, RDA
WW Lawler... Nope, don't remember
MW MICHAEL FUCKING BISPING cuckold
LHW DC, Jones cucking himself
HW Stipe, werdum
Sorry, I'll heem myself now.
>>69400488
>not being a fan of both conor and brock
>vikings
>real recognize real
>who else has done what i have done in the space that i have done it
>>69400443
>USADA
>catching anyone with half a brain
>>69400499
Dillashaw is SHOOK
And a cheeky tenner to win 41 is too good not to bet on.
>>69400326
0 (Zero)
>>69400498
You had no point. You're even wrong thinking I'm rooting for France.
Why do you try so hard to live?
>>69400550
Random drug tests are effective m8. UFC has a better clean initiative than any other mainstream sport atm.
>to sage northcutt
>>69399705
Oh my kek. It is what it is doe
What camp is Dillameme training at these days?
you better stop complaining about shit soccer or ill gogoplata all of you
>>69400575
My point was that Divegrass is such a joke that a team can literally reach the finals through penalties and extra time
And instead of addressing this you just shitposted about my flag in a thread for a sport that my country owns
So maybe you should just kill yourself
>>69400528
Lots of BRs were cheering for JJ in the live heem when the fight was happening man.
I get national pride but as a brazilian yourself you of all people should recognize that Gadehla's a complete bitch.
You've got so many fighters anyways I'd rather root for the humble polish qt.
>>69400560
I guess the odds are good for a pick up
Dillashaws gonna velociraptor him tho
>>69400596
Elevation Fight Team
Right now /heem/
Me vs ALL of you dick sniffing faggots.
>>69400040
BASED
A
S
E
D
I'm fucking hyped for this.
>>69400605
I haven't watched TUF, but some people were saying Joanna was a bitch in it wasn't it?
I never watched a fight from Claudia before, I just posted that pic because I found the thing amusing. Can't mock claudia as easily because webs don't allow sound, and joanna has an easier face to make fun of.
>>69400476
FeelsGoodMan.
People spamming the shit out of that Dana webm I made.
>>69400604
>My point was that Divegrass is such a joke that a team can literally reach the finals through penalties and extra time
That's not a point, that's retarded thinking.
>a sport that my country owns
It means nothing. It doesn't make your country any less fat.
>>69400604
>a sport that my country owns
Damn, it feels good m8. Especially when it's a sport that other countries actually compete in.
>There are only 2 champions with 2 or more tittle defenses right now
i'm done. someone else want to take over?
>>69400605
>gadehla a bitch
what? the goblin is the one who is complete bitch most of the time and at the same time a really nice person when she wants to be, fuck that 2 faced slut
who /bunda/ here?
>>69400704
>That's not a point, that's retarded thinking.
>It's not a point because I say so
Lmao alright, if you want to watch 1-1 or 0-0 semen slurping fests that go to PKs more than 50% of the time all the power to you
>>69400723
That's enough. Close the picks. Anyone submitting anything is a casual or submitting for the 5th time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8
how many technicques of this vid did you used actually in a RL fight already
>>69400733
>>69400733
You're doing God's work. Bunda posters > Schaub posters.
>>69400735
And yet here you are in /heem/ talking about nothing but running around on a field. That's being part of the fucking, man! You brought that shit up too...
Go to some faggot football thread if you want to talk about soccer with a Frenchman so fucking bad.
>>69400712
>2
Can't count Romero? Lawler, DMJ, Joanna
![Diane-in-Inglourious-Basterds-diane-kruger-11427022-500-281[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oUGDGbK.jpg "Diane-in-Inglourious-Basterds-diane-kruger-11427022-500-281[1]")
>>69400760
I'm a BIG GUY so I just take them down and choke them. I dunno m8, once you try to literally choke them to death as soon as you get pulled off they don't wanna fight anymore.
>>69400773
I made a remark about how shit his sport is and he took personal fucking offense to it
>>69400677
Eh, Joanna's been going gangster on Claudia but that's what fighters do and she's a total sweetheart.
Personally I find her qt but it's ultimately the personality that really shows who's best girl of the two
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468052137449.webm
I'm rooting for Aldo though hoping he makes a crazy comeback.
>>69400766
Wait, why the hell was she naked?
>>69400782
I always forget lawler when talking about champion he's just so beatable
>>69400821
>This is the type of casual we're going to have to deal with all day long
I bet you were the frogcuck arguing about divegrass weren't you?
>>69400821
She cut like 11 pounds the in 24 hours. It's a slight advantage if you're unsure if you're going to make weight.
>>69400821
Because clothes have weight too
>>69400803
She's an admitted Jones fan. She saw his crocodile tears and saw how everyone ate it up so did it because everyone saw on the TUF how much was a bitch she was.
>>69400831
>he's just so beatable
Is that why he hasn't lost a round since Strikeforce?
>>69400803
I agree, I love Joanna. She seems like a sweetheart. Not to Claudia, but that woman is a bitch and cried about that decision non-stop.
>>69400831
Woodley will get the job done. Mark my words.
>>69400723
NUNES
BRAWK
DC
ALDO
CAIN
>>69400856
she's had bad blood with literally all her opponents just like ronda and she was shit talking claudia's coaches on the show
>sweetheart
kek
>>69400760
>AND LOOKY LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE
Always cracks me up.
>>69400789
So, you're telling him he's right because you're the one who actually talked first about football here?
>>69400867
You gotta cuck yourself right at the end?
>People picking Aldo
His chin is gone lads. Face it.
>>69400726
If I showed up at your front lawn with a hockey mask and a machete I think I would provoke a reaction out of you too man.
Or like someone showing up at your workplace and starting to shit talk you to your boss and trying to squeeze you out of your job while fucking with your head.
Top dog gotta defend her house, and she goes hard I can respect that. Claudia's been dissing her since their first match anyways while JJ gave her respeck back then.
>>69400837
Kek, I've actually been here since a long time and I'm not the other french guy.
>>69400846
Yeah I guess but to be that concerned about not making it is ridiculous. Clothes doesn't weigh much.
>>69400894
>Someone suffers a ko for the first time
>CHIN = DELETED
When will this meme end?
>>69400875
>im sorry
>BANG BANG BANG
>no im not
>>69400884
>So, you're telling him he's right because you're the one who actually talked first about football here?
>>69400299
>>69400336
Who /happy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwG4tYzXlmQ
>>69400900
It's worth taking every advantage when it comes to losing your belt on the scales and giving 20% of your biggest paycheck ever to your opponent.
>>69400875
>>AND LOOKY LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE
Probably unjustifiable homicide here depending on which state tbqh
I want to make my first bet tonight.
What sites do you guys use?
>>69400912
I'm the first guy. Wasn't just talking about soccer. NFL and NBA are also just dudes running around and playing with a ball.
>>69400723
You sir are a king amongst plebs
>>69400942
bovada
>>69400846
>11 pounds weight cut in a day
why wasn't she prepared?
>paper champion
>>69400900
That one guy who didn't make weight for tonight didn't make it by something like a quarter of a pound.
>>69400944
Both of those are in the offseason though, the vast majority of volume over the past two weeks has been casuals flooding the board to discuss Euro semen slurping
>>69400901
Aldo was exposed, face it la
>>69400723
>Tfw I'm the the one guy in the corner
>>69400887
>believing in Browne
>>69400942
www betonline ag
>>69399518
He was actually a handsome guy until TRT and hairloss
>>69400962
It's her first fight with early weigh ins. Probably mistimed her cut.
>>69400968
>I read any /sp/ besides /heem/
>>69400040
i remember seeing this for the first time in 2004, it felt so weird, felt like watching Hellraiser and expecting Brock to explode in a pile of guts
>>69400967
I don't really believe Hendricks could have made it by being naked desu.
>Travis Browne can beat sea-level Cain
I need to see it to believe it
can someone explain how and under what criteria someone becomes a WWE champion
isnt all this shit staged to start with?
>>69400850
This is the level of critical thought I've come to expect from you Claudia bandwagoners
>People don't show their true colors until they're on reality fucking tv
>Not literally anytime else, like when they're not starring in a stilted soap opera
>>69400972
Econoreem's about to win the title with no chin and no gear baby
>>69401010
who's more popular with the fans I suppose
>>69401010
Whoever can sell the most t-shirts gets to be champ.
>>69401010
What does this have to do with MMA? Piss off to /asp/ and go ask there.
why do the ufc and wwe have so many cross over fans?
is the ufc just mandrama with fights?
>>69401038
You're literally asking this on the day Brock Lesnar is fighting in the UFC
Brock Lesnar is a WWE Superstar in case you didn't get the memo
>>69399641
Hes just a Chad with a radioshow, he has interesting guests though and talks about cool shit. He is also willing to change his opinion on things so I guess hes cool
>>69400981
Other way round boyo.
>>69400994
Also for some reason they stopped the weighins at 10, rather than what they did at 199 where you could weigh in from 10-4.
what is jon jones doing RIGHT NOW?
>>69401038
its the conor era m8, brought in all the casuals
>>69401060
blow off of DC's wife.
>>69400854
uh Rory won three rounds in their fight
>>69401060
Coke and heroin
JUST
>>69401038
UFC is LITERALLY mandrama but with far more brain damage.
>>69401060
Someone on Rebbit posted a pick of him out chilling by the pool in Vegas
>>69399738
I actually think Joey is funny as fuck. Am I alone in this?
>>69401090
idk bro, we've never seen a fighter pull a chris benoit yet
>>69401060
Drugs. He's out for two years so he might as well get crazy.
Let's be honest, conor won the first nate fight.
I GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF LESNAR
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAN
>>69401038
The real answer is that the first season of TUF aired on Spike right after WWE Raw.
>Airing after World Wrestling Entertainment's flagship show WWE Raw, The Ultimate Fighter's debut episode was able to garner a 57% retention rate in viewers from RAW, which was double the usual rate for Spike TV.[4] It is believed by some[who?] that WWE's Vince McMahon had to approve The Ultimate Fighter following RAW, but this is incorrect. According to Hecht, McMahon did not have the final say, but given his stature and RAW's' importance to Spike TV at the time, the network wanted McMahon to "be on board" with the program lineup. At the time Hecht believes the WWE did not see the UFC as a challenge.[3]
Doe Brock have a glass body?
>>69400942
Betdsi
Use my referral code
http://w-as.com/?f3Z9G
Alright you sweaty grappling faggots I'm only watching this for Brock.
Tell me why he's going to beat that fat fuck he's fighting tonight.
What is /heem/ listening to atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb1PwmimOYI
>>69401119
he gets randomly drug tested because of his probation
>>69401145
this
>>69401111
We literally just had a russian play russian roulette to lose.
>>69401188
thats fucking terrible
>>69401181
He might not, I'm curious, do mandrama fans think this is going to be a walk in the park for him?
>Society put away Jon Jones for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge... on Daniel Cormier.
Going HARD on DC, Frankie, Gayguard, Sage by KO, and Silly Dilly.
Singles and parlay.
>>69401188
is Lil Yachty the official rapper of heem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg5mTY-huUU
>>69401188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qDstzLSQm0
>>69401145
Yeah he was winning for more time than he was losing so I think overall that should count as a win.
>>69401210
I love the ending to that episode with Moe in the fan suit helping people
>>69400994
>It's her first fight with early weigh ins. Probably mistimed her cut.
she knew what fucking time the weigh ins were, it's not like she got a pleasant surprise
>>69401188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6rU2Clx4vU
>>69401181
Hunto won't be able to stop his takedowns.
>>69400723
Tate
Hunt
DC
Edgar
Cain
Who /HappyForDC/ here?
He seemed to genuinely be in good spirits after getting the Silva fight, a stark contrast from how he looked depressed before
>>69401248
yeah I think this fight was going to pay him a million dollars at headline at least plus PPV points
Now....maybe not
But good to see him get a chunk of change as he's near the end of being champ, time is ticking away and he's almost 40
I would assume all money he makes now is put away for his kids
>>69401006
He should've shaved his dome before stepping on that scale. Snip off a testicle as well.
That's what it means to have the HAHT OVA CHAMPEEN YEH?
What if Brock wins brehs
>underestimating travis
>>69400723
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69401283
>underestimating Cain
>>69401281
HE MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF HUNT'S WIFE TONIGHT
>Lesnar KOs Hunt in the first round
>This man jumps into the cage and RKOs Lesnar out of nowhere
What do you do?
lads, ufc website says the main card starts 7:15pm on my time zone.
that's in 3 and a half hours
is that correct?
>>69401297
The meme is dead, Cain is fucked. He's a broken down ol' horse my friend
>>69401283
> Picking someone to win that trains under coach Edmond
>>69401283
>Travis "I needed eye pokes to beat Mitrione" Browne
>Travis "I trane with Edmond Targaryen aka the worst coach in MMA" Browne
>Travis "a gast of wind and I do the chicken dance" Browne
>>69401294
You're on the right parlay believe you me buddeh
>>69401328
Broken by the horse
>>69401322
yap
>>69400723
Nunes
Brock
Cormier
Frankie
The Travis
>>69400723
Tate
Hunto
Andy
Edgar
Cain
Τate/Zingano/Lesnar/Cormier/Aldo/Cain
>>69401322
Nah
The Fight Pass prelims start in 3 bongs and 45 bings
The Main Card is 3 and a half bongs after that
>>69401322
but not maincard its the prelims first
>>69401322
no. i think the prelims start then tho
>>69401281
His payday is going to be at least 10+ million.
For 1/10th of that I'd do a fucking 3 rounder with Hunt.
I think even to Brock his performance is pretty irrelevant, it's not impossible for him to win, but I seriously doubt his chances have anything to do with him taking the shot.
Out of Conor, Aldo and Frankie who is the Good, the Bad and the Ugly?
post yfw the main event doesnt start until 1am eastern
>>69401333
Five inches and twenty pounds is a lot of weight to give up, even at heavyweight.
>>69401341
I put all the prelims in my parlay too hope I'm not BTFO before the main card
>>69400723
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain
>>69401373
Frankie's the Good
Aldo's the Bad
Conor's the Handsome Dub
What are you eating, /heem/?
Just ate a plate of buckwheat
>>69401362
>Aldo
RIP
>>69400723
Miesha "I'll handle Ronda" Tate
THE CONCUSSIVE KIWI Mark Hunt
Forever my boy DC
The 8-second man Aldo
Below Sea Level Cain
>>69401408
pussy
lmao
>>69401373
too obvious
Ugly is Aldo,Goober is the Bad and Edgar is the Good
>inb4 goober is Eastwood
>>69401373
Frankie is the good, Aldo is the bad, Conor is the ugly
Aldo is the actually ugliest but as far as personality goes that's how it is.
>>69401408
Croissants.
>>69401416
>The 8-second man Aldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdghRwWfaOQ
>>69401408
i have like 2lbs of raw chicken that needs to be cooked but I can't be assed so I'll probably just eat peanut butter out of the jar
>>69401425
>fucking implying he isnt
>>69401385
Main event starts at 12:30 am EST as it always has.
I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE GETTING FUCKING HYPED
>them big £1 packet of McCoys
>>69400723
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain
>>69401408
Dried banana chips, the no sugar kind. The kind with sugar also add banana flavoring which is fucking retarded. Banana flavoring tastes nothing like bananas and you put it in my fucking bananas.
>>69401455
>cold beer check
>full pack of cigarettes check
MY BODY IS GODDAMN READY
>>69401408
thinking of getting some delivery 'Za for the boys later tonight
>>69401426
>The spoiled temper-tantrum throwing potato doesn't have the ugliest personality
lel
>>69401057
This, he's not knowledgeable about anything really but he's reasonably entertaining and doesn't insist that people agree with him. I'm not sure about his UFC expertise he knows a lot of people and watches a lot of fights so make of that what you will.
>>69401487
Actually yeah, Aldo is way worse. He's a shitty crybaby
>Jones
>Mir
>Penn
>Mini Mike Mendes
>Silva
>Machida
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706630
>>69400539
Joanna won the title from le cookie monster.
Filthy casual.
>>69401510
Aldo is a bro, Conor literally wont stop making excuses about Nate. Your potato is showing lad.
>>69401538
>it wasn't a real fight
kek
KEK
>>69401538
>Aldo is a bro
>t. aldo
>>69401373
>two can heem better than one
>...
>you're not heeming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma0wWu0kWJk
Who /VANZANT/ here?
SURELY this comes in.
>>69401523
that cant be real... right
she looks like an ayylmao
>>69401387
Cain destroyed Bigfoot back when he was good and Bigfoot cuts down to 265.
Meanwhile Browne has only had one decent win in his last 6 fights. His KO against Schaub is meaningless cuz Schaub has no chin, he was getting fucked in the Overeem fight until meme magic, and Mittrione was winning until his eye exploded. Browne's gonna get meme'd hard.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't having 9-10 buddies come over and split the cost of the PPV. You can order some pizza, get some beer and have a great fucking time only for about $5 each!
>>69399659
Because the cameras are rolling dummy
>>69401551
>le first 6 minutes was easy man
>le he was one shot away from being out man
>le I ate too many breakfasts man
>le inefficient with energy man
>le he was swept and controlled man
Should I continue?
>>69401571
I don't have 9-10 buddies...
>>69401571
>implying i know one (1) person
>>69401583
this
>>69401502
The whole point of the show is Joe learning things from the people he brings on his show. He has said himself that the show is a way for him to keep his ego in check and realize that he doesnt know everything.
>>69401571
> I have no friends
> I want no friends
> I need no friends
> I don't drink beer because I'm not a moron
who /had a nap/ here? Only had like a 1 hour nap.
>>69401571
you're being intentionally hurtful aren't you
>>69401571
>implying anyone here has 9-10 friends
>>69401248
Not me. I dont like him.
>>69401571
I have no buddies and I'm not poor.
>>69401608
The only reason I'm rooting against this guy is he has the single most punchable stupid face in all of MMA
Last number is the amount of HEEMs we'll see tonight
>>69401466
The ones with sugar are more delicious.
Also, dried mangoes > dried bananas
>>69401625
thats a decent number desu considering there might be a few subs too.
>>69401571
I apologize for casuals not getting your meme.
Will Brock come out to his WWE theme tonight?
>>69401560
>parlaying 4 fights to win 104 from 60
why
>>69401568
once upon a time cain had knees. travis is going to tear cain's meniscus to shreds with oblique kicks, believe you me.
>>69401551
>>69401579
No response so i'll take that as a yes
>le he is making more excuses than me man
>le i just lost my balance man
>le he took the shots cause he weighs more man
>le everyone agrees i have unfinished business man
is travis browne muslim?
>>69401633
reminder to report this picture every time it's posted
>>69401653
I remember hearing he was cleared to use it but I'm too lazy to source that
>>69401653
I would prefer if he walked out to Enter Sandman desu
>>69401625
doubling down on the ammount good figtts. Last number is quality heem matches
>>69401328
Cain is Goku. Every tiem you beat his ass he comes back stronger.
>>69401653
Yep. Get ready to mark the fuck out breh.
>>69401625
>>69401675
ahhh yes the heem gods have spoken and will yield 5 spicy bangers
>>69401678
>Comes back stronger
>Outstriked by a grappler
>>69401666
Thanks Satan
>>69401664
>le refuse to defend belt once man
>le retire for attention man
>le get special treatment and brag about it man
>le make fun of spics yet be idolized by mexicans and spaniards on 4chan man
>>69401678
Considering his size for a heavyweight he's more Vegeta.
>>69401704
He's a wrestler himself so your points moot
Which UFC fighter will be the first to fight whilst wearing a fedora?
>actually considered supporting and buying the fight
>The PPV costs $59.99 for high definition, and $49.99 for standard definition.
lel fuck that
>>69401749
pickett will on his last fight
>Anderson Silva, I'll absolutely SUCC you
>>69401739
>wedum is a wrestler
where the fuck are the stream links
>>69401776
>not splitting the cost with 9 or 10 of your buddies
>>69401776
goto a bar showing it lol costs exactly what u want to spend on drinks and or food
>>69401786
It hasnt started baka
>>69401776
who the fuck doesn't have an HDTV and also $50 to spend on a PPV
>>69401776
Would you buy it if it was all the fights and non of that "going to fight pass then fs1 and finally the ppv" shit?
>>69401560
Shit parlay.
This is how it's done right here.
>>69401786
ufc.tv
>>69401786
>norway
>exposing himself as a goof this early
>>69401803
>have to deal with affliction shirt wearers cheering, clapping, and howling
no thanks
>>69401776
>not getting the 4K version for $69.99
Pathetic.
Hunt
DC
Aldo
Tate
Zingano
>>69401776
No one sits home alone, and watches the UFC all by themselves
You get 5 or 6 buddies over
Get some food, some beer
And for $10 bucks a piece you can order the PPV and have a cheap night
It's not expensive
>>69401827
Life isn't fun if youre an anti-social shut-in.
literally havent done shit all day since i came back from work yesterday but watch heem, shitpost on heem, fall asleep, wake up, shitpost on heem, and wait anxiously for tonights fights all of them
****
reminder to ignore all stream begging fags
>>69401817
>Travis Browne
Already ded at the first fight wew
>>69401842
can i come watch it at your house?
>>69401842
it's better watching alone, u can fap to the girls and boys with nice butts.
>>69401838
Yes, by heem when Bork tries to rush in
Yes, by wreslefuck and/or submission
No, by USADA and peak Fronk
Yes, by submission
Maybe
>>69401786
this fucking casual again ffs not giving you the ace this time nerd
>>69401817
Fun way to burn $5 desu
>>69401862
Yeah sure. Just have $10 in hand.
>>69401749
Loads of them already wear skinFedoras
>>69401857
DAMN! Awesome thighs....
>>69401852
introverts are proven to be smarter than extroverts
enjoy being the star of your own movie, fuckboi. I will be nationalizing the nature of the universe on reddit.
Bork better come out to Enter Sandman.
>>69401786
Ingen Ace men TV livestreaming her http://livetv.cr.rs/en/ Eller så kan du gå på /r/mmalivestream
Burgerne er noen bortskjemte jævler.
Is my boy gonna be heeming Gunnar next?
>>69401912
He's gonna come out to his WWE theme, bruv
When is based sages fight?
>>69400723
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Aldo
Cain
Gooober MCgobber LASer czeckjezczeykyk BORKBORKBOP
natty steak azoid BIGG beautiful chriastina arietty ariely vanessa normal bisping Island schauberino jon jo njo n succk jwhw ohihwjo jonojonojojnojonojononnnnnnn
>>69401907
>nationalizing
you aren't proving what you're trying to imply
>>69401955
first fight of the FS1 prelims
>>69401857
>not giving them the findminecraft link
>>69401939
Says who? That fucking sucks and I watch WWE religiously.
I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it.
I just found out they installed security cameras to spy on me at work heem. I think they've seen me itch my balls and pick my nose. And exercise using metal parts. What can I do to make them think I'm weirder than they already do.
If you guys had to pick 5 guaranteed winners from the entire card, who would you choose?
>>69401977
Do ist eine unhöflich kleine.
>>69401994
>I'm a white man in a black man's body
What did he mean by this?
>>69401989
>>69399506
just cook her something instead or order it and say you made it kek.
>>69402013
Cain
Mousasi
Aldo
Cormier
Hunt
>>69402003
Start intensively shaking every 30 minutes or so.
>>69400821
Because the idiot went and put a couple of pounds of implants in her soothers and now struggles to make the weight cut
>>69402029
Man could they get anymore gimmicky. WWE really needs Lesnar to win if they want to profit from this.
>>69402013
Jim Miller
Gegard Mousasi
T.J. Dillashaw
Daniel Cormier
Sage Northcutt
>>69402028
Can you see me now !?
CAN
YOU
SEE
ME
NOW
?
Have to be up early in the morning.
Going to miss Hunt and Lesnar gassing.
Tate and Nunez going the distance WMMA
Silva taking a dive
Aldo losing his life
SUCC NATION ARE YOU READY?
>>69401989
Nah man his theme is hype as fuck
Is it just me or is sherdog slow as fuck this weekend? Taking forever to load.
>>69402060
just pull an allnighter lad
>>69402060
Just don't go to sleep.
Is Moussasi a Stone Cold Lock of the Century (of the week)? I know nothing bout the dude he's fighting.
>>69402055
Its a worked fight
>>69402060
JUST TAKE A NAP NOW RETARD
THIS IS UFC 200, ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT
BROCK
FUCKING
LESNAR
COME ON ! Where are your balls !?
>>69402088
He is one of the bigger favourites on the card, Santos is a good fighter with some nasty stand up and good TDD defence but Mousasi should be able to outclass him. The only worry is that Mousasi comes in too relaxed and gets outpointed.
>That Stayan last night who said Joanna could beat Ronda despite being out weighed by 20 pounds
Where's he at? I want to give him more shit.
>>69401857
>reminder to ignore all stream begging fags
Ill post one now just so they're not begging us later
www.zombo.com
Brock already cucked on island nigger
Mark Cunt is next
>>69402058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k
What did he mean by this?
>>69402116
I AM A MERCERNARY
>>69402106
Joanna winning versus permanent JUST mode Ronda is very possible though.
>>69402043
That's pretty good. Like a fake spasm
They've also seen me practise karate kicks.
>>69402106
She could
>>69400215
i did start a conversation you fucc. you replied and so did a lot of others. it may be off topic but at least its not just a meme image with no replies just taking up space
>>69402116
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHEN HE SAYS THIS
OMFG
6'4 250 POUNDER SQUEAKING LMFAO
>>69402105
Yeah I'm staying away from it. Like you said, gegard likes to be all relaxed and start slow and it seems like he's sparring and not trying to finish. I dont like him at -255
>>69402106
Ronda's 5'7 Joanna's 5'6. JJ's got legit KO power at 125, at one 135 I think she'd be shredding people to bits.
If she played the match up right she could defo win on points or maybe even a TKO, you're the retard buddy.
Joanna with knockout power, you serious?
>>69401989
>I watch WWE religiously
>>69402072
Hype if you're watching WWE and you wanna see him bury a bunch of jobbers.
I prefer Sandman by a mile for a RAEL fight.
>>69402193
You're right Michael Bisping will never ever get the belt.
>>69400030
Got $10 on Gomi, Velasquez, Silva, Tate, and Lesnar to win.
Luck's been shit lately so I'm not really expecting them to win but DAMN! if they do. Return is $593 + the $10 placed down.
>>69402028
did he really say such a stupid thing?
>>69400581
Lesnar has been an inactive guy in wrestlefuck (technically only as he's still doing PPVs,) so he could freely cycle with plenty of time to come off if he wanted to go full time/back to MMA. Random drug tests work on people who are always under the umbrella of a test, taking drugs at random times, or making supplemental mistakes.
That said, I think Lesnar would look like fucking Pianna, or even bigger, if he was regularly juicing. Wouldn't surprise me if he did it back in his football days, though.
>>69402215
>Someone who mentions height in fight discussion instead of reach
Casual central it's gonna be tonight
>>69402095
take it easy, joe. you will lose your voice before the event even starts
>>69402267
>Like height isn't a massive factor in all forms of grappling
Nice nitpicking, I see you're out of arguments.
>>69402149
do you think Joanna can gain 20lbs of muscle to translate to knockout power over night? this is a legit question because if not, i think you may be actually retarded
>>69402313
Sorry I thought I was the one with a grasp on hypotheticals and reality and you were the one who wasn't?
>>69402293
this is the superbowl of mma
if your not level 10 hype for tonight you're not a real fight fan
>>69400030
I also have Hunt to win by KO in second.....7/1 is to tasty!
>>69400723
thx buddy <3
>>69402347
>joanna can gain 20lbs and she will still be as an effective of a striker
it really is casual day
>>69402310
>height isn't a massive factor in all forms of grappling
>5'11" DC didn't beat up 6'5" Gustaffson
>Thinks Joanna's height matters when an even shorter girl was outgrappling her last night
>>69402448
>Ronda's reach is the crucial factor
>Ronda
>Ronda
Yeah sure is man
>>69402453
>Literally saves her in the sprawls every time
>Multiple MMA journos have been saying this for years
>>69401408
Buckwheat and cutlets, some nastoika and juice to mix for the main event and of course fucking bananas.
what if we just stay in the dead threads and let all the casuals go to the decoy thread?
>>69402491
>Got taken down three times by a 5'3" womanlet
>She can totally handle a 4th degree in Judo who is much bigger
Casual please
>>69402537
I think a comfy bunker thread would help. Especially tonight.
>>69402562
how do we tell heem to stay in the dead thread without alerting the casuals?
>>69402562
>Doesn't even understand that having the lower point of gravity is an advantage
>Doesn't understand that long limbs give you the advantage in the sprawl and getting to your feet
>Thinks Gus is a sprawl and brawler
>Thinks Ronda's hands is a decisive factor
Yup I'm done talking with you, you've proven yourself beyond a shadow of a doubt.
>>69402592
make a thread on /r/mma
>>69400723
Tate
Lesnar
Silva
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69402644
GET THE FUCK OUT REDDIT
>>69402609
You proved yourself to be a casual last night, I have no clue why you try to talk about things you're clearly clueless about.
>Long limbs give you an advantage in grappling
So so so clueless, my heart hurts having to read this.
>>69402704
No idea what you're talking about, also sprawl not grappling.
You didn't save face chum. Cya faggo.
>>69401857
link pls?????
>>69399641
He's a moron who other morons think is smart because he memorized a handful of talking points that he regurgitates at every opportunity. He is also a snake oil salesman, a shitty middle act tier comedian after doing it for over 20 years, and a biased and obnoxious MMA commentator.
ok
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