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Previous thread: >>69390640
News:
>TUF 23 Finale results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12133464/tuf-23-results-joanna-jedrzejczyk-withstands-early-trouble-dominates
>Hendricks missed weight, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-2
>Dos Anjos isn't being careful
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ex-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-targets-rematch-with-champ-alvarez-over-one-with-nurmagomedov
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
sum up jon jones in no more than 5 words
>>69396380
you would get a C in 7th grade English class
get your picks in boys
>>69396390
youngest champ in ufc history
>will the real predictioncuck please standup
if tonights ace's are gonna be as shit as the last two nights, i swear on me mum lads
goof troop btfo
>>69396468
>acestream
lol what an idiot
Thanks for showing respect to my boy, OP
Can someone tell me how many Brazilian UFC champions there are?
RIP Anderson.
>>69396468
that's what you get for not just buying the PPV you goof
>>69396390
Young, black, don't giva fuck
reposting
I'm not sure who dominated Brazil more, is it Germany or USADA?
>>69396551
60$ fuck that
>>69396560
nice finishing power
>>69396547
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGX1rZxpKYo&feature=youtu.be&t=375
Is Anderson just trolling us at this point?
>>69396551
>BT sport
>PPV>>69396560
>>69396584
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468075033905.webm
>>69396535
0 (Zero)
>>69396620
Last id is misclick, long night
>>69396627
wow dana is so out of touch
>>69396569
It's Zika.
>>69396670
dude alcohol lmao
>>69396403
9/10
Good job
>>69396673
nah, he's just a liar
>>69396627
>dana doesn't know about all the lonely /heem/ers
How do we raise awareness buds?
If Hunt walk off KO's Brock it's a lock for Knockout of the Year and that new arena will need another roof. Either way I'm hype af for that fight.
>>69396627
>nobody sits home by themselves and orders the ppv for $45 by himself
>>69396627
>tfw you can't even fathom having 8 or 9 buddies all come over to your place to watch the fights
>tfw my apartment is tiny and would not contain 8 or 9 buddies
>tfw I do not have 8 or 9 buddies at all
>>69396403
Underrated post.
>>69396535
>More English champions than Brazilians
ANDERSON, WAKE UP BUDDEH
>>69396627
>not pirating the thing, having 4-5 buddies over who give 4-5 bux a piece for food and beer instead
>>69396735
I want Brock to be sleepy for like 5+ minutes so the world stands still for a while and ever single casual sees how dangerous Hunt is
Then Hunt can go be the biggest bad in WWE making bank doing fake fighting when he retires
>>69396767
isn't it funny?
Sage Northcutt sextape when?
no homo
Who is the largest person Anderson has fought? Obviously they've all been 185 or 205, but as far as weight on fight night, I wonder who the biggest is.
We're gonna have a great time tonight boys
>>69396824
Forrest probably, he walks around 230lbs.
>Someone deleted Left Hook Larry from the nickname section for Michael Bisping
Fucking Wikipedia autists.
>>69396840
yes yes yes yes
im fucking hyped
>>69396735
>>69396809
Bork is gonna pull a horseshoe outta Mark Hunt's arse and beat that sum'bitch over the head with it
>All this Claudia salt in this post-fight presser
Not a good look, bae
>>69396809
my only concern is if brock takes it on the ground
t b h
can someone explain the difference between canadian op and lmaobud
>>69396935
there is none
To be honest, I can't understand how anyone can get too excited about MMA today. I don't find the skill level to be very high at all. I have nothing against wrestling, bjj, or any other style, but the overall skill level, particularly when it comes to striking, is extremely low compared to fighters of old.
Even in boxing, the boxers today would be murdered by the boxers of yesterday, because they're all guys who simply want to be fighters, as opposed to natural, actual fighters. There's a big difference and I have known plenty of people from both sides of the coin. To me, the UFC and MMA in general is filled with athletes who want to be fighters. I have been around the fight industry for a long, long time, and it has changed along with the people who are getting into it.
>>69396627
Might actually consider it if it wasn't just the 5 fights. If you could just pay and watch the whole thing without the hassle of switching between fs1, fight pass and all that shit it might actually be worth it.
>>69396963
Any card with Bork, Anderson and Cormier on it has meme potential
>>69396963
>googled the first line
>it isn't copypasta
you're an absolute retard lad
>>69396924
thumbnail looks like downs
>>69396974
JUST
Just got confirmed for UFC 210
AMA
What is up you meme loving fuck. Tell me, will memespeak be up for UFC200?
>>69396924
>this is a 10/10 for /manhug/ fags
>>69396990
I'm just memeing desu
I've actually never purchased a PPV in my life
I do however get all main cards and sometimes prelims as well as part of my parents' satellite deal (Sky)
I also have fight pass
I usually end up watching stuff via illegal streams because the Sky online player is shit and is always like a minute late
>>69396974
>mfw when no beer in the freezer
>>69396935
and who is adan
>Bork, McGoober, and Mr. Bad Guy will never be on the same card
>>69397069
>not going off grid for a week and waiting for the 4k60fps rip
>Johny looks like a corpse with glasses
>still misses weight by a quarter pound
You can't make this up
Tell me, /heem/, which do you prefer: Watching UFC PPV events with 8 buddies, or 9 buddies?
>>69396798
lmao this
what a fucking goof is dana
>>69396974
WAKE ME UP
They don't call him Pig Rigg for nothing
Lads I've spent the last two cards hanging out in the real world. I saw them, but I didn't get to watch with you autists. So, tell me lads, are there any fresh, spicy memes?
First for Conor is a bitch
To be honest, I can't understand how anyone can get too excited about MMA today. I don't find the skill level to be very high at all. I have nothing against wrestling, bjj, or any other style, but the overall skill level, particularly when it comes to striking, is extremely low compared to fighters of old.
Even in boxing, the boxers today would be murdered by the boxers of yesterday, because they're all guys who simply want to be fighters, as opposed to natural, actual fighters. There's a big difference and I have known plenty of people from both sides of the coin. To me, the UFC and MMA in general is filled with athletes who want to be fighters. I have been around the fight industry for a long, long time, and it has changed along with the people who are getting into it.
>>69396735
>>69396809
>>69396878
I really liked the Hunto discussion in the previous thread. If you wanna marvel at his craft Inside the octagon was really great if you haven't watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2f2EWHQPI
That fucking Roy Nelson knockout impressed the fuck out of me, Hunto's a fucking chessplayer.
I never saw that that bomb uppercut landed that hard either.
>>69397188
alone in my room shitposting on /heem/
>>69397096
i've never seen any evidence connecting adan to lmaobud
got 10 dollars on edgar hope he doesn't disappoint
>>69397181
only in USA
kekadoodledoo
>>69397218
DO NOT SHARE THE NEW MEMES WITH THIS GUY
HE IS FROM REDDIT
>>69397270
what are the odds?
>>69397249
Thanks, la'
mcgregor will never link 2 consecutive wins from now on, his ass is ravaged, if Diaz chokes him again, I shit you not, he willt kill himself
![20160701_SummerSSlam_TempMatch_OL03332--6acc5afc1f747ce31b42d37d25a27038[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ymKRjjR.jpg "20160701 SummerSSlam TempMatch OL03332 6acc5afc1f747ce31b42d37d25a27038[1]")
Who would win in a Mark Hunt vs Randy Orton fight?
>>69397291
Worse than aldo, which makes no sense at all.
I fear Frankie's right ear might fall off soon
>>69397291
it was -110 or something, i'll make 7.52 dollars if edgar wins
>>69397249
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2f2EWHQPI
noice, hadn't seen this yet
>>69397218
getting picks right is very serious business now
that's all I can think of really
People sleep on Brock's stand up game. Is he a better striker technically than Hunt or most heavyweights? Fuck no. But he has cinder blocks for hands and any punch can heem you. He has a puncher's chance and his chance is at a bigger percentage than most.
Lads I wanna download a youtube playlist to mp3 so I can listen to my cool new beats while I exercise
How do?
>>69397014
>he doesn't copy and paste YouTube comments into /heem/
Lmao @ your """life""""
>>69397349
not a great bet desu
I want to suck a fart of tates ass, anybody else have that strange urge?
>Aldo will win
>>69396798
>not providing your boys with beer, food and blowjobs during the promos
Cheapo
>>69397375
>>69397375
pretty good bet considering edgar beat aldo for the last 3 rounds of their last fight and it was his first fight at 145 with a losing skid and this time edgar is on a streak and aldo just got KOed months ago... plus USADA
>>69396798
>being a slav
>being a furry
>>69397389
No, you degenerate
>>69397363
The city of you.
>>69397056
S-S-Serbia?
Yes, we're still there lad
Same address as usual
How's not being a NEET going?
>>69397056
Everybody laugh at the wagecuck
>>69397363
Replay Music. It cost $30 USD and you will be able to download any audio file you could ever want after that. Or just google Youtube to Mp3.
Claudia is laying on the ground with both legs up and is begging you to get into her guard. Her thighs and butt are really sweaty and wet.
Do you walk away like Joanna or do you bring the fight to her?
>>69397354
Picks have always been serious, even if this is a meme sport.
I dare say there is no certain favourite in this card, I wouldn't be surprised if anyone wins
>>69397415
http://youtubeplaylist-mp3.com/
just used a throwaway email and this is working well
Did you fall for his meme?
post yfw bruce buffer announces the main event "ittttts timeeeeeeeee for the undisputed ufc bantamweight championship of the worlddd"
>>69397458
Yes.
>>69396990
Won't all the prelims be on fight pass?
>>69397363
youtube-dl -f bestaudio --audio-quality 0 --audio-format mp3 http://www.yotube.com/playlist/url/here
>>69397458
No. Fuck Eyepoke McCoke.
>>69397439
I mount, get into north south, and leg lock.
Lads........
Lads it's really fucking here.
Today is really the day.
"Hey Pussy, Are you still there?
-Anderson Sliva
what did he mean by this?
>>69397439
I'd eat her goober and call her Claude
>>69397458
Confirmed fell for the Jones 'Rehabilitated' meme'
>>69397493
The day people will think twice before saying "a fucking leaf".
>>69396547
Anyone else think Anderson is really cool for stepping in and not wanting it to be for the title?
>Cormier gets his 5 million+ dollar payday
>Doesnt have to worry about losing his title last minute to an opponent he didn't train for compared to fighting vultures like Bisbing, Mousasi, and Henderson who all wanted the fight last minute for the easiest path to a title shot (Contrary to the meme of being courageous enough to take the fight that bisbing likes to meme about).
>Fight is saved and Anderson risks another loss against arguably the best clean fighter in the world and one who is an Olympian at Andersons biggest weakness wrestling but Anderson doesnt care because he's bro tier.
>Just look at this meme face
How do I achieve this mode, lads?
>>69397537
have 1 in 100 000 000 genetics
>>69397469
yes but
>
>>69397355
If Brock is taking this fight seriously, he would have worked endlessly on his jab in his tainting camp.
All he should do in this fight is jab and circle away, frustrate hunt and force hunt to start moving forward. If he did that it'd set up his takedown so well, and if hunt doesn't wanna move forward he just keeps jabbing and getting points
>>69397529
>Cormier gets his 5 million+ dollar payday
Does anyone know how much he is getting?
>>69397537
Tainted supps
>no jones
>wmma main event
>>69397231
>is extremely low compared to fighters of old.
Super roided "athletes"
>Even in boxing, the boxers today would be murdered by the boxers of yesterday
More roids
MMA is still exciting today, the level of technical skill has been pushed to such a high level that two roided out meatheads doesnt compare to modern MMA
>>69397537
>tfw I thought I was white my whole life but seeing this picture I realise im on Hunt's level of skin colour
>>69397568
Just him, his team, and the ufc.
who /tired/ here?
>>69397471
is this some command or linux thing?
i dont get it
>>69397529
Silva and DC permanently cemented their statuses as perennial hall of fame boys with this move. Just as Jones locked himself out of the boy hall of fame for the rest of his career.
>>69397628
Trying to get more sleep, only got 4 hours
>>69397529
DC's camp turned down any option that would have even small chance of giving their boy any trouble. So we're stuck with Anderson in a squash match.
>>69397537
Genetics. Brock is a distant relative to a famous gigantic viking berserker, known for tearing his opponent's arms literally out of their body on a few occasions. I forget the name, but you can probably look it up.
Brock is just a perfect storm of warrior genetics.
>>69397564
>that feel when not blackout restricted.
Why do they restrict them anyways?
>Can you SUCC me now? Can you SUCC me now?
>With pleasure Brock
>>69397628
always f a m
>>69397652
same lad, but im not sleepy now so might just stay up all the way
>>69397537
Reminder that brock was cut from the NFL
>>69397666
I think they blackout countries in which they have TV deals so more people watch it on TV.
So is Jones for sure gone for 2 years? We really won't see him until 2018 now?
>>69397566
That would be christmas for Hunt. The worst thing he can try to do strike with Hunt standing. Hunt counter strikes and has elite timing and precision. Lesnar could do it once, the next time he throws a jab he will wake up on ground.
>>69397640
Jones will emerge as the greatest felony fighter of all time though.
>>69397664
>Genetics. Brock is a distant relative to a famous gigantic viking berserker, known for tearing his opponent's arms literally out of their body on a few occasions. I forget the name, but you can probably look it up.
this cant be real
>>69397671
Will DC ever succ Jones?
How would he do in HW?
Who's your boy?
>i know the challenge i have ahead of me. anderson is a guy who simply does not get hard. the guy had to take viagra for pete's sake! but i know when that octagon door shuts im going right at his dick.
>>69397515
>call her Claude
my sides are in orbit
>>69397757
No, Jones already posted a response to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
>>69397765
He'd get rekt after he chops his legs.
>>69397765
Who's that, the mountain? I doubt he could cut that far.
>>69397766
Alpha Cat Zingano.
>>69397529
>against arguably the best clean fighter in the world
Cormier is the best Clean fighter in the world by far. He's better than all of the dirty fighters except for that jones fight and I think he lost that more due to emotion and never fighting a 5 round Champion fight where he was tested, most of his fights lasted with him winning within 2 rounds.
parly bet travis brown by KO and brock lesnar by KO
10 bet = 195$ gain
worth it or wont happen?
>>69397766
Mighty mouse and cockhold
>>69397803
>Lesnar KOing Hunt
Never. They could fight 3 million times and that would never, ever happen.
>>69397803
Worth it for 10 bucks sure
>>69397738
Until he gets stabbed over coke tho
>>69397803
What site lets you parlay prop bets?
>>69397821
If he Frank Mir's him dosen't that cound? Im sure its ko/tko for the bet
>>69397766
All the Koreans
no one else matters t b h
other than Bisking
>>69397702
Keep in mind he didn't even play college football. He just decided he wanted to be in the NFL one day and almost made it in. Playing in the preseason when you didn't even play college football is pretty impressive tbf. He had some tackles, he wasn't terrible out there.
>>69397768
>writing this shit out
Fuck sake
>>69397803
brock can never KO hunt lol it just won't happen, brown by KO is worth
>>69397765
He's even bigger now
>>69397868
>that tiny head
>>69397766
T E R U T O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_buyHV00kA
If this remix doesnt trigger you in a good way you are not a real fight fan
>>69397853
A TKO is very, very, very likely. I don't know how bets like that work though. If it allows a TKO then it would for sure be worth the bet
>>69397664
>DC's camp turned down any option
0 proof of this
DC sayed at the press conference too that he will accept any fighter that the UFC gives him.
I think it was more Dana being a good guy to be honest and going for Anderson who was offering no belt because Anderson himself was being a good guy too, thats my best guess.
STOP TRYING TO TAINT MY BOYS IMAGE FUCKING LEAF.
>>69397537
It's going to feel so satisfying watching Brock's head clatter off the canvas.
>>69397821
what? by KO that involves TKO. brock lesnar takedown + ground n pound is a serious possibility
>>69397724
Ah fair enough that makes sense.
>>69397737
I agree if he tried to bang, but if he uses his 10+ inch reach and stays on the outside just jabbing I don't think hunt could get him with a quick counter. Hunt would have to lunge forward which is exactly what brock would be after
>>69397181
>coors light
>>69397868
>Roidgut and the compensators
>>69397868
damn yo he's a big guy
>>69397766
THE CHRIS
>>69397766
The only right answer.
>>69397925
when will they learn
claudia won. fuck yall mean. brazil in this hoe.
>>69397892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs1xHPU7WwA
>>69397765
>le get tired during his walkout man
>>69397801
>I doubt he could cut that far
Cut to HW?
>>69397972
265 limit
>>69397766
Conair, I respect him and want to see him make a comeback.
>>69397925
those fags aren't even fit
guy on the right is as tall as haftor
Did Joanna ever lose by stoppage in kickboxing?
>>69397972
he would need to cut over 100 pounds lel
Choi has only fought against cans so far. He's gonna get his gook ass rocked any top tier fighter.
>>69397982
>He's like 400 lb
holy moly
Is he a virgin? No pussy could ever host his dick.
what did you guys bet? this seemed like the only thing worth it tonight
>>69397925
what a fucking manlet, lmao
>>69398041
>Browne
>>69398041
50 bucks on nunes
>>69398041
i pick cain and hunt, good luck
>>69397821
TKO buddy
>>69398041
I like that, at those odds.
>>69398029
No. He's legit top 15 or 10 talent already. Him vs. Swanson would be incredible.
Will DC ever get the succ?
>Cain vs Travis Browne
What happens in this fight?
>>69398059
browne is a possibility, cain had a lot of injuries (back injury etc). And heavyweight theres always a possibility of ko
and as far as brock goes, I honestly believe he will take hunt down and just GnP him for the finish
for 10$, worth it imo
>>69398041
Those are some good odds, good luck m8
>>69398029
Tavares isn't a can
>Leave Joanna to me
>>69398041
What site is this?
>>69398085
Browne would have lost to Mitrione if it was not for the 20 eye pokes
>>69398080
probably a repeat of cain vs JDS 2 and 3
>>69395400
Zingano
Bigg Rigg
KILLASHAW
Enrique
Lauzon
Mousasi
Miller
>>69398080
>tfw got the same different coloured beard/soulpatch thing going on
why did god give us such multicoloured facial hair travis
>>69398025
vs prime bob sapp in openweight, tho
>>69398080
Travis gets heemsleepy via ground and pound round 2
someone pls post the uncensored Black Beast interview pls
Do you think that when fighters barely miss weight they go use an enemy, puke their guts out etc in an effort to lose that extra pound or so?
>>69397913
Hunt fight practically his whole kickboxing/mma career with reach disadvantage. The disparity in striking skill is too much. Easy for experienced striker to counter off amateurs jab. Watch every one of Hunt's KO, he reads movement and counter strikes or catch them by predicting their reaction. Brock needs to keep his guard high, circle off and look for take-down opportunity or just bull rush one. I guarantee if he tries to engage standing, maybe once or twice Hunt let him go to see what he does but then it will be lights out next time he try.
>>69398041
Frankie and killashaw parlay.
Might make a mega parlay of DC, Frankie, killashaw, nunes and brock
>>69398122
SHIIEEEEEEEEEEET
>*smacks lips*
CANT BE HUGGEN N SHIEEEEEEEET
>*steals win*
who's your anti-boy
>>69397766
>Who's your boy?
All the champions.
>>69398125
>use an enema
Your rectum would absorb all the liquid, so no.
Depending on how early you're weighing in, you'd go sit in a sauna for the next however long and try to sweat it out.
>>69398131
*bitchslaps the president of the UFC*
>>69398127
Hunt throws probing jabs and watches where they move their head instinctually
Then he throws a fake and connects with a straight and follows with a hook and its goodnight nurse
>>69398141
IT IS WHAT IT IS
>>69397766
jones and werdum
>>69398141
Stfu
>>69398144
Mcgregor
rousey
Are there any other MMA photographers or is Esther Lin the only one people fellate over?
>>69398190
i hate that robot cunt
>/heem/ can't name ONE fighter in LW and WW who can beat this man
>>69398144
Cerrone
>>69398144
Johny "The Vibrator" Hendricks
>>69398098
mise au jeu, its for qc only I think
>>69398132
>Nunes
lol why
>>69398175
>hating werdum
fucking meet me in Vienna in 10 minutes you muggy cunt you need a heeming
>>69398215
I fucking hate my country.
>>69398212
holy fuck
need to change my picks
>>69398131
lol Dana getting btfo for the entire press conference.
>>69398167
Yes, he very good at getting read on opponent and then timing them.
>>69398144
Chris Weidman
Rory burgerking
>>69398212
;_; delet
>>69398144
dan henderson
>>69398204
rory
>>69398204
Wonderboy would destory him senpai
>>69398223
fuck. i apologise austria mistakes were made
>>69398212
if he shaved his head hed have kept 20%
how dumb are americunts?
>>69398223
he is ma boi u CUNT
>>69398144
Here's the short list:
Rory
Cormier
RDA
Hendricks
Browne
>>69398217
Cause she's better than Miesha
How much do you think Silva will make for just showing up
I'd say around 250k
On another note I hope noone bought today wolfticket of the "monster" that ufc 200 is
>>69398204
conor
>>69398204
>this man beat GSP
kek nice 'goat' you have there
>>69398212
Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone...
>>69398212
>Johny Hendricks is unironically someones boy
>>69398265
$1 mill easy, UFC in desperation mode and such short notice.
>>69398204
>ww?
Nice bait faggot
Maia by rear naked choke
>>69398163
oh that's true, I forgot that you'd absorb the water
get colon scraped maybe? I know people lose multiple pounds doing that
they only have one hour to lose the weight, it would have to be something drastic if you were over by a pound or so
>>69398204
el cucuy
>>69398144
Both Diaz
Jones
Frankie
>>69398144
Cejudo is right though, Conor needed discipline because he thought he was higher than the UFC and wanted everything his way. Conor needs the UFC way more than the UFC needs Conor. You're a potato nigger though and your potato genes are blindings your judgment. Bad journalism by Shaun finding the most smug picture of Cejudo possible when his comment was neutral.
>>69398265
Probably at least what he's made in past purses.
UFC 200 is less about turning a big profit, and more about giving the company the biggest stage as its being sold off.
>>69398259
>Rory
>>69398204
lawler
>>69398275
;..;7 back when he was heems boy and gsp was just a fraud bitch
>>69398144
Cormier
>>69398264
lol Nunes is going to get lit up on the feet and she won't have an advantage on the ground either
>>69398204
any top 10 WW
>>69398307
>hating on the Diaz bros
There's literally no single gayer thing you could possibly do as a fight fan, you dick sniffing faggot.
>>69398307
>not liking the diaz bros
explain chaz
>>69398331
>lit up on the feet
>by memesha tate
>anyone ever
leaf pls
>>69398331
miesha is an awful striker
>>69398337
based
>>69398337
Don't call this retard a fight fan, he's obviously not.
>>69398337
>October 29, 2011
>>69398331
I've never seen Misha "light anyone up" and nunes is better on the ground and has more submissions in her arsenal. Misha's best hope is that nunes gasses out like Claudia did yesterday cause no way is she going to win the first two rounds, of it even makes it that far.
>>69398307
i get that diaz is a bit of a cunt and dumb as fuck buy he killed the mcgoober meme and all his casual bandwagon fans got put on suicide watch, that alone makes him unhateable
>>69398345
>>69398337
That press conference where Nick starts ranting like a white kid that listens to too much Eminem seems pretty cringe.
I didn't even bother to watch it though since I'm allergic to that stuff, but Nick seems like that kinda guy.
>>69398320
yeah man you're right the way he fought so hard against thompson should make him fan favourite for everyone. he really went for broke in the most pivitol fight of his career. :^)
not my boy.
>>69398372
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Do you lads reckon 200 will have some gimmicks or big things happen in terms of production?
Like the 189 walk-ins, something theatrical like that
>You think Im just gonna sit here and let you succ me Spider?
>>69398375
dude, did you even SEE his imanari rolls?
>>69398303
Assuming that you aren't literally dying, you can lose ten pounds of water weight in an hour if you crank the heat up enough.
The problem is how badly you'll fuck yourself in the fight by doing so.
Honestly, Pig Rigg should have slept in the damn heat.
i just saw a mackenzie dern commercial on fox
>>69398385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb2zMu400Nk
>GSP asking what a "wolf card" is..
>>69398337
all they do is complain when they lose an obvious decision. also the whole edgy stoner shit got old really fast
>>69398389
I think they dipped into their production budget to get Brock, and then raided whatever was left to land Silva.
>>69398389
crowd surely will go nuts when silva is coming
black people hate Daniel Cormier eh
>tfw only guy in heem who likes cormier
i walk this lonely road...
>>69398364
dana was so fucking great here, fuck that manlet
>>69398414
Why?
>>69398372
Autism
>>69398416
are those real?
>GOAT LHW turned out to be roided goof
>>69398402
>disliking Diaz because he started the wolf tickets meme
That's exactly why you should love him though.
>>69398389
Sinead O'Conor doing Ain't no sunshine?
Staind doing enter sandman?
Brock.
Lesnar.
>>69398389
It'd be kinda cool. Thats another thing no one can really do gimmick walk-out costumes and shit anymore with Reebok 'fight kits'.
How long until fights?
Getting a haircut, someone permaheem me.
>>69398416
Why would you think you're the only one casual?
>>69398416
I like Cormier, he's been my boy since he KO'd Silva in strikeforce
>>69398372
that was the best presser of all time dude
>have you ever got a gun in your head George
>have you ever seen a friened shot in a chest by a .45
>they're selling you wolftickets people
if you dont appreciate this then you're on the wrong sport
>>69398451
>Cutting your hair on fight day
Wew.
>>69398451
about 6 bongs
>>69398432
Everyone is on steroids motherfucker
>>69398389
Tate/Nunes headlining
>>69398427
No, the photo was altered. Check the pixels, anon. I've been on the chan a long time and I've seen a lot of people try to slide shit like this by me, but I sniff it out like a bloodhound every single time.
Having said that, the girl probably does have huge natural tits. Just not quite that big.
>>69398427
If so those are Hitomi tier (webm related).
But I doubt it, could be photoshop.
>>69398354
>>69398357
>>69398367
Miesha held her own on the feet vs both Holm and Eye, who are both better strikers than Nunes. She didn't beat them up at all, but she didn't look overwhelmed or oddly out of place. On the feet she will undoubtedly have an advantage.
She also looked good on the ground vs McMann who is probably better on the ground than Nunes, too. And she controlled Holly on the ground easily. I don't think Nunes is better on the ground than Miesha, Miesha's ground game is excellent, people just aren't as aware of it because Ronda was always better.
>>69398434
No I'm just parroting stuff, like I said I hate awkward press conferences so I can't stand that shit.
I just knew Nick was that kinda guy that takes himself too seriously, I'm sure that's what I'm gonna find if I bother watching the thing.
so hey out my ass I speeketh.
>Lauzon's diet before weight in
>>69398487
>Jessica eye
>Better striker than anyone
A LEAF
>>69398307
Not liking diaz's incan maybe understand because your a casual
How the fuck do you not like Frankie Edgar though, he's like the fighter we all deserve
>>69398463
>That post fight presser where Nick was ranting about Tristar placing spies in his camp just because GSP knew to trap Nick's back leg so he couldn't roll out.
>>69398494
nuffin wrong with that t b h
>>69398508
A FUCKING LEAF
>>69398508
Jessica eye has been way out of her weightclass the whole time she's been with the ufc Senpai.
>>69398487
>McCann who is better on the ground than nunes
What a peculiar thing to say given how easily nunes beat her up then subbed her in the first round. Your MMA knowledge is clearly limited.
>>69398487
>held her own against holly
she was getting picked apart for 4 and a half rounds.
nunes just outstruck shevchenko who has holly holm level striking
>>69398511
edgar lost my boy status in the maynard and penn fights
>You will never have your gf giggling as you wrestle her in the bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBLuuz0Eseg
>>69398508
Every single opponent that fights Eye goes in with a gameplan of getting the fight to the ground. There is a reason for that.
>>69398556
>You will never have your gf
That was enough.
Nunes has the sstriking advantage
It'ssss not up for debate
>>69398550
>shevchenko who has holly holm level striking
lmao idiot
>>69398537
how convenient to leave out the part where McMann got rocked and knocked down first eh bud?
>>69398513
GSP is like a min/maxing tryhard but it seems to me he still came off looking much better than salty Nick
He's like the Lance Armstrong of MMA only really nice and hasn't been caught yet
>>69397223
conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>69398553
I thhink he could beat Conor
>>69398487
I give you her striking has improved but its gone from fucking pathetic to mediocre. Meisha is the ultimate average at everything and outstanding at nothing. Her biggest asset is determination and drive, and being durable. Anyone that is slightly above average in any area can beat her. Also she is dumb as a rock and shows the worst fighter IQ I have ever seen.
>>69398592
i want to believe
>>69398590
If I was Diaz's trainer, I would ask Diaz to get out of the fight with Conor so he does not get hurt badly by Conor inside that octagon . Someone has to care for Diaz.. Conor is looking more and more like Rocky. power is coming out of his pours . He is going to unleash the awsome Dragon because he is born in the year of the Dragon.
>>69398598
Miesha is actually good on the ground dude, it's silly to imply that she isn't
>>69398556
Boston accent always makes me smile
Goat accent
>>69397702
they just did that out of prudence, he was old by nfl standards and carrying a few injuries, he wouldnt have lasted more than 1 season, but his numbers during pre-season training were insane, you should look up his stats they're phenomenal for a guy in his position
>>69398648
did that dude just flop?
>>69398628
He took bj penn down repeatadly.
Conor also enjoys being the bigger fighter in most of his bouts at feel, while Frankie is used to fighting lws.
Time traveler here. Feel free to use this knowledge for gainz.
Miesha Tate Amanda Nunes (Tate wins via first round submission)
Mark Hunt Brock Lesnar (Hunt wins via decision)
Daniel Cormier Anderson Silva (Silva wins via second round knockout)
Jose Aldo Frankie Edgar (aldo wins via decision)
Cain Velasquez Travis Browne (Brown wins via 1st round knockout)
What method of suicide with Jose Aldo use tonight after he gets heem by Frankie tonight lads
>>69398648
duffy stronk
>>69398648
superior Irishman
>>69398629
>power is coming out of his pours
>>69398663
holy shit brazil is back lads
>>69398557
A LEAF
did you even watch her last fight?
>>69398665
Get in my guard
>>69398665
Buy a plane ticket to Brazil.
>>69398665
self immolation on a BBQ
MOM SHUT UP
which fighter do you think has the worst smelling vag?
>>69398080
Tarverdyan gives another lowlight example as to why you should never step inside his gym.
>>69398696
don't eat at his restaurant for the next few days
>>69398663
Pays $16734.37 on the dollar.
>>69398721
Bec Rawlings
>>69398721
all of them you weirdo
The only interesting fights are:
1. Aldo vs Edgar
2. Lauzon vs Sanchez
>>69398663
We make our own fate
what if the ufc helped Kimbo fake his own death, but they actually signed him and he'll be fighting at ufc 201
>>69398736
Okay casual
>>69398731
>>>/bloodyelbow/
>>69398736
killashaw and bigg rigg
How badly is Anderson going to get hurt tonight?
>>69398730
I actually bet on this card for the first time ever. I just put 75 on Silva. I have a weird feeling. UFC has been riddled with upsets this year and that would be the biggest upset on the card.
>>69398447
>You will never eat beef jerky with Brock
>you will never shoot guns with Brock
why live?
>>69398721
Lol haha
>>69398212
Johnny "Last Day of Chemo" Hendricks.
>I don't believe in PEDs
>I take 30 supplements
what a farce this entire sport is
>>69398721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_F9X57079k
>>69398416
You're not the only one who likes that Uncle Corm.
>>69398765
>>>/sherdog/
>>69398746
>>>/Mandrama/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/9/12134596/despite-recent-interest-in-return-dana-white-says-georges-st-pierre
>"Georges St-Pierre will not fight again," White told the media following the UFC 200 weigh-ins on Friday (via Fight Network). "I've said that before, and I'll say it again. Georges St-Pierre is done. He is retired and he will not fight again. I've dealt with him, and we've been dealing with this thing. I've been in this since I was 19-years-old. I know the mentality of a fighter that wants to fight and I know the mentality of a fighter that does not want to fight.
>>69398799
why so serious?
>>69398800
Never believe a single thing Dana white ever says.
>>69398762
I'm a serious deer hunter and respect his skills
Most hunting "personalities" are chucklefucks that can't even hunt very well, while Brock seems like a pretty good hunter
Must be hard being sneaky when your a 300 pounder
>>69398820
bullshit i started hunting when i was 3 you don't know shit
>>69398820
>Implying he doesn't just out run the deer and beat them to death
>>69398550
She won round 2 decisively la
>>69398800
Translation: GSP wants too much money or he has stipulations the UFC dont want to meet.
>>69398630
She has good top game, but so what? Nunes is better on the ground.
I say this as someone who bet twenty to win eighty that Miesha would win a decision.
>world bjj champion
>roided to the gills
>still couldn't submit a F level athlete who started BJJ in maybe 2012
>>69398800
>It's not Anderson Silva, he just had gall bladder surgery
>>69398853
Georges has been outspoken about experiencing blackouts/memory loss. I wouldn't allow him to fight. He's the type of guy who 10-15 years down the road will be campaigning against the sport.
>>69398833
What state? I fuck with blacktails in Northern California
GOAT deer subspecies
>>69397363
jdownloader, right click and copy link location on the playlist file and it'll get all the videos and mp3s and you can just click off the videos so you only get mp3s and download. You'll figure it out.
Put money on Silva and Bork.
Hopefully meme resonance is at an all time high.
>>69398865
She's the most blatantly roided fighter in the sport
The sherdog staff hates vitor for roiding but Claudia is undeniably their girl
When will Khabib be back? Isn't ramadan fucking over?
>>69398964
>Silva
Wew
>>69398966
>Girls who have abs are roiders
>>69398971
He can't fight for four months after Ramadan because he can't have a camp during Ramadan.
>>69398971
I want to see him get tappy so badly
If he's such a boss grappler then why can't he finish anyone
He never loses position, and scores on his takedowns every time there's no need for him to be so conservative
It pisses me off like bendo did. It's like he developed his game to keep him safe but not to really win fights
>>69399006
What a fag
>>69398990
>girls who have distended abs aren't roiders
Clawja was blatantly roiding. Come on now.
>>69398990
>bruh
She's on the gas
>>69399010
He has a 65% finish rate pal. That's better than most
HOW MANY BONGS
>>69399013
Actually, it's good for him considering how fragile he is.
>>69396390
Performance enhancing drugs
>tfw the tread wont be as comfy as it is now the during the fights
shiiieeeet
I wonder how many of you autista dropped Gadelha as your waifu last night.
>>69399052
*and other
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/9/12134178/white-says-he-would-decline-a-phone-call-from-jones-im-not-talking-to
fuck me bois dana seems really really pissed
>"Listen, I don't know where Lorenzo [Fertitta] is on this issue, but I still haven't talked to Jon Jones," White told FOX Sports 1's The Herd on Friday. "There is nothing for me and Jon Jones to talk about."
If Jones called White, the UFC president would not answer the phone.
"No. I'm not talking to Jon Jones," he said. "I’m not talking to him, there is no reason for us to talk. The guy is a professional. Listen, I'm not the biggest Jon Jones fan right now, but I truly believe that he did take a supplement that had this stuff in it, and it wasn't intentional. I truly believe that. But at the same time, come on! You're 28-years-old. You're probably the greatest talent to ever step foot in this sport. Call USADA and tell them what supplements you're taking!
"You've already been through this history of just absolute madness. Forget doing it to us -- why would you do this to yourself? You're a grown up! And the guys that are around him are just as bad. The guys who are supposed to be looking out for him and watching his back. Give me a break! Jon should have cleaned house a long time ago. That's what Jon should have done."
khabib ruined the lightweight division, thanks that bullshit ramadan. Fucking muslims are cancer
>>69398144
BJ Penn
I always get shit for this though so let me break it down for you
Outside of his initial 6 fights in the UFC that ended with him subbing Matt Hughes, he has never beat anybody of note ever who wasn't an old man out of his prime by the time fought, or a b-lister at best
You don't get to claim you're the GOAT when your best wins in the division are fucking Joe Stevenson, Kenny Florian, and 2008 Sean Sherk who was back after a roid suspension
Moreover, his lack of heart in the second GSP fight cannot be brought up enough - this is a man who claimed he'd go to the death but couldn't even go 5 rounds without picking up his ball and going home like a petty little bitch, instead preferring to quit on his stool after the 4th, when it was made abundtantly clear to him he just wasn't top tier material anymore
>B-but he was always the smaller guy! He would have beat a lot of the guys he fought if they were the same size!
Would have, should have, could have, I don'´t give a damn, it's not what happened
Fact is every time he went up against an A-list guy like Frankie, Rory, GSP, Nick, etc, he was mauled and destroyed
Glorified can crusher who was only popular due to a massive marketing push who bought into his own hype. Nope, pass.
>>69399065
#StillTeamClaudia
>>69399080
>I'd be fine with it if Cormier was the LHW champ for the rest of his career
What did he mean by this?
>>69399082
Heem yourself manlet
>>69399080
He sure is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzVWqfXiXws&feature=youtu.be
>>69399059
>no sticky during UFC events
>>69399080
>Jon should have cleaned house a long time ago
Calling out Jackson for roiding fighters.
>>69399088
> I'm a huge casual pleb that can't identify talent when I see it
And florian was an elite fighter
>>69399097
>Kevin Iole and his shit eating grin
What a hack
>UFC 200
>what all fight fans have been waiting for
>half the big names of the UFC are on the card
>...which is being headlined by two """"fighters"""" that even I could heem
What a let down.
Who /Team Succ/ here? Hope Anderson took his Thao sex pills desu, he is gonna need it.
>>69399082
You're not being careful enough
>>69399134
>p
talent does not exist
>>69399119
I like how he catch kick with mocking attitude of 'wtf is weak shit'.
>>69399103
This mudslime got gifted a decision vs Tibau, lmao. Can't wait to see Ferguson rape that mudslime
>>69399150
Here's your (you)
>>69399082
Be careful.
>>69399101
really really makes you think
when does it start
https://youtu.be/etYnAx70bXk
>>69399162
you know BJ got his black belt in under 3 years
if he is not talented then im seriously dont know
>>69399150
How come the UFC don't have enough hush money to keep Jeff off from ruining a card this important? I would rather find out Jon was roiding after the fight. Lie to me,Dana, LIE TO ME
>>69399184
Tomorrow
>>69399201
Being rich enough to train full-time without having to worry about anything other than showing up on time doesn't really impress me
He had enough money to take privates every day, not really surprising he advanced so fast
Werdum is far more impressive IMO because he didn't have the luxury of loaded parents to leech off of
>>69399150
>"When the card is finalized, jaws will drop."
>>69399170
How is it not a letdown? Can you imagine being there in person and going from the energy of Lesnar-Hunt to Meisha Tate and whoever she is fighting?
Tate takes the sport so seriously that she has breast implants, in a sport where every ounce of weight is significant. It's a joke.
>>69399202
Makes you wonder how many times a result has come back positive from a fighter and they kept it quiet till after the fight.
>>69399162
All time great fighter penn was
Amazing athlete he was
>>69399202
we've already seen Jon vs. DC, it was boring
at least now we'll get to see something new and with exciting meme potential
>>69399228
>le Werdum is good at BJJ meme
Schaub would sub him easily
>>69399234
Then don't watch. But we all know you will so you can complain about it some more tomorrow.
>>69399252
Schaub bless.
>>69399252
Schaub beats everybody in the post-USADA era to be fair
100% my man
>>69399228
>Being rich enough to train full-time without having to worry about anything other than showing up on time doesn't really impress me
dude i get your point but it takes really more than that you need the will the discipline the creativity and stuff too.its not all about money man
>>69399258
Gonna be hilarious when the UFC's big tent-pole event has half the stadium walk out and the other half boo the main event.
>>69399150
Tate would standing RNC you la
http://www.sherdog.com/events/TF-Tibau-Fight-41731
>unknown fighter
>>69399283
Gonna be hilarious when you're wrong.
>>69399312
>Wilmo Wilmo
god I hope there are some good acestreams tonight
>>69396627
he didn't flinch like most movie people when they shoot fake guns.
respect
>>69398037
he reks this tiny pussy on the daily. can you imagine how much power he must be holding back while hitting it? probably not even using 10% of his dick power and she taps out
>Northcutt to win by KO/TKO @ 15/8 against a Spanish waiter
Throw this on any accumulator and you're printing free money
>>69399341
they will be loaded with Zuffa loggers so use a VPN
>>69399283
I don't think anyone who pays $500 for a ticket will walk out during the main event. Real life isn't like /r9k/
bj wasn't talented he just had all the time in the world to train technique and he loved to fight because everyone would bully him because he was the richy rich of hilo
I ate so much spicy food last night that my asshole now burns when I drop a deuce.
so were the picksguys legit or not?
Just woke up lads
Ready for tonight
>>69399376
paid for them when DC/Jones was still the main event and Brock co-main and barely cared enough to not refund them
>>69399386
at least you can eat based fight snax
i can only eat fruit smoothies with protein powder :(
>>69399364
Bisking's hero
>>69399363
>he's going to waste his genetics on a womanlet
REMOVE ALL WOMANLETS NOW
>>69399363
what an embarassing t shirt
>>69399410
Got proof?
Tonight, lads.
Tonight.
>>69398144
robbery lawler
>>69399018
so youre saying USADA is letting her juice?
>>69399425
proof that people bought tickets when the main card was still intact?
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
CAN
YOU
SEE
ME
NOW
>>69399421
Would you say that to him in person, though?
>>69396419
how come nobody replied to this?
>>69399489
Why not?
>>69399523
because of what he did to Oberyn
>>69399376
They will boo because they paid $500 and women scrubs are the main-event.
boys what do i buy to consume during this beautiful night of fights
i'm thinking coors light and sour patch kids
>>69398818
This.
>>69399677
do you guys have Arby's in britain?
>>69399283
People on /heem/ are this dumb? Wow.
Reminder that UFC 200 main event was supposed to be GSP vs Connor.
>>69399720
unfortunately not..
there is so much american fast food cuisine i'd love to try
>>69399835
"All they gotta do is ask."
>>69396390
>no
>more
>succ
>>69399930
based oirishman
>>69396390
The greatest of all times
>>69396569
nice pepe, i'm stealing.
